Hope y'all having a nice ass day while I'm away! That rhymed. Just a heads up there is no mario maker tomorrow I'll be back in town Tuesday and everything will be back to normal soon y'all! 😁
Dashie is hands down the most Non-hatable RUclipsr out there. His uploads are quality, his commentary is fucking hilarious, and his Fanbase is actually pleasant, unlike a vast majority of Larger RUclipsrs. Keep up the good work Dashie!
I used to watch him so much, back since the very first happy wheels videos then I stopped. I searched him up again to take a trip through memory lane. His channel grew so much and he hasn't changed a bit. Thank you dashie
Alexthelast Bread I think the reason Nintendo doesnt like dashie is cayse he curses too much and Nintendo is "kid friendly" and they probs dont wanna ruin their reputation 😂😅😧
Yo dashie I'm pretty sure we (you) have the best fan base, because nobody ever really hates what you do, plus we attack temporary haters, and you got super active subs!
waited so many hours just so I could watch this and eat, I dunno why but having dinner is always so much better with dashies vids. it's definitely worth it. love you mah boy❤ps you can brake whilst drifting, just press b 😊
Clearly a fan who doesnt know his mariokart series... he says pause every time he says hard on the difficulty. Look at the other episodes. It's just a thing he does.
I'm 27. When I come home from work after midnight and see a Mario Kart video, makes my night! Your comments and shit make me laugh, Dash. Thanks for uploading!
I just had surgery today and I'm in alot of pain but watching your funny ass videos detracts me from the pain so thank you for making good videos that I can't wait to watch. love you dash ❤❤❤❤
Dashie isn't lying when he says he sells Nintendo's games.... his Mario Kart gameplays are the very reason I bought a Wii U and got into Mario Kart. So Nintendo really should pay him some royalties!
I prefer the saying "The glass is full -- halfway with water, half way with air" because rather than ignoring the negative and looking at the positive, just make there be no negative.
dachie dachie i love how you describe the water shits at the end i heard that so many time but in my opinion.you put it in afunny but also cool & knowledgeable way
Everyday I wake up and grab my phone and see if Dashie has uploaded yet. I keep getting bad days and to get things off my mind or just to get away from reality I watch this man's hilarious videos. Keep up the good work dashie
Huh didn’t see it like that till now just thought it meant pessimism but it makes sense. If you’re unsatisfied you’ll strive for greatness compared to if you’re just content with everything. If humanity was like that we wouldn’t have gotten as far as we have.
Hayate Gekko Yes it is cringing? Lmao u know what cringing means right? It's possible to cringe at someone who can't play video games (not saying dashie can't but the context they used it in is correct for what they're talking about lol)
![THIS SH#T GOT INTENSE!! [MARIO KART 8]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5Nx4LAdFrCM/mqdefault.jpg)
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Hope y'all having a nice ass day while I'm away! That rhymed. Just a heads up there is no mario maker tomorrow I'll be back in town Tuesday and everything will be back to normal soon y'all! 😁
DashieXP oka dash, that ight, have fun my boi
DashieXP 6FTFTH months since the last video! >.> We need a skit!
DashieXP I haven't seen anything on this account in a minute
Can you please play lego dimensions and go back to making skits.
DashieXP thanks anyway dashie have a good trip my boyy
Dashie is hands down the most Non-hatable RUclipsr out there. His uploads are quality, his commentary is fucking hilarious, and his Fanbase is actually pleasant, unlike a vast majority of Larger RUclipsrs. Keep up the good work Dashie!
Agree :)
Nox, Queen of Dragonspyre His fan base is not pleasant at all.
Nox, Queen of Dragonspyre you need to watch more youtubers
U play smite?
Nox, Queen of Dragonspyre i think he plays too much mario maker and kart
I would of died if he picked donkey kong randomly XD
Ikr every one would of died with laughter if he picked him 😂
I never get the thu-lu-lu-lungs when I play MK8
Tina Bitch Ass
...Tina...
Tina Bitch Ass lol
Tina Bitch Ass why did you have to use dashie's coworker (I think she is)
It because they were not in Mortal Kombat 8
@@JeffStar2000 l....o.....l
Dashie literally predicted Luigi’s Mansion 3 in this video.
Pretzel Boy Productions When you watch the video
Dam bro
New dashie fans be like " Yo its my birthday (pause)"
Numbb ikr
Right they're like
"This game was dumb... Pause...."
Ikr? Pause.
Numbb
This shit had me laugh because it's true
_(pause)_
ToXic o lmaoo
1v1 me Dashie!
BasicallyIDoWrk I fucking love you dude!
BasicallyIDoWrk Omg Basically You are here!!!
Omg!! I'm so glad you know who he is 🤣
Omg basically
omg yes please!!
I used to watch him so much, back since the very first happy wheels videos then I stopped. I searched him up again to take a trip through memory lane. His channel grew so much and he hasn't changed a bit. Thank you dashie
you should stay
Who else was hoping it was DK
Me
@@lislis477 me too
Me three
Anyone else thought it was donkey?😂
Person I dif
i did
Yes I did for sure
That would have been fucked up for real 😂
Who else thought that Dashie was gonna pick Donkey Bitch Ass as the random character 😂😂🤣
Sapaul Ram THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!
Sapaul Ram I would have lost it if he picked him lmao
It would have been perfect.
Me! XD
XDXDXD
Everyone here should tweet at Nintendo about dashie
Alexthelast Bread Good idea mah boi
It's sad that they won't accept him since Dashie is such a fan of Nintendo but hey what can ya do 🤷🏾♀️
NeonBeasts I get the point on cussing but not about unpermitted uploads, doubt dashie would upload early access without granted permission
Alexthelast Bread I think the reason Nintendo doesnt like dashie is cayse he curses too much and Nintendo is "kid friendly" and they probs dont wanna ruin their reputation 😂😅😧
Kayla Tanisha
They got the Grumps, and they're not kid friendly
Yo dashie I'm pretty sure we (you) have the best fan base, because nobody ever really hates what you do, plus we attack temporary haters, and you got super active subs!
Let's just say we are your attack dogs
Not to mention your freestyles are on point
AAAAAND, I really hoped you got donkey
Rigby where is mordecai
TraumaTutorials he died
Dashie is thirsty for that Nintendiugh
SENPAI Bro😂😂!
1:58 Dashie almost sounded like DMX here when he said "WHAT!?!" XD
I would LOVE to see 12 Dashies play an online Mario Kart race together.
backup368
He used to.
A summary of the dialogue.
"Bitch"
"Shit"
"Shit"
"Shit"
"Dolololons-Dolololons"
"Bitch"
"Shit"
"Shit"
"Fuck"
"Bitch"
"Shit"
"Shit"
"Dolololons-Dolololons"
"Shit"
"Shit"
"Shit"
"Shit"
"Shit"
"Shit"
"Bitch"
"Fuck"
"Shit"
"Bitch"
"Shit"
"Dolololons-Dolololons"
"Shit"
"Bitch"
"Shit"
"Fuck"
"Shit"
This, This Right Here Made Me Smile After I Was Sad, Thank U
Me?
Yes U
*Original*
MarkoPoloProd. *orihjuhnulllll*
MarkoPoloProd. *recipe*
MarkoPoloProd. *orange in all recipes*
*bayommmm*
Original orenge recipe
Damn mah boi a damn philosopher. Talking bout glasss half full
ThatGuyWhoSwims 😂fr
if Nintendo sponsors dashie, ill buy a switch.
Alexander Peterson they aren't going to he's not kid friendly 😂
"If you took a glass of water... and you fill it like, halfway wit water..."
Nice
waited so many hours just so I could watch this and eat, I dunno why but having dinner is always so much better with dashies vids. it's definitely worth it. love you mah boy❤ps you can brake whilst drifting, just press b 😊
Roy sacrificed himself for Dashie 13:20
Roy sacrificed himself for Iggy, his brother. Roy's still mad at Dashie for earlier MK8 videos.
In its purest form.
😂😂
Betmen this comment made my day. thank you
No problem, Have an awesome day!
I hope everyone is having a good day! Spring break means more Dashie. More Dashie means more fun!
Golden Keeper YAY
Golden Keeper Same to you......Gasai Yuno
Golden Keeper I love that anime!
My spring break is almost over ;;
Spring break was over a week ago for me.
Who else notice Dashie didn't say pause when he said "hard"
Clearly a fan who doesn't know when to use pause.
Not everytime he says hard, it means he has to say pause
Clearly a fan who doesnt know his mariokart series... he says pause every time he says hard on the difficulty. Look at the other episodes. It's just a thing he does.
Bruhh he says pause on anything sexual like if he said it every time it would get annoying
fail.
There Are Only Two Genders /_£&#÷ He did.
I'm 27. When I come home from work after midnight and see a Mario Kart video, makes my night! Your comments and shit make me laugh, Dash. Thanks for uploading!
Does anybody remember the episode where he went from like 10th to 1st in a couple of seconds on his 3rd lap?
Jonathan A Yee. It was awesome!
That was a good time!
That one was crazy!
In the words of Dashie himself: "Yooo... that was historic!"
ohh she went for 10 to 1 on my lap
You know what else is coming on the 28th?.....Gorillaz new album
I bet you wouldn't mind having some pizza huh
you know it ma boi!
randy awesome who is that??? Is that DONKEY BITCH ASS boy band???
Official Madd dogg gaming
Um, no, search them up
randy awesome aaaUUUGGHHHH FUCK RIGHT
was anyone else hoping he picked donkey bitch ass as random? XD
tigerlep hunter If he hadn't gone diagonal again at the end he would have gotten him lol I was hoping too
tigerlep hunter omg I was prayinggggggg
tigerlep hunter i knew that it was a koopa but i didn't know which one
It's not fun when he plays as Donkey bitch ass because then Donkey can't sabotage him
Yes xD
I died at 7:15 when Dashie did that to Tanooki mid-air. Totally caught me off guard 😂
I just had surgery today and I'm in alot of pain but watching your funny ass videos detracts me from the pain so thank you for making good videos that I can't wait to watch. love you dash ❤❤❤❤
It would have been hilarious if his random character selection had chosen Donkey Kong.
I thought you could already break while drifting
you can, but the controller and gamepad feel word to a lot of people when doing it
Christopher Richardson that doesn't change the fact that you can still drift and brake
True
Rigby (boombang) why are you always in the comments lol
Rigby I think he meant you can break drift a lot more effectively without risking the chance to stumble.
11:44 I’ve been crying for 2 whole minutes 🤣🤣🤣
Just a tip, when you have the piranha plant, you can continually press the item button to keep going more and faster, kinda like a gold mushroom
....and i'm sitting here playing mario kart 7 :(
been waiting all day😂
love Dashie, no pause 🙌
Dashie literally sold me a Wii U with the Mario Kart 8 game.. NINTENDO NEEDS TO "LINK" UP WITH DASHIE!!!
Dashie isn't lying when he says he sells Nintendo's games.... his Mario Kart gameplays are the very reason I bought a Wii U and got into Mario Kart. So Nintendo really should pay him some royalties!
I prefer the saying "The glass is full -- halfway with water, half way with air" because rather than ignoring the negative and looking at the positive, just make there be no negative.
I love how he covers the picture but you can still hear the audio, ha ha! Love you Dashie!
2:00 YESS IGGY MY BOY!!! XDDD
On Mario Circuit, DK had it out for Dashie!
12:37 The Banana!
12:47 The Lightning!
13:00 The Bomb!
No wonder dashie hates dk
DASHIE! DASHIE! DASHIE! PLAY MORE HORROR GAMES!
the saying of ,"is the glass half empty or half full?".... dashie taught me some deep ass shit!
13:23 "Gimmie som'thin Juice." I've missed that 😂😂
Iggy is the best koopa
Smasher O Iggy is awesome!
Smasher O nope Roy is the best
I think lemmy is the best
SkyUnicorn 21 Lemmy rocks too!
I prefer Larry
My boy Iggy finally getting some love again!
Who else be late to dashies vids
Zharia Stjean me
Zharia Stjean school breh
Zharia Stjean not even i come here as soon as its out
School and work is what mostly makes me late
Zharia Stjean me
This trip would have been a perfect time for dashie to let his clone do the videos.
DASHIE SEES THE FUTURE He called out Luigi's Mansion 3 years before release!
Where that 5 you owe me
He predicted Luigi’s mansion 3!!
6:11 thats what happens when you cut through holes (PAUSE)
Poor Morton the only charater Dashie did not play as at least once.
I haven't laughed this hard in years. How did I just now find out about you. Lmaoo
Spoiler Alert: He picks Iggy
PrimeSource bitch
PrimeSource lol
My favorite
I’m glad I didn’t look at the comments in the beginning.
even if it's blurred we already know dashie messing up lol
Dashie, the man to go if you want to find out the meaning of half full or half empty sayings.
DASHIE WAS VERY INSPIRATIONAL WHEN SAYING THAT SAYING HALF FULL I APPRECIATE HIS HONOR!!!!!!!
dachie dachie i love how you describe the water shits at the end i heard that so many time but in my opinion.you put it in afunny but also cool & knowledgeable way
11:01 Dashi's best singing ever...
give lawigi a switch game so he switched his damn emotions
King teo lawigi?
Shut up dumb self up bruh
LMAO
who else thought it was donkey from the thumbnail
dashie wtf super mario makers are the highlight of my weekend
Dashie is the first gaming RUclipsr I've ever seen and I loved it
15 dashie said "tetas" which means boobs
koolkat45 some people dont know Spanish
koolkat45 woah so y did u comment that in the 1st place we got a brightbone here lads
koolkat45 I just didn't space bright and bone but 10/10 use of this 10/10 tho
koolkat45 yo welcome
He grabs his own nipples when he says that dude
5:28 Rare footage of Dashie jackin the diughhhh
I can't live without my Super Mario Maker Saturdays
“We’re gonna have to close my fucking eyes” 😂
Everyday I wake up and grab my phone and see if Dashie has uploaded yet. I keep getting bad days and to get things off my mind or just to get away from reality I watch this man's hilarious videos. Keep up the good work dashie
I would have been dying if dash got donkey😂😂
11:11 Dashie should go on the voice.
14:53, Speaking of that I have a cup that's just like, Says Pessimistic as the bottom, and Optimistic and the top
Luigi needs an actual RPG game of his own
OOOOH MARIO CIRCUIT!!!! the way he shouts that is incredible! so funny! haha
Never heard of
The glass is half full until now
Let's do this shit!!😂😂
im new to dashie's channel and i subscribed to him
why do i feel like iggy could be another tobi hes seems crazy at first but when shit get real i wanna see him get serious
Looks like Dashie didn't get enough luck playing as an unhinged tree.
" i missed my tararals!" - Dashi- 😂😂
guys dashie as been kidnapped by the same people that took marina because hecdidnt say PAUSE after hard at 2:22
pranked
12:52 "I meant to touch that mushroom" pause
Yea but the people who see the glass as half empty see there's room for improvement and they can always strive for something greater
Huh didn’t see it like that till now just thought it meant pessimism but it makes sense. If you’re unsatisfied you’ll strive for greatness compared to if you’re just content with everything. If humanity was like that we wouldn’t have gotten as far as we have.
when he went over donkey my heart skipped a beat
i was cringing when he kept falling
Mlg Kawaii Potato one cannot simply cringe on dashie's video...
Hayate Gekko ikr... same as when people kept saying pause at the end of every sentence...
Some of the times, he couldn't do anything about it anyways.
Hayate Gekko
Yes it is cringing?
Lmao u know what cringing means right?
It's possible to cringe at someone who can't play video games (not saying dashie can't but the context they used it in is correct for what they're talking about lol)
Mlg Kawaii Potato Jesus, that word is annoying
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is on the day before my birthday! :)))))
Ecnostesia lenny face :0 happy early birthday
Neh. ヒューズ :)
play as dinky Kong please
"Dinky Kong" this made me laugh more than it should've
Jaysin Wood spelling??? 😂😂😂
Ryan Zuppardi sorry I ment donky kong
hmmm....dinky kong....sounds like donkey Kong got a son
Dunky kong's brother why
Dashie the philosophy teacher, I can dig it
Who else was hopeing that Donkey would be today's random character choice?
2:13 yo dashie u didnt say "pause" after the first time u said hard....pause
Dashie for strange saturdays you should play lucuis its a strange game
Chopper 0717 he dont do scary saturdays anymore
Illuminati Confirmed i mean u right
He don't do that anymore, he does Mario Maker Saturdays now.
TrippleDot Not today doe😥😥😥
Crazygamer3889 u right too
8:31 2017 dashie predicted the shit
For the record dashie, you can break and drift at the same time in this version too, its nothing new to the deluxe edition
That explaining abbout the saying about the glass half full was really well explained
I thought that it was donkey because I saw brown in the thumb nail
Nothing but love
9:24 - 9:26 I see you Dashie
Epic Brandon jj
Picking a random ass character is probably the best strategy for this game. :P
You played pretty good Dashie! At least you beat Donkey Bitchass!
I think you meant to say that smart steering will be a new feature in MK8D, because brake-drifting is already a thing in the normal game.