Dashie’s got such a negativity bias and I love it. He’ll always notice DK is in the race before it even starts cuz he makes him angry, but never notices Yoshi is in the race until he passes him or messes with him 😂😂😂
This is the best comment in this section and should be pinned. I remember when I first read it when video came out, and I always look for this comment when I stumble on this video. Perfect. 👌
That's like the first time, when I'm scrolling through comment section of any video and find somebody I would like to subscribe to. Thanks to your channel pic, Mrs. Julie Garcia. ps You look a bit like Aubrey Plaza, that's awesome.
I've figured out why Dashie doesn't upload on Sunday anymore. Dashie says "lord help me" a lot, he always makes satan jokes in Super Mario Maker. I've come to the conclusion, Dashie became a Christian.
I don't play Mario Kart 8 often (since i don't have a WiiU). But when the local tournaments come up, I use your videos to study the tracks. every possible flaw, every turn, every shortcut possible. Depending on the track, I usually murder it. Especially SNES Rainbow Road.
Dashie you know that for 200cc you need to hold b while you drift so you dont crash and lose speed for no reason. Hope this helps and thanks for the great video :)
I love how Dashie is on the side of the characters he likes such as Lakitu, Yoshi, and Shy Guy, and that the rest of the characters he is neutral with unless they are a problem or if they are Donkey.
+Hoodini Get over it. If you support him, that's great, but for people that want to complain because they didn't want to see a specific game, they don't need to watch it.
![[HILARIOUS!] I DON'T F#%KING PLAY!!! [MARIO KART 8] [ONLINE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/564ptRf__0Q/mqdefault.jpg)
![[HILARIOUS!] I DON'T F#%KING PLAY!!! [MARIO KART 8] [ONLINE]](/img/tr.png)
![I CAN'T BREATHE!! [MARIO KART 8]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/llayjhGFcMc/mqdefault.jpg)
I love how this man just speaks as fast and loud as he can until he can't breathe.
He speaks as fast as the car
Dashie's rivalry with DK is the stuff of mythologies! xD
ikr!! its like titans vs olympians
0:46 I love how he says calm down to his mii, but dashie always be shouting
okey, i'll confess...i'm adicted to dashies mario kart 8 let's plays...
I'm addicted too Dashie playing Horror shit...l
Me too 😭😭😭
welcome to the addiction group
dashie entered the chat
dashie left the chat
he scared of that puh
7:40 gotta be the funniest face ever
watching him hit the same wall 7 times in a row hurt my soul
do 32 races man hook it up with a 2 hour video!
That would be a good video or a good stream.
Fr tho
mortal kombat 8 what
+Jigsy he ment Mario kart 8 not mortal kombat 8 😂
ANONYMOUS CAT ik XD
7:20 absolutely killed me
"I MURDER THIS COURSE!!"
....comes in fifth...
DIY or BUY Me-(Watches 5:18-6:45 on 2x speed)
I'm always dead when he sees the board and he always says OHHH SHIT!!
DASHIE, STOP PUTTING UNCHARTED 4 INTO THE POLL! IT RUINS THE CHANCE OF OTHER GAMES WINNING IT.
True
Uncharted 4 is the shit for some people like me
he does what he want
YEAH! SOME OF US WANTS TO WATCH OTHER THINGS THAN UNCHARTED! LIKE I WANNA WATCH GEOMETRY DASH!
+Cheeto Snack Jesus where is your Grammar kid.
next time everyone pick donkey
Hehehe >:3
LOL
+Razor “Rouge” The Wolf he did that already
he did b4. he did it with subscribers
Everyone, everyone. This video was made BEFORE the one where everyone picked Donkey. So he didn't know.
I have yet to see a comment section where everyone is happy or at least agree with each other
cringe
+Daniel Gonzalez It's true what he says though.
Ha u wish tht will never happen ppl have different perspectives 😕
That ain't gonna happen THIS IS THE INTERNET
the problem with voting there is always going to be people more salty than the ocean
I heard Dashie named his first Pokemon "Puh".
lmao
Puhkemon
.. Nice
I think it was Tina
he would
Dashie’s got such a negativity bias and I love it. He’ll always notice DK is in the race before it even starts cuz he makes him angry, but never notices Yoshi is in the race until he passes him or messes with him 😂😂😂
0:39 When your wife comes home with your kid and their friends.
Underrated ass comment 😂😂😂😂😂
That Dude Nobody:
Dashie When Donkey Kong is about to win 1st and Dashie Misses the last DALUA DALUA-0:03-9:48
@nauticaxo_ Jesus actual Christ it has been three years.
That Dude lol it sure has
This is the best comment in this section and should be pinned. I remember when I first read it when video came out, and I always look for this comment when I stumble on this video. Perfect. 👌
anyone else just like dashie's videos even before you see it xD you know its gonna be good
Me
Kimberly Salinas xD
Me
me ever since I started watching him😂
Eduardo S. Baluyot III Becuz he likes Megaman
3:50 fuck, how do you miss EVERY turn and still get 4FTH?
6:38 - 6:43
*Dashie got mixed emotions* 😂😂
Dashie needs to be the boy donkey kong, his worst enemy is his good luck charm!
I knew it It's like destiny dosent want them to be friends lol
cringe
Eduardo Contreras oh really??
(Gone fousey)
Daniel Gonzalez yea you better change your profile pic lol that was the cringiest shit in this comment section
Dashie- the king of commentary.
Geometry Dash for the sick singing 🍟
i cant tell if you were making a good comment about geometry dash or not
I like his Geometry Dash videos, it was good
Jenna Marbles knockoff?
Robert Vazquez smh
That's like the first time, when I'm scrolling through comment section of any video and find somebody I would like to subscribe to. Thanks to your channel pic, Mrs. Julie Garcia.
ps You look a bit like Aubrey Plaza, that's awesome.
YOU BETTER CLOSE DAT MOUF IN THAT THUMBNAIL MY BOI xD
gotta work on thoses drift ma boi
"Thoses"
U right
ma boi's drift game weak as fuck
+Seth Athos 😂😂
I was about to say too
Yo, Dashie, you know we all wanna see Uncharted 4, mah boi!
after pokemon go!
Puhkemon
+Carl Ginney I will kindly, ever so delicately lend you this L
Carl Ginney
I'll take that, too!
FUCK DAT
Teacher-Class you have some IXL's to do which are for math for homework
Me-3:44
Why mega man n dashie look alike in da thumbnail haha😂
BOI
because he's the character Dashie playing as in this video
0:10 "Mario,What the Fuck are you looking at?!" 😂🤣💀
last time I was this early...
dashie was calm
lol
lol
tbh
W
W
0:47 Dash tellin himself to calm down. Does he listen... NO! WHICH IS GOOD FOR US!
I am so grateful to be following you there's no drama just good feelings watching you
Fuck it. If Uncharted 4 wins, then I'm gonna still watch Dashie play it. You can't please everybody.
I've figured out why Dashie doesn't upload on Sunday anymore. Dashie says "lord help me" a lot, he always makes satan jokes in Super Mario Maker. I've come to the conclusion, Dashie became a Christian.
You make me flaccid
Lmao
he curses tho lol
+Diego Lemus christians curse
Diego Lemus Cursing isn't necessarily a sin.
10:14 that laugh is literally the best thing ive heard in mah life
Last time I was this early
dashie's blood pressure was normal
fr
Funny......
It never was normal
your joke was so shit I'm surprised it's not in the toilet🚽💩
L
I don't play Mario Kart 8 often (since i don't have a WiiU). But when the local tournaments come up, I use your videos to study the tracks. every possible flaw, every turn, every shortcut possible. Depending on the track, I usually murder it. Especially SNES Rainbow Road.
Please make more GTA5 dachie
Like so my boy can see
I cringe every time Dashie hits a wall
I cringe every time someone makes a stupid ass comment like this
+Jacob Foxworthy you owned that guy man dayyyyyummm
+Jacob Foxworthy i cringe every time someone makes a comment on someone's stupid ass comment
Dashie should do a all mushrooms, all rainbow roads all in 36 races playing as DONKEY B*TCH ASS
I concur Sir. :-)
I agree
probably be good for since he vets 1st place with that bitch
+Aaron_Gill *for him
cringe
Can we just talk about what DK and Koopa Troopa were doing at 7:22 pause on that XD
Dachie! Dachie! Can you please continue Luigi's mansion! 🔥🔥
yes!!
YESSSS
Yes I want to hear that fire again!!!!
dat was fire
Literally!!!
I was already dead before the intro😂😂this dude is a fool
Dashie dont ever let anyone disrespect you, you are sooo hilarious and you've earned alot of respect over the years.
Dashie you know that for 200cc you need to hold b while you drift so you dont crash and lose speed for no reason. Hope this helps and thanks for the great video :)
Dashie's mii lookin like C3PO
lol
9:45 Karma for hittin the homie Yosh.
dashie play more Mario kart 8 plz
Yez plezz
Awesomesz 0:10-"Mario,What the F**K are you looking at?!" 😂🤣💀☠️
Dashie was really hyper than now 😂
1:37
Good aim with the boomerang ✨
I'm early, but i don't know what to comment so here's the recipe for a glass of water:
- Glass
- Water
Instruction
- Put water into glass
👏
Ok...
W
THE GLASS EXPLODED YOU FUCKER!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😤😤😤
lmao bruh
Who else wants to see "CAPTN' TOADAHH: TRESHUHH TRAKKN ROSUHLEETA HOOSAH!!!"
YES PLEASE
Yah.
lmao. I love how Dashie can do so well in a race -- and then all because he can't take the turns, he ends up falling behind.xD
I heard dachie named his first Pokemon duigh!
Original. Diuugh* nice try :/
cringe
+Daniel Gonzalez Shut yo bitch ass up.
+Electroz L
Yoooo I'm subbed to you bro. Love the uploads
Lmao, i started watching and i paused in the middle, i fell asleep for like 4 hours then when i woke up i started where I left off wtf 😂
lostboynotfound 0:03-9:48,0:10,0:38-0:39-0:42,0:48,1:17,1:50,3:44,7:31-7:34-7:38-7:40,12:41,12:49-12:50 had me dead 😂😭😂
I love what Dashie said at 7:15 "Sonic got hit." lol
Tomorrow is my last day of summer break, pray for me
😪
+Alex9639 I have a whole month and a half left!
+Alex9639 yo what state do u live in or is it your school
+Gaw I think it's just the district
+Gaw same
DACHIE DACHIE! I WANT YOU TO REACT TO RACIST MARIO DACHIE! ANYBODY WITH ME?!
Oh wow but he doesn't really react to anything
+Karla Estera he should
good point.
He's not a reaction channel.
+Mr.Rickoton
yea but, it would be awesome. just that video.
2:25 dashie stay spitting future joints
DACHIE DACHIE play Pokemon Go! Like so he can see.
Or maybe even a skit my boy.
cringe
no!
+Daniel Gonzalez lol u r literal cringe ever comment I've seen u on it get a life bro stop being a troll in the comments
👍 love that
I always suspected that Dash was a Metroid fan too... He got the Varia Suit in there!!!
I love when he runs out of breath when he talks.
Uncharted 4 is in the voting poll.
OH BOY, I WONDER IF IT WILL WIN
Of course it will... It always wins...
+Scope sarcasm
if the majority of viewers like it.. theres no room for complaints
cringe
+Daniel Gonzalez fuck on
When he saw Yoshi I started laughing so hard when he said I didn't know Yoshi was in the mix
I totally lost it at 10:20 when he was talking about Luigi checkin' out Toadette. XD
Dachie Dachie why haven't you played Mario kart double dash in a while? We need that
7:39 😂😂😂
Geometry dash guys thats the best when dashie be dropping mixtatapes
Why do people wanna see Uncharted 4 still, Dash ain't even halfway finished and there's like 1,000 other people who finished it.
Dashie needs to stop braking and focus on drifting.
E.X.A.C.T.L.Y.
I think he really needs to spend a few hours and learn to drift. He doesn't do it most of the time and when he does, the timing is usually way off.
i mean 200 cc is harder to drift
+Rizorx tru
I like how Dashie tells everyone to calm down yet he's the only one screaming.
ma boiiiiiii dem wheels need to go ma boi
4:51 whatcha doing with that mouth dashie, pause
Always amazing to come back to these videos- They make me happy. :)
The last time I was this early the twin towers were still intact
I don't see how anybody could find you funny
Lmaooo
Not sure if that's fucked up or funny or both
Not cool, man.
+Doodlebob mehominyoy
Early squad where u at?
here
HERE!
We out here
Here
here
10:40 Yoshi was a little upset and i was too, how could you Dashie!
Waiting since yesterday squad
cringe
cringe
cringe
cringe
Egnirc cringe
OMFG STOP PICKING UNCHARTED4 GUYS!!! It's annoying as fuck and a lot of people don't wanna see this
Pick dead by daylight
+Zdmaster247 stfu
it wins because lots of people want it you fucl
+Zdmaster247
Right?
If a lot of people don't wanna see it.... then why was it picked?
I love how Dashie is on the side of the characters he likes such as Lakitu, Yoshi, and Shy Guy, and that the rest of the characters he is neutral with unless they are a problem or if they are Donkey.
Every time you ran into the side I screamed. Lordy get it together
Sooooooooooo Dashie we getting a Pokemon Go Skit or Gameplay???
I'm also surprise that Trials Blood Dragon didn't win the voting pole would be nice seeing a couple new things put up on his channel...
plz no
I hope not
no
I don't think he is going to do it
7 YEARS LATER😂😂🎉🎉💯💯💯
Why is Uncharted winning? :(
Why do you think?
I know right
Immortal King HAHAHA! * sigh * Anyways, give me a serious answer please
you know he does second winner too
Moola Troopa I know, but still
WHO ELSE WANTS TO SEE DASHIE PLAY JUST DANCE XBOX ONE?
He got a blood pressure watch for a reason mah boi
that was the most chill 4th race from Dashie ever
Notification Squad?
here
Yup 👍👍👍
here
Notif squad wats up
here!!!!!
Oh shit I got so exited when I voted for geometry dash and saw all the results and then I SAW UNCHARTED 4......... 😲
ikr
can't win at everything haha
me too
+WWE2K ɢᴀᴍᴇᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ even if gta won I would be happy
Uncharted 4 is basically the non-cancerous version of Undertale.
He really did look like the mii at 7:40 lol
GEOMETRY DASH EVERYONE!
We need to make Dashie RAGE QUIT AGAIN!!
HELL THE FUCK NO
+Junior Gaming stfu
+Yxng Odo don't cry kid
+Junior Gaming don't be mad kid get glad
+Junior Gaming Like your profile pic
Salvadorian for-life ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻🇸🇻🇸🇻🇸🇻
Lol Don't you think its a little too soon to start another tournament? I mean, look what happened last time...😁😁😁
+RoboticLegendary Off camera? Because I wouldn't know otherwise.
I think we can all agree that this was by far Dashie's best thumbnail
VOTE GTA
IF YALL WANNA SEE UNCHARTED I SUGGEST YOU BUY IT, GREAT GAME.
I voted for GTA. That game's fun.
+DJ Ryth I agree.
No baby girl!
Make Dachie Great Again! (He already is great tho...)
Why does it seem like Dashie and Markiplier always upload at the same time?
cuz both of em live on the west coast. I think they both live in California too. Dashie I know for sure does but I forget if markiplier does.
+Neddan Blount I think I remember hearing dashie lives in Florida once tho
cringe
+walking cat I thought he was in Florida to. Wait isn't he? Lol I'm lost as fuh
+walking cat he used to, but he moved
The personal vendetta against Donkey Kong is hilarious
Dashie like those females that every song is "their song". YOOOO THIS IS MA COURSE! XD
DACHIE! DACHIE! PLEASE DO A POLE EVERY VIDEO DACHIE!
*pole*
Poll
p o l e
Pool
Pole
Dashie and Donkey, greatest rivalry in history
U not a real fan if you don't vote for geometry dash
i second that lol. he hasn't done than in a hot minute.
You ain't a real fan for not liking whatever he plays. 🙃
+chloe parr I third that
+Yxng Odo Alright, don't watch it then, it's that simple. It ain't about you. 😂
+Hoodini Get over it. If you support him, that's great, but for people that want to complain because they didn't want to see a specific game, they don't need to watch it.
9:47
Dashie..u be killing me with ur victory freestyles
Does anyone know why Dashie hates Donkey Kong so much?
It's all because Mario kart 8
+Darwin and Gumball and the donkey kong games
Oh, okay.
Watch his first Mario Kart 8 Gameplays and you'll see how it all started 👍🏼