GTA Online Hitting $1,000,000,000 Billion Legitimately No Glitch, No Mod, No Shark Cards

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  • Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
  • Me hitting my ultimate goal of $1,000,000,000 Billion Dollars in GTA Online.
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  • @theprofessional155
    @theprofessional155  4 года назад +6772

    I hit the goal of a billion dollars.Alot of people were telling me I wouldn’t hit it this year but I did hit it. I have plenty more GTA and Red Dead content coming up. The next Red Dead Update was just announced. The background theme I used for this video was the Ace Combat 7 Anchorhead Raid one of my favorite games. Thank you everyone who helped me achieve this goal.

    • @thatitanfallguy4123
      @thatitanfallguy4123 4 года назад +32

      TheProfessional WELL done wish I could help :D

    • @EI_Greko
      @EI_Greko 4 года назад +5

      Nicee broo

    • @FallenOwl-ts5ez
      @FallenOwl-ts5ez 4 года назад +7

      CONGRATS my man keep it up

    • @gamertrade7205
      @gamertrade7205 4 года назад +5

      TheProfessional HOLY CRAP I KNEW YOU WOULD DO IT!!what will your new goal be

    • @captainazrale4404
      @captainazrale4404 4 года назад +11

      Congrats, you just made GTA history. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @mtprodigy3104
    @mtprodigy3104 4 года назад +4448

    When he says “I don’t understand why people can’t mind their own business in this game” I felt that ;(

    • @zalacy_
      @zalacy_ 4 года назад +109

      Killing hopeless players is good fun and killing someone when they’re delivering shipment is good shit, you just laugh as they waste their time

    • @LoSubstance
      @LoSubstance 4 года назад +408

      @@zalacy_ ... unless it happens to you, then you would complain like another person would when they lose product. In all honesty it really makes you feel like a dirtbag pos person.

    • @zalacy_
      @zalacy_ 4 года назад +60

      john C nah honestly wouldn’t mind, that’s what makes this game fun. If there was no pvp the game would have died ages ago

    • @johnhill4209
      @johnhill4209 4 года назад +20

      @@zalacy_ it is good tho i dont like killing low levels

    • @zalacy_
      @zalacy_ 4 года назад +17

      John Hill yeh I agree, anyone who is below 120 unless they kill me first when I’m cruising around

  • @firstnametaylor
    @firstnametaylor 4 года назад +9220

    " i did this on purpose so im 1k off"
    *Receives 2000 for good behavior*

    • @killerxxboyxxez5430
      @killerxxboyxxez5430 4 года назад +161

      BattleWolf48 I was thinking the same thing 😂😂😂

    • @apaxtoa
      @apaxtoa 4 года назад +112

      That would have been even better tho xD

    • @MastrChiefr
      @MastrChiefr 4 года назад +21

      BattleWolf48 that’s what I thought would happen

    • @nathanpope17
      @nathanpope17 4 года назад +49

      Grabs a 1000 from the casino

    • @lioxnz6591
      @lioxnz6591 4 года назад +4

      But it would be in cash

  • @user-wb8se6di9w
    @user-wb8se6di9w 4 года назад +4798

    Nice, a billionaire robbing a guy that just wanted to go on a family vacation.

    • @yeetyeetyeet1967
      @yeetyeetyeet1967 4 года назад +229

      this is so deep

    • @SMEAZDEALER
      @SMEAZDEALER 4 года назад +194

      The poor man just wanted to have a good time with da family

    • @kol3158
      @kol3158 4 года назад +15

      Lmao

    • @liamthomas8918
      @liamthomas8918 4 года назад +42

      Wasn’t a billionaire

    • @lumi4711
      @lumi4711 4 года назад +42

      @@liamthomas8918 yet

  • @slar2100
    @slar2100 4 года назад +3777

    This moment is the most epic moment in gta grinding history.

    • @smokoguap9688
      @smokoguap9688 4 года назад +33

      Ya it’s cringe

    • @cantu7214
      @cantu7214 4 года назад +57

      Teo Kohan weirdo

    • @smokoguap9688
      @smokoguap9688 4 года назад +7

      Cantu how am I a weirdo

    • @liamrichards5968
      @liamrichards5968 4 года назад +18

      Teo Kohan how

    • @smokoguap9688
      @smokoguap9688 4 года назад +16

      Liam Richards cus imagine playing this 8 year old game like it’s ur life

  • @Winter-Hawk
    @Winter-Hawk 4 года назад +3883

    Little did we know, just seconds after the video ended he was charged for his daily bills and he no longer had 1 Billion.

    • @tkoomndolan4437
      @tkoomndolan4437 4 года назад +22

      wntrhwk2496 lol

    • @removedchapter1470
      @removedchapter1470 4 года назад +16

      Makes no sense

    • @levaughn9742
      @levaughn9742 4 года назад +327

      @@removedchapter1470 play gta little more

    • @removedchapter1470
      @removedchapter1470 4 года назад +6

      素裹吗Levii played it plenty of times and bills are always getting deducted either way he hit a total of a billion....

    • @whiskeypickles7256
      @whiskeypickles7256 4 года назад +158

      Removed Chapter he wasn’t discrediting him he was just making a joke, because that happens often in gta.

  • @Junior-ni9is
    @Junior-ni9is 4 года назад +430

    Other 20+ players in the session may not realize that this "noob" robbing the convenience store is actually a legend making history. Congrats smh.

    • @vicb2751
      @vicb2751 4 года назад +5

      Christopher69b has reached 2.3 bil legit

    • @bassmonkey.
      @bassmonkey. 4 года назад

      @@vicb2751 yes

    • @mikialela6664
      @mikialela6664 4 года назад +3

      Vic B I bet you did. You more than doubled this accomplishment without any proof. Amazing.

    • @vicb2751
      @vicb2751 4 года назад +6

      @@mikialela6664 I never did you moron, Christopher69b did NOT ME

    • @StevennnIm
      @StevennnIm 4 года назад +2

      @@vicb2751 that was story mode, I have even reach 9 billion in story mode. It's not hard at all. This is gta online which does not connect to story mode and is way harder

  • @wydyungen
    @wydyungen 4 года назад +1082

    "And there we go 1B dollars"
    *The bunker and Nightclub staff, Mechanic, Property and Utilities, and Assistant*
    "You know the rules and so do I"

    • @luizboxwellgranja561
      @luizboxwellgranja561 4 года назад +95

      My bunker fuck my ass every time with that 9k fee

    • @icanfinnsmh6824
      @icanfinnsmh6824 3 года назад +11

      -50000

    • @peytonriggins4761
      @peytonriggins4761 3 года назад +27

      @@luizboxwellgranja561 so u think that’s bad I get slapped with a 50,000 charge every 48 min

    • @luizboxwellgranja561
      @luizboxwellgranja561 3 года назад +28

      @@peytonriggins4761 tip: dont be a mc president all the time, should save you some cash

    • @darkmmo6436
      @darkmmo6436 3 года назад +65

      My bunker robs me more then I rob el Rubio

  • @NebulaSpaceFlightSim
    @NebulaSpaceFlightSim 4 года назад +1709

    Me: grinds to 1 mil omg I'm rich
    The proffesinal: grinds to 1 billion doesn't even seem that exited

    • @cesarTorres-lj1df
      @cesarTorres-lj1df 4 года назад +92

      I mean, he already have everything in the game, he doesnt need anything, so is the same to have 100 million than 1 billion, is money he will not use

    • @cesarTorres-lj1df
      @cesarTorres-lj1df 4 года назад +47

      @@axe1447 bro, no matter what show up in the game, is almost impossible that he will use all that money

    • @axe1447
      @axe1447 4 года назад +11

      @@cesarTorres-lj1df yeah All that money will probably take long to spend

    • @Skibidicum99
      @Skibidicum99 4 года назад +1

      Yes thats because hes entranced

    • @Skibidicum99
      @Skibidicum99 4 года назад +7

      @@cesarTorres-lj1df special 1 bil vehicle 100 percent accuracy mission submarine flying and land

  • @putther
    @putther 4 года назад +3840

    Wow a lot of respect for you achieving this amount dude. Congratulations to all your success man you really deserve it all! 500k subscribers is also right around the corner 😎

  • @user-hp9bl6oc1f
    @user-hp9bl6oc1f 4 года назад +526

    Just imagine him getting bills and going under 1B during the recording he would have to do it again

    • @Bdriz
      @Bdriz 4 года назад +2

      ɴᴏᴛ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ the worst oml

    • @Male_Parent
      @Male_Parent 4 года назад +31

      Hitting 1 billion dollars twice xd

    • @Buudoo
      @Buudoo 4 года назад +1

      @@Male_Parent yikes

    • @kingwavyyt7395
      @kingwavyyt7395 4 года назад +12

      He still gotta buy supplies for his businesses and bunker 😳

    • @miguelbrokevf2185
      @miguelbrokevf2185 4 года назад +2

      Naw bro 🤣🤣

  • @em_fr1
    @em_fr1 4 года назад +2016

    Rockstar probs gonna ban him for actually grinding money.

    • @peaceplayer9302
      @peaceplayer9302 4 года назад +186

      Plot twist : he created this channel to not get banned even though he used mods

    • @peaceplayer9302
      @peaceplayer9302 4 года назад +12

      Oscar Olivarez r/woosh

    • @nemidoonam6963
      @nemidoonam6963 4 года назад +28

      Oscar Olivarez well it’s pretty easy to miss the joke

    • @exotic_7531
      @exotic_7531 4 года назад +11

      He didn’t use mods Peace player

    • @PatLink
      @PatLink 4 года назад +21

      Ryan McMullen that’s why he said plot twist

  • @ryan4president
    @ryan4president 4 года назад +462

    The Professional: im gonna rob this gas station like the old days
    Me: still robs gas station daily

    • @zhangjeff238
      @zhangjeff238 4 года назад +3

      Same

    • @Bellee702
      @Bellee702 4 года назад +4

      zhang jeff lol I have 300 million and I still rob stores you’re not alone

    • @Bigrick2220
      @Bigrick2220 4 года назад +4

      same i do it for fun

    • @caise7899
      @caise7899 3 года назад

      There is only 20 stores to rob you can only rob them once tho

    • @vLone.999.S
      @vLone.999.S 3 года назад +2

      @@caise7899 u can rob them once every 48 minutes lol

  • @UndeadPharaoh
    @UndeadPharaoh 4 года назад +524

    Robbed a convenient store to reach a billion. The perfect circle.
    Beautifully done sir.

    • @sIimepoop
      @sIimepoop 4 года назад +5

      FatalFinality perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

    • @OutJoke
      @OutJoke 4 года назад +1

      Hehe

    • @eligoodyggg7120
      @eligoodyggg7120 4 года назад +1

      It's the circle of life

  • @NexGenration99
    @NexGenration99 4 года назад +1762

    "there goes his family vacation but i got my billion dollars"
    - CEO of EA

    • @drinclock8095
      @drinclock8095 4 года назад +16

      NexGenration This is actually a good joke.

    • @archungus
      @archungus 4 года назад +5

      This an EA employee you have been charged 14.96 for mentioning us with an added charge of 194.86 for umm....because thanks for being a good supporter!

    • @myman8336
      @myman8336 4 года назад +1

      Also good thing GTA 5 isn't too realistic..
      Imagine paying insurance every time you crash into NPCs 😂..
      Honestly at this point, prof can just hand them 100k or 1 million to shut up..
      Imagine Giving millions to charities and terminal children hospitals and they change their hospital to your name..
      Who would even.. Nope there's definitely people that would.. GTA 6 mark me

    • @primalspongebob6144
      @primalspongebob6144 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Mewtwo_150
    @Mewtwo_150 4 года назад +284

    "When the next update comes out, I'll be spending my money"
    By the time the next update comes out you'll have 2 billion dollars lol

    • @Chris-hi1hf
      @Chris-hi1hf 4 года назад

      Nah new dlc probably coming July 30

    • @qcaorganization4571
      @qcaorganization4571 4 года назад +3

      Christopher Romero wrong

    • @actionjaxson4532
      @actionjaxson4532 4 года назад

      Christopher Romero r-woosh

    • @Chris-hi1hf
      @Chris-hi1hf 4 года назад +2

      My bad thought it was July 30 since city morgue was dropping their album that day for gta 5.

    • @real_airgot
      @real_airgot 3 года назад +1

      @@Chris-hi1hf "r-woosh" if you're going to say it say it right dumbfuck

  • @sanjaysajan4780
    @sanjaysajan4780 3 года назад +58

    Usually it's either modding, glitching or shark cards. This here, this is a rare moment

    • @derrickbosler9704
      @derrickbosler9704 3 года назад +3

      Bro if you buy a billion dollars in shark cards your gonna be broke in real life

    • @dragonemperor1215
      @dragonemperor1215 3 года назад

      @@derrickbosler9704 not really if you have 637M dollars irl you will be at 637M or 736M url depends on which shark cards you buy and depends if you are a millionaire or a billionaire

    • @derrickbosler9704
      @derrickbosler9704 3 года назад

      @@dragonemperor1215 are you a millionaire mrslothman

    • @dragonemperor1215
      @dragonemperor1215 3 года назад

      @@derrickbosler9704 nah just saying maybe one day

    • @derrickbosler9704
      @derrickbosler9704 3 года назад +1

      @@dragonemperor1215 then why are you talking about some crazy abstract if you had type shit bro no one with that anount if money in real life plays gta they iwn real businesses and invest in real shit

  • @Clint2028CODE2
    @Clint2028CODE2 4 года назад +3051

    Professional: * is one store robbery away from 1 billion.
    Cashier: "oh shit, not good."

    • @mobxnboy5795
      @mobxnboy5795 4 года назад +13

      UB Jack smh people make memes of anything😂😂

    • @het_bob2078
      @het_bob2078 4 года назад +31

      Finally, a good fucking meme.

    • @DaveSmith0121
      @DaveSmith0121 4 года назад +4

      Ye but every 1 begs it of him

    • @apaxtoa
      @apaxtoa 4 года назад +4

      @@mobxnboy5795 How is this either a meme or funny? He is literally just copypasting what the npc said. And the line doesnt even fit well. Its just... Bad

    • @teexo7025
      @teexo7025 4 года назад +4

      @Denis you literally can't get it so you rain on other people’s party, probably own a mark 2 and spawn kill.

  • @haezz4027
    @haezz4027 4 года назад +65

    Aw man, seeing you hit a billion by robbing a convenience store filled my heart with joy. Good old days of making money by robbing gas stations and running Titan of a job lol

  • @pugmaster7757
    @pugmaster7757 4 года назад +146

    Imagine right before he robbed the store he got the daily fees and it wasn’t enough

    • @bl8721
      @bl8721 4 года назад +4

      😆

    • @mauricemiles4467
      @mauricemiles4467 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @FrankQueens1206
    @FrankQueens1206 4 года назад +327

    TheProfessional: achieved 1billion goal
    Rockstar: here's our new DLC update

  • @crustcookie8111
    @crustcookie8111 4 года назад +1290

    You know he is a respective player when he starts robbing stores at the beginning and reach $1,000,000,000 by robbing a store.

    • @HPsawus
      @HPsawus 4 года назад +76

      Never forget your roots

    • @Phoofy
      @Phoofy 4 года назад +9

      It means nothing lol

    • @dominicw8868
      @dominicw8868 4 года назад +10

      Phoofy wow. Sad.

    • @Phoofy
      @Phoofy 4 года назад +10

      Samurai Ninja I meannnnn, I don’t know anybody who used to rob stores for money. All I know is people who played rooftop rumble over and over and over

    • @machoman7765
      @machoman7765 4 года назад +9

      Yeah that was pretty cool

  • @mrbuttersket4180
    @mrbuttersket4180 4 года назад +171

    "omg wow you hit 1 billion, that's a lot of money."
    Me with under a mil:

    • @flyingdragon6275
      @flyingdragon6275 4 года назад +8

      You can easily gring a Million in 2 days if u do Headhunter+Sightseer (With kuruma) and a contact mission in between

    • @maivete8382
      @maivete8382 4 года назад +7

      Facts, Figures and Fun once you get two million you can buy a arcade to and grind casino heist

    • @Battlefield_Master5430
      @Battlefield_Master5430 3 года назад

      I have 60 mil

    • @Battlefield_Master5430
      @Battlefield_Master5430 3 года назад

      @@anomynousanonymous1694 now I have 82 mil lmao

    • @Battlefield_Master5430
      @Battlefield_Master5430 3 года назад

      @@anomynousanonymous1694 crates

  • @AnthonyDoesVlog
    @AnthonyDoesVlog 4 года назад +165

    Imagine getting a money wipe

    • @pentiummmx2294
      @pentiummmx2294 3 года назад +15

      hopefully rockstar doesn't target him during a ban wave. that would be sad, i would boycott rockstar if that happened.

    • @CodeNameDark
      @CodeNameDark 3 года назад +13

      Rockstar can tell if someone is cheating because if someone gets like 40 million in 20 seconds from a glitch rockstar will probably money wipe but professional didn’t cheat because he took hours to grind all that money and it’s not like he got 1 billion in like 5 minutes or sum so he wouldn’t get money wiped

    • @kurtpunchesthings2411
      @kurtpunchesthings2411 3 года назад

      @@CodeNameDark I have to assume R* does have the capability to manually check accounts so they would be able to see he did indeed earn that money legit

    • @Sh4d0wX19
      @Sh4d0wX19 3 года назад

      He will be wiped

    • @goustoalvarez7357
      @goustoalvarez7357 3 года назад +1

      @@Sh4d0wX19 he has evidence dummy

  • @verycutetaco
    @verycutetaco 4 года назад +615

    Professional: I’ll probably hit a billion by this week
    Also professional: *hits it the day after*

    • @ellysa3732
      @ellysa3732 4 года назад +8

      max title: 1000000000 billion, does he realize how much that is?!?!?

    • @cameron_racing4375
      @cameron_racing4375 4 года назад +4

      So true so true

    • @myman8336
      @myman8336 4 года назад +2

      @@ellysa3732
      Lol true
      He probably did it cause the word Billion is way more eye catching that 1000000000..
      People get lost in the zeros lol

    • @ellysa3732
      @ellysa3732 4 года назад

      My Man ur not my man

    • @myman8336
      @myman8336 4 года назад

      @@ellysa3732
      I Could be in a couple years or less, you never know..
      I have 1/1 billion chance so look out ;)

  • @kuba44222
    @kuba44222 4 года назад +577

    sees title: *I N S T A N T C L I C K*

  • @adenmartin7240
    @adenmartin7240 4 года назад +129

    The professional: Has a Billion Dollars
    Also the professional: saying the Lazer isn’t worth anything

    • @xvsgcrepps1943
      @xvsgcrepps1943 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @user-rf4ix6yk6l
      @user-rf4ix6yk6l 4 года назад +8

      Hes sayed that for us not him

    • @i_do_coding
      @i_do_coding 3 года назад

      buy hydra its better

    • @jakestan1185
      @jakestan1185 2 года назад

      @@i_do_coding how

    • @Cosmik60
      @Cosmik60 2 года назад

      @@i_do_coding you have any idea how heavy that thing is? it falls out of the sky if you stop holding R2 for a *second*

  • @Demolicious51
    @Demolicious51 3 года назад +23

    Professional: Hits one billion
    Every property staff and utility charges: *We're about to end this man's whole career*

  • @damianhidalgo1198
    @damianhidalgo1198 4 года назад +626

    Robs convenience store to get to 1 billion
    Everyone liked that

    • @zxcpiggy
      @zxcpiggy 4 года назад +1

      fallout reference yes

    • @ultragaming8373
      @ultragaming8373 4 года назад +13

      i saw someone reach rank 1000 by singing in the shower

    • @myman8336
      @myman8336 4 года назад +2

      @@ultragaming8373
      Lol

    • @Shortcat81
      @Shortcat81 4 года назад +5

      @@ultragaming8373 *I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that*

  • @SILENTS1X
    @SILENTS1X 4 года назад +1943

    See you guys in 10 years when RUclips recommends this again

  • @tyresetackie4553
    @tyresetackie4553 4 года назад +24

    Me: grinds to 10 mil so happy
    Theprofessional: grinds to 1 billion 😐

  • @Anthonys_S
    @Anthonys_S 3 года назад +8

    I love that you went back to the basics to make the last bit of money , brilliant!!

  • @delete9328
    @delete9328 4 года назад +403

    Imagine Rockstar banning his account thinking that it is illegal money

    • @delete9328
      @delete9328 4 года назад +47

      @African 1st Congolese 2nd Yeah but you never know R*, they can do another ban wave and their system can ban him for too much money

    • @raindrop2082
      @raindrop2082 4 года назад +5

      DELETE since when does rockstar ban people with too much money...

    • @St69H
      @St69H 4 года назад +22

      @@delete9328 even if they did ban him, he'll probably redirect them to this video and he'll get his money back

    • @Liam-gg4ek
      @Liam-gg4ek 4 года назад

      Pretty sure they noticed he was slowly getting there

    • @zower6728
      @zower6728 4 года назад +2

      It's impossible they have logs of your products

  • @treycotter
    @treycotter 4 года назад +1007

    The days when gta first dropped were dope, everyone wanted the adder and later the zentorno.

    • @mccrock2820
      @mccrock2820 4 года назад +121

      I still remember those kids that thought they were cool with their chrome adder

    • @JorjoGiovanna
      @JorjoGiovanna 4 года назад +15

      EL LUIS :v everyone had that cuz of the modded bounties tho

    • @ciastekpro-9182
      @ciastekpro-9182 4 года назад +6

      The Good old days...

    • @batmanmod3195
      @batmanmod3195 4 года назад +3

      Until modder enters the lobby

    • @OohDumm
      @OohDumm 4 года назад +13

      @@JorjoGiovanna the modded bounties were soo good

  • @frostinstant1892
    @frostinstant1892 2 года назад +4

    imagine while he was doing the nostalgia bit to get the 1k he just got good sports money

  • @bl8721
    @bl8721 4 года назад +5

    In all my years of gaming (I’m 33, started early on, about 1990) I have spent hours in my younger years playing. As I grew older, I feel like I’ve lost passion or just maturing. What I’m trying to say is, is I......Salute and Respect you.

  • @manuelmendoza695
    @manuelmendoza695 4 года назад +282

    Almost criyed when I realize that you was going to rob a store to hit, the 1 billion, it was instant nostalgia of the first days of GTA Online! congratulations Professional!

    • @The-Silent-One
      @The-Silent-One 4 года назад +6

      I felt the same way. As a Day One player myself I cannot think of a more memorable way to hit the milestone.

    • @1nannoo
      @1nannoo 4 года назад +1

      So true bro!!

    • @estebean1229
      @estebean1229 4 года назад +6

      How would this make you cry tho

    • @The-Silent-One
      @The-Silent-One 4 года назад +9

      @@estebean1229 It's hard to really explain I guess. It just brings back the memories of what this game was like six years ago: The simplicity of just figuring out your Interaction Menu, stealing and saving your very first Personal Vehicle, unlocking your very first assault rifle, buying your first apartment... robbing your very first convenient store.
      It was a totally different time back then. Everything went at a slower pace. All we do nowadays is grind or grief. Nobody ever takes mountain bikes up Mt. Chiliad and base jumps from the top of it anymore.
      All there really was to do back then was just explore the massive environment.
      It's come a long way... I'm just happy to say that I've thoroughly enjoyed every aspect of the game from then until now.

    • @byrondeleon3911
      @byrondeleon3911 4 года назад +1

      @@The-Silent-One Those were the days, eh?

  • @probablyyaseen1377
    @probablyyaseen1377 4 года назад +2649

    Playstation should make a platinum achievement called the professional for hitting 1 billion

    • @servor3313
      @servor3313 4 года назад +227

      Only modders would get it

    • @CarlJohnson831
      @CarlJohnson831 4 года назад +182

      Its up to Rockstar not PlayStation

    • @Lobby0
      @Lobby0 4 года назад +26

      @@CarlJohnson831 also they wont do that cuz u need to pay not for free

    • @JoshEvo
      @JoshEvo 4 года назад +79

      That's a horrible idea because people can pay and glitch their way to 1 billion. Only players like The Professional could reach that legitimately.

    • @jucom756
      @jucom756 4 года назад +11

      I mean you could then also just spend like a million IRL on shark cards and get it.

  • @termed2367
    @termed2367 4 года назад +7

    "o shit, not good" "there goes my family vacation"

  • @mesonchickenwing6123
    @mesonchickenwing6123 3 года назад +4

    I LOVE HOW YOU SAID “IsnagThots” LOLL

  • @tylerwa7503
    @tylerwa7503 4 года назад +301

    TheProffessional: hits 1 billion gta dollars
    Rockstar: here is your reward sir a permanent ban

    • @Fsoricko
      @Fsoricko 4 года назад

      That’s not how you spell it.

    • @mrmeg4323
      @mrmeg4323 4 года назад

      Loony Lunes you kiss boys

    • @tylerwa7503
      @tylerwa7503 4 года назад +1

      @@Fsoricko u really have time to correct people mate surely u have better things to do 😂😒

  • @gaminglemon1098
    @gaminglemon1098 4 года назад +766

    "I just earned me one billionth dollar"
    "What do I get?"
    "Nothing, now get out!"

  • @elmamba7495
    @elmamba7495 3 года назад +3

    him robbing a store to hit 1 billion just warmed my heart

  • @-ven3m-978
    @-ven3m-978 4 года назад +21

    TheProfessional: hits a billion
    my lazy ass: doesnt even wanna do securoserv jobs

  • @saltysatan4299
    @saltysatan4299 4 года назад +2055

    Ayy man now you’re set for the inevitable space DLC where everything costs 90 million a piece. Nice job.

    • @rustyscrewdrivr
      @rustyscrewdrivr 4 года назад +59

      Salty Satan hey now your set for unfunny joke that’s been made for a year now

    • @Joaquin__
      @Joaquin__ 4 года назад +122

      @@rustyscrewdrivr hey now you're set for the no one asked joke

    • @10ksubswnovideos74
      @10ksubswnovideos74 4 года назад +54

      None of you are funny.

    • @saltysatan4299
      @saltysatan4299 4 года назад +29

      NotAGentleman Welcome to the RUclips comments section.

    • @Joaquin__
      @Joaquin__ 4 года назад +3

      @@se7ense7ens37 jeez sorry for pissing you off

  • @louiestone2628
    @louiestone2628 4 года назад +403

    Indian shop guy: "Oh shit not good" ... "There goes our family vacation"

    • @UwUeboi
      @UwUeboi 4 года назад +1

      he wasnt indian!

    • @CoyoteRecon
      @CoyoteRecon 4 года назад +8

      HypeX Gaming nobody cares

    • @feltond
      @feltond 4 года назад +6

      HypeX Gaming yuh he was

    • @My0ldFr13nd
      @My0ldFr13nd 4 года назад

      Yes, that's what he said.

    • @brayanmartinez9711
      @brayanmartinez9711 4 года назад +3

      Louie Stone that’s apu from the Simpsons 😂😂

  • @rbcef
    @rbcef 3 года назад +5

    Imagine if he got good behaviour bonus before he robbed the store

  • @goncman
    @goncman 4 года назад +14

    Imagine all the comebacks this man can have in an argument.
    “Yeah, well guess this Randy who made a billion dollars without mods or even shark cards?”

    • @raybrunken9707
      @raybrunken9707 3 года назад

      Bruh your name had me ded.

    • @goncman
      @goncman 3 года назад

      Razorblade thank you

  • @ineedanamehelp7507
    @ineedanamehelp7507 4 года назад +3550

    TheProfessional: so we’re going to rob a store to hit ONE BILLION DOLLA-
    *You have received $2000 for good behaviour. Keep up the good work!*
    TheProfessional: ah shit, it’s all good tho. Not much of a big deal, we still hit one bi-
    *you paid your bunker staff $8750 for the day*
    *you paid your mechanic $50 for the day*
    *you paid your $500 daily property fee*
    *you paid your cocaine lockup staff $2250 for the day*

    • @bradymosberger6271
      @bradymosberger6271 4 года назад +166

      im pretty sure that i pay 30k in property shit every gta day because i have so much stuff and garages, its funny

    • @visin8984
      @visin8984 4 года назад +29

      @@bradymosberger6271 easy enough to get back. Just do a headhunter then sightseer

    • @bradymosberger6271
      @bradymosberger6271 4 года назад +2

      @@visin8984 i mean i have 50 million

    • @visin8984
      @visin8984 4 года назад +6

      @@bradymosberger6271 how dah fk?!?@?@ I only have like 10 million. But I barely play and I'm level 54

    • @bradymosberger6271
      @bradymosberger6271 4 года назад +8

      @@visin8984 i have like a networth of like 700 million (modded money on this account i have 2 legit ones)

  • @jackmantaro9262
    @jackmantaro9262 4 года назад +335

    Ah the old days of gta online when the rhino was the most feared vehicle and we made all our money from store robberies and contact missions good times good times

    • @superbeavers7645
      @superbeavers7645 4 года назад +6

      Rooftop Rumble...that is all

    • @andrewmiller1540
      @andrewmiller1540 4 года назад +13

      that was the last time i played this game. I stopped playing right when they finally dropped heist and just started playing like 2 weeks ago. The game is literally a different game now haha

    • @KingOfDeath52
      @KingOfDeath52 4 года назад

      best times

  • @meepmeep1007
    @meepmeep1007 4 года назад +91

    I thought I was the king of virginity but you can take the crown

  • @craig8930
    @craig8930 4 года назад +762

    Professional: hits his ultimate goal
    Tryhards relising they failed to prevent this:😭😭😭

    • @captainobvious9328
      @captainobvious9328 4 года назад +23

      That Stromberg...

    • @thiccieredd9606
      @thiccieredd9606 4 года назад +17

      Jacob ***** they tried but the professional outplayed them cuz he’s too good

    • @deralex4350
      @deralex4350 4 года назад +4

      @@thiccieredd9606 Nah it's cus he's got his boiis with him.

    • @Drogmanredacted
      @Drogmanredacted 4 года назад +3

      @@deralex4350 he killed the griefer by himself

    • @fakeneatmike9515
      @fakeneatmike9515 4 года назад

      Emre Asan but he had friends in his lobby but still i see your point that he is very good

  • @steelshenher8281
    @steelshenher8281 4 года назад +553

    “Time to rob a store to get $1B!”
    +$2000 for good behaviour.

    • @fernandoguarin8308
      @fernandoguarin8308 4 года назад +7

      Man that made my fucking day 😂

    • @Mintberry_Crunch03
      @Mintberry_Crunch03 4 года назад +5

      Steel Shenher stolen

    • @steelshenher8281
      @steelshenher8281 4 года назад

      The King Of The North I don’t steal comments bud

    • @Mintberry_Crunch03
      @Mintberry_Crunch03 4 года назад +3

      Steel Shenher you do mate you’ve literally stolen that one

    • @Mintberry_Crunch03
      @Mintberry_Crunch03 4 года назад +3

      Steel Shenher the top comment on this video is the exact same as this just from 6months ago

  • @itscontenttime9912
    @itscontenttime9912 4 года назад +5

    This guy is literally the Devin Weston of gta online

    • @nowherenearby9461
      @nowherenearby9461 3 года назад

      there are several legit people with 3 billion+ nowadays who hit it before the professional

  • @Fyfdsb
    @Fyfdsb 3 года назад +5

    Damn jus imagine how quick he would’ve gotten this with the Cayo perico heist

  • @kxnn0n
    @kxnn0n 4 года назад +430

    Bruh rockstar needs to give you an award for that much commitment in their game 🚫🧢

    • @luiza1635
      @luiza1635 4 года назад +70

      They will ban him for not buying bullshark cards tho

    • @kxnn0n
      @kxnn0n 4 года назад +3

      Hunter AM I know lmao 😂

    • @bobjones3438
      @bobjones3438 4 года назад +2

      There’s a guy who is rank 2600 and has over 2 bil

    • @amaterasu659
      @amaterasu659 4 года назад +5

      @@bobjones3438 definitely a hacker

    • @bobjones3438
      @bobjones3438 4 года назад +3

      Decept10n nope his name is chrishoper69b he’s on Xbox

  • @CRAZY-M6641
    @CRAZY-M6641 4 года назад +192

    "There goes the family vacation but here is my MUNEH"

    • @Framdark
      @Framdark 4 года назад +2

      szubert - max I was laughing my head off

    • @NJWebCrawler
      @NJWebCrawler 4 года назад

      Literally Kyllie Jenner having a donation fund for her to be the youngest billionare

  • @akeyrtainment8507
    @akeyrtainment8507 Год назад +1

    One of the most underrated GTA online players.

  • @SM-jp3mp
    @SM-jp3mp 4 года назад +15

    And I just made my first 500k selling crates🤣😂🤣😂

  • @anomalousscientist472
    @anomalousscientist472 4 года назад +121

    2:27 that moment when you realise that a npc driving like an idiot saved your sale. 😂

  • @Alex_H29
    @Alex_H29 4 года назад +124

    It’s finally happened. That is some achievement, congrats!

  • @itzl5838
    @itzl5838 4 года назад +3

    Love how you paid homage to the old way when I first got the game robbing stores and looking for the bank vans were great ways to get quick cash

  • @broccolisalad9556
    @broccolisalad9556 2 года назад +1

    There’s people like this, then there’s me struggling not to spend $1m right after earning it.

  • @NateTheGreat101-c7l
    @NateTheGreat101-c7l 4 года назад +755

    “This is how we used to make money by robbing stores”
    Me: *laughing in Martin Madazro*

    • @5arCaustic
      @5arCaustic 4 года назад +2

      Bruh

    • @NateTheGreat101-c7l
      @NateTheGreat101-c7l 4 года назад

      Sarcausτic Huh?

    • @Spacedekever
      @Spacedekever 4 года назад +90

      Rooftop rumble is where it was at

    • @x14x49
      @x14x49 4 года назад

      Laughing in casino heists

    • @ThyCorruptor
      @ThyCorruptor 4 года назад +9

      I grinded survival to my first mil. Then, duped cars when i figured it out.

  • @cscgaming25
    @cscgaming25 4 года назад +285

    You can now afford a semester of college!

    • @stez1699
      @stez1699 4 года назад +7

      😂

    • @GhillieMaster
      @GhillieMaster 4 года назад +18

      @@stez1699 LOL

    • @cscgaming25
      @cscgaming25 4 года назад +7

      GhillieMaster when are you hitting $1 Billion😆

    • @Nick_H775
      @Nick_H775 4 года назад +4

      I’m pretty sure just a textbook at this point

    • @PolaroidDG
      @PolaroidDG 4 года назад +2

      LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • @Raniaska0306
    @Raniaska0306 4 года назад +2

    Cashier: There goes my family vacation
    TheProfessional: A small price to pay for salvation

  • @KedaiNasi
    @KedaiNasi 2 года назад +1

    thanks to this video, i have reached 400 mil. now on to the next 100 mil

  • @servestra1911
    @servestra1911 4 года назад +894

    The Professional: I Hit 1 billion dollars.
    GTA 5: You have paid your staff $30000 for the day.

    • @gokudoge7588
      @gokudoge7588 4 года назад +1

      Servestra19 does it really get that high?

    • @TheWickedclown101
      @TheWickedclown101 4 года назад +1

      Goku Doge yes I pay around 100,000 every 24 minutes that includes mechanic, utilities,staff and the other stuff that gets taken for no reason

    • @mxc10
      @mxc10 4 года назад +1

      @@Eugenepanels a gta day is 48 minutes
      you probably left it on more than 48 minutes

    • @Ok-eg8dg
      @Ok-eg8dg 4 года назад

      @@TheWickedclown101 100k? Wtf. I was complaining about bunker staff being 5k

    • @qualityvideos1
      @qualityvideos1 4 года назад

      Here we go again

  • @Alex-ki5hu
    @Alex-ki5hu 4 года назад +906

    4:53 imagine a billionaire robbing your small store 😂

    • @jacobderidder1078
      @jacobderidder1078 4 года назад +9

      Alex he wasn’t a billionaire

    • @Alex-ki5hu
      @Alex-ki5hu 4 года назад +57

      @@jacobderidder1078 you could add the worth of his business and everything 🤷

    • @jacobderidder1078
      @jacobderidder1078 4 года назад +10

      Alex THATS true though

    • @darthzayexeet3653
      @darthzayexeet3653 4 года назад +10

      That would legit be an honour

    • @yleetsyeH
      @yleetsyeH 4 года назад +14

      @@jacobderidder1078 nigga he said imagine

  • @sireldred3085
    @sireldred3085 Год назад +3

    5:17 I laughed so hard 💀

  • @apgstr
    @apgstr 3 года назад +1

    big up to you for such a sentimental ending, I think those of us who started playing 20 years ago have especially felt it.

  • @tickingtimebomb1814
    @tickingtimebomb1814 4 года назад +68

    4:43 was the most wholesome armed robbery in history

    • @MelissaTimea99
      @MelissaTimea99 4 года назад +3

      he didn't even shoot the guy in the hand

    • @verycutetaco
      @verycutetaco 4 года назад +4

      He was doing his vip million dollar speed run he robbed like 10 stores and obliterated all the clerks with shotguns to the head

  • @SomataProduction
    @SomataProduction 4 года назад +508

    Every 9 year old “I’m gonna get my friend to boot you offline”

    • @ラッセル97
      @ラッセル97 4 года назад +8

      I can confirm this.. lmfao

    • @nofries8950
      @nofries8950 4 года назад

      I

    • @S00Low
      @S00Low 4 года назад +1

      Someone should hack his account and then all these years of hard work will be gone

    • @5arCaustic
      @5arCaustic 4 года назад +14

      @@S00Low Well you are a giant piece of shit

    • @Izzys-kitty
      @Izzys-kitty 4 года назад +11

      Logan Smith not really. He has years of video proof of the money being legitimate. Therefore rockstar would just put the billion back in his account, and as a decent sized RUclipsr he could get there attention. Your welcome shit head

  • @Stepbrough
    @Stepbrough 4 года назад +14

    This proves that shark cards are useless.

    • @notthatbelt4497
      @notthatbelt4497 3 года назад +1

      @Jackson Cassell Yea and u play soccer

    • @maxwellojo6261
      @maxwellojo6261 3 года назад

      @@notthatbelt4497 the biggest sport in the world ? .....

  • @Priceyearsago
    @Priceyearsago 4 года назад +8

    “$1000 until $1B! What could I do? I want to do something special!”
    *survives a bounty.*
    “Well fuck...”

  • @PerfectCell564
    @PerfectCell564 4 года назад +656

    The dislikes are from the greifers who failed to stop him

    • @bryantstricklandsr.3446
      @bryantstricklandsr.3446 4 года назад +5

      Good point😂😂😂💯

    • @-fewkey-2362
      @-fewkey-2362 4 года назад +1

      Jozef York yup I pretty sure he got grief more than 135 times.

    • @camarox8597
      @camarox8597 4 года назад +1

      @@-fewkey-2362 probably way more remember all of the times when the greifers have failed were only on the videos

    • @mindless_8751
      @mindless_8751 4 года назад

      Yeah ur right

    • @Ryanlima157
      @Ryanlima157 4 года назад

      @Yeah Nah já descobri que é a primeira opção, seumerda

  • @yaboii_pigeon
    @yaboii_pigeon 4 года назад +119

    Professional: * gets 1B Dollars
    Daily charges:-30k

    • @verycutetaco
      @verycutetaco 4 года назад +4

      32k Mc businesses
      9k Bunker
      2K nightclub
      500 mechanic
      1k utility bill

    • @knowethjc29
      @knowethjc29 4 года назад +1

      Hahahahaha

    • @arturo_renteria
      @arturo_renteria 4 года назад

      Mc business sounds funny

    • @sa5s183
      @sa5s183 4 года назад +3

      Arturo Renteria how old are you?

  • @Nationof300
    @Nationof300 3 года назад +1

    This is my next major milestone in this game. I’m already at 145mill legit hopefully I can reach 500 mill within a year

  • @vcu1212
    @vcu1212 3 года назад +1

    This guy: spends years of his life grinding missions and crates to reach 1B
    Rockstar: comes out with the Cayo Perico heist after he already lost his sanity

  • @abdur4754
    @abdur4754 4 года назад +30

    This will go down in gaming history

    • @JD-ky9ys
      @JD-ky9ys 4 года назад

      Ramen ikr

    • @abdur4754
      @abdur4754 4 года назад

      @Christopher Reyes ?

    • @markokovacevic
      @markokovacevic 4 года назад

      This is a huge goal accomplished, but he's not first to hit 1B. There is even guy with 2,3B (more than 3B overall) legit $.

    • @abdur4754
      @abdur4754 4 года назад

      @@markokovacevic damn, what's his RUclips acc?

    • @markokovacevic
      @markokovacevic 4 года назад

      @@abdur4754 Christopher69B

  • @somepolishdude9853
    @somepolishdude9853 4 года назад +205

    Me: This is a life achievement!
    EA sports: it's in the game.

  • @mauriciocabezuela8868
    @mauriciocabezuela8868 Месяц назад +1

    Bro is probably Rockstars most wanted

  • @blenderboy1900
    @blenderboy1900 2 года назад +1

    I had a feeling he was gonna rob a store at the end 😂

  • @ante2322
    @ante2322 4 года назад +112

    next: 1 milion in rdr2 online until the end of 2020

  • @matthewhaddad1330
    @matthewhaddad1330 4 года назад +45

    He should have banked that last bit of cash at an ATM 😂 I remember always going to those because I didn't know you could bank it online

    • @xxcrying-in-the-bathroom-o5595
      @xxcrying-in-the-bathroom-o5595 4 года назад +1

      Matthew Haddad Wait you can bank it in other places?

    • @virtualworldsbyloff
      @virtualworldsbyloff 4 года назад

      Yes, first week I played I bought my first little appartment on a certain street just because it had ATMs nearby, lol, now I have all the business and toys and upgrades I ever wished + 23 Million waiting for the Naval Update

    • @xxcrying-in-the-bathroom-o5595
      @xxcrying-in-the-bathroom-o5595 4 года назад

      @GTA GAMER Thanks.

  • @sambradshaw6700
    @sambradshaw6700 3 года назад +2

    Your a top grinder 💪

  • @atlasprime6193
    @atlasprime6193 4 года назад

    This is basically the end of a grinder’s story. He doesn’t have to grind anymore out of necessity. He has enough money to last the entire lifespan of GTA Online.

  • @RamboLaReserva
    @RamboLaReserva 4 года назад +339

    “You’re chances of becoming a billionaire is .00002%”
    The Professional: hold my Up-N-Atomizer

    • @Deeeeeestroy
      @Deeeeeestroy 4 года назад +1

      ramiro rodriguez I mean becoming a billionaire just shows how far someone’s head is up society’s ass

    • @viktorreznov6534
      @viktorreznov6534 4 года назад +3

      Kinda sad he hit that. Kinda cool at the same time though...

    • @sIimepoop
      @sIimepoop 4 года назад +6

      virtual fps the only thing sad is your incapability to congratulate this legend on his achievement

    • @viktorreznov6534
      @viktorreznov6534 4 года назад +1

      @@sIimepoop I said "kinda cool though".

    • @dai5426
      @dai5426 4 года назад

      Hold my beer

  • @xmsreapzzx
    @xmsreapzzx 4 года назад +75

    I miss the good old days when griefers only used sticky bombs and zentorno

    • @graylindblad1261
      @graylindblad1261 4 года назад +7

      The good old days weren’t when that’s all griefers used, it was when that’s all that was good to use

    • @_127N
      @_127N 4 года назад

      The rocket stuff made this game worse. Still enjoy it though.

    • @lawrencehile9902
      @lawrencehile9902 4 года назад

      Man back in the day that was car to get, that and playing survival just to get by..

  • @scootz1794
    @scootz1794 4 года назад +1

    This man is the definition of a grinder

  • @stinger.0
    @stinger.0 4 года назад

    This guy is loyal to gta bc I would of gotten bored real quick 😂

  • @Corrupix
    @Corrupix 4 года назад +296

    The professional: hits 1 billion
    Me: hits 1000 dollars

    • @bassmonkey.
      @bassmonkey. 4 года назад +1

      Me hits
      112 million dollars 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Pirateking1997
      @Pirateking1997 4 года назад +8

      Me the disgusting modder: “laughs with 1.6B”

    • @CallMeKmrn
      @CallMeKmrn 4 года назад +6

      Me hits
      My dog

    • @twoletterword5630
      @twoletterword5630 4 года назад +8

      me hits
      minorities

    • @alexlukic6702
      @alexlukic6702 4 года назад +2

      Pirate King pathetic modding noobs

  • @bowanrean9224
    @bowanrean9224 4 года назад +160

    Theprofessional: "let's do one of the oldest GTA money making techniques to get one billion dollars.
    "You have received 2000 dollars for good behaviour"

    • @vxo-
      @vxo- 4 года назад +4

      If that happens It would be funny as fuck

    • @theofficiallongggchicken1734
      @theofficiallongggchicken1734 4 года назад +3

      AllThingsInternet thats exactly what i thought lol

  • @gerRule
    @gerRule 4 года назад

    I used to play back in 2013 and 2014 but took a break until 2020 so now I still rob stores everyday for nostalgic reasons

  • @6tw666
    @6tw666 3 года назад +1

    The Professional: There you have my billion dollars!!
    Assistant, Bunker staff, Nightclub staff, Utility charges: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

  • @TheRedSparrowYT
    @TheRedSparrowYT 4 года назад +13

    I remember a couple of years ago, asking you in a live stream if you thought you would hit 1B and you were like "I don't really know, probably not" and I am so happy to see you here man. Well done!

    • @eiteiei4063
      @eiteiei4063 4 года назад +5

      You gonna give him an airshow for achieving it?

    • @ronaldmcmorgan9490
      @ronaldmcmorgan9490 4 года назад

      Eiteiei hope they do

    • @xljnrbongz9926
      @xljnrbongz9926 4 года назад

      Yoooooo red sparrows

    • @TheRedSparrowYT
      @TheRedSparrowYT 4 года назад

      @@eiteiei4063 If he can somehow get on Xbox one night, I'd love to round up the lads and do one :)

  • @johncenasdad5806
    @johncenasdad5806 4 года назад +98

    Professional: Crashes bike
    Also Professional: yeah that was actually planned

    • @femdawg9113
      @femdawg9113 4 года назад +1

      James Davies
      Big brain moment

    • @sIimepoop
      @sIimepoop 4 года назад +2

      James Davies the inner mechanisms of his mind are an enigma

  • @marklowe2299
    @marklowe2299 3 года назад +1

    People don’t realise the commitment required for this

  • @Tashyncho-Sapa
    @Tashyncho-Sapa 4 года назад +1

    I love when you say - "OK" and u just start to talk about another topic :D

  • @Marcy2200
    @Marcy2200 4 года назад +255

    Hits 1 Billion.
    Rockstar: "This guy must be using mods"
    Banned the following moment.

    • @tuffgong3248
      @tuffgong3248 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @title9627
      @title9627 4 года назад +4

      He won't ever hit 2 billion

    • @tuffgong3248
      @tuffgong3248 4 года назад +12

      @@title9627 isn't 1billion already mind blowing? I don't Care if he doesn reach 2bill

    • @title9627
      @title9627 4 года назад

      @@tuffgong3248 it's not mind blowing I could get 30x that in 2 seconds lmfao

    • @title9627
      @title9627 4 года назад

      @@tuffgong3248 anybody can hit one billion easily