I thought he was having quads! No way he spent one day doing what these heros do day in and out. I wonder what it is like in the heads of these idiots!
bro this gets funnier when you realize hes 57 in this video. he was born in 1964 he says he started in 1980 so he was 16 when he became a cop and retired at 35 lol surprised cops didnt notice when the saw is dob on his driver license
I was an MP for 6 years and we used to just mess with the stolen valors that would hang out off base at bars and sht I miss that so much I have so many videos we couldn’t arrest them, but damn it’s so much fun catching people in their bs lies
I'm endlessly baffled by the sheer amount of people obsessed with driving around acting like they're the police! It's bizarre how they wrap their entire identity in some fantasy of being in Law Enforcement.
Apparently he weas a bondsman so yeah he was a police officer like he said the same way alot of security guards thinks they are police officers and its 2022 we can just think what we want to be and supposedly we are suppose to believe that
I'm a known liar (like, to my friends, as a joke kind of thing) and it's actually really strange how "you shouldn't believe me, because I lie all the time, but I'm actually telling the truth *this time*" is actually a pretty effective way to sneak past someone's guard. Granted that's a different situation than "I don't need to lie to you, stranger, who has everyone reason to think I probably do need to lie to you" 😂😂🤦♂️
He was a cop for 19 years but he doesn’t know that his ID means his license 😂🤣 Also, he looks like he’s about to give birth lol “You carry too?” He’s like yeah, just this huge baby belly
They told him they got a call about blue lights on a red benz and he says he didn't pull anyone over. Nice way to confess when they didn't even mention the part about pulling people over.
@@mrbisshiemost likely to illuminate the suspect for a camera without making the light bright white which would cause issues when driving. I am sure it is something along those lines.
10:55 "Luitenent Grass" as he looks around at the yards in his neighborhood. If Luitenent Grass isn't available they can try to contact Sergeant Window or Captain Driveway 😂
If you’re gonna lie about being a cop, maybe you shouldn’t lie about being a cop in the exact city they are questioning you in LOL. He should’ve picked Fairbanks Alaska or some shit
@@michaelw482 some things are black and white. I’m my opinion, when a persons reality is distorted then they are mentally ill. When people distort reality it’s to gain respect or attention which they normally can’t get. It’s not a pity party it’s pathetic.
@@michaelw482 Mental health is a sorry excuse. We all have some sort of mental things going on. If you are not strong enough to deal with it, thats your own problem. So tired of people using mental health as an excuse
@@superdave1263 I worked with someone like that years ago. He had been a customs officer at the airport before coming to work in our department as a security officer. He used to brag about how he enjoyed strip searching people. He also wanted to carry handcuffs in our building to detain people - and he suspected everyone of criminal behavior. He was a bully and a liar, and made our lives miserable. While he might have fit into a DSM personality disorder category he was definitely NOT mentally ill.
The part I knew he was full of it when he said “he’s seen ‘stuff’ he wishes he never seen”. No one talks about that kind of stuff not police not military.
Yepp. A friendly message to all civilians, if you meet a vet who is eager to tell "bad ass war stories", they were 100% not doing whatever they claim in the legend.
@@toomeyeh1 The only time I ever talk about fucked up shit is as learning experience for my preceptees, other than that it really isn’t anything people need to hear about lmao
I wish ppl could be arrested for lying about military service! My moms EX husband, my: grandfather, 😢uncle, best friend, ex fiancé and a plethora of cousins & friends are military/ex military. My uncle was KIA/POW & had suffered mentally until his death (largely due to neglect bc of his mental state) & just knowing what these people endure, makes me respect them sooo much. My moms CURRENT husband found out that my mkms ex husvand is militart and he lied & said he "was military" as well. He thought he could just breeze right thru it, but I questioned him HARD & he failed. The dummy had the nerve to tell me that you DONT take test in the army to promote to the next rank. At the time, my ex fiancé was studying for staff Sargent so, somehow the topic came up--but my ex wasnt there for the convo & my moms husband swore up and DOWN that i was wrong smh. I cant WAIT until he runs into someone that cares enough to bust him. I asked him what he went to tech school for & he couldnt answer. I asked for his MOS, he told me he didn't have one and that i didnt know what i was talking about smh
There is a half dozen spots where the cops could pull their car but they choose to leave it in the middle of the roadway. They always pull display this rude and inconsiderate behavior. It is as if they actually enjoy impeding traffic. Everyone has to stop and wait for the long arm of the law to wave them through. They just waste the time of innocent motorists.
@@childishgambino4845 Stolen Valor. Look it up. There are some geniuses going around they're Delta Force or Marine Recon. My relatives who were in the armed forces don't even say where exactly they're deployed for crying out loud.
If he was smart he would have said that his retirement credentials and badge are in his safety deposit box at a bank or in a storage unit or something like that. Even better yet maybe just don't be a fake cop pulling people over.
When someone says “I’ve seen things I wish you never would” I already start to think they’re fake. No actual person who’s been through that shit is gonna say it as if it’s some kind of flex or bragging right. Leos, military vets, active duty. None of them are gonna say that. That’s stuff we’d usually not just want to openly talk about especially when no one even brought it up 😂
@JR I can see that being the case, but probably not with how this guy said it. It sounds less like he's saying "it messed me up" and more like he's bragging that "I've been through worse shit than you guys"
@@bitaarmaments8004 as someone who worked in the emergency scene not Police work but ive dealt with some Trauma and life threatening situations, we usually never brag about it nor bring it up, everyone in that industry knows what we go through and we never really talk about it unless people ask or bring it up, we'd never go into detail either so as soon as he even said Ive been through worse shit than you guys I knew hes talking shit.
I was once visiting my 85+ year old great grandmother in the hospital. She asked me to grab something from her purse and to my surprise there was a revolver in her purse. At the time carrying concealed in my state was illegal. I asked her about it and she got upset with me and yelled "My husband is a police officer, I can carry a gun!". Her husband had passed away about 15 years before that, and he had been retired from policing for another 20 before that. I told her I wasn't so sure how the "my husband was a police officer during the Korean war" defense would go.
"Yeah, my old partner grass, our boss was lieutenant house, his nickname was spider." Dude really thought he could "Usual suspects" his way into convincing them he's legit. 😆 🤣 😂
Tell LEO that you've seen shit that you wished you hadn't when they are the ones who see shit day in and day out that would cause him to go into labor. Stolen valor is disgusting.
When officers spoke with Montesino's wife, she told them her husband had never been a cop but was at one time a bail bondsman, the report said. They should have talked to her first and saved time!
Many people ask why someone would do this. These are the type of people who want to feel powerful and superior to other people. They want to be feared and respected. Those blue lights do exactly that. Also it could be a bit of that 8 year old super hero fantasy that never went away. The scary part is many people with this complex actually do end up joining the force.
Really? I’ve interacted with maybe a dozen cops and never had an encounter like that. Are you just guessing, or do you have some evidence for this defamation?
@@host_arnold6187well, my step father was an officer and quit because a lot of the guys where wanna be tyrants and bullies. He’d studied law and found the lack of knowledge/disregard for it by other officers upsetting. He’s been working in criminal defense and now family law for twenty years now, but still seems to take away a lot- good and bad- from his stint as a cop.
@@host_arnold6187just watch a few police audits and you will see. Or look at statistics! What profession is most common for domestic violence perps to have? Officers?
He said Sgt. Joe Mocha in Miami Beach! Yea, and the two Dutch Brothers remember me. Cap'n Star Bucksly and Chief Raid Eeoshack also know me. We worked homie-sides down there on Pike's Peak. Officers: oh yeah, what kind of cruisers did ya'll have? Moron: We had the PT's. Fast lil buggers, they could almost hatch your back.
He was 57 in 2021 and had been retired for 22 years by retiring in 1999. Meaning he started his police career in 1980, so he was 17. I'l give him the benefit of the doubt and say he was 18 when he became a police officer. I've never, ever heard of an 18 year old police officer. Apparently his wife confirmed to the judge and court that he was never a police officer and that she wished he'd stop telling people he was.
He’s a decorated member of a *top secret* law enforcement agency 🛑 *that definitely exists* 🛑 and you don’t have *clearance* to know about. 🤫 He was trained *how to be a nightmare* to the things that give _you_ nightmares❗️ *Math … and logic … and calendars are what they taught the Green Beret sissies, not his 💪🏻 team❗️*
Where did you see the part about how she wished he'd stop telling people he was? I saw the news reports about her appearance at his bond hearing, but don't remember reading she said that part
HKMediaChicago. Was thinking the same. I have never seen or heard of a more symmetrical belly. Look at it from the front, sides, top, bottom and it is a perfect circle. I think he took πr2 literally and had too many pies,
He said he's seen stuff as a DEA agent that he wishes no one else could see. Ironically, he personally could say that he hasn't seen his feet while standing since '99.
Nope. Not a strictly Florida type of crime. Their state just happens to have different laws making videos MORE accessible to the public and open records requests.
Well thank you Capt K!! I was gonna use that comment. You could've brought in that sex offender, special forces, and police officer Jeremy D's name. He deserves honerable mention. 🤣😂
This dude was very practiced with these lies. He's been telling people he's a retired cop for a LONG, LONG TIME. I would LOVE to see the cop interview of him back at the station trying to explain himself! That would be some peak cringe material!
I just read an article about him and one of his neighbors said that he told them he was a retired officer. Also, his wife totally snitched his bitch ass out, straight up telling the cops he’s not a cop. 😂
@@Darkpara1 He even had the "... nineteen years..." so it sounds more accurate and credible. Whenever I see accomplished liars like these guys - there's another serial police impersonator called Jeremy Dewitte who is all over RUclips and *very* worth watching because of the entertainment value of his lies and antics - it amazes me that they can bullshit without any stuttering or nerves.
Same. My old man was a police Captain and on the Job for 25 years. Been retired since 2005 and never leaves the house without his retired ID and if he heard that cheesy line he would cringe into next week 😂
I have gotten the impression that people who work WITH law enforcement end up convincing themselves they are in the same category as real law enforcement and put various lights on their car, or flash their security badge at someone to intimidate them... And it's always a traffic issue!
volvo09 There was a county clerk who worked in the courthouse who put lights on their car and was actively pulling people over..needless to say he got to see the courts from a totally different perspective after he was caugh 😂
3 minutes in and he already gives himself away with the things he’s saying … 100% NOT A COP !!!!! A real cop wouldn’t say “I’ve seen things you never imagine” right away to another cop!!
Cops carry around police ID's, that is what the real cop was asking for. Most civilians think ID just means driver's license, but a cop asking another cop for his ID means the Police ID. The police badge means nothing, the police ID is what proves a person is a cop or not.
Mad props to the dispatch lady, I don't know how she manages to dispatch every single municipality in the United States simultaneously but I'm sure it takes plenty of committment 💯
"I have seen shit you just wish you guys wouldn't see" like the time I squeezed into a Marine uniform I found at a garage sale and tried to get a free Memorial Day meal at Denny's.
Hasn't seen his feet in years. And when he stated “I’ve seen things I wish you never would” he was referring to the time he saw himself in a full length mirror naked.
Stuff like this honestly hurts my brain. Why would ANYONE think that they could successfully impersonate law enforcement to actual law enforcement? I can't even begin to process the stupidity behind it.
That's actually not that hard if you're a good impersonator. People have impersonated physicians and everything else for years without ever being really related to the job before, they get their knowledge from books and other media beforehand. On the other hand they are also auto didactic learners and very good at reading their opponent. Usually those guys only get busted after years and some little coincidences like a wrong name on documents etc. This guy though is certainly not one of those...
Turns out he’s a retired bail bondsman and currently working at a hotel as a janitor 🤦🏻♀️ it’s so annoying when he refers to people as “my guys” the way he lies like it’s nothing and name dropping is insane!! He’s that type of guy who hangs out with people like he’s the most important person in the room telling fake stories to make himself seem so bad a** 🤦🏻♀️
People like that don't realize how insecure they look to people. They think that everyone is so impressed when, in reality, they just ooze weakness and immaturity.
Probably has something to do with the far right crowd that has lifted LEOs into being faultless heros. People think hey, I can probably slip into this community better if they think I'm a hero.
He literally talked himself into jail 😂 all he had to do is be honest about the lights and never say he was a cop and he more than likely would’ve just gotten a ticket
He really took a big strange gamble to live out his fantasy - to do it in front of other cops, to be validated by them was probably his biggest dream, and he just couldn't pass up the opportunity
No, of course he didn't literally talk himself into jail. Figuratively though, he did. I.e. the opposite of literally. Stop abusing the word "literally".
After my 11 years in full time fire and being a Trooper for 5 years…. Anyone who says something like, “I’ve seen shit you guys can’t comprehend.”… They lying. People who’ve seen it don’t brag about it.
always a telltale sign, he went from conveying information ("yes") to convincing information ("yes, and i've seen shit you don't want to"). the latter is the sign of a liar. kinda like did you kill that girl? no vs. no I would never do that ask anybody who knows me.
Anyone with more than 1-2 years in the streets CAN comprehend, and since the memories stir up the PTSD demons, they’d much prefer those topics not being raised in the first place. Worst question you can ask a cop, medic, fireman or soldier is “whats the worst thing you’ve ever seen”?
@@Dfhawk I don't know if I'd use that as a blanket definition for all people who's had truama. I know plenty of war-fighters that enjoyed combat and sleep good at night. I run with a lot of LEO's as well -- The ones who last are usually built with a brain that helps them handle terrible shit and cope with it.
Oh don’t ever say no one, I’m that guy that calls em out. I grew up with one so can spot em from a mile away. I’ll let the ones I don’t know slide but if I have to hear that bullshit on a daily basis I’ll call them straight out.
Even if people told him, he would still continue. I used to know someone who was a liar like this guy, and everyone around him would call him out for his bullshit and point out inconsistencies and times when what he was claiming was different to what other people experienced. He still lied constantly despite knowing that everyone knows he was talking complete shit.
Yeah I grew up with one of those guys too in my group of friends. We still joke about him. He had one of those inferiority complexes I guess and always needed to one up everyone and invent things that he never did or claimed to own things that he never owned
Jeez, Jeremy has really let himself go.
Lost his toupee too!! Lmaooo
I was literally gonna make a dewitte joke then I saw this. Lol a fellow man of culture
I want to poke him with a pin, see if he flies backward into space
lol. I was thinking the same thing.
🤣 this is going to be him when he gets out of prison
He's not retired, he's just getting ready to go out for maternity leave
Lmao 😂
Yeah right, God damn his liver bout to burst.
Guy looks like he's about to have triplets
I thought he was having quads! No way he spent one day doing what these heros do day in and out. I wonder what it is like in the heads of these idiots!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
One day he looked at himself in the mirror and said *"I am retired police officer now"*
😂
Speaking his truth 😂
Was that before or after he swallowed a beach ball?
Meh.. retired.. pregnant.. what's the difference 🤷♂️
Yep - lol
3:56 It’s DISGUSTING that these Officers are harassing someone 9 months pregnant
Thas funny AF!
11 months.
😂😂😂
Fat shaming
@@natetv1494 Good. Being fat has no place in society.
Ever since my first dose of Jeremy Dewitt, I have been addicted to fake cop videos ever since.
Stolen valor has some decent vids of idiots pretending to be combat veterans. You may also enjoy. 😊
GET THE F#CK OUT OF MY FUNERAL!!!
me too !
😂😂😂yo this comment is the truth
it certainly is an itch that cannot be scratched lol
He's definitely a police man. He's been policing the buffet for years
❤😂
bro this gets funnier when you realize hes 57 in this video. he was born in 1964 he says he started in 1980 so he was 16 when he became a cop and retired at 35 lol surprised cops didnt notice when the saw is dob on his driver license
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that’s funny as hell!
😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤
#MealTeamSix
“I’ve seen shit that you just wish you didn’t see”. Yep. Every time he takes a shower.
🤣
Which in itself seems rare.
I knew a guy named John proctor. You seem to Witty to be the one I knew lol
🤣🤣 you really got me with that one 🤣🤣
I wish you could tell that to his face. His pee pee (of what's left of it) would have shrunk.
"I have seen things" words said by no police officer when first meeting them.
Ironically he hasn't seen his "thingy" in 19 years!
I think you mean
"I *seen* some things!"
😅😅😅
He watched “COLORS” back in the day- used that bullshit statement ever since
@PastiorJamesGillespie I'm sure you have
What they haven't seen is someone retiring 1 year shy of 20 unless he was kicked out.
I guarantee neighbors were sick of this guy and they called it in and are sitting in their window with popcorn
A retired cop who doesn’t know that a driver’s license is considered ID. Seems legit.
Even the cop was taken aback by it 😂
I said this same thing Lmao
True. I see no issues with that.
He just handed over his badge. He thought they were asking for his LEO ID.
Holy shit. So true.
This guy told himself he was a cop so many times he actually believes it.
Sad
I was an MP for 6 years and we used to just mess with the stolen valors that would hang out off base at bars and sht I miss that so much I have so many videos we couldn’t arrest them, but damn it’s so much fun catching people in their bs lies
@@adamf6582 yeehaw! Stolen yalour y'all
@@adamf6582 ur doing good job as long u don't miss gender anyone and accept non binary. Transgender , identify as cat, dog, or the other 100 genders
@@Adam-kk7nw weirdo
Even if a retired police officer, you can't have police lights on any vehicle. Let alone a Mercedes
Not allowed to flash badges either
Plus, he said he retired in 1999, but the car was manufactured in 2012. So he couldn’t have owned that car until at least a decade after retirement.
I'm endlessly baffled by the sheer amount of people obsessed with driving around acting like they're the police! It's bizarre how they wrap their entire identity in some fantasy of being in Law Enforcement.
Now ask yourself how many of these people actually went to the police and still work there
My thing is why Invest so much time and money when is can just be a cop...
since bad boys the movie.
Psychos
Maybe he’s compensating ??
Another veteran from Metro State. We should thank him for his service.
Hell yes, Metro State keeping it real! I support their sacrifices, They have seen some shit.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This dude could be Jeremy's cellmate. I bet they'd share war stories about jumping into Afghanistan with the SEALs 🤣
@@comfortablynumb9342 😂
Uh, no.
It’s crazy how he just stuck with his story, as if he was going to convince them without having the details verified.
The man just keeps doubling down.
Apparently he thinks his attempt at acting like a cop should matter more than physical evidence ha some people.
Dude must have some mental illness and no self awareness
Apparently he weas a bondsman so yeah he was a police officer like he said the same way alot of security guards thinks they are police officers and its 2022 we can just think what we want to be and supposedly we are suppose to believe that
He? Stop miss gender that person, u Wana get canceled from Twitter
It’s a shame that he’s gonna give birth while incarcerated.
"I don't need to lie to you guys" "I'm not lying to you" says every liar trying to lie their way out of a situation.
I'm a known liar (like, to my friends, as a joke kind of thing) and it's actually really strange how "you shouldn't believe me, because I lie all the time, but I'm actually telling the truth *this time*" is actually a pretty effective way to sneak past someone's guard.
Granted that's a different situation than "I don't need to lie to you, stranger, who has everyone reason to think I probably do need to lie to you" 😂😂🤦♂️
@@DerAptrgangr Bro a pro liar. Lies about lying 😭
"Not because I want to pull people over, 'cause I don't." Way to give it away dude. Nothing like denying the offense before they bring it up.
Lmao right? It’s like watching a kid lie
They brought it up in very beginning
For real, it’s like “Timmy, why is there Ice cream on your mouth?”
“Uhh not because I ate ice cream, because I didn’t”
They did bring it up
@@mikeoster3198 all they said was they got a call about a benz with blue lights. 😂
Tubby- “I would tell you stories that you wouldn’t believe”
Cops- “that actually checks out… we haven’t believed ANYTHING you’ve told us”
😂
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bahahaha🤣🤣🤣
Lmao 🤣
He was a cop for 19 years but he doesn’t know that his ID means his license 😂🤣
Also, he looks like he’s about to give birth lol
“You carry too?”
He’s like yeah, just this huge baby belly
At least NYPD, I'd means an actual ID with your rank, height, DOB and file #
@@bornbranded29 thats what a drivers license has ..
His poor heart sank when the cop told him he was a bail bondsman. Reality sets in
I'm guessing he thinks that's the same thing.
@@DeltaWhiskeyBravo13579 ld like to offer you a job!!! Motor 1 moving
@Peter Angles heavy fine for lights. anything with a fine is legal... until you get caught or too poor to keep paying fine.
So he has money and this is what he chooses to do with his time…
And he mentions "oh btw you're under arrest"
You know whoever called the cops on him is watching through their window laughing n getting so much satisfaction watching this unfold.😁
They’ll come over there next. They always investigate who called
Probably his wife called the cops on him. 😇 I think he swallowed his wife and their dogs. Look at that belly, it looks like it's about to pop 💣💥
@@elcabo5367 they act like their you’re friends but really know who did it
The security guy
It doesn’t matter who called, this pos need’s to be arrested. He’s a liar and a criminal.
They told him they got a call about blue lights on a red benz and he says he didn't pull anyone over. Nice way to confess when they didn't even mention the part about pulling people over.
I'm sure the cop noticed that.
He said it twice before they even walked up to the car with him..
Well technically that's not a confession
Speaking of blue lights, why does that cop car that fake cop got put in have a bright blue led in the back seat?
@@mrbisshiemost likely to illuminate the suspect for a camera without making the light bright white which would cause issues when driving. I am sure it is something along those lines.
Even if he was a real retired PD, He would have to know Red and Blue lights in your personal vehicle is not legal,. Very stupid.
10:55 "Luitenent Grass" as he looks around at the yards in his neighborhood. If Luitenent Grass isn't available they can try to contact Sergeant Window or Captain Driveway 😂
Lmaoo
That is halerious 😁😁
😂😂😂😂
This made me burst out laughing.
Don't forget to call jamocha
If you’re gonna lie about being a cop, maybe you shouldn’t lie about being a cop in the exact city they are questioning you in LOL. He should’ve picked Fairbanks Alaska or some shit
lol, that wouldn't go down well here. more than likely get himself into a bad situation if he did
I was thinking the same thing man..
He could've said he was a sicario for the Sinaloa Cartel, and it would be more believable.
@@opieutt9038 that story checks out. Have a nice night officer.
Reno, Nevada maybe
It's amazing how compulsive liars who are THAT bad at lying genuinely think that people will believe them. 🙄
@@michaelw482 some things are black and white. I’m my opinion, when a persons reality is distorted then they are mentally ill. When people distort reality it’s to gain respect or attention which they normally can’t get. It’s not a pity party it’s pathetic.
@@michaelw482 Mental health is a sorry excuse. We all have some sort of mental things going on. If you are not strong enough to deal with it, thats your own problem. So tired of people using mental health as an excuse
@Jared Lee Of course that is true in most cases, but in this instance I think it was pretty obvious he was telling tall tales.
You won’t find a bigger bullshitter than a wannabe cop.
@@superdave1263 I worked with someone like that years ago. He had been a customs officer at the airport before coming to work in our department as a security officer. He used to brag about how he enjoyed strip searching people. He also wanted to carry handcuffs in our building to detain people - and he suspected everyone of criminal behavior. He was a bully and a liar, and made our lives miserable. While he might have fit into a DSM personality disorder category he was definitely NOT mentally ill.
I can just picture the whole neighborhood out there watching this fool!
Crazy how people lie so easy, you can tell he’s been telling that lie his whole life
The part I knew he was full of it when he said “he’s seen ‘stuff’ he wishes he never seen”. No one talks about that kind of stuff not police not military.
@@BlueLineChop exactly, that is a dead give away of stolen valor types
@kwnyupstate 😂😂😂😂
I feel so embarrassed for him. He probably feels no shame lol.
@@mikep7361 I honestly feel bad for his “wife”. She probably married him because of his lies and this is how she found out
Officer: "Your a police officer?"
Fake Guy: "Yes.."
Officer: "Who did you serve with?"
Fake guy: " Paw Patrol"
Thats a good name for K9 unit
😂
That’s a slam on Paw Patrol. 🤣
Paw Patrol wouldn't take him. He couldn't pass the psych evaluation. They see shit he couldn't handle.
Bruh. My 3 year old son served too. I thank him for his service.
Anyone who brags about "the shit they've seen", is probably not telling the truth.
Listen man you have no idea the things i seen back in WW2
Yepp. A friendly message to all civilians, if you meet a vet who is eager to tell "bad ass war stories", they were 100% not doing whatever they claim in the legend.
This is so true. As someone who has seen some shit like I don't even want to talk about it. It's a curse knowing something so gross.
@@toomeyeh1 The only time I ever talk about fucked up shit is as learning experience for my preceptees, other than that it really isn’t anything people need to hear about lmao
@@GetTheFO Therapist is the only living soul who hears any of the real bad stuff
Always nice to see a pregnant father
Dude is equivalent of “i was in the military but I can’t tell you what I did” guy
I wish ppl could be arrested for lying about military service!
My moms EX husband, my: grandfather, 😢uncle, best friend, ex fiancé and a plethora of cousins & friends are military/ex military. My uncle was KIA/POW & had suffered mentally until his death (largely due to neglect bc of his mental state) & just knowing what these people endure, makes me respect them sooo much.
My moms CURRENT husband found out that my mkms ex husvand is militart and he lied & said he "was military" as well. He thought he could just breeze right thru it, but I questioned him HARD & he failed. The dummy had the nerve to tell me that you DONT take test in the army to promote to the next rank. At the time, my ex fiancé was studying for staff Sargent so, somehow the topic came up--but my ex wasnt there for the convo & my moms husband swore up and DOWN that i was wrong smh.
I cant WAIT until he runs into someone that cares enough to bust him.
I asked him what he went to tech school for & he couldnt answer. I asked for his MOS, he told me he didn't have one and that i didnt know what i was talking about smh
@@childishgambino4845 You can be, stolen valor is a federal offense, they consider it "impersonating a government official."
There is a half dozen spots where the cops could pull their car but they choose to leave it in the middle of the roadway. They always pull display this rude and inconsiderate behavior. It is as if they actually enjoy impeding traffic. Everyone has to stop and wait for the long arm of the law to wave them through. They just waste the time of innocent motorists.
@@childishgambino4845 Stolen Valor. Look it up. There are some geniuses going around they're Delta Force or Marine Recon. My relatives who were in the armed forces don't even say where exactly they're deployed for crying out loud.
It’s always the I’ve seen sh*t you wish you’d never see. They all say that.
He's not really retired. He's on Donut Disability from too many donuts during the years of service he never did.
He looks like he's expecting triplets atleast
Hysterical
Thanks man, had a good laugh. Made my morning actually!
He was a bail bond man lol 😆
Donut duty!
🤦♂️ Just bc you have the belly of a 19 yr veteran doesn't mean your a cop bro...
That’s the belly of a current officer so you really have to check
That’s donuts in there.
If he was smart he would have said that his retirement credentials and badge are in his safety deposit box at a bank or in a storage unit or something like that.
Even better yet maybe just don't be a fake cop pulling people over.
I live in Texas. The thick are thick down here.😂
His stomach is perfectly round
Like a beach ball
When someone says “I’ve seen things I wish you never would” I already start to think they’re fake. No actual person who’s been through that shit is gonna say it as if it’s some kind of flex or bragging right. Leos, military vets, active duty. None of them are gonna say that. That’s stuff we’d usually not just want to openly talk about especially when no one even brought it up 😂
@JR I can see that being the case, but probably not with how this guy said it. It sounds less like he's saying "it messed me up" and more like he's bragging that "I've been through worse shit than you guys"
@@JR-dv2vwbut normally they don't bring it up in casual conversation. Unless they are trying to boost their rep.
That was along my thoughts, a very awful sense of humor that can’t be used around the unprepared is a much better clue to being law enforcement.
@@bitaarmaments8004 as someone who worked in the emergency scene not Police work but ive dealt with some Trauma and life threatening situations, we usually never brag about it nor bring it up, everyone in that industry knows what we go through and we never really talk about it unless people ask or bring it up, we'd never go into detail either so as soon as he even said Ive been through worse shit than you guys I knew hes talking shit.
He said it nervously at the same time trying to hard
He said he's the Director of Engineering and Security for Embassy Suites. Creative way of saying your the maintenance guy. 🙄
😁👍
Shame he's not so keen on maintaining himself.
more like director of shit liquor and cheese burgers. he's Miami randy and Jim lahey rolled in one
@@stephenglassdale5914 with a splash of Phil Collins 🤣🤣👌
Or a security guard... Or both
I'm experiencing intense second hand embarrassment 😵💫
I get that all the time when I watch videos like this lol
Sometimes it’s hard to watch lol 😂
Cop: Sir, are you a cop?
Man: You better figure it out real quick, f*ckboy!!! Don't you worry about it, I'm a state certified agent!!!
Sergeant! SERGEANT!!😂🤣😂😂
That is what Jeremy DeWitt would had said
Jeremy DeWitt is in the comments LOL
This man knows his impersonators 💪🏻
Lmao get out of my funeral!
I'm a Michelin star chef, In reality I make fries at mcdonald's 😆 same thing though 🤣
I was once visiting my 85+ year old great grandmother in the hospital. She asked me to grab something from her purse and to my surprise there was a revolver in her purse. At the time carrying concealed in my state was illegal. I asked her about it and she got upset with me and yelled "My husband is a police officer, I can carry a gun!". Her husband had passed away about 15 years before that, and he had been retired from policing for another 20 before that. I told her I wasn't so sure how the "my husband was a police officer during the Korean war" defense would go.
Lmao
Snitching on granny
@@noseyandneutralno kidding, granny says snitches get stitches.
Be careful Granny is spelled with a capital "G"
Peace people
Top G
"I've seen sh#t I wish you wouldn't see" ugh that made me cringe so hard.
😂😂😂
Im pretty sure all cops can say the same lmao
@@mcbiggy1322 most real cops could say that but wouldn't
Yea me too
He should stop looking down while on the toilet.
"Yeah, my old partner grass, our boss was lieutenant house, his nickname was spider."
Dude really thought he could "Usual suspects" his way into convincing them he's legit. 😆 🤣 😂
Officer Glass, yeah, George Glass
“I’ve seen shit you wish you’ll never see! I watch a lot of CSI:Miami!” 🤣
"I've seen things you would NEVER wanna see"
This is hilarious knowing at the end he worked as a bails bond LOL
I’m going to go out on a limb and say most people who use that line haven’t seen shit in person
He'll see some things they wouldn't want to see in the slammer
that line gave me goosebumps tbh.
Well now, that may very well may true in context to his current job as a maintenance man for Embassy Suites 🤭
Maybe this guy has "jumped in Fallujah" to ?
Lets not be too tough on him, its hard being a first time mom, especially when youre an old man.
It’s twice as hard with twins!
😂
🤦♀️😆😂😂😂
I wonder if he chest feeds 🤔
Well done. One of the best comments so far!
I hope his pregnancy ended well with all this stress this put him through! He looks like he’s around 13 months
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
I know, that's just nasty! 🤮
Tell LEO that you've seen shit that you wished you hadn't when they are the ones who see shit day in and day out that would cause him to go into labor. Stolen valor is disgusting.
When officers spoke with Montesino's wife, she told them her husband had never been a cop but was at one time a bail bondsman, the report said.
They should have talked to her first and saved time!
I wonder if he was honest with his wife. Imagine finding out like this that your spouse had been lying about everything for years or decades
Yeah, imagine if you were dumb enough to believe that guy for even 30 seconds. You deserve him as a partner.
She isn’t his wife. She’s the babysitter. Just another of his lies😂
Well you can see he is obviously expecting, so he probably IS the wife.
It’s his sister not his wife lol
@@stevesmith775 plot twist - she's both!
I don’t know what amazes me more. The size of his belly or the audacity of his lies?
It is like Pinocchio.....except instead of his nose getting bigger his stomach gets bigger.
@@katekat1064 LMFAOOOOOO 💀💀💀💀
Many people ask why someone would do this. These are the type of people who want to feel powerful and superior to other people. They want to be feared and respected. Those blue lights do exactly that. Also it could be a bit of that 8 year old super hero fantasy that never went away. The scary part is many people with this complex actually do end up joining the force.
Really? I’ve interacted with maybe a dozen cops and never had an encounter like that. Are you just guessing, or do you have some evidence for this defamation?
@@host_arnold6187 yes, search RUclips. I don't think it's a stretch to think some police officers might be indulging a hero fantasy.
@@host_arnold6187well, my step father was an officer and quit because a lot of the guys where wanna be tyrants and bullies. He’d studied law and found the lack of knowledge/disregard for it by other officers upsetting. He’s been working in criminal defense and now family law for twenty years now, but still seems to take away a lot- good and bad- from his stint as a cop.
@@host_arnold6187 bootlicker
@@host_arnold6187just watch a few police audits and you will see. Or look at statistics! What profession is most common for domestic violence perps to have? Officers?
Dude straight up looks like he is hiding a beach ball under his t-shirt.
A very large beach ball that’s been overinflated to twice it’s size. 🤦♂️
He identifies as pregnant.
@@louskunt9798 thank God he had a shirt on
Yeah he's most definitely on get in my belly status for sure
Actually this man probably has a heart condition. I heard that people with this kind of belly really have heart issues. Just saying. : (
He is the long lost "SARGENT " Jeremy refers to in his videos.
Hahahahahaha
LOL.
That is a federally protected name if you use it again I'm going going to contact my lieutenant and charges will be filed
Bwhahahahaha I spit my water all over the place!!!
Blahahahh!! Sergeant! SERGEANT!!
“Can anyone verify who you are?”
“I worked with Officer Jim Lahey. Tell him it’s Randy Bo-Bandy!”
He said Sgt. Joe Mocha in Miami Beach! Yea, and the two Dutch Brothers remember me. Cap'n Star Bucksly and Chief Raid Eeoshack also know me. We worked homie-sides down there on Pike's Peak.
Officers: oh yeah, what kind of cruisers did ya'll have?
Moron: We had the PT's. Fast lil buggers, they could almost hatch your back.
Nah that's Phil Collins.... You looking at my gut????
Guy tried to pull a Ricky “uhhh yeah I’m uh Corey Lahey, you know Jim right…. Just a big misunderstanding here boys “
LMFAO
I know Jim yeah oh okay we’re good here have a good day.
"Did this car used to be white?"
"No, why?"
"Because the registration says silver."
🤣😂
😂🤣
What a role model. Spent years having a career before starting his family. Worried his water would break from the stress.
Lmao 😂
He was 57 in 2021 and had been retired for 22 years by retiring in 1999. Meaning he started his police career in 1980, so he was 17. I'l give him the benefit of the doubt and say he was 18 when he became a police officer. I've never, ever heard of an 18 year old police officer. Apparently his wife confirmed to the judge and court that he was never a police officer and that she wished he'd stop telling people he was.
He’s a decorated member of a *top secret* law enforcement agency
🛑 *that definitely exists* 🛑
and you don’t have *clearance* to know about. 🤫
He was trained *how to be a nightmare* to the things that give _you_ nightmares❗️
*Math … and logic … and calendars are what they taught the Green Beret sissies, not his 💪🏻 team❗️*
Can only imagine how embarrassing he is
Where did you see the part about how she wished he'd stop telling people he was? I saw the news reports about her appearance at his bond hearing, but don't remember reading she said that part
18 year old cops are more common than you would think…
@@baddriversofthenorcalarea500extremely common
Let's all take a moment and appreciate how much of a perfect circle his stomach literally is.
I'll bet he was a gravy seal too.
HKMediaChicago. Was thinking the same. I have never seen or heard of a more symmetrical belly. Look at it from the front, sides, top, bottom and it is a perfect circle. I think he took πr2 literally and had too many pies,
Underrated
I actually laughed out loud. This is comedy gold!!!!🤣
Meal team 6
GRAVY SEAL!!!🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
Imagine doing 19 and not the full 20 you need to draw a pension
The police really shouldn't harass a pregnant man. Could cause stress on the baby😒🙄🤣
The funny thing the liberals would actually think he was pregnant!!
His answers being so quick and the arms crossed says it all
Who in their right mind would wanna pretend to be a cop, especially in todays world???
I was just thinking the same thing
Jeremy Dewitte
@@clappingjazzhands9408 that’s a war hero buddy. Show some respect 😂
true
Sad lonely people who want to fulfill their power fantasies, but are too lazy to go to college to actually become a cop.
He said he's seen stuff as a DEA agent that he wishes no one else could see. Ironically, he personally could say that he hasn't seen his feet while standing since '99.
Florida has quite the thing for Police impersonations
@@xs650b8 now now…. Dumwhitte is a state certified hearse protection officer.
yeah Florida has a lot of crackpots. they all moved there from the Northeast
Nope. Not a strictly Florida type of crime. Their state just happens to have different laws making videos MORE accessible to the public and open records requests.
I need to talk to your SARGENT for that comment.
Well thank you Capt K!! I was gonna use that comment. You could've brought in that sex offender, special forces, and police officer Jeremy D's name. He deserves honerable mention. 🤣😂
Before clicking this video, I thought to myself, "This has to be in Florida."
Micro, I thought the same
This dude was very practiced with these lies. He's been telling people he's a retired cop for a LONG, LONG TIME.
I would LOVE to see the cop interview of him back at the station trying to explain himself! That would be some peak cringe material!
he had that division memorized
I just read an article about him and one of his neighbors said that he told them he was a retired officer.
Also, his wife totally snitched his bitch ass out, straight up telling the cops he’s not a cop. 😂
Yeah, he fake retired 20 years ago, he's had long time telling this lie.
We need part 2
@@Darkpara1 He even had the "... nineteen years..." so it sounds more accurate and credible.
Whenever I see accomplished liars like these guys - there's another serial police impersonator called Jeremy Dewitte who is all over RUclips and *very* worth watching because of the entertainment value of his lies and antics - it amazes me that they can bullshit without any stuttering or nerves.
My dad is a retired cop. He has his retired ID and has never, ever said something along the lines of “I’ve seen stuff you wouldn’t believe”
Liar
Same. My old man was a police Captain and on the Job for 25 years. Been retired since 2005 and never leaves the house without his retired ID and if he heard that cheesy line he would cringe into next week 😂
Your dad wasn't a real cop
How does he find the guts to pull this off
Never mind
😂😂🤣🤣😂 I see what you did there!😂🤣🤣😂🤣
Omg you win the internet today! Thank you! 😂
You win the internet today. 😂
Hahaha nice
🏆🏆🏆🏆
He should call Jeremy Dewitte with Metro State to get him verified federally.
Right.. 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
State registered** lol
Bail bond officer, real police officer. Close enough. 😂😂
I have gotten the impression that people who work WITH law enforcement end up convincing themselves they are in the same category as real law enforcement and put various lights on their car, or flash their security badge at someone to intimidate them...
And it's always a traffic issue!
volvo09 There was a county clerk who worked in the courthouse who put lights on their car and was actively pulling people over..needless to say he got to see the courts from a totally different perspective after he was caugh 😂
I hope they’re gentle with him because added stress can bring on early labour.
3 minutes in and he already gives himself away with the things he’s saying … 100% NOT A COP !!!!! A real cop wouldn’t say “I’ve seen things you never imagine” right away to another cop!!
Facts!
You are 100% correct!
Literally heard the chief of police of a neighboring town say the exact same thing
Also why did he not know that a driver's licence is a form of ID. When asked if he had ID.
@@caseyc4516 lol I’ve also heard a cop say this to career military guy. They say it lol
Can he have his baby in jail? He’s due any minute.
Sure thing....and Jeremy is going to be the godparent.
Triplets! 😂😃
He looks exactly like the kind of guy who would buy a 10 year old Mercedes and put blue lights on.
Maybe the chip crisis forced him to buy the ten year used Benz.
to pull in the development.
😂😂😂😂🤣🤦♂️🤣😂🤦♂️🤣😂😂
Try more like a 15-20 year old Mercedes lol
Lol
What kind of satisfaction does this man get by telling a random person, I've seen shit I wish you never have to see.
Retired cop but doesn’t know his license is his ID also 🤦♂️😂
Retired cops have retired peace officer IDs and badges.
I thought the same 😏
Cops carry around police ID's, that is what the real cop was asking for. Most civilians think ID just means driver's license, but a cop asking another cop for his ID means the Police ID. The police badge means nothing, the police ID is what proves a person is a cop or not.
Police ID is not a DL smfh goof
Mad props to the dispatch lady, I don't know how she manages to dispatch every single municipality in the United States simultaneously but I'm sure it takes plenty of committment 💯
I will never understand how they all sound exactly the same
Lmfao 🤣 best comment
😂🤣😂🤣 I. Am. Dead. Such an underrated comment
That's very funny!
😄😄😄👌👍👍
I think your comment should have been pinned.
Good dispatchers should be protected like an endangered species. Special guys and gals that's for sure
"I have seen shit you just wish you guys wouldn't see" like the time I squeezed into a Marine uniform I found at a garage sale and tried to get a free Memorial Day meal at Denny's.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙏👍
There's a video like that. Waitress and a trucker reamed the phony, but good!
😹😹😹😹😹😹💀
I gotta see that video 😂
He may have seen a lot of things, but definitely not his feet
Or his mushroom 😂😂😂
He has potential as a future metro state employee.
Nah, Metro State has been shut down. The Jeremy Dimwit saga is over. At least for a couple of years.
Metro State never dies!
Idk if he could ride a motorcycle though
@@davc6879 they've got super duties and other vehicles lol
I don't think he could pass Jeremy's funeral escort obstacle course.
His nephew is Jeremy dewitte ,he'll vouch for him.
I had to come back to this comment after I learned who jermy was lol
@@AC-jh3pn OMG!!! You should look for all the Jeremy Dewitte related videos.
@@dsloop3907 once I watched one I realized I had seen them before lol.
He should be arrested for carrying triplets...
Haha right he looks 9 months pregnant
@@thereckoning5488 14 months at least.
He’s having 10 kids
Octo Dad lol lol
How dare you talk about a birthing person like that.
Hasn't seen his feet in years. And when he stated “I’ve seen things I wish you never would” he was referring to the time he saw himself in a full length mirror naked.
I know he wasn’t ever a cop when they went to arrest him and he didn’t start freaking out.
He should have made a a stament he also identifies as a police dog WOOF WOOF.
For me it was when he said he worked 19 years and retired in 1999. He's looking good for 60+ 😆
@@jon00769 Yeah if he's in his 60s that lines up. Many officers retire early with ptsd.
@@Zabarynbotger4588 According to the reports, he was 57 in this video, meaning he was 16 back in 1980.
@@jon00769 he looks that old and is only 3 years younger.
Stuff like this honestly hurts my brain. Why would ANYONE think that they could successfully impersonate law enforcement to actual law enforcement? I can't even begin to process the stupidity behind it.
This is the realest form of stupidity
Pathologic compulsion, they have to, there is no rationale.
People still think trump won the election and that it was rigged…lol
That's actually not that hard if you're a good impersonator. People have impersonated physicians and everything else for years without ever being really related to the job before, they get their knowledge from books and other media beforehand. On the other hand they are also auto didactic learners and very good at reading their opponent. Usually those guys only get busted after years and some little coincidences like a wrong name on documents etc. This guy though is certainly not one of those...
@@bogeydope3022 catch me if you can is not a depiction of normal everyday life.
Turns out he’s a retired bail bondsman and currently working at a hotel as a janitor 🤦🏻♀️ it’s so annoying when he refers to people as “my guys” the way he lies like it’s nothing and name dropping is insane!! He’s that type of guy who hangs out with people like he’s the most important person in the room telling fake stories to make himself seem so bad a** 🤦🏻♀️
People like that don't realize how insecure they look to people. They think that everyone is so impressed when, in reality, they just ooze weakness and immaturity.
"director of engineering at embassy suites" = janitor 😂
@@lowereastsideastrologist7769 🤣🤣
"Director of Engineering and security" aka janitor😊😅
@@mrpresident5186 😂😂
More like 19 years maternity leave.
why are there so many impersonators in Florida? It’s amazing to see the lies roll of this guy’s tongue…
Florida seems to spawn some real doozies
Cocaine...PERIOD!
@@raintree3383 New York and NJ likely the origin of spawn. But still.. haha.
lot of old weirdos there, either born there or migrated from somewhere else. they got nothing but time to waste.
Probably has something to do with the far right crowd that has lifted LEOs into being faultless heros. People think hey, I can probably slip into this community better if they think I'm a hero.
With about 19 years of lying experience, you’d think he had a convincing story by now.
He literally talked himself into jail 😂 all he had to do is be honest about the lights and never say he was a cop and he more than likely would’ve just gotten a ticket
He really took a big strange gamble to live out his fantasy - to do it in front of other cops, to be validated by them was probably his biggest dream, and he just couldn't pass up the opportunity
No, of course he didn't literally talk himself into jail. Figuratively though, he did. I.e. the opposite of literally.
Stop abusing the word "literally".
He talked so he literally did
Metro state will hire you in a heartbeat.
Any time the cops offer you some bottled water, you're going straight to jail lmao
And they never give you bottled water till hours later.. :(
He brought up not pulling people over so many times without the officers saying anything about other than “blue lights”
After my 11 years in full time fire and being a Trooper for 5 years…. Anyone who says something like, “I’ve seen shit you guys can’t comprehend.”… They lying. People who’ve seen it don’t brag about it.
You're absolutely right. You can tell when they're liars when they start bragging about a vague past thats totally made up.
always a telltale sign, he went from conveying information ("yes") to convincing information ("yes, and i've seen shit you don't want to"). the latter is the sign of a liar. kinda like did you kill that girl? no vs. no I would never do that ask anybody who knows me.
That what my brother said about people that lie about being in the military.
Anyone with more than 1-2 years in the streets CAN comprehend, and since the memories stir up the PTSD demons, they’d much prefer those topics not being raised in the first place. Worst question you can ask a cop, medic, fireman or soldier is “whats the worst thing you’ve ever seen”?
@@Dfhawk I don't know if I'd use that as a blanket definition for all people who's had truama. I know plenty of war-fighters that enjoyed combat and sleep good at night. I run with a lot of LEO's as well -- The ones who last are usually built with a brain that helps them handle terrible shit and cope with it.
Not unlike a successful garden, it takes WORK to grow a gut like that. True dedication.
“I have seen some shit that i wish you guys would wish that somebody could have wanted us to never wish could have be seen.”
- Ex bail bondsman
He has an autistic son and hates the security guards in his housing development… *How is that not the same thing as being a police officer❓❗️*
😂
Good one😂
@@Maggie-rr8gi 😂
😂😂Best comment! Seriously!
😳 I think it’s crazy when people can rest their arms on their belly like that.
That belly...wow.
It’s really a life goal
@@dakotamcavoy524 😆. Fuck dude. Hope yah live long enough!!!
It's even more impressive when a chick does it on her tits 😉
He's that guy that you know always bullshits to everyone but no-one can be bothered to tell him they know he's a bullshitter.
Oh don’t ever say no one, I’m that guy that calls em out. I grew up with one so can spot em from a mile away. I’ll let the ones I don’t know slide but if I have to hear that bullshit on a daily basis I’ll call them straight out.
You and your friends give eachother "the look" then continue letting the dude drone on with his fake story.
@@tsdobbi yea..lol
Even if people told him, he would still continue. I used to know someone who was a liar like this guy, and everyone around him would call him out for his bullshit and point out inconsistencies and times when what he was claiming was different to what other people experienced. He still lied constantly despite knowing that everyone knows he was talking complete shit.
Yeah I grew up with one of those guys too in my group of friends. We still joke about him. He had one of those inferiority complexes I guess and always needed to one up everyone and invent things that he never did or claimed to own things that he never owned
He’s not retired. He’s on maternity leave.