Fake Cop Brags About 19 Years on the Job

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  • @gtoger
    @gtoger 2 года назад +2374

    Jeez, Jeremy has really let himself go.

    • @lizgiroux8905
      @lizgiroux8905 2 года назад +37

      Lost his toupee too!! Lmaooo

    • @Jbonesaa
      @Jbonesaa 2 года назад +54

      I was literally gonna make a dewitte joke then I saw this. Lol a fellow man of culture

    • @opieutt9038
      @opieutt9038 2 года назад +15

      I want to poke him with a pin, see if he flies backward into space

    • @jposika540
      @jposika540 2 года назад +9

      lol. I was thinking the same thing.

    • @ISOCZAR
      @ISOCZAR 2 года назад +13

      🤣 this is going to be him when he gets out of prison

  • @Stephen-rb7mp
    @Stephen-rb7mp 2 года назад +4976

    He's not retired, he's just getting ready to go out for maternity leave

    • @Dawnbreaker884
      @Dawnbreaker884 2 года назад +68

      Lmao 😂

    • @jayremie5705
      @jayremie5705 2 года назад +113

      Yeah right, God damn his liver bout to burst.

    • @anthonysamatis6991
      @anthonysamatis6991 2 года назад +101

      Guy looks like he's about to have triplets

    • @lisamaxick8899
      @lisamaxick8899 2 года назад +54

      I thought he was having quads! No way he spent one day doing what these heros do day in and out. I wonder what it is like in the heads of these idiots!

    • @larrypaculdar3255
      @larrypaculdar3255 2 года назад +15

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @A92_
    @A92_ Год назад +1129

    One day he looked at himself in the mirror and said *"I am retired police officer now"*

  • @lawnchair8716
    @lawnchair8716 Год назад +579

    3:56 It’s DISGUSTING that these Officers are harassing someone 9 months pregnant

  • @ParadiseBae
    @ParadiseBae 2 года назад +3084

    Ever since my first dose of Jeremy Dewitt, I have been addicted to fake cop videos ever since.

    • @ky1ebetts
      @ky1ebetts 2 года назад +99

      Stolen valor has some decent vids of idiots pretending to be combat veterans. You may also enjoy. 😊

    • @boydcrowder6130
      @boydcrowder6130 2 года назад +115

      GET THE F#CK OUT OF MY FUNERAL!!!

    • @maureencarey6548
      @maureencarey6548 2 года назад +11

      me too !

    • @21572235
      @21572235 2 года назад +14

      😂😂😂yo this comment is the truth

    • @GravityDAD
      @GravityDAD 2 года назад +21

      it certainly is an itch that cannot be scratched lol

  • @apollyonkatastrefia1586
    @apollyonkatastrefia1586 2 года назад +833

    He's definitely a police man. He's been policing the buffet for years

    • @karlathompson3139
      @karlathompson3139 Год назад +6

      ❤😂

    • @DannyCosmos
      @DannyCosmos Год назад +30

      bro this gets funnier when you realize hes 57 in this video. he was born in 1964 he says he started in 1980 so he was 16 when he became a cop and retired at 35 lol surprised cops didnt notice when the saw is dob on his driver license

    • @coachman67
      @coachman67 Год назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that’s funny as hell!

    • @notshocked9590
      @notshocked9590 Год назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

    • @GREGORYABUTLER
      @GREGORYABUTLER Год назад +7

      #MealTeamSix

  • @johnproctor6438
    @johnproctor6438 2 года назад +3681

    “I’ve seen shit that you just wish you didn’t see”. Yep. Every time he takes a shower.

    • @maxrocatansky5516
      @maxrocatansky5516 2 года назад +25

      🤣

    • @mraycgz
      @mraycgz 2 года назад +40

      Which in itself seems rare.

    • @XrpAndy
      @XrpAndy 2 года назад +6

      I knew a guy named John proctor. You seem to Witty to be the one I knew lol

    • @larrypaculdar3255
      @larrypaculdar3255 2 года назад +15

      🤣🤣 you really got me with that one 🤣🤣

    • @lds_drive
      @lds_drive 2 года назад +2

      I wish you could tell that to his face. His pee pee (of what's left of it) would have shrunk.

  • @MrHydenSeek
    @MrHydenSeek Год назад +194

    "I have seen things" words said by no police officer when first meeting them.

    • @PastorJamesGillespie
      @PastorJamesGillespie 10 месяцев назад +15

      Ironically he hasn't seen his "thingy" in 19 years!

    • @oslamckercher2167
      @oslamckercher2167 8 месяцев назад +2

      I think you mean
      "I *seen* some things!"
      😅😅😅

    • @bossbonita1235
      @bossbonita1235 6 месяцев назад +2

      He watched “COLORS” back in the day- used that bullshit statement ever since

    • @InnerLuminosity
      @InnerLuminosity 5 месяцев назад

      ​@PastiorJamesGillespie I'm sure you have

    • @BillyD9094
      @BillyD9094 5 месяцев назад +4

      What they haven't seen is someone retiring 1 year shy of 20 unless he was kicked out.

  • @j.kelley1685
    @j.kelley1685 Год назад +180

    I guarantee neighbors were sick of this guy and they called it in and are sitting in their window with popcorn

  • @doriangreen3231
    @doriangreen3231 2 года назад +1045

    A retired cop who doesn’t know that a driver’s license is considered ID. Seems legit.

    • @Nostalgia_Addict
      @Nostalgia_Addict 2 года назад +49

      Even the cop was taken aback by it 😂

    • @vss1187
      @vss1187 2 года назад +11

      I said this same thing Lmao

    • @TampaJohn
      @TampaJohn 2 года назад +6

      True. I see no issues with that.

    • @svenjorgensen5
      @svenjorgensen5 2 года назад +28

      He just handed over his badge. He thought they were asking for his LEO ID.

    • @DJKinney
      @DJKinney 2 года назад +5

      Holy shit. So true.

  • @solofourohsixgaming
    @solofourohsixgaming 2 года назад +1278

    This guy told himself he was a cop so many times he actually believes it.

    • @slowjamcdub
      @slowjamcdub 2 года назад +14

      Sad

    • @adamf6582
      @adamf6582 2 года назад +20

      I was an MP for 6 years and we used to just mess with the stolen valors that would hang out off base at bars and sht I miss that so much I have so many videos we couldn’t arrest them, but damn it’s so much fun catching people in their bs lies

    • @eliwood9906
      @eliwood9906 2 года назад

      @@adamf6582 yeehaw! Stolen yalour y'all

    • @Adam-kk7nw
      @Adam-kk7nw 2 года назад +8

      @@adamf6582 ur doing good job as long u don't miss gender anyone and accept non binary. Transgender , identify as cat, dog, or the other 100 genders

    • @phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842
      @phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842 2 года назад +17

      @@Adam-kk7nw weirdo

  • @Blee48
    @Blee48 Год назад +60

    Even if a retired police officer, you can't have police lights on any vehicle. Let alone a Mercedes

    • @CookiExMonster1
      @CookiExMonster1 2 месяца назад +2

      Not allowed to flash badges either

    • @johncronin9540
      @johncronin9540 2 месяца назад +3

      Plus, he said he retired in 1999, but the car was manufactured in 2012. So he couldn’t have owned that car until at least a decade after retirement.

  • @veeganboy
    @veeganboy 2 года назад +1468

    I'm endlessly baffled by the sheer amount of people obsessed with driving around acting like they're the police! It's bizarre how they wrap their entire identity in some fantasy of being in Law Enforcement.

    • @mcrubar
      @mcrubar 2 года назад +105

      Now ask yourself how many of these people actually went to the police and still work there

    • @edensmith3747
      @edensmith3747 2 года назад +47

      My thing is why Invest so much time and money when is can just be a cop...

    • @sykovazquez7605
      @sykovazquez7605 2 года назад +18

      since bad boys the movie.

    • @dollarg1
      @dollarg1 2 года назад +3

      Psychos

    • @PKerusso
      @PKerusso 2 года назад +15

      Maybe he’s compensating ??

  • @duffman7065
    @duffman7065 2 года назад +646

    Another veteran from Metro State. We should thank him for his service.

    • @christorrence1114
      @christorrence1114 2 года назад +35

      Hell yes, Metro State keeping it real! I support their sacrifices, They have seen some shit.

    • @demetriojrarcena6622
      @demetriojrarcena6622 2 года назад +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @comfortablynumb9342
      @comfortablynumb9342 2 года назад +26

      This dude could be Jeremy's cellmate. I bet they'd share war stories about jumping into Afghanistan with the SEALs 🤣

    • @htoodoh1
      @htoodoh1 2 года назад +3

      @@comfortablynumb9342 😂

    • @lidiabadillo8619
      @lidiabadillo8619 2 года назад +1

      Uh, no.

  • @NerdCosaNostra
    @NerdCosaNostra 2 года назад +710

    It’s crazy how he just stuck with his story, as if he was going to convince them without having the details verified.

    • @dennisrozman6362
      @dennisrozman6362 2 года назад +31

      The man just keeps doubling down.

    • @ek1046
      @ek1046 2 года назад +14

      Apparently he thinks his attempt at acting like a cop should matter more than physical evidence ha some people.

    • @TheChickenfu
      @TheChickenfu 2 года назад +1

      Dude must have some mental illness and no self awareness

    • @temujinkhan6326
      @temujinkhan6326 2 года назад +16

      Apparently he weas a bondsman so yeah he was a police officer like he said the same way alot of security guards thinks they are police officers and its 2022 we can just think what we want to be and supposedly we are suppose to believe that

    • @Adam-kk7nw
      @Adam-kk7nw 2 года назад +2

      He? Stop miss gender that person, u Wana get canceled from Twitter

  • @mrpayne123
    @mrpayne123 Год назад +24

    It’s a shame that he’s gonna give birth while incarcerated.

  • @lilmsgs
    @lilmsgs Год назад +220

    "I don't need to lie to you guys" "I'm not lying to you" says every liar trying to lie their way out of a situation.

    • @DerAptrgangr
      @DerAptrgangr Год назад +1

      I'm a known liar (like, to my friends, as a joke kind of thing) and it's actually really strange how "you shouldn't believe me, because I lie all the time, but I'm actually telling the truth *this time*" is actually a pretty effective way to sneak past someone's guard.
      Granted that's a different situation than "I don't need to lie to you, stranger, who has everyone reason to think I probably do need to lie to you" 😂😂🤦‍♂️

    • @RoadToStrength-nv8ei
      @RoadToStrength-nv8ei Месяц назад +1

      @@DerAptrgangr Bro a pro liar. Lies about lying 😭

  • @SGC511
    @SGC511 2 года назад +200

    "Not because I want to pull people over, 'cause I don't." Way to give it away dude. Nothing like denying the offense before they bring it up.

    • @chrisgrudge6964
      @chrisgrudge6964 2 года назад +14

      Lmao right? It’s like watching a kid lie

    • @mikeoster3198
      @mikeoster3198 2 года назад +3

      They brought it up in very beginning

    • @Astrussy
      @Astrussy 2 года назад +10

      For real, it’s like “Timmy, why is there Ice cream on your mouth?”
      “Uhh not because I ate ice cream, because I didn’t”

    • @LegendaryLashesLI
      @LegendaryLashesLI 2 года назад +1

      They did bring it up

    • @kevincalderon794
      @kevincalderon794 Год назад +1

      @@mikeoster3198 all they said was they got a call about a benz with blue lights. 😂

  • @justinobservation2455
    @justinobservation2455 2 года назад +637

    Tubby- “I would tell you stories that you wouldn’t believe”
    Cops- “that actually checks out… we haven’t believed ANYTHING you’ve told us”

  • @jessicalynnkinsleyfaith
    @jessicalynnkinsleyfaith Год назад +120

    He was a cop for 19 years but he doesn’t know that his ID means his license 😂🤣
    Also, he looks like he’s about to give birth lol
    “You carry too?”
    He’s like yeah, just this huge baby belly

    • @bornbranded29
      @bornbranded29 10 месяцев назад +1

      At least NYPD, I'd means an actual ID with your rank, height, DOB and file #

    • @BovineIntervention
      @BovineIntervention 2 месяца назад

      ​@@bornbranded29 thats what a drivers license has ..

  • @neoplasma1
    @neoplasma1 2 года назад +340

    His poor heart sank when the cop told him he was a bail bondsman. Reality sets in

    • @DeltaWhiskeyBravo13579
      @DeltaWhiskeyBravo13579 2 года назад +19

      I'm guessing he thinks that's the same thing.

    • @story-time-
      @story-time- 2 года назад +19

      @@DeltaWhiskeyBravo13579 ld like to offer you a job!!! Motor 1 moving

    • @junbuggonzalez3759
      @junbuggonzalez3759 Год назад +4

      @Peter Angles heavy fine for lights. anything with a fine is legal... until you get caught or too poor to keep paying fine.

    • @tiathetaurus
      @tiathetaurus Год назад +2

      So he has money and this is what he chooses to do with his time…

    • @paulpolpiboon9535
      @paulpolpiboon9535 Год назад +1

      And he mentions "oh btw you're under arrest"

  • @kellyperry6749
    @kellyperry6749 2 года назад +438

    You know whoever called the cops on him is watching through their window laughing n getting so much satisfaction watching this unfold.😁

    • @elcabo5367
      @elcabo5367 2 года назад +6

      They’ll come over there next. They always investigate who called

    • @freepalestine7630
      @freepalestine7630 2 года назад +1

      Probably his wife called the cops on him. 😇 I think he swallowed his wife and their dogs. Look at that belly, it looks like it's about to pop 💣💥

    • @Kng9929
      @Kng9929 2 года назад +6

      @@elcabo5367 they act like their you’re friends but really know who did it

    • @ericmontanez7276
      @ericmontanez7276 2 года назад +4

      The security guy

    • @MarySmith-bc7mf
      @MarySmith-bc7mf 2 года назад +13

      It doesn’t matter who called, this pos need’s to be arrested. He’s a liar and a criminal.

  • @curseup
    @curseup 2 года назад +295

    They told him they got a call about blue lights on a red benz and he says he didn't pull anyone over. Nice way to confess when they didn't even mention the part about pulling people over.

    • @Darkpara1
      @Darkpara1 2 года назад +9

      I'm sure the cop noticed that.

    • @rebeccahetrick6576
      @rebeccahetrick6576 2 года назад +10

      He said it twice before they even walked up to the car with him..

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss 2 года назад +3

      Well technically that's not a confession

    • @mrbisshie
      @mrbisshie 2 года назад +1

      Speaking of blue lights, why does that cop car that fake cop got put in have a bright blue led in the back seat?

    • @LottiDotti76
      @LottiDotti76 2 года назад +3

      @@mrbisshiemost likely to illuminate the suspect for a camera without making the light bright white which would cause issues when driving. I am sure it is something along those lines.

  • @ericgilbert56
    @ericgilbert56 10 месяцев назад +12

    Even if he was a real retired PD, He would have to know Red and Blue lights in your personal vehicle is not legal,. Very stupid.

  • @guitarofdestiny
    @guitarofdestiny 2 года назад +584

    10:55 "Luitenent Grass" as he looks around at the yards in his neighborhood. If Luitenent Grass isn't available they can try to contact Sergeant Window or Captain Driveway 😂

  • @Zakster90
    @Zakster90 2 года назад +816

    If you’re gonna lie about being a cop, maybe you shouldn’t lie about being a cop in the exact city they are questioning you in LOL. He should’ve picked Fairbanks Alaska or some shit

    • @BunnyWhole
      @BunnyWhole 2 года назад +1

      lol, that wouldn't go down well here. more than likely get himself into a bad situation if he did

    • @boydcrowder6130
      @boydcrowder6130 2 года назад +6

      I was thinking the same thing man..

    • @ericyoung2136
      @ericyoung2136 2 года назад +54

      He could've said he was a sicario for the Sinaloa Cartel, and it would be more believable.

    • @RobD-jq7ry
      @RobD-jq7ry 2 года назад +5

      @@opieutt9038 that story checks out. Have a nice night officer.

    • @WilbertMoore
      @WilbertMoore 2 года назад +8

      Reno, Nevada maybe

  • @susanfraser6371
    @susanfraser6371 2 года назад +1285

    It's amazing how compulsive liars who are THAT bad at lying genuinely think that people will believe them. 🙄

    • @danielr.6905
      @danielr.6905 2 года назад +30

      @@michaelw482 some things are black and white. I’m my opinion, when a persons reality is distorted then they are mentally ill. When people distort reality it’s to gain respect or attention which they normally can’t get. It’s not a pity party it’s pathetic.

    • @justinbean4429
      @justinbean4429 2 года назад +22

      @@michaelw482 Mental health is a sorry excuse. We all have some sort of mental things going on. If you are not strong enough to deal with it, thats your own problem. So tired of people using mental health as an excuse

    • @susanfraser6371
      @susanfraser6371 2 года назад +9

      @Jared Lee Of course that is true in most cases, but in this instance I think it was pretty obvious he was telling tall tales.

    • @superdave1263
      @superdave1263 2 года назад +11

      You won’t find a bigger bullshitter than a wannabe cop.

    • @susanfraser6371
      @susanfraser6371 2 года назад +6

      @@superdave1263 I worked with someone like that years ago. He had been a customs officer at the airport before coming to work in our department as a security officer. He used to brag about how he enjoyed strip searching people. He also wanted to carry handcuffs in our building to detain people - and he suspected everyone of criminal behavior. He was a bully and a liar, and made our lives miserable. While he might have fit into a DSM personality disorder category he was definitely NOT mentally ill.

  • @CS-ys4sy
    @CS-ys4sy Год назад +33

    I can just picture the whole neighborhood out there watching this fool!

  • @Ahkbar4Life
    @Ahkbar4Life 2 года назад +669

    Crazy how people lie so easy, you can tell he’s been telling that lie his whole life

    • @BlueLineChop
      @BlueLineChop 2 года назад +29

      The part I knew he was full of it when he said “he’s seen ‘stuff’ he wishes he never seen”. No one talks about that kind of stuff not police not military.

    • @dizzlebizzle8424
      @dizzlebizzle8424 2 года назад +6

      @@BlueLineChop exactly, that is a dead give away of stolen valor types

    • @BlueLineChop
      @BlueLineChop 2 года назад +3

      @kwnyupstate 😂😂😂😂

    • @mikep7361
      @mikep7361 2 года назад +5

      I feel so embarrassed for him. He probably feels no shame lol.

    • @BlueLineChop
      @BlueLineChop 2 года назад +8

      @@mikep7361 I honestly feel bad for his “wife”. She probably married him because of his lies and this is how she found out

  • @andrewmichael345
    @andrewmichael345 2 года назад +509

    Officer: "Your a police officer?"
    Fake Guy: "Yes.."
    Officer: "Who did you serve with?"
    Fake guy: " Paw Patrol"

    • @Kreepinsgirl
      @Kreepinsgirl 2 года назад +9

      Thats a good name for K9 unit

    • @MsLiz-rh7uj
      @MsLiz-rh7uj 2 года назад +6

      😂

    • @hoyden1960
      @hoyden1960 2 года назад +14

      That’s a slam on Paw Patrol. 🤣

    • @KiomonDuck
      @KiomonDuck 2 года назад

      Paw Patrol wouldn't take him. He couldn't pass the psych evaluation. They see shit he couldn't handle.

    • @ManoloSeFue
      @ManoloSeFue 2 года назад +17

      Bruh. My 3 year old son served too. I thank him for his service.

  • @aaronlisitza2324
    @aaronlisitza2324 2 года назад +312

    Anyone who brags about "the shit they've seen", is probably not telling the truth.

    • @swizzybk1665
      @swizzybk1665 2 года назад +19

      Listen man you have no idea the things i seen back in WW2

    • @toomeyeh1
      @toomeyeh1 2 года назад +19

      Yepp. A friendly message to all civilians, if you meet a vet who is eager to tell "bad ass war stories", they were 100% not doing whatever they claim in the legend.

    • @MrDrManPerson
      @MrDrManPerson 2 года назад +7

      This is so true. As someone who has seen some shit like I don't even want to talk about it. It's a curse knowing something so gross.

    • @GetTheFO
      @GetTheFO 2 года назад +1

      @@toomeyeh1 The only time I ever talk about fucked up shit is as learning experience for my preceptees, other than that it really isn’t anything people need to hear about lmao

    • @milkwithsauce1536
      @milkwithsauce1536 2 года назад +4

      @@GetTheFO Therapist is the only living soul who hears any of the real bad stuff

  • @laterferaligatr2947
    @laterferaligatr2947 Год назад +30

    Always nice to see a pregnant father

  • @phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842
    @phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842 2 года назад +212

    Dude is equivalent of “i was in the military but I can’t tell you what I did” guy

    • @childishgambino4845
      @childishgambino4845 2 года назад +2

      I wish ppl could be arrested for lying about military service!
      My moms EX husband, my: grandfather, 😢uncle, best friend, ex fiancé and a plethora of cousins & friends are military/ex military. My uncle was KIA/POW & had suffered mentally until his death (largely due to neglect bc of his mental state) & just knowing what these people endure, makes me respect them sooo much.
      My moms CURRENT husband found out that my mkms ex husvand is militart and he lied & said he "was military" as well. He thought he could just breeze right thru it, but I questioned him HARD & he failed. The dummy had the nerve to tell me that you DONT take test in the army to promote to the next rank. At the time, my ex fiancé was studying for staff Sargent so, somehow the topic came up--but my ex wasnt there for the convo & my moms husband swore up and DOWN that i was wrong smh.
      I cant WAIT until he runs into someone that cares enough to bust him.
      I asked him what he went to tech school for & he couldnt answer. I asked for his MOS, he told me he didn't have one and that i didnt know what i was talking about smh

    • @grizzlywhisker
      @grizzlywhisker 2 года назад +3

      @@childishgambino4845 You can be, stolen valor is a federal offense, they consider it "impersonating a government official."

    • @doubleghod
      @doubleghod 2 года назад +3

      There is a half dozen spots where the cops could pull their car but they choose to leave it in the middle of the roadway. They always pull display this rude and inconsiderate behavior. It is as if they actually enjoy impeding traffic. Everyone has to stop and wait for the long arm of the law to wave them through. They just waste the time of innocent motorists.

    • @luigivincenz3843
      @luigivincenz3843 2 года назад +1

      @@childishgambino4845 Stolen Valor. Look it up. There are some geniuses going around they're Delta Force or Marine Recon. My relatives who were in the armed forces don't even say where exactly they're deployed for crying out loud.

    • @sempero4355
      @sempero4355 2 года назад +2

      It’s always the I’ve seen sh*t you wish you’d never see. They all say that.

  • @RedBud315
    @RedBud315 2 года назад +480

    He's not really retired. He's on Donut Disability from too many donuts during the years of service he never did.

  • @stewiegriffin88
    @stewiegriffin88 2 года назад +116

    🤦‍♂️ Just bc you have the belly of a 19 yr veteran doesn't mean your a cop bro...

    • @Lionkingswagg
      @Lionkingswagg 2 года назад +6

      That’s the belly of a current officer so you really have to check

    • @zephyrr914
      @zephyrr914 2 года назад +5

      That’s donuts in there.

    • @NicCageForPresident2024
      @NicCageForPresident2024 2 года назад +3

      If he was smart he would have said that his retirement credentials and badge are in his safety deposit box at a bank or in a storage unit or something like that.
      Even better yet maybe just don't be a fake cop pulling people over.

    • @Monica0978
      @Monica0978 2 года назад +2

      I live in Texas. The thick are thick down here.😂

    • @RONPEE-STINGER
      @RONPEE-STINGER 2 года назад +1

      His stomach is perfectly round
      Like a beach ball

  • @Gu3ssWhatsN3XT
    @Gu3ssWhatsN3XT Год назад +473

    When someone says “I’ve seen things I wish you never would” I already start to think they’re fake. No actual person who’s been through that shit is gonna say it as if it’s some kind of flex or bragging right. Leos, military vets, active duty. None of them are gonna say that. That’s stuff we’d usually not just want to openly talk about especially when no one even brought it up 😂

    • @HawkFire74
      @HawkFire74 Год назад +30

      @JR I can see that being the case, but probably not with how this guy said it. It sounds less like he's saying "it messed me up" and more like he's bragging that "I've been through worse shit than you guys"

    • @lezlethal
      @lezlethal Год назад +33

      ​@@JR-dv2vwbut normally they don't bring it up in casual conversation. Unless they are trying to boost their rep.

    • @bitaarmaments8004
      @bitaarmaments8004 Год назад +6

      That was along my thoughts, a very awful sense of humor that can’t be used around the unprepared is a much better clue to being law enforcement.

    • @lm2872
      @lm2872 Год назад +18

      @@bitaarmaments8004 as someone who worked in the emergency scene not Police work but ive dealt with some Trauma and life threatening situations, we usually never brag about it nor bring it up, everyone in that industry knows what we go through and we never really talk about it unless people ask or bring it up, we'd never go into detail either so as soon as he even said Ive been through worse shit than you guys I knew hes talking shit.

    • @alejandroquintanilla1031
      @alejandroquintanilla1031 Год назад +6

      He said it nervously at the same time trying to hard

  • @robj2362
    @robj2362 2 года назад +233

    He said he's the Director of Engineering and Security for Embassy Suites. Creative way of saying your the maintenance guy. 🙄

  • @slovoshowmax9930
    @slovoshowmax9930 2 года назад +84

    I'm experiencing intense second hand embarrassment 😵‍💫

    • @xgoatface
      @xgoatface 2 года назад +3

      I get that all the time when I watch videos like this lol
      Sometimes it’s hard to watch lol 😂

  • @kaburgess69
    @kaburgess69 2 года назад +292

    Cop: Sir, are you a cop?
    Man: You better figure it out real quick, f*ckboy!!! Don't you worry about it, I'm a state certified agent!!!

  • @MrWeezybabi
    @MrWeezybabi 11 месяцев назад +14

    I'm a Michelin star chef, In reality I make fries at mcdonald's 😆 same thing though 🤣

  • @jackdanson2
    @jackdanson2 Год назад +80

    I was once visiting my 85+ year old great grandmother in the hospital. She asked me to grab something from her purse and to my surprise there was a revolver in her purse. At the time carrying concealed in my state was illegal. I asked her about it and she got upset with me and yelled "My husband is a police officer, I can carry a gun!". Her husband had passed away about 15 years before that, and he had been retired from policing for another 20 before that. I told her I wasn't so sure how the "my husband was a police officer during the Korean war" defense would go.

  • @Whipped_Creamy
    @Whipped_Creamy 2 года назад +113

    "I've seen sh#t I wish you wouldn't see" ugh that made me cringe so hard.

  • @88mphDrBrown
    @88mphDrBrown 2 года назад +49

    "Yeah, my old partner grass, our boss was lieutenant house, his nickname was spider."
    Dude really thought he could "Usual suspects" his way into convincing them he's legit. 😆 🤣 😂

    • @GenX1969
      @GenX1969 10 месяцев назад

      Officer Glass, yeah, George Glass

  • @hooligansgarage2883
    @hooligansgarage2883 Год назад +23

    “I’ve seen shit you wish you’ll never see! I watch a lot of CSI:Miami!” 🤣

  • @Kdubtru
    @Kdubtru 2 года назад +497

    "I've seen things you would NEVER wanna see"
    This is hilarious knowing at the end he worked as a bails bond LOL

    • @blakehenderson8828
      @blakehenderson8828 2 года назад +64

      I’m going to go out on a limb and say most people who use that line haven’t seen shit in person

    • @drjohnsonhungwell5115
      @drjohnsonhungwell5115 2 года назад +9

      He'll see some things they wouldn't want to see in the slammer

    • @RefugeeOfModernity
      @RefugeeOfModernity 2 года назад +5

      that line gave me goosebumps tbh.

    • @LauraLancealot
      @LauraLancealot 2 года назад +8

      Well now, that may very well may true in context to his current job as a maintenance man for Embassy Suites 🤭

    • @yngve6640
      @yngve6640 2 года назад +8

      Maybe this guy has "jumped in Fallujah" to ?

  • @TheFreshPeddler
    @TheFreshPeddler 2 года назад +429

    Lets not be too tough on him, its hard being a first time mom, especially when youre an old man.

    • @D007-u8e
      @D007-u8e 2 года назад +18

      It’s twice as hard with twins!

    • @dnache7553
      @dnache7553 2 года назад +5

      😂

    • @sarahlu7797
      @sarahlu7797 2 года назад +3

      🤦‍♀️😆😂😂😂

    • @CarlAquaForce
      @CarlAquaForce 2 года назад +5

      I wonder if he chest feeds 🤔

    • @solowri5100
      @solowri5100 2 года назад +6

      Well done. One of the best comments so far!

  • @jamesc.temple5615
    @jamesc.temple5615 2 года назад +124

    I hope his pregnancy ended well with all this stress this put him through! He looks like he’s around 13 months

  • @Justexposingevil
    @Justexposingevil 6 месяцев назад +6

    Tell LEO that you've seen shit that you wished you hadn't when they are the ones who see shit day in and day out that would cause him to go into labor. Stolen valor is disgusting.

  • @jrich52804
    @jrich52804 2 года назад +83

    When officers spoke with Montesino's wife, she told them her husband had never been a cop but was at one time a bail bondsman, the report said.
    They should have talked to her first and saved time!

  • @nk-dw2hm
    @nk-dw2hm 2 года назад +386

    I wonder if he was honest with his wife. Imagine finding out like this that your spouse had been lying about everything for years or decades

    • @tcolondovich2996
      @tcolondovich2996 2 года назад +49

      Yeah, imagine if you were dumb enough to believe that guy for even 30 seconds. You deserve him as a partner.

    • @johnproctor6438
      @johnproctor6438 2 года назад +25

      She isn’t his wife. She’s the babysitter. Just another of his lies😂

    • @ky1ebetts
      @ky1ebetts 2 года назад +29

      Well you can see he is obviously expecting, so he probably IS the wife.

    • @stevesmith775
      @stevesmith775 2 года назад +6

      It’s his sister not his wife lol

    • @timlewis2068
      @timlewis2068 2 года назад +27

      @@stevesmith775 plot twist - she's both!

  • @johnpinedo73
    @johnpinedo73 2 года назад +92

    I don’t know what amazes me more. The size of his belly or the audacity of his lies?

    • @katekat1064
      @katekat1064 2 года назад +4

      It is like Pinocchio.....except instead of his nose getting bigger his stomach gets bigger.

    • @TheRoyalNewspaper
      @TheRoyalNewspaper 2 года назад +1

      @@katekat1064 LMFAOOOOOO 💀💀💀💀

  • @XCHADHIGGINSX
    @XCHADHIGGINSX Год назад +53

    Many people ask why someone would do this. These are the type of people who want to feel powerful and superior to other people. They want to be feared and respected. Those blue lights do exactly that. Also it could be a bit of that 8 year old super hero fantasy that never went away. The scary part is many people with this complex actually do end up joining the force.

    • @host_arnold6187
      @host_arnold6187 Год назад +2

      Really? I’ve interacted with maybe a dozen cops and never had an encounter like that. Are you just guessing, or do you have some evidence for this defamation?

    • @XCHADHIGGINSX
      @XCHADHIGGINSX Год назад

      @@host_arnold6187 yes, search RUclips. I don't think it's a stretch to think some police officers might be indulging a hero fantasy.

    • @lawrencescales9864
      @lawrencescales9864 Год назад

      @@host_arnold6187well, my step father was an officer and quit because a lot of the guys where wanna be tyrants and bullies. He’d studied law and found the lack of knowledge/disregard for it by other officers upsetting. He’s been working in criminal defense and now family law for twenty years now, but still seems to take away a lot- good and bad- from his stint as a cop.

    • @justintaylor3569
      @justintaylor3569 Год назад

      @@host_arnold6187 bootlicker

    • @MishaThePolly_Therian
      @MishaThePolly_Therian 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@host_arnold6187just watch a few police audits and you will see. Or look at statistics! What profession is most common for domestic violence perps to have? Officers?

  • @nickferraris9143
    @nickferraris9143 2 года назад +328

    Dude straight up looks like he is hiding a beach ball under his t-shirt.

    • @louskunt9798
      @louskunt9798 2 года назад +16

      A very large beach ball that’s been overinflated to twice it’s size. 🤦‍♂️

    • @crackerjack5210
      @crackerjack5210 2 года назад +29

      He identifies as pregnant.

    • @zephyrr914
      @zephyrr914 2 года назад +11

      @@louskunt9798 thank God he had a shirt on

    • @LauraLancealot
      @LauraLancealot 2 года назад +6

      Yeah he's most definitely on get in my belly status for sure

    • @cherylebbing199
      @cherylebbing199 2 года назад +4

      Actually this man probably has a heart condition. I heard that people with this kind of belly really have heart issues. Just saying. : (

  • @marksimmons3245
    @marksimmons3245 2 года назад +469

    He is the long lost "SARGENT " Jeremy refers to in his videos.

    • @williamradu6450
      @williamradu6450 2 года назад +7

      Hahahahahaha

    • @DawnPatrol21
      @DawnPatrol21 2 года назад +5

      LOL.

    • @jackmehoff1565
      @jackmehoff1565 2 года назад +28

      That is a federally protected name if you use it again I'm going going to contact my lieutenant and charges will be filed

    • @Iscommonsensecommon_1
      @Iscommonsensecommon_1 2 года назад +6

      Bwhahahahaha I spit my water all over the place!!!

    • @louskunt9798
      @louskunt9798 2 года назад +8

      Blahahahh!! Sergeant! SERGEANT!!

  • @Dan_Ben_Michael
    @Dan_Ben_Michael 2 года назад +300

    “Can anyone verify who you are?”
    “I worked with Officer Jim Lahey. Tell him it’s Randy Bo-Bandy!”

    • @searchBLOC941
      @searchBLOC941 2 года назад +17

      He said Sgt. Joe Mocha in Miami Beach! Yea, and the two Dutch Brothers remember me. Cap'n Star Bucksly and Chief Raid Eeoshack also know me. We worked homie-sides down there on Pike's Peak.
      Officers: oh yeah, what kind of cruisers did ya'll have?
      Moron: We had the PT's. Fast lil buggers, they could almost hatch your back.

    • @sergoldenhandthejust1495
      @sergoldenhandthejust1495 2 года назад +25

      Nah that's Phil Collins.... You looking at my gut????

    • @pnklysmooth9888
      @pnklysmooth9888 2 года назад +13

      Guy tried to pull a Ricky “uhhh yeah I’m uh Corey Lahey, you know Jim right…. Just a big misunderstanding here boys “

    • @slimjim63
      @slimjim63 2 года назад +2

      LMFAO

    • @Misterprepper
      @Misterprepper 2 года назад +5

      I know Jim yeah oh okay we’re good here have a good day.

  • @jasonscott7988
    @jasonscott7988 Месяц назад +6

    "Did this car used to be white?"
    "No, why?"
    "Because the registration says silver."

  • @MyGrace2You
    @MyGrace2You 2 года назад +120

    What a role model. Spent years having a career before starting his family. Worried his water would break from the stress.

  • @femmebrulee5053
    @femmebrulee5053 Год назад +212

    He was 57 in 2021 and had been retired for 22 years by retiring in 1999. Meaning he started his police career in 1980, so he was 17. I'l give him the benefit of the doubt and say he was 18 when he became a police officer. I've never, ever heard of an 18 year old police officer. Apparently his wife confirmed to the judge and court that he was never a police officer and that she wished he'd stop telling people he was.

    • @iamskippy
      @iamskippy Год назад

      He’s a decorated member of a *top secret* law enforcement agency
      🛑 *that definitely exists* 🛑
      and you don’t have *clearance* to know about. 🤫
      He was trained *how to be a nightmare* to the things that give _you_ nightmares❗️
      *Math … and logic … and calendars are what they taught the Green Beret sissies, not his 💪🏻 team❗️*

    • @mizzshortie907
      @mizzshortie907 Год назад +31

      Can only imagine how embarrassing he is

    • @Grawlix_Jungle
      @Grawlix_Jungle Год назад +6

      Where did you see the part about how she wished he'd stop telling people he was? I saw the news reports about her appearance at his bond hearing, but don't remember reading she said that part

    • @baddriversofthenorcalarea500
      @baddriversofthenorcalarea500 Год назад +17

      18 year old cops are more common than you would think…

    • @penskepc2374
      @penskepc2374 Год назад +5

      ​@@baddriversofthenorcalarea500extremely common

  • @TofuProductionCinema
    @TofuProductionCinema 2 года назад +248

    Let's all take a moment and appreciate how much of a perfect circle his stomach literally is.
    I'll bet he was a gravy seal too.

    • @61spindrift
      @61spindrift 2 года назад +6

      HKMediaChicago. Was thinking the same. I have never seen or heard of a more symmetrical belly. Look at it from the front, sides, top, bottom and it is a perfect circle. I think he took πr2 literally and had too many pies,

    • @ky1ebetts
      @ky1ebetts 2 года назад +1

      Underrated

    • @SmokeN.Mirrors
      @SmokeN.Mirrors 2 года назад +2

      I actually laughed out loud. This is comedy gold!!!!🤣

    • @cornbread2418
      @cornbread2418 2 года назад +7

      Meal team 6

    • @tonyascarlett2413
      @tonyascarlett2413 2 года назад +4

      GRAVY SEAL!!!🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

  • @justanything1117
    @justanything1117 2 месяца назад +3

    Imagine doing 19 and not the full 20 you need to draw a pension

  • @denishapayne9245
    @denishapayne9245 2 года назад +51

    The police really shouldn't harass a pregnant man. Could cause stress on the baby😒🙄🤣

    • @jeffdo9195
      @jeffdo9195 2 года назад

      The funny thing the liberals would actually think he was pregnant!!

  • @beesafesweetheart8738
    @beesafesweetheart8738 2 года назад +47

    His answers being so quick and the arms crossed says it all

  • @Heavyweight-kh8ss
    @Heavyweight-kh8ss 2 года назад +650

    Who in their right mind would wanna pretend to be a cop, especially in todays world???

  • @mcnugs7648
    @mcnugs7648 10 месяцев назад +5

    He said he's seen stuff as a DEA agent that he wishes no one else could see. Ironically, he personally could say that he hasn't seen his feet while standing since '99.

  • @Espi115
    @Espi115 2 года назад +512

    Florida has quite the thing for Police impersonations

    • @courtney3815
      @courtney3815 2 года назад +16

      @@xs650b8 now now…. Dumwhitte is a state certified hearse protection officer.

    • @Mike1614YT
      @Mike1614YT 2 года назад +12

      yeah Florida has a lot of crackpots. they all moved there from the Northeast

    • @toasted_.coconut
      @toasted_.coconut 2 года назад +20

      Nope. Not a strictly Florida type of crime. Their state just happens to have different laws making videos MORE accessible to the public and open records requests.

    • @boon240
      @boon240 2 года назад +12

      I need to talk to your SARGENT for that comment.

    • @josh3326
      @josh3326 2 года назад +4

      Well thank you Capt K!! I was gonna use that comment. You could've brought in that sex offender, special forces, and police officer Jeremy D's name. He deserves honerable mention. 🤣😂

  • @microtransactor6732
    @microtransactor6732 2 года назад +53

    Before clicking this video, I thought to myself, "This has to be in Florida."

  • @jaredburgess8381
    @jaredburgess8381 2 года назад +321

    This dude was very practiced with these lies. He's been telling people he's a retired cop for a LONG, LONG TIME.
    I would LOVE to see the cop interview of him back at the station trying to explain himself! That would be some peak cringe material!

    • @binkaboi8087
      @binkaboi8087 2 года назад +2

      he had that division memorized

    • @UpdoggWhattt
      @UpdoggWhattt 2 года назад

      I just read an article about him and one of his neighbors said that he told them he was a retired officer.
      Also, his wife totally snitched his bitch ass out, straight up telling the cops he’s not a cop. 😂

    • @Darkpara1
      @Darkpara1 2 года назад +3

      Yeah, he fake retired 20 years ago, he's had long time telling this lie.

    • @carolneaves3630
      @carolneaves3630 2 года назад +5

      We need part 2

    • @jaredburgess8381
      @jaredburgess8381 2 года назад +2

      @@Darkpara1 He even had the "... nineteen years..." so it sounds more accurate and credible.
      Whenever I see accomplished liars like these guys - there's another serial police impersonator called Jeremy Dewitte who is all over RUclips and *very* worth watching because of the entertainment value of his lies and antics - it amazes me that they can bullshit without any stuttering or nerves.

  • @CheesyNoodlez
    @CheesyNoodlez Год назад +20

    My dad is a retired cop. He has his retired ID and has never, ever said something along the lines of “I’ve seen stuff you wouldn’t believe”

    • @Arunjeet_vaper
      @Arunjeet_vaper Год назад +3

      Liar

    • @TikiTyler9
      @TikiTyler9 3 месяца назад +1

      Same. My old man was a police Captain and on the Job for 25 years. Been retired since 2005 and never leaves the house without his retired ID and if he heard that cheesy line he would cringe into next week 😂

    • @User_92020
      @User_92020 2 месяца назад

      Your dad wasn't a real cop

  • @siamhossain1479
    @siamhossain1479 2 года назад +210

    How does he find the guts to pull this off
    Never mind

    • @louskunt9798
      @louskunt9798 2 года назад +11

      😂😂🤣🤣😂 I see what you did there!😂🤣🤣😂🤣

    • @millerfisherman1989
      @millerfisherman1989 2 года назад +6

      Omg you win the internet today! Thank you! 😂

    • @howardsternisbatman
      @howardsternisbatman 2 года назад +4

      You win the internet today. 😂

    • @Im_7vJ
      @Im_7vJ 2 года назад +3

      Hahaha nice

    • @SmokeN.Mirrors
      @SmokeN.Mirrors 2 года назад +1

      🏆🏆🏆🏆

  • @luckyman9903
    @luckyman9903 2 года назад +67

    He should call Jeremy Dewitte with Metro State to get him verified federally.

  • @AlexM..
    @AlexM.. 2 года назад +59

    Bail bond officer, real police officer. Close enough. 😂😂

    • @volvo09
      @volvo09 2 года назад +4

      I have gotten the impression that people who work WITH law enforcement end up convincing themselves they are in the same category as real law enforcement and put various lights on their car, or flash their security badge at someone to intimidate them...
      And it's always a traffic issue!

    • @eriv4735
      @eriv4735 2 года назад

      volvo09 There was a county clerk who worked in the courthouse who put lights on their car and was actively pulling people over..needless to say he got to see the courts from a totally different perspective after he was caugh 😂

  • @scarlettroger1508
    @scarlettroger1508 7 месяцев назад +6

    I hope they’re gentle with him because added stress can bring on early labour.

  • @ianmeek83
    @ianmeek83 2 года назад +470

    3 minutes in and he already gives himself away with the things he’s saying … 100% NOT A COP !!!!! A real cop wouldn’t say “I’ve seen things you never imagine” right away to another cop!!

    • @hellomyfriends9740
      @hellomyfriends9740 2 года назад +9

      Facts!

    • @antoinecharles8085
      @antoinecharles8085 2 года назад +8

      You are 100% correct!

    • @caseyc4516
      @caseyc4516 2 года назад +23

      Literally heard the chief of police of a neighboring town say the exact same thing

    • @jacquelineharper-simmons12
      @jacquelineharper-simmons12 2 года назад +27

      Also why did he not know that a driver's licence is a form of ID. When asked if he had ID.

    • @Andrew-Ryan
      @Andrew-Ryan 2 года назад +16

      @@caseyc4516 lol I’ve also heard a cop say this to career military guy. They say it lol

  • @ronbenjamin4351
    @ronbenjamin4351 2 года назад +61

    Can he have his baby in jail? He’s due any minute.

  • @RockandrollNegro
    @RockandrollNegro 2 года назад +194

    He looks exactly like the kind of guy who would buy a 10 year old Mercedes and put blue lights on.

    • @Copwatchtv
      @Copwatchtv  2 года назад +45

      Maybe the chip crisis forced him to buy the ten year used Benz.

    • @MRosati5000
      @MRosati5000 2 года назад +13

      to pull in the development.

    • @louskunt9798
      @louskunt9798 2 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂🤣🤦‍♂️🤣😂🤦‍♂️🤣😂😂

    • @seugene7040
      @seugene7040 2 года назад +4

      Try more like a 15-20 year old Mercedes lol

    • @jeffreyboomhauer1204
      @jeffreyboomhauer1204 2 года назад

      Lol

  • @aliasunknown7476
    @aliasunknown7476 11 месяцев назад +7

    What kind of satisfaction does this man get by telling a random person, I've seen shit I wish you never have to see.

  • @thieflack7132
    @thieflack7132 2 года назад +160

    Retired cop but doesn’t know his license is his ID also 🤦‍♂️😂

    • @Bones98
      @Bones98 2 года назад +10

      Retired cops have retired peace officer IDs and badges.

    • @karenoconnor4180
      @karenoconnor4180 2 года назад

      I thought the same 😏

    • @geigertec5921
      @geigertec5921 2 года назад +6

      Cops carry around police ID's, that is what the real cop was asking for. Most civilians think ID just means driver's license, but a cop asking another cop for his ID means the Police ID. The police badge means nothing, the police ID is what proves a person is a cop or not.

    • @User_92020
      @User_92020 7 месяцев назад

      Police ID is not a DL smfh goof

  • @CJ-222
    @CJ-222 2 года назад +221

    Mad props to the dispatch lady, I don't know how she manages to dispatch every single municipality in the United States simultaneously but I'm sure it takes plenty of committment 💯

    • @NicCageForPresident2024
      @NicCageForPresident2024 2 года назад +83

      I will never understand how they all sound exactly the same

    • @dgillian183
      @dgillian183 2 года назад +15

      Lmfao 🤣 best comment

    • @jaredbarhorst248
      @jaredbarhorst248 2 года назад +9

      😂🤣😂🤣 I. Am. Dead. Such an underrated comment

    • @msstarlight4770
      @msstarlight4770 2 года назад +7

      That's very funny!
      😄😄😄👌👍👍
      I think your comment should have been pinned.

    • @Intellistan
      @Intellistan 2 года назад +18

      Good dispatchers should be protected like an endangered species. Special guys and gals that's for sure

  • @HudsonValleyVHS
    @HudsonValleyVHS 2 года назад +88

    "I have seen shit you just wish you guys wouldn't see" like the time I squeezed into a Marine uniform I found at a garage sale and tried to get a free Memorial Day meal at Denny's.

    • @ruthiem.2963
      @ruthiem.2963 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nvt4513
      @nvt4513 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙏👍

    • @MagesseT1
      @MagesseT1 Год назад

      There's a video like that. Waitress and a trucker reamed the phony, but good!

    • @chudleyflusher7132
      @chudleyflusher7132 Год назад

      😹😹😹😹😹😹💀

    • @Gu3ssWhatsN3XT
      @Gu3ssWhatsN3XT Год назад

      I gotta see that video 😂

  • @darrsil
    @darrsil 5 месяцев назад +4

    He may have seen a lot of things, but definitely not his feet

  • @strangemanmtd8350
    @strangemanmtd8350 2 года назад +72

    He has potential as a future metro state employee.

    • @lennychorn147
      @lennychorn147 2 года назад +1

      Nah, Metro State has been shut down. The Jeremy Dimwit saga is over. At least for a couple of years.

    • @jimmy999-z2j
      @jimmy999-z2j 2 года назад +2

      Metro State never dies!

    • @davc6879
      @davc6879 2 года назад +2

      Idk if he could ride a motorcycle though

    • @Esdeath_0001
      @Esdeath_0001 2 года назад +1

      @@davc6879 they've got super duties and other vehicles lol

    • @niteowlification
      @niteowlification 2 года назад +1

      I don't think he could pass Jeremy's funeral escort obstacle course.

  • @jc9004
    @jc9004 2 года назад +56

    His nephew is Jeremy dewitte ,he'll vouch for him.

    • @AC-jh3pn
      @AC-jh3pn 2 года назад

      I had to come back to this comment after I learned who jermy was lol

    • @dsloop3907
      @dsloop3907 2 года назад +1

      @@AC-jh3pn OMG!!! You should look for all the Jeremy Dewitte related videos.

    • @AC-jh3pn
      @AC-jh3pn 2 года назад

      @@dsloop3907 once I watched one I realized I had seen them before lol.

  • @6time686
    @6time686 2 года назад +86

    He should be arrested for carrying triplets...

    • @thereckoning5488
      @thereckoning5488 2 года назад +4

      Haha right he looks 9 months pregnant

    • @louskunt9798
      @louskunt9798 2 года назад +3

      @@thereckoning5488 14 months at least.

    • @paddyoparkin
      @paddyoparkin 2 года назад +3

      He’s having 10 kids

    • @xgoatface
      @xgoatface 2 года назад +1

      Octo Dad lol lol

    • @chrispbacon6810
      @chrispbacon6810 2 года назад

      How dare you talk about a birthing person like that.

  • @schizy
    @schizy Год назад +8

    Hasn't seen his feet in years. And when he stated “I’ve seen things I wish you never would” he was referring to the time he saw himself in a full length mirror naked.

  • @LetTheTruthBeTold8324
    @LetTheTruthBeTold8324 2 года назад +182

    I know he wasn’t ever a cop when they went to arrest him and he didn’t start freaking out.

    • @georgefindlay1982
      @georgefindlay1982 2 года назад +17

      He should have made a a stament he also identifies as a police dog WOOF WOOF.

    • @jon00769
      @jon00769 2 года назад +12

      For me it was when he said he worked 19 years and retired in 1999. He's looking good for 60+ 😆

    • @Zabarynbotger4588
      @Zabarynbotger4588 2 года назад +1

      @@jon00769 Yeah if he's in his 60s that lines up. Many officers retire early with ptsd.

    • @JoeBlac
      @JoeBlac 2 года назад +4

      @@Zabarynbotger4588 According to the reports, he was 57 in this video, meaning he was 16 back in 1980.

    • @jonb2756
      @jonb2756 2 года назад +1

      @@jon00769 he looks that old and is only 3 years younger.

  • @SamuraiStyleTV
    @SamuraiStyleTV 2 года назад +401

    Stuff like this honestly hurts my brain. Why would ANYONE think that they could successfully impersonate law enforcement to actual law enforcement? I can't even begin to process the stupidity behind it.

    • @angelaburroughs4584
      @angelaburroughs4584 2 года назад +1

      This is the realest form of stupidity

    • @hornox4life
      @hornox4life 2 года назад +21

      Pathologic compulsion, they have to, there is no rationale.

    • @trueinfidel7321
      @trueinfidel7321 2 года назад

      People still think trump won the election and that it was rigged…lol

    • @bogeydope3022
      @bogeydope3022 2 года назад +7

      That's actually not that hard if you're a good impersonator. People have impersonated physicians and everything else for years without ever being really related to the job before, they get their knowledge from books and other media beforehand. On the other hand they are also auto didactic learners and very good at reading their opponent. Usually those guys only get busted after years and some little coincidences like a wrong name on documents etc. This guy though is certainly not one of those...

    • @I_am_a_cat_
      @I_am_a_cat_ 2 года назад +17

      @@bogeydope3022 catch me if you can is not a depiction of normal everyday life.

  • @bossbonita1235
    @bossbonita1235 2 года назад +128

    Turns out he’s a retired bail bondsman and currently working at a hotel as a janitor 🤦🏻‍♀️ it’s so annoying when he refers to people as “my guys” the way he lies like it’s nothing and name dropping is insane!! He’s that type of guy who hangs out with people like he’s the most important person in the room telling fake stories to make himself seem so bad a** 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @catherinewilson9894
      @catherinewilson9894 2 года назад +11

      People like that don't realize how insecure they look to people. They think that everyone is so impressed when, in reality, they just ooze weakness and immaturity.

    • @lowereastsideastrologist7769
      @lowereastsideastrologist7769 2 года назад +26

      "director of engineering at embassy suites" = janitor 😂

    • @bossbonita1235
      @bossbonita1235 2 года назад

      @@lowereastsideastrologist7769 🤣🤣

    • @mrpresident5186
      @mrpresident5186 2 года назад +5

      "Director of Engineering and security" aka janitor😊😅

    • @bossbonita1235
      @bossbonita1235 2 года назад

      @@mrpresident5186 😂😂

  • @Vcolema81
    @Vcolema81 3 месяца назад +2

    More like 19 years maternity leave.

  • @misscw07
    @misscw07 2 года назад +89

    why are there so many impersonators in Florida? It’s amazing to see the lies roll of this guy’s tongue…

    • @raintree3383
      @raintree3383 2 года назад +11

      Florida seems to spawn some real doozies

    • @darthdennis6681
      @darthdennis6681 2 года назад +2

      Cocaine...PERIOD!

    • @thomaswood5246
      @thomaswood5246 2 года назад +4

      @@raintree3383 New York and NJ likely the origin of spawn. But still.. haha.

    • @Slop_Dogg
      @Slop_Dogg 2 года назад +5

      lot of old weirdos there, either born there or migrated from somewhere else. they got nothing but time to waste.

    • @mthlay15
      @mthlay15 2 года назад

      Probably has something to do with the far right crowd that has lifted LEOs into being faultless heros. People think hey, I can probably slip into this community better if they think I'm a hero.

  • @tombofmar5032
    @tombofmar5032 2 года назад +47

    With about 19 years of lying experience, you’d think he had a convincing story by now.

  • @aaliyahhernandez223
    @aaliyahhernandez223 2 года назад +80

    He literally talked himself into jail 😂 all he had to do is be honest about the lights and never say he was a cop and he more than likely would’ve just gotten a ticket

    • @mojoxide
      @mojoxide Год назад +9

      He really took a big strange gamble to live out his fantasy - to do it in front of other cops, to be validated by them was probably his biggest dream, and he just couldn't pass up the opportunity

    • @Spurdospaerde692
      @Spurdospaerde692 Год назад +1

      No, of course he didn't literally talk himself into jail. Figuratively though, he did. I.e. the opposite of literally.
      Stop abusing the word "literally".

    • @mrileeks
      @mrileeks Год назад +1

      He talked so he literally did

  • @karamario6295
    @karamario6295 Год назад +5

    Metro state will hire you in a heartbeat.

  • @ransommusic45
    @ransommusic45 2 года назад +39

    Any time the cops offer you some bottled water, you're going straight to jail lmao

    • @nivekzorantinez8872
      @nivekzorantinez8872 2 года назад +2

      And they never give you bottled water till hours later.. :(

  • @Gimmiyomoney
    @Gimmiyomoney 2 года назад +38

    He brought up not pulling people over so many times without the officers saying anything about other than “blue lights”

  • @FFEMTB08
    @FFEMTB08 2 года назад +116

    After my 11 years in full time fire and being a Trooper for 5 years…. Anyone who says something like, “I’ve seen shit you guys can’t comprehend.”… They lying. People who’ve seen it don’t brag about it.

    • @ky1ebetts
      @ky1ebetts 2 года назад +8

      You're absolutely right. You can tell when they're liars when they start bragging about a vague past thats totally made up.

    • @mbrum3230
      @mbrum3230 2 года назад +4

      always a telltale sign, he went from conveying information ("yes") to convincing information ("yes, and i've seen shit you don't want to"). the latter is the sign of a liar. kinda like did you kill that girl? no vs. no I would never do that ask anybody who knows me.

    • @ashleighvinson5801
      @ashleighvinson5801 2 года назад +6

      That what my brother said about people that lie about being in the military.

    • @Dfhawk
      @Dfhawk 2 года назад +6

      Anyone with more than 1-2 years in the streets CAN comprehend, and since the memories stir up the PTSD demons, they’d much prefer those topics not being raised in the first place. Worst question you can ask a cop, medic, fireman or soldier is “whats the worst thing you’ve ever seen”?

    • @Strum2223
      @Strum2223 2 года назад +5

      @@Dfhawk I don't know if I'd use that as a blanket definition for all people who's had truama. I know plenty of war-fighters that enjoyed combat and sleep good at night. I run with a lot of LEO's as well -- The ones who last are usually built with a brain that helps them handle terrible shit and cope with it.

  • @noblejennette2101
    @noblejennette2101 Год назад +3

    Not unlike a successful garden, it takes WORK to grow a gut like that. True dedication.

  • @B-Killin
    @B-Killin 2 года назад +38

    “I have seen some shit that i wish you guys would wish that somebody could have wanted us to never wish could have be seen.”
    - Ex bail bondsman

    • @iamskippy
      @iamskippy Год назад

      He has an autistic son and hates the security guards in his housing development… *How is that not the same thing as being a police officer❓❗️*

    • @ajac4093
      @ajac4093 Год назад

      😂

    • @Maggie-rr8gi
      @Maggie-rr8gi Год назад +1

      Good one😂

    • @B-Killin
      @B-Killin Год назад

      @@Maggie-rr8gi 😂

    • @jenniferfree4144
      @jenniferfree4144 Год назад

      😂😂Best comment! Seriously!

  • @d-rose8167
    @d-rose8167 2 года назад +86

    😳 I think it’s crazy when people can rest their arms on their belly like that.

    • @beverlybrixton9757
      @beverlybrixton9757 Год назад +3

      That belly...wow.

    • @dakotamcavoy524
      @dakotamcavoy524 Год назад +3

      It’s really a life goal

    • @d-rose8167
      @d-rose8167 Год назад +3

      @@dakotamcavoy524 😆. Fuck dude. Hope yah live long enough!!!

    • @MadScientist267
      @MadScientist267 Год назад

      It's even more impressive when a chick does it on her tits 😉

  • @djfearross4144
    @djfearross4144 2 года назад +100

    He's that guy that you know always bullshits to everyone but no-one can be bothered to tell him they know he's a bullshitter.

    • @jacobhendrickson8935
      @jacobhendrickson8935 2 года назад +6

      Oh don’t ever say no one, I’m that guy that calls em out. I grew up with one so can spot em from a mile away. I’ll let the ones I don’t know slide but if I have to hear that bullshit on a daily basis I’ll call them straight out.

    • @tsdobbi
      @tsdobbi Год назад +8

      You and your friends give eachother "the look" then continue letting the dude drone on with his fake story.

    • @djfearross4144
      @djfearross4144 Год назад +2

      @@tsdobbi yea..lol

    • @connoc5078
      @connoc5078 Год назад +3

      Even if people told him, he would still continue. I used to know someone who was a liar like this guy, and everyone around him would call him out for his bullshit and point out inconsistencies and times when what he was claiming was different to what other people experienced. He still lied constantly despite knowing that everyone knows he was talking complete shit.

    • @jamesnoble3502
      @jamesnoble3502 Год назад +2

      Yeah I grew up with one of those guys too in my group of friends. We still joke about him. He had one of those inferiority complexes I guess and always needed to one up everyone and invent things that he never did or claimed to own things that he never owned

  • @CaptainColdyron222
    @CaptainColdyron222 4 месяца назад +7

    He’s not retired. He’s on maternity leave.