All the aliens in the room: how did you beat it so quickly!? what sorcery did you use!? Humans: no sorcery, we play this stuff all the time in a videogame called Stellaris. Aliens: a... videogame...? not a simulation...? Humans: well it is a simulated universe, but its a videogame, for all ages, not just the military. Aliens: whuah... Humans: in fact they just released their 200th dlc last month for their 3rd remake, the original game was way back in the 21st century and they've been at it ever since. Aliens: **stunned silence** Humans: you should try it out, its quite fun actually, and its even having a massive sale later this winter. Aliens: ... where... where can i buy this game...? And so over the course of a few months Paradox Galactic Ltd. made an unimaginable fortune selling a videogame to members of the Galactic Federation and unknowingly started a paradigm shift of unprecedented proportions, revolutionizing galactic politics and warfare for generations.
Shortly after, the descendant of Sid Meyer begins sale of Sim City X. Electronic Arts releases Age of Empires VII. Romance of the Three Kingdoms comes out with it's XXX version.
This is definitely one of the better ones I’ve seen. It’s well told and not redundant, not to mention a story that doesn’t follow the same narrative as twenty other stories. Well done 👍
I didn't need two different explanations of how they did it, and this is 17 minutes in. If the story ended with their initial victory it wouldn't be redundant.
@czinn327 I came here to comment tve same thing - also the "various appendages doing various things" mentions come in a bit too thick. Could have been 10 minutes shorter, easily. Better than many, but still too much repetition.
@@joelceda3500 It is the commercials, which interrupt the narrative and require a brief recapitulation of the story. When presented without them, it is VERY repetitive. There is a reason why television is called COMMERCIAL!
brought to you by a deathworld species that coined a term "genocide" perhaps you should look it up and re-examine just what rules there are to war and what ends you might go to to make sure you aren't the losing side...
I am suprised one of the human cadets didn't point out to the Admiral .. "The only glorious thing about a final stand is the amount of dead bodies rotting under the sun in the aftermath. And the only real honor in warfare is not letting the other guy stand over your corpse."
Let your opponent persist in their missteps, as each one advances your advantage. Sometimes, the very preparations they make reveal a deeper miscalculation. History, such as the ill-fated Gallipoli campaign in the First World War, shows how costly poor planning can be. Attempting to hold a vulnerable beachhead under relentless attack became a logistical quagmire-one that Sun Tzu would have recognized as the folly of ignoring terrain and supply lines. Sun Tzu, The Art of War. Sometimes, a flawed preparation can be detrimental from the outset. In such cases, it may be wise to refrain from interfering and, if possible, assist your adversary. For instance, a commander aware of an impending attack can fortify defenses while allowing the enemy to prepare without obstruction. The Battle of Kursk serves as a prime example: the Soviet Army was aware of the German plans yet concealed this knowledge, allowing the enemy’s extensive preparations to ultimately lead to their own defeat.
These aliens remind me of the British when they were in their fight like gentlemen phase, and scoffed at gorilla warfare tactics being ungentlemanly like behavior. In war, if you aren't cheating, you aren't trying. Play to win.
There was never such a phase. They kicked Napoleon out of Spain with guerilla tactics, at the height of that phase that never was, for example. It's just over a century of propaganda.
"Remember, If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck." Sun Tzu, probably (It's actually "attributed" to Steinbeck John but don't worry about it)
mind you that was coming from a military that fought wars with civilized powers in ways to prevent larger unneeded destruction. They relearned that with barbarians you can't treat them like civilized people. Just like how the US only fights fair now. No nukes, no warcrimes, and always with restraint. You be civilized until the enemy prove not to be.
@avroarchitect1793 Well, they did exercise restraint, practically with their hands tied behind their back in Nam thanks to politicians setting ridiculous rules that the US military had to follow but not the enemy. There's rules that are generally common sense, then there's rules set by politicians not putting their life on the line who have no clue.
@@erikwilliam1254 yup. Part of the reason Desert Storm was so successful was because it happened too fast for the politicians to get involved and fuck it up.
That remind me of early computer gaming turnament, where 2 guys from Quebec(Canada) won against Corean early pro players. About 30 years ago, even before the internet, strategies and guides for games started to appear, like min-maxing, power-leveling, and others... When i was young, we learned the hard way, but when i went to high-school, guides to speed reading and others practices began to be more widespread. I beleive, those faster ways of learning were kept secret for a long time, because if your student-competitor learn it, eventually the standards will goes up, and you will have to work harder or even smarter to get even good grades.
not even the AI reader is immune to the influence of cadet Jenkins and crew … punctuated by having a stroke mid sentence right after speaking about the aspect of psychological operations 17:42
Ritualistic warfare? That was once tried on Earth, until the invaders used the think outside the box method of fighting. All plans look good on paper, until they meet the opposition who haven't seen the plans and do something contrary to the plans.
I forgot to add...plan for your plans not to work! Plan for the worst-case scenario, add the impossible, and then when it all goes a$$ up - you're ready to adapt.
I like how they were beating around the bush about it, but one thing they need to understand is...this was merely a simulation, now imagine actual warfare. If your going to stick to your traditions during warfare, then you best be prepared for the way humans fight. Any laws made about breaking traditions of warfare won't matter, when the breaker of those laws are now in command.
As the galactic federations goes to prepare for quicker simulations, Jenkins looks at the admiral. A tell tale sign of something deeper behind those bright green eyes, the sweet smile fading. Jenkins voice hardens, more than it has ever in the presence of the admiral. “I must inform you, Admiral. Humans, by our own standards, are not adults until we come to the age of 17 year earths.” A joyful mask of the cadets all drop, all of them staring at the admiral. Jenkins continues, “I am 17 years old. Chen is 16. We are still children in our respective deathward. We are cadets. We have yet to graduate. We lead no armies. We make no decisions because we have not earned that respect.” Jenkin’s curly mop of red hair bounces slightly as she smiles a wide smile loosing that darkness behind the smiles that the cadets all now share. A moment of realization as the Admiral heard and understood, he being the only one paying attention. For several moments he watched the children of a species that had just taken over the entire galaxy playfully work with the controls setting up for another simulation. The admiral was brought back to reality as the hologram came online. Though lines were set, though spaces were designated, within the vastness of his mind’s eye he could only see green. He understood. This was not a human plea to join the federation, this was a calculated display of ability. The admiral stood there staring at the hologram, for the first time in his adult life, he felt fear.
Ok, look,I've listened to a bunch of these now and I'm getting really impatient waiting for the netflix series. Hurry tf up please. I'm a deathworlder. Fuckin love the sound of that!
After hearing multiple of these kinds of stories, my though would be after a decade or two, humans would become the galactic military leaders, with humans as the special forces and other species for more generalized conflicts.
According to quoteinvestigator, the first time they could find that was in the The Saskatoon Star-Phoenix, Saskatchewan, Canada, in 1931. Awesome little rubric I think.
Sun Tzu would be proud too. Sorry, can't leave on of the 'founding fathers' out. And Major General John Frederick Charles Fuller: Fuller was a military historian and theorist who played a significant role in the development of armored warfare concepts during and after World War I. He advocated for the use of tanks as a key component of modern warfare and foresaw the importance of speed, mobility, and surprise in military operations, which later influenced the German blitzkrieg tactics in World War II. His work laid the groundwork for many of the mechanized warfare strategies employed in the 20th century. Yes, even Rommel refers to his work.
Would love for them to have a rematch but some humans decided to help the aliens. Where it first began normally before it devolved into armageddon as both humans from both sides unleashed everything they had at a chance of victory
Well Done!! And the pictures were also well done. And the Star Trek uniforms were wonderful! Tho you do need to check the closed captioning readout, some of the words written were not the words spoken. After the council, one thing became clear: DON'T FIGHT THE DEATHWORLDERS. You have NO idea what kind of Sleeping Giant you might awaken."
To be fair, we could ask how the galactic community does wars so we don't do any warcrimes accidentally and just do their strategy but still outperform them with minor adjustments that add up.
Fun story. Id pay more attention to the illustrations the AI selects, though, you dont want any copyright strikes. Paramount tends to be quite prickly about those...
The story itself was pretty decent with a coherent ending but man those faces on the humans in the pictures is pure nightmare fuel LOL. As the story went on it seemed like they got worse and worse.
The voice is what makes this such a joy to listen to; it doesn't sound anything like the AI voices filled with pronunciation mistakes and dead fish tones that so many other videos use.
this is decent. my only I critique is that it could be more immersive. If there was a change in voice, between the narrator voice and the different characters voices.
Good story, but if a cadette mouthed off like that to a friendly foreign Admiral during a war game... well I wouldn't want to be that cadette. They're lucky they won humanity so many PR points by winning in a big way. They probably didn't get swept away to be fast tracked. They got swept away to be disciplined, and to get them well away from news cameras and microphones.
Unless, of course, the cadet's superiors made humiliating the annoying alien dignitaries the real mission objective. In which case, Mission Accomplished...with panache.
The text-to-speech works well, but why use speech-to-text for the captions instead of just using the source text? You introduce unnecessary inaccuracies from the AI misinterpreting accented words.
This is compatible to the cultures in the Star Trek TOS, Season 1, Episode 23 - "A Taste of Armageddon", where War between two Worlds was simulated and run by computers, and citizens were informed they had been designated as casualties, and to report to disposal units. It wasn't until the Enterprise crew came along and took the computer offline that the inhabitants were forced to confront the possibility of a Real War, with all the chaos and horror it brings - and wisely decided War wasn't such a Genteel thing after all. [Aliens] "Our Dignified and Genteel Rules on Warfare tell us to inform you that we will conquer you in 7 years." [Humans] "Yeah, well.. you might want to reconsider that. You might want to read up on 'The Cole Protocol' as well, since you never scrubbed your computer when we boarded one of your ships, learned where all your strategic resources were located, and virus bombed your primary infrastructure .. 13 hours ago."
Aliens: *sip wine* Ah, I dare say, this will be a most spectacular show old chap, hmm yes! Nameless Human Sergeant: HOW DO YOU FEEL PRIVATE!? Nameless Human Private: LIKE A MEAN MOTHERFUCKER SARGE! Nameless Human Rock Band with vocalost Nameless Human John Foggerty: *intro riff to Fortunate Son* *Terran supremacy shenanigans ensue. And napalm*
Humans understand with conflict and war, no matter the enemy, fight them as if you are the enemy. Knowing you would fight dirty, no traditions, and with sparingly "honor". The goal being not the corpse on the battlefield. For the human empire!! Rule#1 The pointy end of the stick goes into them, not yourself. =D
I've noticed in some of these AI narrations on different Sci-Fi channels, there can be these weird random screams, foreign language sentences, (I don't speak Klingon), and repetition of the story right smack dab in the middle of it. What can I say though, I'm a sucker for weird stories. 🤷♀️
If I was a general and got intel from the CIA that the other species are bad at war, I would rather spend my day napping and send graduates from the military academy than going to a big event myself.
Interesting so the Death Worlder teaches the galaxy the means of "real" warfare. So the galaxy turns into a lot of other dead worlds by developing new and deadlier weapons and tactics based on human example. One could assume to wipe the humans out before they destroy the galaxy with their ideas of war
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All the aliens in the room: how did you beat it so quickly!? what sorcery did you use!?
Humans: no sorcery, we play this stuff all the time in a videogame called Stellaris.
Aliens: a... videogame...? not a simulation...?
Humans: well it is a simulated universe, but its a videogame, for all ages, not just the military.
Aliens: whuah...
Humans: in fact they just released their 200th dlc last month for their 3rd remake, the original game was way back in the 21st century and they've been at it ever since.
Aliens: **stunned silence**
Humans: you should try it out, its quite fun actually, and its even having a massive sale later this winter.
Aliens: ... where... where can i buy this game...?
And so over the course of a few months Paradox Galactic Ltd. made an unimaginable fortune selling a videogame to members of the Galactic Federation and unknowingly started a paradigm shift of unprecedented proportions, revolutionizing galactic politics and warfare for generations.
Lol it's so much funnier that I can totally see this happening
Same.... the number of dlc for that game lol
@@wavenotion That's just for the 3rd remake. Imagine how many DLC for all versions together.
Shortly after, the descendant of Sid Meyer begins sale of Sim City X.
Electronic Arts releases Age of Empires VII.
Romance of the Three Kingdoms comes out with it's XXX version.
hearts of iron and civilization combined now that would be the ultimate game
"And isn't it nice that us deathworlders taught you how we wage war in simulations instead of the real thing?"
I totally expected that to be more apparent than sudden diplomatic missions from other-worlders.
This is definitely one of the better ones I’ve seen. It’s well told and not redundant, not to mention a story that doesn’t follow the same narrative as twenty other stories. Well done 👍
I didn't need two different explanations of how they did it, and this is 17 minutes in. If the story ended with their initial victory it wouldn't be redundant.
@czinn327 I came here to comment tve same thing - also the "various appendages doing various things" mentions come in a bit too thick. Could have been 10 minutes shorter, easily. Better than many, but still too much repetition.
More pictures too I hate the ones that have like 3 pics for a 2 hr video and usually contradict the story.
There are so many better ones where ACTUAL PEOPLE narrate them not some computer
@@joelceda3500 It is the commercials, which interrupt the narrative and require a brief recapitulation of the story. When presented without them, it is VERY repetitive. There is a reason why television is called COMMERCIAL!
"Admiral, if it takes you 300 years to win a war, then maybe you just stink at war."
brought to you by a deathworld species that coined a term "genocide" perhaps you should look it up and re-examine just what rules there are to war and what ends you might go to to make sure you aren't the losing side...
Longest war we waged was the hundred year war
"Being Deathworlders, we're simply more in practice than the rest of you good folk."
"Multi-Alien Species Galactic War Simulations Are Completely Balanced with no Exploits"
Humans: We are the Exploit.
With Cadet Jenkins, it's more like "shock and awwww...."
I am suprised one of the human cadets didn't point out to the Admiral .. "The only glorious thing about a final stand is the amount of dead bodies rotting under the sun in the aftermath. And the only real honor in warfare is not letting the other guy stand over your corpse."
"You don’t win wars by dying for your country. You win wars by making the other poor bastard die for his." G. Patton.
Sooner or later, they will meet an opponent who conducts warfare like humanity.
if it's not humanity themselves because some new addition to the GE doesn't understand why teh otehr leave tehm do their things in their corner
It's definitely undesirable to allow the enemy enough time to prepare.
Let your opponent persist in their missteps, as each one advances your advantage. Sometimes, the very preparations they make reveal a deeper miscalculation. History, such as the ill-fated Gallipoli campaign in the First World War, shows how costly poor planning can be. Attempting to hold a vulnerable beachhead under relentless attack became a logistical quagmire-one that Sun Tzu would have recognized as the folly of ignoring terrain and supply lines.
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Sometimes, a flawed preparation can be detrimental from the outset. In such cases, it may be wise to refrain from interfering and, if possible, assist your adversary. For instance, a commander aware of an impending attack can fortify defenses while allowing the enemy to prepare without obstruction. The Battle of Kursk serves as a prime example: the Soviet Army was aware of the German plans yet concealed this knowledge, allowing the enemy’s extensive preparations to ultimately lead to their own defeat.
@@madjack7777 Yes, never interrupt an opponent making mistakes.
8:08 "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte
And "march to the sound of the guns" (to the sound if the cannons)
These aliens remind me of the British when they were in their fight like gentlemen phase, and scoffed at gorilla warfare tactics being ungentlemanly like behavior.
In war, if you aren't cheating, you aren't trying. Play to win.
There was never such a phase. They kicked Napoleon out of Spain with guerilla tactics, at the height of that phase that never was, for example. It's just over a century of propaganda.
"Remember, If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck."
Sun Tzu, probably (It's actually "attributed" to Steinbeck John but don't worry about it)
mind you that was coming from a military that fought wars with civilized powers in ways to prevent larger unneeded destruction. They relearned that with barbarians you can't treat them like civilized people. Just like how the US only fights fair now. No nukes, no warcrimes, and always with restraint. You be civilized until the enemy prove not to be.
@avroarchitect1793 Well, they did exercise restraint, practically with their hands tied behind their back in Nam thanks to politicians setting ridiculous rules that the US military had to follow but not the enemy.
There's rules that are generally common sense, then there's rules set by politicians not putting their life on the line who have no clue.
@@erikwilliam1254 yup. Part of the reason Desert Storm was so successful was because it happened too fast for the politicians to get involved and fuck it up.
I chuckled and laughed out loud all thru this story. Damn finely done. Thanks........
That remind me of early computer gaming turnament, where 2 guys from Quebec(Canada) won against Corean early pro players.
About 30 years ago, even before the internet, strategies and guides for games started to appear, like min-maxing, power-leveling, and others...
When i was young, we learned the hard way, but when i went to high-school, guides to speed reading and others practices began to be more widespread.
I beleive, those faster ways of learning were kept secret for a long time, because if your student-competitor learn it, eventually the standards will goes up, and you will have to work harder or even smarter to get even good grades.
I like the idea the Earth is basically Selusa Secundus. Turning us all into Sardaukar.
😂😂😂 sardukar all die under Freman knives...
A slightly amusing thing I noticed is that the admirals name changes almost every time
However, there is a constant in species traits throughout most of them
i totally ENJOYED the story, i got some good laughs out of it too.
"One thing became abundantly clear to all present"
I was expecting next
"Don't f with the humans"
not even the AI reader is immune to the influence of cadet Jenkins and crew …
punctuated by having a stroke mid sentence right after speaking about the aspect of psychological operations 17:42
"We'll show these xenos!" For the Emporer!!
Ah another Chen we have received another member of the family of chen
Enjoyable and entertaining story. Thanks.
Ritualistic warfare? That was once tried on Earth, until the invaders used the think outside the box method of fighting.
All plans look good on paper, until they meet the opposition who haven't seen the plans and do something contrary to the plans.
Just like a certain country during WWII! LOL
be glad they didnt pull out the old geneva checklist
"Sound or visuals were significantly edited or digitally generated"
Yes - the images was generated.
But - was the voice also generated?
I forgot to add...plan for your plans not to work! Plan for the worst-case scenario, add the impossible, and then when it all goes a$$ up - you're ready to adapt.
I like how they were beating around the bush about it, but one thing they need to understand is...this was merely a simulation, now imagine actual warfare. If your going to stick to your traditions during warfare, then you best be prepared for the way humans fight. Any laws made about breaking traditions of warfare won't matter, when the breaker of those laws are now in command.
As the galactic federations goes to prepare for quicker simulations, Jenkins looks at the admiral. A tell tale sign of something deeper behind those bright green eyes, the sweet smile fading. Jenkins voice hardens, more than it has ever in the presence of the admiral.
“I must inform you, Admiral. Humans, by our own standards, are not adults until we come to the age of 17 year earths.” A joyful mask of the cadets all drop, all of them staring at the admiral.
Jenkins continues, “I am 17 years old. Chen is 16. We are still children in our respective deathward. We are cadets. We have yet to graduate. We lead no armies. We make no decisions because we have not earned that respect.” Jenkin’s curly mop of red hair bounces slightly as she smiles a wide smile loosing that darkness behind the smiles that the cadets all now share.
A moment of realization as the Admiral heard and understood, he being the only one paying attention. For several moments he watched the children of a species that had just taken over the entire galaxy playfully work with the controls setting up for another simulation.
The admiral was brought back to reality as the hologram came online. Though lines were set, though spaces were designated, within the vastness of his mind’s eye he could only see green. He understood.
This was not a human plea to join the federation, this was a calculated display of ability.
The admiral stood there staring at the hologram, for the first time in his adult life, he felt fear.
Okay that ending was EPIC!! AWESOME use of that quote
Ok, look,I've listened to a bunch of these now and I'm getting really impatient waiting for the netflix series. Hurry tf up please. I'm a deathworlder. Fuckin love the sound of that!
Even better:
Hi, my name is... Deathworlder
With the stupid name tag stickers you get at meet and greets
After hearing multiple of these kinds of stories, my though would be after a decade or two, humans would become the galactic military leaders, with humans as the special forces and other species for more generalized conflicts.
Seems like the writer used to play the game “Imperium”. I remember the turns were monthly when it first came out.
Yeah I’m that old.
The original Master of Orion from my generation.
My biggest qualm against turn-based games.
Love a species-wide Mary-Sue story
I'm dissapointed that they didn't reapond to the "gentile affair" anectdote with an old human joke.
"War doesn't decide who's right. Only who's left."
According to quoteinvestigator, the first time they could find that was in the The Saskatoon Star-Phoenix, Saskatchewan, Canada, in 1931. Awesome little rubric I think.
That might not translate. Only in English does right (side) = right (correct) and left (side) = left (remaining).
this
1:39 “diplomatic maneuvering has been painstakingly crafted into the simulation”
19:32 “bro, why u use diplomacy”
Wish these were on spotify so I could listen while my phone screen is off
Very well written!
Carl Von Clausewitz would be proud.
Sun Tzu would be proud too. Sorry, can't leave on of the 'founding fathers' out.
And Major General John Frederick Charles Fuller: Fuller was a military historian and theorist who played a significant role in the development of armored warfare concepts during and after World War I. He advocated for the use of tanks as a key component of modern warfare and foresaw the importance of speed, mobility, and surprise in military operations, which later influenced the German blitzkrieg tactics in World War II. His work laid the groundwork for many of the mechanized warfare strategies employed in the 20th century.
Yes, even Rommel refers to his work.
Napoleon is smiling from Valhalla, while saying:
"Ahhh... they still remember... good. Very good..."
As would Alexander, Caesar, Napoleon, and Patton.
Is there a link I can get to actually read this story?
It's a big universe - full of space dust. It just makes the sandbox we get to play in that much larger.
Ignore the subtle nod to Starship Andromeda. 😂
I like these stories about humans being deathworlders, inspite of being deceptively soft.
Would love for them to have a rematch but some humans decided to help the aliens. Where it first began normally before it devolved into armageddon as both humans from both sides unleashed everything they had at a chance of victory
Why do I keep finding these stories about aliens underestimating humans, and humans just trouncing them at war?
Well Done!! And the pictures were also well done. And the Star Trek uniforms were wonderful! Tho you do need to check the closed captioning readout, some of the words written were not the words spoken. After the council, one thing became clear: DON'T FIGHT THE DEATHWORLDERS. You have NO idea what kind of Sleeping Giant you might awaken."
Tentacles. FAWK YEAH. Sploooooosh. ❤❤❤❤
Get those tentacles bae
To be fair, we could ask how the galactic community does wars so we don't do any warcrimes accidentally and just do their strategy but still outperform them with minor adjustments that add up.
It's only a war crime if you lose. See: the Allies in WWII.
@@Fridelainto be fair, the rulebook got significantly thicker after WWII
Fun story. Id pay more attention to the illustrations the AI selects, though, you dont want any copyright strikes. Paramount tends to be quite prickly about those...
“But that’s not how it’s done!“ „Well, heheh… it is now.“
Thanks so very much for sharing your story with us I really enjoyed it ❤
The story itself was pretty decent with a coherent ending but man those faces on the humans in the pictures is pure nightmare fuel LOL. As the story went on it seemed like they got worse and worse.
The voice is what makes this such a joy to listen to; it doesn't sound anything like the AI voices filled with pronunciation mistakes and dead fish tones that so many other videos use.
its still ai and its still a plague.
@halogeek6 At least it's a well-spoken plague.
I've met real people that speak worse.
Very good
While i do enjoy the story, the behaviour of the cadets towards the admiral was so blatantly disrespectful, it broke my suspension of disbelief.
They're humans. It's our strength...
Reminds me of the shock of the world wars
You offer them a sandwich or a gun and they don't realize they can have both.
STRIKE WHILE THE IRON IS HOT !!!!!!!!!
NIce story lol
It's giving American Revolutionary War
this is decent.
my only I critique is that it could be more immersive. If there was a change in voice, between the narrator voice and the different characters voices.
Good story, but if a cadette mouthed off like that to a friendly foreign Admiral during a war game... well I wouldn't want to be that cadette. They're lucky they won humanity so many PR points by winning in a big way. They probably didn't get swept away to be fast tracked. They got swept away to be disciplined, and to get them well away from news cameras and microphones.
Unless, of course, the cadet's superiors made humiliating the annoying alien dignitaries the real mission objective. In which case, Mission Accomplished...with panache.
An very good story, I thank you
17:45 the AI has suffered a seizure
Sorry, this was a glitch. Now it has been fixed!!
@@Scifiuniverse1 I know but it's just so funny when it randomly happens for no reason at all
a speedrunner would finish within couplke of minutes :D
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhdhesive.
UMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAA..... Elephant in the room
Wait till they hear about the chap named Alexander. and wolverines.
makes me want to see what would happen if there was a group of aliens led by a human, and the simulation. was each group against each other.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth."
or mouths/appendages....
The text-to-speech works well, but why use speech-to-text for the captions instead of just using the source text? You introduce unnecessary inaccuracies from the AI misinterpreting accented words.
I agree.
This is compatible to the cultures in the Star Trek TOS, Season 1, Episode 23 - "A Taste of Armageddon", where War between two Worlds was simulated and run by computers, and citizens were informed they had been designated as casualties, and to report to disposal units. It wasn't until the Enterprise crew came along and took the computer offline that the inhabitants were forced to confront the possibility of a Real War, with all the chaos and horror it brings - and wisely decided War wasn't such a Genteel thing after all.
[Aliens] "Our Dignified and Genteel Rules on Warfare tell us to inform you that we will conquer you in 7 years."
[Humans] "Yeah, well.. you might want to reconsider that. You might want to read up on 'The Cole Protocol' as well, since you never scrubbed your computer when we boarded one of your ships, learned where all your strategic resources were located, and virus bombed your primary infrastructure .. 13 hours ago."
Cute redheady
All I hear is Starcraft Cheesing...with protoss...or racketeering, from the story, Chicago mafia style
Where is the sequel?
Aliens: *sip wine* Ah, I dare say, this will be a most spectacular show old chap, hmm yes!
Nameless Human Sergeant: HOW DO YOU FEEL PRIVATE!?
Nameless Human Private: LIKE A MEAN MOTHERFUCKER SARGE!
Nameless Human Rock Band with vocalost Nameless Human John Foggerty: *intro riff to Fortunate Son*
*Terran supremacy shenanigans ensue. And napalm*
Humans understand with conflict and war, no matter the enemy, fight them as if you are the enemy. Knowing you would fight dirty, no traditions, and with sparingly "honor". The goal being not the corpse on the battlefield. For the human empire!! Rule#1 The pointy end of the stick goes into them, not yourself. =D
Release the space Kraken!
16:40 I like the Starfleet uniforms.
Now I wonder if Adm. Zeil Vorp is the same species as Ningauble of the seven eyes.
I guess Private Wallace A. Jenkins secured a pretty strong bloodline before heroically sacrificing himself to defeat the Flood... o7
Take a shot every time you hear "shall we say" or "let's just say".
Well hey, this story isn’t mid af
That’s pleasantly surprising
Good stories but need to have the self-made closed captioning turned off. Too many things are misspelled.
Cadet jenkins?? I was waiting for it to be cadet chen. . . And as i typed this. . . 🤦🤣
The whole channel must be run on mid to ass ai, since theres no link to the reddit post, nor much passable content
Mauna Loa is not the volcano that is erupting. That is actually the volcano Kilauea.
18 minute there was a glitch in the AI matrix. Lol. Or maybe it stutters.
Maybe it was an extremely long electronic burp?
I for one thought RUclips was about to crash 😂
I've noticed in some of these AI narrations on different Sci-Fi channels, there can be these weird random screams, foreign language sentences, (I don't speak Klingon), and repetition of the story right smack dab in the middle of it. What can I say though, I'm a sucker for weird stories. 🤷♀️
OR, and hear me out, folks, the AI was so stunned that it was rendered speechless
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You rules are cute until you fight someone who can't read
Why would cadets be sent to this? Wouldn't we send generals?
If I was a general and got intel from the CIA that the other species are bad at war, I would rather spend my day napping and send graduates from the military academy than going to a big event myself.
i liked the video but i swear the narrator voice also narrates Postman Pat lol
Can we make it harder?
Good voice vibe, but the implication that our race was the one to push the galactic confederation feels quite 'YA' novel. Enjoyable though. Thanks.
These could well be a video series.
I dislike only 1 thing, the Ai use startrak uniforms... Not that you become a strike for it
Please get a dictionary and look up the word "decimate".
Fraternization with xenos? That’ll be a heresy!
So the humans didn't take this opportunity to ACTUALLY take over the galaxy. Disappointing ...
Pretty funny stuff!
27:00 ...Alarmingly violent...
I like to see how they live in there world
Interesting so the Death Worlder teaches the galaxy the means of "real" warfare. So the galaxy turns into a lot of other dead worlds by developing new and deadlier weapons and tactics based on human example. One could assume to wipe the humans out before they destroy the galaxy with their ideas of war