Why didn't Alexander the Great conquer Rome? (Short Animated Documentary)

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  • Опубликовано: 12 апр 2024
  • Alexander the Great is most famous for conquering the Persian Empire but what drove him to go east instead of going west and conquering Rome or Carthage? To find out watch this short and simple animated history documentary.
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Комментарии • 1,8 тыс.

  • @MIKAEL212345
    @MIKAEL212345 Месяц назад +11210

    I 100% believe that this video was made because of the idea for "Alexander the Okay" -> " "Alexander the pretty good" -> "Alexander the notable"

    • @xbirdshorts5075
      @xbirdshorts5075 Месяц назад +291

      Considering I have never seen a suggestion for this topic and I don't remember a single ancient history video since the good ol' 10 minute format this is extremely plausible

    • @warbler1984
      @warbler1984 Месяц назад +9

      I Don think so

    • @guadalupe8589
      @guadalupe8589 Месяц назад +53

      And, Alexander the Great was implied after he fully conquered Persia?

    • @Mimi.1001
      @Mimi.1001 Месяц назад +180

      @@guadalupe8589 No, he obviously got the title by conquering the afterlife.

    • @davesy6969
      @davesy6969 Месяц назад +48

      Has he made one on Vlad the pincher or Richard the Hamsterheart yet?

  • @michaellogan9061
    @michaellogan9061 Месяц назад +8363

    "Conquer the afterlife." That's gold!

    • @epicepicmk
      @epicepicmk Месяц назад +156

      He finally got other worlds to conquer

    • @dustinprewitt
      @dustinprewitt Месяц назад +68

      Twould be grand if he did, then returned here with an army of the dead to finish the job

    • @fullmetaltheorist
      @fullmetaltheorist Месяц назад +86

      Maybe that's why Jesus hasn't come back yet.

    • @s.henrlllpoklookout5069
      @s.henrlllpoklookout5069 Месяц назад +18

      If he can't do it after 2300 years, then no one can

    • @GwainSagaFanChannel
      @GwainSagaFanChannel Месяц назад +12

      ​@@dustinprewitt so basically like Nagash from warhammer fantasy

  • @guydreamr
    @guydreamr Месяц назад +796

    Rome: I feel sorry for you.
    Alexander: I don't think of you at all.

    • @pizzalunch382
      @pizzalunch382 Месяц назад +14

      Bravo 👏👏😂

    • @NovikNikolovic
      @NovikNikolovic Месяц назад +47

      Rome: You lost everything. It's a pity.
      Alexander: I don't even know who you are.

    • @Cleeon
      @Cleeon 25 дней назад +6

      Latter, many Roman senators and writers, really admire Alexander, even some of their imperator, seeking some way of other to claim they're the inheritors of Alexander.
      Why that achievement not inherited to one of Greeks polis?
      I think, only Roman, who succeeded to combine Athens and Sparta, combined some elements and become the mighty of Roma

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 20 дней назад

      “The worst thing he can say is no”

    • @BeepBoop896
      @BeepBoop896 15 дней назад

      Doesn’t this line in mad men indicate the exact opposite of what you’re saying? Don really did feel threatened by Ginsberg, and the bravado he puts on with that line makes it kind of obvious that he was feeling insecure?

  • @solar7927
    @solar7927 Месяц назад +48

    "*Sparta was just there being difficult*" a great summary of Greek history right there

    • @neutronalchemist3241
      @neutronalchemist3241 Месяц назад +11

      Sparta was considered a joke at this point. He didn't personally take it just out of respect for its past. That also explains his expansion eastward. He grew up in the myth of the Persian wars.
      Alexander's regent, taking care of Macedon, assembled a spare army and defeated Sparta while Alexander was away invading Persia....turning Sparta into a vassal state.

  • @nonameuserua
    @nonameuserua Месяц назад +7682

    The only man ever who’s never thought about the Roman Empire

    • @martintang2885
      @martintang2885 Месяц назад +675

      Cant think of the roman empire when it doesnt exist yet

    • @rebbrown7140
      @rebbrown7140 Месяц назад +312

      ​@martintang2885 +1 obvious point for you my friend, and -1 for not getting the joke

    • @technobladeleakedclips1827
      @technobladeleakedclips1827 Месяц назад +1

      Liberal males dont ever think about Rome or greece. They only think about Africa and palestine

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse Месяц назад +95

      This meme was never funny

    • @technobladeleakedclips1827
      @technobladeleakedclips1827 Месяц назад +1

      Liberal males never think of the Roman empire, only africa and p*lestine

  • @AmethystTheFoxx
    @AmethystTheFoxx Месяц назад +4909

    his title getting continuously closer to great is really funny

    • @paulluka2029
      @paulluka2029 Месяц назад +155

      The: ok
      The: pretty good
      The: the notable
      Then he conquered the afterlife and became
      The: great 😅

    • @Nagizak1
      @Nagizak1 Месяц назад +45

      FR bro this guy humor should be arrested because its always killing me.

    • @hentehoo27
      @hentehoo27 Месяц назад +28

      If Alexander had conquered Rome, would he have become _Alexander the Magnificent_ ?

    • @tomislavmirkovic1126
      @tomislavmirkovic1126 Месяц назад +10

      He would've become Alexander the Bisonette

    • @fildafernandes4366
      @fildafernandes4366 Месяц назад +5

      ​@@hentehoo27Or the Alexander of all Alexander's?

  • @CG-yq2xy
    @CG-yq2xy Месяц назад +429

    Alexander the Great: _Doesn't conquer Rome_
    His second cousin: *Oh boy do I have an idea........*

    • @galanopouloc
      @galanopouloc Месяц назад +23

      Underrated comment right here 😆

    • @Jon14141
      @Jon14141 Месяц назад +3

      @@BOSIE321Damn

    • @texenna
      @texenna Месяц назад +5

      Underrated

    • @beetlebg3759
      @beetlebg3759 Месяц назад +17

      Don’t understand do explain

    • @texenna
      @texenna Месяц назад +75

      @@beetlebg3759 phyrrus of Epirus attempted to take Rome 2nd cousin of alexander

  • @RazKoller
    @RazKoller Месяц назад +281

    'Unfortunately for Phillip, before this could happen, it was time to get stabbed to death'. 😆
    I never get tired of your trademark sarcastic way of telling history. 🙂

  • @parkerdixon-word6295
    @parkerdixon-word6295 Месяц назад +1235

    A nice, neat combination of "Italy and Rome weren't important in the eyes of any of Alexander's Greek inner circle" and "Boy was already busy, alright?"

    • @hypothalapotamus5293
      @hypothalapotamus5293 Месяц назад +8

      Which would you better like to reenact, Xenophon's Anabasis or the Athenian invasion of Sicily?
      Pillaging your way across Persia sounds a lot better than dying of thirst in a quarry.

    • @channel_archistoriac
      @channel_archistoriac Месяц назад +1

      Alexander the G. on oriental sources was a cousin of himself Kirus - the shah of Persia. He didn't even step on the land of the other side of Bosphorus. Medieval sources about him are more interesting than what Vanilla wikipedists willed to mention about.​@@hypothalapotamus5293

    • @Booz2020
      @Booz2020 Месяц назад +2

      ROME Wasn't Built In One Day 👀💯

    • @neutronalchemist3241
      @neutronalchemist3241 Месяц назад +8

      Rome, yes, it wasn't that important by then. But the cities of Magna Grecia, in the south of Italy, were arguably the richest cities of the Greek world, and were technically considered Greece (their citizens participated to the Olympics, and many of the most famous winners, and of "Greek" philosophers, came from there). So Alexander conquered Persia, Egypt (that was part of Persia at the time), but only half of the Greek world.

    • @channel_archistoriac
      @channel_archistoriac Месяц назад +3

      @@neutronalchemist3241 This is so ridiculous explanation of why Alexander did not go there :) He didn't go there because he never stepped on the European side of Bosphorus. He has always lived either in Asia Minor or Middle East.

  • @thegeneralissimo470
    @thegeneralissimo470 Месяц назад +1616

    Alexander the Third, Alexander the Okay, Alexander the Pretty Good, Alexander the Notable, Alexander the Great, Alexander the Dead.

    • @DacLMK
      @DacLMK Месяц назад +46

      Later on in the late 20th-21st century "Alexander the Macedon"" Alexander the not Greek but Macedonian who are confused Bulgarians claiming to be descendants of Alexander"
      It's fun being a Mace- sorry, a "Serbianized Bulgarian who thinks is a Macedonian"
      Balkan moment.

    • @semideiaspranome
      @semideiaspranome Месяц назад +8

      ​@@DacLMKIn fact Alexander was macedonic, a barbaric people helenized. Alexander was greek, but ethnic he was macedonic. Its like being a gaulish, being assimilated to the roman culture and then forming your own empire that spread the roman culture

    • @Newramsin
      @Newramsin Месяц назад +2

      Wasn't he also, Alexander the Butch?

    • @Dragblacker
      @Dragblacker Месяц назад +4

      "Alexander the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad"

    • @joachimschoder
      @joachimschoder Месяц назад +5

      @@Newramsin His boyfriend thought so. (And yes, he definitely had sexual relations with men. The modern concept of homosexuality wasn't really much of a concern back then.)

  • @alejandroparra362
    @alejandroparra362 Месяц назад +94

    There's a single, yet important point, that's not mentioned here, and is that Alexander actually went to attack Rome, just not Alexander III but Alexander of Epirus, brother-in-law of Alexander III by marriage with his sister Cleopatra, his uncle as he was Olimpia younger brother, and a very close friend of Alexander III. The greek colonies asked for help against Italian barbarians and Roma, and the answer came from Alexander of Epirus, and previous of Alexander III expedition againts Persia both Alexander made a "pact" in wich one would be the "Eastern Alexander" and the other the "Western Alexander". Alexander of Epirus expedition went frankly pretty good (for the italians) and he died, wich would be one of the major "casus belli" that later Pirro of Epirus would use to invade Italy again. Alexander III after knowing about his uncle/brother-in-law/BFF planned to invade Italy too, but he was soon affected by a major case of death so his plans were permanently delayed.

    • @carlosvicedoalbors1200
      @carlosvicedoalbors1200 Месяц назад +8

      I was searching this comment. Pretty cool piece of history.

    • @pp38pp
      @pp38pp Месяц назад +6

      Exactly!

    • @Fixundfertig1
      @Fixundfertig1 26 дней назад +1

      Pirro would make famous his type of close victory

    • @nugolderp4115
      @nugolderp4115 25 дней назад

      Ohhh, ok is not THE Cleopatra, it's A Cleopatra

    • @alejandroparra362
      @alejandroparra362 25 дней назад

      @@nugolderp4115 More precisely, she is the Cleopatra who served as the "inspiration" for the name Cleopatra VII of Egypt (and a lot more Cleopatras in Egypt), who was from the Ptolemaic dynasty (Alexander's general).

  • @josephsmith688
    @josephsmith688 Месяц назад +7

    Thanks to all the patreons! You make these quality videos possible and all of us can enjoy them.

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 Месяц назад +1281

    1. He died after going east instead of west so never had the chance to meet Rome in battle
    2. Rome was hardly the military giant it would become when he left Greece, he had no reason to consider Italy for a second when Persia was right there.
    But if he had lived and returned to Babylon to centralise and unify his new empire? It’s entirely possible he would have turned his attention west.

    • @lightworker2956
      @lightworker2956 Месяц назад +98

      Indeed. Also 3. I suspect that Persia was much richer than Italy at this point in history. So, better loot.

    • @user-vv4gz7lq1e
      @user-vv4gz7lq1e Месяц назад +187

      ​@@lightworker2956 there is nothing to suspect, compared to Persia Italy was an irrelevant backwater

    • @trevorbeyer9720
      @trevorbeyer9720 Месяц назад +84

      ​@@user-vv4gz7lq1e Achaemenid India alone was more valuable than italy at this point

    • @bb1111116
      @bb1111116 Месяц назад +48

      As the video mentions, going west at the time, would have meant fighting Carthage, which was the major power in the central Mediterranean. Alexander’s biggest obstacle in doing this was that he died young.

    • @bernitiel
      @bernitiel Месяц назад +14

      When he went in Anatolia he could barely afford to take a small army across. I don't think he could have afforded to go west first, anyway

  • @awesomehpt8938
    @awesomehpt8938 Месяц назад +939

    Didn’t Alexander want to reach the “encircling ocean” by conquering Asia? That was one of his dreams. Can’t do that if you go west and take over Rome.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Месяц назад +10

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @real_nosferatu
      @real_nosferatu Месяц назад +51

      He could've reached the Pillars of Hercules

    • @ldubt4494
      @ldubt4494 Месяц назад +19

      He would have still needed to reach the western encircling ocean as well for World Domination

    • @toastyanon8902
      @toastyanon8902 Месяц назад +16

      “Taking Rome” was step number 3 after the Oceand

    • @westsidermetalhead4997
      @westsidermetalhead4997 Месяц назад +56

      When he and his men reached the Hindus Valley to the south east, they tried to find a path through or north east of the Great Hights (Himalayas). They couldn't find anything and the mountains to the north had no end so they gave up and after that he agreed with his men to go back home.

  • @mogyesz9
    @mogyesz9 Месяц назад +2

    Your videos are genius. The way you omit parts to frame a 3 minute video are stunning.

  • @valmid5069
    @valmid5069 Месяц назад +2

    This makes me have some hype for that upcoming Alexander the Great series
    Can’t wait for more great content!!!

  • @harveya1a952
    @harveya1a952 Месяц назад +1000

    It was because James Bisonette controlled Rome

    • @TheOGDisco
      @TheOGDisco Месяц назад +19

      Obviously

    • @Cyanduck485
      @Cyanduck485 Месяц назад +34

      Top 10 greatest generals of all time

    • @michaeljcalleja
      @michaeljcalleja Месяц назад +18

      these jokes are getting old now

    • @TransKidsMafia
      @TransKidsMafia Месяц назад +1

      I saved myself for marriage but found out I married a trans woman on our wedding night.

    • @thegeneralissimo470
      @thegeneralissimo470 Месяц назад +3

      Damn, beat me to it.

  • @AlexC-ou4ju
    @AlexC-ou4ju Месяц назад +304

    Fun fact: My name is Alexander
    Other fun fact: My dad's name is Philip
    less fun fact: I'm 31

    • @orcabeast8006
      @orcabeast8006 Месяц назад +73

      You’ve only got one year left man…
      R.I.P

    • @wilhelmbuzzkyll
      @wilhelmbuzzkyll Месяц назад +54

      You haven’t conquered the world yet so I think you’re safe from bodyguard assassination

    • @bork6506
      @bork6506 Месяц назад +12

      Soon

    • @callnight1441
      @callnight1441 Месяц назад +23

      now complete the family and have two sons: one named Alexander and one named Herakles

    • @010101110100
      @010101110100 Месяц назад +28

      Have you considered backpacking in Central Asia

  • @Larsemillarsen
    @Larsemillarsen Месяц назад

    One of the best videos you have ever made. Great work!

  • @joesomebody3365
    @joesomebody3365 Месяц назад +1

    I was curious to this question for some time. Thanks for making these videos, they are great.

  • @Techno963
    @Techno963 Месяц назад +64

    The whelmed face on the chest plate is a phenomenal detail

    • @mightywurlitzer
      @mightywurlitzer Месяц назад +1

      Is that from another video? I don't remember seeing it

    • @anderskorsback4104
      @anderskorsback4104 Месяц назад +9

      I suspect it's meant to be Medusa. Anyway, detail like that is peak History Matters.

  • @aldotorres1983
    @aldotorres1983 Месяц назад +118

    Imagine if he would've conquered all of the Mediterranean after Persia. He'd be known as "Alexander the Slightly Greater" and that Oliver Stone movie would've been even painfully longer!

    • @silentecho92able
      @silentecho92able Месяц назад +4

      they gonna need a part 2 for it.

    • @analander9222
      @analander9222 Месяц назад

      There's really no reason to believe the rest of the Mediterranean would fold like Persia. I mean first he need to break through Carthaginian navy at least

  • @yazovgaming
    @yazovgaming Месяц назад

    You made the video so comedic. It's Perfect!

  • @muhammadhabibieamiro3639
    @muhammadhabibieamiro3639 Месяц назад +1

    Another amazing video

  • @HoennMaster
    @HoennMaster Месяц назад +148

    Didn’t have the financial backing of James Bissonette, Kelly Moneymaker, and Spinning Three Plates of course.

    • @gerwaltspodnovigradu5508
      @gerwaltspodnovigradu5508 Месяц назад +10

      If anyone can get the power of all 3 at once, they can become unstoppable,unmoored, uncaged, downright unreasonable

    • @ecurewitz
      @ecurewitz Месяц назад +4

      Don’t forget Words on Books Podcast

    • @balabanasireti
      @balabanasireti Месяц назад

      Boooring

    • @vrextar
      @vrextar 20 дней назад

      @@gerwaltspodnovigradu5508 The Triforce of History Matters.

  • @GaryAdame777
    @GaryAdame777 Месяц назад +40

    Summarized: He was too busy with Persia, lacked knowledge on Rome, and kicked the bucket very early.

    • @JacobPaul-ix7oc
      @JacobPaul-ix7oc Месяц назад +1

      Daniel 8
      1 In the third year of the reign of king Belshazzar a vision appeared unto me, even unto me Daniel, after that which appeared unto me at the first.
      2 And I saw in a vision; and it came to pass, when I saw, that I was at Shushan in the palace, which is in the province of Elam; and I saw in a vision, and I was by the river of Ulai.
      3 Then I lifted up mine eyes, and saw, and, behold, there stood before the river a ram which had two horns: and the two horns were high; but one was higher than the other, and the higher came up last.
      4 I saw the ram pushing westward, and northward, and southward; so that no beasts might stand before him, neither was there any that could deliver out of his hand; but he did according to his will, and became great.
      5 And as I was considering, behold, *an he goat came from the west* on the face of the whole earth, and touched not the ground: and the goat had a notable horn between his eyes.
      6 And he came to the ram that had two horns, which I had seen standing before the river, and ran unto him in the fury of his power.
      7 And I saw him come close unto the ram, and he was moved with choler against him, and smote the ram, and brake his two horns: and there was no power in the ram to stand before him, but he cast him down to the ground, and stamped upon him: and there was none that could deliver the ram out of his hand.
      8 *Therefore the he goat waxed very great: and when he was strong, the great horn was broken;* and for it came up four notable ones toward the four winds of heaven.
      9 And out of one of them came forth a little horn, which waxed exceeding great, toward the south, and toward the east, and toward the pleasant land.
      10 And it waxed great, even to the host of heaven; and it cast down some of the host and of the stars to the ground, and stamped upon them.
      11 Yea, he magnified himself even to the prince of the host, and by him the daily sacrifice was taken away, and the place of the sanctuary was cast down.
      12 And an host was given him against the daily sacrifice by reason of transgression, and it cast down the truth to the ground; and it practised, and prospered.
      13 Then I heard one saint speaking, and another saint said unto that certain saint which spake, How long shall be the vision concerning the daily sacrifice, and the transgression of desolation, to give both the sanctuary and the host to be trodden under foot?
      14 And he said unto me, Unto two thousand and three hundred days; then shall the sanctuary be cleansed.
      15 And it came to pass, when I, even I Daniel, had seen the vision, and sought for the meaning, then, behold, there stood before me as the appearance of a man.
      16 And I heard a man's voice between the banks of Ulai, which called, and said, Gabriel, make this man to understand the vision.
      17 So he came near where I stood: and when he came, I was afraid, and fell upon my face: but he said unto me, Understand, O son of man: for at the time of the end shall be the vision.
      18 Now as he was speaking with me, I was in a deep sleep on my face toward the ground: but he touched me, and set me upright.
      19 And he said, Behold, I will make thee know what shall be in the last end of the indignation: for at the time appointed the end shall be.
      20 *The ram which thou sawest having two horns are the kings of Media and Persia.*
      21 *And the rough goat is the king of Grecia: and the great horn that is between his eyes is the first king.* (Alexander the Great)
      22 Now that being broken, whereas four stood up for it, four kingdoms shall stand up out of the nation, but not in his power.
      (Lysimachus, Ptolemy I, Cassander, Seleucus I Nicator.)
      23 And in the latter time of their kingdom, when the transgressors are come to the full, a king of fierce countenance, and understanding dark sentences, shall stand up.
      (Antiochus Epiphanes)
      24 And his power shall be mighty, but not by his own power: and he shall destroy wonderfully, and shall prosper, and practise, and shall destroy the mighty and the holy people.
      25 And through his policy also he shall cause craft to prosper in his hand; and he shall magnify himself in his heart, and by peace shall destroy many: he shall also stand up against the Prince of princes; but he shall be broken without hand.
      (Antiochus Epiphanes dies of illness.)
      26 And the vision of the evening and the morning which was told is true: wherefore shut thou up the vision; for it shall be for many days.
      27 And I Daniel fainted, and was sick certain days; afterward I rose up, and did the king's business; and I was astonished at the vision, but none understood it.

  • @atminbajs8970
    @atminbajs8970 Месяц назад

    we enjoy all your episodes please dont stop love it

  • @Bribridude130
    @Bribridude130 Месяц назад +1

    I am glad for finally made a video about Classical history. You should make more videos on ancient history because most of your videos seem to be about Early Modern or Modern history.

  • @paleoph6168
    @paleoph6168 Месяц назад +250

    1:21
    "...thereby becoming Alexander 'the okay.'"
    Lmao

    • @makarabaduk1754
      @makarabaduk1754 Месяц назад +16

      If you name your child "Alexander the Adequate" they are bound to overcompensate.

    • @ecurewitz
      @ecurewitz Месяц назад +7

      So much better than Alexander the meh

    • @Jon14141
      @Jon14141 Месяц назад

      Indeed

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel 23 дня назад

      "Great King" was at the time regarded as a title of the Iranian shah, so Alexander could not call himself "great" and be taken seriously until he had secured the whole of Iran.
      That's the historical truth behind the joke (which is a good joke precisely because there's truth in it).

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel 23 дня назад

      *sidenote: I understand that Antiochus III reconquered a lot of Iran to the point of making the Parthians into vassals, so he styled himself "the Great" too. Which was not recognised in Rome; although Rome did allow that Alexander had been Magnus.

  • @sorryitsmoops
    @sorryitsmoops Месяц назад +433

    Interesting piece of trivia about how Alexander became a Jewish name:
    "...Shimon HaTzaddik then took Alexander the Great on a tour of the Holy Temple. Alexander, impressed, wished to donate gold to have an image of himself placed in the Holy Temple so that he would be immortalized. Shimon demurred, saying that it was forbidden for the Jews to have graven images, and certainly not in the Temple. He suggested that he instead give the gold to the poor. And as for memorializing the occasion, Shimon suggested an even better way: all male kohanim born that year would be named “Alexander.”
    Alexander liked the idea, and the Jews, who were very thankful to Alexander for all that he did for them, including sparing the Holy Temple from destruction, gratefully named their children after him. Thus, the name Alexander forever became a Jewish name."

    • @lrw6447
      @lrw6447 Месяц назад +48

      That’s pretty cool actually

    • @EvilEgg331
      @EvilEgg331 Месяц назад +12

      Where is that quote from?

    • @nestoreleuteriopaivabendo5415
      @nestoreleuteriopaivabendo5415 Месяц назад +5

      ​@@EvilEgg331
      Ward.

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman Месяц назад +93

      So he didn't just spare Israel from a rampage, but respected the local culture, gave money to the poor, and -- best of all -- went west and never came back. No wonder they liked him so much.

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv Месяц назад +57

      I never thought of it as a Jewish name. I always associated it with Greeks and Scotland.

  • @Clock_Man_2763
    @Clock_Man_2763 Месяц назад +27

    I like how Alexander’s name progressively levels up, he really came a long way, from uniting Greece to conquering the afterlife 🙏

  • @spino-ace
    @spino-ace Месяц назад +2

    2 history videos on alexander from 2 history channels in 24 hours? This is awesome!!

  • @RepublicOfTruth
    @RepublicOfTruth Месяц назад +146

    Love this channels humor.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Месяц назад +3

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

  • @LOLE_Editz
    @LOLE_Editz Месяц назад +186

    Surprised, there isn't a Jack Rackham collab since you two posted the same topic on the same day.

    • @Dyknown
      @Dyknown Месяц назад +36

      Something something James Bisonette something something.
      Still that is one strange coinkidink

    • @therwfer
      @therwfer Месяц назад +17

      I believe in coincidences, they happen every day. But I don't trust coincidences.

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer Месяц назад +8

      Yeah, I was watching Jack Rackam's (no h) video when this one came up in my notifications. Since neither of them mention the other one, I have to assume it was just a weird coincidence.

    • @Mystral42
      @Mystral42 Месяц назад

      @@therwfer Garak quote FTW

  • @Arash1996
    @Arash1996 Месяц назад

    It was great as always, perfect👍

  • @SiameseOnMC
    @SiameseOnMC Месяц назад

    Very good vid!

  • @cojakproc293
    @cojakproc293 Месяц назад +37

    I am genuinely amused and thrilled to hear about "Alexander the notable" going on to "conquer the afterlife". Splendid work as always! :D

  • @anthonyn.7379
    @anthonyn.7379 Месяц назад +70

    Absolutely love the (possibly unintentional) coordination between History Matters and Jack Rackam on posting Alexander the Great videos on the same day

  • @londonbudgetgardner5205
    @londonbudgetgardner5205 24 дня назад

    Excellent video ❤

  • @WhoIsCalli
    @WhoIsCalli Месяц назад

    Very good, thanks

  • @user-jm3qr5bv4m
    @user-jm3qr5bv4m Месяц назад +138

    If history matters did another video about Albania he would call it "the land where every bunker ever was"
    Edit Alexander the notable is very notable

    • @emmiannon1266
      @emmiannon1266 Месяц назад +7

      He did a video about albania in relation to its soviet and chinese relations where he mentioned the bunkers

    • @user-jm3qr5bv4m
      @user-jm3qr5bv4m Месяц назад +1

      I know but if he did ANOTHER

  • @ObliviAce
    @ObliviAce Месяц назад +21

    I love how you're basically referring to alexander's nickname the same way blue from OSP does

  • @danielstelmach8456
    @danielstelmach8456 Месяц назад +4

    Love the video as always!
    Small nerdy correction: after the battle of Leuktra in 371 Sparta lost Messenia and was only half the shown size at 00:37

  • @heytchap
    @heytchap Месяц назад

    “It was time to get stabbed to death” had me absolutely rolling. Hilarious. 😂
    Your videos are generally great, but this one was exceptionally funny and fun.

  • @TheTimurdempire
    @TheTimurdempire Месяц назад +13

    I always love your videos man

  • @Marylandbrony
    @Marylandbrony Месяц назад +25

    I like how Alexander's titles steadily escalate.

  • @codyurso3370
    @codyurso3370 Месяц назад

    I love this channel because every time I see a new video title, my first thought is always, “That’s a great question.”

  • @justahobbiest
    @justahobbiest Месяц назад

    I see someone else is a fan of overlysarcastic productions.
    Incredible that you once again managed to find your niche on such a heavily covered topic,epic as ever!

  • @A-The-Great
    @A-The-Great Месяц назад +50

    Cam you do a video about The an lushan rebellion

    • @luket.9113
      @luket.9113 Месяц назад +7

      That'd be cool. I'm for that.

    • @username.exenotfound2943
      @username.exenotfound2943 Месяц назад +1

      he used to do 10 mins videos so a 10 min video on the an lushan rebellion would have been great

  • @quandangle9397
    @quandangle9397 Месяц назад +13

    Could you do a short documentary on Sweden in the great northern war?

  • @ArthurCSchaper
    @ArthurCSchaper Месяц назад

    Fascinating!

  • @susymay7831
    @susymay7831 Месяц назад

    Really good ❤

  • @Caniewaak
    @Caniewaak Месяц назад +3

    Two Alexander videos in one day? What a conquest!

  • @tenminutes4876
    @tenminutes4876 Месяц назад +5

    I've always wondered what the relationship between rome and Alexander was but never thought about it for more than a moment. Ty

    • @TheAdmirableAdmiral
      @TheAdmirableAdmiral Месяц назад

      Rome was an up and coming backwater and the Greek states were well established. Its why Pyrrhus of Epirus tried to conquer rome and despite winning many victories could never conquer all of southern italy. Also remember a failed expedition to italy is what bankrupted Athens in the Pelopenesian war.
      Italy was to the Greeks what Germany was to the Romans.

    • @ChronosHellas
      @ChronosHellas Месяц назад

      @@TheAdmirableAdmiralThe Athenian expedition has nothing to do with Italic tribes nor Rome. The Athenians attacked Syracuse which was Greek.

    • @TheAdmirableAdmiral
      @TheAdmirableAdmiral Месяц назад

      @@ChronosHellas hmmm you maybe right. for some reason I assumed Pyrus was associated with the Sicilian expedition but I could be off by a few hundred years. thanks for the perspective.

  • @channel_lurker
    @channel_lurker Месяц назад

    been a while since i laughed out loud at these, good one sir good one

  • @kevinboyle538
    @kevinboyle538 Месяц назад

    Great channel

  • @jonbaxter2254
    @jonbaxter2254 Месяц назад +6

    Alexander, being the giga-chad he was, saw into the future where Rome conquered all.
    He respected the grindset and headed east.

  • @Eeve3_Lord
    @Eeve3_Lord Месяц назад +102

    James Bissonette was too busy advising him

  • @makikookamoto1938
    @makikookamoto1938 Месяц назад +1

    Please do a video about the forgotten overseas territories of Sweden!🙏(I'm subbed to you)

  • @chris1141987
    @chris1141987 Месяц назад

    You and jack rackam both doing alexander vids today.... epic

  • @ThePelvi
    @ThePelvi Месяц назад +24

    0:34 "Except for Sparta, which was just there being difficult."
    Love it. Could also sum up the plot of 300 in a single sentence.
    Edit to add: This video had so many gems. Thanks for this one!

    • @Intranetusa
      @Intranetusa Месяц назад +10

      Sparta was considered a joke at this point. Alexander's regent taking care of Macedon took a spare army and defeated Sparta while Alexander was away invading Persia....turning Sparta into a vassal state.

    • @neutronalchemist3241
      @neutronalchemist3241 Месяц назад +1

      He didn't personally take Sparta just out of respect for its past. That also explains his expansion eastward. He grew up in the myth of the Persian wars.

  • @shivumganesh
    @shivumganesh Месяц назад +3

    Yess some pre-Roman History Matters content!

  • @vonzigle
    @vonzigle Месяц назад +2

    Thanks!

    • @EmptyShark
      @EmptyShark Месяц назад

      Dude donated and havent received a single like. This is prob my first time seeing something like this. Anyway, take my like and reply.

  • @makutas-v261
    @makutas-v261 Месяц назад

    Finally this is the video we needed

  • @PassportReasons
    @PassportReasons Месяц назад +3

    Could you do a second part where you explain his conquests in the afterlife?

  • @user-pz4su9fi9r
    @user-pz4su9fi9r Месяц назад +10

    Greek guy here. We say "Philip" the English way, not the French way.
    Technically, we say "Philippos", stressed on the first sylabble. It means "friend of horses" or, more acurrately, "he who loves horses".

  • @mahzarX
    @mahzarX Месяц назад

    My god I love this RUclipsr.

  • @USSResolute
    @USSResolute Месяц назад

    When i need a laugh, I watch one of your shorts, because they are comedic gold.

  • @13lackhood
    @13lackhood Месяц назад +9

    If Alexander had gone west, and conguered italy, do you think we would had seen another succesor state in italy like the once in the east Antigonid Macedonia, Attalid Pergamum, Seleucid Syria, and Ptolemaic Egypt and what would that have changed

    • @bobmcbob49
      @bobmcbob49 Месяц назад +1

      I don't think there would've ever been a Roman Empire if Alexander encountered the Republic.

    • @MaXiMoS54
      @MaXiMoS54 Месяц назад +1

      You would see a successor Carthage, I doubt Alexander would have resources to take Rome after or the interest.

  • @primesonic4459
    @primesonic4459 Месяц назад +4

    Because Rome was practically nothing in Italy alone much less compared to the MASSIVE Prize that is the Persian Empire

  • @killer9kid
    @killer9kid Месяц назад

    Wonderful video :)) true character development seen from Alexander :))

  • @throttledan
    @throttledan Месяц назад

    This sets up a good background of what was going on in this part of the world at this time, giving interesting context to Oversimplified's ongoing Punic War series.

  • @average_rite
    @average_rite Месяц назад +7

    I died laughing when you said Alexander the okay😂😂

  • @ElArgelinoBasado1962
    @ElArgelinoBasado1962 Месяц назад +3

    Pyrrhus of Epirus kinda tried and was successful,until he wasn't for winning but losing too much,coining the term pyrrhic victory

  • @kcaleb
    @kcaleb Месяц назад

    Ya know, it's silly how good these videos actually are.

  • @Robert-do3cd
    @Robert-do3cd Месяц назад

    You've got the greatest intro on RUclips.

  • @n.s.mcmahon6180
    @n.s.mcmahon6180 Месяц назад +3

    James Bissonette was living there at the time.

  • @mattatatatattat8789
    @mattatatatattat8789 Месяц назад +4

    Why are you calling Phillip "Felipe"? 😭

  • @martinhogg5337
    @martinhogg5337 Месяц назад

    Excellent and funny!

  • @christophloffler7150
    @christophloffler7150 Месяц назад +1

    More videos about antiquity please 🤩

  • @Andrew-sn4tl
    @Andrew-sn4tl Месяц назад +7

    What happened to the the Orthodox Church during the Soviet Union?

    • @010101110100
      @010101110100 Месяц назад +6

      Good question but the answer is kind of boring. They weren’t destroyed but kept p quiet. The CCCP didn’t dare to have anti-Christian pogroms

    • @richardstephens5570
      @richardstephens5570 Месяц назад

      @@010101110100 Not as boring as you say. In 1995 a Russian commission(Headed by Alexander Yakovlev) stated that 200,000 Russian Orthodox priests, monks and nuns had been killed under Soviet rule. Thousands of churches had been destroyed.

    • @dontsearchdocumentingreali9621
      @dontsearchdocumentingreali9621 23 дня назад +1

      Nothing changed. Russian patriarch Kiril is a Kgb agent approved by Putin.

  • @user-zj1bf4se7n
    @user-zj1bf4se7n Месяц назад +4

    Short answer. West of greece were only unworthy barbarisns, while east of greece were half-worthy barbarians 😅

  • @eric-wb7gj
    @eric-wb7gj Месяц назад

    TY 🙏🙏

  • @FlorentPlacide
    @FlorentPlacide Месяц назад

    Wow, for the first time since I follow this channel I had thought about it too, quite recently actually.

  • @eliteplier
    @eliteplier Месяц назад +3

    James bizonette told him not to

  • @taker68
    @taker68 Месяц назад +3

    But what if Alexander had lived longer? He was only 32. He might have gotten around to Rome at some point.

  • @David_Crayford
    @David_Crayford Месяц назад

    The subtle references to death make an interesting change from the normal *thud* =drops to the ground animation= in previous videos.

  • @eamonahern7495
    @eamonahern7495 Месяц назад

    You know this channel has been going for a long time when Charles I is a supporter.

  • @frederickheard2022
    @frederickheard2022 Месяц назад +3

    TLDR: Asia was the center of the civilized world, and it wasn’t worth anyone’s effort to go conquer the dingy backwaters of Europe.

  • @michaelowino228
    @michaelowino228 Месяц назад +11

    New video idea: When the British won the 7 years war, why were there more French descended people in Canada than in the regions west of the Appalachian mountains?

    • @ianpatterson6552
      @ianpatterson6552 Месяц назад

      Cos the latter was but sparsely populated then, the Alleghany Proclamation prevented the 13 colonies from expanding west into ‘Indian’ Country. One of the causes of the War of Independence.

    • @scockery
      @scockery Месяц назад

      One does not simply walk into Appalachia. Its Black Peaks are guarded by more than just Indians. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.

    • @jakarnilson
      @jakarnilson Месяц назад +3

      It was mainly due to the policies of New France. The French government, for more than a century, was focused on transplanting the rural feudal system along the shores of the Saint Lawrence up to the split with the Ottawa river. The lands to the West were left mainly to the fur trade, and thus were not developed further than trading and defensive outposts. The fact that the St. Lawrence was frozen half the year did also hinder the back and forth with the metropole, which slowed down the growth compared to the British colonies further South on the coastline.

  • @Dolphin192
    @Dolphin192 3 дня назад

    good video

  • @thorskjelver8564
    @thorskjelver8564 Месяц назад +2

    I appreciate that you take some really dumb pop history questions to just pithily explain these historical concepts.

  • @titanics.o.s2101
    @titanics.o.s2101 Месяц назад +3

    So after all that time history matters finally reveled us that there were five Alexanders and not one
    Alexander III
    Alexander The Okey
    Alexander The Pretty Good
    Alexander The Notable
    Alexander The Great

  • @nankam
    @nankam Месяц назад +6

    Seems like a question for people without even a basic, rough understanding of the timeline of Classical Greece and the Roman Republic.

  • @BamBamAbraham
    @BamBamAbraham Месяц назад +1

    Nice

  • @stratospheric37
    @stratospheric37 Месяц назад +3

    TLDW: Rome wasn't very important

    • @aleger620
      @aleger620 24 дня назад

      And main reason, nor very rich too 😂

  • @shrimpisdelicious
    @shrimpisdelicious Месяц назад +4

    Boy, Alexander the James Bissonette sure had a lot of titles, didn't he?

  • @miladeskandari7
    @miladeskandari7 Месяц назад +1

    This is going to ba classic

  • @jhon6378
    @jhon6378 Месяц назад +5

    James Bisonette ❤

  • @alt1f4
    @alt1f4 Месяц назад +6

    Brazil