If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a 'zoo'! Unless it's a farm!
Yeah man we can dream… if they did though it would be a bitch to balance because the Chinese AI would probably steamroll due to the amount of levies they would have
@@Northumbrian26 i hope they have an unique goverment and you can call in your vassals into wars like tribal rulers in ck2. but they have huge opinion debuffs by something so it would be hard to stabilize
Yo Dino of house stan, love your stuff. It might be a bit too much to ask but a CK2 Elder kings game would be pretty awesome. If not then that is fine too, cause I'd watch you shit your pants and still laugh.
Genuine question, do you ever roleplay this game in your personal time? You're really good at gaming the system but I was wondering if you ever just play it with limitations
Comrade can you please play a Ck2 mod called Tianxia? It is really well done and feels like an official expansion rather than a mod. It adds all of China, Manchuria, SE Asia, Korea, Indonesia and Japan to the game and is really fun. I recommend that you play one of the Chinese Warlords in 936 start because I played that and it was very fun. Also you can have 1000 concubines.
The best impersonation of our great lord, the shogun 2 councilor
He's the best character in total war
I can't stop laughing.
HONORABLE DISPLAY!
That's some perfect Samurai Retainer voice acting, 10/10.
He's my idol
@@Dino_Stan Mf you sound like muscle man if he's shitting a an absolute bomb shell
The "I'm never using trip advisor again" made me almost spill my coffee. Thank you and stay wholesome.
You stay wholesome too my friend
I cannot describe how absolutely hilarious this video was. I'm so happy I found this channel
Thanks for enjoying the larp
I’m glad that we all agree this movie is Tom ‘Little Man’ Cruise’s best work.
His magnum opus
@@Dino_Stan His magnum condom.
The shorter the King, the taller the crown
You killed Da Baby to take over the whole Japan, brilliant!
I hope da baby can forgive me
So epic to see him become the Crusader King 3.
I'm not crusader king 3
Just ragequit my ck2 run for slavic union and I see the Man himself is back with another wholesome video.
This channel is top 3 of youtube no doubt
Slavic union in ck2 was so hard to create, understand the frustration
Video idea
Create a Cruise dynasty in Ireland & a Fraser dynasty in France & buff the shit out of them & Timelapse it & see who wins
If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!
Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor.
Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one.
And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a 'zoo'!
Unless it's a farm!
*rocket jump waltz starts to play*
1:50 unironically a great impression
Thanks 🍻
Finally, the Last Samurai director’s cut
"I'm never gonna use Trip Advisor again!"
Morgan Freeman: Despite saying this, Dino Stan would end up using Trip Advisor once more.
The downward spiral of trip advisor
Seeing a notification for this video on my phone was the only thing that got me through work, and it was all worth it :)
Glad you enjoyed it king
Tom "Literally me" Cruise
Dino stan the disenfranchised voice actor coming out with another hit piece on one of the actors that dragged his name through the dirt.
Punished stan
My Lord, our units are running from the battlefield
Shameful display
MY LORD! A Glooooouurious victory... will soon BE YOURS!
Cutting blow!!
Tom Cruise playing as Uncle Iroh would be pretty rad
He's old enough for the role now
The last samurai,
The first Rupert’s Land Megacampaign
4:31 did you just got beaten by the last two men standing, the absolute legends
They wanted to win more than I did
you're the best paradox youtuber imo bro love your vids
Thanks my brother I appreciate the support
Nothing like a video on Sengoku era with Tom Cruise on Cinco de Mayo whilst eating a taco pizza.
Now I want some Cinco de mayo pizza
Only real homies will appreciate Shogun 2
The greatest total war game
That S2 advisor impression is tooooo good.
He's my spirit animal
"I'm never using tripadvisor again" I am actually shaking a quivering right now
They must win back my trust
My cat freaks out every time you scream, 10/10.
I'm sorry cat 🐈
Babe wake up Dino Stan uploaded
one of your best videos
Thanks king
AAAAAIIIIEEEEEEE Cruise-sama... I kneel....
Unironically fantastic impression of Shogun 2, thought it was a sound board at first
It's a niche impression but I like it
9:51 is when the soul finally left my body for the last time. Arigato.
Arigato
Thats when Dinostan became the shogun 2 total war
Finally
This is the video of all time
This a comment of all time
And that's how scientology came to japan
The real story
Haven't watched the video yet, I'll whip out my phone and watch it during my work meeting, but good job man.
Thanks king
Oh man I loved Tom Cruise in the hit movie Crusader Kings 3
He's the greatest actor of all crusader kings
A Japanese muscle man is something I never thought I would ever hear
A hidden gem
@@Dino_Stan It ain't
new dinor stan video
I love these so much
Thanks 🍻
o dino how did you get tommy cruise,? expensive man.
He owed me a favor
Would be really cool if paradox will release a Asia DLC in the future
We can hope
Yeah man we can dream… if they did though it would be a bitch to balance because the Chinese AI would probably steamroll due to the amount of levies they would have
@@Northumbrian26 i hope they have an unique goverment and you can call in your vassals into wars like tribal rulers in ck2. but they have huge opinion debuffs by something so it would be hard to stabilize
A CUTTING BLOW
Our ally has fallen my lord leaving us to the mercy of the enemy!
@@Dino_Stan I listened to a 6min vid of battle announcements after this vid on god
MY ENEMY IS RUNNING MY LORD, SHAMEFUL DISPALY
I love you dino. Please come back with the deep lore low quality random horror games at the end. That was so good lol
Of course I'll do more, just kinda ran out of games lmao
Yo Dino of house stan, love your stuff. It might be a bit too much to ask but a CK2 Elder kings game would be pretty awesome. If not then that is fine too, cause I'd watch you shit your pants and still laugh.
I do actually gotta play that some point
5:42 Every Paradox DLC in a Nutshell.
Yeah lmao
My lord, the enemy has called you cringe and declared themselves kek!
Shameful display
Thomas Cruiseship is now Shogun 2
Now the sea org owns all of Japan
Those impressions though lol
My niche shogun 2 advisor impression finally has a use
3:08 i cant stop laughing holy shit HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My house didn't like that bit lmao
@@Dino_Stan we need more kurt kobain singing from you
It can be done
The shogun 2 map looking a bit different than I remember
New update
still waiting for KCD :D
I gotta buy that wholesome game
The voices are killing me, great job!
Thanks king
Thanks
This is top quality content dog
Thanks dawg
Japan : Become Shogun 2
Damn lads it's kino time time to get comfy
Comfy gaming
When in Rome...do as the Gauls
Thought this was the Skyrim mod for the first minute
Can't wait for that mod
tom cruise american actor going to japan and becames a shogunate (going wrong)
Crazy hijinks
Finally...
Sengoku 2
Our game
Very nice video “American”
tom cruise American
What mod is that which allows to play until the 18th century and as Japan?
I think fall of the samurai
Make Tyler Durden Fight Club ck3 run next
That could be funny
On xbox one ck3 why cant I change the end date to never end
I don't know if you can get rid of it
what mods are you looking forward to senpai? after the end would be a goldmine of content for you :^)
The game of thrones and after the end are the main ones
i’m confused, did you say you wanted bold or bald children? either way, same
We do it both
Nice
I can hear the pain in your voice
Ck3 ai does this
how'd you get the mod running?, it crashes every time i start the game with it on
For me it just worked, maybe it's not optimized well
@@Dino_Stan I got it to work after deleting it and reinstalling it about 7 times lol
That's the magic of modding
Shogun banzaii
Tom gonna become catholic in the new top gun movie.
Im looking forward to it
That's a shamefur dispray, if I've ever seen one.
Sudoku worthy, if you will.
I'm loosing it
Ayo what this mod called y'all? Thank you
Its called shogunate my bruder
@@Dino_Stan I love you, my habibi
He's literally me
Fourth comment
Would you ever play Stellaris @ some point?
Would probably just gotta find time to buy the dlc
Wow they have a whole Japanese style court
And it's free
Genuine question, do you ever roleplay this game in your personal time? You're really good at gaming the system but I was wondering if you ever just play it with limitations
In multiplayer I'll play more chill
shogun 2 mp live stream :D
We could again sometime
Bazinga
What mod is this
The shogunate mod
Comrade can you please play a Ck2 mod called Tianxia? It is really well done and feels like an official expansion rather than a mod. It adds all of China, Manchuria, SE Asia, Korea, Indonesia and Japan to the game and is really fun. I recommend that you play one of the Chinese Warlords in 936 start because I played that and it was very fun. Also you can have 1000 concubines.
I actually have it installed, but I remember it having issues with performance
@@Dino_Stan Well I see no difference from normal Ck2 on my potato PC so if it runs smoothly for me then it should run really well for you too
play shogun 2 : no
play ck3 japan mods : yes
Yes
GUESS WHAT!!!
Whats up
Nice hustle tons of fun next time eat a salad
Force of nature
Is this a mod or a dlc? (I’m still on ck2) lol
It's a mod, tho it has a lot of content
@@Dino_Stan word, I still rewatch your ck2 content sometimes trying to figure out how tf your so good a world conquest.
Which mod?
It's called shogunate
The last banat
Thousands will die for banat
1 like is one prayer that dinostan does not get arested by the Larp police
I'm on the run
Why he scream
I'm getting into character
TOM CRUISE!? 😲😲😲
Shoulda played the Obama clan my little samurai
it was a missed opportunity
Fun fact: Japanese are actually turks
Deeplore
Larp on
Estonian japan
0/10
Didn't create scientology faith
I failed
Is this mod good?
I liked it, but it's kinda basic atm
@@Dino_Stan yeah I saw you played till like 1820
:D
:D