42 - BOB'S DAD🗿🗿🗿🗿💀 |
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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secretary: but how can i find him...??
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Bob’s dad once lit a lighter, now we call it the sun
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
One day, Bob's Dad decided that he can kill more than two birds with one stone.
That's why we don't have dinosaurs.
Is bobs dad the new chuck Norris now?
@@billboy9115 yes
New Zlatan
Bob’s dad tears are the cure for cancer
Unfortunately, Bob’s dad never cries...
Damn 😮
Bro makes onion cry
@@seyedabdulkaderameerbuhari2085not even onions make him cry sadly
@@Claregiss the joke was the onions cry instead of him.
@@seyedabdulkaderameerbuhari2085 good one 😅
When Bob's dad downloads an app, the app agrees to his terms and conditions 💀
Good one 💀
Best one I’ve heard yet 😂
Best one in the whole comment section so far
Bob's dad= Chuck Norris confirmed?
Yeah 😂
when bob's dad opened a website, the website accepted his cookies
Lol
legend has it that bobs dad played baseball with the meteor that killed the dinosaurs
Fr
😂😂
Lol
Susie:ok I got to bring this carefully
The cup: naw *metal pipe sound-effect*
My ears will die
Song name
No replies? Here
Not Susie it's suji
LOL UDERRATED
If Dad is muscular can't imagine how strong mom is 💀
?
@@BikashHaldar-qe1ks All he said was "?" Dawg, u da one das' weird asfk
@@BikashHaldar-qe1ks yeah bro your the one whos weird he just said “?”
@@BikashHaldar-qe1ks my man the fucker probably doesnt know english that well
@@BikashHaldar-qe1ks looking at ur pfp and name. I can proudly say everyone here agrees u r the biggest weirdo here 🙏
Bob's dad skipped two days of class, and now these days are known as Saturday and Sunday
The fact that Bobs Father has Sans voice but slowed is menacing 💀
🍓🐘LILILILILILILILIKILILI
🍄+🌐+🐈
@@JaxtonBaysmushrooms disco cat. Of course.
Bobs💀
- Do you wonna have a bad time?
This guy needs an extra strong dose of "Dad's Home" / "Dad's at Work."
True but, he need a eclipse.
@@Dont_click_this_profile-v8j ok I wont
Susie tried, Susie tried
A for effort
I don't think they are his bodyguards, but rather his waiters in case he needs anything.
The proteck othes from BOB's DAD
bro took “ dude hurry upppp” to a next level😭😭😭
Bruuhh dude hurry upppp isn't a meme but I get what your saying
mf threw the ship like kratos 💀💀
@@normal2925its a saying?
The fact that Susie’s cooking skills are to the point even simple cups refuse to let themselves be served now
Facts
Bro why are here two waters
@@klatsk no 1 of them is Ionized water theres differences
@Cotton Cookie actually they are food
@@klatsk fun fact: they're your pee that will ascend to the sky and descend back as water 🗿
Bob’s dad once punched the ground, now we have continents💀
Bro's dad is so buff asf 💀
💀
Hes gigachad
the way the Cup reduced itself to atoms got me dying 💀
I never knew glass had a gender now
@@MarcusWithAura French and Spanish be like :
@@skyartzbook 💀
@@MarcusWithAura i forgor 💀
@@MarcusWithAura what
Bob’s dad is the one guy who could actually fight a lion.
I like the FNAF one reference when he turns to his secretary 😂😂keep it u always make me laugh
I thought it would work😏😏😏 and thank you for the donation!!!🥰🥰
@@dsand00 주 예수 그리스 로마 가톨릭 교회에
@@dsand00it did I was rolling
@@dsand00lol I have more respect for u than I ever did before simply because purple
🗿🗿🗿aaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!??
Bob's dad having eyes is the sole reason why we have light.
I love how bob's dad doesn't need to say a single word and her secretary gets terrified. No wonder bob is so intense.
Bro bobs dad owns this song
Bobs secretary really got on her knees-
🤨📸
@@twopointsparenthesiswhat?
@@theuselessthing2091she was ready to do the freaky 💀
@@LaserZman okkkkkkkk I understand
Who do you think bobs mother is?
When Bob' s dad was at school, he assigned homework to his teacher
Bobs dad is known as the universe's strongest man
Legend has it, bob’s dad is still trying to find him to this day
Reverse milk incident 💀
I love how Bob's dad is the new chuck norris
Bob's dad threw a blue, green and brown ball to the space, and then he transported all of us to there and we call it Earth
Apparently, Chuck Norris and Bob’s dad have a lot in common.
Nah he got his secretary in the anime girl position 😭 is he that insanely talented
Plot Twist: Mr Yellow's wife is the assistant and he was ready to divorce her if she didn't find their son
bob's dad once stomped on a wolf. that wolf became the first dog
“FIND MY SON” “it’s not possible but I can make it possible!😅” * gets on knees *💀
Can't find your son but I'll create you a son
@@DogEye69💀💀💀
@@DogEye69💀💀💀💀
Her final last words
Who do you think bobs mother is?
The cup got me dieing💀💀💀
Bob's dad dont walk their dogs, dogs walk with him.
Why do i want to see a fight between
Bob's dad and the hulk the battle of the Senchory 😂
*century
@@Geoseph1232 yea your right
@@Geoseph1232centuries*
bob’s dad wins easy
@@ObviouslyFlakey Bob's dad can kill hulk with his Baer first 🗿🍷
Once Bob's dad dig a hole,now we call it Mariana Trench.
Bobs dad once found a ring now we call it Saturn.
스토리랑 그림이 하찮은게 재밌고 좋아요 :)
앞으로 이런영상 많이 올러주세요 ❤
Bro made a insult into a compliment
@@musstache as korean, it is true your translater worked properly....
한국인이 있었구나
왜 하루마다 좋아요가 120개씩 늘어나지?
*serious scene plays*
10 secs later
Susie trying her best to pickup a tray and the glass falls..
Bob's Dad is the strongest employee because he can handle every pound of the work he makes.
I have a theory, Susie is actually the Secretary, Bad her job is to bring Bob back to his father, But she doesn’t have the heart to do it, Because Susie secretly loves Bob
lo dudo siendo que susie vendría a ser como la niña del pozo y dudo que una forma de traerlo sea matarlo y no es la secretaria por la forma del cabello y como actúan
aparte en 38 crying ghost nos mostraron como fue susie en vida y se ve que era igual solamente que con cabello negro xd
Lmao and his dad killed her and turned her into a ghost
Bob's dad Can Intimidate Even Yujiro Hanma
When his phone rings at the theater, they pause the movie
Bobs dad threw a grenade,today its called a nuke
One day Bob's father spat on the Atlantic land, now it's an ocean
So bobs dad is a roughly 12 feet tall behemoth with over the top strength, speed and intellect. No wonder bobs afraid.
his dad passed his grindset via genes to his son
Bob dad ❌ GIGACHAD✅✅🗿🗿
Am the only one who realises susie is basically bobs dad secretary
Proof that camera man never dies
I see the lot of comment section does the Chuck Norris anecdotes but with Bob's dad in his place. Love it
I love how at the end of the day the first thing that's on his mind is his son and when asked where he was the secretary tried denying what was rightfully his, Bob's dad may be cool but he's a loving father in the end
When Bob's Father meets Chuck Norris, the universe will collapse.
"Best Dad" Dude can't even find his son😂
Тот самый сын маминой подруги😂
Bob's Dad will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't foolish enough to attack him.
What 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bob’s dad has cancer but cancer is too afraid to cancel his life subscription.
Then who killed her?
😮
NGL THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL THAT MADE MY DAY THANKS BRO
Bob's dad has been to Mars...that's why there are no signs of life there.
😂
And there is no active core
that's hard
BRO IS THE CEO OF SPRINGLES 💀
Bob's dad once farted, now we call it Jupiter
Bob's dad built the hospital where he was born
Ahahahahaha
XD
Nah bro😫🙏
In fact the no of like is 911
When the onion told me Chuck Norris made it cry. I called Bob's dad to visit Chuck Norris.
I saw Chuck Norris cry😭
Bob isn't built like a truck, trucks were built like him.
*tanks.
Bob's dad*
You mean a he's built like a battleship
Bob is built like a tank, Bob's dad is built like the friggin death star.
Bob Semple Tank
Bob’s dad is the reason why Aliens don’t visit Earth 💀
Because Bob's father will make aliens do paperwork
Me 480 like
Me go roblox
When Bob's dad was born, he congratulated the doctor
lmao 😂
when the teacher get a candy Bob dad praise him for "trying" even though he did nothing
‘Well done.’ ‘I’ll take it from here’ he proceeds to nurse his mother.
lol
😂😂😂
Bob's dad once threw a rock in the sky. Today we call it the moon.
660 likes and 0 coments? Let me fiz that
Lol
@@walmarcolin9744no one asked
@@whrite7721 abt you
Why be so rude for no reason?
@@NineandX09 why you so rude for no reason? lol
Bro is so strong that he buys a new phone cuz his Nokia keeps breaking
None cellphone is at the level of bob's dad
Aren't Nokias the strongest phones out there??? Howard Bob's dad even break a Nokia phone?????
@@Lilstarlight_ah yes, my favorite dsand character howard bob
He would switch to a CAT, but he likes playing snake on his bathroom brakes.
nah Nokia is still too powerful its the only thing he cant break
Bob's dad once kicked earth so hard, it hasn't stopped spinning since.
Holy smokes that’s a good one 😂
Bro got that 2 seconds shipment option.💀
Same day delivery shipment
same-second shipping
Instant shipping
Instantaneous ship shipment.
What do you order to save day shipping at 11:59 pm
Bob's dad once clapped his hands, now we call it the big bang
lol
Underrated
Imagina ele com a mãe do Bob...na verdade,não pense
@@endermannt4509 que isso pai
when Bob's dad hire bodyguards, the bodyguards feels safe
Imagine getting paid like $100k a year just so you can feel safe, it’d be pretty rad
Its like one of those boss fights where you got to beat the weaker bosses to fight the true boss
When Bob's dad decided he wasn't going to school for 2 days, it created Sunday and Saturday.
@@BigBerry31ohhhh that's good 😂😂😂
Bob's dad can cause you to quake in fear by screaming in morse code
Bob’s dad can pick an apple of an orange tree and make lemonade with it
lol
Damn
Sounds about right
Bob’s Dad once threw a grenade, and killed fifty people. Then the grenade exploded.
😂💀
Pretty underrated. I hope your comment gets many likes.
Bob's dad uses a nuke like a club
WTF men
Bro I'm laughing like crazy 😂
When they found Bob's dad's diary they called it the Guinness Book of World Records
No comments? Huhhhh bro has 600 likes but no comments...
@@CharacterIsGoodno comment needed.
Sometimes i wonder who could be bob's mom...
@@ItsTheCloudyBob's dad cut off a piece of himself and that became the bob we know and love today
All the people in the Guinness Book of World Records Is actually 2nd because 1st is bobs dad
When Bob went to school, the teachers raised their hands to talk to him.
Now that's it 😂 😂😂 😂
@@rm14_12 this one is one of the few that wasn't already told a Chick Norris joke
LOL
Bobs dad can kill two stones with one bird
Actually a good one, mate.
LMAO wtf that’s actually funny
You said two black holes wrong.
개웃기네 ㅅㅂㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Fr
Bobs dad lost his virginity before bobs grandfather did.
Yooo what?
@@arcadegamer7442 clonning
Bro how 💀
HELL NAH-💀🙏
You are my sinshine, my only sinshine🗣🔥@@Lazykidtiffy
Bob's dad was born on May 6th. One day later Germany surrendered.
Germany surrendered at 8 may (for Russians 9 may)🤓👆
@@sanekbluez1012He was giving them time to prepare
@@billboy9115 he was kind enough to let the news spread of his birth
Bro made his own son terrified from a dream💀
why does this comment have no comments under it?
Nah to me all Asian dad would be that😂
@pilavlitavuk some of them don't need replies.
@khirnazam4876 i to is asian
@@Higgway
Wow 😮
When bobs dad does a push up, he's not pushing himself up, he's pushing the world down.
And also pulling it back to it's place for every push up, too.
and this is how Earthquake _Invented_
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂@@anubhavmondal840
@@anubhavmondal840 good one LOL
Actually, Bob's father has been dead for a long time, it's just that death is afraid to tell him.
That’s a good one, deserves more likes.
@@shami9773agreed
He doesn't fear death, death fears him
Bobs dad is the new chuck Norris
(I know I'm late)
Bob's dad could say smth like: "death can have me when it earns me"
Bobs dad once was bite by a poisonous snake , after 5 hours of pain and anguish , the snake finally died.
LOL
Bob's dad once skipped 2 days of school, now we have weekends.
🙏
why didn't he skip three??😭💀
Cuz he wanted to not be a ceo, but THE ceo
I concur with@@Ruben-y9b.
I love how everyone is basically making Chuck Noris jokes with Bob's dad lol
Bobs dad once punched a horse, now we call the giraffes.
I think that's how elephants got made too. They really pissed of Bob's Dad.
He uppercut a horse and crushed a hippos nose, now we have giraffes and elephants
Man's so strong even his mustache dents the car
Muscle-stache
You forgot about his eyes
@@zawarudo7504 the mustache is more important because it's facial hair and it's denting a freaking car
@@weirdau9084 Но это не отменяет того факта что глазами на сталь давит
I cant translate the word what i say
@@zawarudo7504Yeah but still the mustache denting is a bigger feat as yk its hair
Bob's dad was born with 8 balls. He keept 2 and the other 6 are now the Infinity Stones
Too understed here a comment and like 😂
Oh nahh 😂
Ok ok😂
That's disgusting 😂
What 😂
The most unrealistic part is Bob’s dad bodyguard 💀
Since when he got bodyguards? The orange girl? The employees that clapping their hand when yellow inc was founded?
@@IAmAdam2009the bodyguards were in the beginning where they tried to open the door for him
@@Lina-iv8ilthey are just servants
They are there to protect the public from him
@@AvoidingArrow93what are the body guards gonna do to stop him from attacking the public?
One day Bob's father was playing tennis against the wall, the wall lost
Those bodyguards are there to save others from Bob's Father and for room service
What kind of room service does he have to be protected by bodyguards from???
@@Bdaoneletter for room service
Bold of you to assume they can stop him
Ahah
@@duckdeity9450
holy shamoly i made the 5,000th like
Never did I think I would see a CEO Dad arc in youtube shorts
the president of all CEO's
yea
Me neither
3.5k likes and only 3 comments let me fix that
E
The fact that he has “son” as Bob’s *POSITION* AS IF HE _WORKS_ THERE FROM BIRTH 💀💀💀✋🏽
It looked more like a way for him to remember that he IS his than employee
It all makes sense now, bob hid and moved away from him because he escaped the fields
He was An accounting for his balls
@@lad579 what fields
@@Amnionic The rice fields.
The security woman really used the “there is nothing impossible the word itself say I’m possible” phrase💀
"Secretary" not "Security"
@@SarNmn👍🏼
@@SarNmnposition is irrelevant in front of Bob's dad
Secretery: 'No Boss, it's impossible'
Dad: Find him... 🗿🍷
Wait there's no reply on this comment let me fix that
Wait there is only 1 reply on this comment lemme fix that. And also the secretery is susie
Maybe
No it isn't Susie confirmed Because of EP 94
He was like this: 😐
What can you even say when your boss hits you with this: 😐
Bob's dad so strong that his aura became the earth gravity.
If you ever felt useless, remember that bobs father has bodyguards
Their for us not him
@@the_atombuena respuesta😂
@@the_atomlol
The body guards are they're to make sure he doesn't get to mad
El padre de Bob proteje a sus guardaespaldas
Bob's dad wears sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes
LOL UNDERRATED
bobs dad is the CEO of Pringles💀💀
JAJAJA 😹
Fr😂
TRUE
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
not anymore, have you seen what they’ve done to the pringles man?
Bet Bob's dad built that company from the ground up, literally.
nah, it was from the clouds down
@@TVheadDevthat’s a good one
The company was built around him.
Bob's dad just decided the ship was going too slow💀
Fr tho bro yeeted it
1 minutes the ship has arrived in harbor😅
The ship arrived to heaven lol IN RECPRD
@@pingusxd4914ah the ship went to asia like a darkstar💀💀💀
@@ZakyIndo. You mean 10 seconds
The fact that susie was just going slow , then the glass drops😂😂😂
susie's spirit still fears his father
Lol
My humor must be broken cuz that's the only part I laughed
@@kandykain115 same idk why 😭
😂😂
Bro dad is literally the CEO of the world
Fr bobs dad solo
ummm actually its bro's dad or bob's dad 🤓🤓🤓
God is ceo of the world
@@W4emTPBro cant take a joke.
Well learn to make one first :/@@Kitkatacc_2
Bob’s dad once spilled a glass of water, we now call it the oceans
bob’s dad is the most masculine man in the universe
But bob could try because he got that gigachad body
I think the will be a future video episode. I’m might be wrong but it just a theory
@@pepsicat1677 Giga Chad is finding a worthy unit to relate his masculine energy to.
@@Deadonarrival6709-filler and we have gigabob
@@pepsicat1677 pero el padre de Bob es 3 veces más gigachad que cualquiera