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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • #short #shorts #myghostfriend #dsand
    secretary: but how can i find him...??
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    twitter: / dsand000
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    dsand827@gmail.com
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    dsand_youdao@163.com

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @Tristen_French_Horn
    @Tristen_French_Horn 5 месяцев назад +6817

    Bob’s dad once lit a lighter, now we call it the sun

  • @j.ortiz2005
    @j.ortiz2005 4 месяца назад +12854

    Bob’s dad tears are the cure for cancer
    Unfortunately, Bob’s dad never cries...

  • @themicroscopeworld5897
    @themicroscopeworld5897 3 месяца назад +10974

    When Bob's dad downloads an app, the app agrees to his terms and conditions 💀

  • @KalXDAnims
    @KalXDAnims 2 месяца назад +67

    when bob's dad opened a website, the website accepted his cookies

  • @ThatOnePerson7735
    @ThatOnePerson7735 3 месяца назад +256

    legend has it that bobs dad played baseball with the meteor that killed the dinosaurs

  • @Dakotafowler-fg5mh
    @Dakotafowler-fg5mh Год назад +5119

    Susie:ok I got to bring this carefully
    The cup: naw *metal pipe sound-effect*

  • @justapenguin3086
    @justapenguin3086 Год назад +493

    If Dad is muscular can't imagine how strong mom is 💀

    • @S4lvadr
      @S4lvadr Год назад +4

      ?

    • @Jausidon
      @Jausidon Год назад +24

      ​@@BikashHaldar-qe1ks All he said was "?" Dawg, u da one das' weird asfk

    • @ruslandabidin3793
      @ruslandabidin3793 Год назад +5

      ​@@BikashHaldar-qe1ks yeah bro your the one whos weird he just said “?”

    • @teslablu6921
      @teslablu6921 Год назад

      ​@@BikashHaldar-qe1ks my man the fucker probably doesnt know english that well

    • @CandydiverMyBeloved
      @CandydiverMyBeloved Год назад

      ​@@BikashHaldar-qe1ks looking at ur pfp and name. I can proudly say everyone here agrees u r the biggest weirdo here 🙏

  • @alexandrecarvalho8450
    @alexandrecarvalho8450 2 месяца назад +22

    Bob's dad skipped two days of class, and now these days are known as Saturday and Sunday

  • @TitioFoxy34
    @TitioFoxy34 11 месяцев назад +3785

    The fact that Bobs Father has Sans voice but slowed is menacing 💀

    • @JaxtonBays
      @JaxtonBays 11 месяцев назад +18

      🍓🐘LILILILILILILILIKILILI

    • @JaxtonBays
      @JaxtonBays 11 месяцев назад +8

      🍄+🌐+🐈

    • @willc3697
      @willc3697 10 месяцев назад +14

      @@JaxtonBaysmushrooms disco cat. Of course.

    • @-Vergill.
      @-Vergill. 10 месяцев назад +2

      Bobs💀

    • @KRUJECHKA
      @KRUJECHKA 10 месяцев назад +11

      - Do you wonna have a bad time?

  • @Terrakinetic
    @Terrakinetic Год назад +2389

    This guy needs an extra strong dose of "Dad's Home" / "Dad's at Work."

  • @DavisMaloneFamily
    @DavisMaloneFamily 2 месяца назад +10

    Susie tried, Susie tried

    • @wgs5643
      @wgs5643 2 месяца назад +2

      A for effort

  • @ROKED44
    @ROKED44 9 месяцев назад +347

    I don't think they are his bodyguards, but rather his waiters in case he needs anything.

    • @maco8022
      @maco8022 8 месяцев назад +6

      The proteck othes from BOB's DAD

  • @Meandmybrosadiel
    @Meandmybrosadiel Год назад +2919

    bro took “ dude hurry upppp” to a next level😭😭😭

    • @normal2925
      @normal2925 Год назад

      Bruuhh dude hurry upppp isn't a meme but I get what your saying

    • @abdougamerlol3163
      @abdougamerlol3163 Год назад

      mf threw the ship like kratos 💀💀

    • @yello480
      @yello480 Год назад

      ​@@normal2925its a saying?

  • @dinnermeats2
    @dinnermeats2 Год назад +1949

    The fact that Susie’s cooking skills are to the point even simple cups refuse to let themselves be served now

    • @thelostguy7948
      @thelostguy7948 Год назад +29

      Facts

    • @klatsk
      @klatsk Год назад +12

      Bro why are here two waters

    • @benji01383
      @benji01383 Год назад +13

      ​@@klatsk no 1 of them is Ionized water theres differences

    • @klatsk
      @klatsk Год назад +2

      @Cotton Cookie actually they are food

    • @MVpatriotX
      @MVpatriotX Год назад

      ​@@klatsk fun fact: they're your pee that will ascend to the sky and descend back as water 🗿

  • @ShadowArsonist1
    @ShadowArsonist1 2 месяца назад +2

    Bob’s dad once punched the ground, now we have continents💀

  • @jordivillanueva999
    @jordivillanueva999 Год назад +415

    Bro's dad is so buff asf 💀

  • @raycampos9411
    @raycampos9411 Год назад +597

    the way the Cup reduced itself to atoms got me dying 💀

  • @EagleTarget-gt4fm
    @EagleTarget-gt4fm 7 дней назад

    Bob’s dad is the one guy who could actually fight a lion.

  • @TTVBOUNTYHUNTER_
    @TTVBOUNTYHUNTER_ Год назад +2324

    I like the FNAF one reference when he turns to his secretary 😂😂keep it u always make me laugh

    • @dsand00
      @dsand00  Год назад +309

      I thought it would work😏😏😏 and thank you for the donation!!!🥰🥰

    • @지수영-m8m
      @지수영-m8m Год назад +20

      ​@@dsand00 주 예수 그리스 로마 가톨릭 교회에

    • @DEWHITEOSCAR
      @DEWHITEOSCAR Год назад +3

      @@dsand00it did I was rolling

    • @elliedacus5648
      @elliedacus5648 Год назад +5

      @@dsand00lol I have more respect for u than I ever did before simply because purple

    • @sajadmahsn3892
      @sajadmahsn3892 Год назад +1

      🗿🗿🗿aaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!??

  • @Playtime_co_scientist
    @Playtime_co_scientist 10 дней назад

    Bob's dad having eyes is the sole reason why we have light.

  • @akemiuraoka1547
    @akemiuraoka1547 Месяц назад

    I love how bob's dad doesn't need to say a single word and her secretary gets terrified. No wonder bob is so intense.

  • @KithshonBain
    @KithshonBain Месяц назад +1

    Bro bobs dad owns this song

  • @-vampirecup-4479
    @-vampirecup-4479 Год назад +1379

    Bobs secretary really got on her knees-

  • @darwinwatterson3078
    @darwinwatterson3078 2 месяца назад

    When Bob' s dad was at school, he assigned homework to his teacher

  • @kaleljhonvillanueva4121
    @kaleljhonvillanueva4121 3 месяца назад

    Bobs dad is known as the universe's strongest man

  • @Randomdude6298
    @Randomdude6298 Год назад +547

    Legend has it, bob’s dad is still trying to find him to this day

  • @AevenSong
    @AevenSong 6 дней назад

    I love how Bob's dad is the new chuck norris

  • @zzzzzgaming9168
    @zzzzzgaming9168 Месяц назад

    Bob's dad threw a blue, green and brown ball to the space, and then he transported all of us to there and we call it Earth

  • @ohno.mp3
    @ohno.mp3 3 месяца назад

    Apparently, Chuck Norris and Bob’s dad have a lot in common.

  • @Normalbiking
    @Normalbiking 3 месяца назад

    Nah he got his secretary in the anime girl position 😭 is he that insanely talented

  • @MoanKnight
    @MoanKnight Год назад +40

    Plot Twist: Mr Yellow's wife is the assistant and he was ready to divorce her if she didn't find their son

  • @som3cheese
    @som3cheese 9 дней назад

    bob's dad once stomped on a wolf. that wolf became the first dog

  • @Muerte_kit
    @Muerte_kit 8 месяцев назад +213

    “FIND MY SON” “it’s not possible but I can make it possible!😅” * gets on knees *💀

  • @Ghostie_idiot
    @Ghostie_idiot Год назад +107

    The cup got me dieing💀💀💀

  • @mizouchii.
    @mizouchii. 26 дней назад

    Bob's dad dont walk their dogs, dogs walk with him.

  • @asen76ify
    @asen76ify 8 месяцев назад +351

    Why do i want to see a fight between
    Bob's dad and the hulk the battle of the Senchory 😂

    • @Geoseph1232
      @Geoseph1232 8 месяцев назад +9

      *century

    • @asen76ify
      @asen76ify 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@Geoseph1232 yea your right

    • @Control_fruit7468
      @Control_fruit7468 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@Geoseph1232centuries*

    • @ObviouslyFlakey
      @ObviouslyFlakey 8 месяцев назад +9

      bob’s dad wins easy

    • @asen76ify
      @asen76ify 8 месяцев назад +9

      @@ObviouslyFlakey Bob's dad can kill hulk with his Baer first 🗿🍷

  • @VõTriệuDương
    @VõTriệuDương Месяц назад

    Once Bob's dad dig a hole,now we call it Mariana Trench.

  • @keyahore9364
    @keyahore9364 2 месяца назад

    Bobs dad once found a ring now we call it Saturn.

  • @내_밑에_게이
    @내_밑에_게이 Год назад +265

    스토리랑 그림이 하찮은게 재밌고 좋아요 :)
    앞으로 이런영상 많이 올러주세요 ❤

    • @CRABWIZRD
      @CRABWIZRD Год назад +4

      Bro made a insult into a compliment

    • @ChaosEndless
      @ChaosEndless Год назад

      ​@@musstache as korean, it is true your translater worked properly....

    • @dotory1010
      @dotory1010 Год назад

      한국인이 있었구나

    • @내_밑에_게이
      @내_밑에_게이 Год назад

      왜 하루마다 좋아요가 120개씩 늘어나지?

  • @hendrixtai_dude
    @hendrixtai_dude 2 месяца назад

    *serious scene plays*
    10 secs later
    Susie trying her best to pickup a tray and the glass falls..

  • @br-4341
    @br-4341 3 месяца назад

    Bob's Dad is the strongest employee because he can handle every pound of the work he makes.

  • @coolbeans8997
    @coolbeans8997 Год назад +117

    I have a theory, Susie is actually the Secretary, Bad her job is to bring Bob back to his father, But she doesn’t have the heart to do it, Because Susie secretly loves Bob

    • @RodrigoGarayMaidana
      @RodrigoGarayMaidana Год назад +2

      lo dudo siendo que susie vendría a ser como la niña del pozo y dudo que una forma de traerlo sea matarlo y no es la secretaria por la forma del cabello y como actúan

    • @RodrigoGarayMaidana
      @RodrigoGarayMaidana Год назад +1

      aparte en 38 crying ghost nos mostraron como fue susie en vida y se ve que era igual solamente que con cabello negro xd

    • @arlolanni7254
      @arlolanni7254 Год назад

      Lmao and his dad killed her and turned her into a ghost

  • @ManOfScarab
    @ManOfScarab Месяц назад

    Bob's dad Can Intimidate Even Yujiro Hanma

  • @m7carj
    @m7carj Месяц назад

    When his phone rings at the theater, they pause the movie

  • @Xhdhskks
    @Xhdhskks Месяц назад

    Bobs dad threw a grenade,today its called a nuke

  • @Zeyrox_Y
    @Zeyrox_Y 28 дней назад

    One day Bob's father spat on the Atlantic land, now it's an ocean

  • @eXpG_Harlock
    @eXpG_Harlock 3 месяца назад

    So bobs dad is a roughly 12 feet tall behemoth with over the top strength, speed and intellect. No wonder bobs afraid.

  • @necro7612
    @necro7612 Год назад +16

    his dad passed his grindset via genes to his son

  • @Mamtakarnwal12655
    @Mamtakarnwal12655 3 месяца назад

    Bob dad ❌ GIGACHAD✅✅🗿🗿

  • @myapowel-z9b
    @myapowel-z9b Месяц назад

    Am the only one who realises susie is basically bobs dad secretary

  • @anarbatchuluun539
    @anarbatchuluun539 Год назад +18

    Proof that camera man never dies

  • @azeroth2994
    @azeroth2994 3 месяца назад

    I see the lot of comment section does the Chuck Norris anecdotes but with Bob's dad in his place. Love it

  • @khancathy9846
    @khancathy9846 Год назад +83

    I love how at the end of the day the first thing that's on his mind is his son and when asked where he was the secretary tried denying what was rightfully his, Bob's dad may be cool but he's a loving father in the end

  • @cngz22nd
    @cngz22nd 2 месяца назад

    When Bob's Father meets Chuck Norris, the universe will collapse.

  • @uglyhooman7503
    @uglyhooman7503 2 месяца назад +1

    "Best Dad" Dude can't even find his son😂

  • @МаксехеЖак
    @МаксехеЖак Месяц назад +1

    Тот самый сын маминой подруги😂

  • @YuriEmperor
    @YuriEmperor 3 месяца назад +7730

    Bob's Dad will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't foolish enough to attack him.

    • @fearcosmiceditz
      @fearcosmiceditz 2 месяца назад +112

      What 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Yunaboomer
      @Yunaboomer 2 месяца назад +205

      Bob’s dad has cancer but cancer is too afraid to cancel his life subscription.

    • @HarmonyOC
      @HarmonyOC Месяц назад +17

      Then who killed her?

    • @坂本上-w7m
      @坂本上-w7m Месяц назад +4

      😮

    • @Kaito_megen74
      @Kaito_megen74 Месяц назад +6

      NGL THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL THAT MADE MY DAY THANKS BRO

  • @Yuan0287W
    @Yuan0287W 5 месяцев назад +13518

    Bob's dad has been to Mars...that's why there are no signs of life there.

  • @lmn_godie2598
    @lmn_godie2598 5 месяцев назад +12206

    Bob's dad built the hospital where he was born

  • @TheAnc1entOne3509
    @TheAnc1entOne3509 5 месяцев назад +4180

    Bob isn't built like a truck, trucks were built like him.

    • @marekgorka9816
      @marekgorka9816 5 месяцев назад +42

      *tanks.

    • @salxrn
      @salxrn 4 месяца назад +38

      Bob's dad*

    • @reapersouls9269
      @reapersouls9269 4 месяца назад +14

      You mean a he's built like a battleship

    • @Metallix.
      @Metallix. 3 месяца назад +9

      Bob is built like a tank, Bob's dad is built like the friggin death star.

    • @Jowen2713
      @Jowen2713 2 месяца назад

      Bob Semple Tank

  • @Sean-yx6kn
    @Sean-yx6kn 2 месяца назад +910

    Bob’s dad is the reason why Aliens don’t visit Earth 💀

    • @justkilroy
      @justkilroy Месяц назад +13

      Because Bob's father will make aliens do paperwork

    • @SouradeepBasu
      @SouradeepBasu 16 дней назад +1

      Me 480 like
      Me go roblox

  • @livingforperaya5323
    @livingforperaya5323 4 месяца назад +18516

    When Bob's dad was born, he congratulated the doctor

    • @H.E.dz1
      @H.E.dz1 4 месяца назад +178

      lmao 😂

    • @ya_boi_razor
      @ya_boi_razor 4 месяца назад +201

      when the teacher get a candy Bob dad praise him for "trying" even though he did nothing

    • @spongebobsquarepants9146
      @spongebobsquarepants9146 3 месяца назад +121

      ‘Well done.’ ‘I’ll take it from here’ he proceeds to nurse his mother.

    • @just_Adam3
      @just_Adam3 3 месяца назад +10

      lol

    • @fearcosmiceditz
      @fearcosmiceditz 3 месяца назад +4

      😂😂😂

  • @Simongravitrax
    @Simongravitrax 7 месяцев назад +37640

    Bob's dad once threw a rock in the sky. Today we call it the moon.

    • @walmarcolin9744
      @walmarcolin9744 5 месяцев назад +181

      660 likes and 0 coments? Let me fiz that

    • @USaiHpung
      @USaiHpung 5 месяцев назад +123

      Lol

    • @whrite7721
      @whrite7721 5 месяцев назад +84

      ​@@walmarcolin9744no one asked

    • @NineandX09
      @NineandX09 5 месяцев назад +107

      ​@@whrite7721 abt you
      Why be so rude for no reason?

    • @whrite7721
      @whrite7721 5 месяцев назад +21

      @@NineandX09 why you so rude for no reason? lol

  • @mrteedey2259
    @mrteedey2259 5 месяцев назад +2686

    Bro is so strong that he buys a new phone cuz his Nokia keeps breaking

    • @BlackHoleStudioOficial
      @BlackHoleStudioOficial 4 месяца назад +35

      None cellphone is at the level of bob's dad

    • @Lilstarlight_
      @Lilstarlight_ 3 месяца назад +28

      Aren't Nokias the strongest phones out there??? Howard Bob's dad even break a Nokia phone?????

    • @DeezBalls-uo3ti
      @DeezBalls-uo3ti 3 месяца назад +16

      ​@@Lilstarlight_ah yes, my favorite dsand character howard bob

    • @jemitysfilms
      @jemitysfilms 3 месяца назад +5

      He would switch to a CAT, but he likes playing snake on his bathroom brakes.

    • @SDMARIE
      @SDMARIE 3 месяца назад +2

      nah Nokia is still too powerful its the only thing he cant break

  • @ahmedsamir1404
    @ahmedsamir1404 2 месяца назад +388

    Bob's dad once kicked earth so hard, it hasn't stopped spinning since.

    • @Willsart77
      @Willsart77 Месяц назад +4

      Holy smokes that’s a good one 😂

  • @miguelperigil2506
    @miguelperigil2506 9 месяцев назад +2928

    Bro got that 2 seconds shipment option.💀

    • @GabrielPerez-br5mm
      @GabrielPerez-br5mm 8 месяцев назад +49

      Same day delivery shipment

    • @nico2441
      @nico2441 8 месяцев назад +25

      same-second shipping

    • @Simongravitrax
      @Simongravitrax 7 месяцев назад +13

      Instant shipping

    • @Karomuster23
      @Karomuster23 7 месяцев назад +7

      Instantaneous ship shipment.

    • @SnatchUWU
      @SnatchUWU 7 месяцев назад +1

      What do you order to save day shipping at 11:59 pm

  • @Pakjetoshka
    @Pakjetoshka 4 месяца назад +4077

    Bob's dad once clapped his hands, now we call it the big bang

  • @josephm7988
    @josephm7988 Год назад +109600

    when Bob's dad hire bodyguards, the bodyguards feels safe

    • @duplicarus
      @duplicarus 11 месяцев назад +6808

      Imagine getting paid like $100k a year just so you can feel safe, it’d be pretty rad

    • @longm5750
      @longm5750 11 месяцев назад +2414

      Its like one of those boss fights where you got to beat the weaker bosses to fight the true boss

    • @BigBerry31
      @BigBerry31 11 месяцев назад +1658

      When Bob's dad decided he wasn't going to school for 2 days, it created Sunday and Saturday.

    • @phantomgamer1343
      @phantomgamer1343 11 месяцев назад +336

      ​@@BigBerry31ohhhh that's good 😂😂😂

    • @nav3346
      @nav3346 11 месяцев назад +333

      Bob's dad can cause you to quake in fear by screaming in morse code

  • @Feddy_fabr
    @Feddy_fabr 3 месяца назад +455

    Bob’s dad can pick an apple of an orange tree and make lemonade with it

  • @Taylor.Pommerville
    @Taylor.Pommerville 3 месяца назад +4755

    Bob’s Dad once threw a grenade, and killed fifty people. Then the grenade exploded.

  • @zacknkumbule4974
    @zacknkumbule4974 5 месяцев назад +12099

    When they found Bob's dad's diary they called it the Guinness Book of World Records

    • @CharacterIsGood
      @CharacterIsGood 5 месяцев назад +38

      No comments? Huhhhh bro has 600 likes but no comments...

    • @BlackGuy8450
      @BlackGuy8450 5 месяцев назад +39

      @@CharacterIsGoodno comment needed.

    • @ItsTheCloudy
      @ItsTheCloudy 5 месяцев назад +52

      Sometimes i wonder who could be bob's mom...

    • @stawolf823
      @stawolf823 5 месяцев назад +70

      ​@@ItsTheCloudyBob's dad cut off a piece of himself and that became the bob we know and love today

    • @benpan9406
      @benpan9406 4 месяца назад +19

      All the people in the Guinness Book of World Records Is actually 2nd because 1st is bobs dad

  • @rm14_12
    @rm14_12 3 месяца назад +982

    When Bob went to school, the teachers raised their hands to talk to him.

    • @fearcosmiceditz
      @fearcosmiceditz 2 месяца назад +17

      Now that's it 😂 😂😂 😂

    • @tecno-killer7702
      @tecno-killer7702 Месяц назад +3

      @@rm14_12 this one is one of the few that wasn't already told a Chick Norris joke

    • @chrisk6637
      @chrisk6637 25 дней назад +1

      LOL

  • @Idk-dude144
    @Idk-dude144 3 месяца назад +4584

    Bobs dad can kill two stones with one bird

    • @0verloaded
      @0verloaded 3 месяца назад +91

      Actually a good one, mate.

    • @iMapleCreator
      @iMapleCreator 3 месяца назад +56

      LMAO wtf that’s actually funny

    • @TyrinFason
      @TyrinFason 3 месяца назад +18

      You said two black holes wrong.

    • @wkdwkdalsgur
      @wkdwkdalsgur 3 месяца назад +6

      개웃기네 ㅅㅂㅋㅋㅋㅋ

    • @Makima_Enjoyer
      @Makima_Enjoyer 2 месяца назад

      Fr

  • @kuldipsidhu8934
    @kuldipsidhu8934 6 месяцев назад +4917

    Bobs dad lost his virginity before bobs grandfather did.

    • @arcadegamer7442
      @arcadegamer7442 5 месяцев назад +99

      Yooo what?

    • @pedroivog.s.6870
      @pedroivog.s.6870 5 месяцев назад +26

      ​@@arcadegamer7442 clonning

    • @rtl626
      @rtl626 5 месяцев назад +33

      Bro how 💀

    • @Lazykidtiffy
      @Lazykidtiffy 5 месяцев назад +33

      HELL NAH-💀🙏

    • @Izxce
      @Izxce 4 месяца назад

      You are my sinshine, my only sinshine🗣🔥​@@Lazykidtiffy

  • @humoreinformacao7677
    @humoreinformacao7677 3 месяца назад +298

    Bob's dad was born on May 6th. One day later Germany surrendered.

    • @sanekbluez1012
      @sanekbluez1012 Месяц назад +6

      Germany surrendered at 8 may (for Russians 9 may)🤓👆

    • @billboy9115
      @billboy9115 Месяц назад +11

      @@sanekbluez1012He was giving them time to prepare

    • @antyamb
      @antyamb Месяц назад +8

      @@billboy9115 he was kind enough to let the news spread of his birth

  • @zairycastellotelo3080
    @zairycastellotelo3080 11 месяцев назад +18835

    Bro made his own son terrified from a dream💀

    • @pilavlitavuk
      @pilavlitavuk 8 месяцев назад +70

      why does this comment have no comments under it?

    • @khirnazam4876
      @khirnazam4876 8 месяцев назад +76

      Nah to me all Asian dad would be that😂

    • @Higgway
      @Higgway 8 месяцев назад +16

      ​@pilavlitavuk some of them don't need replies.

    • @zairycastellotelo3080
      @zairycastellotelo3080 8 месяцев назад

      ​@khirnazam4876 i to is asian

    • @GggHjsfh
      @GggHjsfh 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Higgway
      Wow 😮

  • @TheAutisticArtistic
    @TheAutisticArtistic 3 месяца назад +609

    When bobs dad does a push up, he's not pushing himself up, he's pushing the world down.

    • @alial3437
      @alial3437 3 месяца назад +10

      And also pulling it back to it's place for every push up, too.

    • @anubhavmondal840
      @anubhavmondal840 2 месяца назад +9

      and this is how Earthquake _Invented_

    • @ompritammohanty132
      @ompritammohanty132 Месяц назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂​@@anubhavmondal840

    • @Calvo_RGB
      @Calvo_RGB 16 дней назад +2

      ​@@anubhavmondal840 good one LOL

  • @stucreas
    @stucreas 3 месяца назад +2774

    Actually, Bob's father has been dead for a long time, it's just that death is afraid to tell him.

    • @shami9773
      @shami9773 3 месяца назад +49

      That’s a good one, deserves more likes.

    • @chasethemaster3440
      @chasethemaster3440 3 месяца назад +11

      @@shami9773agreed

    • @ultr4nova534
      @ultr4nova534 2 месяца назад +23

      He doesn't fear death, death fears him

    • @billboy9115
      @billboy9115 Месяц назад +5

      Bobs dad is the new chuck Norris

    • @WindborneLyre
      @WindborneLyre Месяц назад +2

      (I know I'm late)
      Bob's dad could say smth like: "death can have me when it earns me"

  • @mafiagamerbr8063
    @mafiagamerbr8063 2 месяца назад +48

    Bobs dad once was bite by a poisonous snake , after 5 hours of pain and anguish , the snake finally died.

  • @ZayZoot
    @ZayZoot 8 месяцев назад +18747

    Bob's dad once skipped 2 days of school, now we have weekends.

    • @SirDragonRyusei
      @SirDragonRyusei 8 месяцев назад +210

      🙏

    • @Amailio
      @Amailio 8 месяцев назад +590

      why didn't he skip three??😭💀

    • @Ruben-y9b
      @Ruben-y9b 8 месяцев назад +196

      Cuz he wanted to not be a ceo, but THE ceo

    • @ZayZoot
      @ZayZoot 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​​I concur with@@Ruben-y9b.

    • @newcheese9882
      @newcheese9882 8 месяцев назад +125

      I love how everyone is basically making Chuck Noris jokes with Bob's dad lol

  • @yuyoungkim6229
    @yuyoungkim6229 3 месяца назад +60

    Bobs dad once punched a horse, now we call the giraffes.

    • @alial3437
      @alial3437 3 месяца назад +1

      I think that's how elephants got made too. They really pissed of Bob's Dad.

    • @Mick2184
      @Mick2184 Месяц назад +1

      He uppercut a horse and crushed a hippos nose, now we have giraffes and elephants

  • @weirdau9084
    @weirdau9084 8 месяцев назад +9356

    Man's so strong even his mustache dents the car

    • @Simongravitrax
      @Simongravitrax 7 месяцев назад +224

      Muscle-stache

    • @zawarudo7504
      @zawarudo7504 5 месяцев назад +65

      You forgot about his eyes

    • @weirdau9084
      @weirdau9084 5 месяцев назад +43

      @@zawarudo7504 the mustache is more important because it's facial hair and it's denting a freaking car

    • @zawarudo7504
      @zawarudo7504 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@weirdau9084 Но это не отменяет того факта что глазами на сталь давит
      I cant translate the word what i say

    • @makovader2124
      @makovader2124 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@zawarudo7504Yeah but still the mustache denting is a bigger feat as yk its hair

  • @ottohoffmeister4833
    @ottohoffmeister4833 4 месяца назад +5413

    Bob's dad was born with 8 balls. He keept 2 and the other 6 are now the Infinity Stones

  • @masterchief6976
    @masterchief6976 Год назад +5122

    The most unrealistic part is Bob’s dad bodyguard 💀

    • @IAmAdam2009
      @IAmAdam2009 11 месяцев назад +53

      Since when he got bodyguards? The orange girl? The employees that clapping their hand when yellow inc was founded?

    • @Lina-iv8il
      @Lina-iv8il 10 месяцев назад +72

      ​@@IAmAdam2009the bodyguards were in the beginning where they tried to open the door for him

    • @mangocookie4790
      @mangocookie4790 10 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@Lina-iv8ilthey are just servants

    • @AvoidingArrow93
      @AvoidingArrow93 10 месяцев назад +23

      They are there to protect the public from him

    • @TF_MAGAL
      @TF_MAGAL 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@AvoidingArrow93what are the body guards gonna do to stop him from attacking the public?

  • @carltonrep1958
    @carltonrep1958 3 месяца назад +77

    One day Bob's father was playing tennis against the wall, the wall lost

  • @cat_1810
    @cat_1810 10 месяцев назад +8021

    Those bodyguards are there to save others from Bob's Father and for room service

    • @Bdaoneletter
      @Bdaoneletter 9 месяцев назад +46

      What kind of room service does he have to be protected by bodyguards from???

    • @cat_1810
      @cat_1810 8 месяцев назад +27

      @@Bdaoneletter for room service

    • @duckdeity9450
      @duckdeity9450 8 месяцев назад +10

      Bold of you to assume they can stop him

    • @NevarKnowles
      @NevarKnowles 8 месяцев назад +1

      Ahah
      ​@@duckdeity9450

    • @MVGEN36
      @MVGEN36 7 месяцев назад

      holy shamoly i made the 5,000th like

  • @thepolaris27
    @thepolaris27 Год назад +7722

    Never did I think I would see a CEO Dad arc in youtube shorts

  • @not-so-obvious_autism777
    @not-so-obvious_autism777 9 месяцев назад +16790

    The fact that he has “son” as Bob’s *POSITION* AS IF HE _WORKS_ THERE FROM BIRTH 💀💀💀✋🏽

    • @Gottem69
      @Gottem69 8 месяцев назад +553

      It looked more like a way for him to remember that he IS his than employee

    • @lad579
      @lad579 8 месяцев назад +285

      It all makes sense now, bob hid and moved away from him because he escaped the fields

    • @OneWithTheWind.
      @OneWithTheWind. 8 месяцев назад

      He was An accounting for his balls

    • @Amnionic
      @Amnionic 8 месяцев назад +47

      ​@@lad579 what fields

    • @K3t4k4t
      @K3t4k4t 8 месяцев назад +110

      ​@@Amnionic The rice fields.

  • @ابراهيمسلامة-ج9ن
    @ابراهيمسلامة-ج9ن 8 месяцев назад +3944

    The security woman really used the “there is nothing impossible the word itself say I’m possible” phrase💀

    • @SarNmn
      @SarNmn 8 месяцев назад +69

      "Secretary" not "Security"

    • @Kenneyscookies233
      @Kenneyscookies233 8 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@SarNmn👍🏼

    • @drp7751
      @drp7751 6 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@SarNmnposition is irrelevant in front of Bob's dad

  • @DevrajMondolShowrov
    @DevrajMondolShowrov 8 месяцев назад +3821

    Secretery: 'No Boss, it's impossible'
    Dad: Find him... 🗿🍷

    • @MARCO_lby
      @MARCO_lby 5 месяцев назад +9

      Wait there's no reply on this comment let me fix that

    • @HiHi-d7m6f
      @HiHi-d7m6f 5 месяцев назад +2

      Wait there is only 1 reply on this comment lemme fix that. And also the secretery is susie

    • @HiHi-d7m6f
      @HiHi-d7m6f 5 месяцев назад

      Maybe

    • @Theo-qg3jx
      @Theo-qg3jx 3 месяца назад +1

      No it isn't Susie confirmed Because of EP 94

    • @alial3437
      @alial3437 3 месяца назад +1

      He was like this: 😐
      What can you even say when your boss hits you with this: 😐

  • @gagambahuntervlog
    @gagambahuntervlog 2 месяца назад +106

    Bob's dad so strong that his aura became the earth gravity.

  • @simonwoess5679
    @simonwoess5679 Год назад +33669

    If you ever felt useless, remember that bobs father has bodyguards

  • @عبودالمخفي-م3غ
    @عبودالمخفي-م3غ 2 месяца назад +61

    Bob's dad wears sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes

  • @jasinislam9384
    @jasinislam9384 Год назад +9697

    bobs dad is the CEO of Pringles💀💀

    • @BeesXRoses
      @BeesXRoses Год назад +99

      JAJAJA 😹

    • @Liqw_Nyla
      @Liqw_Nyla Год назад +60

      Fr😂

    • @UglySketches
      @UglySketches Год назад +37

      TRUE

    • @aisyiamv
      @aisyiamv Год назад +20

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Sushi-447
      @Sushi-447 Год назад +46

      not anymore, have you seen what they’ve done to the pringles man?

  • @honey_bunbun1153
    @honey_bunbun1153 4 месяца назад +646

    Bet Bob's dad built that company from the ground up, literally.

    • @TVheadDev
      @TVheadDev 3 месяца назад +31

      nah, it was from the clouds down

    • @chasethemaster3440
      @chasethemaster3440 3 месяца назад +4

      @@TVheadDevthat’s a good one

    • @Sangvis616
      @Sangvis616 2 месяца назад +5

      The company was built around him.

  • @egg1355
    @egg1355 Год назад +72025

    Bob's dad just decided the ship was going too slow💀

    • @AlexsN1ghtmares
      @AlexsN1ghtmares Год назад +1295

      Fr tho bro yeeted it

    • @ZakyIndo.
      @ZakyIndo. Год назад +904

      1 minutes the ship has arrived in harbor😅

    • @pingusxd4914
      @pingusxd4914 Год назад +456

      The ship arrived to heaven lol IN RECPRD

    • @Centurion1943
      @Centurion1943 Год назад +225

      ​​@@pingusxd4914ah the ship went to asia like a darkstar💀💀💀

    • @KingTheGrea8
      @KingTheGrea8 Год назад +68

      ​@@ZakyIndo. You mean 10 seconds

  • @Chems-w1y
    @Chems-w1y 10 месяцев назад +6433

    The fact that susie was just going slow , then the glass drops😂😂😂

    • @cnm7558
      @cnm7558 10 месяцев назад +118

      susie's spirit still fears his father

    • @cesarlebron2227
      @cesarlebron2227 9 месяцев назад +15

      Lol

    • @kandykain115
      @kandykain115 9 месяцев назад +64

      My humor must be broken cuz that's the only part I laughed

    • @Bottlefan2.0
      @Bottlefan2.0 9 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@kandykain115 same idk why 😭

    • @RicBangsoy-fz4gb
      @RicBangsoy-fz4gb 8 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂

  • @thamwenli
    @thamwenli Год назад +3943

    Bro dad is literally the CEO of the world

    • @deletedaccount573
      @deletedaccount573 Год назад +22

      Fr bobs dad solo

    • @who_am_i_please_tell_me
      @who_am_i_please_tell_me 11 месяцев назад +5

      ummm actually its bro's dad or bob's dad 🤓🤓🤓

    • @W4emTP
      @W4emTP 11 месяцев назад +2

      God is ceo of the world

    • @Kitkatacc_2
      @Kitkatacc_2 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@W4emTPBro cant take a joke.

    • @W4emTP
      @W4emTP 11 месяцев назад

      Well learn to make one first :/@@Kitkatacc_2

  • @Jakobicus
    @Jakobicus Месяц назад +30

    Bob’s dad once spilled a glass of water, we now call it the oceans

  • @revix9465
    @revix9465 Год назад +17580

    bob’s dad is the most masculine man in the universe

    • @pepsicat1677
      @pepsicat1677 Год назад +406

      But bob could try because he got that gigachad body

    • @jeremiahdizon5865
      @jeremiahdizon5865 Год назад +124

      I think the will be a future video episode. I’m might be wrong but it just a theory

    • @Deadonarrival6709-filler
      @Deadonarrival6709-filler Год назад +97

      ​@@pepsicat1677 Giga Chad is finding a worthy unit to relate his masculine energy to.

    • @pepsicat1677
      @pepsicat1677 Год назад +46

      @@Deadonarrival6709-filler and we have gigabob

    • @angelemanuelanimations4955
      @angelemanuelanimations4955 Год назад +16

      ​@@pepsicat1677 pero el padre de Bob es 3 veces más gigachad que cualquiera