hajime on marriage

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

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  • @d.m.badger2155
    @d.m.badger2155 6 лет назад +3630

    1:22
    How Hinata REALLY got the ahoge

    • @gabe8981
      @gabe8981 5 лет назад +230

      *you solved the case*

    • @michaljones8940
      @michaljones8940 5 лет назад +258

      *Ultimate detective is now you.*

    • @jordanhanson9254
      @jordanhanson9254 5 лет назад +121

      Ladies and gentlemen, the protag. for the fourth game!

    • @kotozaki-p
      @kotozaki-p 4 года назад +54

      D.M. Badger is the protagonist for Danganronpa 4!!!!

    • @lostaccount8222
      @lostaccount8222 4 года назад +50

      **pulls out vacuum** time to turn you into the protagonist

  • @dylan-xg3pn
    @dylan-xg3pn 7 лет назад +4873

    hajime's ahoge was harmed in the making of the video

  • @victoriafoley6355
    @victoriafoley6355 7 лет назад +5778

    My Komahina headcanon:
    They both suck so bad at cooking and while they're at it they start fighting and throw knifes and frying pans at each other.

    • @georgegant4252
      @georgegant4252 7 лет назад +594

      Only Human Man i don't ships them but I would fucking pay for a picture of those two just throwing knives and pots at each other over the fact that they both can't cook

    • @jessiriesbeck4421
      @jessiriesbeck4421 6 лет назад +394

      And that's why they always just have Teruteru cook for them

    • @Galaxy-fe3op
      @Galaxy-fe3op 6 лет назад +160

      Ciel imitating Sebastian: *throws utensils around*

    • @madarthivanki
      @madarthivanki 5 лет назад +84

      ...That's me and my brother in the kitchen.

    • @akinarii1
      @akinarii1 5 лет назад +136

      It's funny but hajime does have pretty much have every talent known to man so he can probably cook

  • @catbug8509
    @catbug8509 4 года назад +1608

    *komaeda nonchalantly vaccums hinatas hair*
    “oH YouRe AwaKe”

    • @trufflecrow
      @trufflecrow 3 года назад +34

      komaeda's logic

    • @cassie763
      @cassie763 3 года назад +16

      Thats something I would do😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mar420.74
      @mar420.74 3 года назад +5

      sigh

    • @trufflecrow
      @trufflecrow 3 года назад +5

      @@mar420.74 OH YOURE AWAKE

    • @werewolf4ghz
      @werewolf4ghz 3 года назад +4

      *oH yOuRe AwAkE*

  • @Slasher9485
    @Slasher9485 7 лет назад +6924

    So the Danganronpa fandom is still going strong. Good to know I'm coming late to the party rather than missing it.

    • @LenkuAlli
      @LenkuAlli  7 лет назад +432

      Slasher9485 I keep it alive the best I can ❤

    • @Nomarura
      @Nomarura 6 лет назад +31

      Same here

    • @BlueSpring3
      @BlueSpring3 6 лет назад +106

      You think you're late? I finished the second game not even a month ago and played the first game less than a year ago. I haven't even gotten to the third game yet, though I'm planing to do that soon.

    • @fbr1ckk842
      @fbr1ckk842 6 лет назад +14

      *oh hi, same*

    • @BlueSpring3
      @BlueSpring3 6 лет назад +6

      @@fbr1ckk842 your channel name...

  • @DamiaBerry
    @DamiaBerry 6 лет назад +3880

    Even if it would make me gay, I wouldn't mind marrying Nagito

  • @artsyebonyrose
    @artsyebonyrose 7 лет назад +1744

    IF THIS ISN'T KOMAHINA TO A T THAN I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS

    • @kalynnewbold24601
      @kalynnewbold24601 4 года назад +23

      ........I just accidentally read your comment to the tune of Cupid’s Chokehold. So now my brain is stuck in
      “Take a look at my girlfriend; she almost vacuumed my ahoge off; all because of a chicken that I never freaking said I’d carve”

  • @Galaxy-fe3op
    @Galaxy-fe3op 6 лет назад +757

    1:00
    YES! NAGITO IS HIS WIFE!

    • @lioluv
      @lioluv 4 года назад +28

      YES HE IS

    • @idealistic6440
      @idealistic6440 4 года назад +37

      I ALWAYS KNEW THAT NAGITO WAS BEST WAIFU.

    • @eiswife
      @eiswife 4 года назад +1

      @Chiaki Nanami No, I am not. At least not the last time I checked 😭

    • @coralineferol1855
      @coralineferol1855 4 года назад +6

      YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

    • @hajimehinata1108
      @hajimehinata1108 3 года назад +3

      Oh my-

  • @myachi_art
    @myachi_art 6 лет назад +932

    I love how Hajime can fit so many comedian voices. 😂 😂

  • @autumnsplash4896
    @autumnsplash4896 7 лет назад +2806

    Your komahina content will never not be my favorite.

    • @nagitokomaeda1803
      @nagitokomaeda1803 7 лет назад +30

      Autumn Splash
      Good choice, my friend. 😊

    • @The1andonlysharpshooter
      @The1andonlysharpshooter 7 лет назад +32

      George Gant lol too bad

    • @kcrusus
      @kcrusus 6 лет назад +28

      Autumn Splash i had to read that three times

    • @decristal48
      @decristal48 5 лет назад +4

      So you like it xd lol
      Ok, that's cool 😎😂

    • @311dreamteam5
      @311dreamteam5 4 года назад +3

      Autumn Splash
      I was confused at first
      But I understand now-

  • @kaori_hyacinthus4409
    @kaori_hyacinthus4409 7 лет назад +797

    Where has this fandom been all my life.

  • @ArahabakinoKami
    @ArahabakinoKami 6 лет назад +802

    I guess that´s why they haven´t married yet. They´re afraid of ahoge-killing vacuum cleaners and deadly greasy flying chickens.

  • @pipsqueak6814
    @pipsqueak6814 4 года назад +323

    4:25
    “go back to sleep and s t a r v e”

  • @frocl9108
    @frocl9108 7 лет назад +770

    I should be asleep right now, but I'm glad I'm not.

  • @kiwi2027
    @kiwi2027 7 лет назад +391

    I feel bad for the chicken

    • @reddeath5791
      @reddeath5791 4 года назад +22

      It got to fly for one last time

  • @SnowTheFanOf7Games
    @SnowTheFanOf7Games 7 лет назад +793

    WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

  • @imhungry9806
    @imhungry9806 7 лет назад +1587

    i feel like this would actually happen between them but komaeda is literally just carrying on a joke (bcus we all know komaeda always makes jokes at the very wrong time) while hinata is genuinely stressed and with the part where komaeda tells his "version of the story" he's just telling what hinata experienced and he just tells these people to glare at hinata.
    just a concept u know

    • @brandonwithnell612
      @brandonwithnell612 7 лет назад +145

      nah komaedas just monolouging about hope to them, their glaring at hajime wondering how he can put up with it XD

    • @imhungry9806
      @imhungry9806 7 лет назад +17

      LOL TRUE

    • @GhostGamerAce
      @GhostGamerAce 7 лет назад +8

      Jamison Fawkes I agree

  • @alpacahat6771
    @alpacahat6771 4 года назад +181

    nagito just casually going “oh, you’re awake.” after getting hajime’s hair caught in the vacuum and waking him up is honestly really accurate

  • @infamousrossii
    @infamousrossii 7 лет назад +552

    *this is the best thing i've seen all day*

  • @ibvkiz9874
    @ibvkiz9874 4 года назад +342

    If nagito was actually like this...
    *i would still want to marry him.*

  • @yuh8953
    @yuh8953 7 лет назад +147

    Now THIS is relationship goals

  • @sylvieshuu
    @sylvieshuu 7 лет назад +336

    Nice going, Hajime XD This ship really needs some help from the Ultimate Cook

  • @madarthivanki
    @madarthivanki 6 лет назад +329

    Nagito is just that strange roommate...or husband for you shippers and fangirls and fanboys.

    • @stardustlizzie
      @stardustlizzie 4 года назад +18

      He is my husband

    • @mokezhiyu
      @mokezhiyu 4 года назад +8

      @@stardustlizzie everyone knows hajime

    • @simi5558
      @simi5558 2 года назад

      @@thirdwheel9938 its common sense

    • @fishiefish2249
      @fishiefish2249 Год назад

      omg is that wen qing

  • @Fluhhber
    @Fluhhber 7 лет назад +299

    God is it wrong that I sat down and just benged all ur videos with a bowl of pop corn for like the billionth time? I swear to god my stomach almost fell through my throats and out my mouth I laughed so hard.

  • @MusicalInquisit
    @MusicalInquisit 4 года назад +189

    *Spoilers (and over-used memes ahoy):*
    _On the meat bone._

    • @tori2046
      @tori2046 4 года назад +9

      Bruh your pfp is a dr3 spoiler lmao

    • @tori2046
      @tori2046 4 года назад +2

      @EcstaticShock i was joking chill

    • @tori2046
      @tori2046 4 года назад +2

      @EcstaticShock eh its fine :P

    • @hajimehinata1108
      @hajimehinata1108 3 года назад

      @Kazuichi Soda don’t drink any soda, Souda

  • @teemingwithasininitea
    @teemingwithasininitea 4 года назад +60

    4:41 - If you pause at the right time, you can see the moment Komaeda is immediately filled with despair as the chicken just casually *bonks* him on the head.

  • @hajimehinata6169
    @hajimehinata6169 5 лет назад +86

    This is canon

    • @mylaaloy7899
      @mylaaloy7899 5 лет назад +3

      Glad to hear

    • @MiuIruma
      @MiuIruma 4 года назад +3

      The oj man said it himself

    • @Xin.xx.
      @Xin.xx. 3 года назад +5

      @@MiuIruma exactly

    • @iluvcxffee
      @iluvcxffee 3 года назад +1

      Yes this is

    • @nagitokomaeda7255
      @nagitokomaeda7255 3 года назад +1

      Ah yes Hajime the fool himself confirmed it

  • @charliechompies
    @charliechompies 6 лет назад +383

    Now just switch the chicken with a baby
    Your welcome

    • @rameball
      @rameball 5 лет назад +34

      Then also instead of carve put change

    • @harryd2433
      @harryd2433 5 лет назад +60

      I cooked the baby now carve it

    • @yasminegoat2923
      @yasminegoat2923 5 лет назад +8

      Harry D idk why but that made me laugh “

    • @sarahtwitt
      @sarahtwitt 5 лет назад +17

      I don't know how to carve a baby!
      -ibuki's next song?-

    • @squidlikecookie7085
      @squidlikecookie7085 4 года назад +15

      *HAJIME GO CARVE THE BABY*
      It goes 1.. 2.. *boink* and the baby falls on the ground

  • @Nyappy4ever
    @Nyappy4ever 4 года назад +61

    i can confirm this has happend

    • @mollyblack541
      @mollyblack541 4 года назад +3

      Well I hope your ahogé is fine.

    • @tori2046
      @tori2046 4 года назад +2

      Pfft

    • @hajimehinata6706
      @hajimehinata6706 3 года назад +7

      I can confirm that this happened as well

    • @tori2046
      @tori2046 3 года назад +3

      @@hajimehinata6706 your poor ahoge XD
      how long did it hurt for lmao

    • @iluvcxffee
      @iluvcxffee 3 года назад +3

      I can confirm this as well

  • @serenityskyeVT
    @serenityskyeVT 5 лет назад +44

    2 Years later and this fandom is still strong how

  • @kanoodles1140
    @kanoodles1140 6 лет назад +65

    2:30
    Commence Scrum Debate!
    He said that vs he didn't say that
    GO!

  • @certifiedobsessedtrash3410
    @certifiedobsessedtrash3410 3 года назад +19

    My Komahina headcannon: Nagito and hajime get super competitive when it comes to competitions when their paired together in a comedic way

  • @ingridlaunonen5640
    @ingridlaunonen5640 5 лет назад +19

    Komaeda the ultimate house waifu

  • @semideadnat
    @semideadnat 6 лет назад +92

    To me Hajime should have been the wife and Nagito the husband because to me that makes a lot of sense but then again this video makes more sense then Nagito's love for hope

  • @rainbowmustachereviews
    @rainbowmustachereviews 6 лет назад +175

    What do you mean this isn’t canon?

  • @edithaxm5296
    @edithaxm5296 7 лет назад +144

    I officially love you lol this made me laugh so much

  • @caffinaated
    @caffinaated 3 года назад +23

    Nagito: GIMME THE BIRD
    Hajime: NO
    I relate to this argument too much and I have no idea why

  • @jeagerbombcaptaingoddamnle7008
    @jeagerbombcaptaingoddamnle7008 6 лет назад +74

    I'm laughing, crying and suffocating at the same time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tori2046
      @tori2046 4 года назад

      I'm laughing, I'm crying, it feels like I'm dying

  • @iolite1829
    @iolite1829 5 лет назад +22

    *the most accurate komahina video*

  • @kokichiouma9615
    @kokichiouma9615 4 года назад +15

    *oh...your awake...*
    “Didn’t know that”

  • @KeeperOfUntoldDreams
    @KeeperOfUntoldDreams 6 лет назад +76

    It would be funny as hell if it was Nagito and Junko, I love imagining them trying to live together.

    • @stardustlizzie
      @stardustlizzie 4 года назад +16

      I think Nagito would kill her, he hates her

    • @arielnatalene3006
      @arielnatalene3006 4 года назад +7

      It would more of a chaos than him with Hinata

    • @lizzyl9357
      @lizzyl9357 3 года назад +6

      I need to see this 😂

  • @byakuyatogami5962
    @byakuyatogami5962 4 года назад +10

    "Oh, you're awake"

  • @melinastoutt9319
    @melinastoutt9319 4 года назад +26

    I can see Nagito as the crazy wife/boyfriend.
    I feel sorry for Hagime's ahoge. 😂

  • @thegrinchstolemyheart1462
    @thegrinchstolemyheart1462 3 года назад +9

    NO BECAUSE THE THOUGHT OF THOSE TWO FIGHTING OVER A CHIKCEN IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER THOUGHT OF

  • @kaiixren
    @kaiixren 3 года назад +7

    i can imagine that nagito screams at hajime and hajime looks at him like "wtf r u fucking crazy"

  • @kled788
    @kled788 4 года назад +17

    *give me that bird!* *give me th-* *no* *GIVE THA-* *nooooo!* *GIVE ME-* *NOOO!* *GIVE ME THAT BIRD!*

    • @mollyblack541
      @mollyblack541 4 года назад +1

      Nagito Komaeda why did you hurt his ahogé you demon

    • @kled788
      @kled788 4 года назад

      @@mollyblack541 because he last night he was to tired and I couldn't give it a good succ......did you regret asking??

  • @Awwtopsyy
    @Awwtopsyy 7 лет назад +195

    Personally I would have gone with hiyoko & fukuhiko for this (as a crack ship)

    • @shoopidraws8935
      @shoopidraws8935 5 лет назад +31

      Wow that ship is almost as bad as the crack ship with Kazuichi and Hiyoko.

    • @d.3578
      @d.3578 4 года назад +16

      @@shoopidraws8935 KAZUICHI?!!

    • @euncie444
      @euncie444 4 года назад +12

      Shoopi Draws KAZU- WHAT

    • @Maggot_Angel_Prince42069
      @Maggot_Angel_Prince42069 4 года назад +8

      Step back I think I'm going to vomit

    • @Boo-pm1wx
      @Boo-pm1wx 4 года назад +5

      @@shoopidraws8935 Wait that shit is real?

  • @serena7819
    @serena7819 4 года назад +9

    THIS FANDOM STILL ON LMAO YES QUEEN

  • @neolexia57
    @neolexia57 3 года назад +7

    hajime throws chicken at nagito

  • @skibidikitten
    @skibidikitten 4 года назад +8

    *O h , y o u ' r e a w a k e*

  • @glitchyglitchy3925
    @glitchyglitchy3925 4 года назад +5

    Normally I don't care for videos like this, but somehow I could absolutely see this scenario happening between them. I don't know what that tells me about their relationship.

  • @kaiixren
    @kaiixren 3 года назад +6

    WHY IS THIS CANON

  • @microzoftvamiraculousash1663
    @microzoftvamiraculousash1663 3 года назад +9

    I might be a Komahina shipper, but I’m just *W H E E Z I N G*

  • @cc_dp1463
    @cc_dp1463 4 года назад +9

    I love how nagito is so calm and hinata was just freaking out 1:21

    • @Xin.xx.
      @Xin.xx. 3 года назад +1

      That called life

  • @whitethunder9064
    @whitethunder9064 3 года назад +7

    Always love seeing Hajime and Nagito married. XP

  • @PillowWantsSleep
    @PillowWantsSleep 4 года назад +9

    I don’t know what’s funnier- the fact that they’re danganronpa characters or the fact that the comedian is funny as hell

  • @chanxesther
    @chanxesther 3 года назад +2

    PLS THIS IS SO FUNNY- AND THANK U FOR THE CLOSED CAPTIONS

  • @cassandraa
    @cassandraa 5 лет назад +12

    *”give me the bird”*

  • @shycloud3492
    @shycloud3492 3 года назад +4

    Why was I stuck on the fact that Hajime's above continuously lined up with the pillow

  • @iivonx
    @iivonx 4 года назад +11

    1:20 HAS ME LAUGHING SO HARD I CANT CATCH A BREATH- MY LUNGS HURT-
    2:48 Looks like Nagitos about to punch Hajime 😂😂😂

  • @cartthemX3
    @cartthemX3 3 года назад +10

    Y is nagito with a vacuum is the best thing I seen today

  • @AkiraADV
    @AkiraADV 4 года назад +4

    i never thought i would see hajime and nagito fighting over a bird

  • @gemerald4518
    @gemerald4518 4 года назад +8

    4:34 their doing the same pose lol

  • @nnightmareg
    @nnightmareg 7 лет назад +43

    WHEEZE-
    THIS IS GREAT

  • @candle_wax3807
    @candle_wax3807 3 года назад +9

    im here like 3 years late and its still funny
    edit (2024): I fandom relapsed and now I'm six years late and it's still funny

  • @lunaangelofdarkness1273
    @lunaangelofdarkness1273 5 лет назад +23

    I'm siding with Komaeda. Sorry, Hajime!

  • @justanotherfangirl2398
    @justanotherfangirl2398 3 года назад +2

    BEUTIFAL the subtitles replace wife with husband at 0:57 thank you to whoever did the subtitles

  • @dessahcherry
    @dessahcherry Год назад +3

    hajime telling his friends about his traumatic session while sleeping

  • @grey5150
    @grey5150 4 года назад +8

    i like never laugh at videos but i laughed out loud seriously.

  • @Sulky_313
    @Sulky_313 3 года назад +4

    Nagito:”oH yOuR aWaKe”

  • @mulduls
    @mulduls 2 года назад +5

    Lol in an in-character tweet by Kodaka someone asked Nagito to make a Christmas cake (it’s the one that looks like a log I think?) and Nagito attempts to make it with nothing but whipped cream and pine cones. Yes, actual pine cones.

  • @Boyohboydoidoasmr
    @Boyohboydoidoasmr 4 года назад +8

    how dare he throw that chicken at me though

  • @tori2046
    @tori2046 4 года назад +5

    I'm laughing, I'm crying, it feels like I'm dying

  • @LiviChannel
    @LiviChannel 5 лет назад +8

    1:21 NO NOT THE AHOGEEEE

  • @CARTO0NISHREAL
    @CARTO0NISHREAL 3 года назад +5

    I'm watching this at 5 in the morning, running on no sleep
    Laughing extremely hard while trying not to wake my parents up.
    Praise the Lord they didn't wake up and whoop my ass

  • @RT-fz1wq
    @RT-fz1wq 7 лет назад +59

    THATS IT!! I'M SUBSCRIBING!

    • @rengokumingi
      @rengokumingi 7 лет назад +2

      Lyds Ski You are everywhere, omigod

  • @miasevilclonetookover2989
    @miasevilclonetookover2989 3 года назад +4

    I'm so glad I joined this wonderful fandom

  • @Foxglove-fw5mz
    @Foxglove-fw5mz 4 года назад +3

    *when it said roasted chicken i really thought it said roasted children*

  • @hajimehinata4326
    @hajimehinata4326 3 года назад +7

    ding dong bing bong *a body has been discovered!*

  • @lobsterfan
    @lobsterfan 4 года назад +7

    I feel like I’ve been rejected in some way

  • @cartthemX3
    @cartthemX3 3 года назад +5

    Watching this a second time is the best thing I did- I can't stop laughing xd

  • @altalia07
    @altalia07 3 года назад +5

    i wouldnt mind marrying komaeda

  • @ahcats6853
    @ahcats6853 4 года назад +5

    Hajime is probably going to sue for the harm of his ahoge 😂

  • @mayo3719
    @mayo3719 4 года назад +3

    4:41
    I’m crying idk why this part is so funny

  • @nintendikt64
    @nintendikt64 6 лет назад +13

    Turn Subtitles On.

  • @AKKIO_DEEZNUTZ-
    @AKKIO_DEEZNUTZ- Год назад +2

    This is canon no one can tell me other ways.

  • @fionnawidyahartati8453
    @fionnawidyahartati8453 6 лет назад +12

    Help I'm dying
    I can't stop laughin😂😂

  • @hajimehinata1108
    @hajimehinata1108 3 года назад +3

    I’m amazing cause I’m Hajime

  • @The1andonlysharpshooter
    @The1andonlysharpshooter 7 лет назад +27

    I dont even know what to comment 😂😂

  • @happyyurepi3784
    @happyyurepi3784 7 лет назад +57

    i'm dying auhahauhahaua

  • @thepeopleonthecouch2928
    @thepeopleonthecouch2928 5 лет назад +6

    This is what my dad would be like if he was a comedian.

  • @arielnatalene3006
    @arielnatalene3006 4 года назад +2

    1:33
    RIP Hinata's ahoge

  • @yelizavetashchur4310
    @yelizavetashchur4310 4 года назад +6

    AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO KEEPS LAUGHING AT 4:39

  • @CallMeNyxBlueBallerina
    @CallMeNyxBlueBallerina 7 лет назад +7

    I love this

  • @midnightredx2087
    @midnightredx2087 7 лет назад +10

    its exactly what you said >u

  • @Keplerite
    @Keplerite 4 года назад +3

    I can't believe Hajime threw the chicken at Nagito *smh*

    • @laylahhhh777
      @laylahhhh777 3 года назад

      not cool, hajime.

    • @nagitokomaeda4434
      @nagitokomaeda4434 3 года назад

      *Bullying your husband who is clearly ALWAYS right? Not cool, Hajime* 😠

  • @Shrina_Dracis
    @Shrina_Dracis 6 лет назад +27

    nice use of the male pronouns when the lines refer to the "wife" XD Love it.

  • @user-qx9ws3bl3b
    @user-qx9ws3bl3b 6 лет назад +6

    I'm watching this at 3:00 PM....there is something wrong with me

  • @basil8924
    @basil8924 4 года назад +3

    I love these two 😂😂😂

  • @digital-tiger_tord
    @digital-tiger_tord 7 лет назад +9

    That's Extremly funny😹😹