monokumaluvsdespair Bruh ok I hate when people start to hate on others for actually enjoying a good ship. Like dude just shut up. Nobody cares ok yeah it’s overrated but still, It’s a good ship that people enjoy. If you dislike it then just zip your lips and let others enjoy Omasai. :]
@@hydraboss361 FIRST OF ALL I- Sorry for interrupting Kokichi. This is Shuichi typing, i had to stop him from getting mad at you for calling him cute and then telling you a better word he would like.
I don't know if I should be laughing over the fact Kokichi's bed looks like its stolen from an anime girl or the fact the story revolves around him being late and trying to *lie* about it, which he always does
Why is Kokichi perfect for every Dane Cook routine 😂😂 Edit: he should have just not gone at all and called in, and said he was throwing up the entire day. no one will ask questions.
There's no way in this flippin' frick of a world that Kaito would be Kokichi's manager. It should have been the other way around knowing how Kokichi took his classmates for a wild ride throughout the whole game.
Being late because of sleep is the wooooorst! Because you can’t just will yourself awake, when you’re asleep you got NO CONTROL!!! You are literally trapped in your own body, you cannot move if you’re not awake. It’s the worst. Whenever I’d be late, I’d always be straight with my boss; I’d say: “No bullshit, I just overslept. Sorry.” And I think they at least appreciated my honesty, because they never fired me... ;-;
In truth, could have easily said that you weren't feeling good and called in sick.... It's one of the most believable excuses as long as you can act the part....
![[Danganronpa Stand-Up] Naegi on Komaeda Airlines](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VFdyj3_86Wg/mqdefault.jpg)
Of course kokichi is involved in some story with lies
the first thing i thought was his adorable “its a lie!”
"The Salt and Pepper Diner."
Miss Wanna Die. Yes of course it would have lies.
C a u s e I m a l i a r
@@kkichiouoma8630 Yes yes, we can see that. Thank you Ouma.
Hajime Hinata just pointing out the lies. Why?
Cause Ima....
L i e detective
Why is this comment so long-
i want a monokuma clock, damn.
rip your sanity if you ever get that clock lol
I do too I would have a good excuse why I wasn't at school
monoclocka
Whenever it wakes you up it just screams "IT'S PUNISHMENT TIME!"
me to ngl just a dangaronpaa weeb being a dangaronpa weeb
Kokichi in a perfect nutshell XD
finally
*someone else with a kokichi profile picture*
I like the fact this comment has 666 likes
I agree XD
@@lucac0re I see a lot of them
*Kokichi can't come up with a lie*
Me: my last brain-cell just exploded
I uhhh
Got shot in the head and had to get surgery you just cant see the scars but i was shot in the head
I see what you’re trying to do Oma
@@ritacamassa uhhhhhhhhhhhh
*Ru-ro*
The day kokichi can't come up with a lie is the day the meteorites are going to come destroy earth 💀💀
Clearly some of y’all have never heard of alarms and it shows-
jokes on you, I sleep through those.
"тaĸe a crap on нιѕ cнeѕт"
*мaĸeѕ poopιng noѕιeѕ*
-oυмa
*why is this comment so funny tf*
How to copy comments asking for a friend
I’m going to kill myself now
The fact your name is kettle face is amazing 😂
shuichi: You sleep whit a sparkly tedybear.
kokichi: He is my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS
1:50
Kokichi: im really strong
Rantaro: you cried about snakes for a good five hours
Kokichi: tHEY HAVE NO LEGS YOU INSENSITIVE BITCH
Himiko: Hello this is your captain speaking
Kokichi: AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!
Himiko: Quiet Kokichi
Kokichi: *AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA!*
Kokichi: I'm so tall
Rantaro: You couldnt even reach the top of the fridge to get the god damn fanta.
Kokichi: *WELL IM SORRY THAT IM NOT 5,10*
Actually its OUMA gosh
Now 200 likes ✨\(>o
Yeah, of course Shuuichi accepts him ;)
It’s over-rated, but In a good way-
I mean, Oma does like Shuichi cannonly so
ngl kokichi would work with shuichi but like i meannn
RUclips never notifies me until like the third reply but whatever y'all ship I respect your opinions
@@sylvieshuu NO like i do ship oumasai
monokumaluvsdespair Bruh ok I hate when people start to hate on others for actually enjoying a good ship. Like dude just shut up. Nobody cares ok yeah it’s overrated but still, It’s a good ship that people enjoy. If you dislike it then just zip your lips and let others enjoy Omasai. :]
Kokichi: animals were taking people hostages.....I wAS ONE OF THOSE HOSTAGES...
*Nah I just set everything on fire*
Kaito’s face expressions are perfect for this
Kokichi: Why do I hear boss music
This is chapter 5 in a nutshell
Happy birthday kokichi!
Thanks! 👀
Kokichi Ouma teach me how to lieee
@@tammyaltes4142 step one lie
@@kokichioma4997 lmao
@@kokichioma4997 step 2 lie _better_
*Reads description*
*Sees Dane Cook*
This is going to be some good shit
I was correct
THIS VIDEO OFFICER
THIS IS THE ONE THAT MURDERED ME
i would have just said that i had a major allergic reaction to something and i didn’t feel well enough to leave the house til then
Rip Kokichi
Google search:
How to make a 5 and a half hour late excuse
Who’d make kokichi the manager 😂😂 someone insane 😂
I'm always late
im fucking dead
“Y-you You didn’t here!? The animals at t-the zoo took hostages! And I was one of the hostages!..”
The gazzels were dancing on my chest...
hes a good liar
@@junebug296 kokichi
The ultimate good liar
@@EzraTheIdiot yea
This was when Ouma was still learning to Lie
THAT SOUNDS LIKE MONOKUMA THOUGH
Imagine having a monokuma clock and every morning at 8AM it says
,,it'ssss PUNISHMENT TIME!"
Kaito has literally the best sprites 😂
He should have just said a dentist appointment, great excuse for school
Kokichi tell the fricken truth
I am
@@MB-le9ke no
Why is this most likely cannon tho XD
THE FUNNIEST PART WAS WHEN HE SAID LIKE, THEN FIRE STARTED COMING OUT OF HIS BACK
IM CRYING
This fits Kokichi so damn well
He's involved in this, and I'm involved in two stories where I get drunk..
Hehehe
Hey Kokichi can I hug you?
2:08 wow kokichi your room is more cuter then you !
@@hydraboss361 FIRST OF ALL I-
Sorry for interrupting Kokichi. This is Shuichi typing, i had to stop him from getting mad at you for calling him cute and then telling you a better word he would like.
@@gamersylveon1358 maybe
@@kokichioma4997 oooo suichi ok if there is a only word i can say to kokichi is
KOKICHI THE CUTEST PANTA GOD
A good 5 and a half hour excuse for being late is saying that you were in a car crash or that you accidentally took the wrong bus
I don't know if I should be laughing over the fact Kokichi's bed looks like its stolen from an anime girl or the fact the story revolves around him being late and trying to *lie* about it, which he always does
Why is Kokichi perfect for every Dane Cook routine 😂😂
Edit: he should have just not gone at all and called in, and said he was throwing up the entire day. no one will ask questions.
5 and a half hours goddamn
I can confirm that this is definitely canon
THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE-
You think 5 hours is late, I was late to school, ment to get up at 6am , I got up at 5pm, school leaves at 3pm, my mum woke me up. -_-
that's not late, that's absent
You weren’t even late you fucking dipped
Wow
Damn-
I CANT BREATHEE HAHAHA
“ video horizons “
Me: animal crossing new horizons
4:05
i can feel the fear
There's no way in this flippin' frick of a world that Kaito would be Kokichi's manager. It should have been the other way around knowing how Kokichi took his classmates for a wild ride throughout the whole game.
I love kokichi he is so cute
Bro this was the biggest mood
He should've just said he was sick. I'm pretty sure he could've gotten off the hook if he said he was really sick
danganronpa standup from 5+ years ago is my favourite genre of youtube video
Kokichi
*this is what I’ve been needing.*
I USED THAT BEDROOM BACKGROUND FOR MY GACHA-- OH NO
Your clock will now grow little legs and play little clock jokes on you
@@justmovedin fuck
;-;
@@justmovedin CRAP
Hhhhh now I’m late for work
Being late because of sleep is the wooooorst! Because you can’t just will yourself awake, when you’re asleep you got NO CONTROL!!! You are literally trapped in your own body, you cannot move if you’re not awake. It’s the worst. Whenever I’d be late, I’d always be straight with my boss; I’d say: “No bullshit, I just overslept. Sorry.” And I think they at least appreciated my honesty, because they never fired me... ;-;
This is hilarious
Great edit!~ hahaha
I had to look up kinkos to make sure it wasn't what I thought it was
Okay, but he should’ve just called in sick and said he was continually throwing up, it can happen
I was 2 hours late for school once-
*Now that's just sad*
This has nothing to do with anything but I just remembered I share a birthday with Kyoko
Also known as today.
You DID do him justice! It was amazing! XD
kaito 😂😂
first day, first job, 2 hours late
Ah shit I just snorted and it's 130 am. Everyone's asleep. Except me. SHITTTT
This is why you keep a hammer or smth in your bedroom, live in an apartment on the second floor so you have an excuse
for legal reasons this is a joke
Why is Kokichi like this? I mean he told us this story a lot.
Rip Kokichi Oma
4:15 wtf that actually sounds like Kaito-
Me after seeing the six finger Kokichi sprite: *>:(*
Let me set it back haha became 3 o.clock in the afternoon
Why give it too kokichi tho?
Because he had to lie on why he is late
Because i was the greatest worker
I Forgot about the most believable lie;
"I had a car accident and had to have surgery!"
...kokichi would do this-
I see Avocado, I click
Omg all my dreams
I thought i heard someone say nee-heehee.
NEVER
Yeser
I would have said i got mugged and had to go.to the police would explain why i didnt have clothes on
Since when do I work? I think you lying
Dude I can lie waaaay better than that! 😋
4:16 best part!
Should have just said his grandma died >:(
In truth, could have easily said that you weren't feeling good and called in sick.... It's one of the most believable excuses as long as you can act the part....
1:53
I am the new mana- yes
i thought that guy hated kokichi
Kaito? Well he does now
@@movedchannels7470 LOL
i mean their personalities in-game are not real, so we are not sure if Kaito would hate him pregame.
@@sugarqcoat that makes sense 🤣
Who iskazuchi? Maximum kazuchi yes
Why em scared of him but then I'm not I'm confused.
Cute boi
E
Haha 😂😂😂
*_öūr møvįêš brïñg ÿõür fùtúrė_*
OwO
Why do you have 191 subs ):
This whole story is probably a lie.
nishishishi~ you got me.. 😈
@@freebryykokichi, what the heck.
xD wtf?