Fun fact, my grandfather who landed d+2 and fought in the hedges went awol with a hot luxemburg girl for like a month, lived with her family and everything.
I didn’t know Braun was ISP’s editor, well that is actually really cool for some reason, the guy screaming into the mic is isps editor, I love you even more isp/Braun
Hey ISP, quirky video you got there. Reminds me of the time I ran over a toddler in the McDonald's parking lot in 1996, just like how Germany ran over Luxembourg in 1940
Force attacking in a battle you're losing just to grind down enemies numbers without regard to your own losses is actually a pretty accurate thing for the Russian AI to do.
Last vid was worse, There was France, France in Alsace-Lorraine, Algeria, and a bit of the middle of France, and British Occitania. 3 FRANCES! One of which is cut in half by the other 2 Frances, and landlocked from a colony by them!
Being originally from the whereabout of Luxembourg, Im surprised on how accurate ISP is in his description of the place. Surely you have been there before. Also, a quick survey from an anonymous source has shown that the most common name in Luxembourg is "Josy" (pronounced Jo-zee) .... probably Finally, only companies have low taxes in Luxembourg, normal people are taxed relatively high (as every country with a strong welfare do)
The “they got ram over by Germany” put an image in my head of Hitler driving a First Generation Beetle running over Pierre Dupong and just smiling while doing it.
fun fact: Luxembourg actually repelled the first wave of german troops. They also liberated themselves using artillery pieces named for the children of the Grand Duke and a single volunteer division.
what? the only thing "held back" were the initial sabotage attempts by german spies, Luxembourg fell in less than six hours and the first units in Luxembourg were American divisions,not Luxembourg volunteers it was specifically liberated by the American 5th Armored Division which rolled into Luxembourg City Luxembourg Volunteers did hold back a small german probing attempt after Luxembourg was liberated tho
And did we just ignore the fact that there is a Czechslovakia in the end of the game that only have territories from czech? And under them there were an (another) slovakia?
I love how they’ve added a way to gain manpower through communism. From what ive seen most small countries are forced to go fascist due to the need for manpower but the new dlc opens a lot of possibilities. Also i love how by playing luxemburg the only thing you achieved was changing colour which in itself is an incredible feat.
Fun fact: Luxembourg actually lasted longer than Denmark in WWII. Luxembourg capitulated after just under a day (23 hours) and Denmark did so in 6 hours (technically 2 hours, but it took 4 more hours for the news to reach all the Danish troops so they would lay down their arms)
I actually have something of an idea for a way for Luxemburg to be relevant. It's a bit silly, and probably not actually viable Basically, the idea is to make Super Heavy Tanks, with an eventual requirement of 5 divisions of them, but just one for defense for most of the war should be fine. Simply put, you focus your entire industry into these, with the eventual goal of making a one tile line through Liege and Leuven to reach Antwerp and just defend this line with nigh invulnerable tanks to provide a secure port for D-Day.
Shit like this is why player lead peace conference is needed to do anything as a minor, you just aided the allies massively during d-day yet got fuck all war score.
It’s really refreshing watching ISP give worthless nations a genuine try rather than just LUXEMBOURG WORLD CONQUEST with mods/console commands/exploits
As Tannu Tuva you can end up with a bigger army than your entire population with that army spirit by like 1940
You do by the time Barbarossa started, tannu Tuva has 17 divisions for me
EVERY MAN WOMEN AND CHILD IN THE MILITARY NO EXECPTIONS
Little known fact is that Tannu Tuvan's can reproduce through mitosis
i mean, he did have 1 million manpower, luxembourg only has 630k people lol
@@klayman2 that was him makeing the united Netherlands
Since ISP is getting through the A2Z I can't wait to finally see that 1 speed neutral Switzerland game.
we just have to wait
@@5nhyfiery Wait and pray
He should use the mod where 1 speed becomes 1:1 in real life(1 hour in game is 1 hour in real life)
@@bebedor_de_cafe3272 He could even make a 24h Twitch stream for it.
His first Switzerland game was absolute madness, so I have high expectations for that one
10:34, the exact moment when ISP lost any remnants of sanity he still had
That _la la la_ really got me
Hahahahahaha, I'd be inclined to agree
He turned into the you've been knomed meme
oHya ohy yokçkçkçkçk vua hu Ha HUO ouh lalala
@@CaptainSully101 oh my god exactly
Been a while since we made him go full pain.
Make sure to play one game where you give as many other nations broken modded trees as possible.
So Road to 56?
@Kisna Yela ♋️ thanks
@@innosam123 naw like give nations the hyper broken trees you see some times and not give himself any buffs.
ISP: We need manpower now.
Luxembourg: We don't do that here.
bruh only reply you got for a funny comment is from a hoe bot 😭
Quick! While the Germans aren't looking form the Benelux!
XD
@Kisna Yela ♋️ You that is spawning the extra manpower? Good bot!
ISP finally loses it and hallucinates Susembourg
@Kisna Yela ♋️ clearly the correct response to Susembourg
@@danielson1463 just report the bot
@@spythor1281 ???
Can’t believe the brave editor risked being slapped by ISP just to correct him. Not all heroes wear capes.
Braun and ISP are in an abusive relationship he’ll like the slap
Fun fact, my grandfather who landed d+2 and fought in the hedges went awol with a hot luxemburg girl for like a month, lived with her family and everything.
Ironically a popular thing to do at the time
"What's your name recruit?"
"Gabriel"
"WRONG! You're Glen!"
-Luxembourg Military
Edit: Switched Gabrielle to Gabriel
It's "Gabriel", Gabrielle is the female version
@@lptomtom got it, thanks, just edited my message
The old one seems funnier to me
Pain is the only word ISP is gonna know for a week
It could be worse. At least he has Manchukuo and Mexico to look forward to.
mmmmmmmm bred
mmmmmmmm bred
mmmmmmmm bred
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Now this is the content i originally subscribed for years ago!
Ah the Benelux now without Belgium and the netherlands, also known als Lux.
my dumb arse never realized it was an amalgam of their names. wow.
Jacoby Trainwreck same
Every time ISP looks at the funny number, he loses that same pourcentage of neurons
69%?
No, no, 69% more neurons activate, you just aren’t big brain enough to understand the language of a being utilizing so much of their brain. ;P
I didn’t know Braun was ISP’s editor, well that is actually really cool for some reason, the guy screaming into the mic is isps editor, I love you even more isp/Braun
The History books in this world must be so confusing. Little Timmy: "But why did Luxembourg get Sardinia?"
"Because Timmy, Luxembourg needed somewhere to park their navy."
Every ISP upload=10% less depressed me
Every ISP upload=10% more depressed ISP
he does that too everone gives happiness but more depression for him 😥 sad
I can’t imagine how depressed he’ll be after this week 😭
This is the law of equivalent exchange
Crazy to think that one day we will wake up and the algorithm will recommend a video of Bo talking about his suicide
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
As Luxembourg you can fight Germany by giving it a high interest loan
Hey ISP, quirky video you got there. Reminds me of the time I ran over a toddler in the McDonald's parking lot in 1996, just like how Germany ran over Luxembourg in 1940
based
Relatable af
me when
Force attacking in a battle you're losing just to grind down enemies numbers without regard to your own losses is actually a pretty accurate thing for the Russian AI to do.
Soviets are actually winning those battles, he's allied to Germany so its from the German perspective not Soviet.
@@BlueHawkPictures17 do you have any idea how high I am right now?
@@holstorrsceadus1990 A lot?
@@bioemiliano I watch ISP play map games so I can figure out what part of the Earth I'm currently floating over
The fact that the peace treaty concluded with two different French states is cursed as f…
If you look at the border of italy there is actually 3 French states lmao
life is pointless and depressing
ISP: hello my gravy babies
omg 🥰
pure happiness
His depression cures mime
You don't need meaning to live
@@TheEmolano I am a mime and I still have erectile dysfunction! Scammer!
@@singulargeneral2003 f
The ending with 2 Frances, (Franci?) almost had me, if Isorrow went over and explained it I probably would have cracked.
Last vid was worse, There was France, France in Alsace-Lorraine, Algeria, and a bit of the middle of France, and British Occitania. 3 FRANCES! One of which is cut in half by the other 2 Frances, and landlocked from a colony by them!
1 is already too many
@@rollinghouse7140 username checks out
I can’t wait till Luxembourg gets a focus tree before Italy.
honestly wouldn't be surprised
Ahyuck
L
I finally got the hang of the motorization supply, and now I'm addicted to building railroads
Being originally from the whereabout of Luxembourg, Im surprised on how accurate ISP is in his description of the place. Surely you have been there before.
Also, a quick survey from an anonymous source has shown that the most common name in Luxembourg is "Josy" (pronounced Jo-zee) .... probably
Finally, only companies have low taxes in Luxembourg, normal people are taxed relatively high (as every country with a strong welfare do)
the snake of our biology class (in our luxembourg school) is named Josy
10:35 ISP finally loses his mind
The “they got ram over by Germany” put an image in my head of Hitler driving a First Generation Beetle running over Pierre Dupong and just smiling while doing it.
7:23
"I would personally like to play a nation that isn't Luxembourg."
So Tanna Tuva?
Damn it's always so cool when youtubers do that extra research, I never knew Glen was the most popular name in Luxembourg
fun fact: Luxembourg actually repelled the first wave of german troops. They also liberated themselves using artillery pieces named for the children of the Grand Duke and a single volunteer division.
what? the only thing "held back" were the initial sabotage attempts by german spies, Luxembourg fell in less than six hours
and the first units in Luxembourg were American divisions,not Luxembourg volunteers
it was specifically liberated by the American 5th Armored Division which rolled into Luxembourg City
Luxembourg Volunteers did hold back a small german probing attempt after Luxembourg was liberated tho
Remember that Slovakia is a starting nation in the 1939 scenario
True
And did we just ignore the fact that there is a Czechslovakia in the end of the game that only have territories from czech? And under them there were an (another) slovakia?
I love how they’ve added a way to gain manpower through communism. From what ive seen most small countries are forced to go fascist due to the need for manpower but the new dlc opens a lot of possibilities.
Also i love how by playing luxemburg the only thing you achieved was changing colour which in itself is an incredible feat.
If Belgium was a speed bump on the way to France, Luxembourg was the pothole right before the speed bump.
10:35 ISP turning into something I cannot describe
When he gets to Switzerland he better just do an AI only game
it would be better to do a 2018 drew durnil than actually play the game
@@azure-wtbrother I think you missed the prime time to comment
@@justsomeeggsinapot1784 nah this is the new meta (idk why i even commented ngl)
10:35 like that guy who still laughs in high-school when the teacher is passing masculine reproductive system
Fun fact: Luxembourg actually lasted longer than Denmark in WWII. Luxembourg capitulated after just under a day (23 hours) and Denmark did so in 6 hours (technically 2 hours, but it took 4 more hours for the news to reach all the Danish troops so they would lay down their arms)
ISP: Help!
PDX: No help, only suffering
Just wait until you play democratic Mengukukou only again, then you'll really be suffering.
After all, *it's on Saturday.*
I actually have something of an idea for a way for Luxemburg to be relevant.
It's a bit silly, and probably not actually viable
Basically, the idea is to make Super Heavy Tanks, with an eventual requirement of 5 divisions of them, but just one for defense for most of the war should be fine.
Simply put, you focus your entire industry into these, with the eventual goal of making a one tile line through Liege and Leuven to reach Antwerp and just defend this line with nigh invulnerable tanks to provide a secure port for D-Day.
"Hello guys... i play Luxembourg today
HUHHuuuhHUUHhhhUUUUHhhh"
funny as heck man :D
I want the Big Chungus mod!
Agreed
10:37 bro turned into the gnome meme💀
this channel has now peaked
Can’t wait for the next 5 videos!
10:30 Gotta love that manpower
Shit like this is why player lead peace conference is needed to do anything as a minor, you just aided the allies massively during d-day yet got fuck all war score.
8:00 OK this plus the new achievement makes me actually excited to see Tannu tuva
10:33 best part in the video hands down
10000 more subscribers until 669 000! We’ll be waiting for that special. I’m waiting.
0:50 you forgot the battle of vianden where the luxembourgish militia fought SS AND won
That sus Luxembourg meme genuinely made me laugh 😂
1:20 o mah need, SUSSY IMPOSTER LUXEMBOURG.
i bet isp wants to cry himself to sleep every time he plays hoi4 a2z
Reject Nostalgia November.
Embrace Hoi4 A2Z.
i love it when my favorite Turkish hipster plays funni map game as Luxembourg, really brings out the P A I N.
Poor Braun must’ve gotten slapped
Episdoes like this make me think that *not* having player lead peace conferences on are just a joke of a game
0:15 you didn’t say a nightmare, in the Afghanistan video you simply said “I dreamt this”
IM HERE FOR ONE THING AND IT'S GLEN
The day I learned Braun edits ISPs videos. Long lost respect, restored :D
“Who needs to win, if you can just not lose?”
Ah yes, my preferred way of playing pool.
Can’t wait for you to get to 1 million subscribers after you say you’ll do a Europa or Victoria A to Z :3 :3 :3
Normal reaction to playing Luxemburg 10:34
I like to imagine that Luxembourg will only draft people named Glen
NOBODY CARES ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS LATVIA 🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻
This week is gonna be fire 🔥
Luxembourg: Please sir, can I have some land after I conquered all of the Lowlands?
Britain: No.
The intros get better and better
Honestly I love playing as Luxembourg, never have gotten 1941 but I still love them!
At least any insanity plea will do well if he uses this as a part of his defense 10:35 or any video for that matter
10:35 ISP becomes g'not a g'noblin
That 500 weekly manpower is there to make Tannu Tuva Siberia realistic. It actually made it easier than "Finnish him!".
This, my friend, is a masterpiece. Bravo.
Ah there it goes.
ISPs will to live.
11:26 now we just need a big white couch with bo sitting on it and those guys behind it
perfect
yo i just found your channel you probably wont see this but keep making this content this is curing my depression fr
It’s really refreshing watching ISP give worthless nations a genuine try rather than just LUXEMBOURG WORLD CONQUEST with mods/console commands/exploits
Im sorry does *Braun* edit your videos?
Watching isp sanity slowly fading away is sure Fun to watch
ISP: Luxembourg has 3200069- *has a stroke*
Thanks for sharing some map suffering in my birthday
1:20 susembourg
I’ve been getting my popcorn ready since October for this one!
why is my dad fighting for Luxemburg? 3:56
I could feel the joy when he formed the benalux
4:17
ISP sees number 69
Also ISP **monke noises**
I sure do love watching ISP "play" Luxemburg
Jokes on you, Marvel has Stan Lee mummified like Lenin in Russia.
I'm supporting you from Quebec
your suffering is quite entertaining ISP keep up the good work ;)
I feel like ISP is turning into Nikocado Avocado. Except instead of slowly killing himself with food, he's slowly killing himself with funny map game
1:20 *SUSEMBURG SPOTTED*
10:35 degen ...we love you XD
This man is more dangerous with Luxembourg than I am with Germany....
I'm really bad...
love to watch funny map man go through hours of pure pain
14:55 no mention of soviet congo?
Luxembourg focus tree before Italy rework
holy shit, this was such a fucking excellent video! well done! excited for tmws ep!
as someone who every now and then loads up luxembourg in r56 to unwind at the end of the day, i will savor every moment of mr productions pain
The fucking mad lad bid his time and managed to create THE FUCKING UNIFIED BENELUX AS LUXEMBOURG. Respect.