So... I Bought a Ma Deuce..... & Goldberg Wants to Try It

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  • @KentuckyBallistics
    @KentuckyBallistics 3 года назад +4640

    Yeah definitely don’t do that lol

    • @jesseybarra3408
      @jesseybarra3408 3 года назад +26

      Lol

    • @pastaalalamborghini
      @pastaalalamborghini 3 года назад +289

      Congrats on becoming a verb

    • @CaptainTrips666
      @CaptainTrips666 3 года назад +223

      lol “Kentucky ballistics” is officially a urban dictionary term🤣

    • @Kross8761
      @Kross8761 3 года назад +89

      Keep up with the solid recovery man, glad you're doing good.

    • @Linkins_life02
      @Linkins_life02 3 года назад +36

      I knew you’d be in the comments somewhere 😂

  • @LandtoHouse
    @LandtoHouse 3 года назад +7394

    Matt's Dr. : "You just had back surgery. Don't overdo it."
    Matt: Wrestling with Goldberg...

    • @macfanguy
      @macfanguy 3 года назад +108

      I am pretty sure that would have been recorded before his surgery.

    • @0_O_0001
      @0_O_0001 3 года назад +180

      @@macfanguy Knowing him, probably not. He is the one who buys a back breaking bobcat and goes for walks and lift weight right after surgery. He obviously doesn't care.

    • @georgeownz216
      @georgeownz216 3 года назад +9

      @@0_O_0001 why is the bobcat bad for backs?

    • @WakarimasenKa
      @WakarimasenKa 3 года назад +7

      @@georgeownz216 good brakes?

    • @jaredreid2661
      @jaredreid2661 3 года назад +77

      @@georgeownz216 most heavy equipment (except really high end stuff) generally doesn't have the the best suspension or seats (think air shock seats like in transport trucks) so you tend to be battered and jostled around a lot.

  • @1dudecrush
    @1dudecrush 3 года назад +479

    I’m imagining in 10,000 years, some archeology team will unearth a large quantity of ore from a patch of land in what once was Texas. They’ll immediately know what they stumbled upon. “Boys, this is it…we just found the demolition ranch!”

    • @everestfalls
      @everestfalls 3 года назад +16

      You mean The Texan Empire right.

    • @IvIRavenIxI
      @IvIRavenIxI 3 года назад +10

      The Texas empire will still be around in 10,000 years. Nobody is going to be digging up anything.

    • @IvIRavenIxI
      @IvIRavenIxI 3 года назад +12

      The demolition ranch will be a national park

    • @joekerr5557
      @joekerr5557 3 года назад +8

      Put your Faith in Jesus Christ

    • @x-cryptikchaos-x407
      @x-cryptikchaos-x407 3 года назад +1

      @@joekerr5557 ew

  • @sdhsswim
    @sdhsswim 3 года назад +215

    My Sergeant used to say: "The M2 is incredibly proficient in destroying the enemy...and sometimes you."

  • @vesh
    @vesh 3 года назад +7919

    This man literally got Goldberg on his channel, what a legend

  • @jakeshipman5547
    @jakeshipman5547 3 года назад +1499

    The neighbors 10 miles away: “oh my god, what did he buy now?!”

    • @thebasiclegoman3262
      @thebasiclegoman3262 3 года назад +47

      Next thing u know he’ll bye a tank

    • @Smigelylabarbow
      @Smigelylabarbow 3 года назад +23

      @@thebasiclegoman3262 and before that he’s buying a Humve

    • @crokk_
      @crokk_ 3 года назад +5

      Facts

    • @mikeb5063
      @mikeb5063 3 года назад +12

      @@thebasiclegoman3262 He needs to buy a M50 Ontos, 6 106mm recoilless guns on a light armored tank destroyer

    • @scottrussell6887
      @scottrussell6887 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Skooozle
    @Skooozle 3 года назад +236

    "Sir, do you have any weapons inside the vehicle?"
    "Yes. And I assume you already saw the one mounted to the roof."

    • @segaammoshop5793
      @segaammoshop5793 3 года назад

      buy your ammo and guns online at 🇺🇸
      - Segaammoshop.com
      they are certified FFL dealers, they sell all possible ammunitions and guns available...shipping is done all over the USA and worldwide (fast delivery services)
      they have 9mm, 308, 300blk, 5.56, 6.5 creedmoor,

    • @rex8958
      @rex8958 3 года назад +2

      @@segaammoshop5793 scam!

    • @itzkong
      @itzkong 3 года назад +1

      @@rex8958 I hate people like that

  • @chrislaws4785
    @chrislaws4785 3 года назад +316

    I loved shooting the Ma Deuce when I was in the Army, and by the way, MOST of the time they DO NOT mount these on the top of Humvees. Most of the time its a 249 mounted on to the top of a Humvee, unless they know they might actually need something like the 50 cal. Otherwise its just a 249B SAW mounted on top. I use to carry a 249B SAW when I was in Iraq, along with about 200 rounds of Ammo on me. And no wonder Matt couldn't hit anything with it, he was firing it wrong. You sit on the ground, spread your legs and put the entire machine gun in between your legs, grab the triggers, lean back to get your eye sight low enough to use the sights and THEN let it rip. That's how I was taught to shoot it in the Army anyways.

    • @minisithunknown5568
      @minisithunknown5568 3 года назад +16

      Love seeing advice from someone experienced at something.

    • @patrickd6450
      @patrickd6450 3 года назад +7

      How long will 200 rounds feed a saw? LOL AMMO!!!!! AMMO!!!!!

    • @daviddudley7777
      @daviddudley7777 3 года назад +17

      Not long, a combat load in the Marine Corp, we carried 5 drums for a total of 1000 rounds. With no A gunner to carry it for us. We also mounted 240 B's medium machine guns on our humvees, not a 249...

    • @adamorick2872
      @adamorick2872 3 года назад +4

      @@daviddudley7777 240, now that's a pretty gun

    • @vet5555
      @vet5555 3 года назад +11

      @@daviddudley7777 exactly. I was an 11B in the army and did 2 tours to afghanistan. I dont believe Ive ever seen a 249 mounted on a humvee. It was either a 240B or a 50 cal. We were a stryker unit and we had a 50 cal or mk19 automatic 40mm launcher. Also Ive never heard of anyone carrying only 200 rounds for a 249. Our saw gunners carried atleast 600 rounds on person.

  • @yomama269378
    @yomama269378 3 года назад +509

    DemoltionRanch: "today were shooting a fifty cal machine gun"
    Frogs: "Oh God Please No"

    • @FGV_Gravity
      @FGV_Gravity 3 года назад +1

      Stfu

    • @blakegable3411
      @blakegable3411 3 года назад +33

      @@FGV_Gravity who pissed in your cornflakes?

    • @Mondfischli
      @Mondfischli 3 года назад +6

      .. they're small enough to dodge the bullets. Just don't blow up any ranch dressing stuff in the valley or they go extinct 😆

    • @JohnQuilyQuinlan
      @JohnQuilyQuinlan 3 года назад +4

      Leave the french out of this one

    • @dimitri6171
      @dimitri6171 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/7lFXI18T6QY/видео.html

  • @smartman2593
    @smartman2593 3 года назад +597

    The ATF: "What yah got there bud?"
    Matt with his concealed Ma Deuce: "A smoothie"

    • @Themuffinman1820
      @Themuffinman1820 3 года назад +12

      Idk if anyone here will get that reference lol

    • @smartman2593
      @smartman2593 3 года назад +2

      @@Themuffinman1820 You got it and apparently 65 other people did as well so...

    • @WhatEvenIsAGoodName
      @WhatEvenIsAGoodName 3 года назад

      Lmfaooooooooooo

    • @Lively_1185
      @Lively_1185 3 года назад +5

      For anyone who doesn't know, after Matt showed off all his guns in a 10 million subscriber video, everyone assumed that now the ATF are watching him like a hawk. So now, he has to be more careful not to draw attention.

    • @DangerRussDayZ6533
      @DangerRussDayZ6533 3 года назад +6

      @@Lively_1185 honestly if he has registered machine guns they probably already are.

  • @Mrgunsngear
    @Mrgunsngear 3 года назад +1050

    The M2 is a fantastic weapon 🇺🇸

    • @drowhodis556
      @drowhodis556 3 года назад +24

      The legend commented on the legends video... awesome

    • @shinomori69
      @shinomori69 3 года назад +10

      Reminds me of convoy escort in 05.

    • @BonJovi1987Fan
      @BonJovi1987Fan 3 года назад +5

      I met Goldberg with my family at a car show at Fayette NC when I was little and I got a signed autographed photo of him.

    • @prandomable
      @prandomable 3 года назад +7

      Ma Duece + SLAP rounds = invincible BEAST!!!

    • @prandomable
      @prandomable 3 года назад +7

      @Suction Cup Man they are not "hard to obtain". They're just restricted by the government. Sign up for the airforce to be a pilot if you wanna fly F-15s.

  • @Breaker197
    @Breaker197 3 года назад +58

    Gotta love how in the slow mo, you can see Matt getting the jigglies while firing it, but Goldberg just doesn't move, lol.

  • @gunysa
    @gunysa 3 года назад +317

    When i was in the army we had a spare barrel so we could change it when it was heating up (so we could shoot continually). The tracer rounds are so you can count how many shots you fired (and more importantly how many are left), sometimes the number of shots between tracers changes so you know if you're halfway, three quarters of the way or you have 15 shots left.

    • @johnharris1636
      @johnharris1636 3 года назад +10

      That’s very cool to know and what an easy way to indicate when in the heat of it!
      But tracers work both ways…

    • @michaelbarajas2495
      @michaelbarajas2495 3 года назад +23

      I was in the Marine Corps and never once did we use tracers for knowing how many rounds you have. If you're too busy counting the tracers, you're not focusing on eliminating your target. Tracers are for knowing where your rounds are.

    • @blacktc250
      @blacktc250 3 года назад +3

      Wow thanks for your service bro

    • @FRANK45CASTLE
      @FRANK45CASTLE 3 года назад +14

      One myth i saw busted while in the army is that a concrete wall can shield you from this weapon, in fact very wrong. I don't know how many times i saw guys who shot at my gunner immediately regret that decision. Maybe next Matt can get his hands on a Mark 19!

    • @mp40submachinegun81
      @mp40submachinegun81 3 года назад

      @Insert name just one of their uses

  • @fiemosport1
    @fiemosport1 3 года назад +78

    Matt a few things.
    Never load the single link first. Always load the double link first, it'll cut down on jamming and saves wear and tear on the gun.
    Always pull the charging handle underhand all the way back and just let it go, don't ride it forward. If you let go to early while doing it overhanded it can actually break your wrist.
    NEVER EVER take the back plate off while the bolt is to the rear. The spring is under so much pressure when the bolt is back it'll actually go through cinder block walls if it comes out.
    Also if you want a Headspace and Timing gauge I have one you can have.

    • @theblazingpegasus9151
      @theblazingpegasus9151 3 года назад +4

      wtf im a tanker so i work with the m2 alot and i dont think it could break ur writst if u overhand it nor have i ever heard of such a thing happening, everything else is facts tho

    • @tylermajerus2904
      @tylermajerus2904 3 года назад +3

      @@theblazingpegasus9151 nope sorry man definitely will break your wrist, something all of my Sargents always told me you never pull back the charging handle over-headed

    • @wysestone
      @wysestone 3 года назад +4

      as a 50 gunner from over a decade ago, I second not trying to take that backplate off while charged lol.. those springs would do some damage if someone could take it off

    • @dhonsinger
      @dhonsinger 3 года назад

      Are you a marine? One of my best friends was a marine drill instructor, and everything you said sounds like how he taught.

    • @Xelent753
      @Xelent753 3 года назад

      @@theblazingpegasus9151 I've seen somebody break their wrist doing it for what it's worth, and to the original comment. It will not go through a cinder block. It gets caught in ½ inch plywood, but it does go through

  • @ruutocka3536
    @ruutocka3536 3 года назад +57

    watching this brings back memories. I was an M1A1 tanker in the army (for 10 years) and had an M2 mounted on top of the tanks got to shoot it several times. Awesome weapon. I remember the head space and timing, Screw the barrel all the way in as tight as it goes then back it off 2 clicks to start for head space.

    • @Trucker-Belly
      @Trucker-Belly 3 года назад +3

      Brings back memories for me as well! I got to shoot and carry that many times. My main was a M240 plus an M-16. The 50 cal was the most fun bc I got to set shit on fire like tires and the range. The M240G was great as well but nothing is more fun than the M2! (Except maybe a gatling gun)

    • @Ezshootspews
      @Ezshootspews 3 года назад +5

      Thanks for your service our veterans don’t get it enough

    • @lethargicpig239bruh2
      @lethargicpig239bruh2 3 года назад +2

      Thank you for your service. You are an elite who deserves everything for what you risked

  • @chrisgreen177
    @chrisgreen177 3 года назад +6

    Big Ups to "Singer" the manufacturer of sewing machines. Singer developed the mechanics of the M2 at the behest of Browning because of their precision in mechanical works. The M2 has been tested throughout the decades and is still feared by every enemy that has been on the receiving end of it. I love that machine gun, and taught thousands how to disassemble, reassemble, headspace and time it and employ it. YOU GOT GOLDBURG ON YOUR CHANNEL?!?! This is EPIC, because that is one stand up dude!!!!

    • @melissaritz5123
      @melissaritz5123 Год назад +1

      VERY cool about Singer's history and participation with the M2! Thanks for sharing this detail.

  • @jacobbroe5279
    @jacobbroe5279 3 года назад +116

    For better accuracy ..When sitting behind it, lean back and “pull” the gun towards you. Feet on the tripod, Stiff arms and tilt body to correct fire. Thats what they told us back in the green days.

    • @cujothecasual9525
      @cujothecasual9525 3 года назад +4

      Could also use the T&E that came with it

    • @Fella48
      @Fella48 3 года назад

      That’s exactly what I was imagining I’d do it I were to shoot one

  • @RestartRacoon
    @RestartRacoon 3 года назад +301

    If the Ma Deuce doesn't get mounted on the 5-ton, I will be very disappointed.

    • @simkub6371
      @simkub6371 3 года назад +4

      I think it would also fit his armored car.

    • @LSwick-ss6nm
      @LSwick-ss6nm 3 года назад

      I was just thinking the same thing.

  • @Lazyviking82
    @Lazyviking82 Год назад +11

    Bro, I cant even stop smiling while I watch this. Im vicariously living this dream through Matt and Goldberg

  • @talbert7814
    @talbert7814 3 года назад +198

    Me: literally can't find any ammo
    Matt: I bought a 50 cal. Machine gun

    • @blaziken2818
      @blaziken2818 3 года назад +4

      Not to mention 100 rounds of it

    • @SlavicCinnamonRollie556
      @SlavicCinnamonRollie556 3 года назад +11

      50 BMG is not really affected by Shortage because not many people have a gun that chambers in 50 BMG lol

    • @joekerr4273
      @joekerr4273 3 года назад

      I just want to know how the actual heck he bought a browning

    • @johnsheppard5257
      @johnsheppard5257 3 года назад

      @@joekerr4273 because Matt makes BANK

    • @dyllonpifer1719
      @dyllonpifer1719 3 года назад +1

      Me: Holy shit guns are still pricey.
      Matt: Sooo I bought a MaDuece

  • @liam.da.ghostboy
    @liam.da.ghostboy 3 года назад +185

    Matt didn't buy another gun, he's just preserving history.
    Seeing Matt giggle like a school girl after firing the new piece of history was awesome.

    • @dimitri6171
      @dimitri6171 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/7lFXI18T6QY/видео.html

    • @trentgreen9745
      @trentgreen9745 3 года назад

      100 %

    • @segaammoshop5793
      @segaammoshop5793 3 года назад

      buy your ammo and guns online at 🇺🇸
      - Segaammoshop.com
      they are certified FFL dealers, they sell all possible ammunitions and guns available...shipping is done all over the USA and worldwide (fast delivery services)
      they have 9mm, 308, 300blk, 5.56, 6.5 creedmoor,

    • @trentgreen9745
      @trentgreen9745 3 года назад

      @@segaammoshop5793 do you have 6.5 Remington Magnum?

  • @wonderfulwalrus5715
    @wonderfulwalrus5715 3 года назад +1674

    "we don't wanna Kentucky ballistics ourselves" I died

    • @kcox9818
      @kcox9818 3 года назад +68

      So did he

    • @pezzodipanebrullato
      @pezzodipanebrullato 3 года назад +35

      @@kcox9818 bruh

    • @peacemaker-du4hz
      @peacemaker-du4hz 3 года назад +20

      @@kcox9818 no,KB didn't die at all, he just posted a new video the other day

    • @madcapharbor9229
      @madcapharbor9229 3 года назад +9

      that's cold

    • @kcox9818
      @kcox9818 3 года назад +18

      @@peacemaker-du4hz for the record, I thought Walrus said "almost died". Trust me, I'm very aware of who KB is and that he just put a thumb in it.

  • @knote4958
    @knote4958 3 года назад +75

    Me, if I had to pay for ammo: "I'll never financially recover from this"

  • @anthonylim151
    @anthonylim151 3 года назад +492

    “Why did you buy a .50 cal?”
    “Uhh, home defense”

    • @norfcarolinadude8179
      @norfcarolinadude8179 3 года назад +12

      Id love to see someone get hit by this, theyd get ripped in half lmao

    • @bergi85
      @bergi85 3 года назад +32

      It's totally a "top of the stairs" gun

    • @dimitri6171
      @dimitri6171 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/7lFXI18T6QY/видео.html

    • @misternibbles7426
      @misternibbles7426 3 года назад +12

      It's for intruders on the off chance that they are platoon strength in light armored technicals.

    • @RedMcCarl
      @RedMcCarl 3 года назад +1

      "sounds reasonable"

  • @SoloRenegade
    @SoloRenegade 3 года назад +85

    Ma Duece was my weapon for years. I tore down and put back together an M2 even before I ever took apart an M16 in the Army. I can still take it apart now, and can show people all sorts of things about troubleshooting and such. I became the go-to M2 guy in my unit. Just something about that weapon that I can't get over. Amazing weapon, and dependable. Our M2s also had old wooden handles with B-17 silhouettes engraved in them. When we got new plastic handles, the guys kept the B-17 handles.

    • @johnfavalorojr.4169
      @johnfavalorojr.4169 3 года назад +3

      Headspace and timing. 💪

    • @outdoorzone
      @outdoorzone 3 года назад

      @@johnfavalorojr.4169 definitely!! Seen some blow up in soldiers faces not properly set!

    • @SoloRenegade
      @SoloRenegade 3 года назад +5

      @@johnfavalorojr.4169 Also mechanical troubleshooting when people assembled something incorrectly. I got to where I could assess a misassembled weapon and within 30sec, and without taking it apart, tell you which part was assembled incorrectly. I would then educate the person in question on how to know the proper way to assemble it for next time (Tricks to figure it out, when you forget and don't have the manual). I really love that weapon.
      Trained guys on the range, and got everyone in my platoon qualified expert, then took a team of guys on our scout gunnery range and set 3 range records with the M2 on a Humvee on our first try (we were given 200rnds for the course, we cleared it using only 40rnds with a perfect score). Overseas, a couple of us practiced together and could hot-swap a barrel, and then check headspace and timing in as little as 15sec.
      I really love the M2. The mere thought of it ever being replaced makes me sick. Mounting anything less than an M2 on a vehicle's turret is basically heresy to me.

    • @johnbrady1211
      @johnbrady1211 3 года назад +2

      @@SoloRenegade I was a Huey crew chief in the late 70's. But in the field, I was on a .50 cal crew. Carrying the tripod, or extra barrels and ammo. I remember being taught how to set the headspace and timing with the gauge. Damned if I could remember it off the top of my head today. I had too much to worry about keeping my bird flying and the two M60D's in order. Thanks to the 11bravo guys in the troop who flew with me on the other gun and knew more about them than I did.
      Change a barrel and headspace and timing in 15 seconds. Quite astounding!

    • @SoloRenegade
      @SoloRenegade 3 года назад

      @@johnbrady1211 About 4 or 5 of us were bored one day, so we just drilled it. Barrel swap with gloves, headspace, check timing, ready to fire. Repeat. I got assigned to an amazing unit. Excellent leadership, and we made everything into a game whenever things got frustrating or miserable. Made us a better team, made us more skilled and efficient. The problem with being in a unit like that right out of the gate is that everything else afterwards is a letdown.

  • @maxman1244
    @maxman1244 3 года назад +277

    US Military be like: Ma Deuce, I put that sh*t on everything

    • @txgunguy2766
      @txgunguy2766 3 года назад +11

      In WW2 they pretty much did. It was on tanks, tank destroyers, trucks, jeeps, fighter aircraft, bomber aircraft and all kinds of naval ships.
      There was even an antiaircraft quad mount.

    • @imthatguy9747
      @imthatguy9747 3 года назад +1

      This comment truly is epic

    • @txgunguy2766
      @txgunguy2766 3 года назад

      @Jack K
      Quite possibly.

    • @sylvain01
      @sylvain01 3 года назад

      @Jack K M16 MGMC

    • @The_Keeper
      @The_Keeper 3 года назад

      Well, if it works, it works.

  • @nimolad3410
    @nimolad3410 3 года назад +74

    Love this Goldberg man he's so humble and so down to earth ❤

  • @PublicEnemyNum12
    @PublicEnemyNum12 3 года назад +141

    Matt to his wife: I bought a new truck gun.
    Matts wife: Why are you cutting holes in the roof of your truck?

    • @janbernad4729
      @janbernad4729 3 года назад +13

      Mount it into the minivan next to the minigun and create a fucking technical gunship.

    • @santhony1978
      @santhony1978 3 года назад +6

      @@janbernad4729 I take it you missed a series of videos that show Goldie's demise. The minivan is no more. BUT! There is 2½ ton fire truck that has a huge bed, lol.

    • @tallguy2882
      @tallguy2882 3 года назад +1

      Don’t bot the 2.t and the 5 t already have hatches and rings ?

    • @IanWrigleyNZ
      @IanWrigleyNZ 3 года назад +2

      This thing is going to look so good on top of the 5 tonne.

    • @derekmarks9778
      @derekmarks9778 3 года назад +1

      @@santhony1978 why not in the 5tons bed lol that would be more badass

  • @thearchitect774
    @thearchitect774 3 года назад +225

    Matt’s Doctor: Don’t do to much that could damage your back
    Matt: MA DEUCE!!!!!!!!!!

    • @CityWokChicken
      @CityWokChicken 3 года назад

      And that’s why we love him lol he doesn’t hold back on us.

  • @jordantischer9334
    @jordantischer9334 3 года назад +139

    Hey Matt,, I used to work on these in Marine Corps as 2111. When charging the m2. Be sure to be palm up thumb away. You'll chew your thumb up real quick. Do not.ride the charging handle home either. As for lubrication you should try and see if you can get LSA. If you have any other questions about the M2 especially around timing. I'd be willing to help you out. Worst thing to happen is an out of battery detonation. That top cover will bow like no tmw.

    • @jefficusgunman5885
      @jefficusgunman5885 3 года назад +7

      When I trained with the army last year, we had a guy fuck up his timing. The barrel flew off the front! He was sat down and told stay for the rest of the day.

    • @ws8061
      @ws8061 3 года назад +10

      Those over hand pulls were making me cringe. Matt should get a former 2111 or GM (sry don't know Army shit but any enlisted Armorer would do) to show him around that thing.

    • @bigwillsadventures4005
      @bigwillsadventures4005 3 года назад +2

      Same gun that Carlos Hathcock used, look him up

    • @jordantischer9334
      @jordantischer9334 3 года назад +5

      Was prior active Marine Corps Amorer 2111. Seen many of these come in with catastrophic damage from timing being off. The Army had so many problems of ppl not headspace and timing correctly they put reminder plates on the top cover. They now have the M2A1 which has self headspace and timing. There are alot of things to check on the M2. If they have timing nuts they need to be checked and adjusted. The barrel shroud has a shim behind it. Meaning the shroud need to be checked for looseness. Then there's the rivets. New MAR ADMIN. states that there can be any number of rivets loose as long as the component that is riveted doesn't move. There's also staking marks that need to be checked along with a flat spring on the barrel extension. Those are known to break if you slam the barrel in too hard. Especially if you forget to push the Bolt and Barrel Extension back slightly to allow proper installation of the barrel. Quiet a few things to check, and having done it for years, it's backhand knowledge.

    • @clarktippens4847
      @clarktippens4847 3 года назад +2

      Army cav scout here. PALM UP

  • @buckduane1991
    @buckduane1991 2 года назад +1

    P-47: .50 x8
    P-51: .50 x6
    Hellcat: .50 x6
    Corsair: .50 x6
    P-38s .50 x4 (nose mounted, punched better than all the rest above because the firepower was concentrated at all ranges, rather than converging at set distance in a six foot diameter from the rest being wing mounted)
    F-86: .50 x6 (also nose mounted, but against other jets it sadly began to lack stopping power against the thicker, more beefy builds… but can still get the job done today for AAA)
    Solid gun, on ground, at sea, and in the air. Classic, amazing.

    • @lynnwood7205
      @lynnwood7205 2 месяца назад

      B-25 .50 x 12-18. This plane and the USN fleet submarines pretty much ended the Japanese Merchant Marine in the Pacific.

  • @megoingfast
    @megoingfast 3 года назад +1934

    Now THAT'S how you rebuild your inventory after a boating accident.

    • @someragingstreamer4694
      @someragingstreamer4694 3 года назад +12

      What happened I'm a bit forgetful

    • @bobbybandz9194
      @bobbybandz9194 3 года назад +48

      Hes gonna have to buy a new boat soon

    • @andrewmorgan1908
      @andrewmorgan1908 3 года назад +30

      More like what to mount on before the alphabet boiz come lol

    • @getchasome6230
      @getchasome6230 3 года назад +5

      Nah he lost this one the same way

    • @d96yt4
      @d96yt4 3 года назад +54

      @@someragingstreamer4694 He got ran over by a boat while fishing

  • @darthgamer2014
    @darthgamer2014 3 года назад +173

    "How much have they advanced?"
    "Barely"
    I guess this is a 'if it ain't broke, Don't fix it' kind of deal.

    • @jesuschrist4185
      @jesuschrist4185 3 года назад +1

      If it ain’t broken don’t fix it

    • @darthgamer2014
      @darthgamer2014 3 года назад +1

      @@jesuschrist4185 Exactly.

    • @Coastie13
      @Coastie13 3 года назад +4

      The only thing that’s changed is that they added a safety and the head space and timing are now fixed so you don’t have to fuck with every barrel you put on

    • @thunderclips0012
      @thunderclips0012 3 года назад +1

      69 likes nice

    • @Imafed42069
      @Imafed42069 3 года назад +1

      John browning was ahead of his time. I carried a M240L and loved knowing i was swinging one of the biggest dicks on the battlefield. But the M2 is by far my favorite

  • @matasbabarskas3070
    @matasbabarskas3070 3 года назад +199

    Matt few days later: mounting my new 50. Cal machine gun on the armored truck

    • @r2-d2-e2
      @r2-d2-e2 3 года назад +5

      This is what I was thinking. lol. Hope he does though for a while😂

    • @snugglecity3500
      @snugglecity3500 3 года назад +4

      He now may have the firepower to pierce an armoured car but in full auto.

    • @NaakteMolrattenZijnCool
      @NaakteMolrattenZijnCool 3 года назад

      he should mount it to a toyota and wear a tar band

    • @dimitri6171
      @dimitri6171 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/7lFXI18T6QY/видео.html

  • @Francis-ce1qb
    @Francis-ce1qb 2 года назад +2

    11:25 "look how cute they are"
    probably killed a few of them too

  • @smilemore1997
    @smilemore1997 3 года назад +186

    “Look how cute they all are”
    Frogs.. *scrambling in terror*

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +2

      I am the funniest RUclipsr of all time I watched my latest video and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two girlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny and they watch all of my videos thanks for listening dear sniel

    • @chickenfeet8558
      @chickenfeet8558 3 года назад +9

      @@AxxLAfriku stfu

    • @smilemore1997
      @smilemore1997 3 года назад

      @@AxxLAfriku huh..?

    • @Fresh-D420
      @Fresh-D420 3 года назад

      Underrated comment 😂😂

    • @krikex314
      @krikex314 3 года назад

      @@chickenfeet8558 my man agry af for a comment

  • @Martin_Then
    @Martin_Then 3 года назад +79

    Bill Goldberg was filming near my home town and showed up during halftime of a high school football game I was playing in. He gave us all a pep talk and told us the reason we were down is because he wasn't hearing enough of "this". He then proceeded to take two of our helmets by the face mask and slam them together so hard they cracked. Gave us all a bunch of free stuff too. Cool guy.

  • @tiddiesprinkles
    @tiddiesprinkles 3 года назад +308

    Confirmed: I will watch 20 years of just this content

    • @ironwolfgaming9632
      @ironwolfgaming9632 3 года назад +1

      So no offense but how does his content survive jumping the Ma Deuce?

    • @Sujad
      @Sujad 3 года назад

      @@ironwolfgaming9632 20mm Gau.

  • @elipatterson5247
    @elipatterson5247 3 года назад +14

    0331 in the marine corps 2017-2021 one of my expertise weapons, and you guys got a lot right about it, but some stuff wrong, like the burst. You can shoot the m2 cyclic for hours without changing the barrel. And when you shoot it without the T&E pull back on the spades as hard as you can, you can hit windows at 1000+ yds! great vid.

    • @duck384
      @duck384 2 года назад

      Shoulder pressure

  • @UncleWermus
    @UncleWermus 3 года назад +210

    "Handle forward... sorry"
    *Reflexively apologizes to Goldberg*

    • @Sheridantank
      @Sheridantank 3 года назад +9

      If he drops his wallet you say sorry when giving it back.

  • @JR-mo7zr
    @JR-mo7zr 3 года назад +120

    Matt buys F15and nukes.
    Matt:: “let’s see if this F15 will go through some body armor”

    • @bullet996
      @bullet996 3 года назад +4

      Biden: suprised Pikachu face

    • @RobertDecker417
      @RobertDecker417 3 года назад +1

      It's got a 20mm M61/M61A1 Culcan Chaingun/Cannon on it. Cause missles are AoE.

    • @mikemiller2518
      @mikemiller2518 3 года назад +1

      Love what you did there sir 😂😂😂

  • @jsmitty__20
    @jsmitty__20 3 года назад +9

    Love how Paul goes, “I mean if you wanna tell Mer that’s up to you man”

  • @colinmclaughlin4933
    @colinmclaughlin4933 3 года назад +168

    Matt: “so this is what’s on humvees, and 5 tons”
    Me: 5 tons you say?👀👀

    • @adamhedrick3230
      @adamhedrick3230 3 года назад +1

      Demo Ranch needs this.

    • @vibe3960
      @vibe3960 3 года назад +3

      Would have been better if he still had the Humvee but he still has Able

  • @evancuyuch9260
    @evancuyuch9260 3 года назад +354

    "We don't want to Kentucky Ballistics ourselves" made me spit my coffee out. Jesus that was so out of nowhere and I totally approve. Glad to see KB back to youtube despite his injury and happy his recovery is going well. God Bless the both of them

    • @pogfish9724
      @pogfish9724 3 года назад

      Mind telling me what happened with Kentucky ballistics?

    • @evancuyuch9260
      @evancuyuch9260 3 года назад +5

      @@pogfish9724 kb was shooting one of his 50 bmg and it blew up in his hand. Shredding it up and a piece of shrapnel flew up and hit him in the neck

    • @JB-ef7ks
      @JB-ef7ks 3 года назад +2

      @@pogfish9724 he almost died when his 50 cal exploded from a hot round and sent a piece of metal flying through his juggler vein and right lung

    • @johnd3233
      @johnd3233 3 года назад

      @@JB-ef7ks How the fuck does that happen?

    • @JB-ef7ks
      @JB-ef7ks 3 года назад +1

      @@johnd3233 not exactly sure but the way him and marc serbo explains it is it was a round with almost twice the amount of gunpowder that it was meant to have. He bought a bunch of old NATO rounds online or something like that and one of them was improperly fabricated whether purposely or accidentally when manufactured

  • @brandongrayson456
    @brandongrayson456 3 года назад +225

    "when your in your underwear acting like your beating people up"
    -Childhood destroyed

    • @dontask8979
      @dontask8979 3 года назад

      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @joseluiszabala3919
      @joseluiszabala3919 3 года назад

      Same😞

    • @prcyse
      @prcyse 3 года назад

      Still real just choreographed on what moves to do

    • @rme5596
      @rme5596 3 года назад

      What color is your favorite flavor of paint chips?

    • @gagesons9006
      @gagesons9006 3 года назад +2

      It's still real to me damnit!

  • @Mr1976ford
    @Mr1976ford 3 года назад +5

    I absolutely love this weapon. This was my baby in Iraq in 2004 along with my M249 SAW. I have watched guys light cigarettes on the barrel because it was glowing hot.

  • @chuckler7311
    @chuckler7311 3 года назад +80

    Goldberg: "Matt, tell me what can Bunker Branding give me that Teespring can't?"
    Matt: removes a sheet covering the Ma Deuce sitting on the table and quietly slides contract in front of Goldberg.

    • @Viscid149
      @Viscid149 3 года назад +1

      I mean if I got to shoot a 50cal Ma Duece I'd sign with my blood

  • @jkelley012
    @jkelley012 3 года назад +227

    The US armed forces: 'If it fits, it gets a 50'

    • @ronnieman87
      @ronnieman87 3 года назад +9

      My old DI back i 05 said "if you can mount it with zip ties, bubblegum, and tied off used condoms it'll pass army qualification". He also said "love is when your under fire, hate is when your with the wife". Yep, guy was so much like my granddad and dad that i felt at home.

  • @waluwa3929
    @waluwa3929 3 года назад +540

    M249 : Get a cover
    M60 : Stay in your cover
    M2HB : Vanish with your cover

    • @TheOneWayDown
      @TheOneWayDown 3 года назад +18

      More like
      -get pinned down
      -get shot through the wall
      -get pulped along with the wall

    • @yourdad5523
      @yourdad5523 3 года назад

      Nah
      Mine was left but he doesent help me since 5-4 years

  • @ToastSoon4808
    @ToastSoon4808 Год назад

    One of our platoon weapons in 1977. Take it apart, re-assemble, two guys running with it - one with tripod, handle, one at the back - heavy baby. I was snort enough to anchor my foot on the tripod and slide in a bit so I could aim properly.

  • @Marshall-ht7ts
    @Marshall-ht7ts 3 года назад +220

    imagine being matt’s neighbor. you just got home from a long day at work. sat on the porch with your dogs and a glass of ice cold tea. without warning a 50 cal machine gun starts going off😂

    • @garreth629
      @garreth629 3 года назад +5

      Who needs to relax. I'd rather shoot the M2. Who cares about spilt tea.

    • @freakofnatur101
      @freakofnatur101 3 года назад +5

      If I heard that beauty popping off I'd bring some ice cold tea over to party! Hell yeah!

    • @loger6995
      @loger6995 3 года назад +7

      I think he shoots on like a 500 acre ranch

    • @sunnyray7819
      @sunnyray7819 3 года назад +2

      Then you look over and see Goldberg was firing it... 😆

    • @AngerOfTheLand
      @AngerOfTheLand 3 года назад +2

      best kind of neighbor to have imo. Whatever caliber they are firing.

  • @butgod2480
    @butgod2480 3 года назад +264

    "We don't wanna Kentucky ballistics ourselves" -- had to stop it right there to finish laughing. "Much love, brother" did this comment justice. {BTW see Demo's KB video} ruclips.net/video/cAjl7fMLOkE/видео.html

    • @taylorhickman84
      @taylorhickman84 3 года назад

      Too soon...

    • @AhmNomm
      @AhmNomm 3 года назад +6

      @@taylorhickman84 kentucky ballistics makes jokes too. that man is something else

    • @ginger_nosoul
      @ginger_nosoul 3 года назад +10

      @@taylorhickman84 the dude made an entire t shirt line about "just stick ya thumb in it" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @robrob5081
      @robrob5081 3 года назад +1

      @@taylorhickman84 he wasn’t even the first to make that comment. Been said by a couple others already.

    • @dimitri6171
      @dimitri6171 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/7lFXI18T6QY/видео.html

  • @ryanclose9723
    @ryanclose9723 3 года назад +77

    Best part about Goldberg on the channel is the fact that Matt doesn’t edit him swearing. I love it.

    • @johntmccrakin109
      @johntmccrakin109 3 года назад

      He said “acting like you’re beating people up”. So many adult kids yelling “it’s real!!!”

    • @chris30555
      @chris30555 3 года назад +1

      @@johntmccrakin109 " It's still real to me damn it."

  • @AkaUnkown
    @AkaUnkown 3 года назад +8

    Cool video dudes. Well done Paul to keep it working and been a lifelong fan of Goldberg, stoked to see him part of the family.

  • @heathcaton2205
    @heathcaton2205 3 года назад +133

    Matt:*literally owns the holy grail of machine guns*
    Also Matt: “Eh no big deal. Let’s shoot some gold toilets and naked mannequins!”

  • @joelmcfarland5153
    @joelmcfarland5153 3 года назад +191

    Matt: “Look at all these baby frogs! How cute!”
    Baby frogs: “We bore witness to the end and it was f*cking tight!”

  • @OhDannyBoy91
    @OhDannyBoy91 3 года назад +68

    As soon as Crispy finally gets his hands on a .50, Matt decides to show to the world he got his hands on a Ma Deuce. Well played, sir. 😂😂😂

    • @prandomable
      @prandomable 3 года назад +1

      I've shot Ma Deuce as well. Many times ;)

  • @johnholmes6897
    @johnholmes6897 2 года назад

    Developed in 1918 hit production in 1921.
    Such a good weapon almost every plane and tank and some heros had them in WW2. Got to use a few in service for the 82nd airborne. Big bang.

  • @Penigale
    @Penigale 3 года назад +323

    Sure hope you do this with Brandon's AK 50, in like 70 years or whenever

    • @Budgeez
      @Budgeez 3 года назад +6

      70 years ma boy 😐 he prolly in his early to mid 30’s he ain’t gone be alive in 70 years

    • @engineergaming4661
      @engineergaming4661 3 года назад +1

      e

    • @BK-ym3zh
      @BK-ym3zh 3 года назад +10

      @@Budgeez ;( don’t say that we gonna make sure science progress enough so Demolotion Ranch live on for Eva

    • @draxxsklounst6595
      @draxxsklounst6595 3 года назад +5

      Just wait till Lincoln is old enough to where it'll be like hickock45 and his son John

    • @moabs10blowthru41
      @moabs10blowthru41 3 года назад +3

      Eventually Brandon will get to 100 rnds from the AK50........ In like another 5 years......

  • @spalzag4574
    @spalzag4574 3 года назад +85

    Price for ammo going up: Damn, i hope Matt holdin up with all them videos
    Matt: So i bought a f-22

    • @theblazingpegasus9151
      @theblazingpegasus9151 3 года назад +3

      dude that man is more than financially stable

    • @PNW_Viking
      @PNW_Viking 3 года назад +1

      Just don’t tell mere

    • @kakashi766
      @kakashi766 3 года назад

      Welcome back to demo ranch today we'll be nosediving an f-15 while firing at a watermelon

  • @asthmaticbeaver1633
    @asthmaticbeaver1633 3 года назад +146

    *bill Goldberg walks on screen*
    me even after reading the title: "HOLY SHIT IT'S GOLDBERG!"

  • @tonihelminen7405
    @tonihelminen7405 2 года назад

    what comes to russian version of that weapon, i give it some points, what comes to handling, its called, straight translation "a-a mg12.7" (anti-aircraft machinegun 12.7mm), it has like a motorcycle bar and an extra bar that comes over your shoulder, its a pro, cause the weapon is easy to aim, and trigger is in at the left handlebar.
    total con is that barrel, or the whole mechanism, its rocksolid, so the recoil will pop the whole tripod (pretty similar as you guys have there) up from the ground, that thing is like o rodeo horse to handle, theres usually a turf in that tripod, full of stones, sand or maybe couple ´guys from a squad. it just needed an apc or a truck to stay in foot. but when it was stable, dmn that thing was accurate and really fun to shoot.

  • @tigerman1978
    @tigerman1978 3 года назад +42

    When using a tripod for the M2, we used to put sand bags on the feet to avoid it bouncing that much.
    Its also a lot easier to fire with a reflex sight on it of course...

  • @aussiedownunder1993
    @aussiedownunder1993 3 года назад +185

    "normal people hearing a .50 cal: chow chow chow chow "
    "americans hearing a .50 cal: usa usa usa usa usa"

    • @ftargr
      @ftargr 3 года назад +3

      The word we use is chunk. Like chunkchunkchunkchunk

    • @aussiedownunder1993
      @aussiedownunder1993 3 года назад +3

      ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯ the sound we both do is the same, just our languages that have different forms of typing.

    • @jonathanrobison9667
      @jonathanrobison9667 3 года назад

      More like “fre fre fre fre fre fre fre fre freedom

    • @quad8199
      @quad8199 3 года назад

      ru calling americans not normal people?

  • @deeznutzboii
    @deeznutzboii 3 года назад +417

    “We don’t want to Kentucky Ballistics ourselves”😆😆😭

    • @ColtMANATOmmgaschambered
      @ColtMANATOmmgaschambered 3 года назад +2

      Have you actually seen the Kentucky ballistics vid?

    • @Blackpowder-Ben
      @Blackpowder-Ben 3 года назад +23

      It's a slap in the face

    • @mismeal882
      @mismeal882 3 года назад +14

      @@ColtMANATOmmgaschambered he wouldn’t be laughing if he didn’t know what it was

    • @brisen245
      @brisen245 3 года назад +3

      I think I've uttered those words at every range trip since then

    • @coreys2686
      @coreys2686 3 года назад +6

      @@ColtMANATOmmgaschambered I've seen the video. I don't want to have that to happen to me either.
      Gallows humour is a thing.

  • @76jasonl
    @76jasonl 3 года назад +112

    “How could Mare be mad about that?” I can think of probably about 75,000 reasons why.

    • @foxfirecasting3702
      @foxfirecasting3702 3 года назад +12

      That's why the rule of the Demolitia is to not tell Mer.

    • @69JuggaloMan69
      @69JuggaloMan69 3 года назад +8

      And that's not even accounting for the cost of ammo

    • @manbabymonke
      @manbabymonke 3 года назад +7

      It’s for home defense you can’t be mad

    • @simonnizerontheroad
      @simonnizerontheroad 3 года назад

      Pretty sure it’s significantly more than 75

    • @69JuggaloMan69
      @69JuggaloMan69 3 года назад

      @@simonnizerontheroad actually it is to much if anything, if you type "transferable M2 browning for sale" into google you can see them listed for around 50k

  • @majorpark
    @majorpark 2 года назад +2

    The US in WW2 had the M16 SPAAG which slapped four M2 Brownings on a turret and put it in the back of an M3 Halftrack

  • @benprofun4947
    @benprofun4947 3 года назад +118

    Mare: No more guns
    Matt: Shes not gonna know

    • @trzy88
      @trzy88 3 года назад +1

      She won’t hear it

    • @stevenmaitland3536
      @stevenmaitland3536 3 года назад

      Remember, there’s only one rule in the Demolitia, you don’t tell Mare.

    • @x35mmman
      @x35mmman 3 года назад +1

      She probably was hearing the noise from the house they are living at now

  • @ronniephillips4598
    @ronniephillips4598 3 года назад +155

    The smile on Goldberg’s face while he was shooting was priceless!!

    • @830UFO
      @830UFO 3 года назад

      What smile 😑

  • @SlaterGator
    @SlaterGator 3 года назад +91

    The black hawk down reference never gets old, "This is my safety sir".

  • @RR2269
    @RR2269 Год назад

    I’m gonna tell Mere!
    You should have checked the headspace and timing when Ma began single shots, that might have solved your problem. If you need a wheeled vehicle it’s possible to mount Ma on a 5 ton. While “technically” not a “technical” you can install a factory mount that allows the gunner to stand on the seat through the roof to operate the M2 360° which means you would need a circular range! Think of the implications a circular range! Remember the rule “ keep your weapon pointed downrange at all times”? No matter what direction your friends face their weapon will always be pointed down range. Simple rules for simple “ friends”.
    I’m gonna tell Mere!

  • @stiggy186
    @stiggy186 3 года назад +117

    It's literally terrifying how easily he just threw Matt up on his shoulders lol Goldberg's in his 50's and still a freak.

    • @germonicx1147
      @germonicx1147 3 года назад +8

      Pretty good self care and proper diet is a hell of a thing man shame more people including my self dont do it often enough

    • @Thereallionheart
      @Thereallionheart 3 года назад +4

      I’m not that big but throwing a 175# man in a fireman’s carry isn’t that tough

    • @brendenperry3770
      @brendenperry3770 3 года назад +2

      @@Thereallionheart Especially since Goldberg is bigger than Matt.

    • @Thereallionheart
      @Thereallionheart 3 года назад +1

      @@brendenperry3770 I wonder how much Matt actually weighs. I took a guess. Goldberg is a beast no matter. Dude was diesel in his hay day

    • @happyg5647
      @happyg5647 3 года назад +1

      @@Thereallionheart Matts a good 195-210 here. He said hes quite a bit heavier than usual, not too much bigger but big enough to be impressive id say. Wouldnt you agree?

  • @pawanas7270
    @pawanas7270 3 года назад +215

    Everyone : look at them frogs
    Frogs : gets Vietnam flashbacks

  • @KingBongHogger
    @KingBongHogger 3 года назад +73

    Goldberg still looks like he rips trees outta the ground for fun. What a legend.

  • @hunterrussell459
    @hunterrussell459 3 года назад +2

    Got to shoot the modern variation on an aircraft carrier about a year or two ago. Basically same thing except the barrel is different and the chamber assembly on this looks bigger, but even just shooting into the ocean it was one of the best experiences I had on the ship

  • @TaeKellz22
    @TaeKellz22 3 года назад +285

    Matt: Has back surgery almost 2 weeks ago
    Goldberg: Let me make sure that backs healing nicely

    • @apostolispatelis6002
      @apostolispatelis6002 3 года назад +12

      Doctor don't do much matt
      Matt are you challenging me

    • @jakedevries1455
      @jakedevries1455 3 года назад

      @@apostolispatelis6002 hahahaha

    • @atk9989
      @atk9989 3 года назад +16

      im pretty sure this was filmed before the surgery. i remember the off the ranch vid about Goldberg's car and in that vid he said they were filming this one that day. and that was before the he just had surgery vlog.

    • @apostolispatelis6002
      @apostolispatelis6002 3 года назад +1

      @@atk9989 probably you are correct

    • @FGV_Gravity
      @FGV_Gravity 3 года назад +1

      Stfu

  • @Love4boost
    @Love4boost 3 года назад +107

    Matt gets a 50 cal: crickets
    Matt gets a Goldberg: I’m telling Mere!

    • @grayeaglej
      @grayeaglej 3 года назад +1

      No no, the 50 cal is for Matt, the Goldberg is FOR MERE. O.O

    • @segaammoshop5793
      @segaammoshop5793 3 года назад

      buy your ammo and guns online at 🇺🇸
      - Segaammoshop.com
      they are certified FFL dealers, they sell all possible ammunitions and guns available...shipping is done all over the USA and worldwide (fast delivery services)
      they have 9mm, 308, 300blk, 5.56, 6.5 creedmoor,

    • @avenger007007
      @avenger007007 3 года назад

      With Goldberg on scene don't bring Mere out there. He makes Matt look small.

  • @remcodenouden5019
    @remcodenouden5019 3 года назад +458

    Up next on Demolition Ranch: we bought a 20 mm Gatling gun

    • @dimitri6171
      @dimitri6171 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/7lFXI18T6QY/видео.html

    • @dmg4415
      @dmg4415 3 года назад +34

      Nop! An A10 is earmarked for Matt...... in flyable conditions, just awaiting the go ahead from the new agency AFT, that Biden just set up to handle assultgun epedemic, an A10 is not considered an assault gun, it is not black, no box magazine, no muzzeldevice and has not an armbrace.

    • @johnmoniz2715
      @johnmoniz2715 3 года назад

      That would be awesome!!!!!

    • @tikityler1386
      @tikityler1386 3 года назад +6

      Black Rifle Coffee attached one to a Prius. I think they have another on their littlebird but that might just be a m134.

    • @hrens2940
      @hrens2940 3 года назад

      Matt buys an f15 and you tube demonetizes him.

  • @jadepierson7713
    @jadepierson7713 2 года назад

    15:29 that tracer looks awesome

  • @elpantrax9914
    @elpantrax9914 3 года назад +45

    I can hear the reaper already “Dude this thing is freaking awesome”😂

    • @rupersters
      @rupersters 3 года назад +4

      Yes the Reaper needs to get a go

  • @pleasantvalley85
    @pleasantvalley85 3 года назад +111

    “We don’t wanna Kentucky ballistics ourselves” lmao savage

  • @matthiasona
    @matthiasona 3 года назад +68

    we all know Matt has a proclivity for Gold painted things. But now he even brings Goldberg himself into this channel.

  • @StevenCodeBlack
    @StevenCodeBlack 2 года назад

    @3:50 some WWII Bombers were even equipped with those twin 50 MGs and on the ground as a mobile anti aircraft defense they had half-tracks with Quad 50 AA guns on the back of them.

  • @willdavis7846
    @willdavis7846 3 года назад +57

    “We dont wanna Kentucky ballistics ourselves” its a good thing yall are friends lmao

  • @superduty3632
    @superduty3632 3 года назад +445

    Me: “is it full auto? Is it full auto??”
    Matt fires
    Me:”It’s full auto!!”

    • @functionalDrunk
      @functionalDrunk 3 года назад +13

      Bruh, it's a machine gun...

    • @TySi1137
      @TySi1137 3 года назад +41

      @@functionalDrunk Matt has/had a .30 cal browning that was semi-auto so it’s a real question. I was wondering the same thing honestly

    • @topnoodlepaul
      @topnoodlepaul 3 года назад +1

      Full auto for the weak ones. Big Bad Dick calibers are for the real mans. Tank? Phew! A "Missouri" main caliber :D Lets fire real size GUN. Battleship's

    • @krikex314
      @krikex314 3 года назад +2

      @@topnoodlepaul my man shoots a freakin intercontinental missle

    • @CaptainBill22
      @CaptainBill22 3 года назад +7

      @@functionalDrunk the Browning .30 Cal is like a scaled down version of the M2, it Could be made semi auto. Hell during the Vietnam war one American Sniper put a scope on an M2 and used it as a sniper rifle.

  • @hawkshot867
    @hawkshot867 3 года назад +194

    "Hey, are you interested in buying a ma deuce?"
    "Well, I am now."

  • @davidb1975a
    @davidb1975a 3 года назад

    Remember firing this in 19D OSUT at Fort Knox in 1994. The MK19 is also a fun one to fire. Send out a sensing round, adjust, and fire for effect.
    You need a couple sandbags on that front leg. Will help keep it from jumping.

  • @dude_mccallaster
    @dude_mccallaster 3 года назад +38

    That "magdump" probably costs more than my whole gun collection🤣🤣🤣

    • @coltonolive8958
      @coltonolive8958 3 года назад +2

      We call that rippin a belt, or burning a belt. Love the M2HB!

  • @PlasterNinjaDK
    @PlasterNinjaDK 3 года назад +238

    “If there’s some you want to see us do to the ma deuce, let us know”
    Well… you’re down a gold .50 cal no? ;)

  • @TexasNationalist1836
    @TexasNationalist1836 3 года назад +75

    I love that even with 10 million subs he still has great funny intro as he did when he had 5 million but pls ease bring back gunolics anonymous meetings

    • @TheSouthParkWorld
      @TheSouthParkWorld 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/d1hptrkZU6w/видео.html

    • @Pambo101
      @Pambo101 3 года назад

      Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

  • @zackyv115
    @zackyv115 2 года назад

    9:05 "That was fucking cool" I couldn't agree more

  • @crxman33
    @crxman33 3 года назад +49

    Matt as a child: "when I grow up I want to shoot machine guns and hang out with Goldberg"
    Matt as an adult child: "Yeah same dreams"

    • @Grugfr
      @Grugfr 3 года назад

      Poggus Champus

  • @doutcast1002
    @doutcast1002 3 года назад +94

    Safety note: always charge it with your palm facing up! If a round cooks off while charging with your palm down it will destroy your thumb.

    • @xxxdiresaintxxx
      @xxxdiresaintxxx 3 года назад +3

      Makes giving folks a thumbs up harder if it's missing.

    • @zelashizzz1278
      @zelashizzz1278 3 года назад +2

      Just put a thumb in it.... oh...

    • @DanteQuixote89
      @DanteQuixote89 3 года назад +7

      Or else you won't be able to put a thumb in it.👍🤙

    • @Grabbagar670
      @Grabbagar670 3 года назад +4

      No, it's so that you dont scrape your hand against the side of the reciever while charging the weapon.
      A cooked off round isn't going to injure you if it's inside the gun. Kinda the point of the design of a gun, to contain a gunshot.

    • @finaloption...
      @finaloption... 3 года назад

      The man knows what he's talking about!

  • @21wilsondustin
    @21wilsondustin 3 года назад +43

    I want to see the ma deuce mowing down full armored mannequins either lined up in formation or in a vehicle. Real metal on metal carnage!

    • @soyburglar77
      @soyburglar77 3 года назад +1

      Armored mannequins AND full ballistics dummies!

  • @xander999fleischmann9
    @xander999fleischmann9 3 года назад

    Dude........ my childhood soul is so happy right now. You have fucking goldberger and demo together in a video.
    This is so fucking amazing.
    Im fucking speechless.

  • @DarkChaos87
    @DarkChaos87 3 года назад +76

    Matt: we now have a MA deuce on the ranch. Tell us what you want done.
    Me: ahem... Gold 50 auto for the the Goldberg.

  • @chicubs122516
    @chicubs122516 3 года назад +198

    I can't wait to see Matt finally buy those nukes and F-15s next

    • @KaiserSocase
      @KaiserSocase 3 года назад +20

      Rebuilding my abandoned F-15
      And
      Servicing my Cold War Nuke

    • @sinjinweiss5843
      @sinjinweiss5843 3 года назад

      I can see him buying a samich from nukes and an f150 sooner haha

    • @MG-wi1eq
      @MG-wi1eq 3 года назад

      @@KaiserSocase Servicing my old Nike missile base.

    • @Americanspy-hn2kw
      @Americanspy-hn2kw 3 года назад

      Is that what we need to fight back 🤣

  • @TetraHydroCannabinolTHC
    @TetraHydroCannabinolTHC 3 года назад +187

    So when's this getting mounted on the 5 ton?!!!

    • @apples9999100
      @apples9999100 3 года назад +5

      5 to. Pifft are yall forgetting he has a armored car put it on the suv best defense weapon for a armored vehicle

    • @apples9999100
      @apples9999100 3 года назад

      5 ton*

    • @kylepederson2410
      @kylepederson2410 3 года назад

      Nah he needs to get dshk then put one on top and one hanging out the back

    • @exoticguns1964
      @exoticguns1964 3 года назад +1

      Humvee

    • @dropitbuster
      @dropitbuster 3 года назад +1

      @@exoticguns1964 Humvee is the OG! USMC 2/5 0331

  • @Man_fay_the_Bru
    @Man_fay_the_Bru 2 года назад +1

    That is crazy it’s over 100 years old& it’s still being made👍

  • @StJudee
    @StJudee 3 года назад +72

    Matt had a grin that said, "I want to put this on top of my house on the hill."

    • @gregsteele806
      @gregsteele806 3 года назад +2

      Maybe he can install a dual turret on the top of the house. Talk about deterring thieves.