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As someone who has worked retail for over 6 years, the dress code thing is absolute bs. I've stood next to a guy who was getting chewed out for a shirt he was wearing and I was standing next to him wearing the exact same shirt and they didn't say anything about me. It's all about control, and snapping at people they don't like. Some people just suck
A coworker of mine just got chewed out for taking long lunches. He usually needs to get food from whatever food truck our company got to come, and nobody in their right mind is going to count waiting 10 minutes in sweltering heat part of their lunch break. The bullshit part is that not a word was said to me, and we take lunch together. I've really got them scared that I'm going to quit and they think that not mentioning this makes up for the actual dictator that is our boss.
There's not dress code at my work. And I assumed if my boss can wear trump shirt I could wear my pride shirts :)
Got pulled aside and told I shouldn't wear it because they wanted to "stay neutral on matters". I've worn said shirts before outside of June but suddenly the care bear with rainbow glasses is no go. No where in the agreement to work did it say things like that weren't allowed. So I put my resignation letter.
This was the final straw of a long line of boss poking fun of immigrants (my parents are immagrants), my bro being trans, and etc. I thought I need the job... Turns out they need me more cause I'm the only one that knows how to design and run the printers.
I'm going back to retail and honestly couldn't be happier to wear a designated shirt.
not saying it's right, but it is understandable when it's a factory floor or a warehouse. certain types of clothing can get caught in machinery. If you aren't wearing the proper shoes, you can also get badly injured. a warehouse floor is not the space to be flirting and looking cute or showing off your 6 pack.
i only say this, because i the video, that poster detailing the dress code was specifically saying "on the factory floor"
The dress code is fine, no one forces you to work there. Also the thumbnail of this video looks like biden... very accurate if you replace ladies with girls😂
@@harshnemesis people often are "forced" to work a job they hate, because they still have to make ends meet and jf that's the only job they can get. . .
300% on that dealership thing! You should ALWAYS be prepared to Karen at a dealership, there is a permanent unspoken truce for Karening at dealerships, fuck 'em!
I always drop the im paying cash bomb on them after they make the offer 😂 Most dealers make money on the back end by their agreements with financing companies/banks. Their service plans are the only sensible thing to pay extra for depending on the price. The extra warranties they offer NEVER actually cover the repairs when something actually happens they give some bs excuse to avoid covering the repair.
hearing “im whiter than wonderbread” without *ANY* context is terrifying
@@TheRickJameswhen I lived in America I didn’t know I was doing something when I paid in cash. Everywhere else you get the discount for paying in cash.
One of my friends in Phoenix (he's gone now, R.I.P. Grandpa Keith) had a bank account at Bank of America for many years. He started getting charged for writing checks or something, and went in to see if anything could be changed, since he'd had the account for decades and had never had an overdraft or anything. Long story short, no, they couldn't. So he asked if he could withdraw the money and close the account. "No, sir. I'm afraid there's a fee for closing the account."
He replied "Is there a fee for leaving it open and not using it?"
"No, sir."
"Well, what's the minimum balance for keeping the account open?"
"Any amount will keep it open."
He withdrew all of his money, tens of thousands of dollars, leaving ten cents in the account, and walked across the street to a competitor where he deposited his money, and kept it there until he got dementia. The ten cents probably remains in his account, and he's been dead for about 10 years now.
Awesome guy 😎
You should see how much interest was gained from those 10 cents...
@@JamesTDG wont be much if anything. Banks tend to have ass for interest rates for deposits. Wouldnt be surprised if it was something like .0001 cents a year on a 10 cent deposit. They'd probably also start deducting a service fee at some point that would be waved if you maintained a minimum balance or some other criteria so the account probably went negative to fees and then got auto closed.
My childhood neighbors were my parents' best friends. After decades of living with no fences no one had any clue where the property line was and it didn't matter because all us kids had basically free reign over both properties. If the grass needed to be cut either my dad or his friend would do both properties, depending on who was less busy. They finally had to get a surveyor when my parents decided to sell and retire to Florida but luckily the family who moved in are lovely and get along very well with my parents' besties. This is how neighbors should be.
Heh, yeah. Wish we could even afford a surveyor. We got a neighbor who cannot maintain their backyard at all, and has stuff that constantly encroaches on our property, hell, we know for a fact that the fence line goes over our property.
yeah but unfortunately not everyone has the luxury of living in Leave It To Beaver
@@JamesTDGhave you dealt with it yet?
@@LavroseRovender Nope. still broke
@@JamesTDGCall them up and see if they waive the fee if they get paid during land disputes.
3:00 Take it from me, the best way to handle predatory salesmen is to suddenly and without warning puke exclusively out your nose, striking the salesman and the general manager directly in the eyes at the same time with the forked stream of metabolic slop, as they flail and wail helplessly as if glued in place by the sheer force.
Do... do you speak from experience???
r/suspiciouslyspecific and i'm here for it lol
extra points if you also tell them their mothers suck dongs in heck. .
and twist your head around 360 degrees
Don’t forget to twist your arms in unhuman ways
24:49 I could cut my boss off right there, "So, are you ABSOLUTELY sure it is okay to let a customer PISS himself in the restaurant over a policy? I think it is only fair to grant limited excuses, ESPECIALLY since this customer was obviously going to pay and DID pay."
So apparently bringing in ashes of a deceased loved one is now considered a form of assault on the person who wanted to speak with the deceased in person? Got it
I remember my first car sale. The guy listened to what I was looking for, within my budget, didn't try to upsell me on extra features (it helped I was looking for a used car, not much upselling to be done if they already have the stuff), we test-drove a bunch of different cars to see how they felt, and once the car was decided on and was time for paperwork a few days later, instead of holding me and doing sudden "oh, waits", they had a comfortable waiting area while getting everything printed off. It was a pleasant experience!
I can't belive it
That neighbor one. THAT is really why you call a goddamn surveyor first before you start claiming about borders. The thing is that while property sizes are well documented and all, somewhere along the line there may have been neighborly agreements with previous owners like "Oh, sure you can put the fence on our property. We don't mind cutting little less grass"
I think when a person dies it should be reported to the credit bereau, that way they can just run a credit check to verify the person is deceased. No awkward situations, no death cert, customer doesn't even need to know that a check was made, just "can I place you on hold for a moment?" ... 3 minutes later. "OK that acct has been canceled, anything else I can assist you with today?" BOOM. Done.
Unfortunately, if the credit bureau is a government run office, chances are they won’t be getting a response in 3 minutes, it’s more like 3 days. However, you can remedy that by saying “alright, we’ll out your account of hold and call you back in 2-3 business days”.
well, the social security office certainly does it that way. both my grandfather and my mother were on SSI when they died, and both had had their checks direct deposited. in both instances, SS tried taking the money from the most recent check back out of their bank accounts THE SAME DAY the death reported.
Props to the supervisor for firing someone so stupid they wanted to speak with a dead person, after they were told and received paperwork confirming they were dead.
Only one experience at a dealership, I walked in with cash. Made and offer. They tried for three hours to upsell, get me to buy new the norm. Got bored, left, bought a used car in private sale for 25% of what I would have at the dealership. Best thing about it, I bought the car from the salesman who I first talked to at the dealership before the manager “took over”.
I had an employer that changed our dress code from casual to business casual, but forgot to retain the rule about not having wrinkled clothing, so of course we wore our business casual clothes with plenty of wrinkles. I didn't even hang up or fold my clothes after laundering, I just kept them in the laundry basket and dug through it to look for clothes.
As infuriating as the cop story was... The cop probably wanted to check the bathroom for needles or drug residue rather than actually use the restroom. It doesn't excuse their behavior tho.
Exactly. Even if he told that it was part of the investigation, he wouldn't have to give the keys. He isn't impeding the investigation by not helping. The cop can break down the door if he wants to get in.
Or buy a bag of chips
@@thatonewitch An american cop more likely to shoot someone to get the code
@@lurch789so you didn’t listen to the story before replying, eh?
Well boohoo to him. Buy some freaking chips.
honestly I prefer the old editing style for these kind of videos, although maybe that's just because I'm more used to that version so I probably have a bias
Idk I kinda like this editing style, a lot better than just giant walls of text.
The old editing made my eyes hurt. Full white background with tiny black letters in the middle. This style is much more eye-friendly
Visual aids help my small little child brain understand words, but I could totally see how it can be jarring. They have been using the same editing style for quite a while now.
Same
@@therealludwigtheholyblade and it can be helpful for someone who's learning english as well.
for that last cop interaction, I'm pretty sure they would've had to present a warrant to actually make that kind of threat
If the cop sees that the guy is in clear present danger of dying because of some drug abuse, and they need to find out which kind of drug it was, the cop can absolutely do a few thing where he ordinarily would need a warrant for.
Abuse of that exception would, however, make a cop feel very sorry for himself.
I can’t tell if after watching this I feel better about myself for not having to go through this, or if I feel angry because people had to go through such bull.
For the last MC, the worker should have informed the officer that he was told by his manager that he is under no circumstances supposed to give out the code without a purchase. Then the cop would have known exactly who to blame and not gotten furious with him.
Story 8: this is why subway was, is, and will forever be a cesspool of dispare, where customers treat you like crap, and managers even worse
Always, always, always be prepared to walk out of the dealership. Yeah they have other shoppers but you got other dealers. Never take only 1 key to a dealership when trading in your car. Give them the valet key when they want to "test drive" your trade in. They will rather inconveniently loose the key to your car if you try to walk out on a deal. The look on their face when you whip your key and drive away anyways... priceless.
The boss saying that the guy getting the code when his family had 4 sandwiches in progress “is not a paying customer”!?
Oh Come On!!
Never be afraid to walk away from a car dealer unless you've already signed.
Hi there. Around nine months ago, I made a comment reminding everyone that robin said that he would record an entire episode in the shower. As you can see, and at the time of making this, they are at 3.18 Million. We just need 1.80 more (If my math is correct, it most likely isn't) till we get to 5. Don't let the dream die!
Regarding the dealership story. Yeah. Screw them they swindle you in and upcharge the hell outta you
This is the perfect format if you really want to change from the old one. It gives tiktok addicts a background to look at, and it gives enough of the post on the screen at a time for people who like to read along.
About 40 years ago my brother went shopping for a light truck. He knew what he wanted to get and was paying cash - no down, and no payments, no exceptions. Found the truck he wanted and tried to negotiate with a sales jackass who promptly said his offer would "make a great down payment" on another vehicle and my brother promptly walked out, saying nothing. Fast forward a few days and that one truck was still the best one he found so he returned and walked over to the manager's office and said he wanted to buy the blue Nissan truck, and that he would work with anyone "except that asshole right there" and pointed at the sales jackass from his last visit.
damn every time Emkay talks about some outrageous stuff but once I am done with the video I leave light hearted
For the cop/bathroom story, I don't get why some companies refuse to let you use the bathroom unless you pay. If I have to pay to use a washroom, I'll go somewhere else. Simple as that.
I would say it might depend on the location. I know of a Burger King in some kind of mall and they have a customer bathroom. The mall also has a customer bathroom. But the Burger King is directly at the front entrance and the bathrooms for the mall are further back, so I wouldn't be surprised to hear that a lot of people tried to go to the Burger King bathroom before they changed it to customer only.
There is a Frys grocery store where you must be shopping to use the bathroom, and get someone to open the door. In the same lot is a Burger King that I guess you can only use it if you buy something. One day there was some guy outside the Burger King, I kid you not, taking a dump on the ground.
It’s because they aren’t a public service? It does cost the company money to keep the bathrooms stocked and clean. And there’s been an unfortunate number of cases of people going to single-person bathrooms like that to do drugs.
It's usually so they don't get a bunch of traffic. Allowing free access to anyone means that you can get a bunch of people just going to use the bathroom and can include people who intentionally deface the property.
Not to mention, various other not-wholesome reasons people use bathrooms for (Drugs, sex, assault etc.). Depending on the location of the establishment, these can be factors that would otherwise lead to a worse experience for their actual customers.
Thus, for better customer service, restricting bathrooms to customers only makes sense.
It doesn't make sense for every establishment, but there are times where the restriction has merit.
Yep. I spend most of work days on the road, so I regularly stop at various places to grab lunch, snacks, and/or use the washroom. If I’m only stopping to use the washroom, I will generally buy something small anyway out of courtesy, but if there’s a long line up, I’ll just use the washroom and go. If I can’t use the washroom without buying some thing, I won’t be stopping there to buy things ever again.
And having the code on the receipt so that people can’t use the washroom until after they buy their _take out_ food? So they have to take their food with them into the washroom?
Dude I love Emkay so much it makes my day so much better. Robin is an amazing narrator and is my favorite. He’s likable, has great opinions, and is just pure awesomeness.
Everyone saying I forgot to switch accounts is just jealous I have dementia and they don’t.
I agree
Me too! It’s crazy how likable he is. Just great, man.
He’s totally awesome. Just a real great guy. Wish I knew him in real life.
crazy.
Blud literally commented on his own comment 💀
The cop/bathroom story is very surprising for me. As here, in India, you are allowed to use the washroom without needing to make a purchase. Really wanna use the loo but there are no public restrooms around but you see any food chain (or literally any restaurant) you can just ask someone there and they'll let you use it. Coz it's a fucking washroom that shouldn't be behind a paywall of "you need to buy something from here"
Yeah it used to be that way here in America, but literally every month for the past forever, every single company in existence is trying to find new invasive, asshole ways to profit off of people. I honestly think by the year 2035 they're somehow gonna find a way to make us pay to breathe. Like they'll probably have some BS "premium oxygen zones" that cost money.
Most places don’t make you pay actually
@@TotalDramaHarold oh that's actually good to know.
@@rishabharora2673 the ones that do are usually in not so great neighborhoods so the paying to use it was implemented
Don't know how it is in India, but in North America, we often have people doing stupid/illegal crap - pun intended - in food chain washrooms. Vandalism, doing drugs, having sex and others are neither unheard of, nor that uncommon. Hence the 'paywall' to try and keep at least some of those people out.
Me when I'm maliciously complying
Edit: Maliciously farming likes 😈😈
He’s complying but maliciously
When the compliance is malicious
When your maliciousness is compliant
Me when I'm malocomplying complicoulisly
When I complied maliciously
I love that we get a timer spelling out exactly just how much bonus content we are getting
Whenever there is a timer on display I am morbidely curious why there is a section for days.
”Skibidi toilet 3000” 💀
I’m sure a lot of people had a stroke reading that title lmao 💀
The fact that the neighbour snuck out in the middle of the night to destroy the plants shows that they knew they were in the wrong.
For the mall cop security guard dont fill the backpack with glitter or Ping-Pong balls. The best thing is those micro Styrofoam beads inside bean bag chairs or those soft squishy neck pillows. the static charge those pick up not only fling them everywhere but makes them stick to everything. they'd be finding bits of that stuff till the day they demolish the building
Actually even after you signed the paperwork to say you want to/are buying the car ect you are still entitled to a 14 day cooling off period so even if they go "well no you have signed it you now owe us the money" you can simply just say that you have a right to 14 day cooling off period when making a large purchase/decision and they can't do anything about it they may not be happy but you are well within your right to do so or atleast thar is what I was made to believe by a professor correct me if I'm wrong (uk probably important)
Also UK, pretty sure this is a UK exclusive law tho
@@owldolly7142 Several countries have similar things, just different names. Sometimes it depends on the value of the article.
@@Schilani yep very true but this specific named law is UK only
Everyone with adhd watching this video is like "omg pictures, yippee" and now you have 1000% of their attention
I understand the first poster for trying to be home before their kids bedtime. Kids are HORRIBLE when they are tired. When kids are awake past their bedtime they get too tired and it’s SO HARD to make them fall asleep. I have babysat so many kids in my life and it’s so stressful when kids won’t fall asleep
in times i had to watczh my sister or the neighbours kidsand i have that feeling they dont can or want to sleep i play with them catch me or any other game that is incredible tyring. then if nesscesarie i givce them half an our cool down (reading books or just get comfy in some cosy place. it works almost every time.
pro tip :dont play hide and seek outside after dark. it is nearly imposible to find my sister when she falls asleep during "hiding"
13:15: I'm in customer service, and this one was a bruh moment for me. This lady is getting scammed by her ex, and rather than investigate, you're like, "Well let me add to that suffering"
What is he supposed to do? He doesn't have the ability to change company policy
i made the mistake of trying to understand skibidi toilet lore and i think my brain imploded 😀
When my grandma and I lived in PA, my grandma’s neighbors thought THEIR property lines went right up to the side of GRANDMA’S house, as in, they would mow their lawn and leave just a couple inches between were they mowed and the side of Grandma’s house. Now, this house was inherited by my grandma when her mother’s semi-adoptive mother (she was never LEGALLY adopted, but also wasn’t just fostered and may as well have been adopted in all other aspects)- the family called her Auntie. Growing up, my grandma was to be found anywhere, it was only ever 3 places, her house, Auntie’s house, or Grandma’s crazy aunt’s house (she is a whole other story all together). She distinctly remembered when the people who lived next door to Auntie came over to ask if they could extend their driveway onto Aunties property. They were good friends and since it was a small rural town, back then your word meant more than any legal agreement, so they never LEGALLY changed the property line, though it may have been grandfathered in since 2 or 3 families have lived in the house since the driveway was expanded, including these neighbors that suddenly claimed their property line went up to Grandma’s house. There was NEVER an agreement for that house’s property to be expanded beyond what was allowed for the driveway.
Well, I moved in with grandma and wanted to have a garden. The back yard was a jungle because grandma’s bad knee made operating her push mower hard and no one with a riding mower would come over and help- they would say they would when asked in church and then just… not show up. The front yard had a large tree in it, so the on,y place I could put a garden was alongside the house. So, we drove up to the fair grounds, got buckets of horse manure (again, small rural town, EVERYONE with a garden does this, and it’s less the fair had to get rid of), and dumped it where I was going to do my planting. Well, these neighbors were kind of standoffish with Grandma from the day they moved in. They came from New Jersey and it must have been a not so friendly part of the state, because when Grandma brought them over rolls and a crockpot of sloppy joes as a “welcome to the neighborhood,” they accepted the food and returned the crockpot, but just acted like they didn’t trust her at all. Like, the kids would run inside if she saw them when going to work or coming home from the store and said hello. So, when the father came up to her asking if he could ask a question, Grandma was shocked. She said of course and he asked why she was dumping DOG POOP on HIS YARD.
Grandma told him, “it’s horse manure and it’s on MY property. Is that why you’ve been mowing that strip of grass?” Well, he didn’t answer, just ran inside and came back out with papers. He stood by the curb with his wife pointing at something and talking to her. Grandma went out to ask what was wrong. They were polite, but obviously annoyed. They to,d her the person they bought the house from told them that this marker by the curb was the property line marker. Y’all… it was a marker for where the storm drain was… the STATE put it there and it even had “Property of PENDOT” (Pennsylvanian Department Of Transportation, the department responsible for road maintenance) WRITTEN on the pole! As they were talking, the guy just kept saying, “well this isn’t how we do things in New Jersey!” Grandma final told him “you aren’t living IN New Jersey, though, you’re living in PENNSYLVANIA, and a rural part of Pennsylvania that does things much differently than most cities and towns, such as getting horse manure to put in their yards and gardens.” He still kept saying that the marker was marking HIS property and that the manure was on HIS property. So grandma told him “I’ve lived in this house may entire life, 70 years. I was there when the people who lived in your house back then asked for permission to make the driveway bigger. I watched them make the driveway bigger. I know for a fact that if you take a metal detector down the middle of your driveway, you will find the pins that marks where you’re properly is on OFFICIAL RECORDS. I know all this. But if YOU want to be certain, than YOU can pay for a surveyor yourself. Now, not to change the subject, but I just thought of it and wanted to let you know before anything happens, there are two graves down by your garage.”
Side note: the owners who expanded the driveway were buried down by their garage, which was feet away from the river and right where the waters would rise during heavy rains and floods. So, she wanted them to know before they woke up to a skeleton laying in front of their cars. Since they rarely talked to her, this was her only chance to do it. It effectively ended the conversation. The teenage kids thought it was cool, the parents freaked out.
"there are two graves down by your garage" is the most threatening non-threat non sequitur I've ever read
@@comradewindowsill4253 lol Grandma was worried that since they didn’t talk much, she would forget to tell them the next time she saw them. She only remembered this time because the father had been walking back up the drive way from the garage when he asked about the manure and she had been talking to me about how she should probably tell them about the graves down there when she saw them looking at the marker. She honestly didn’t mean it as a threat or to change the subject. It just came up in her mind at that moment and she decided that was the only chance she’d get to tell them, so she did. Not sure what happened after that lol when we moved 2 years later, they were still living there and still pretty cold towards us. By then they started mowing half of the front yard and we couldn’t decide if it was to be petty or something else.
Maliciouscompliance and Pettyrevenge go hand in hand and it's amazing xD
Pretty much the same thing but one is the shiny version that everyone hunts for
I sell tires, the first one made me laugh maniacally. Not because I am a horrible person, it was because finance institutions love ruining sales for sales people and the store has lost so much revenue because of this. Never expect a purchase to go smoothly unless you pay in cash.
I've been randomly selected at the airport every single time I've flown without fail, would almost be disappointed if they ever broke the streak. They do the additional bag screening most of the time as well, but not every time for that one.
Yup some people just suck. I worked at this new burger shop that opened up, not even a month into the job i get pulled up and told I was doing nothing, even though I KNOW for a fact i was doing my job just like everyone else. Told to do what i was literally just doing or he'll have a stern word with me. I have bad social anxiety and i dont like confrontation and he was literally yelling at me with everyones eyes on me (including customers) I literally had a panic attack, started hyperventilating, i burst into tears and was uncontrollably shaking. He looks at me, continues to yell at me saying he was going to fire me but might not if i just buckle up. Told me to take a 2minute break to sort myself out and get back to work. I looked him dead in the eyes and said, nope. Im not dealing with this, I quit. They begged me to come back, i just never answered their calls or texts. They also already hated me because i have tats, piercings and dyed my hair but they had no other candidates for the job so i was picked (I wasnt originally accepted) So the guy already hated me because of the way that i looked and just made me out to be some lazy cunt. Honestly, fuck that. I was worth more then that.
When my wife and i bought our car, when going over the final bit, the salesman handling the paperwork started to sell us on 2 different insurance options. Both would have put the car out of our price limit as we were buying it in full and was totally unnecessary for us. The tablet he handed us to select which coverage plan we wanted didnt have a no thank you button. We looked at each other, knowing we didn't want it and i ask the guy
"Do we have to pick one?" Neither of us had ever bought from a dealership before. He had to take it back and do something to it to decline. The guy got MAD that we didnt want to spend a bunch of extra money for no reason. Telling us "you realize you'll be 100% responsible for repairs if anything goes wrong, right?" So i told him we wouldnt drive it very much. We live 2 minutes away from work and its our work car. He says
"Well its not good to not drive a car too you know."
The guy started SLAMMING his keyboard as he finished up. It was super embarrassing to see a grown man act this way. We have a mechanic 5 minutes from our house and a 10 minute walk to our work, why would we drive 40+ minutes to their place, one way, in car that could be dangerous on the road and have to take time of work to do so?
When customer retention pulls out a freaking ouiji board.
I love it when _"letting sleeping dogs lie"_ isn't an option for some people, and they awaken a really big, really pissed off three-headed dog that takes an 11 foot bite out of their property.
Malice is a debt paid in due time, but it's going to be paid nonetheless. _Whether you like it or not._
21:25 I had a similar experience. My brother passed away and I had to handle all the affairs. I also got the family home in the will from his passing. While I'm there, with my kids, I get a knock at the door around 1:00 am. I wouldn't have answered it, but there were several sheriff's sitting outside my house with their lights on. I answered it and the cop begins telling me that he needs to speak to the owner of the house. I told him that I was the owner, how could I help? He furrowed his brow and asked who I was, gave him my name and showed my ID. He then said that he had the owner on the phone and would find out from them if I belonged there because if not, we'd be thrown out right then and there. I said I have a death certificate if you want to see it. He said no and started walking away. I then told him, as he was walking away to talk to who the fuck ever, I told him he'd need an ouija board and I'd get my brother's ashes, and we could talk to him together. He wasn't amused. 15 minutes later, he comes back and tells me that the owner on the phone was (my birth mother's name - not even someone who has ANY legal authority over the house) and that she said I was fine to stay there. I laughed in his face and held up the clear bag they give you with the cremains of your loved one, and said that he was now standing face to face with the person whose name the house is currently in and that I was initiating probate that following Monday, and I'd like to be able grieve the sudden passing of my brother without a bat shit crazy woman impersonating being the homeowner and a dumbass cop who believes her and tries to kick my kids and I out of our home. He didn't say anything else to me and left. He also never showed back up. That was a stressful AF time.
Story 7: my dad did something... less extreme, he was trying to cancel a phone service for grandpa who wanted to switch insurance, and the guy said only the account hold can cancel the account, my dad said he was, they then asked for birthdays SSN, Security questions etc which my dad answered correctly, they then said he's not the account holder, to which my dad flipped his lid, "you don't know me, I told you my birthday, where my legal address and mailing address is, and answered the Security questions I made, how do you know I'm not the account holder, after some more bureaucratic bickering they finally agree to cancel the account
EmKay at it once again. Hope you guys see this one - Love the work you do! Each and every one of this lovely team!
The car dealership thing happened to my best friend. I dropped him off to finalize everything and left to do some shopping. I think it was a Chrysler dealership. I came back 2 hours later and he was still just sitting. I asked him what's up and he said he'd given his info, etc to finalize the sale and get the car but then was told to wait. I asked if it was too long and he wanted to back out. Of course he did, but he'd already told them that and they'd said fine but still made him wait over an hour after he'd said he didn't want the car any more . He was pissed. So I Karen'd and started loudly in a surprised fashion started yelling very loud what they'd done in front of all the customers until they agreed to cancel so we could leave. lmao sorry not sorry.
Hey police man, here's what you do "We need to check the bathroom for our ongoing investigation of the previous incident" done.
19:55 - feels like one of those "he was rude to me as a child, so I'm going to harass him as an adult! for vegence!" sort of things.
I was rushing from national flight to international flight, and the metal detector kept going off so right there in front of everyone stripped to my boxer, finally passed, and ran to my plane in my boxers and had to wait till after takeoff to get dressed.
this ladys and gents its the best example for having balls.
I didn't expect to ever see Skibidi toilet in an EmKay video title.
Holy christ that was a rabbit hole I was not prepared to go down this morning.
i have to make a phone call soon and i'm watching this to calm my nerves. thanks emkay/robin!
Good luck, hope it goes well!
I had a similar situation happen as the subway cop at Home Depot. I was a cashier and we had a military discount. The rule was that the person needed to be present and they had to have their veterans/military card on hand so I can confirm it. And so I did, every time. People got mad, sometimes, it was a person who was too old or in a wheelchair. I didn't care, thems the rules. If a situation arises, and they were stubborn about it, id call the manager and let them decide if it can be given. Sometimes they would say yes, sometimes no. One time, I had a fellow employee ask for a discount. He said he didn't have his card on him, so I didn't give it to him. I believed him when he said he was a vet, but thems the rules. I offered to get confirmation from any employee who has seen the card, but he apparently didn't think it was worth the effort and dropped it. He got pissy about it and probably expected me to just give it to him cuz we're coworkers or something.
Also for cars, don't let them upcharge for a backup camera. It's required on all cars after 2018.
The more you read about these stories, the more you learn that a frighteningly lot of people has a total lack of critical thinking - especially those who astonishingly have slithered their way into positions of "greater authority" for some strange reason. But it is as they say: If you wanna know a person's character, give them power.
Peter Principle. :P
I have been stopped at airports three different times, all in different countries, for special security scans or whatever bs security theatre they were claiming. This all happened within about three years in El Salvador, France and the USA. What the heck is my luck even?
that one with Steve and Chad was not only awesome as hell but that was GODLY
"IVE BEEN RANDOMLY SELECTED THE LAST 15 FKNG TIMES!!!, CALL IT WHAT IT IS, HARASMENT, OR RACIAL PROFILING!"
Robin's giggle is insane 20:00 like oh my god
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Short: Installed a fence and had to move a unofficial granite marker. Karen was not happy.
Long: I worked for a fencing company for two summers and I had this problem once on a job site. The site was in a suburb of a old and dying textile city (well known for drugs and crime in my state). Our client wanted to install a nice 6ft white vinal fence that would take a few days to install. The property boarders 4 others. 3 neighbors were nice and cool with us (1 of the 3 would let their kids ride an atv around their cheap chain-link fence from like home depot close to the property line but were fine). We were getting closer and closer to the property corner. We realized that we a had to remove a little granite marker to A, keep the fence in a strait line and B, to put next to another nice neighbors fence. So we started to remove the marker. Out of the blue, the crazy neighbor (well call her Karen) starts yelling at us from her screen door that we were moving the "official" town marker. We tried to de-exultate the situation by explaining to her that the official marker was a metal rod that was 6ft long in the ground flush (we know this as our client had to do some ditch work and had watched the town replace the rod). Karen started to make threating to call the police. She creepily watched us (taking pictures and might have made a few phone calls from the screened door) worked that section of fence making sure it was perfect. Every once and awhile , we asked her, "How is the fence looking," or "Is this level" and even, "Do you see any dirt marks on the fence?". She gave interesting responses including "F!@K YOU". The rest of the job was easy and we told our boss what had happened when we got back to the shop. I even got to bring home a big mostly flat rock (to make walk-ways or stairs).
heh. the payment story. Once had a debt collector drive almost 200 miles to hand me the sealed envelope telling me how much I owed. (company policy, its so collectors dont go paying small fees themselves and take the afternoon off.) Poor guy. I gave him his £1.50 and made him some sandwiches for the drive home.
That just sounds straight up unreasonable, even if it's a higher value. I mean, do they at least make it clear they are coming, so they aren't arriving when nobody is home?
@@Schilani I have no idea. they didnt let me know in advance. Apparently, theyre supposed to have local agents, but someone blah blah blah budget.
Duuuude. I worked as a staffing coordinator at a temp agency. We had an employee pass on a friday night, right after he got paid. His pay was put on a pay card through Brinks. This dude's poor mom was trying to get his last pay sent to her by check, because he had no other family, she was his next of kin. That company jerked her around over and over, until one day she showed up to the office, near tears, because they wouldn't release the money (she needed it to put him to rest). So, I finally called Brinks. I sat her down next to me, and spent the next HOUR on the phone with them, we faxed them the death certificate from my office, and waited until they confirmed it was received. I took the employee's name and direct line number to be double sure that the woman wouldn't have further issues. When she left, she was getting what money remained on that card. She was such a beautiful old lady, her name was Eleanor.
Timer in a Robin narration:
Me: “O boi here we go!!”
8:44 "He did 'the naked man'". Gonna steal this, thank you!
The background stock footage is very appreciated. Makes my brain happy. Dunno why.
The batmobile? Nah, the macmobile for all your fat necessities
with the one about the security guard, that is actually illegal and is also a VERY bad idea, because that sort of harassment can cause entire contracting agencies to blacklist companies
surely Chad would’ve realized that for every time he scrutinized Steve, Steve would know the check and could create strategies to avoid being caught if he ever decided he wanted to
such as taking 5 random photos if he took a photo to “steal secrets”…
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"somebody is breaking the law."
Sadly no. The problem is, he was authorized on the account when it was set up. There's no fraud here. This is one thing people forget to do. When they separate, get divorced etc... they need to separate their accounts. Anything that is joint access has to be separated, canceled or have joint access removed. If they don't then the person can just call up and do what ever.
People always think about this for "important things" like insurance, bank accounts, credit cards, but often forget things like, phone, cable, internet.
My dad is a professional surveyor. He said that in his continuing education, he regularly hears that the average dispute of a property line is 6 inches. When it comes to real estate, people are ruthless.
Absolutely love malicious compliance. Do as many of these as possible.
I fucking hate dress codes. I had my manager come get me today while I was working and tell me to go out on the retail floor and pick out new pants, because apparently mine were out of dress code. I have worn those pants the entire time I've worked there (almost a year) and they've never had a problem. I work at a thrift store, so I had to wear unwashed, thrifted pants all day. I felt disgusting.
While a retailer normally doesn't have to accept cash, if a company claims there exists a debt, then they have to accept cash. The idea of Legal Tender applies specifically to debts. If they don't accept cash, barring other regulatory restrictions (eg limits on large cash transactions) their other option is to forgive the debt.
11:20 yeah this happened to me growing up too. Neighbor complained I was too close to his lavender plants but they were on our property by a lot.
The sandwich shop bathroom code story reminds me of a job I had selling software and every week the boss would tell me his friend would be in to buy something and not to discount it no matter what he says....then yell at me on Monday because I didn't give him the price he told the guy he'd give him.....every....flippin...week.
Regarding the Security deposits:
In Germany there exists a special kind of bank account you can put your deposit in. You hand the paper work over to the landlords but they can only access the money if you agree. So as long as there is a dispute about the damages it has to be cleared before they can use the money. (They have to sing a waver that you can have your money back when the rental is over, so you can not access the money either).
Oh, and any interest the money aquires(?) during the rental period is - by law - yours. No matter what.
And they have to accept this kind of bank account as a deposit.
Makes handling deposits so much easier and less predatory.
AND most of the time these kind of bank accounts are free of charge.
That's why my wife liked Saturns. Not only did she like the cars, but their sales technique was "This car has this and it costs this." End of.
Always enjoy these, thanks for making me smile every episode without fail fellas!
When collections agencies call me about paying a debt I owed to a company, I just tell them "Oh yeah. Thanks for paying that for me. You're a lifesaver." "Well you have to pay us now s-..." "Uh, I didn't sign any contract or legally binding paperwork with you. I've never even heard of your agency. But thanks for doing me that solid." *hangs up*
as someone in the auto industry, the manufacturers hate the dealerships too, Ford has gotten in trouble and so has Toyota dealers because of the ridiculous markups
I love the stock videos in the background. Keeps my unattentive eyes staring at the funny people.
my house is ex council and i am so glad that when these houses were built they put in short metal fences around the houses so nobody needs to worry about land disputes. it also ads support for each household to put up their own fence and/or hedge
I like the visuals for these more Story-Centered reddits where the same post is on for longer than other reddits
0:01 I bought my current car brand new from a stealership, but did it the smart way. I'd already picked out the exact one I wanted by listing number, got a check from my credit union (Navy Federal FTW!!), and had figured in all the taxes and fees required by the state. I told them there was no extra money for extra features, so they could just sell me the car. They did, and I was out the door in under an hour. AVOID the financing nonsense, get your loan check before you go to the dealership!
Story 4: a few I've shown this to said OP couldn't just canceled the service, this a million times better than just canceling HER TV services she never was using, and could use the access she was granted to troll her ex husband
13:40 Termination fees are dumb and very anti consumer especially in cases such as these.
Careful also initially something, here in Australia for example, when it comes to something like a Simple Contract, a simple contract being have no set form and can be either verbal or written, putting an initial onto something like that may bind you to its terms. However when it comes to your Formal Contracts, the only time an initial would be used would be to acknowledge a change made on the contract before you sign on that bottom line. Also, initially on the signature line can constitute in some places as you actually accepting the contract, specially if you forgot to actually sign it, so never initial that line, no matter what the person says you need to do, doing so can cause issues later on.
Only reason I take my car to the dealer for service, is so i can get all the stuff covered under warranty taken care of, get software updates and get any recalls taken care of. Its only a year old so it does make some financial sense to have them do it even though it costs more.
2:03 This is why I got my car from CarMax. Their cars are a bit more expensive, but you don’t have to deal with all the typical dealer BS, and from my experience the cars are usually in tip-top shape mechanically.
"Dealership Fee"? Probably another form of a tip fee.
"we can't leave as she has already printed the forms." that's when you laugh and say "sounds like a you problem" and keep walking
FYI, in near all cases and states you even have 30 days to back out of a vehicle purchase (even one sold As-Is) from a dealership
I’m literally trying to buy a car today! Screw dealerships😂
How did it go?
@@infinixuty I finally got a car!!!
20:01 WHAT IS THAT LAUGH?? I love it, made me laugh.
Finally the better editing style is here again