+Addison Nicole This channel is based around The Sans Show, An animated rant show that talks about Shit with a unique perspective, Check out my videos!
My roommate was sleeping when I was watching this and I threw up because I was trying to stop my screaming laughter. My stomach just gave up on holding anything anymore.
+aaron7323 Yeah, the mistake of writing "they're" instead of "their" seems even worse than making the mistake the other way around because they actually took the extra time to put that apostrophe.
0:17 I love how Joe is nodding and looks so serious like he's sure that Keith is gonna get it on the first try and as soon as he hears Keith's answer he just dies laughing
Omg and guess what i was eating while watching this? A fucken salad hahaha, so when they tried to figure out the "tossed my salad" part, i almost chocked with croutons hahaha omg, fucken epic
I found your channel from someone else's Favecebook page. And holy shit I'm glad I did.... I've been binge watching your videos ever since. You're hilarious.
I love all of your vids but Mad Lib Madness always stood out to me as the funniest, and this has made me laugh just as hard! Please continue to do these!
"Mitchelle Obama foot cream" Legend.
CommanderCodyHD THAT'S THE FUNNIEST PART IN THE VIDEO LMFAO I'M DYING 😂
There was also the "I went swimming, I shot my boyfriend, and i shit in his yeard."
Michelle goes to Hooters
I CANT BREATHE XD XD XD
CommanderCodyHD Now that’s some Ex revenge right there.
"Goose."
"Cougar?"
"Goose!"
"Kyle?"
missylissy200 COOSE!
missylissy200 do they fly??
missylissy200 KYLE 😂😂😂
missylissy200 Kyle
He got Sharapova but missed goose lmao
the two of you together is the funniest fucking thing ever
Fr😂😂
Agreed 😂😂
I swear 😂😂😂😂
Literally just woke my room mate up because of how loud I was laughing
+Addison Nicole This channel is based around The Sans Show, An animated rant show that talks about Shit with a unique perspective, Check out my videos!
if google translate was a person
Sherbert It wouldn't be like this because Google translate works fine. Unless you're translating a fucking book into Japanese.
Anti-HyperLink you're a buzz kill. Every comment of yours is so negative. We're all just having fun, dude...
@@ebbe624 I'm not negative, actually. Stupid jokes are still stupid.
Anti-HyperLink r/woooosh
@@Anti-HyperLink Everything language teacher on the planet must hate you lol, they all hate Google translate
"When there's something strange in your-?"
Joe: "E-MART"
Rinku g
I hear Joe saying: It’s Thor
I don’t hear E-mart. I hear “It’s Thor”
Joe's laugh sounds like baby birds chirping
Katie Dunlap tru
Katie Dunlap someone please sync his laugh with a video of a baby bird. That would be funny as shit.
Oh my god I just might
Katie Dunlap I will never not hear that now thank you
Aussie Official you're so welcome 👊🏻
Keith: “Neighborhood”
Joe: “CANT BE GOOD” 😂😂
Keith: " I'm gonna say the whole sentence hang on.."
Joe:" DJ KAHLED IS SALAD"😂😂😂😂
Bree Hayes IM DECEASED
It's not even the sentences that get me ITS FUCKING JOES LAUGH OMG
I know LMAO as soon as he starts laughing, it gets me going 😂😂😂
Joe sounds like a tea kettle
😂😂😂😂
He sounds like a squeaky toy
He's basically a human dog whistle.
every video literally EVERY VIDEO, I have tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard
Yesss😝
Omfg sameeee 😂😂
Kylie Luke hahaha
same here
Kyan Martin lol
Once a week isn't enough of Joe
Ikr
Yes
PLease DO MORE
So true I hope he starts uploading more
yeah totally! i live for his videos lol
My puppy heard joe's whistle laugh and she thought it was a puppy crying so she started howling 😂
Alexa O'Brien yeah Joe has an amazing laugh
First Name Last Name ,
First Name Last Name that is the greatest thing I've ever heard
"Goose"
"KYLE"
"DJ Khaled... is salad.." - Joe Santagato 2016
Well you know what they say, you are what you don’t eat!!
I wish they'd do more of these! It's been wayyyyy too long
The Santagatos playing hilarious-ass games = My life
Anselmo Chiong playing hilarious ass-games*
"I was going swimming, I shot my boyfriend, and I shit in his yard" and "michelle obama foot cream" get me every time
When Joe laughs it sounds like the squeaky toy from Toy Story LOL
seriously! you guys have me in tears! I'm hysterical. lol
Same
Aye.
Same
*Historical.
+Sansthespookycow1
It's a joke you gluesniffer.
What did you do this weekend??
*I watched all of Joe Sanagato's videos.....again*
Camille Kolen Goals
🙋🏻♀️😂
Never been truer
Same
Me too 🥲
Joe: mic jagger
Keith: MIT CHEL
Okay, my eyes are black.
Keith is my favourite person ever
same
Keith is my spirit animal
+Sarah Smith Keith is my soul
My favourite part of Joe's channel!!
IM WATCHING THIS AT FIVE IN THE MORNING AND IM TRYING NOT TO WAKE MY GIRLFRIEND BUT IM DYING AND I MIGHT POP A BLOOD VESSEL.
Joslyn Mong are you still together?
😂I just died😂😂look at the dates of the comments oh my god I can’t breathe what the hell😂😂😂
Same but it’s my parents because I don’t have a girlfriend.
Hold it together man.
Jasper Kain yeah!!!
My roommate was sleeping when I was watching this and I threw up because I was trying to stop my screaming laughter. My stomach just gave up on holding anything anymore.
omfg😂
+Coltrane Lewis HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
I died laughing reading this 😂 you actually threw up 😂😂😂
+Coltrane Lewis that's beautiful
+Coltrane Lewis This literally just happened to me!!!! I've never puked from laughing, but I just ate a lot of Taco Bell soooooo...
So much wheezing haha!
Wheezefest!
5:05 Average New York argument
😂😂😂😂
+BlinkO holy shit Im crying man lmfaoooo
+BlinkO im fucking crying
I love RUclips
+BlinkO the tears are streaming down my face
A constant reminder that these shitty Tuesday's always get better😂😂😂
Yes.
Exactly what Tuesdays are for... Laughing your ass off. Brought to you by Joe Santagato
love tuesday
So true man SOOO true
Yup!
And this is why I don't watch these in public 😂
People are staring at me
They're wondering why I'm crying laughing
yep
Me and my friends was watching them in class and were so close to getting caught😂😂
You're brave
+lovehippo20 - Gaming and More
sameee
This is why I don't watch these videos late at night when everyone is asleep lol
I love how confident joe is when he says “wet dreams are trash”
I was going swimming, I shot my boyfriend, and I shit in his yard 😂😂😂😂
That sounds like the Wilford Brimley commercial from Family Guy.
+Shining Armor I can't tell which is more Cancerous, My Undertail Avatar or you pretending to be Shining Armor?
Who the Hell did I strike?
Matt Fabbs ff
really
5:41 Wait I gotta go check on my boiling water because I hear it whistling.😂😂
Hahahaha
Nice joke
When the tea is ready
Joe's laugh at 3:10 sounds like a bird chirping for help because it's stuck in his throat
ITS TRUE IM DYING
+Brooke Maynard IM DEAD OMFG😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Omg
it sounds more like wheezy off toy story
FallfromGrace14 Oh lord 😂 😂 I'm dying
At this point both of them are just shouting.
And I love it.
he sounds like there's a whistle in his throat and I love it
"do they fly" gosh you always have me week 😂😂😂
weak*
A kiss makes my whole week, anal makes my hole weak. :P
+Its Utterz 😂😂😭
+Its Utterz lmao dead
+Safiya mohamed nah he has me month... maybe even years sometimes
"US Open"
"Toy store"
"US Open"
"Dress over"
You sound like that fuckin penguin in toy story joe.
Isaac Teamann lmao, so fucking true 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Isaac Teamann dude i was just about to write this xD
Omg he really does!!! 😂😂😂
How this guy doesn't have over 10 mil subs is beyond me. By far all time favorite RUclipsr
literally start my mornings watching one of your videos
Same
same
same
"Goose"
"Kyle"
your picture is gr8!!!
5:42 scared the shit out of me
Ivy James why😂
Ivy James same
"Mic-jager"
"Mitch-chell"
Alright then
"Goose"
"Kyle"
Alright. I'm done
They're laughs made the video
Their*
+flair4hair22 They are laughs made the video?
+aaron7323 yeah they are laughs made the video, not their laughs for sure lol
+aaron7323 Yeah, the mistake of writing "they're" instead of "their" seems even worse than making the mistake the other way around because they actually took the extra time to put that apostrophe.
+flair4hair22 they are laughs made the video
Joe's laugh sounds like the old toy that's up on the book shelf in Toy Story xD
I laughed way too hard at your comment.
Alexis Guerrero Hahahaha
Especially at 3:14 😂😂
His name is squeakers
+Holly Daly I haven't watched Toy Story in a long ass time, I forgot his name 😂😂
0:17 I love how Joe is nodding and looks so serious like he's sure that Keith is gonna get it on the first try and as soon as he hears Keith's answer he just dies laughing
WARNING: dont watch this while eating! Damn near choked on my food from laughing!!
😂😂😂
Bahaha same
Omg and guess what i was eating while watching this? A fucken salad hahaha, so when they tried to figure out the "tossed my salad" part, i almost chocked with croutons hahaha omg, fucken epic
I spit ice cream all over my phone watching his people of walmart video. LOL
Cereal went everywhere 😂😂😂
I swear he swallowed a whistle XD
😂😂😂
A dog whistle 😂
when Keith said "whale dick" he laughed as if he had just cursed for the first time
5:39 seagull
Sinkhole
S-WHEEZE
These two are so affectionate when they laugh, they always touch each other when they crack up.
3:11 your laugh sounds like a whisle
It sounds like a whistle lmfao
jammy Jar exactly
And a dental drill
I love that Joe screams like everything he says XD
Whenever I'm depressed, I watch all your videos and feel better. Thank you so much for the good laughs. 💜
Keith and Joe laughing together makes me shat myself laughing everything.
I love Joe's laugh😂
Meghan Me too 😂😂😂
omg please make more of this I'm dying!
Joe's laugh is so fucking contagious haha !
Joes wheezing laugh is probably my favorite thing ever
I just noticed how Joe gives credit in the description bar to whose video idea he took. So much for respect for him for doing that.
the way Joe laughs make me laugh even harder 😂 I was dying 😁
7 years later and this is still one of my favorite channel ever😂
This had me and my girl literally keeled over on the floor in pain from laughing too hard, you NEED to do another one PLEASE!
"Michelle Obama foot cream." 😂😂😂😂😂
What is more funnier, this or mad libs cause I don't frickin know?
What?
I think this video takes the cake... For now. I couldn't breathe from laughing so hard
+Webbythunder499 you seem like a jackass to me.
Mad libs but this is super close 😂😂😂
mad libs for sure.
Dad- “Honey, are you making tea?”
Mom- “No, Joe’s just laughing again”
I started crying from laughing so hard and now my throat hurts 😂😂
honey boy yoongi my throat always hurt when I watch joes videos
dude i’m going back, and you and keith’s chemistry is fucking hilarious. I’ve been in tears for the past two hours. Please bring this back.
Joe was weesing, when he was laughing, 3:13. Thats some funny shit.
💀💀💀
WHEEZING...not wessing Clairamae
Sorry, I suck a at spelling.
sooo fuckin true
It cracks me up
I haven’t laughed this hard in ages when Keith kept getting that static in the headphones 😂😂
love his raptor scream laugh.
"DJ Khalid is valid who tossed my salad" LMFAO!!
DO MORE OF THESE! I was crying from laughing so hard!!
Did someone swallow a clarinet or something 😂
I love Keith's little add-on outro's, especially this one and Mad Libs Madness pt. 3
IM REWATCHING AND THIS DYING BY JOES WHISTLE LAUGH
I lost count of how many times I've watched this, but I'm still dying of laughter each time
I come back here occasionally to hear Joe confidently say “WET DREAMS ARE TRASH, RIGHT?”
We need part two asap, this was the funniest thing I've ever seen.
3:11 tea kettle lmaoo
Yess😂
HOLY CRAPU I DIED FROM THAT😂😂😂😂😂
>mfw Bamanboi mcfw
Lol
Omg I replayed to hear it and I started dying!
I fucking can't his laugh sounded like a bird
You guys have the most infectious laughs. I watch your videos whenever school is getting stressful or things are down. Thanks for the laughs!
Joe's laugh I think is what really gets me 😂😂
This is too much like talking to customer service from India. Ugh!
HAHA
😂
lol 😂
😝😝😝😹😹😹😹😹
Dead with that comment 😂😂😂 OMFG
3:05 joe's laugh is like one of those rubber squishy toys for dogs. LMAO
I come back to watch this every once in a while and always end up in stitches and tears.
Damn, you guys always make me laugh till I cry! Thanks for that!
I found your channel from someone else's Favecebook page. And holy shit I'm glad I did.... I've been binge watching your videos ever since. You're hilarious.
Joe's laugh is the equivalent to a tea kettle
2 1/2 years later this is still my favorite video on the internet
30 seconds in and I'm fucking dying, there are tears fighting each other to climb out of my eyes
I love all of your vids but Mad Lib Madness always stood out to me as the funniest, and this has made me laugh just as hard! Please continue to do these!
3:03-3:09 had me dead. I watched it 7 times lol
You're not alone! 🤣
Play it at 0,5 speed XD
I’m in tears from everyone of these...
This is too much for my little heart to handle
OMFGAHJDJD I CANT STOP OML IM CRYING WTFFF
ikr this is actually so funny!!!
This video isn't sad though
+Heybuck456 he is crying from happiness m8
I was the 69th like. *Insert Lenny face*
It's 3 a.m. and I'm crying of laughter. Might pop a blood vessel from trying to suppress laughter
God dammit I'm already dying o laughter not even 20 seconds into the video...
Wow that was the funniest thing I watched so far, your laughs killed me! Please do more like these
HONESTLY JOES LAUGH IS WHAT MADE ME LAUGH THE MOST
THE LITTLE SQUEAK THAT COMES OUT WHEN JOE LAUGHS TOO HARD IS AMAZING
Dane Joe's laugh is just beautiful!! I'm freaking in love!