MST3k 1007 - Track of the Moon Beast

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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
  • Remember the band that played California Lady? Sure, we all do. Well they were actually in a movie...kind of like how Rush appeared in "I Love You, Man." It's on that level of greatness. No really.
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  • @davidclemmer3582
    @davidclemmer3582 Год назад +379

    This show is always such a comfort, especially in fall and winter. I like to cozy up with a blanket, my cat, some corn, green pepper, chicken, [sigh] onions...

    • @Pedantic1953
      @Pedantic1953 Год назад +6

      Green peppers, chicken, onions and robotic bubble gum machine! Ahhhh the memories!

    • @Filthy_Larry
      @Filthy_Larry Год назад +8

      Taking a dump the morning after watching this show which came with chicken wings and beer is always the best way to start the week.

    • @Pedantic1953
      @Pedantic1953 Год назад +1

      @@Filthy_Larry good point!

    • @justincicconi759
      @justincicconi759 Год назад +3

      Do you put rattlesnake and Velveeta in yours?

    • @Pedantic1953
      @Pedantic1953 Год назад +2

      @@justincicconi759 who doesn’t!

  • @jochenau9164
    @jochenau9164 Год назад +84

    As an Albuquerque native, I can confirm that all of our food contains chicken, corn, green peppers, chile, _sigh_ onions...

    • @professorstratios8228
      @professorstratios8228 7 месяцев назад +4

      Hair…

    • @DerekPower
      @DerekPower 5 месяцев назад +4

      And as a once Albuquerque native, we all didn’t want to go to the Sandias and delete ourselves 😁

    • @nicky2coats
      @nicky2coats 25 дней назад

      Rattlesnake… velveeta

  • @kev3d
    @kev3d 8 лет назад +943

    This movie has everything! Action, romance, science fiction, chicken, corn, green peppers, chili (sigh) onions....

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 5 лет назад +135

    Ever since I saw this episode, years ago, I have slowly listed stew ingredients anytime someone asks me what's for lunch or dinner.

    • @chemicalwonderland2492
      @chemicalwonderland2492 2 года назад +8

      hahaah! im gunna do that now too, lol. and just when they think im finally done ill pause, and then keep going when they start talking again. XD

    • @MkeKen67
      @MkeKen67 2 года назад +15

      @@chemicalwonderland2492 - Don't forget to sigh.

    • @boomboom6577
      @boomboom6577 2 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @carsonheschle642
      @carsonheschle642 Год назад +2

      I’m so glad to know my brother and I aren’t the only ones 🤣🤣

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 Год назад +4

      If somebody says “hair” during the list you know you met a good person

  • @SoCalledSpaceAge
    @SoCalledSpaceAge 11 лет назад +154

    Smoothest come-on line ever "I have ALL KINDS of antiseptic back in my medicine cabinet!" Use that one, and you're as good as home free!

    • @MiqelDotCom
      @MiqelDotCom 4 года назад +23

      Newly relevant in 2020!!

    • @danielgarrett979
      @danielgarrett979 3 года назад +9

      Obviously he needs all the antiseptic for his herpes outbreaks.

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch 3 года назад +8

      Mentioning your collection of skin ointments is also helpful.

    • @stephaniemorrissey5114
      @stephaniemorrissey5114 2 года назад +15

      As a lady, I can definitively say that line is a panty-dropper.

    • @steveharvey2102
      @steveharvey2102 2 года назад +3

      But "how many times a lady" are you?
      ;)

  • @d.s.parentsr6502
    @d.s.parentsr6502 6 лет назад +351

    This is among my favorite episodes. As well as Pumaman.....Space Mutiny.....Future War.....Warrior of the Lost World.....Laserblast.....The Final Sacrifice.....(sigh) Manos.....

    • @tessiedoyle
      @tessiedoyle 5 лет назад +8

      Derek Parent nice Johnny longbow stew call-back

    • @A-small-amount-of-peas
      @A-small-amount-of-peas 5 лет назад +24

      Msties are my favourite people. Comments like this just confirm this

    • @0531jos
      @0531jos 5 лет назад +17

      The Incredibly Strange, Creatures, Who Stopped Living, (sigh) And Became, ... Mixed-Up Zombies?

    • @ElMattoGrande
      @ElMattoGrande 4 года назад +11

      @@0531jos That movie is so awful even the riffing can't save it. It's funny, though, I actually like some of the awful movies they make fun of.

    • @LoneKharnivore
      @LoneKharnivore 4 года назад +1

      @@ElMattoGrande Yeah, I'm the same. I actually don't like many of the episodes most Misties rank as the best because the movies aren't enjoyable - Pumaman and Space Mutiny, for example, are just so crap as films I can't get through them, even with Mike and the bots.

  • @deadpanrandleii2237
    @deadpanrandleii2237 4 года назад +69

    the amount of humor that it takes to overcome this movie is truly impressive - the director didn't even do a retake when someone coughed LOUDLY

  • @Palmieres
    @Palmieres 6 лет назад +74

    Goodness, the two leads have as much chemistry as water mixed with more water.

    • @cometkite
      @cometkite 3 года назад +10

      In a way, they're perfect for each other.

    • @justincicconi759
      @justincicconi759 Год назад +10

      Honestly, the college kids had better chemistry.

    • @teresas8173
      @teresas8173 Год назад +5

      @@justincicconi759 even with their brief screen time, they expressed some actual personality … better acting than the romantic leads!

    • @carlrevans
      @carlrevans 8 месяцев назад +7

      Water isn't bland enough.

  • @sgtbaker2072
    @sgtbaker2072 5 лет назад +322

    That Behind The Music: The Band That Played California Lady segment is one of the greatest things they've ever done.

    • @carsonheschle642
      @carsonheschle642 3 года назад +19

      Agreed. I went to visit a friend in California for a week a couple years ago, and I referenced that so much that I ended up having to show her the sketch.

    • @MeekSoulFood
      @MeekSoulFood 3 года назад +24

      The stage names had me in tears. He just casually calls them the Fish lipped guy and the Eskimo 😂

    • @carsonheschle642
      @carsonheschle642 3 года назад +25

      Lmaoooo “the friendly-looking backup singer”

    • @ldawg7117
      @ldawg7117 3 года назад +14

      I couldn't agree more. I even recall thinking it was pretty damn funny as a child when I first saw it on tv back in the '90s.. so much so, that while I couldn't remember which episode it came from, or even "California lady" until I saw this on here a few years back, it still remained one of the most prominent mst3k memories in my head, the last 20+ years. Seeing it again a few years back/yet again, today... holy shit, it legit had me dying. Whenever they go off on some weird behind the scenes / prologue type shit, it is always hilarious

    • @redpillyoass5894
      @redpillyoass5894 2 года назад +9

      I literally almost peed my pants

  • @jamarehire2011
    @jamarehire2011 3 года назад +51

    You know you have an amazing movie when the first 15 minutes are credits, explaining a unfunny prank, and listing ingredients in a recipe....all gold

  • @metelluscimber
    @metelluscimber 2 года назад +124

    "stop touching each other!" I like how Crow genuinely sounds upset by all the unnecessary groping.

    • @tjmmcd1
      @tjmmcd1 Год назад +6

      @1:10:50: "It DID happen..." Comment: "You just didn't feel it" (lmao)

    • @LeCrosse
      @LeCrosse Год назад +9

      Much like when Servo says "Oh boy, hunker down..."

    • @brianmatt4822
      @brianmatt4822 7 месяцев назад

      Unnecessary, but could it be - Crow will never know the touch of a woman...man... whatever he wants- cuz he's a 'Bot ? Except for getting greased up by Mike the time they sent him to deep 13 to "escape" ? Gotta wonder what's in that mad lacrosse- Bot ! - bot's head ...- bb

    • @DerekPower
      @DerekPower 5 месяцев назад +1

      He was upset with the underwear showing cut short in The Girl in Gold Boots

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 2 месяца назад +1

      @@DerekPower Remember Servo's massive meltdown over Sheila in her underwear? Yikes.

  • @crakatoot5480
    @crakatoot5480 5 лет назад +61

    the opening prank just fascinates me. That whole scene is SOOOOOO bizarre

    • @timothylong3722
      @timothylong3722 10 месяцев назад +15

      Beware the consequences of rushing the Halloween season.

  • @azureATC
    @azureATC 11 лет назад +173

    "Your place?"
    "My place."
    "Fine, your place, then."
    --lightning flashes--
    "NOT HIS PLACE, FORNICATORS!"

    • @Azmina_the_warlock
      @Azmina_the_warlock 4 года назад +3

      Hahaha I got to your comment when that scene happened 🤣🤣

    • @Altom85
      @Altom85 3 года назад +7

      I call it anti-septic manor

    • @charlesbird781
      @charlesbird781 3 года назад +14

      Not one but two great “Voice of God” gags in this one! 14:23 - “Stop talking, Johnny Longbone!”

    • @matthewrhoads2194
      @matthewrhoads2194 3 года назад +1

      That part made me laugh out loud.😂

    • @jdimodica6443
      @jdimodica6443 2 года назад

      😂

  • @matthewmarin703
    @matthewmarin703 6 лет назад +46

    I'd just like to point out that the pet lizard in this movie has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING EVER AT ALL. It gets its own introductory scene, with commentary and foreshadowing from the main characters, then disappears from the film shortly after, never to become relevant again. Top notch writing here folks.

    • @RoyAnderson
      @RoyAnderson Год назад +6

      Pet lizard is the real victim here.

    • @bigocean415
      @bigocean415 Год назад +9

      Maybe it’s supposed to be a red herring? Like we’re supposed to think there’s a chance it actually broke out if it’s cage and killed that guy? Maybe that’s giving the writers too much credit

    • @thedativecase9733
      @thedativecase9733 Год назад +6

      Hey the lizard was BUSY! He's got his own life!

    • @justincicconi759
      @justincicconi759 Год назад +4

      The lizard just wanted his SAG card.

    • @knownfact4905
      @knownfact4905 Год назад +1

      It's Dramatic Foreshadowing!

  • @MkeKen67
    @MkeKen67 6 лет назад +91

    "Moon rock? Oh, wow!" always gets me.

    • @jimkocherful
      @jimkocherful 2 года назад +2

      I never get tired of hearing Mike's laugh response to that line!

    • @gardnerhill9073
      @gardnerhill9073 2 года назад +1

      What is "Describe the 70s in four words," Alex?

    • @mjjoe76
      @mjjoe76 Год назад +1

      The first time I saw this episode, I immediately knew it was going to be the clip for the stinger. A distant second choice would be the stew ingredient list.

    • @eonswan
      @eonswan Год назад +2

      🎶Your own
      personal
      moon rock 🎶

    • @notinspectorgadget
      @notinspectorgadget Год назад +1

      @@eonswan _o h w o w_

  • @danpatrick9080
    @danpatrick9080 Год назад +44

    The group is Frank Larrabee and his band. According to Wikipedia he was coerced into playing it in the movie. The scene was shot at the Albuquerque Ramada Inn.

    • @harrygarrett7622
      @harrygarrett7622 5 месяцев назад +1

      Must have been before he slipped deeper into womanizing, alcoholism, tax evasion...

  • @AwfulWaffle8474
    @AwfulWaffle8474 7 лет назад +73

    "All this AND he lives with his mother"
    I lost

  • @insanePyro13
    @insanePyro13 7 лет назад +80

    I love the way the dialog is delivered through out this whole thing. It's like they're reading off of cue cards in the distance and have to keep pausing because they can't quite read what it says.

  • @DEADDOGx4
    @DEADDOGx4 8 лет назад +307

    The amount of wooden acting in this film almost makes it a fire hazard

    • @AJF786
      @AJF786 8 лет назад +8

      But then again you have Kathy's *_"NOOOOOOooOOOOOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOO!!!"_*

    • @takeadayofff
      @takeadayofff 5 лет назад +9

      They got fuel, heat, and oxygen. All you need is a flame thrower.

    • @nickstav08
      @nickstav08 5 лет назад +4

      @@takeadayofff or a very small meteor

    • @SuperTonyony
      @SuperTonyony 5 лет назад +4

      That's why I don't like Groot---his acting is so wooden.

    • @oliversmith9200
      @oliversmith9200 4 года назад +4

      We could make a hundred koo koo clocks out of the scrap.

  • @velveetaslingshot
    @velveetaslingshot 10 лет назад +91

    "I'll explain the joke more at lunch."

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 3 года назад +8

      “All this, and he lives with his mother?...wow”

  • @boopsbucket
    @boopsbucket 2 года назад +39

    I sometimes fall asleep to this episode and forget the “screaming Crow” segment is tacked on at the end till it’s too late

    • @youtubecensors5419
      @youtubecensors5419 Год назад +7

      I do the same with "The Leech Woman" and forget Tom's insane "Jeeeeeed!!!" meltdown that wakes me up every time, haha.

    • @Fluffkitscripts
      @Fluffkitscripts Год назад +4

      track of the moon beast unaltered is considered a sedative too potent for general consumer distribution. They had to put something in it to counter that effect or they wouldn’t be allowed to make the episode.

    • @GenY42
      @GenY42 9 месяцев назад +2

      Screaming TV's Frank at the end of Fire Maidens of Outer Space and Teenage Crimewave haunts my nightmares

  • @t1p9d
    @t1p9d 8 лет назад +101

    We all know the way archaeological digs work is one guy on a motorcycle drives out to a random pile of rocks and digs about 6 inches into the dirt.

    • @NathanTarantlawriter
      @NathanTarantlawriter 5 лет назад +11

      Very sciencie.

    • @dsprocks
      @dsprocks 5 лет назад +3

      Hey man somebody has to find those fluorite deposits, how else would they ever POISON OUR MINDS WITH FLUORIDE IN THE WATER if they didn't have mineralogists finding them those sweet precious deposits?
      @Sean Roy

    • @takeadayofff
      @takeadayofff 5 лет назад +1

      Correct. This film proves it.

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 4 года назад +8

      @@takeadayofff Don't forget Warwilf, another stunning expose on the conditions of modern archaeology.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 4 года назад +3

      Not always. The large ones involve excavating a large tiramisu, then getting into a fist fight.

  • @drpr0710
    @drpr0710 4 года назад +58

    19:04 ...”should I leave the bike running so I can take you right home afterwards?” ...watched this episode AT LEAST 10 times and never caught this one until now.... this is why mst3k just never gets old to me...always catch something new...love it!!!

    • @AdamWestish
      @AdamWestish 2 года назад +8

      "I mean, I will be able to consider myself to have gotten lucky, _right?"_

    • @stephaniemorrissey5114
      @stephaniemorrissey5114 2 года назад +2

      Yes!! Same here! I love how this show makes me crack up even after watching episodes multiple times.

  • @dougjb7848
    @dougjb7848 5 лет назад +52

    Cathy speaks every line like it was typed on the back of a cereal box, and the dialogue between her and Paul is like the director took one movie whose male lead was named Paul, and a different movie whose female lead was named Cathy, and shuffled those characters’ lines together.

    • @knownfact4905
      @knownfact4905 Год назад

      Dorothy Parker herself would envy your cereal box line

    • @teresas8173
      @teresas8173 Год назад

      They was no chemistry … I don’t like to be so critical, but their acting was really bad. As Tom stated Seth Thomas was the best actor in the film. She wore some cute outfits though. And it seemed like Paul was dubbed?

  • @ParsnipPizza
    @ParsnipPizza 3 года назад +45

    The actor for Johnny Longbow has to do so much heavy lifting, he's the only one that talks like a human

    • @thedativecase9733
      @thedativecase9733 Год назад +7

      I believe he now has his own cookery show on TV - specialising in stews

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 Год назад +2

      @@thedativecase9733 stews that contain many things, chicken, corn, onions, chilli, green peppers…hair

  • @AJF786
    @AJF786 10 лет назад +113

    "We don't usually discuss them with patients"
    We'll let you in on your illness *this* time...

  • @evanhaskel206
    @evanhaskel206 3 года назад +43

    I think Mike’s the only person who can make “hey hi tissue!” funny.

  • @giraffemonsoon
    @giraffemonsoon 7 лет назад +63

    ["It was really hot last night"] "So I killed a tent full of old guys"
    Classic Episode. So many great riffs. Too many to mention, really.

    • @HollerLogs
      @HollerLogs 6 лет назад +1

      Monsoon Harvard pl

    • @angelsaltamontes7336
      @angelsaltamontes7336 4 года назад +2

      Monsoon Harvard ("Many great riffs. Too many to mention.")---So don't mention 'em. Zip. Dummy up. Make like a clam, bear with it, the bear eats the clam. Capisce?

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 4 года назад +4

      Do you see now why I patrionize you?

    • @indy_go_blue6048
      @indy_go_blue6048 4 года назад +2

      @@angelsaltamontes7336 I believe in my 2cd amendment rights to arm and keep bears, got it?

  • @ClemPal
    @ClemPal 8 лет назад +91

    I'm more inclined to believe in Longbow's killer lizard doctrinaire research
    than the idea that any university would send Cathy to cover any event.

  • @EverythingMustG0
    @EverythingMustG0 8 лет назад +54

    21:14 The look in the lizard's eye says "Please tell me she isn't moving in with us"

  • @logann7942
    @logann7942 10 лет назад +70

    "I need a wheat penny and a Glock." Bill is the best.

  • @andrewthigpen1824
    @andrewthigpen1824 4 года назад +76

    I have seen this episode probably 50+ times, but it just occurred to me that TWO moon rocks hitting TWO different people in the head 400 years apart but on the same tribe’s land is probably THE most unlikely thing to have ever happened

    • @enjoyer6201
      @enjoyer6201 Год назад +20

      That is unlikely, improbable, implausible… sigh… onions

    • @FantasyfootballRedd13
      @FantasyfootballRedd13 Год назад +8

      Improbable, in archeology nothing is impossible 😂😂😂
      The Mole People episode

    • @ethzero
      @ethzero Год назад +12

      Almost as improbable as a talking lizard and coyote having an existential argument about man's hands. #thehandsoffate

    • @FantasyfootballRedd13
      @FantasyfootballRedd13 Год назад +3

      @@ethzero 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kevindouglas5333
      @kevindouglas5333 Год назад +2

      Yea. Next to the guy turning into a monster!!!

  • @ryanwarren2970
    @ryanwarren2970 Год назад +27

    To this day I'm still working on not rushing the Halloween season.

  • @BaronNate
    @BaronNate 10 лет назад +65

    the fact that this chick got PAID to give this performance drives me insane, lol.

    • @fourcrippledhorses
      @fourcrippledhorses 10 лет назад +12

      And that anybody thought those outfits she wore looked good...

    • @tydydgrll
      @tydydgrll 5 лет назад +17

      She got paid in moon rocks and passes to the California Lady band's show though so...

    • @scottharmon709
      @scottharmon709 3 года назад +15

      Heh. She's my father's ex wife. Even she knows the movie was bad

  • @daffers2345
    @daffers2345 8 лет назад +96

    Johnny Longbow begins telling a story; "Well ... one day ..." (Tom Servo immediately tips over and begins snoring) XD XD

  • @radioblueheart
    @radioblueheart 5 лет назад +49

    Its sad that Bill Finger co-created Batman and then this is the last thing he wrote. What a way to go out.

    • @precoius
      @precoius 3 года назад +5

      No way.

    • @radioblueheart
      @radioblueheart 3 года назад +9

      @@precoius Yes, as hard to believe as it is. He died in obscurity. He did not get any recognition until years after his death.

    • @jimneedham4640
      @jimneedham4640 3 года назад +15

      it was the stew did him in

  • @inqeu12
    @inqeu12 12 лет назад +30

    It is so ridiculous how the blond instantly acts like she's Paul's girlfriend, its actually pretty damn creepy

  • @MostLikelyMortal
    @MostLikelyMortal 8 лет назад +150

    The documentary about the band that played California Lady lmfao

    • @cahummel2
      @cahummel2 8 лет назад +12

      Absolutely spot on to "Behind the Music" on VH1 being produced around that time.

    • @indy_go_blue6048
      @indy_go_blue6048 7 лет назад +7

      I was watching some docu where the announcer sounded just like Mike in his "documentary" and tried to explain that to my wife. So tonight I'm rewatching this and I'm going to play Mike's bit but I can't remember what the original docu is. Too much dope as a youngster, lol.
      UPDATE: I found it! If anyone cares to hear. ruclips.net/video/7FMKPBGQ0Lg/видео.html

    • @tessiedoyle
      @tessiedoyle 5 лет назад +9

      MostLikelyMortal I have California lady stuck in my head but w Tom servo’s lyrics 🤣

    • @nonplayerzealot4
      @nonplayerzealot4 5 лет назад +4

      They were the first iteration of Smashing Pumpkins.

    • @indy_go_blue6048
      @indy_go_blue6048 4 года назад +5

      @Ray Riley Underrated criminal band maybe.

  • @InterEDGE
    @InterEDGE 10 лет назад +202

    That scene at the beginning where they try to explain away the "practical joke" was seriously one of the most painful scenes I've ever seen in film. Well, I guess I wouldn't consider this "film", but still... It was painful.

    • @ElvenRaptor
      @ElvenRaptor 10 лет назад +44

      I especially love the fact that they make a big deal out of his "reaction" (read: non-reaction).

    • @InterEDGE
      @InterEDGE 9 лет назад +45

      I like how Paul just stares blankly and unamused at them while they explain it, seemingly implying "yep, your joke was bad, and you should feel bad", which is almost funny because that is what I would probably do in real life. It stops short of being funny when I realize it is because the actor just can't act. lol

    • @GrixieKong
      @GrixieKong 9 лет назад +39

      It's not as awkward as when the girl comes home with him (beautiful Antiseptic Manor - good thing his MOTHER is out of town) and they just shuffle around silently and don't make eye contact.

    • @takeadayofff
      @takeadayofff 5 лет назад +4

      It only matters that you enjoyed it.

    • @margotvirzana9943
      @margotvirzana9943 4 года назад +7

      Nothing says “im attracted to you.” Like endlessly explaining away a practical joke

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 2 года назад +25

    Sighing and muttering ‘onions…’ became a running MST3K gag

  • @AmbivalCelestus
    @AmbivalCelestus 12 лет назад +42

    I still crack up every time I hear "We'll let you in on your illness THIS TIME."

  • @daffyphack
    @daffyphack 9 лет назад +32

    Gotta say, no matter how long ago it was, it still hurts to think about the wasted potential of The Band The Played California Lady.

  • @ANGMEM1
    @ANGMEM1 9 лет назад +63

    "I forced my skull right through my face and refused to wash my stringy haaaaaairrrrr!" Hilarious!

    • @tessiedoyle
      @tessiedoyle 5 лет назад +3

      ANGMEM1 I hear that line in my head at random times throughout my day 😝

    • @angelsaltamontes7336
      @angelsaltamontes7336 4 года назад

      I tucked my hair up under my hate & i went in to ask THEM "Why"?
      -----Never saw my hair again, afterward.

    • @carlycaye90
      @carlycaye90 6 месяцев назад +1

      forced my skull right thru my face~~~~❤

  • @chieromancer
    @chieromancer 6 лет назад +32

    The California Lady Behind the Music riff had me in tears.

  • @deivi1
    @deivi1 6 лет назад +49

    *thunder crash*
    Crow: 'STOP TALKING JOHNNY LONGBOW'

  • @ChroniclersCompanyPics
    @ChroniclersCompanyPics 12 лет назад +33

    "We can't afford to take any chances." - Johnny
    "We can't afford a boom mic." - Mike

  • @fourcrippledhorses
    @fourcrippledhorses 10 лет назад +124

    Paul, you is moonbeast!

  • @makim-k5850
    @makim-k5850 5 лет назад +21

    "Don't touch it! I'll do that"
    The words every guy wants to hear.

  • @MrBuch169169
    @MrBuch169169 12 лет назад +76

    "It stars nobody and features nothing." Sums it up.

  • @robofistsrevenge3288
    @robofistsrevenge3288 6 лет назад +142

    "It stars nobody and features nothing. I hope you gag on it."

    • @julianperry4242
      @julianperry4242 4 года назад

      At what time does he say that? Can you time stamp it?

    • @daffers2345
      @daffers2345 4 года назад +4

      @@julianperry4242 Pearl says it at 3:30

    • @mikespearman1414
      @mikespearman1414 3 года назад +2

      One of Pearl's best throwaway oneliners.

  • @teresapflaumer5717
    @teresapflaumer5717 Год назад +21

    I love the "California Lady" song, the best in MST3K.

    • @brianmatt4822
      @brianmatt4822 7 месяцев назад

      Not "Loving Love is Love..... cuz it's Love-" etc DrMad Scientess , Pearl Forrester& Bloodless Bald?

    • @carlycaye90
      @carlycaye90 6 месяцев назад +2

      I forced my skull right thru my face~

  • @DecadeTheKarateBugman
    @DecadeTheKarateBugman 4 года назад +16

    There's so much resignation in his voice after he mentions the onions.

  • @Tustin2121
    @Tustin2121 4 года назад +26

    She reacts more viscerally to him casually saying “moon rock” than she does by being bowled over by said flaming rock falling from the sky and hitting them. Also a rock that big would have left a crater and/or killed the guy instead of simply giving him a minor scratch on his head...

    • @amandabourke796
      @amandabourke796 2 года назад

      And when he tells her the lizards name, she says "Ty!" With such disgust it's like she's going to barf!

  • @dingusspuckler
    @dingusspuckler 2 года назад +36

    I saw The Band That Played California Lady in L.A. in ‘86 co-headlining with Nat King Cole and Slayer. The friendly lookin’ backup singer, apparently in the throes of mescaline withdrawal, attacked Slayer’s drummer with a tambourine.

    • @pockypurse
      @pockypurse Год назад +15

      At least he didn't have a gi-tar in his haᵃaᵃnd

    • @Vaseholly
      @Vaseholly Год назад +16

      He was strung out on corn, chicken, onions, beans....

  • @northoftherockies
    @northoftherockies 6 лет назад +51

    20:17 "I think you spend a lot of your life being lonely."
    No, I got my RUclips comments.

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 5 лет назад +7

      Down here there's plenty of chicken, corn, green peppers, chili...hhhhhonions....

    • @tonyromano6220
      @tonyromano6220 4 года назад +2

      NPCO Wokeness Protocol Droid 😂

  • @ph13rwun
    @ph13rwun 11 лет назад +41

    It takes a lot of different and wonderful elements to make a great MST3K episode. Such as corn, green peppers, chicken, *sigh* onions.

  • @SteelyBud
    @SteelyBud 11 лет назад +31

    I know it's kinda frowned upon by some Misties if your favorite episode is from this late in the series, but...this is my favorite episode. Put that stew in your bowl and sip on it.

    • @metelluscimber
      @metelluscimber 2 года назад +10

      Not frowned upon by me! I loved MST3K since the Joel days, and season 10 is the strongest by far in my opinion. I don't care for the newer ones with Jonah though.

    • @troubadour723
      @troubadour723 Год назад +2

      What's in the stew?

    • @maxell149
      @maxell149 Год назад +2

      @@troubadour723 Onions.....

    • @Vaseholly
      @Vaseholly Год назад

      We are not collectively called “Misties” 🎬🤦‍♀️

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 Год назад +6

      Honestly the Pearl seasons are my favourite, I find her trio with Bobo and Brain Guy infinitely more interesting that Dr Forrester, Earhart and TV’s Frank

  • @jstaversky
    @jstaversky 7 лет назад +178

    I learned "California Lady" for my solo acoustic show... no one has gotten the joke yet!!!!

    • @MkeKen67
      @MkeKen67 5 лет назад +18

      @Mikey Meatball - "You Castleton snob!"

    • @biglangly
      @biglangly 5 лет назад +33

      I find the best jokes in life are the ones that only I laugh at

    • @chinatype2bassrocker809
      @chinatype2bassrocker809 5 лет назад +13

      I gave up learning the bass line, too complicated.

    • @locke103
      @locke103 5 лет назад +5

      it would have gone over my head, to be honest. this is my first time seeing this episode.

    • @daughterofolaf
      @daughterofolaf 5 лет назад +10

      Are you married? 😻

  • @jasondulin7376
    @jasondulin7376 3 года назад +24

    I love that Johnny Longbow knows to go back to the museum with a lead lined glove to test a theory. He walks closer to the meteorite and says "It should happen just.... about..... here..... zap!" But when asked what that was he says "I don't know."
    Great writing!

  • @MiqelDotCom
    @MiqelDotCom 4 года назад +155

    Now it's 2020 and describing your place as Antiseptic Manor is a legit dating advantage!

    • @rjd_frostcor3
      @rjd_frostcor3 2 года назад +4

      I would, but the place was already nicknamed 'Anti-social Manor' back in middle school.

    • @jamesross669
      @jamesross669 2 года назад +1

      No maggot farm?

    • @DiggitySlice
      @DiggitySlice Год назад +4

      I wouldn't date someone that think that's a positive

  • @GoblinXXX
    @GoblinXXX 13 лет назад +22

    "Mike, Crow, Snack..."

  • @jrny20
    @jrny20 8 лет назад +177

    I have an idea for a movie...Paul the Moon Beast vs Paul the Warwelf.

    • @northoftherockies
      @northoftherockies 8 лет назад +8

      Moon Beats*

    • @mayhaps1
      @mayhaps1 8 лет назад +11

      +jrny20 vs that it lives by night guy

    • @spinlok3943
      @spinlok3943 8 лет назад +23

      What's funny is that they both have girlfriends that can't act for shit.

    • @nicholasmoose6574
      @nicholasmoose6574 7 лет назад +24

      Make it a three-way with Paul from the Projected Man. Though to be able to afford that much star power we'll surely need a grant from Lembeck!

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 7 лет назад +15

      Moonbeast would win he has the power of corn, chicken, green peppers, onions...

  • @lookawaygrstay9357
    @lookawaygrstay9357 5 лет назад +31

    Where the hell do these people live that there’s a full moon six times a month?

    • @crazyfvck
      @crazyfvck 4 года назад +6

      @Lookaway GRstay Must be the same place where Paul from "Werewolf" lives :P

    • @davidschwartz6380
      @davidschwartz6380 3 года назад +1

      howblong does a full moon cycle last...a few days?

    • @TerrenceNowicki
      @TerrenceNowicki 3 года назад +6

      ​@@crazyfvck They could start a "guys named Paul who began to routinely lycanthropize because of a cut they received on their head" club.

    • @MkeKen67
      @MkeKen67 2 года назад +3

      @@crazyfvck - Don't you mean "Wurwilf"?

    • @rushifellpainting4631
      @rushifellpainting4631 2 года назад +1

      @@MkeKen67 Absolutely fascinating...

  • @xJustDontBiteItx
    @xJustDontBiteItx 8 лет назад +63

    So, these idiots pull a moronic "prank" on Shirtless Guy, then spend the next few minutes explaining to Shirtless Guy the motive, setup, execution, and aftermath of the not-prank in every possible leave-no-stone-unturned detail. Man, that's a head scratcher...

    • @DiggitySlice
      @DiggitySlice 7 лет назад +9

      SHIRTLESS GUY IS NOT SHIRTLESS GUY ANYMORE

    • @MkeKen67
      @MkeKen67 6 лет назад +10

      It is, however, the perfect kind of scene for MST3K riffing.

    • @escalatingbarbarism5096
      @escalatingbarbarism5096 5 лет назад +9

      They also say "I'm afraid," as filler to the dialogue about 10 fucking times in that scene. It's mind boggling that anyone in the 70s could've been high enough to think that was okay.

    • @takeadayofff
      @takeadayofff 5 лет назад +11

      ^ They were truthfully afraid because the director held them hostage to prevent them from breaking contract and leaving the set.

  • @lferrington
    @lferrington 10 лет назад +72

    "I call it Antiseptic Manor."

    • @vonzigle
      @vonzigle 9 лет назад +13

      Yeah, he has dozens, no HUNDREDS of antiseptics!😃

    • @MiqelDotCom
      @MiqelDotCom 5 лет назад +3

      That one makes me laugh Every.Friggin.Time.

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 5 лет назад

      @@vonzigle He says ANAseptics, that's the joke little man

    • @angelsaltamontes7336
      @angelsaltamontes7336 4 года назад

      My buddy Dr. Feelgood has a condo in Bedside Manor. His studio has a revolving door.

  • @paints_his_shirt_red
    @paints_his_shirt_red 2 года назад +18

    As an Albuquerque archaeologist and MST3K freak, this is my favorite episode. Was expecting a Rubin Kincaid reference when the cop appeared.

    • @guidadiehl9176
      @guidadiehl9176 2 года назад +1

      Ever been hit on the head with any moon rocks, Tod?

  • @leijen208
    @leijen208 7 лет назад +22

    I love how they keep harping on the concept that these people have only known each other less than a week...and they love each other. Oh boy
    "The End..might I suggest" So many good zingers in this episode.

  • @jedsall00
    @jedsall00 7 лет назад +23

    If Paul calls me in the middle of the night...., I'll roll over and say "what?"

  • @AJF786
    @AJF786 10 лет назад +213

    I always liked how Kathy just sort of makes herself his girlfriend.

    • @HueyRocks23
      @HueyRocks23 4 года назад +36

      He does have all kinds of antiseptic in his medicine cabinet at his place.

    • @daughterofolaf
      @daughterofolaf 4 года назад +22

      Yes, she basically does that from the moment they meet. 🤣 It’s a strategy I guess. It seemed to work out for her. Well, until he turned into a lizard and died anyway.

    • @BlackAdam1231
      @BlackAdam1231 4 года назад +6

      Hylian Fox Kathy gives desperation that’s Laverne and Shirleyesque about her need for Paul

    • @notinspectorgadget
      @notinspectorgadget 4 года назад +12

      @@HueyRocks23 dozens no, HUNDREDS of antiseptics!

    • @orleansartist6095
      @orleansartist6095 4 года назад +9

      @@BlackAdam1231 this sentences makes my teeth hurt.

  • @icegiant1000
    @icegiant1000 5 лет назад +15

    STOP TALKING JOHNNY LONGBOW!!! My favorite line in the whole movie.

  • @bobjoe1593
    @bobjoe1593 6 лет назад +12

    It's like you can feel his shame (and see a slight glimpse of distant sadness on his face) in having to say 'That's why so many tribes in this area, have... legends about lizards'... really terrifying and tragic more than funny

  • @juggalorog
    @juggalorog 10 лет назад +65

    I remember camping out overnight to be the first in line to get tickets to see The Band That Played California Lady only to discover, when the ticket office opened, that it was the band that played California Girls instead. What a bummer.

    • @indy_go_blue6048
      @indy_go_blue6048 4 года назад +5

      Did you get a refund? I'd be totally pissed if I ended up seeing the Beach Boys instead of the Band that Played California Lady.

  • @jackattack17
    @jackattack17 6 лет назад +39

    28:38
    Mike “He sure gave that lizard a lot of head room”.
    Crow “Maybe he has a trampoline in there”.
    I’ll never get that hilarious image out of my head.

    • @maryspangler7368
      @maryspangler7368 2 года назад +3

      Its actually nice as too often reptiles arent given enough space in livi ng quarters

  • @dndboy13
    @dndboy13 6 лет назад +19

    Johnny Longbow: "Thats his Indian name, it means Bow that Reaches Long to Its Mark"
    But you just said what it means.
    Long Bow

  • @samtuttle6455
    @samtuttle6455 10 лет назад +56

    Best line. "Let's celebrate by littering!"

  • @Diamhea
    @Diamhea 9 лет назад +58

    17:06 It's that tissue I just threw. Hi, tissue!

  • @Adamguy2003
    @Adamguy2003 5 лет назад +40

    Johnny Longbow is one of my favorite characters in an MST3K movie!
    About the only ones better than him are Torgo, Dave Ryder (Aka the man of a hundred manly nicknames), and an ensemble award for everyone in 'The Final Sacrifice' (Yeah, Rowsdower sticks out as the crowd favorite in that film, but every other character in it got a lot off laughs, too)!

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 4 года назад +6

      I love how dramatically he delivers all his lines
      "A lizard... that walked... LIKE A MAN!"

    • @carsonheschle642
      @carsonheschle642 3 года назад +4

      I agree!! Hahaha Although the midget from Outlaw of Gor also makes my list, as well as the crotchety shopkeeper from Brute Man 😂😂👌🏻👌🏻 so many good characters ah!!

    • @andrewfrankovic6821
      @andrewfrankovic6821 2 года назад +1

      Now I'm wondering iF there are any characters that don't create some sort of bot-tension.

    • @dynostretch9215
      @dynostretch9215 Год назад +2

      Zap Rowsdower is the Canadian Chuck Norris.

  • @SigEpBlue
    @SigEpBlue 9 лет назад +91

    For those, um, curious: the fish-lip guy who sings California Lady, Frank Larrabee, now works for the Appaloosa Horse Club on the Board of Directors in Corrales, NM, according to IMDb. No idea what happened to the Eskimo or the backup singer, though.

    • @ralicea4291
      @ralicea4291 4 года назад +10

      I bet he just LOOOOVES being asked about this movie. Assuming anyone ever does.

    • @AhNee
      @AhNee 4 года назад +6

      The "e" word is considered a slur, BTW.

    • @idunbeezasmart1
      @idunbeezasmart1 4 года назад +14

      @@AhNee "E" word? You mean Eskimo? I didn't know Eskimo was a slur. I should probably consider curbing how much I say Eskimo from now on. Thank you for policing my speech, bro. I would never have known that Eskimo would upset Eskimos so much when spoken by someone who isn't Eskimo. Then again, maybe Eskimos are upset when anyone says Eskimo, whether they are non-Eskimos or Eskimos, it's hard to say since you failed to explain the who can actually say Eskimo. Just to be safe, I vow I will never say Eskimo again in this reply.

    • @angelsaltamontes7336
      @angelsaltamontes7336 4 года назад +4

      The producers of ANOTHER MST3K gem, "The Incredible Melting Man" (MST3K 704) wanted the Eskimo for a REALLY COOL role but they couldn't find him. Seemed like he melted away.

    • @angelsaltamontes7336
      @angelsaltamontes7336 4 года назад +6

      ("the "e-word" a slur..."). Well, BOOhoo! Put some ice on it, honey, then call someone that cares. GEEEEEEEEEZ: libturds are ALWAYS in there to stop ANYBODY from even having a damn smile!
      -----My friend Chilly Willy won't speak to you. That's what HE thinks of that jazz about "the e-word". Here's an e-word for ya: EXIT. If you don't like something, take your Virtue elsewhere. Which is ANOTHER "e-word'. Don't snow on other people's parade. Mush!!!

  • @Wyrmwould
    @Wyrmwould 12 лет назад +60

    Everytime I watch a MST3K episode, I always think to myself: "Somebody somewhere paid to see this."

    • @Vaseholly
      @Vaseholly Год назад +1

      I wonder how so many bad movies got paid to be made

    • @smhdpt12
      @smhdpt12 Год назад

      The Wikipedia says it went straight to TV

    • @teresas8173
      @teresas8173 Год назад +1

      Many were box office bombs or went straight to tv. Apparently there are a lot of people willing to put money up front to have a movie made, no matter how bad. If they can do it for a cheap as possible, they hope to make a few $$. People will watch anything.

  • @emmyarellano3704
    @emmyarellano3704 4 года назад +7

    That "Behind the Music" skit featuring the band that played California Lady gets me rollin' every time!😄

  • @elizabethhollins5988
    @elizabethhollins5988 5 лет назад +13

    "Mike, Crow, snack"
    Perfect!

  • @analogkid01
    @analogkid01  11 лет назад +152

    The native tribes in the area have a legend about how good this episode is.

    • @AdamWestish
      @AdamWestish 3 года назад +13

      The stories are told with their traditional stainless steel ceremonial masks, riveted with farm to table reservation handcrafted titanium and reinforced aluminium alloy.

    • @yellowlantern
      @yellowlantern 3 года назад +11

      So they called it maize.

    • @ryanschmitt5874
      @ryanschmitt5874 3 года назад +8

      I live in Albuquerque, and this episode certainly resonates with me in a certain way. The amount of mountain detail he went into about the stew is perfect

    • @88wildcat
      @88wildcat 3 года назад +13

      I believe the Navajo translation of the film title means Movie That Makes You Poke Out Your Eyes With Stick.

  • @SteelyBud
    @SteelyBud 9 лет назад +47

    I read that Cathy's "PAUL!" was listed #87 on AFI's 100 Greatest Movie Quotes.

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 9 лет назад +11

      Captain Bud Sturguess And then Paul turned into a lizard warwilf.

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 4 года назад +1

      Is that in front of, or behind, the chick in WEREWOLF saying, "Paul!"

    • @dlxmarks
      @dlxmarks 3 года назад +1

      I've seen nearly all of MST3K but Leigh Drake as Kathy gets my vote as worst main cast actor ever. 1:19:50 She stretches "Paul" into three syllables.

  • @TimmmTim
    @TimmmTim 8 лет назад +70

    "Oh no, don't touch it, let me do that." "Words every guy wants to hear." --- Origins of Thats what she said.

    • @victoryismine9873
      @victoryismine9873 8 лет назад +8

      OH MY GOD! YOU'RE RIGHT! :o

    • @daughterofolaf
      @daughterofolaf 6 лет назад +1

      Not really.

    • @dsprocks
      @dsprocks 5 лет назад +2

      Hard to tell the origins of many jokes. Everybody talks about deadpool breaking the forth wall like it's something new, but Popeye had bits that broke the fourth wall, they've been doing that since the start of animation. It was actually pretty common in Merry Melodies cartoons for characters to speak directly to the audience and things like that.
      @@daughterofolaf

    • @takeadayofff
      @takeadayofff 5 лет назад +2

      I think that's what she actually said.

    • @daughterofolaf
      @daughterofolaf 4 года назад

      Black Tiger Sure, but literally, 100% fact this is not where “that’s what she said” originated. That’s all I’m saying. :P
      I didn’t know anyone thought Deadpool breaking the fourth wall was a big deal or new. Must be kids who haven’t seen many movies in their lives yet.

  • @matthewoleary3096
    @matthewoleary3096 10 лет назад +51

    "He's promised us an authentic Indian supper."
    Like lamb vindaloo or palek paneer?

    • @DiggitySlice
      @DiggitySlice 7 лет назад +14

      I like how he just made a typical southwest stew and it's supposed to pass as some great native delicacy.

    • @Azmina_the_warlock
      @Azmina_the_warlock 6 лет назад

      DiggitySlice 3

    • @ProjectFlashlight612
      @ProjectFlashlight612 5 лет назад +2

      Now I want a chicken Korma

    • @nickstav08
      @nickstav08 5 лет назад +1

      @@ProjectFlashlight612 same i wanna make curry

    • @weiminacity1406
      @weiminacity1406 5 лет назад +3

      He ends the line with “...from a can.” in a deleted scene from the special beta edition.

  • @theOstenHugo
    @theOstenHugo 5 лет назад +35

    “i’m sorry i guess i just blacked out!”
    “excuse me, you mean you African American’d out..”
    🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @utoobuser101
    @utoobuser101 11 лет назад +27

    "only if you stop explaining it"

  • @hodgepodgebuhgodge3739
    @hodgepodgebuhgodge3739 6 лет назад +17

    When I die, I think the thing I'll miss most is Johnny's stew. Made with chicken, corn, green peppers, chili, ..onions,*sigh*

  • @Auteckre
    @Auteckre 8 месяцев назад +5

    “I won’t use the shot; that’s a promise. Am I forgiven?”
    Crow: Only if you stop explaining it!

  • @japhyguz9178
    @japhyguz9178 6 лет назад +12

    "Here is one of the tiny men who operate the dials on your stove"..... lol

  • @TreehuggerStacyify
    @TreehuggerStacyify 12 лет назад +13

    I have to say that the chick who locks her drunk husband outside at 31:20- HER scene, her part, was by far the only one that contained any believable acting. XD

  • @brucedunkle9136
    @brucedunkle9136 5 лет назад +10

    Paul: "You can see quite a distance up here, although we've got a lot more air pollution than we used to."
    Mike: "Since we ate Johnny's stew..."

  • @williamfarlow2442
    @williamfarlow2442 Год назад +13

    The two leads are like aliens acting out a "Human Mating Scenario".

    • @charlieb1575
      @charlieb1575 11 месяцев назад +3

      Brilliant way of putting it. It's so strange the way they act, and I've seen characters fall in 'love' with no chemistry, but these two have negative chemistry.

  • @crazyfvck
    @crazyfvck 9 лет назад +44

    "NOT HIS PLACE! FORNICATORS!" lol :D

  • @SteelyBud
    @SteelyBud 10 лет назад +15

    When Kathy says "I borrowed Bud's car," and Mike says "Well found out who Bud is and return it." ...Bud was one of the pullers of the ineffectual prank at the beginning. The bird call guy. "Butt Healer." (That's why I don't tell elderly people my first name - they usually can't hear and think I'm saying Butt.)
    ...what? As a guy named Bud, I'm on top of these things! Like the joke during the opening credits of "Outlaw of Gor"...that one hurt. =(

    • @svankmaj
      @svankmaj 10 лет назад +6

      Yep, I caught that, too. But I still think Butt and Bud were two different people in the movie. LOL i'm just glad that this is one of the very VERY few "Now what?" movies that I enjoy (a movie that ends with me saying "Now what?" and usually feeling unfulfilled. LOL ). Sorry for all those Bud/Butt jokes that strike hard! *hugs comfortingly*

  • @diesweetprince
    @diesweetprince 7 лет назад +39

    corn, chicken, chili, green peppers.....hhhhunions

  • @sydneyslaughter7163
    @sydneyslaughter7163 6 лет назад +13

    If Blondie really loved him and understood what he was trying to do, she would've bashed his head in with a rock as soon as she found him.

  • @JesterNil
    @JesterNil 9 лет назад +61

    Rip in peace The Band That Played California Lady.

  • @kev3d
    @kev3d 5 лет назад +10

    "Rhyming words I cannot touch...like purple and orange!"

  • @Pentarax
    @Pentarax 6 лет назад +19

    Fun fact; this movie was written by Bill Finger.
    Yes, THAT Bill Finger.

    • @myname6482
      @myname6482 5 лет назад +7

      The TRUE creater of Batman

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 4 года назад +4

      That's why I had to bring you here Johnny.

    • @jonahfalcon1970
      @jonahfalcon1970 3 года назад +1

      Because he was broke, and desperately needed the money, thanks to the lack of any royalties.

    • @Starman256
      @Starman256 3 месяца назад

      Kid named finger