This show is always such a comfort, especially in fall and winter. I like to cozy up with a blanket, my cat, some corn, green pepper, chicken, [sigh] onions...
This is among my favorite episodes. As well as Pumaman.....Space Mutiny.....Future War.....Warrior of the Lost World.....Laserblast.....The Final Sacrifice.....(sigh) Manos.....
@@ElMattoGrande Yeah, I'm the same. I actually don't like many of the episodes most Misties rank as the best because the movies aren't enjoyable - Pumaman and Space Mutiny, for example, are just so crap as films I can't get through them, even with Mike and the bots.
Agreed. I went to visit a friend in California for a week a couple years ago, and I referenced that so much that I ended up having to show her the sketch.
I couldn't agree more. I even recall thinking it was pretty damn funny as a child when I first saw it on tv back in the '90s.. so much so, that while I couldn't remember which episode it came from, or even "California lady" until I saw this on here a few years back, it still remained one of the most prominent mst3k memories in my head, the last 20+ years. Seeing it again a few years back/yet again, today... holy shit, it legit had me dying. Whenever they go off on some weird behind the scenes / prologue type shit, it is always hilarious
The group is Frank Larrabee and his band. According to Wikipedia he was coerced into playing it in the movie. The scene was shot at the Albuquerque Ramada Inn.
I wanted the real name so badly so thanx. Poor Mike having to keep saying," the band that sang California Lady.." was funny, but tedious, so thanx. How you got that info- & what did happen to them? - bb
Unnecessary, but could it be - Crow will never know the touch of a woman...man... whatever he wants- cuz he's a 'Bot ? Except for getting greased up by Mike the time they sent him to deep 13 to "escape" ? Gotta wonder what's in that mad lacrosse- Bot ! - bot's head ...- bb
19:04 ...”should I leave the bike running so I can take you right home afterwards?” ...watched this episode AT LEAST 10 times and never caught this one until now.... this is why mst3k just never gets old to me...always catch something new...love it!!!
I'd just like to point out that the pet lizard in this movie has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING EVER AT ALL. It gets its own introductory scene, with commentary and foreshadowing from the main characters, then disappears from the film shortly after, never to become relevant again. Top notch writing here folks.
Maybe it’s supposed to be a red herring? Like we’re supposed to think there’s a chance it actually broke out if it’s cage and killed that guy? Maybe that’s giving the writers too much credit
I love the way the dialog is delivered through out this whole thing. It's like they're reading off of cue cards in the distance and have to keep pausing because they can't quite read what it says.
The first time I saw this episode, I immediately knew it was going to be the clip for the stinger. A distant second choice would be the stew ingredient list.
Monsoon Harvard ("Many great riffs. Too many to mention.")---So don't mention 'em. Zip. Dummy up. Make like a clam, bear with it, the bear eats the clam. Capisce?
I love that Johnny Longbow knows to go back to the museum with a lead lined glove to test a theory. He walks closer to the meteorite and says "It should happen just.... about..... here..... zap!" But when asked what that was he says "I don't know." Great writing!
I have seen this episode probably 50+ times, but it just occurred to me that TWO moon rocks hitting TWO different people in the head 400 years apart but on the same tribe’s land is probably THE most unlikely thing to have ever happened
28:38 Mike “He sure gave that lizard a lot of head room”. Crow “Maybe he has a trampoline in there”. I’ll never get that hilarious image out of my head.
That scene at the beginning where they try to explain away the "practical joke" was seriously one of the most painful scenes I've ever seen in film. Well, I guess I wouldn't consider this "film", but still... It was painful.
I like how Paul just stares blankly and unamused at them while they explain it, seemingly implying "yep, your joke was bad, and you should feel bad", which is almost funny because that is what I would probably do in real life. It stops short of being funny when I realize it is because the actor just can't act. lol
It's not as awkward as when the girl comes home with him (beautiful Antiseptic Manor - good thing his MOTHER is out of town) and they just shuffle around silently and don't make eye contact.
track of the moon beast unaltered is considered a sedative too potent for general consumer distribution. They had to put something in it to counter that effect or they wouldn’t be allowed to make the episode.
Cathy speaks every line like it was typed on the back of a cereal box, and the dialogue between her and Paul is like the director took one movie whose male lead was named Paul, and a different movie whose female lead was named Cathy, and shuffled those characters’ lines together.
They was no chemistry … I don’t like to be so critical, but their acting was really bad. As Tom stated Seth Thomas was the best actor in the film. She wore some cute outfits though. And it seemed like Paul was dubbed?
I love how they keep harping on the concept that these people have only known each other less than a week...and they love each other. Oh boy "The End..might I suggest" So many good zingers in this episode.
Hey man somebody has to find those fluorite deposits, how else would they ever POISON OUR MINDS WITH FLUORIDE IN THE WATER if they didn't have mineralogists finding them those sweet precious deposits? @Sean Roy
For those, um, curious: the fish-lip guy who sings California Lady, Frank Larrabee, now works for the Appaloosa Horse Club on the Board of Directors in Corrales, NM, according to IMDb. No idea what happened to the Eskimo or the backup singer, though.
@@AhNee "E" word? You mean Eskimo? I didn't know Eskimo was a slur. I should probably consider curbing how much I say Eskimo from now on. Thank you for policing my speech, bro. I would never have known that Eskimo would upset Eskimos so much when spoken by someone who isn't Eskimo. Then again, maybe Eskimos are upset when anyone says Eskimo, whether they are non-Eskimos or Eskimos, it's hard to say since you failed to explain the who can actually say Eskimo. Just to be safe, I vow I will never say Eskimo again in this reply.
The producers of ANOTHER MST3K gem, "The Incredible Melting Man" (MST3K 704) wanted the Eskimo for a REALLY COOL role but they couldn't find him. Seemed like he melted away.
("the "e-word" a slur..."). Well, BOOhoo! Put some ice on it, honey, then call someone that cares. GEEEEEEEEEZ: libturds are ALWAYS in there to stop ANYBODY from even having a damn smile! -----My friend Chilly Willy won't speak to you. That's what HE thinks of that jazz about "the e-word". Here's an e-word for ya: EXIT. If you don't like something, take your Virtue elsewhere. Which is ANOTHER "e-word'. Don't snow on other people's parade. Mush!!!
It's like you can feel his shame (and see a slight glimpse of distant sadness on his face) in having to say 'That's why so many tribes in this area, have... legends about lizards'... really terrifying and tragic more than funny
She says, upon seeing Ty the lizard, “It’s us I’m really worried about.”. Lady, you’ve been together less than a day. It might’ve played better if they were high school sweethearts who went to different colleges or something.
Many were box office bombs or went straight to tv. Apparently there are a lot of people willing to put money up front to have a movie made, no matter how bad. If they can do it for a cheap as possible, they hope to make a few $$. People will watch anything.
I saw The Band That Played California Lady in L.A. in ‘86 co-headlining with Nat King Cole and Slayer. The friendly lookin’ backup singer, apparently in the throes of mescaline withdrawal, attacked Slayer’s drummer with a tambourine.
I know it's kinda frowned upon by some Misties if your favorite episode is from this late in the series, but...this is my favorite episode. Put that stew in your bowl and sip on it.
Not frowned upon by me! I loved MST3K since the Joel days, and season 10 is the strongest by far in my opinion. I don't care for the newer ones with Jonah though.
Honestly the Pearl seasons are my favourite, I find her trio with Bobo and Brain Guy infinitely more interesting that Dr Forrester, Earhart and TV’s Frank
She reacts more viscerally to him casually saying “moon rock” than she does by being bowled over by said flaming rock falling from the sky and hitting them. Also a rock that big would have left a crater and/or killed the guy instead of simply giving him a minor scratch on his head...
22:28 this was absolutely hilarious 😆 - when I was younger I used to not pay attention to their skits when these were on Comedy Central or sci-fi (I forget which) but now that I’m old as hell I realize how funny they were. Also I love how these were made at the beginning of the Internet and the jokes were current to the time. Actress says “I think you lived a lonely life” - “oh I have my chat rooms” ❤😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was watching some docu where the announcer sounded just like Mike in his "documentary" and tried to explain that to my wife. So tonight I'm rewatching this and I'm going to play Mike's bit but I can't remember what the original docu is. Too much dope as a youngster, lol. UPDATE: I found it! If anyone cares to hear. ruclips.net/video/7FMKPBGQ0Lg/видео.html
Yes, she basically does that from the moment they meet. 🤣 It’s a strategy I guess. It seemed to work out for her. Well, until he turned into a lizard and died anyway.
The stories are told with their traditional stainless steel ceremonial masks, riveted with farm to table reservation handcrafted titanium and reinforced aluminium alloy.
I live in Albuquerque, and this episode certainly resonates with me in a certain way. The amount of mountain detail he went into about the stew is perfect
Johnny Longbow is one of my favorite characters in an MST3K movie! About the only ones better than him are Torgo, Dave Ryder (Aka the man of a hundred manly nicknames), and an ensemble award for everyone in 'The Final Sacrifice' (Yeah, Rowsdower sticks out as the crowd favorite in that film, but every other character in it got a lot off laughs, too)!
I agree!! Hahaha Although the midget from Outlaw of Gor also makes my list, as well as the crotchety shopkeeper from Brute Man 😂😂👌🏻👌🏻 so many good characters ah!!
One of my favorite moments in this movie is when the young graduate student -- who's been _spending time in the desert with her professor_ -- is startled and baffled by the sight of a lizard darting across the ground (12:42). I wonder if they cut out the scene where she asks what the stuff under her feet is -- "It's kind of like dirt, only it's really gritty."
Came back to this episode to pay respects to Bill Finger, writer of this film and the wrongfully long uncredited co-creator of Batman (yes, really). Thank you Bill, whether your finest or worst, your work was always wildly entertaining.
Hard to tell the origins of many jokes. Everybody talks about deadpool breaking the forth wall like it's something new, but Popeye had bits that broke the fourth wall, they've been doing that since the start of animation. It was actually pretty common in Merry Melodies cartoons for characters to speak directly to the audience and things like that. @@FreshSpecimens
Black Tiger Sure, but literally, 100% fact this is not where “that’s what she said” originated. That’s all I’m saying. :P I didn’t know anyone thought Deadpool breaking the fourth wall was a big deal or new. Must be kids who haven’t seen many movies in their lives yet.
I remember camping out overnight to be the first in line to get tickets to see The Band That Played California Lady only to discover, when the ticket office opened, that it was the band that played California Girls instead. What a bummer.
You know, Analogkid01, you've helped me go to sleep for at least 6 years or so by providing my Mike MST3K episodes and I had avoided subscribing or commenting thinking the video would be taken down if I drew attention to it. I feel confident that I can watch Track of the Moon beast any night I want and I subscribed, liked and commented. Thanks for the uploads, I'll be on tomorrow!
Brilliant way of putting it. It's so strange the way they act, and I've seen characters fall in 'love' with no chemistry, but these two have negative chemistry.
I have to say that the chick who locks her drunk husband outside at 31:20- HER scene, her part, was by far the only one that contained any believable acting. XD
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This show is always such a comfort, especially in fall and winter. I like to cozy up with a blanket, my cat, some corn, green pepper, chicken, [sigh] onions...
Green peppers, chicken, onions and robotic bubble gum machine! Ahhhh the memories!
Taking a dump the morning after watching this show which came with chicken wings and beer is always the best way to start the week.
@@Filthy_Larry good point!
Do you put rattlesnake and Velveeta in yours?
@@justincicconi759 who doesn’t!
As an Albuquerque native, I can confirm that all of our food contains chicken, corn, green peppers, chile, _sigh_ onions...
Hair…
And as a once Albuquerque native, we all didn’t want to go to the Sandias and delete ourselves 😁
Rattlesnake… velveeta
This movie has everything! Action, romance, science fiction, chicken, corn, green peppers, chili (sigh) onions....
kev3d - brilliant lead in .
cracking up all over again XD
hair?
Rattlesnake, Velveeta...
It's an old recipe around here.
LOL :)
This is among my favorite episodes. As well as Pumaman.....Space Mutiny.....Future War.....Warrior of the Lost World.....Laserblast.....The Final Sacrifice.....(sigh) Manos.....
Derek Parent nice Johnny longbow stew call-back
Msties are my favourite people. Comments like this just confirm this
The Incredibly Strange, Creatures, Who Stopped Living, (sigh) And Became, ... Mixed-Up Zombies?
@@0531jos That movie is so awful even the riffing can't save it. It's funny, though, I actually like some of the awful movies they make fun of.
@@ElMattoGrande Yeah, I'm the same. I actually don't like many of the episodes most Misties rank as the best because the movies aren't enjoyable - Pumaman and Space Mutiny, for example, are just so crap as films I can't get through them, even with Mike and the bots.
That Behind The Music: The Band That Played California Lady segment is one of the greatest things they've ever done.
Agreed. I went to visit a friend in California for a week a couple years ago, and I referenced that so much that I ended up having to show her the sketch.
The stage names had me in tears. He just casually calls them the Fish lipped guy and the Eskimo 😂
Lmaoooo “the friendly-looking backup singer”
I couldn't agree more. I even recall thinking it was pretty damn funny as a child when I first saw it on tv back in the '90s.. so much so, that while I couldn't remember which episode it came from, or even "California lady" until I saw this on here a few years back, it still remained one of the most prominent mst3k memories in my head, the last 20+ years. Seeing it again a few years back/yet again, today... holy shit, it legit had me dying. Whenever they go off on some weird behind the scenes / prologue type shit, it is always hilarious
I literally almost peed my pants
The group is Frank Larrabee and his band. According to Wikipedia he was coerced into playing it in the movie. The scene was shot at the Albuquerque Ramada Inn.
Must have been before he slipped deeper into womanizing, alcoholism, tax evasion...
I wanted the real name so badly so thanx. Poor Mike having to keep saying," the band that sang California Lady.." was funny, but tedious, so thanx. How you got that info- & what did happen to them? - bb
Oh no he passed away just a few months ago :(
Ever since I saw this episode, years ago, I have slowly listed stew ingredients anytime someone asks me what's for lunch or dinner.
hahaah! im gunna do that now too, lol. and just when they think im finally done ill pause, and then keep going when they start talking again. XD
@@chemicalwonderland2492 - Don't forget to sigh.
😂😂😂😂
I’m so glad to know my brother and I aren’t the only ones 🤣🤣
If somebody says “hair” during the list you know you met a good person
the amount of humor that it takes to overcome this movie is truly impressive - the director didn't even do a retake when someone coughed LOUDLY
You know you have an amazing movie when the first 15 minutes are credits, explaining a unfunny prank, and listing ingredients in a recipe....all gold
the opening prank just fascinates me. That whole scene is SOOOOOO bizarre
Beware the consequences of rushing the Halloween season.
WHY????😅
Smoothest come-on line ever "I have ALL KINDS of antiseptic back in my medicine cabinet!" Use that one, and you're as good as home free!
Newly relevant in 2020!!
Obviously he needs all the antiseptic for his herpes outbreaks.
Mentioning your collection of skin ointments is also helpful.
As a lady, I can definitively say that line is a panty-dropper.
But "how many times a lady" are you?
;)
"Your place?"
"My place."
"Fine, your place, then."
--lightning flashes--
"NOT HIS PLACE, FORNICATORS!"
Hahaha I got to your comment when that scene happened 🤣🤣
I call it anti-septic manor
Not one but two great “Voice of God” gags in this one! 14:23 - “Stop talking, Johnny Longbone!”
That part made me laugh out loud.😂
😂
Goodness, the two leads have as much chemistry as water mixed with more water.
In a way, they're perfect for each other.
Honestly, the college kids had better chemistry.
@@justincicconi759 even with their brief screen time, they expressed some actual personality … better acting than the romantic leads!
Water isn't bland enough.
"stop touching each other!" I like how Crow genuinely sounds upset by all the unnecessary groping.
@1:10:50: "It DID happen..." Comment: "You just didn't feel it" (lmao)
Much like when Servo says "Oh boy, hunker down..."
Unnecessary, but could it be - Crow will never know the touch of a woman...man... whatever he wants- cuz he's a 'Bot ? Except for getting greased up by Mike the time they sent him to deep 13 to "escape" ? Gotta wonder what's in that mad lacrosse- Bot ! - bot's head ...- bb
He was upset with the underwear showing cut short in The Girl in Gold Boots
@@DerekPower Remember Servo's massive meltdown over Sheila in her underwear? Yikes.
19:04 ...”should I leave the bike running so I can take you right home afterwards?” ...watched this episode AT LEAST 10 times and never caught this one until now.... this is why mst3k just never gets old to me...always catch something new...love it!!!
"I mean, I will be able to consider myself to have gotten lucky, _right?"_
Yes!! Same here! I love how this show makes me crack up even after watching episodes multiple times.
I'd just like to point out that the pet lizard in this movie has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING EVER AT ALL. It gets its own introductory scene, with commentary and foreshadowing from the main characters, then disappears from the film shortly after, never to become relevant again. Top notch writing here folks.
Pet lizard is the real victim here.
Maybe it’s supposed to be a red herring? Like we’re supposed to think there’s a chance it actually broke out if it’s cage and killed that guy? Maybe that’s giving the writers too much credit
Hey the lizard was BUSY! He's got his own life!
The lizard just wanted his SAG card.
It's Dramatic Foreshadowing!
I love the "California Lady" song, the best in MST3K.
Not "Loving Love is Love..... cuz it's Love-" etc DrMad Scientess , Pearl Forrester& Bloodless Bald?
I forced my skull right thru my face~
I love the way the dialog is delivered through out this whole thing. It's like they're reading off of cue cards in the distance and have to keep pausing because they can't quite read what it says.
Best observation!
I. Am. The KENT !!!!
It takes a lot of different and wonderful elements to make a great MST3K episode. Such as corn, green peppers, chicken, *sigh* onions.
"Moon rock? Oh, wow!" always gets me.
I never get tired of hearing Mike's laugh response to that line!
What is "Describe the 70s in four words," Alex?
The first time I saw this episode, I immediately knew it was going to be the clip for the stinger. A distant second choice would be the stew ingredient list.
🎶Your own
personal
moon rock 🎶
@@eonswan _o h w o w_
["It was really hot last night"] "So I killed a tent full of old guys"
Classic Episode. So many great riffs. Too many to mention, really.
Monsoon Harvard ("Many great riffs. Too many to mention.")---So don't mention 'em. Zip. Dummy up. Make like a clam, bear with it, the bear eats the clam. Capisce?
Do you see now why I patrionize you?
@@angelsaltamontes7336 I believe in my 2cd amendment rights to arm and keep bears, got it?
Sighing and muttering ‘onions…’ became a running MST3K gag
I think Mike’s the only person who can make “hey hi tissue!” funny.
“I won’t use the shot; that’s a promise. Am I forgiven?”
Crow: Only if you stop explaining it!
I love that Johnny Longbow knows to go back to the museum with a lead lined glove to test a theory. He walks closer to the meteorite and says "It should happen just.... about..... here..... zap!" But when asked what that was he says "I don't know."
Great writing!
"Let me make up a quick legend about it."
I have seen this episode probably 50+ times, but it just occurred to me that TWO moon rocks hitting TWO different people in the head 400 years apart but on the same tribe’s land is probably THE most unlikely thing to have ever happened
That is unlikely, improbable, implausible… sigh… onions
Improbable, in archeology nothing is impossible 😂😂😂
The Mole People episode
Almost as improbable as a talking lizard and coyote having an existential argument about man's hands. #thehandsoffate
@@ethzero 🤣🤣🤣
Yea. Next to the guy turning into a monster!!!
21:14 The look in the lizard's eye says "Please tell me she isn't moving in with us"
Haha. . .good one.
28:38
Mike “He sure gave that lizard a lot of head room”.
Crow “Maybe he has a trampoline in there”.
I’ll never get that hilarious image out of my head.
Its actually nice as too often reptiles arent given enough space in livi ng quarters
That scene at the beginning where they try to explain away the "practical joke" was seriously one of the most painful scenes I've ever seen in film. Well, I guess I wouldn't consider this "film", but still... It was painful.
I especially love the fact that they make a big deal out of his "reaction" (read: non-reaction).
I like how Paul just stares blankly and unamused at them while they explain it, seemingly implying "yep, your joke was bad, and you should feel bad", which is almost funny because that is what I would probably do in real life. It stops short of being funny when I realize it is because the actor just can't act. lol
It's not as awkward as when the girl comes home with him (beautiful Antiseptic Manor - good thing his MOTHER is out of town) and they just shuffle around silently and don't make eye contact.
It only matters that you enjoyed it.
Nothing says “im attracted to you.” Like endlessly explaining away a practical joke
the fact that this chick got PAID to give this performance drives me insane, lol.
And that anybody thought those outfits she wore looked good...
She got paid in moon rocks and passes to the California Lady band's show though so...
Heh. She's my father's ex wife. Even she knows the movie was bad
I sometimes fall asleep to this episode and forget the “screaming Crow” segment is tacked on at the end till it’s too late
I do the same with "The Leech Woman" and forget Tom's insane "Jeeeeeed!!!" meltdown that wakes me up every time, haha.
track of the moon beast unaltered is considered a sedative too potent for general consumer distribution. They had to put something in it to counter that effect or they wouldn’t be allowed to make the episode.
Screaming TV's Frank at the end of Fire Maidens of Outer Space and Teenage Crimewave haunts my nightmares
That "Behind the Music" skit featuring the band that played California Lady gets me rollin' every time!😄
Cathy speaks every line like it was typed on the back of a cereal box, and the dialogue between her and Paul is like the director took one movie whose male lead was named Paul, and a different movie whose female lead was named Cathy, and shuffled those characters’ lines together.
Dorothy Parker herself would envy your cereal box line
They was no chemistry … I don’t like to be so critical, but their acting was really bad. As Tom stated Seth Thomas was the best actor in the film. She wore some cute outfits though. And it seemed like Paul was dubbed?
Its sad that Bill Finger co-created Batman and then this is the last thing he wrote. What a way to go out.
No way.
@@precoius Yes, as hard to believe as it is. He died in obscurity. He did not get any recognition until years after his death.
it was the stew did him in
I still crack up every time I hear "We'll let you in on your illness THIS TIME."
The California Lady Behind the Music riff had me in tears.
The actor for Johnny Longbow has to do so much heavy lifting, he's the only one that talks like a human
I believe he now has his own cookery show on TV - specialising in stews
@@thedativecase9733 stews that contain many things, chicken, corn, onions, chilli, green peppers…hair
There's so much resignation in his voice after he mentions the onions.
Paul, you is moonbeast!
fourcrippledhorses Obsolutely Fohsenating
Moon beets surely?
@@A-small-amount-of-peas Touché
@@fourcrippledhorses 😂
"Don't touch it! I'll do that"
The words every guy wants to hear.
"It stars nobody and features nothing." Sums it up.
Gotta say, no matter how long ago it was, it still hurts to think about the wasted potential of The Band The Played California Lady.
STOP TALKING JOHNNY LONGBOW!!! My favorite line in the whole movie.
To this day I'm still working on not rushing the Halloween season.
"We can't afford to take any chances." - Johnny
"We can't afford a boom mic." - Mike
"It stars nobody and features nothing. I hope you gag on it."
At what time does he say that? Can you time stamp it?
@@julianperry4242 Pearl says it at 3:30
One of Pearl's best throwaway oneliners.
Johnny Longbow begins telling a story; "Well ... one day ..." (Tom Servo immediately tips over and begins snoring) XD XD
That part had me cracking up too!
"OK Buckle up"
20:17 "I think you spend a lot of your life being lonely."
No, I got my RUclips comments.
Down here there's plenty of chicken, corn, green peppers, chili...hhhhhonions....
NPCO Wokeness Protocol Droid 😂
I love how they keep harping on the concept that these people have only known each other less than a week...and they love each other. Oh boy
"The End..might I suggest" So many good zingers in this episode.
"Mike, Crow, snack"
Perfect!
@5:38 "Man...the producer got the hell assisted out of him!"
We all know the way archaeological digs work is one guy on a motorcycle drives out to a random pile of rocks and digs about 6 inches into the dirt.
Very sciencie.
Hey man somebody has to find those fluorite deposits, how else would they ever POISON OUR MINDS WITH FLUORIDE IN THE WATER if they didn't have mineralogists finding them those sweet precious deposits?
@Sean Roy
Correct. This film proves it.
@@takeadayofff Don't forget Warwilf, another stunning expose on the conditions of modern archaeology.
Not always. The large ones involve excavating a large tiramisu, then getting into a fist fight.
"I forced my skull right through my face and refused to wash my stringy haaaaaairrrrr!" Hilarious!
ANGMEM1 I hear that line in my head at random times throughout my day 😝
I tucked my hair up under my hate & i went in to ask THEM "Why"?
-----Never saw my hair again, afterward.
forced my skull right thru my face~~~~❤
For those, um, curious: the fish-lip guy who sings California Lady, Frank Larrabee, now works for the Appaloosa Horse Club on the Board of Directors in Corrales, NM, according to IMDb. No idea what happened to the Eskimo or the backup singer, though.
I bet he just LOOOOVES being asked about this movie. Assuming anyone ever does.
The "e" word is considered a slur, BTW.
@@AhNee "E" word? You mean Eskimo? I didn't know Eskimo was a slur. I should probably consider curbing how much I say Eskimo from now on. Thank you for policing my speech, bro. I would never have known that Eskimo would upset Eskimos so much when spoken by someone who isn't Eskimo. Then again, maybe Eskimos are upset when anyone says Eskimo, whether they are non-Eskimos or Eskimos, it's hard to say since you failed to explain the who can actually say Eskimo. Just to be safe, I vow I will never say Eskimo again in this reply.
The producers of ANOTHER MST3K gem, "The Incredible Melting Man" (MST3K 704) wanted the Eskimo for a REALLY COOL role but they couldn't find him. Seemed like he melted away.
("the "e-word" a slur..."). Well, BOOhoo! Put some ice on it, honey, then call someone that cares. GEEEEEEEEEZ: libturds are ALWAYS in there to stop ANYBODY from even having a damn smile!
-----My friend Chilly Willy won't speak to you. That's what HE thinks of that jazz about "the e-word". Here's an e-word for ya: EXIT. If you don't like something, take your Virtue elsewhere. Which is ANOTHER "e-word'. Don't snow on other people's parade. Mush!!!
"I'll explain the joke more at lunch."
“All this, and he lives with his mother?...wow”
"I need a wheat penny and a Glock." Bill is the best.
VERY funny riff
1:12:02- "I need a wheat penny & a Glock"- Genius!
It's like you can feel his shame (and see a slight glimpse of distant sadness on his face) in having to say 'That's why so many tribes in this area, have... legends about lizards'... really terrifying and tragic more than funny
"All this AND he lives with his mother"
I lost
Another classic riff.
As an Albuquerque archaeologist and MST3K freak, this is my favorite episode. Was expecting a Rubin Kincaid reference when the cop appeared.
Ever been hit on the head with any moon rocks, Tod?
I'm more inclined to believe in Longbow's killer lizard doctrinaire research
than the idea that any university would send Cathy to cover any event.
It is so ridiculous how the blond instantly acts like she's Paul's girlfriend, its actually pretty damn creepy
She says, upon seeing Ty the lizard, “It’s us I’m really worried about.”. Lady, you’ve been together less than a day. It might’ve played better if they were high school sweethearts who went to different colleges or something.
They literally met a few hours ago that day. Even if you're the most useless z-grade writer...HOW do you write that? Just how?
*thunder crash*
Crow: 'STOP TALKING JOHNNY LONGBOW'
Everytime I watch a MST3K episode, I always think to myself: "Somebody somewhere paid to see this."
I wonder how so many bad movies got paid to be made
The Wikipedia says it went straight to TV
Many were box office bombs or went straight to tv. Apparently there are a lot of people willing to put money up front to have a movie made, no matter how bad. If they can do it for a cheap as possible, they hope to make a few $$. People will watch anything.
I saw The Band That Played California Lady in L.A. in ‘86 co-headlining with Nat King Cole and Slayer. The friendly lookin’ backup singer, apparently in the throes of mescaline withdrawal, attacked Slayer’s drummer with a tambourine.
At least he didn't have a gi-tar in his haᵃaᵃnd
He was strung out on corn, chicken, onions, beans....
Now it's 2020 and describing your place as Antiseptic Manor is a legit dating advantage!
I would, but the place was already nicknamed 'Anti-social Manor' back in middle school.
No maggot farm?
I wouldn't date someone that think that's a positive
Gypsy and Servo having their arms around each other in the first break always cracks me up for some reason.
"We don't usually discuss them with patients"
We'll let you in on your illness *this* time...
PROGNOSIS NEGATIVE.
Your brain's the size of a chick pea
The amount of wooden acting in this film almost makes it a fire hazard
But then again you have Kathy's *_"NOOOOOOooOOOOOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOO!!!"_*
They got fuel, heat, and oxygen. All you need is a flame thrower.
@@takeadayofff or a very small meteor
That's why I don't like Groot---his acting is so wooden.
We could make a hundred koo koo clocks out of the scrap.
"Mike, Crow, Snack..."
I know it's kinda frowned upon by some Misties if your favorite episode is from this late in the series, but...this is my favorite episode. Put that stew in your bowl and sip on it.
Not frowned upon by me! I loved MST3K since the Joel days, and season 10 is the strongest by far in my opinion. I don't care for the newer ones with Jonah though.
What's in the stew?
@@troubadour723 Onions.....
We are not collectively called “Misties” 🎬🤦♀️
Honestly the Pearl seasons are my favourite, I find her trio with Bobo and Brain Guy infinitely more interesting that Dr Forrester, Earhart and TV’s Frank
She reacts more viscerally to him casually saying “moon rock” than she does by being bowled over by said flaming rock falling from the sky and hitting them. Also a rock that big would have left a crater and/or killed the guy instead of simply giving him a minor scratch on his head...
And when he tells her the lizards name, she says "Ty!" With such disgust it's like she's going to barf!
22:28 this was absolutely hilarious 😆 - when I was younger I used to not pay attention to their skits when these were on Comedy Central or sci-fi (I forget which) but now that I’m old as hell I realize how funny they were. Also I love how these were made at the beginning of the Internet and the jokes were current to the time. Actress says “I think you lived a lonely life” - “oh I have my chat rooms” ❤😂😂😂😂😂😂
The documentary about the band that played California Lady lmfao
Absolutely spot on to "Behind the Music" on VH1 being produced around that time.
I was watching some docu where the announcer sounded just like Mike in his "documentary" and tried to explain that to my wife. So tonight I'm rewatching this and I'm going to play Mike's bit but I can't remember what the original docu is. Too much dope as a youngster, lol.
UPDATE: I found it! If anyone cares to hear. ruclips.net/video/7FMKPBGQ0Lg/видео.html
MostLikelyMortal I have California lady stuck in my head but w Tom servo’s lyrics 🤣
They were the first iteration of Smashing Pumpkins.
@Ray Riley Underrated criminal band maybe.
I always liked how Kathy just sort of makes herself his girlfriend.
He does have all kinds of antiseptic in his medicine cabinet at his place.
Yes, she basically does that from the moment they meet. 🤣 It’s a strategy I guess. It seemed to work out for her. Well, until he turned into a lizard and died anyway.
Hylian Fox Kathy gives desperation that’s Laverne and Shirleyesque about her need for Paul
@@HueyRocks23 dozens no, HUNDREDS of antiseptics!
@@BlackAdam1231 this sentences makes my teeth hurt.
1:10:37 “Oh, PAAAAUUL. Why did this have to happen to YOU?”
...the finest man in the WORLD! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Yes, he has confetti in his head”
31:55 - Tom Servo singing "Fame" over the movie's soundtrack. xD I'm crying.
+What-If Machine me too... RIP Ziggy Stardust
I like when he sings “what’s your name, what’s your name?” at the end. 😂
🎵I started a joke🎵
The native tribes in the area have a legend about how good this episode is.
The stories are told with their traditional stainless steel ceremonial masks, riveted with farm to table reservation handcrafted titanium and reinforced aluminium alloy.
So they called it maize.
I live in Albuquerque, and this episode certainly resonates with me in a certain way. The amount of mountain detail he went into about the stew is perfect
I believe the Navajo translation of the film title means Movie That Makes You Poke Out Your Eyes With Stick.
Johnny Longbow is one of my favorite characters in an MST3K movie!
About the only ones better than him are Torgo, Dave Ryder (Aka the man of a hundred manly nicknames), and an ensemble award for everyone in 'The Final Sacrifice' (Yeah, Rowsdower sticks out as the crowd favorite in that film, but every other character in it got a lot off laughs, too)!
I love how dramatically he delivers all his lines
"A lizard... that walked... LIKE A MAN!"
I agree!! Hahaha Although the midget from Outlaw of Gor also makes my list, as well as the crotchety shopkeeper from Brute Man 😂😂👌🏻👌🏻 so many good characters ah!!
Now I'm wondering iF there are any characters that don't create some sort of bot-tension.
Zap Rowsdower is the Canadian Chuck Norris.
One of my favorite moments in this movie is when the young graduate student -- who's been _spending time in the desert with her professor_ -- is startled and baffled by the sight of a lizard darting across the ground (12:42). I wonder if they cut out the scene where she asks what the stuff under her feet is -- "It's kind of like dirt, only it's really gritty."
Came back to this episode to pay respects to Bill Finger, writer of this film and the wrongfully long uncredited co-creator of Batman (yes, really). Thank you Bill, whether your finest or worst, your work was always wildly entertaining.
I have forgotten how much I love and miss you guys! brilliant!
"Oh no, don't touch it, let me do that." "Words every guy wants to hear." --- Origins of Thats what she said.
OH MY GOD! YOU'RE RIGHT! :o
Not really.
Hard to tell the origins of many jokes. Everybody talks about deadpool breaking the forth wall like it's something new, but Popeye had bits that broke the fourth wall, they've been doing that since the start of animation. It was actually pretty common in Merry Melodies cartoons for characters to speak directly to the audience and things like that.
@@FreshSpecimens
I think that's what she actually said.
Black Tiger Sure, but literally, 100% fact this is not where “that’s what she said” originated. That’s all I’m saying. :P
I didn’t know anyone thought Deadpool breaking the fourth wall was a big deal or new. Must be kids who haven’t seen many movies in their lives yet.
I learned "California Lady" for my solo acoustic show... no one has gotten the joke yet!!!!
@Mikey Meatball - "You Castleton snob!"
I find the best jokes in life are the ones that only I laugh at
I gave up learning the bass line, too complicated.
it would have gone over my head, to be honest. this is my first time seeing this episode.
Are you married? 😻
I've seen this about 50 times since it came out and every time Crow says "Man the producer got the hell assisted out of him" I still bust a gut
I remember camping out overnight to be the first in line to get tickets to see The Band That Played California Lady only to discover, when the ticket office opened, that it was the band that played California Girls instead. What a bummer.
Did you get a refund? I'd be totally pissed if I ended up seeing the Beach Boys instead of the Band that Played California Lady.
Johnny Longbow: "Thats his Indian name, it means Bow that Reaches Long to Its Mark"
But you just said what it means.
Long Bow
Best line. "Let's celebrate by littering!"
12:17 - 12:21
Wrong
"Seth Thomas, the best actor in this film."
8:35 Whenever I'm butthurt, I call a Butt Healer.
When I die, I think the thing I'll miss most is Johnny's stew. Made with chicken, corn, green peppers, chili, ..onions,*sigh*
You know, Analogkid01, you've helped me go to sleep for at least 6 years or so by providing my Mike MST3K episodes and I had avoided subscribing or commenting thinking the video would be taken down if I drew attention to it. I feel confident that I can watch Track of the Moon beast any night I want and I subscribed, liked and commented. Thanks for the uploads, I'll be on tomorrow!
Astro Guster?... ruclips.net/video/sxO1GELTjlo/видео.html
@@analogkid01 hahah that's so awesome. I moved down south so I never see Guster fans anymore
I'm impressed you can sleep through that many adverts!
@@Englishmatt-i2pI actually held onto one of the first Chromecasts and it's so old the ads dont hit 😮
@@Englishmatt-i2pIf you use an old school chromecast for streaming, the ads don't load. It's wonderful
Thank you for these uploads. They're amazing. Longtime MST3K fan here. Cheers from WI!
17:06 It's that tissue I just threw. Hi, tissue!
One of the best mst3k episodes ever!
MST3K fans are the best. There are basically zero arguments. There their and they're are used correctly. Guys...we're pretty awesome.
Your totally right! I never notice it before
The two leads are like aliens acting out a "Human Mating Scenario".
Brilliant way of putting it. It's so strange the way they act, and I've seen characters fall in 'love' with no chemistry, but these two have negative chemistry.
I have to say that the chick who locks her drunk husband outside at 31:20- HER scene, her part, was by far the only one that contained any believable acting. XD
"only if you stop explaining it"
If Paul calls me in the middle of the night...., I'll roll over and say "what?"
I have an idea for a movie...Paul the Moon Beast vs Paul the Warwelf.
Moon Beats*
+jrny20 vs that it lives by night guy
What's funny is that they both have girlfriends that can't act for shit.
Make it a three-way with Paul from the Projected Man. Though to be able to afford that much star power we'll surely need a grant from Lembeck!
Moonbeast would win he has the power of corn, chicken, green peppers, onions...