Rap Battle - Danny Jaqq Vs Marlo | Don't Flop #13

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  • Опубликовано: 5 июл 2024
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  • @eddiecastle7077
    @eddiecastle7077 2 года назад +703

    Marlo’s rounds:
    Round 1: 1:36
    Round 2: 9:08
    Round 3: 15:34
    You’re welcome 😇

  • @luxdoctor4747
    @luxdoctor4747 2 года назад +204

    Marlo's rounds:
    1:30 Round 1
    9:04 Round 2
    15:33 Round 3
    You're welcome.

  • @FlinchDukeMercy
    @FlinchDukeMercy 2 года назад +52

    “Your battle rap motto is at least I’ve got my health” 😫😂

  • @tisbymojo
    @tisbymojo 2 года назад +145

    If we ever get the 5 minute nuclear warning I'm going to watch Danny's first round back - it'll feel like forever and the sweet release of death will come at the end.

    • @LateLastNight
      @LateLastNight 2 года назад +3

      I’m gonna remember this comment forever, it’s amazing.

    • @thetweetybird4286
      @thetweetybird4286 2 года назад +3

      That’s such a fantastic comment 😂😂

    • @xxGNRFan31396xx
      @xxGNRFan31396xx 2 года назад +1

      All time comment for me 👍🧨. The context of the time we live in x context of the anxious horror of that first round. Holy shit I can't believe the world might be over but OMG I wanted Jaqq's round to be over.

    • @mantra1481
      @mantra1481 7 месяцев назад

      Incredible comment

  • @robwebb3882
    @robwebb3882 2 года назад +66

    Marlo’s rounds
    1:25 round 1
    8:56 round 2
    15:31 round 3
    You’re welcome

  • @Quas08
    @Quas08 2 года назад +34

    “You better be good today Danny” - Danny Jaqq then proceeds to choke 😂😭

  • @bryceimiela7582
    @bryceimiela7582 2 года назад +142

    I’ve never cringed so much at anything than I did at Danny Jaqq’s first round 🤣 I wanted to launch my phone off the wall

    • @scumvillage5014
      @scumvillage5014 2 года назад

      I wanted 2 give homie a hugg soo bad during that round & during marlo's 2nd. its gonna be ight danny

    • @mrwronguk9291
      @mrwronguk9291 2 года назад

      like 9/11 its bad but you cant stop watching

    • @daveybizzle
      @daveybizzle Год назад

      Hahahahhahahahahaa fuckin hell . I thought i had seen everything until i saw this....

    • @daveybizzle
      @daveybizzle Год назад +1

      Its getting worse

    • @daveybizzle
      @daveybizzle Год назад +1

      Love how it just cuts to round two

  • @Zwaaye
    @Zwaaye 2 года назад +71

    Danny Jaqq choked for longer than he spat this entire battle. Marlo was excellent as always

  • @tijmenbruin
    @tijmenbruin 2 года назад +31

    That first round of danny had everything. A bad prop, chokes and shit bars. That's the perfect representation of what Marlo said the first round too. Too good..

  • @TheSamwalker
    @TheSamwalker 2 года назад +41

    “If anyone sat Though that without skipping, lord help them”😂😂

  • @callummason-byrne9817
    @callummason-byrne9817 2 года назад +47

    This is mad awkward, messaged Danny jaqq about a tryout and he aired it and this is what he has to show

    • @yesasd533
      @yesasd533 6 месяцев назад +1

      Mad

    • @WaffleHouseBandit
      @WaffleHouseBandit 29 дней назад

      He's a proper wanker bro can tell he's never felt like he fit in anywhere that's why he's such a try hard at everything even though you can see there's no real passion or connection to the shit he does. Bro would make a great bus driver I'm sure but fuck me the guy can't rap can't write and his performances are pathetic.
      Met him at a few events was always a smiley yeah yeah yeah type of guy without taking in shot you've said.

  • @shifty220
    @shifty220 2 года назад +44

    Marlo's Rounds
    Round 1: 1:31
    Round 2: 9:04
    Round 3: 15:34
    You're welcome

  • @jamiefleming2382
    @jamiefleming2382 2 года назад +17

    The last time I saw someone choke this badly, I had to erase my browsing history afterwards.

  • @jamiehayes7353
    @jamiehayes7353 2 года назад +26

    That "As I was saying" was the best follow up to a choke since The Saurus choked after saying the "you're better than Lunar C, but who the hell isn't" to Matter, and says "well, apparently I'm not" lol.

  • @RandomParkShots
    @RandomParkShots 2 года назад +79

    Even if Danny Jack is doing this for free he’s being paid too much

    • @crypticraps
      @crypticraps Год назад +3

      He should have paid an entry fee & and exit fee

    • @ItsaColdWorl
      @ItsaColdWorl 5 месяцев назад

      Participation trophy type yute

  • @scottydog771
    @scottydog771 2 года назад +24

    Less than a minute into Danny's 1st and I have to turn off the battle

  • @Csxa11
    @Csxa11 2 года назад +22

    I was really really hoping Danny Jaqq was gonna be good in this

  • @aspice8266
    @aspice8266 2 года назад +14

    Dontflop will always flop when Danny Jaqq gets given battles.

  • @earreadthis5373
    @earreadthis5373 2 года назад +58

    Agonising choke but props to Danny - "So as I was saying" is a class recovery

    • @dddgtsd
      @dddgtsd 2 года назад

      got the biggest laugh from me to be fair haha - but yeah he was bodied

  • @SlixteeSlix
    @SlixteeSlix 2 года назад +8

    Danny Jaqq choking? I don't believe it?!? It's almost like enabling his trash hasn't helped him improve....

  • @Conography
    @Conography 2 года назад +10

    Seeing Danny getting hyped after one successful bar is genuinely sweet

    • @dddgtsd
      @dddgtsd 2 года назад

      when your opponent is laughing hard to encourage you, you know you're being bodied

  • @LoveJaeger
    @LoveJaeger 2 года назад +14

    The clear differences in preparation are a joke, Danny had some good lines but must spend too much time drinking and feeling sorry for himself. If he just sorted his shit out and put more effort into projection/performance and actually remembering his bars he wouldn’t be half bad, guy needs to evolve mentally before he wrecks himself.
    Marlo 4-0.

  • @ryanjc_
    @ryanjc_ 2 года назад +3

    “-and ya barely got that!”
    😆😆😆

  • @CookieDee11
    @CookieDee11 2 года назад +16

    I like Danny but in what world did he deserve this battle?

  • @kylewoodhall5807
    @kylewoodhall5807 2 года назад +8

    Could watch MARLO for days

  • @NoCoastRaps
    @NoCoastRaps 2 года назад +9

    Marlo is one of the best with angles in battle rap, his first round was 🔥

  • @damonodell9125
    @damonodell9125 2 года назад +18

    UK battle rap: "I AM REVIVED"
    Also UK battle rap:

    • @tijmenbruin
      @tijmenbruin 2 года назад

      Well one of them did amazing.. Sad that the other guy said maybe 3% of what Marlo said

  • @AceOfSpadesDNB
    @AceOfSpadesDNB 2 года назад +6

    the problem with UK Battle rap is that no matter how much you suck if you friends with the league owner you will always get big battles . It happens n every single league.

  • @Usdi1999
    @Usdi1999 2 года назад +3

    The delivery of ""I'm battling Osh next week, he's gonna rip me to shreds!"" is possibly my favourite moment in UKBR recently

  • @donshlugga5900
    @donshlugga5900 2 года назад +9

    Danny jaqqs first round is going straight into my top three worst rounds of all time 👏

  • @ryansarahbentley5217
    @ryansarahbentley5217 2 года назад +14

    Marlo is such a lad. This dude is shaking his head at every adequate rhyme Danny does like, “Come on man! You can do it!”
    Marlo had this in the bag from ½ through the first round.

  • @ibbzjoseph3841
    @ibbzjoseph3841 2 года назад +1

    Good to see dont flop making a come back 💪

  • @UnoLaVoz
    @UnoLaVoz 2 года назад +7

    Marlos beard is the fire keeping uk battle rap alive. I love it❤

  • @mattiase204
    @mattiase204 2 года назад +14

    Marlo deserved more than this. He was stellar though and I can’t wait to see him again.

  • @christopherwood8660
    @christopherwood8660 2 года назад +23

    Hard not to feel sorry for Danny Jaqq and fair play to him for taking it on the chin in the second. Marlo 3-0 but anyone cussing out Danny Jaqq needs to remember how hard this art is.

    • @fratboyjim5309
      @fratboyjim5309 2 года назад

      True but danny didn't come prepared like bonking gyal with no contraception so it's his own fault

    • @dddgtsd
      @dddgtsd 2 года назад

      True but there are plenty of guys who don't get these opportunities or even a tryout who can rap better - Jaqq seems like proper sound bloke but he's only getting these chances because he is mates with Ergh and stuck with him during all the drama. It's a very difficult art form but over time he can't keep getting on the card if he performs like this, especially if the DF wants to return to where it was.

    • @theoverthinkingalien224
      @theoverthinkingalien224 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@dddgtsdTo be fair, Danny Jaqq is like UK Battle Rap's Dan Hibiki at this point: You don't seriously expect him to win so you pay to watch him get battered, and the rare times he does win are entertaining for novelty's sake.
      Another way to describe him would be UK Battle Rap's best known journeyman.

  • @fizikz9647
    @fizikz9647 2 года назад +3

    Danny jaqq is mickey worthless if u brought him off wish

  • @ringox4957
    @ringox4957 2 года назад +7

    Marlos rounds were brilliant. Touched on some heavy topics in a tasteful way. That was a body

  • @PEACEOUTPAT
    @PEACEOUTPAT 2 года назад +5

    Danny makes this shit look really really hard

  • @Handle7793
    @Handle7793 2 года назад +6

    Gotta be one of the biggest bodies in DF history

    • @alec4025
      @alec4025 Год назад

      If Marlo's car broke down and he never made it to the event this would still be tree

  • @AndyChatsFPL
    @AndyChatsFPL 2 года назад +6

    Danny Jaqqs rounds were too painful to watch 🤣 Marlo was great

  • @jackherer6581
    @jackherer6581 2 года назад +4

    Wouldn’t surprise me if the judges gave it to Danny tbh with the judging lately.

  • @RyanThickett
    @RyanThickett 2 года назад +5

    Jesus Christ I thought Danny would try a little harder going up against a GOAT like Marlow, that was kinda sad to see, also I'm surprised Marlow brought such strong bars knowing who he was going against, It was savage to watch haha

  • @nanananana4198
    @nanananana4198 2 года назад +5

    I hope Danny didn’t get paid for that monstrosity

  • @talktothesand88
    @talktothesand88 2 года назад +1

    Good to see don't flop back ish

  • @ChelseaFCMario
    @ChelseaFCMario 2 года назад +5

    Danny needs to stop battling - bring back Dialect and Zen

  • @robbiecheyne3781
    @robbiecheyne3781 2 года назад +5

    Danny with a clear 3-0.

  • @alec4025
    @alec4025 2 года назад +4

    Looks like he won a competition to be on dont flop.

  • @danmartinez4895
    @danmartinez4895 2 года назад +2

    Just clicked ... not watched but going off the comments i need to skip round 1 😂

  • @jonheber2474
    @jonheber2474 Год назад +1

    Came here to watch Danny Jaqq and feel good about myself

  • @bodybagism1
    @bodybagism1 2 года назад +2

    4:46
    Shuffle's reaction to Marlo's little dance is priceless

  • @jonahwrightmusic5296
    @jonahwrightmusic5296 Год назад

    Makes Me feel like watching Dont flop in 2018
    Love it

  • @david57boring
    @david57boring 2 года назад +2

    I haven't seen a body this bad since I looked in the mirror this morning

  • @Plusse
    @Plusse 2 года назад +2

    I'm glad Danny finished his first round, 'cause I loved that marriage-over-battles angle, and the "every single doubles match" punch (though to be clear I think Shuff and Marlo are equally awesome in their own way).

  • @dogcatdogable
    @dogcatdogable 2 года назад +2

    Driving myself insane trying to remember which WWE wrestler's theme this new opening music sounds like

  • @LargeByName
    @LargeByName 2 года назад +2

    should've called urself danny whack, lmao

  • @Warrigt
    @Warrigt 2 года назад +1

    That "no luck catching them killers" bit after I spend 5 minutes saying "Yarp" everytime they pan to the guy beside Danny.

  • @dueceonepound
    @dueceonepound 2 года назад +2

    Yooo was he crying??

  • @iWizardryPVP
    @iWizardryPVP 2 года назад +2

    Quality control doesn't exist in ukbr

  • @Bombfunkk
    @Bombfunkk 2 года назад +10

    Dope battle, Marlo bodybagged him. But respect for Danny for even stepping in to the ring with him.

  • @edwardlowther1847
    @edwardlowther1847 2 года назад +1

    I think Danny Jaqq’s mother loved him too much

  • @MarroniMusic
    @MarroniMusic 2 года назад +2

    Danny Waqq

  • @andrewr9219
    @andrewr9219 2 года назад +2

    Watched marlo round 1, switched to Dragon Den YT pitch when Danny Jaqq pretended to call himself 🪦

    • @LeePyke
      @LeePyke 2 года назад

      Incredible levels of cringe 🤣

  • @jackherer6581
    @jackherer6581 2 года назад +3

    So… my mates brother has spat a few bars here n there. Can he battle Marlo next?

  • @Jadz-qd6re
    @Jadz-qd6re 2 года назад +1

    Danny Jaqq once said j cole should stop rapping

  • @LM-fx4de
    @LM-fx4de 2 года назад +2

    Danny Jaqq said more during Marlos rounds than his own lol

  • @timothykatsumoto5409
    @timothykatsumoto5409 2 года назад +2

    I think Danny Jaqq might've edged that.....🤔

  • @chaseone1985
    @chaseone1985 2 года назад +2

    im a fan of danny jaqq no doubt, but choking like that in a written battle is just not acceptable anymore,im disappointed

  • @wesmatron
    @wesmatron 2 года назад +1

    I'd suggest talking about the elephant-in-the-room that is Danny Jaqq, but elephants have great memories, unlike Danny Jaqq.

  • @stuartdavies3145
    @stuartdavies3145 2 года назад +2

    Bring back bilzar

  • @yooyoo8637
    @yooyoo8637 2 года назад +2

    Marlo looking healthy

  • @STST
    @STST 2 года назад +1

    The StumbleRap king.
    Danny Wack.

  • @mattstocks4749
    @mattstocks4749 Год назад +1

    Did anyone actually manage to watch Danny Jaqs first the whole way through without skipping due to a cringe seizure?

  • @rabbid-runner8626
    @rabbid-runner8626 2 года назад +2

    “We had to bring the best battle rappers in the uk down here for this one” - yet Danny jaqq is there?

  • @CubCamTV
    @CubCamTV 2 года назад

    Let's go

  • @adammccoy9614
    @adammccoy9614 2 года назад

    When I first watched this battle I felt sorry for Danny,
    After recent events I had to come and rewatch it so I could enjoy it.

    • @gawthamravivaruman3166
      @gawthamravivaruman3166 2 года назад +1

      What recent events? What could possibly justify rewatching this shambles

  • @markhollis28
    @markhollis28 2 года назад +2

    Danny got Anton Murphy'd 🤣

  • @Dani-El.
    @Dani-El. 11 месяцев назад +1

    How do I undo watching this?

  • @user-id9ul4gv6f
    @user-id9ul4gv6f 2 года назад +2

    Feel for the lad, actually a bit heartbreaking to watch Danny. Genuinely watched this hoping he’d bring some 🔥

  • @TheMikeyX
    @TheMikeyX 2 года назад +1

    Only one round in - just finished Marlo's first - and damn, what a hard round. Almost killed Eurgh a few times. Looks to be a fun battle.

  • @domglox2261
    @domglox2261 2 года назад +2

    Total waste of a Marlo battle. Danny can't execute a watchable battle anymore. Also Danny looks like a cracked out YBN Cordae. Danny's phone skit was the most poorly structured and awkwardly performed things ever on DF as well, fucking Ricky C and Crisis levels.

    • @LeePyke
      @LeePyke 2 года назад

      Hahahahahaha

  • @AnDyPCLAM
    @AnDyPCLAM Год назад +5

    This is probably Marlo’s best solo performance. He really put it together to clash with the Titan that is Danny jaqq

  • @whitejesus983
    @whitejesus983 2 года назад +1

    Danny got less crowd reaction than a soft drink and a twig.

  • @mcELINER
    @mcELINER 2 года назад

    i might be high, but the longer he chokes, the harder that "what happened?" hits me :D What did you do Marlo? Why did they make you do community service?

  • @dddgtsd
    @dddgtsd 2 года назад

    Jonjo Shelvey was loving every second of this.

  • @connectlogic
    @connectlogic 2 года назад +2

    Danny Jack. Should not be battling anyone ever. Let alone high tier beasts. Ffs. It's like mucky worthless all over again.

  • @droneographyworld8775
    @droneographyworld8775 Год назад

    I didn't think RUclips allowed to show murders.

  • @filipe009
    @filipe009 2 года назад +2

    Marlo 3-0 with a great 1st.

  • @disektikus
    @disektikus 2 года назад +1

    Krazy out here wearing his nans coat.

  • @MaxGormley
    @MaxGormley 2 года назад

    “It’s just the one killer actually”🤯

  • @ElectroMikeBirch
    @ElectroMikeBirch 2 года назад

    Shout out to my man in the Fitzgerald jersey, glad to see the Cardinals represented!

  • @effortlessGFX
    @effortlessGFX 2 года назад

    12:52 is absolute fire lmao

  • @LeePyke
    @LeePyke 2 года назад

    This was a tough watch 🤣🤣

  • @connormoss1719
    @connormoss1719 2 года назад

    Marlo you deserve alot more views on this man .... the 1st round of marlo's was awesome

  • @notbeensleeping6321
    @notbeensleeping6321 2 года назад

    Ohhh dear

  • @xBYRNEZx
    @xBYRNEZx 2 года назад

    if the UK battle scene was still big battlers like Danny would have been swept away and not even given a second chance..
    he's a nice guy but jesus christ I come from the era where if you choke you lose not just the entire battle, but you probably aren't asked back to perform again.
    the lack of accountability, standards and self-respect is honestly sad to see.
    biggups Marlo for doing his thing and congrats to Eurgh for continuing to do his thing with DF..

  • @Complimentarydust
    @Complimentarydust Год назад +1

    oh.... ouch..... wow.... why.....

  • @poloutz
    @poloutz 2 года назад +4

    Danny's 1st round might be worst round in DF history. The telephone angle was super awkward in the room, and then the choke topped it off.

  • @mavrikman
    @mavrikman 2 года назад +1

    thank fuck danny choked and saved us watching that cringeworthy round

  • @xma6951
    @xma6951 2 года назад

    I can't believe he pulled a Fischer

  • @manicmondo9710
    @manicmondo9710 2 года назад

    Oh jeez that was rough