@@atlantic_loveI mean, pretty sure that's what happened to the ones lying around him when you find him after he goes mad. Not sure about the ones found nearby iji tho, best guess is iji was attacked by a godskin for whatever reason and the black knives tried to defend him, and failed
@@Akakiryuushin even as a souls vet it took me a minute to just realize there's more stuff underneath an elevator in elden ring. I guess I'm just too distracted swinging at things that look like illusory walls and only be right like twice up to now 🤣
@@Akakiryuushin I still have vestiges of fear for elevators, back in the day they were Omens of death and glitches. I feared using an elevator more than facing Ornstein & Smough. I still avoid elevators where I can, just in case, just like how I still hit chests to check for a Mimic. It's been hundreds of hours but I still do not trust them!
5:58 Ok, Miriel, I have a couple sins to confess. 1. I backstabbed Knight Bernahl out of anger because he wouldn’t move from his damn spot so the Bell Bearing Hunter would spawn in. 2. I killed Gatekeeper Gostoc the exact second I realized he stalks you throughout Stormveil Castle. 3. I basically rendered the entire Giant Lobster species extinct.
Fun fact, Margit is the last actually “sane” lord, he was banished to the sewers for being an Omen but still fought to protect the Elden ring, even developing a secret identity to take out anyone who might try to take it. He dies believing he failed his family, the order and was a disgrace to his world. He dies doing what he believes in, defending what he loves, even if he thinks it doesn’t love him.
I mean....moghand malenia are relatively sane. Mogh is plotting to claim some boypussy to become elden lord, and malenia woke up from a massive hangover
@@cactusmann5542 yeah Mogh is creepy in like 9 different ways, his obsession with a guy who he wants to “start a dynasty with”, despite the obvious lack of returned feelings and… basic biology
"it's BIG dark souls" "incredible" Legit this is the exact reaction that has had me blissfully floating through a 500 hour playthrough, ignoring any hate, and memeing it up with the rest of the community like no other. 11:11 where the fuck did you get that pic of me!?
I literally spend almost 100h just in limgrave and parts of caelid before facing the first boss not because i needed to just because exploring was really fun. Needles to say I was a bit overleveled for the rest of the game
As a newbie to Elden Ring, the one idea thats getting me through this game is "If I keep dying, then there's something new I have to learn". I legit only realized the significance of having Med. Load armor when I was fighting Moongrum the Carian Knight. I honestly thought tougher armor = helps more in boss fights. Sorry guys I'm still bad at the game but I'm having so much fun!
Dragon provided ranged attacks, and pretty hard to dodge. On my first run, I cheesed Godrick by spamming rock throw until I'm almost out of FP, then closed in to finish him off with the Carian slicer. Took me only 3 attempts!
@@kerbodynamicx472Congrats dude! I have to agree with the original commentor though, if Godrick got a giant lobster then we woulda been royally screwed...I don't want pincer combos or that asinine ranged attack in his moveset lol.
I've beat this game about a total of 10 times and the Raya Lucarian mages are still snipers especially the ones at miquella's haligtree. Also Radahn was the one who killed JFK.
"Wanna run some errands" for the ranni meme is a understatement. Astle was my second hardest boss to fight for me, right after baleful sprit. But then again I was like lvl 50 when I did both.
Astel was hard to fight using magic but when i switch to melee he was super easy. Killed him first try after switching tactics. Just standing in front of him dodging and attacking his head.
The elden ring str build experience is trying to memorize the attack system and every single move so you can get 1 hit in or just bullying bosses with no poise
Accurate. Thanks to the buff to Greatswords doing a str run isn’t too bad now. The only boss that was troublesome was Malania but jump attacks help a lot.
Fr. I find it fun as hell, it's what I'm used to. Sure, I have to retry a fuckton of times -and my weapon is still the Uchigatana because I started as Samurai and have been leveling my Vit to actually let me live,- but it's great fun!
16:26 Radahn very honorably waits for Melenia to put back her arm* Radahn reaps her arm again* Malenia like a rat, injects her Magic Aids into Radahn and nuke Caelid*
Jerren : Mightiest demigod of the shattering Bliad the wolf : the strongest of them all Iji the troll : he is the strongest of them He is the red lion of Cialed and the starscourg and the general 🔥🔥🔥 And cleanrot knight Finaly saved Malenai from death 🤣
Radahn and his army were smacking Malenia and her armies asses around until she got scared like a little girl and bloomed out of fear and her one surviving knight carried her ass home. The battle wasn't a draw until she bloomed out of fear, and Radahn just kept on rocking and holding back the stars afterwards like nothing happened. Meanwhile Malenia was taking a nap in her safe place.
That's video game mechanics though. Universe-wise Leonard probably does go with him. Leonard shouldn't even be carrying Radahn, it's only because of Radahn's mastery of gravity magic he doesn't crush Leonard. If we were to bring Radahn into the real world (with all his fantasy abilities) for a moment, when he shoots up into the sky he probably has a magic barrier around him and/or his horse.
@@ghoulishgoober3122 When you're willing to ignore the literal things that happen in the game then anything is possible. It's also "probable" that the horse is the actual boss and Radahn is just a puppet :o
I found and beat margit when I was level 49. Didn’t make it any easier but it gave me a faster route to liurnia, which I found when I fell through the world and appeared near a site of grace
I've got a pretty decent build. Bloodfang sword, jelly fish summon, pretty good stats, after dieing to this prick for the 10th time in a row, I'll deal with those fucking hand
I didn’t know i was supposed to level up when i beat him the first time. I only did that after killing the dude that dropped the sword that looked like game of thrones. First souls game i ever played.
@@kll6912 The 2nd phase without fire damage, yes. Other than that, no. I got through Gundyr way faster than I did with Margit. Margit really teaches you that the old strats on roll timing no longer apply here.
@@kll6912 If champion gundyr was the ds3 tutorial boss I'd maybe agree to disagree. Iudex was no pushover but I didn't have the trouble I had with margit. Hard to make good comparisons though b/c everyone struggles with different things.
@@Willzb-xk4ew Back when the game released it said exactly, what the video says. They changed it in patch. EDIT: Dunno, if you deleted your message or what, but for whatever reason my notifications show it, but the comments don't, so I'm answering tk the comment that might've been here, but possibly isn't here anymore.
@@Kaedevirus the comment is still here, and to be fair, the cat talisman thing makes sense when you realize that what kills you in extreme falls is not really fall damage, you die before hitting the ground, besides, else would be broken, haha. But yeah, i see how would get confusing for people
13:58 Have you considered panic rolling... You can't dodge out of the dust if you roll immediately after finishing the opening animation. I accidentally figured that out in that one dungeon where you need to use like seven of them to complete the dungeon.
Tree Sentinal: I exist to say that you don't NEED to fight every enemy in the game. Players: I know, I don't NEED to fight every enemy in the game, I WANT to fight every enemy in the game.
Did you know that radhans horse is his horse when he was younger. He loved that horse so much he learned gravity magic to become lighter when he grew and ride it. Even when he went insane he still rode it. The horses name is Leonard. When he does his aoe gravity bash he shoves Leonard into the sand to protect him.
I felt so bad doing Ranni's quest and having to put Blaidd down. He talked to us as an equal and I loved whenever he complimented me on my skills, when I left the rise and saw him waiting out there I knew I had no choice but to kill him if I was going to get his armor. I used the incantation that gives your armament holy damage, golden vow, and flame give me strength and kept him pinned to the floor with my Claymore art of war, was able to put him down with a visceral attack like a true warrior should. For that reason I'm getting all 3 endings tied to trophies dressed as him, in his honor. R.I.P Blaidd and Iji you both didn't deserve to die.
I played at release and was STR build using mouse and keyboard. Hours without any luck... just too slow. Switched to the blood slashing blade and chewed her up. Then back to STR build for rest of game.
When I heard people saying she made Isshin look like a chump, I was legit shivering a little. Then I got her second try as well. Double Grossmessers, quality build with lifesteal. What a fantastic duality that was. I went in there basically copying her style. It was an excellent counter.
11:49 I thought they were Italian players who tried to indicate "strong enemy at night-time". "Fort" in Italian is "forte" which means "strong" or "fort" depending on the use. Fort night = Forte notte = strong enemy at nighttime
5:53 I was fighting maliketh for the first time being helped by a friend. At one point (probably around the 35th try) we got invaded and my friend (the better player of us) dueled him. The dude was extremely respectful and honorable and I jumped into the duel and got a cheep killing shot in. After another 4 or so tries we killed the boss. It was only then I realized what I had done. Idk it just made me feel bad
Don't feel too bad. Invaders take whatever advantage they can get. If it's two invaders against you as the host, they'll bum-rush you with no hesitation. If it's one of them against the two of you, they'll act like they're honorably dueling so they won't get ganked
"Our fans just fill in the story themselves" is way too true. How much of the story is actually real and how much did we just make up. Fromsoft fans are living in the nightmare frontier arguing over Kos vs Kosm and the only maidens we have are actually helpful. Who needs grass?
5:16 I had a couple of PVP fights and just like with all the other fromsoft games that give you some sort of bowing pose, I always made sure to do that first. One time, because of some lag somebody got summoned in front of me without realizing it and I accidentally attacked without realizing what I was doing. My response after realizing I didn’t bow first was to back up as fast as I could, throw down the ‘I’m sorry’ stone Then bow. I even made sure to bow whenever I defeated an opponent that invaded.
6:20 If you kill him, he'll say "All I want is solitude", so probably, he's not complaining. It's probably just a surprised response for having (you) as a customer.
Okay but why did Dog pope Miriel, the goodest boy actually make me wanna cry? He’s even there for you even after you and he still has hope you’ll share his faith, faith that all things can be conjoined and be as one, in harmony. I love Dog pope ❤️
4:58 "Give a quote from the game that can be used in bed." "I anticipate good work from thee." OR "You may leave now. It was but brief, but thou gavest me fine service." OR "Well then. Shall we? My dear consort, eternal."
0:28 false Step 1 through for proceed as explained. Corrected step 5: perform assisted seppuku on you with manifested dagger that didn't exist a moment ago.
Okay Turtle Pope. I have three confessions. 1: I used Moonveil after being invaded three times and all three they used Moonveil in early Elden Ring. 2: I contributed to many player deaths when I put down a " try down! " message by a ledge to nothing. 3: I used Rivers of Blood to kill invaders in early Elden Ring. I was not a coward about it, but this was back before people had effective counters to " buffed up Rivers of Blood and a RoB user that doesn't just spam the special attack. " - so it was pretty consistent at slapping people down. I used it only three times, then I felt like scum and never used it again unless I was off-handing it while fighting Malenia.
The Underground Region blew my freaking mind when I first found it. I was like "Oh wow this area is cool...oh...OH!!!" Also "INT, VIT, MND, END, INT, VIT, MND, END, INT, VIT, MND, END"
Literally, ive 100% played the game three times, completed all xbox achievements, finished each npc's quest at least once, and spent time farming for most items to add to my collection... and have literally never used one of my consumables. I keep telling myself that i'll be glad to have them at some point. I've never even activated a great rune.
Honestly the open world feature was a major reason why I decided to buy it. It's my first software game and 100 hours in all I have to say is I wish I bought this on day one it's unreal how beautiful and terrifying this game can be.
I don’t know if I had a dream of it but I thought attacking their arms horns etc would actually weaken them. I haven’t played monster hunter or dauntless in a year
It's been eight months since the game was released, but it's still fun. All the scenery was beautiful and all the monsters were impressive. I've liked this company's game since the previous series, but I think I like it even more through this game.
3:18 I hate how you can't attack until you've gotten rid of that pop up. I haven't noticed it before a number of times and then got whacked because I couldn't attack or dodge
Oh yes... Tarnished, are we? Come to the Lands Between for the Elden Ring, hmm? Of course you have. No shame in it. Unfortunately for you, however, you are maidenless.
11:32 If that was the actual boss fight, the first time I fought him, I'd laugh my ass off... If I had bypassed the castle then came back before fighting him the first time, I'd quit right then and never challenge him again.
7:00 bro I was running around somewhere in limgrave as a low level thinking I was safe and I saw some dude spamming all his attacks and flasks and I immediately fast traveled out of there
So I have a short tale... I just started playing Elden Ring yesterday and I spent about 10-11 hrs just looting and delving into limgrave and immediate surrounding areas except... I hadn't met Melina yet xD I didn't know how to meet her and didn't realize you had to actually rest at the sites of grace so I explored without Torrent for all of those 10 hrs but an even bigger problem was... I DIDN'T LEVEL UP FOR 10 HRS!! I went to fight Margit and tried to use summons but couldn't because you only get the bell after talking to "Ranni?" Which is after Melina so I fought Margit as a lvl 9 Samurai with a +3 Uchigatana and Godrick Soldier armours. However, with the help of Rogier, it only took about 10 attempts and only 15 mins ish because I was spamming Unsheathe, bleed procs and poise breaks and he went down without too much trouble. I feel I didn't get the feelings of the DS community after that fight despite not using 2 of the main features of the game xD
19:45 that's probably when radahn was smaller, when he got bigger he also got stronger and more proficient with magic. I also don't see how that makes morgott more wholesome than radahn. It's also a fact that when radahn wasn't an empty husk he was the strongest demigod
I remember seeing online that Astel was crazy tough after my Gag character build stumbled into the fight and I won second try XD then I proceeded to get absolutely bodied by invisible assassins across the river 🤣🤣
Actually, malenia had eyes when she fought radahn, shes imune to rot, and she got her blindness when she woke up to fight us they got her when she was asleep
Source on her having eyes when she fought Radahn? I just checked the trailer, and it's /very/ hard to tell through her visor, but her face /looks/ rotted under it. You can see darker patches where her eyes would be, but that's also true on her helmetless Goddess of Rot model, so it doesn't seem conclusive. On balance it looks to me like she's blind during their duel. Also, she's definitely not immune to rot, either in game mechanics (though her rot resistance is very high) or in the lore, where suffering from the Scarlet Rot is kind of her main thing. I'm legitimately not sure why you think she's immune.
I got Blackreach vibes instantly when I saw the glowing stars as I descended further down into the darkness. Skyrim is a masterpiece. But also has nightmares that can give players like me, Vietnam flashbacks when I know I'm entering a familiar place to a game that made me rage for a week.
3:50 - thats literally me. I explored Limegrave, the Weeping Peninsula and a big part of Cealid/the Dragonburrow before i defeated Margit. A lot of that even before i knew he existed.
RR Martin also contributed some of the most a##-hole NPCs that I have ever seen in any game.(Looking at you Diallos, F__king Edgar and Gideon Jerkoff!) I wanted to like Diallos, but the fact he didn’t avenge his *Childhood Friend* and joined the Volcano Manor for real after 2 seconds… If it had been at least 1 assassination mission, then maybe I would have been less 🧂.
SPOILER: I still don't finish diallos quest (The last time i saw him was on volcano manor) but saw some videos about npc's quests after finishing elden ring and... Diallos have an amazing development, cause he appears in Jarborg after volcano manor, but with a different purpose: to protect the friendly jars dudes, also he won The respect of The village. So he started losing his childhood friend, his purpose to live and joining The volcano manor knowing he was becoming a traitor, he had nothing after all, but when he come to jarburg, he found a new purpose and become a hero for them, overcoming his childhood's death and cleaning his sin
21:00 Thing is, if you use it, and she (we all know who she is) surprises you with a new attack you weren't familiar with (or worse, one Fromsoft decided to add in a patch because screw you, that's why) and wrecks you, you don't get the consumable back. So yeah. Never, ever use anything.
@@tyrongkojy She isn't that tough I guess... I beat her in 2 tries... And i have a hole instead of my spine... Cause I use mimic and hoarfrost stomp to cheese her.... ಥ‿ಥ
With the recent patches, they sped up the animations of greatswords and other big weapons, originally they were so slow that for fast bosses getting hit was a necesity in order to deal damage. You can check videos to compare between the old speed and the new one, it's kinda hilarious
I have a tip for the map markers there is a limit to the number you can have active so just place a bunch of new ones and the old one you can't find will be deleted, and then delete the ones you just placed
Tip for str builds did you know that consecutive heavy attacks stagger really easily and if you have lions claw while you have fp if you use it on malania she's knocked on the ground
1:41 One of the dungeons requires you to ride up a guillotine to a balcony. What the fuck? Remember to look up and down in every room kiddies otherwise you'll miss a lot.
6:10 when I first started playing Elden ring and used my first stone sword key, I was so used to triple A titles that I was certain that there was gonna be an in game store later where you could buy them
7:53 To the guy who suggested Elden Ring needed some fixes, I wanna see his reaction to Elden Ring winning Game of the Year. I bet he is just seething in rage and sorrow.
The best message I've ever seen in a souls game was Bloodborne. It just said "wretched bird" and then a crow I didn't see got my ass. Very helpful. Wish it was a little further back...
So I beat Margit for the first time a couple days ago, after dying to him about a dozen times. And I had no idea until today that it was even possible to get a cooperator summon for that fight lmaooo PS: I also hadn't known you needed to talk to Ranni to get the summoning bell, so I didn't have any help with the fight via summons either lol
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“There are black knife assassins outside my house” is too good 😂
BKA: "We have you surrounded"
Blaidd: "The poor bastards, now I can swing wildly"
@@NEEDbacon Would Blaidd really do that those beautiful girls?
@@atlantic_loveI mean, pretty sure that's what happened to the ones lying around him when you find him after he goes mad. Not sure about the ones found nearby iji tho, best guess is iji was attacked by a godskin for whatever reason and the black knives tried to defend him, and failed
I ran into a boss fight of one and it was horrifying lol
-Quote from Godwyn.
"NO I DIDNT LOOK UNDER THE GODDAMN ELEVATOR" felt that one
as a souls vet i always do, also i always send the elevator back
Same 🤣
@@Akakiryuushin even as a souls vet it took me a minute to just realize there's more stuff underneath an elevator in elden ring. I guess I'm just too distracted swinging at things that look like illusory walls and only be right like twice up to now 🤣
@@Akakiryuushin I still have vestiges of fear for elevators, back in the day they were Omens of death and glitches.
I feared using an elevator more than facing Ornstein & Smough.
I still avoid elevators where I can, just in case, just like how I still hit chests to check for a Mimic.
It's been hundreds of hours but I still do not trust them!
Or stand up on the fire breathing pillar or ride the damn guillotine!
5:58
Ok, Miriel, I have a couple sins to confess.
1. I backstabbed Knight Bernahl out of anger because he wouldn’t move from his damn spot so the Bell Bearing Hunter would spawn in.
2. I killed Gatekeeper Gostoc the exact second I realized he stalks you throughout Stormveil Castle.
3. I basically rendered the entire Giant Lobster species extinct.
"Again tarnished. Weird, but not a sin" - Dog probably
You've done a cardinal blessing with that #3 right there. Not a sin
@@thaias9654 No more American Sniper lead roles being handed out that’s for sure
Forevermore, Gostoc will never get through even a single sentence before he dies
I killed every nomadic merchant I could find
Anyone else find the Ladies foolish ambitions to rest pun absolutely genius
Ye
Yea
Remembering my lvl 15 butt getting smacked by Margit
*Laughs and cries
Yea
@irix5093 liar! I bet you were att least level 30. Like I was when getting my butt kicked and foolish attempt put to rest
Bruh...the "me memorising the attack patterns of the boss so I can die to it more intelligently" had me genuinely laughing out loud.
Fun fact, Margit is the last actually “sane” lord, he was banished to the sewers for being an Omen but still fought to protect the Elden ring, even developing a secret identity to take out anyone who might try to take it.
He dies believing he failed his family, the order and was a disgrace to his world.
He dies doing what he believes in, defending what he loves, even if he thinks it doesn’t love him.
So the Elden Ring has him whipped 😭💀 feels bad
I mean....moghand malenia are relatively sane. Mogh is plotting to claim some boypussy to become elden lord, and malenia woke up from a massive hangover
@@cactusmann5542 yeah Mogh is creepy in like 9 different ways, his obsession with a guy who he wants to “start a dynasty with”, despite the obvious lack of returned feelings and… basic biology
@@samuelfawell9159 that and Miquella was a little girl. Although that's just Mohg, Margitt/Morgott is his brother.
@@katiebabyxx6207 miquella is a boy
"it's BIG dark souls"
"incredible"
Legit this is the exact reaction that has had me blissfully floating through a 500 hour playthrough, ignoring any hate, and memeing it up with the rest of the community like no other.
11:11 where the fuck did you get that pic of me!?
"Ignorance is bliss" holds true in the face of negativity and doubt.
Congratulations on completing your enrollment in the Echo Chamber.
I literally spend almost 100h just in limgrave and parts of caelid before facing the first boss not because i needed to just because exploring was really fun. Needles to say I was a bit overleveled for the rest of the game
"Murder is okay"
- Ranni
Technically, her message ought to be the same as Millicent's or at least something like "sic semper tyrannis"
@@marinribaric9749 "sic semper tyRANNIs"
As a newbie to Elden Ring, the one idea thats getting me through this game is "If I keep dying, then there's something new I have to learn". I legit only realized the significance of having Med. Load armor when I was fighting Moongrum the Carian Knight. I honestly thought tougher armor = helps more in boss fights. Sorry guys I'm still bad at the game but I'm having so much fun!
Yeah the first time I played, I was rolling around so slow cause my armor was too heavy😂
So did you become the elden lord yet?
@@LaloSillymanca yes i finally got good and beat the game twice. Got 2 different endings
@@NicBillJim Therefore praise the elden ring
@@LaloSillymanca same here. Stuck with Helphen's Steeple on my 2nd playthrough. Its honestly my favorite weapon
Not gonna lie, if Godrick had grafted a giant lobster instead of that dragon, it would have been harder . Lol
Dragon provided ranged attacks, and pretty hard to dodge. On my first run, I cheesed Godrick by spamming rock throw until I'm almost out of FP, then closed in to finish him off with the Carian slicer. Took me only 3 attempts!
@@kerbodynamicx472Congrats dude! I have to agree with the original commentor though, if Godrick got a giant lobster then we woulda been royally screwed...I don't want pincer combos or that asinine ranged attack in his moveset lol.
My dad loves this game. He has the platinum thing. I'm proud of him!
Ah yes,I'm 13 and almost completed the game a second time,my bro is playing and he is 9 and my dad that didn't complete the game yet
ur dad's a god
@@ウィーブデュード yeah he's playing cool but slower that a snail,and I'm going like supra on vodka
@@leolightning6765 I would have sold my mom to play a game like this at your age
What’s the platinum thing ?
I've beat this game about a total of 10 times and the Raya Lucarian mages are still snipers especially the ones at miquella's haligtree. Also Radahn was the one who killed JFK.
JFK ? 😂😂🤷
@@horizonis7453 The bow he pulls out at the start of his fight shits annoying as hell to dodge
everyone knows JFK was assassinated by a sniper lobster/crayfish
@@Kahonan. Use BHS... Easy as cheese
@@shadanali2587 I prefer using bloodhounds finesse but I guess I could put that on a dagger or something and try it out.
3:28 literally just started my first NG+ Sunday and did this, immediately ran to and beat the shit out of the tree sentinel, felt good
Kill the knights cavalry next, they’re like his brothers and feels half as good!
Hey tree sentinel remember last time?
im on ng2 and killing the grafted scion and tree sentinel is fun
I just summoned my mimic tear and let it solo the tree sentinel while I sat there watching the bastard get owned by my copy.
ROFL,I just beat it and was about to start NG+ and that was my first thought xD
I've actually summoned "Let Me Solo Her" a couple of times, I'm pretty sure it's just Miyazaki from how well he plays
Let me solo her is not Miyazaki, because Miyazaki is merely human. Let me solo her was, is, and will always be, an ancient primordial god.
@@WookieOnEndor He still hasn't beaten Unalloyed.
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He just did
@@AziSlays
May 2nd actually
"Wanna run some errands" for the ranni meme is a understatement. Astle was my second hardest boss to fight for me, right after baleful sprit. But then again I was like lvl 50 when I did both.
To this day I still have only retried Malenia more times than the baleful shadow. And that thing wasn't even a boss!
I’m level 50 rn and after about 20 attempts at that ugly mutated scorpion skeleton, I decided to take a day off🤕🥲
Nave you fought the boss of the yelough anix tunnel?
Astel really wasn't an easy fight, especially since his AOE can almost one shot you anytime
Astel was hard to fight using magic but when i switch to melee he was super easy.
Killed him first try after switching tactics.
Just standing in front of him dodging and attacking his head.
The elden ring str build experience is trying to memorize the attack system and every single move so you can get 1 hit in or just bullying bosses with no poise
yess! go big or go home :D
I love bullying Renala :)
Accurate. Thanks to the buff to Greatswords doing a str run isn’t too bad now. The only boss that was troublesome was Malania but jump attacks help a lot.
On the opposite end of the melee spectrum, dual wielding daggers with frost, poison, and quickstep is just "I am speed"
Fr. I find it fun as hell, it's what I'm used to.
Sure, I have to retry a fuckton of times -and my weapon is still the Uchigatana because I started as Samurai and have been leveling my Vit to actually let me live,- but it's great fun!
player: "what have you done to pope turtle monster"
also player: refuses to stop tryna kill it because "give me turtle back"
why is this getting likes, ive never even played the game i was basing it soley on the meme shown
I still can't beat it ,does turtle die after I killed it
@@pubgjatia4226 yep but I wanna crying BCS that whats he said
What turtle back ? Do ppl know you can actually find one without killing anything ?
I can’t unsee the mages as burger king mascots now. 😂
"Stonesword key lost with use" you cannot imagine how often I died to that message
16:26 Radahn very honorably waits for Melenia to put back her arm*
Radahn reaps her arm again*
Malenia like a rat, injects her Magic Aids into Radahn and nuke Caelid*
Word she mad dirty lol
Magic aids, I’m dying 😂
Magic AIDS lol
Jerren : Mightiest demigod of the shattering
Bliad the wolf : the strongest of them all
Iji the troll : he is the strongest of them
He is the red lion of Cialed and the starscourg and the general 🔥🔥🔥
And cleanrot knight Finaly saved Malenai from death 🤣
Radahn and his army were smacking Malenia and her armies asses around until she got scared like a little girl and bloomed out of fear and her one surviving knight carried her ass home. The battle wasn't a draw until she bloomed out of fear, and Radahn just kept on rocking and holding back the stars afterwards like nothing happened. Meanwhile Malenia was taking a nap in her safe place.
1:55 -> Leonard doesn't jump during the meteor attack, only Radahn does; he goes underground and acts as the anchor for Radahn's landing point.
That's video game mechanics though. Universe-wise Leonard probably does go with him. Leonard shouldn't even be carrying Radahn, it's only because of Radahn's mastery of gravity magic he doesn't crush Leonard. If we were to bring Radahn into the real world (with all his fantasy abilities) for a moment, when he shoots up into the sky he probably has a magic barrier around him and/or his horse.
@@ghoulishgoober3122 no you can actually see leonard using an animation to go underground, and coming back under radhan after the attack.
@@ghoulishgoober3122 When you're willing to ignore the literal things that happen in the game then anything is possible. It's also "probable" that the horse is the actual boss and Radahn is just a puppet :o
@@murillomeira9337 I was sure that's the canon: Leonard is the boss who only uses Radahn as his puppet.
@@Lark1610 they are all pawns of Soldier of Godrick
100+ hours and i’m still referring graces as bonfires. Also running to the closest grace to fast travel
happens to me too lol
Yep same it's ingrained in all ds survivors
Yea i made an elden ring newb angry by calling graces bonfires....
Me everytime I'm in roundtable hold looking for a site of grace to leave
@@victorprati7908 omg lol, after 135+ of game hours i still find myself doing the same thing...
Can’t believe I just watched 20 minutes of Elden ring memes and enjoying every second of it
I found and beat margit when I was level 49. Didn’t make it any easier but it gave me a faster route to liurnia, which I found when I fell through the world and appeared near a site of grace
I've got a pretty decent build. Bloodfang sword, jelly fish summon, pretty good stats, after dieing to this prick for the 10th time in a row, I'll deal with those fucking hand
I didn’t know i was supposed to level up when i beat him the first time. I only did that after killing the dude that dropped the sword that looked like game of thrones. First souls game i ever played.
@@corneraction6765 Jesus, that must have been frustrating.
@@thomasparkin259 it was, almost lost it
i just defeated him like 2 hours ago and i was something like level 17 or something? it only took me 3 tries
margit is fun to bully once you realize that he just stands around holding his weapon in the air for half the fight
Yep, i think Gundyr was harder
@@kll6912 The 2nd phase without fire damage, yes. Other than that, no. I got through Gundyr way faster than I did with Margit. Margit really teaches you that the old strats on roll timing no longer apply here.
@@proximityclockworkx1572hes fun to fight if you ask me he's not that hard but it's a fun spectacle
@@kll6912 If champion gundyr was the ds3 tutorial boss I'd maybe agree to disagree. Iudex was no pushover but I didn't have the trouble I had with margit. Hard to make good comparisons though b/c everyone struggles with different things.
The longtail cat talisman say in the description: prevents the user from taking fall damage but does not prevent them from falling to their death 🤣🤣🤣
It does now.
@@Kaedevirus so you can jump off a super high cliff and survive?
@@Willzb-xk4ew Back when the game released it said exactly, what the video says. They changed it in patch.
EDIT: Dunno, if you deleted your message or what, but for whatever reason my notifications show it, but the comments don't, so I'm answering tk the comment that might've been here, but possibly isn't here anymore.
@@Kaedevirus the comment is still here, and to be fair, the cat talisman thing makes sense when you realize that what kills you in extreme falls is not really fall damage, you die before hitting the ground, besides, else would be broken, haha.
But yeah, i see how would get confusing for people
@@DM-Oz For whatever reason, the second comment doesn't show for me at all, only in notifications.
13:58 Have you considered panic rolling... You can't dodge out of the dust if you roll immediately after finishing the opening animation. I accidentally figured that out in that one dungeon where you need to use like seven of them to complete the dungeon.
but thats cringe
@@thetoyodacar2264 😹
Me opening all the trapped chests in the game and fleeing only to come back 40 hours later with confidence
Tree Sentinal: I exist to say that you don't NEED to fight every enemy in the game.
Players: I know, I don't NEED to fight every enemy in the game, I WANT to fight every enemy in the game.
"Hey tree sentinel"😂😂😂
I trained against tree sentinel before fighting Godrick.
The first meme of the mages with the mg42 made me laugh so hard
Did you know that radhans horse is his horse when he was younger. He loved that horse so much he learned gravity magic to become lighter when he grew and ride it. Even when he went insane he still rode it. The horses name is Leonard. When he does his aoe gravity bash he shoves Leonard into the sand to protect him.
I felt so bad doing Ranni's quest and having to put Blaidd down. He talked to us as an equal and I loved whenever he complimented me on my skills, when I left the rise and saw him waiting out there I knew I had no choice but to kill him if I was going to get his armor. I used the incantation that gives your armament holy damage, golden vow, and flame give me strength and kept him pinned to the floor with my Claymore art of war, was able to put him down with a visceral attack like a true warrior should. For that reason I'm getting all 3 endings tied to trophies dressed as him, in his honor. R.I.P Blaidd and Iji you both didn't deserve to die.
Furry just making excuses to dress up in a fursuit in game
@@From_A_Diverging_Timeline dumbest assumption I've seen today, thanks for that 😂
@@One-Hundred look I'm not going to judge. It's okay. Actually it's not but that's neither here nor there. Now Stay away from my pets
@@From_A_Diverging_Timeline L take
@@From_A_Diverging_Timeline but like whats wrong with furries.. weirdo
i was so prepared to be stuck fighting malenia for like 10+ hours and when i got there i beat her on my second try. felt unreal
Same with me & Mohg. Burnt him down in 10 seconds.
I played at release and was STR build using mouse and keyboard. Hours without any luck... just too slow. Switched to the blood slashing blade and chewed her up. Then back to STR build for rest of game.
My strength build just slaughtered malenia
I think it really depends on the person/build my buddy had stupid amount of trouble with placideax(?) but i beat him first try i think lol
When I heard people saying she made Isshin look like a chump, I was legit shivering a little. Then I got her second try as well. Double Grossmessers, quality build with lifesteal. What a fantastic duality that was. I went in there basically copying her style. It was an excellent counter.
7:26
The "all knowing": "A man cannot kill a god".
The Good Hunter: "Are you sure about that?"
Bro the "Ladies foolish ambition to rest" got DEADD ASF 🤣
11:49 I thought they were Italian players who tried to indicate "strong enemy at night-time".
"Fort" in Italian is "forte" which means "strong" or "fort" depending on the use.
Fort night = Forte notte = strong enemy at nighttime
Makes sense
Nessuno parlerebbe così
Miyazaki: George we need you to write some lines for the phase change of this boss.
George: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
5:53 I was fighting maliketh for the first time being helped by a friend. At one point (probably around the 35th try) we got invaded and my friend (the better player of us) dueled him. The dude was extremely respectful and honorable and I jumped into the duel and got a cheep killing shot in. After another 4 or so tries we killed the boss. It was only then I realized what I had done. Idk it just made me feel bad
That's nasty, I think Turtle Pope will be upset about you.
Don't feel too bad. Invaders take whatever advantage they can get. If it's two invaders against you as the host, they'll bum-rush you with no hesitation. If it's one of them against the two of you, they'll act like they're honorably dueling so they won't get ganked
"Our fans just fill in the story themselves" is way too true. How much of the story is actually real and how much did we just make up. Fromsoft fans are living in the nightmare frontier arguing over Kos vs Kosm and the only maidens we have are actually helpful. Who needs grass?
"did you look under the elevator" - of course not, what sane person would do that?!?!
5:16 I had a couple of PVP fights and just like with all the other fromsoft games that give you some sort of bowing pose, I always made sure to do that first.
One time, because of some lag somebody got summoned in front of me without realizing it and I accidentally attacked without realizing what I was doing.
My response after realizing I didn’t bow first was to back up as fast as I could, throw down the ‘I’m sorry’ stone Then bow.
I even made sure to bow whenever I defeated an opponent that invaded.
6:20 If you kill him, he'll say "All I want is solitude", so probably, he's not complaining.
It's probably just a surprised response for having (you) as a customer.
The “random bullshit ,go!” Did me in 😂
Okay but why did Dog pope Miriel, the goodest boy actually make me wanna cry? He’s even there for you even after you and he still has hope you’ll share his faith, faith that all things can be conjoined and be as one, in harmony. I love Dog pope ❤️
0:44 Well technically he's not wrong
I will agree elden ring did dragons so well
Comparing it to skyrim is kinda cheap though, one is over a decade old while the other has access to more advanced ai
4:58
"Give a quote from the game that can be used in bed."
"I anticipate good work from thee."
OR
"You may leave now. It was but brief, but thou gavest me fine service."
OR
"Well then. Shall we? My dear consort, eternal."
0:28 false
Step 1 through for proceed as explained.
Corrected step 5: perform assisted seppuku on you with manifested dagger that didn't exist a moment ago.
Okay Turtle Pope. I have three confessions.
1: I used Moonveil after being invaded three times and all three they used Moonveil in early Elden Ring.
2: I contributed to many player deaths when I put down a " try down! " message by a ledge to nothing.
3: I used Rivers of Blood to kill invaders in early Elden Ring. I was not a coward about it, but this was back before people had effective counters to " buffed up Rivers of Blood and a RoB user that doesn't just spam the special attack. " - so it was pretty consistent at slapping people down. I used it only three times, then I felt like scum and never used it again unless I was off-handing it while fighting Malenia.
The Underground Region blew my freaking mind when I first found it. I was like "Oh wow this area is cool...oh...OH!!!"
Also "INT, VIT, MND, END, INT, VIT, MND, END, INT, VIT, MND, END"
Literally, ive 100% played the game three times, completed all xbox achievements, finished each npc's quest at least once, and spent time farming for most items to add to my collection... and have literally never used one of my consumables. I keep telling myself that i'll be glad to have them at some point. I've never even activated a great rune.
You should at least activate a great rune, Morgott or Godrick’s are my go to
right? idek what great runes do
I onlt activated a rune to cast Law of Regression......then chose a different ending.
@@Pcr12 lol This is hilarious… XD
Sounds too cool man. Also highly unbelievable.
Honestly the open world feature was a major reason why I decided to buy it. It's my first software game and 100 hours in all I have to say is I wish I bought this on day one it's unreal how beautiful and terrifying this game can be.
new players: why do u keep trying to cut off the bosses tail?
dauntless players: u wouldn't get it.
Hell, i keep trying it just because of dark souls 1
I don’t know if I had a dream of it but I thought attacking their arms horns etc would actually weaken them. I haven’t played monster hunter or dauntless in a year
@@ThyBait my brother thought they would break too. So i know what you mean.
6:55 That is the most relatable thing I've seen in a while LMAO
Ngl, Godrick having a lobster instead of a dragon seems even scarier to me
"Give a quote from the game that can be used in bed"
"I have given thee courtesy enough"
Put these foolish ambitions to rest 😂
8:09 no the real "shit's about to go down" is when the no fast travel icon appears.
This is the best elden ring memes I've ever soon dude 🤣its so relatable as well
It's been eight months since the game was released, but it's still fun. All the scenery was beautiful and all the monsters were impressive. I've liked this company's game since the previous series, but I think I like it even more through this game.
3:18 I hate how you can't attack until you've gotten rid of that pop up. I haven't noticed it before a number of times and then got whacked because I couldn't attack or dodge
Oh yes... Tarnished, are we? Come to the Lands Between for the Elden Ring, hmm?
Of course you have. No shame in it.
Unfortunately for you, however, you are maidenless.
You maidenless runt... Who do you think I am?
11:32 If that was the actual boss fight, the first time I fought him, I'd laugh my ass off... If I had bypassed the castle then came back before fighting him the first time, I'd quit right then and never challenge him again.
Those shits will 360 no scope you from across the map blindfolded
7:00 bro I was running around somewhere in limgrave as a low level thinking I was safe and I saw some dude spamming all his attacks and flasks and I immediately fast traveled out of there
Any NPC that puts up a fight when you attack:
"May I interest you in my wares?"
Notices the giant pool of blood around him from players dying
So I have a short tale... I just started playing Elden Ring yesterday and I spent about 10-11 hrs just looting and delving into limgrave and immediate surrounding areas except... I hadn't met Melina yet xD I didn't know how to meet her and didn't realize you had to actually rest at the sites of grace so I explored without Torrent for all of those 10 hrs but an even bigger problem was... I DIDN'T LEVEL UP FOR 10 HRS!! I went to fight Margit and tried to use summons but couldn't because you only get the bell after talking to "Ranni?" Which is after Melina so I fought Margit as a lvl 9 Samurai with a +3 Uchigatana and Godrick Soldier armours. However, with the help of Rogier, it only took about 10 attempts and only 15 mins ish because I was spamming Unsheathe, bleed procs and poise breaks and he went down without too much trouble. I feel I didn't get the feelings of the DS community after that fight despite not using 2 of the main features of the game xD
19:45 that's probably when radahn was smaller, when he got bigger he also got stronger and more proficient with magic. I also don't see how that makes morgott more wholesome than radahn. It's also a fact that when radahn wasn't an empty husk he was the strongest demigod
I remember seeing online that Astel was crazy tough after my Gag character build stumbled into the fight and I won second try XD then I proceeded to get absolutely bodied by invisible assassins across the river 🤣🤣
Elden ring meme collection? Hell yeah!
For those of you who don’t know there’s a tiny monolith in places like boss rooms and open areas that is the reason we’re able to summon spirits.
That random mini boss in limgrave 50 hours in is so relatable, I actually felt sorry for some of them.
1:51 funny enough I know the EXACT one he's talking about
The Giants Mountaintop Catacombs, in case you're wondering...
Actually, malenia had eyes when she fought radahn, shes imune to rot, and she got her blindness when she woke up to fight us they got her when she was asleep
Source on her having eyes when she fought Radahn? I just checked the trailer, and it's /very/ hard to tell through her visor, but her face /looks/ rotted under it. You can see darker patches where her eyes would be, but that's also true on her helmetless Goddess of Rot model, so it doesn't seem conclusive. On balance it looks to me like she's blind during their duel.
Also, she's definitely not immune to rot, either in game mechanics (though her rot resistance is very high) or in the lore, where suffering from the Scarlet Rot is kind of her main thing. I'm legitimately not sure why you think she's immune.
4:05- Blackreach! I couldn't recall for the life of me what that skyrim underground area was named, but that's exactly what it reminded me of.
I got Blackreach vibes instantly when I saw the glowing stars as I descended further down into the darkness. Skyrim is a masterpiece. But also has nightmares that can give players like me, Vietnam flashbacks when I know I'm entering a familiar place to a game that made me rage for a week.
3:50 - thats literally me. I explored Limegrave, the Weeping Peninsula and a big part of Cealid/the Dragonburrow before i defeated Margit. A lot of that even before i knew he existed.
As someone who only recently started playing elden ring these memes make me incredibly happy
Tho sis amazing, keep making these. This was the highlight of my day!
RR Martin also contributed some of the most a##-hole NPCs that I have ever seen in any game.(Looking at you Diallos, F__king Edgar and Gideon Jerkoff!) I wanted to like Diallos, but the fact he didn’t avenge his *Childhood Friend* and joined the Volcano Manor for real after 2 seconds… If it had been at least 1 assassination mission, then maybe I would have been less 🧂.
ok but consider blaidd then. Blaidd is such a sweetheart and im absolutely destroyed by what happened to him.
SPOILER: I still don't finish diallos quest (The last time i saw him was on volcano manor) but saw some videos about npc's quests after finishing elden ring and... Diallos have an amazing development, cause he appears in Jarborg after volcano manor, but with a different purpose: to protect the friendly jars dudes, also he won The respect of The village. So he started losing his childhood friend, his purpose to live and joining The volcano manor knowing he was becoming a traitor, he had nothing after all, but when he come to jarburg, he found a new purpose and become a hero for them, overcoming his childhood's death and cleaning his sin
Think diallos is like theon greyjoy of lands between.
Diallos redeems himself at the end of his quest by sacrificing himself to protect the jars
21:00 Thing is, if you use it, and she (we all know who she is) surprises you with a new attack you weren't familiar with (or worse, one Fromsoft decided to add in a patch because screw you, that's why) and wrecks you, you don't get the consumable back. So yeah. Never, ever use anything.
Who's she??
@@shadanali2587 Malenia.
@@tyrongkojy She isn't that tough I guess... I beat her in 2 tries... And i have a hole instead of my spine... Cause I use mimic and hoarfrost stomp to cheese her.... ಥ‿ಥ
Love the thumbnail. The hardest part of the academy for me in terms of deaths was the first 2 guys at the steps. Wtf
"you can't possibly make a more annoying enemy than dogs"
Here I present you dogs but with wings (bats and storm hawks)
Have you tried a bow? they're easily in stat range for most any physical build.
17:25 act fans know exactly who he’s talking about lmao
9:45 and make Mohg attracted to his forever young younger brother.
I’m surprised by all the “STR Bad” memes, honestly. I’m on my 6th playthrough and hammer build has just been phenomenal!
With the recent patches, they sped up the animations of greatswords and other big weapons, originally they were so slow that for fast bosses getting hit was a necesity in order to deal damage. You can check videos to compare between the old speed and the new one, it's kinda hilarious
Margit saying ladies foolish ambitions to rest is too good lol 😆
I have a tip for the map markers there is a limit to the number you can have active so just place a bunch of new ones and the old one you can't find will be deleted, and then delete the ones you just placed
at 2:09 that's a banger meme if i've ever seen one
Tip for str builds did you know that consecutive heavy attacks stagger really easily and if you have lions claw while you have fp if you use it on malania she's knocked on the ground
Good to know. In general, str+ Lions claw Is very good against human type boss and my personal go to with NPC and crucible knights
1:41 One of the dungeons requires you to ride up a guillotine to a balcony. What the fuck? Remember to look up and down in every room kiddies otherwise you'll miss a lot.
The Raya Lucaria and Siofria River ones are so true
6:10 when I first started playing Elden ring and used my first stone sword key, I was so used to triple A titles that I was certain that there was gonna be an in game store later where you could buy them
7:53 To the guy who suggested Elden Ring needed some fixes, I wanna see his reaction to Elden Ring winning Game of the Year. I bet he is just seething in rage and sorrow.
Man child wants his hand to be held
11:35 If Godrick actually had a lobster hand I would have died a lot more than I did. Those things are annoying.
5:03 I COMMAND THEE KNEEL
“I have never known defeat”
The best message I've ever seen in a souls game was Bloodborne. It just said "wretched bird" and then a crow I didn't see got my ass. Very helpful. Wish it was a little further back...
4:10 not gonna lie, you gonna learn more spells in there than at Hogwarts
2:12 is my favorite so far
the migraine one got me 7:05
So I beat Margit for the first time a couple days ago, after dying to him about a dozen times. And I had no idea until today that it was even possible to get a cooperator summon for that fight lmaooo
PS: I also hadn't known you needed to talk to Ranni to get the summoning bell, so I didn't have any help with the fight via summons either lol
The best thing about having parents that game just as much as me is that they'll send me videos like this and we all understand them☺️
Wholesome family ahead. 🎉
Memorizing the boss movements so I can die intelligently is probably the most hilarious one 😂😂😂😂😂