The problem is everyone in fallout is a psychopath, so how is Joe gonna build a team? The answer is, just ignoring some of the rampant violence and erratic behavior and staying in his lane. His own extremely violent lane.
True... but I heard rumors of synths using stimpaks mid-battle. Hopefully we can ask Sturges his professional opinion on 'those people' using stimpaks.
My guy, I don't know exactly where does your planning stop and your improv starts with this stories, but it's fucking great. You started out as a very funny youtuber, but by now, you've shown you're very talented for this. Keep it up!
The daughter of the guy you killed is like that "you and a hyperintelligent snail are both immortal and gain 1 million dollars, but if the snail (who knows where you are at all times) touches you, you die" thing
I dont blame some for looking into Valentines beautiful glowing eyes and thinking theres no way they're real ❤️❤️ Imasynth is such a lovely last name too, i would love to have it for my own one day. 👰♀️
With this series and the last of joe joeman’s adventures in Tamriel, can honestly say Mylque is fucking top class. Never laughed so much watching RUclips
I wanted to watch this video so much that I did the google age registration thing. Thank you for making such good content that I stopped procrastinating.
Didn't know that was a thing? I joined in the old Google Plus days where you had to give your mother's location, your education transcript and your fingerprints...
Here's a theory about the mysterious past of Joe Joeman. He came to a town outside the Commonwealth which had a Mr Handy tending a general store at night while the owner slept. However, this robot prohibited Joe Joeman from smoking because he correlated the amount Joe Joeman was buying and smoking as a risk to his health, and could not resolve it in its programming to give Joe Joeman another packet since it would hurt the customer. Hence Joe Joeman's vow to destroy all mechanical life forms.
I sympathize with that story: one time I was visiting Covenant (trader caravan, you know how it is) when all of a sudden this robot floats up to me and asks if I want lemonade. I said yes and it gave me what tasted like cat piss and rancid mirelurk eggs, delicious. I asked for another and that DUMB PIECE OF METAL says "lImIt 1 pEr cUstOmEr pEr dAy". To put a long story short, I was later fired for 'trespassing on neutral ground' and 'smelling like a ghoul from the glowing sea'. Stupid robots and their sympathizers.
Mylque, I don't know if you'll ever see this, but I've gotta say, you are the best RUclipsr I've watched in a long time. You are so funny and I'm always so excited for your uploads, ever since the first episode of the Skyrim series. I truly enjoy your content (which is, admittedly, a rarity for RUclipsrs nowadays) and I feel that you belong with the greats. I wish you the best of luck with your RUclips journey, and can't wait to see where it takes you. Best, Diem
12:19 never had teh town turn against me when i was getting attacked...oh well, it just works... 19:07 a synth component can only be taken when the synth is dead, not alive
Massive pet peeve of mine: the character ligthing in fo4 is really aggressive and looks bad af (like at 6:29). You can turn it of by just typing "cl off" into the console and the game will look infinitly better.
5:29 but the bloodbugs *(GIANT MOSQUITOES)* can inject their giant Proboscis or needle if you can call it that, into your chest and cause well I dunno a hole. So much that they suck up, do they get it from the heart?
"fallout is no stranger to mystery. look at the Mysterious stranger for instance"
he has such a way with words
*Fallout *Look *Stranger
The problem is everyone in fallout is a psychopath, so how is Joe gonna build a team? The answer is, just ignoring some of the rampant violence and erratic behavior and staying in his lane. His own extremely violent lane.
Yes×
I can’t believe Nick wasn’t a super mutant the whole time 💔💔
He's just a guy with stage 5 cancer
He just smokes a bunch.
@@Puffinmen You're clearly wrong, Nick Valentine is a pre-war ghoul.
Don't Know Why Anyone Could Think Nicotine Valentine Is Synth, I Mean He Took A Bath.
I've heard people mixing up nicotine addicts with ghouls but synths? How dare they! 😡
I can’t believe I miss one stream and Joe spends it role playing about being filled with cream
Wha
@@tommyk7061 holy cannoli
holy cannoli spin off episode was good, hope joe returns next episode
I wonder if that D.C. Guard will ever get him ointment :(
10:22 he doesn’t need “robot” repair kits to get back up he uses *STIMPAKS*
True... but I heard rumors of synths using stimpaks mid-battle. Hopefully we can ask Sturges his professional opinion on 'those people' using stimpaks.
@@friendlyneighborhooddislik486"People"?
Next time you lose your kid to a cyborg, don't go crying to Nick Valentine.
Go crying to Dogmeat.
Meeko*
@@ChukedMeeko's too busy.
*buttons
Delicious rations*
Joe may hate Synths, but Holy Cannoly considers Nicotine Valentine as a friend.
Having negative charisma but always attempting the speech check is honestly a great bit
Please continue doing this kind of videos,please, I NEED IT.
me too
My guy, I don't know exactly where does your planning stop and your improv starts with this stories, but it's fucking great. You started out as a very funny youtuber, but by now, you've shown you're very talented for this. Keep it up!
The daughter of the guy you killed is like that "you and a hyperintelligent snail are both immortal and gain 1 million dollars, but if the snail (who knows where you are at all times) touches you, you die" thing
How much is 1 million dollars in caps?
@@friendlyneighborhooddislik486
About tree fiddy.
I’ve heard that one before and I could solve the snail problem with the shit in my kitchen. Rubber gloves and a mason jar.
What is the snail going to do with one million dollars?
@@MOLEMITTS12 Yeah I mean intelligent as the snail is, it's a snail. Unless you're stupid, a jar does the job just fine.
I cant stop watching mylque
Ong its like an addiction
Yes
big props for your story telling in these joe joeman video's. Better than some series.
When joe murdered that armless trigger man in that hallway it really set a tone for the rest of the seris
The cat and mouse with the crazy lady had me dyin then the trigger man shows up outta know where 🤣 shit took me out
I dont blame some for looking into Valentines beautiful glowing eyes and thinking theres no way they're real ❤️❤️
Imasynth is such a lovely last name too, i would love to have it for my own one day. 👰♀️
With this series and the last of joe joeman’s adventures in Tamriel, can honestly say Mylque is fucking top class. Never laughed so much watching RUclips
Even across universes, Joe Joeman consistently fights for justice. Brings a tear to my eye...
Too bad the racism core won in this universe, thus causing the apocalypse and Joe’s hatred of robots
Triggermen were hired by that kid's Dad, the kid you molotoved over the drug deal.
"Keeping us wondering, what will happen next?" *Suicide Mutant about to implode* XD fucking gold
No YOU were wrong about valentine
Poor Joe is gonna be devastated when he meets DiMA
I can watch VODs of your streams in one sitting, they feel like they are edited videos somehow, You are absolutely goated.
Running from Solomon turned into a Nerbit video
You are such a storyteller. Loved the Skyrim series, I’m loving this one too.
Nicotine valentine being human with amnesia > Nick valentine synth
I wanted to watch this video so much that I did the google age registration thing. Thank you for making such good content that I stopped procrastinating.
Eeeeehhhh same
Didn't know that was a thing? I joined in the old Google Plus days where you had to give your mother's location, your education transcript and your fingerprints...
Henry cooks daughter has real alien/ Mr.x vibes.
that last line had me dying lmao
Here's a theory about the mysterious past of Joe Joeman.
He came to a town outside the Commonwealth which had a Mr Handy tending a general store at night while the owner slept. However, this robot prohibited Joe Joeman from smoking because he correlated the amount Joe Joeman was buying and smoking as a risk to his health, and could not resolve it in its programming to give Joe Joeman another packet since it would hurt the customer. Hence Joe Joeman's vow to destroy all mechanical life forms.
I was under the assumption it was because Liberty Prime interrupted Joe's noontime nap
I sympathize with that story: one time I was visiting Covenant (trader caravan, you know how it is) when all of a sudden this robot floats up to me and asks if I want lemonade. I said yes and it gave me what tasted like cat piss and rancid mirelurk eggs, delicious. I asked for another and that DUMB PIECE OF METAL says "lImIt 1 pEr cUstOmEr pEr dAy". To put a long story short, I was later fired for 'trespassing on neutral ground' and 'smelling like a ghoul from the glowing sea'. Stupid robots and their sympathizers.
"Plus, he didn't try to kill my fucking dog" That does make him human, even if his body is robotic.
P.S. Sturges from the minutemen is a synth
So is the Sole Survivor.
@@themudpit621 no. that is a theory with zero evidence to back it up.
Mylque,
I don't know if you'll ever see this, but I've gotta say, you are the best RUclipsr I've watched in a long time. You are so funny and I'm always so excited for your uploads, ever since the first episode of the Skyrim series. I truly enjoy your content (which is, admittedly, a rarity for RUclipsrs nowadays) and I feel that you belong with the greats. I wish you the best of luck with your RUclips journey, and can't wait to see where it takes you.
Best,
Diem
Those sunglasses are an affront to the eyes.
Nick seems human enough. I'll take it.
She like nemesis slowly stalking you 😂
joe joeman is definitely a main character in my heart
The way she walks around the corner
0:38 I just had a heart attack.
12:19 never had teh town turn against me when i was getting attacked...oh well, it just works...
19:07 a synth component can only be taken when the synth is dead, not alive
I just realised Joe smocked so much he ghoulified, because there was no skooma in Wasteland 😮
Lol I read the title and thought this was a rdr2 video. Then I saw it was mylque and I was instantly happier
Far harbor is gonna be really interesting with Cannoli's favorite human companion along...
# of Targets At Large: 5
# of Targets At Small: 0
This is my favorite series rn
RUclips, HBO, Netflix, everything
Honestly amazing video. I admit I had my reservations at first but this is definitive proof Nicotine Valentine is clearly human
0:00 when you're a gamer horse
The best part of my week, clicked so fast on that notification 😂
3:25
This made me laugh to much😭
Massive pet peeve of mine: the character ligthing in fo4 is really aggressive and looks bad af (like at 6:29). You can turn it of by just typing "cl off" into the console and the game will look infinitly better.
I Just binged watched the whole joe joeman saga and thank you this shit is awesome
The last point is the most valid point.
To be fair if you scratch a mosquito bite until it becomes a wound it DOES spot itching
Can't wait for animated shorts from your videos
The mystery is why you never disarmed the damn floor trap!!! 4:23
It'd be a really cool plot twist if Joe Joeman turns out to be a robot
He's simply too perfect.... synth!Joe Joeman just makes too much sense
0:41 He knows too much
Holy canoli is my favorite character now
I hope someone makes *Holy Cannoli* in the funny dress fanart
This series is amazing
I feel like the silver shroud swag is in the holy cannolis future
5:29 but the bloodbugs *(GIANT MOSQUITOES)* can inject their giant Proboscis or needle if you can call it that, into your chest and cause well I dunno a hole. So much that they suck up, do they get it from the heart?
This channel is incredible and super underrated
Genuinely my favorite series on RUclips atm
Preston is the real synth.
If you grab a gun from a corpse you get like half a magazine of ammo
Nah you see nick just smoked his whole body to be prosthetics
9:17 😂smoking putting iron in your lungs. He took it too literally. That’s just smoked up wounds, wait ow.
GET EM MECKO.. UH I MEAN BUTTONS 😂😂😂
Nick Valentine is probably the only follower I ever used full time.
Ah Yes At Least He Didn't Try And Kill Meeko
You should put on Reg's pain grunt mod. The screams would suit this show great.
And they are funny as all hell!!!!
I thought joe’s code name would’ve been “High King”
I was clicking this expecting a professional video, then i heard that distinct voice
Joes the type of guy that gets a gift card, uses some of the money, then forgets about like half of it.
youve built quite the cult following here
So I guess Nick is the new Faendal
Just stumbled across this gem of a channel. Hilarious jokes and storytelling ❤
Babe wake up mylque uploaded
thank you for being here Mylque :) your content brings joy to my life
joe is crazy on the iron sights bro
I see a Nerbit playthrough idea here
Mylque! More VODs this week? I need something to look forward to in this hellscape we call life!!
The fact my name is Kyle scared me
NEW MYLQUE NEW MYLQUE
Holy cannoli should do the big dig quest in good neighbor
Can't believe Joe Joeman is working with a robot clanker. Smh my head.
Finally, my weekly dose
Joe joeman but with guns, part 4
True hey maybe preston is a syth he doesn't like dogs
valentine said he's a simp not a synth smh
joe joeman age restricted speedrun any%
man this series is amazing
Funny and authentic videos man
Never thought I needed a vid about Nikki V’s humanity
Holy Cannoli is the hero the wasteland needs
Nicks the one good robot.
whoooo new Mylque video