I'm not scared of Philo Stone!! | Ascension 20 Defect Run | Slay the Spire

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[@moogobIin]

Your ability to make magic with runs which I would've gotten absolutely trashed by is amazing

[@pgoogler]

This comment made me think he won against the heart 😭

[@moogobIin]

@@pgooglerI'm sorry bro, I still considered the rest to be magical because of how far he managed to get LOL

[@unclenchasbestos]

Not even finished with this video yet, but this is a clown car full of unicorns falling off a mountainside with an international jewel thief at the wheel diving out the sunroof into a helicopter kind of run for real. Amazing

[@Shazibee]

45:07 A rare, unironic, store-bought enlightenment. What a run lol

[@robertdascoli949]

This was the most cursed run I've ever seen. Those card selections were brutal.

[@dangereuxdave]

Prior to watching this, I had just played (and lost) a string of Defect runs with card rewards so dismally unlucky that I was almost starting to wonder if Defect had any good cards.
Watching this run felt like therapy.
The one positive takeaway from bad luck, I think, is that it really conditions me to focus my attention on all the little details that can make a difference.
Thanks Jorbs, I’ve learnt tons from watching your runs and it’s really opened the game up for me.

[@sfumato8884]

Unbelievable you were able to get anywhere near the heart considering those card rewards! Pure skill!

[@moogobIin]

This was, without a doubt, a run where cards were offered

[@xDrJekyll]

spoiler

[@80lightelmo]

Honestly debatable.

[@tomjackal5708]

dubious

[@snorlax7265]

Haha "cards"

[@unclenchasbestos]

Amazing run. See also extended unicorn clown car comment

[@Jorbs]

Thank you!

[@namvutranngoc6945]

wow this run was beyond screwed. jorbs you're insanely good at this game, I didn't even think for a second that you would've gotten anywhere past act 1 and yet!?

[@SgtGitaroo]

these enemies' poor eyes...

[@mikked01]

♫ He ain't afraid o' no stone! ♫

[@wirelessbaguette8997]

everyone saying these card rewards suck but like? floor 3 ball lightning, Doom and Gloom shortly before an elite, cool headed at some point, compile driver by the end of the act... like, that's a pretty good act 1 set of rewards

[@CardCheckerStS]

Timestamps for when Jorbs picks up the relic in the thumbnail (Philosopher's Stone):
Philosopher's Stone: (17:57)

[@Ghib134]

Absolute disbelief at the act 3 bosses and onwards
Holy smokes

[@peddroelm]

a CLAW deck without a single claw card :)

[@forcefulstorm6187]

!dig

[@konstantinalika6889]

Wtf i can watch only 360

[@gabrieljimenez4329]

Dunno why it happened but it got fixed somehow

[@jamesgardner1825]

I wonder sometimes if he is that masterful at building decks and playing or if he is just playing on a different version of the game than me because I swear I have a 90% chance to pull the cards I need or for something to go my way and 95% of the time it doesn’t happen that way like the game is blatantly giving me the worst possible outcome or straight cheating me, and it is fucking infuriating

[@mememaster8050]

Holy shit those card rewards sucked