"Street self-defense techniques(23)"

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  • Опубликовано: 23 окт 2024

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @Thereallocalanarchist
    @Thereallocalanarchist 4 месяца назад +4762

    “Unable to pursue further”
    Yea I think you fuckin killed him

  • @BlueCreeper01-o4v
    @BlueCreeper01-o4v 5 месяцев назад +6823

    "How fast can you kick?"
    "Not that fast."
    "HOW fast?"
    "Only mach 8"

    • @КлоунКлоунович-з2з
      @КлоунКлоунович-з2з 5 месяцев назад +32

      Mach 8 on the 25km altitude

    • @mentoska7427
      @mentoska7427 5 месяцев назад +34

      Nah honestly pretty sure I heard a sonic boom in that kick

    • @Hideyokids13
      @Hideyokids13 5 месяцев назад +10

      Katsumi orochi ahh kick💀🕊️

    • @napalmbhoji
      @napalmbhoji 5 месяцев назад +4

      my skin would come right off

    • @urbijjez
      @urbijjez 5 месяцев назад +4

      MACH 8 BYE😭😭😭😭

  • @SleepyCatPing
    @SleepyCatPing 5 месяцев назад +8516

    "Someone approaches you with a gun-"
    "I shoot them."
    "But you dont have a gun."
    "Did I stutter?"

    • @mohammedosman-r3g
      @mohammedosman-r3g 5 месяцев назад +51

      Godly comment

    • @thedarkpaladinorios4465
      @thedarkpaladinorios4465 5 месяцев назад +23

      gun boots

    • @LivingDead77
      @LivingDead77 5 месяцев назад +11

      Have you ever seen someone get mugged from 4 feet away?

    • @bug5654
      @bug5654 5 месяцев назад

      Stay strapped or get clapped.

    • @Pridembttrthnyu
      @Pridembttrthnyu 5 месяцев назад +19

      "Remember son: a gun always beats martial arts. ALWAYS."- Stan Smith

  • @opaqueman5043
    @opaqueman5043 3 месяца назад +227

    That guy fell over like a character in Family Guy. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time I needed this.

    • @alephnull4044
      @alephnull4044 3 месяца назад +2

      That's so accurate lmao

    • @GhostCracker0
      @GhostCracker0 3 месяца назад +1

      Bro turned in mid air 💀

    • @alexandersterling6334
      @alexandersterling6334 3 месяца назад +2

      And the comment section only makes it better! I'm fucking DED dead!! 😂😂

    • @sylism5086
      @sylism5086 3 месяца назад +1

      Your comment took it to a whole new level 😂😂😂

    • @Alex-xi4bg
      @Alex-xi4bg 2 месяца назад

      Dawg I laughed and then I saw the video freeze I thought that man died 💀💀💀💀

  • @BarsusDraco
    @BarsusDraco 5 месяцев назад +4662

    Switching to your legs is always faster than reloading your gun.

    • @unfunnyducky
      @unfunnyducky 5 месяцев назад +52

      Switching to your arms is always faster than reloading your leg

    • @Shadoxite
      @Shadoxite 5 месяцев назад +12

      Switching to your "leg" is faster than reloading your arms

    • @Bialy_1
      @Bialy_1 5 месяцев назад +2

      Time of one shot guns are over...
      And if you want to see how fast human can pull a gun on you there is a video of the record holder but he is too fast to even notice on that video that he shots twice as you have impresion that you heard only one shot...

    • @antonoid2764
      @antonoid2764 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@Bialy_1It’s faster to kick somebody than to reload your gun.

    • @TheMrBob2
      @TheMrBob2 5 месяцев назад +2

      Switch to yours legs as it's faster then your bullets

  • @gionicol_
    @gionicol_ 4 месяца назад +3530

    "Powerful kick to the nerves"
    * proceeds to kick his entire nervous system *

    • @charlesmullen3359
      @charlesmullen3359 4 месяца назад +20

      Out of his body...

    • @themonsterpeq
      @themonsterpeq 4 месяца назад +8

      His soul 😂

    • @reevus01
      @reevus01 4 месяца назад

      NGL, I thought he kicked him in the nut .

    • @The_Conqueeftador
      @The_Conqueeftador 4 месяца назад +3

      Yeah, first train 10 years kicking a tree to deliver that kind of kick without snapping your own tibia in the process.

    • @AppealToTheStoned
      @AppealToTheStoned 4 месяца назад +1

      "Kick to the nerves" is crazy. lol

  • @Erythnull
    @Erythnull 5 месяцев назад +129752

    "Hey man, want to be in a video"?
    "Sure"

    • @wendallarrow5569
      @wendallarrow5569 5 месяцев назад +1156

      Now he has to buy an automatic

    • @exoduslnx
      @exoduslnx 5 месяцев назад +921

      "Hey man wanna be in a wheelchair for life?"
      "sure"

    • @laplanchaqma
      @laplanchaqma 5 месяцев назад +95

      😅😂

    • @FranMorello
      @FranMorello 5 месяцев назад +73

      😂😂😂😂 dude😂😂

    • @Sifujonrister
      @Sifujonrister 5 месяцев назад +62

      Except for that now, you’re guilty of assault not self-defense

  • @Alberto974-b3f
    @Alberto974-b3f 3 месяца назад +29

    Bro that kick was a canon event bruh😭

  • @apeblackberry3641
    @apeblackberry3641 5 месяцев назад +17737

    Bro kicked so hard he broke the sound barrier 💀

    • @suhas775
      @suhas775 5 месяцев назад +36

      empty rooms make more noise

    • @lordb3423
      @lordb3423 5 месяцев назад +63

      If that were me it would've broken my leg and not the sound

    • @SwagTinCommander
      @SwagTinCommander 5 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@lordb3423woulda broke more than a leg

    • @Mir_Man22
      @Mir_Man22 5 месяцев назад +6

      speed of video is several times multiplied. Nobody kicks that fast and falls that fast.😂😂😂

    • @gabusdeux
      @gabusdeux 5 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@Mir_Man22 my guy have you ever fell? This isn't sped up at all and he's a trained martial artist.

  • @LotusEclipse
    @LotusEclipse 5 месяцев назад +4099

    ‘I heard a loud bang, did you shoot him?’
    ‘Leg kick’

    • @amethystyeong7244
      @amethystyeong7244 5 месяцев назад +23

      KAMEN RIDER FINAL: RIDER KICK

    • @SKNDR
      @SKNDR 5 месяцев назад +1

      Understandable

    • @stonerbinch
      @stonerbinch 5 месяцев назад +3

      "leg kick" as if fist kick is the default 💀 /j

    • @Meloncholist
      @Meloncholist 5 месяцев назад +1

      unsuspecting victim

    • @Jxlqrrr
      @Jxlqrrr 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@stonerbinchare u slow he meant kicking on a leg

  • @Elthenar
    @Elthenar 6 месяцев назад +9021

    That kick was an extinction level event.

    • @MoreBollocks-ui2zs
      @MoreBollocks-ui2zs 5 месяцев назад +13

      you're reading to the sound of the pad.

    • @archivedocumentaries6776
      @archivedocumentaries6776 5 месяцев назад +2

      Busta rhymes

    • @vladimirurkas5361
      @vladimirurkas5361 5 месяцев назад +7

      One punch man 😂

    • @archivedocumentaries6776
      @archivedocumentaries6776 5 месяцев назад +10

      @@vladimirurkas5361 threat level: God

    • @krislarsen6546
      @krislarsen6546 5 месяцев назад +21

      I gotten kicked there before. I was rendered completely helpless afterwards I could not get get up for like 20 minutes. Not because of pain but because my my leg would not work

  • @ColinEipstein
    @ColinEipstein 3 месяца назад +18

    Your comedic timing is spot on.

  • @Morrtr2524
    @Morrtr2524 5 месяцев назад +30653

    They forgot to add in "But only if you can kick like a 12 gauge."

    • @williamm4366
      @williamm4366 5 месяцев назад +413

      That's what you learn in less than 3 years of muay thai if you train regularly, nothing impossible here.

    • @christopheduron6181
      @christopheduron6181 5 месяцев назад

      5 minutes. Take it or leave it​@@williamm4366

    • @LocoRoco2009
      @LocoRoco2009 5 месяцев назад +139

      Seems more like a 4 gauge to me…

    • @kilo1901
      @kilo1901 5 месяцев назад +190

      @@williamm4366
      Don’t they obliterate your shins so they won’t feel anything?

    • @EthicsCommitteeSCP
      @EthicsCommitteeSCP 5 месяцев назад +85

      ⁠@@LocoRoco2009 I had a friend shoot one, (No clue what in particular.) guess who had a dislocated shoulder…

  • @Miguel-uk2ve
    @Miguel-uk2ve 5 месяцев назад +1987

    "Render them unable to persuit" proceeds to fucking obliterate his leg

  • @Big_Hoss777
    @Big_Hoss777 5 месяцев назад +2608

    That kick was so strong that future generations will feel it.

    • @datguy6745
      @datguy6745 5 месяцев назад +13

      dude imprinted the safety response of not accepting video record requests into the DNA of all of his descendants with just one kick. Goddamn.

    • @Diabl05564
      @Diabl05564 5 месяцев назад +13

      "Dad, why does my leg hurt all the time?
      "I was in a youtube video son."

    • @punkdrop8582
      @punkdrop8582 5 месяцев назад +2

      its sped up

    • @Not_RedKeyMon
      @Not_RedKeyMon 5 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah for past and future generations 💀

    • @Not_RedKeyMon
      @Not_RedKeyMon 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@punkdrop8582 get your Boomer ahh out ah here

  • @yxriqzz
    @yxriqzz 3 месяца назад +51

    "Follow up with a powerful kick
    to the nerves."
    Bruda you just made the man disabled 😭🙏

  • @wehavelandedentertainment
    @wehavelandedentertainment 5 месяцев назад +7567

    "What happened to Jeff?"
    "Oh, he got rendered."

    •  5 месяцев назад +18

      Best one ever!

    • @allboutculture4794
      @allboutculture4794 5 месяцев назад +16

      I love the internet man this was the comment lol

    • @VanderLinde.
      @VanderLinde. 5 месяцев назад +4

      damnnnnn 💀

    • @jeffreyjames2351
      @jeffreyjames2351 5 месяцев назад +11

      I’m Jeff and can confirm I am rendered

    • @iRemainNameless
      @iRemainNameless 4 месяца назад

      oh i slmost got rendered too reading that comment

  • @dragneeladhoo6023
    @dragneeladhoo6023 5 месяцев назад +5254

    That kick felt more personal than self-defence.

    • @thomaswebb4468
      @thomaswebb4468 4 месяца назад +3

      Hahahahhaha. Made my night😅

    • @ChronoMatsumari
      @ChronoMatsumari 4 месяца назад +7

      That's the point - when provoked in that manner, your response should remove any doubt that it was personal.

    • @HunterX57
      @HunterX57 4 месяца назад +4

      This is what a Thai Boxer calls "Extreme restraint", it was only a leg kick.

    • @shinjid3705
      @shinjid3705 4 месяца назад +2

      But realistic. Thats how the attacker would go down real quick 😂😂😂

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 4 месяца назад +1

      Self-offence

  • @Jack-ts4wq
    @Jack-ts4wq 6 месяцев назад +3572

    “Render them unable to pursue” *proceeds to kick him with the power of a thousand suns*

    • @generaljedi8691
      @generaljedi8691 5 месяцев назад +84

      Have you been getting your calcium? Let me test your femur real quick

    • @usmcnate1983
      @usmcnate1983 5 месяцев назад +6

      😂

    • @Goldman_Bernstein
      @Goldman_Bernstein 5 месяцев назад +5

      Best comment today!

    • @Jack-ts4wq
      @Jack-ts4wq 5 месяцев назад +20

      @@generaljedi8691 *snaps femur in half like a pretzel stick*

    • @wander1139
      @wander1139 5 месяцев назад +2

      reminds me of the z move from Pokémon the light the burned the sky your god dang right wheedle fainted the sun got dropped on them

  • @georgeevans3685
    @georgeevans3685 3 месяца назад +32

    Bro got hit so hard not even Google could find him

  • @professornub675
    @professornub675 5 месяцев назад +5030

    That kick kinda felt personal ngl

    • @omaralamin8169
      @omaralamin8169 5 месяцев назад +25

      He owes him 20bucks

    • @broimhigh.ugh.
      @broimhigh.ugh. 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@omaralamin8169how did he owe the 20 bucks? 🤔

    • @omaralamin8169
      @omaralamin8169 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@broimhigh.ugh. Its a joke brp

    • @Demoniccreaten
      @Demoniccreaten 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@broimhigh.ugh.I think it’s because he needed gas money and never paid him back

    • @dllemon
      @dllemon 5 месяцев назад

      KINDA

  • @Metalmachine18
    @Metalmachine18 6 месяцев назад +9892

    I translated the advice:
    “Be a highly trained fighter”

    • @NobodyDungeons
      @NobodyDungeons 5 месяцев назад +86

      Bingo

    • @nunyabidnes6010
      @nunyabidnes6010 5 месяцев назад +62

      Exactly LMAO

    • @underworldshinigami
      @underworldshinigami 5 месяцев назад

      Yea better fucking practice your kicks like your fucking rock Lee

    • @kaiohshin2322
      @kaiohshin2322 5 месяцев назад +21

      So question is, why arent you?

    • @TheIfifi
      @TheIfifi 5 месяцев назад +65

      Uhm..
      Not really required skills in a modern day.
      No matter what today's popular sigma male hot take is.

  • @HaydenCuccinelli
    @HaydenCuccinelli 5 месяцев назад +2912

    Powerful kick is the understatement of the century

    • @HaadIsBest
      @HaadIsBest 5 месяцев назад +2

      football players: bro thats not powerful

    • @flaminggaming143
      @flaminggaming143 5 месяцев назад +39

      @@HaadIsBestok buddy, idc what sport you play, your kicks dont sound like rifles😂

    • @RocketMan21-vp9ie
      @RocketMan21-vp9ie 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@HaadIsBest Bruh kicking a ball like the NFL or a soccer ball is easy as hell. The reason European football is harder is because you need skill and are kicking a ball everyone else needs to kick. American football is only tricky due to the shape of the ball, but kick it right and it'll go far because that`s what it is designed to do when kicked.

    • @klrax6772
      @klrax6772 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@flaminggaming143 it's just the sound of the matt when the kick landed that got amplified. a rifle is louder.

    • @CabbageSandwich
      @CabbageSandwich 5 месяцев назад +4

      *Guy comes at this dude with a knife*
      *man's kneecaps explode*
      **Defense successful**

  • @ST_vortex
    @ST_vortex 3 месяца назад +13

    “Then you do this”
    “Wait what are you do-“
    *fucking dies*

  • @NurterDFish
    @NurterDFish 4 месяца назад +1972

    “Rendering them unable to pursue farther”. You made that man see the game’s credits

    • @Ryu-lg9yq
      @Ryu-lg9yq 4 месяца назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @VAndreww
      @VAndreww 4 месяца назад +8

      bro sent him back to the lobby

    • @annemarietobias
      @annemarietobias 4 месяца назад +6

      "FATALITY!!!"

    • @DanielHu-pn8eu
      @DanielHu-pn8eu 4 месяца назад +4

      Underrated Comment fr

    • @Only1George
      @Only1George 4 месяца назад

      I’m crying 😂😂😂

  • @waboem
    @waboem 5 месяцев назад +40936

    Imagine trying to rob him, and he kicks you back to the main menu

    • @dotdot5906
      @dotdot5906 5 месяцев назад +776

      That kick automatically turns on the permadeath mode too

    • @abattles8651
      @abattles8651 5 месяцев назад +280

      You just sent me to the main menu w/this 😂😂😂

    • @D.N.Collins
      @D.N.Collins 5 месяцев назад +40

      😂😂😂😂

    • @letter7200
      @letter7200 5 месяцев назад +115

      I'm pretty sure he's looking at the Game Over screen now

    • @joshuaszeto
      @joshuaszeto 5 месяцев назад +122

      Main menu? Homie got kicked into a blue screen

  • @rishidarshan1316
    @rishidarshan1316 5 месяцев назад +1102

    That kick sounded like it officially devolved that man from being a human to reptile.

    • @VirajKumar7794
      @VirajKumar7794 5 месяцев назад +2

      Bro just became a lizard

    • @jameslyddall
      @jameslyddall 3 месяца назад

      @@VirajKumar7794like janeway and Tom in Star Trek voyager

  • @ProCatLover
    @ProCatLover 3 месяца назад +3

    Finally actual helpful self defense videos

  • @AlexDiesTrying
    @AlexDiesTrying 5 месяцев назад +1585

    If somebody attacks you on the street
    Step 1: go away and tell the attacker to wait.
    Step 2: train for about 5 years
    Step 3: come back and win the fight like a boss.

    • @iamyourmaster2565
      @iamyourmaster2565 5 месяцев назад +16

      You can skip all that if you use what I use.

    • @Marblesoda821
      @Marblesoda821 5 месяцев назад +5

      You don't even NEED to train if you're physically fit
      These aren't advanced blows, you're just gutchecking them then kicking their leg, what part of that requires training?

    • @the.ghost.behind.u
      @the.ghost.behind.u 5 месяцев назад +6

      Were going to need a MONTAGE!!

    • @tylerbenjamin3842
      @tylerbenjamin3842 5 месяцев назад +2

      Step 3: come back to get London'd

    • @andreholtzhausen4819
      @andreholtzhausen4819 5 месяцев назад +2

      Is that not what ichigo did?

  • @hafzanasif2318
    @hafzanasif2318 4 месяца назад +4471

    This ain’t self defence, this self offence💀💀

    • @dsmtuner2g
      @dsmtuner2g 4 месяца назад +31

      Did you think about this at all before you posted it?

    • @rommelj.7155
      @rommelj.7155 4 месяца назад +17

      ​@@dsmtuner2g like, yeah, it sound cool but 😂😂😂 ...

    • @Lix549
      @Lix549 4 месяца назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @zarafromyt
      @zarafromyt 4 месяца назад +6

      @@dsmtuner2git's a joke

    • @dsmtuner2g
      @dsmtuner2g 4 месяца назад

      @@zarafromyt and?

  • @lethemeatarss
    @lethemeatarss 6 месяцев назад +815

    Thank you for the demonstration, Master Shotgun Leg.

    • @twoweeledsoto6072
      @twoweeledsoto6072 5 месяцев назад +11

      LMAO!! CAn't stop laughing!

    • @vladimirtovarovic
      @vladimirtovarovic 5 месяцев назад +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Gk9311
      @Gk9311 5 месяцев назад +3

      holy shit I can t breathe right now

    • @eriksax
      @eriksax 5 месяцев назад

      I’m coughing 😂

    • @yourmotherisill
      @yourmotherisill 5 месяцев назад

      LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • @ArTAdam_Doherty
    @ArTAdam_Doherty 3 месяца назад +23

    “Follow up with a powerful kick”
    That was the kick of the gods

    • @Turtle6897
      @Turtle6897 2 месяца назад

      "ZUES, I HA-"
      -kratos

  • @ShitpostingJoJo
    @ShitpostingJoJo 5 месяцев назад +3186

    *_Bro got forcibly unsubscribed from his own legs 💀💀💀_*

  • @BirdWithNoBees
    @BirdWithNoBees 5 месяцев назад +2424

    If you actually pull this on someone, you instantly max out street cred

    • @RicanFreekin71
      @RicanFreekin71 5 месяцев назад +46

      If you 'successfully' pull this on someone...😂

    • @hiss9989
      @hiss9989 5 месяцев назад +20

      And prison cred, cause that's where you're going 😂

    • @BirdWithNoBees
      @BirdWithNoBees 5 месяцев назад +50

      @@hiss9989 probably not, it’s self defense since the person was attacking you

    • @Alastordadeer
      @Alastordadeer 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@RicanFreekin71Yeah it depends on the opponent, his entire lower body was open (the guy who was on offense in the demo)💀

    • @duckydictatertots
      @duckydictatertots 5 месяцев назад +2

      And then run, because they got the beam right on your fro' 💀💀💀

  • @Rbstriker2
    @Rbstriker2 5 месяцев назад +1684

    "kick to the nerves"... bro knocked out his whole dam nervous system with that shit 😂

    • @nightshade3782
      @nightshade3782 5 месяцев назад +8

      He shut his nervous system like a broken PC lol

    • @allie8655
      @allie8655 4 месяца назад +2

      probably kicked so hard that the sciatic nerve is pissed. anyone who's ever dealt with a stint of sciatica knows that you just don't fucking move when it's irritated.

    • @delfinner2212
      @delfinner2212 4 месяца назад +1

      Bro made him have to go through a total factory reset

    • @Rikipedia2023
      @Rikipedia2023 4 месяца назад

      Nervous system hit an error 404 on impact 😂

    • @Just_That_One_Dude
      @Just_That_One_Dude 4 месяца назад

      *windows shut down sound*

  • @halimsdigitalworld690
    @halimsdigitalworld690 3 месяца назад +3

    Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi have been quiet ever since this dropped 💀😭🙏🏻

  • @nieumiemwnazwy7388
    @nieumiemwnazwy7388 5 месяцев назад +1307

    we are jumping straight from selfdefense to homicide with this one 🔥🔥🔥

    • @Arandomdude-i3c
      @Arandomdude-i3c 5 месяцев назад +5

      💀

    • @3n3ly7m9
      @3n3ly7m9 5 месяцев назад +6

      lmfao

    • @maximocaseres2526
      @maximocaseres2526 5 месяцев назад +9

      Your honor, my client pleads "oopsie daisy"

    • @bespokearms
      @bespokearms 5 месяцев назад

      If it works, then it is the right decision.

    • @Arandomdude-i3c
      @Arandomdude-i3c 5 месяцев назад

      @@maximocaseres2526 thats a new one💀

  • @cheesemuncher63
    @cheesemuncher63 5 месяцев назад +1844

    The AI voice saying "rendering them unable to pursue further" followed by a fucking murderously hard kick leaves me in tears everytime

    • @Jorel-i1z
      @Jorel-i1z 5 месяцев назад +1

      LMAO

    • @jacksongoodman3625
      @jacksongoodman3625 5 месяцев назад

      The kick doesn’t look anywhere near as fast as you need to go to do that

    • @vecitax5213
      @vecitax5213 5 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@jacksongoodman3625 ?? Bro you're tripping

    • @SouvenTuduCODOH
      @SouvenTuduCODOH 5 месяцев назад

      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @Jorel-i1z
      @Jorel-i1z 5 месяцев назад

      @@jacksongoodman3625 did you hear that shit the sound alone is enough to convince me

  • @jasquerotte9151
    @jasquerotte9151 5 месяцев назад +1356

    "Render him unable to pursue"
    *Deletes his legs*

    • @F.R.E.D.D2986
      @F.R.E.D.D2986 5 месяцев назад +9

      His legs went from useful to paraplegic in about half a second

  • @dblizzy5343
    @dblizzy5343 2 месяца назад +1

    That muay thai kick was beautiful

  • @jonewhite7794
    @jonewhite7794 4 месяца назад +1495

    Bro kicked him so hard his leg broke the day before

  • @Sheep.
    @Sheep. 4 месяца назад +1150

    "When someone provokes you in this manner... *forcefully shed their mortal coil from this corporeal dimension* "

    • @Sacration
      @Sacration 4 месяца назад +9

      Im cackling

    • @o0gothique0o37
      @o0gothique0o37 4 месяца назад +2

      I mean you pretty much summed it up.

    • @Brewsy92
      @Brewsy92 4 месяца назад +2

      This is the best comment on this video and it's seriously underrated

    • @uhhPowers
      @uhhPowers 4 месяца назад

      warframe reference?

  • @kylesimpson6729
    @kylesimpson6729 5 месяцев назад +2986

    Bro that kick actually scared the shit outta me I was on full volume sounded like a damn explosion😂

    • @derpynugget0856
      @derpynugget0856 5 месяцев назад +9

      I was like ah there’s no way but yes I can confirm it’s loud my ears are bleeding

    • @karipaturketo5438
      @karipaturketo5438 5 месяцев назад +6

      Just the pad amplified the noise.

    • @wiggles7788
      @wiggles7788 5 месяцев назад +1

      Might as well have been one

    • @aqze4rd
      @aqze4rd 5 месяцев назад +1

      It was a sniper bullet

    • @toadsage8965
      @toadsage8965 5 месяцев назад

      @@karipaturketo5438 yea sound is energy… the energy being absorbed by the pad and released imagine what would have happened with no pad 😭

  • @Gangsterdeporvida18st
    @Gangsterdeporvida18st 3 месяца назад +3

    Please make this a rahhhhhh edit 😂😂😂😂😂that was a dope ass kick and yet very powerful nice moves

  • @warmedtunic9388
    @warmedtunic9388 4 месяца назад +1297

    "Can I test a new kick that I learned? I swear it won't hurt."
    "Sure"

    • @Azimjon_Izotloyev
      @Azimjon_Izotloyev 4 месяца назад +1

      Bro 😂

    • @B0K1T0
      @B0K1T0 4 месяца назад +2

      Friend of mine actually did this once to me 💀 We were young and drunk and friendly fighting each other. He had taken some krav maga lessons (which was a bit of a hype then I believe) and he wanted to show some move he'd learned. Proceeds to do some distractive move in my face and kicking my ding dong. He claimed he intended to kick without really hitting me but I made sure he regretted it enough nonetheless :P Still one of my best friends though ❤️

  • @randomklippeijamoit2357
    @randomklippeijamoit2357 4 месяца назад +2830

    Thanks my grandma didn't stand a chance

  • @Caca-qw6yb
    @Caca-qw6yb 5 месяцев назад +258

    Prevent them from attacking you ❌
    Prevent them from ever walking again ✅

  • @Hehe_cat_go_boing
    @Hehe_cat_go_boing 3 месяца назад +1

    "yo I'm going to gently kick here ok?"
    "Aight"
    *F*cking breaks the sound barrier*

  • @karkmugthemoron1575
    @karkmugthemoron1575 9 месяцев назад +150012

    “Render them unable to pursue”
    I’m pretty sure you rendered him unable

    • @zaki17-
      @zaki17- 9 месяцев назад +4731

      More like rendered him disabled

    • @anv.33
      @anv.33 6 месяцев назад +244

      Fr

    • @kda886
      @kda886 6 месяцев назад +141

      Ff

    • @krethroe5087
      @krethroe5087 6 месяцев назад +393

      Rendered him on the floor, asleep

    • @ne5201
      @ne5201 6 месяцев назад +178

      Rendered the outside of a house with him

  • @Bellbeing
    @Bellbeing 5 месяцев назад +969

    "haha you flinched"
    what bro was about to do to me:

    • @Andrewjacobs-kv6cq
      @Andrewjacobs-kv6cq 5 месяцев назад +4

      400 likes and no comments ima change that

    • @Justin.P
      @Justin.P 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Andrewjacobs-kv6cq500 likes later, and only 1 like there, ima change that.

    • @Andrewjacobs-kv6cq
      @Andrewjacobs-kv6cq 4 месяца назад +1

      Lol

    • @thebeardofoz8024
      @thebeardofoz8024 4 месяца назад

      Haha gotcha nose
      Haha fucked your leg

  • @nikcrook1874
    @nikcrook1874 5 месяцев назад +977

    “Rendering them unable to ever move their legs again “ 😂

    • @vvey4523
      @vvey4523 5 месяцев назад +4

      He rendered him disable

    • @dalemcdenver7816
      @dalemcdenver7816 5 месяцев назад +1

      That kick was so forceful, his spine broke itself out of sympathy for the legs

    • @psfmEnvixinite
      @psfmEnvixinite 5 месяцев назад +1

      that kick shattered his bone structure

  • @NBAclipsHere
    @NBAclipsHere 3 месяца назад +8

    That is the most powerful kick I have ever seen

  • @TheSealOfDestruction64
    @TheSealOfDestruction64 5 месяцев назад +1437

    "How many times have you watched this?"
    "Yes."

  • @thehandsomechiko7874
    @thehandsomechiko7874 5 месяцев назад +523

    The kick sound is too powerful that my grandpa immediately went under the table for cover.

    • @ChristianVang-b3z
      @ChristianVang-b3z 5 месяцев назад +13

      You did your grandpa dirty he's getting flashbacks now

    • @ClownVr346
      @ClownVr346 5 месяцев назад +4

      😂

    • @capnsop
      @capnsop 5 месяцев назад

      😂

  • @alxfbn
    @alxfbn 4 месяца назад +1982

    "unable to pursue further" ??? my brother in christ, you just killed that man

    • @dingynova
      @dingynova 4 месяца назад +18

      lol is he unable to pursue or not? 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @neortik7
      @neortik7 4 месяца назад +2

      why you use my brother in christ ? Do you know who is christ

    • @proksy9241
      @proksy9241 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@neortik7oe

    • @foxyleo3382
      @foxyleo3382 4 месяца назад +5

      I'm crying lol

    • @d3ds3c25
      @d3ds3c25 4 месяца назад +6

      ​@@neortik7You're not the only Christian in the world bro 💀

  • @Comrade_caterpillar472
    @Comrade_caterpillar472 2 месяца назад +2

    “Render him unable to pursue”
    Brother, if that kick was as powerful as it sounded, he’s already done for 💀

  • @kylemelenka5526
    @kylemelenka5526 4 месяца назад +923

    "911, What is your emergency" "I'm unable to pursue"

    • @SPEEDY.CC-EDITS
      @SPEEDY.CC-EDITS 4 месяца назад

      245 likes, but no comment?

    • @Brooklyn-op3ir
      @Brooklyn-op3ir 4 месяца назад

      Ok

    • @LaurenJoyStudio
      @LaurenJoyStudio 4 месяца назад +2

      This made me laugh so much 😊

    • @joeyc666
      @joeyc666 4 месяца назад +2

      @@LaurenJoyStudio glad I'm not alone :D

    • @Rex_254
      @Rex_254 4 месяца назад

      UNDERATED 😂😂😂

  • @chewy7073
    @chewy7073 4 месяца назад +2692

    Bro devolved him back to a prehistoric fish.

    • @Swordie-ys1pv
      @Swordie-ys1pv 4 месяца назад +1

      I dunno why but this comment makes me want to attract females and breed

    • @LibtardHunter
      @LibtardHunter 4 месяца назад

      Evolution never happened. Read the Bible

    • @mosqitolux
      @mosqitolux 4 месяца назад +5

      Omg, I laught hard at that one. 👍

    • @V_ooof
      @V_ooof 4 месяца назад +4

      He wants him to meet his ancestors

    • @cultivosyderivadosdeantioquia
      @cultivosyderivadosdeantioquia 4 месяца назад

      That was fun😂

  • @abdulhaleem-f3x
    @abdulhaleem-f3x 5 месяцев назад +4226

    "911 what your emergency?"
    "ive been rendered unable to move"
    "pardon?"
    edit: yoooo 4k likes thank you so much guys :D

    • @Jeartozer
      @Jeartozer 5 месяцев назад +12

      This😂😂😂

    • @onoKAUTA
      @onoKAUTA 5 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @extec101
      @extec101 5 месяцев назад +2

      would like to give it a thumb up but the counter is at 911 :)

    • @CC39
      @CC39 5 месяцев назад +2

      Someone decreased me here.

    • @clarkey1015
      @clarkey1015 5 месяцев назад +1

      I've become temporarily deceased

  • @chicken
    @chicken 3 месяца назад +1

    He kicked him into another dimension.

  • @pedropcs_exe
    @pedropcs_exe 4 месяца назад +1223

    "Unable to pursue further"?
    My guy, you kicked him so hard he's seeing the opening for Skyrim right now. 💀

    • @HonestLettuce
      @HonestLettuce 4 месяца назад +27

      Hey, you. You're finally awake.

    • @kyleparks2810
      @kyleparks2810 4 месяца назад +13

      @@HonestLettuce You were trying to cross the border, right?

    • @raulzavala4546
      @raulzavala4546 4 месяца назад

      ​@@kyleparks2810welcome to animal crossing! I'm Isabell, I'll be your personal assistant!! What would you like to be called?

    • @SheruMuko
      @SheruMuko 4 месяца назад +1

      Now now we all know it is the game over screen in bloodborne.

    • @zappiestlynx9567
      @zappiestlynx9567 3 месяца назад

      @@SheruMukonah the darksouls one is better

  • @DeathOfAKing
    @DeathOfAKing 4 месяца назад +175

    "Powerful kick to the nerves"
    My nerves felt that power

  • @estebang4538
    @estebang4538 3 месяца назад +1623

    “Unable to pursue”, brother he is DEAD 😂

    • @D3mon0ver1Ord99
      @D3mon0ver1Ord99 3 месяца назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @theCoolCat-d3p
      @theCoolCat-d3p 3 месяца назад +5

      I will assure you no one got hurt in that video 😅

    • @TheOneMf09
      @TheOneMf09 3 месяца назад +1

      Your comment reminded me of the sound, "that brother gooone"

    • @bobbywinn3225
      @bobbywinn3225 3 месяца назад

      Lol dude you nailed it, I don't think he's getting up lol.

    • @smolbeanv
      @smolbeanv 2 месяца назад

      Unable to to be alive

  • @TheDeder57
    @TheDeder57 2 месяца назад +1

    Jeezus, that kick. Bruh. So much SNAP!!!

  • @Juke991
    @Juke991 5 месяцев назад +2885

    “Yo lets record a video”
    “Sure”
    *famous last words*

    • @Eldoofus
      @Eldoofus 5 месяцев назад +12

      Did you not read the top comments before posting your own? shameless.

    • @MichaelAfton904
      @MichaelAfton904 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@Eldoofusdid you not get the joke shameful

    • @ponguin9574
      @ponguin9574 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@MichaelAfton904did you not realize it was stolen shameful

    • @MichaelAfton904
      @MichaelAfton904 5 месяцев назад

      @@ponguin9574 did you not realize everything you see is not original fkn dmy

    • @timothy5521
      @timothy5521 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@MichaelAfton904Are u blind?

  • @elderoftheworld6426
    @elderoftheworld6426 5 месяцев назад +925

    Bro is out here teching grabs and getting the follow-up guaranteed knock down. Bro is a pro in the fighting game scene.

    • @rker
      @rker 5 месяцев назад +12

      6 frame reaction time is crazy

    • @nic-cs5dm
      @nic-cs5dm 5 месяцев назад

      He is a muay thai legend his name is saenchai

    • @coxohshs
      @coxohshs 5 месяцев назад

      Hmmm something wrong here🤔🤔🤔

    • @slavsit7600
      @slavsit7600 5 месяцев назад

      bro really said bro

    • @rucksack_kh
      @rucksack_kh 5 месяцев назад +2

      Dude on the left better hope he has I-frames on wakeup

  • @JohnDoe-pb5ks
    @JohnDoe-pb5ks 4 месяца назад +337

    "Will it hurt?"
    "No, dude, you're wearing pads"

    • @johnrobertson7583
      @johnrobertson7583 3 месяца назад +1

      And in all fairness...he did hit the pad...

    • @AlexVonT
      @AlexVonT 3 месяца назад

      ​@@johnrobertson7583and in all all fairness.. the sound that made? It still hurt.. it just didn't break him permanently. O.O

    • @askaliu2943
      @askaliu2943 3 месяца назад +1

      @@johnrobertson7583 the pad prevents injury, not pain

  • @krizzerdope6
    @krizzerdope6 Месяц назад +1

    Bro just flew away like a cartoon character 💀

  • @Notabot101
    @Notabot101 5 месяцев назад +4752

    What Batman does if he catches you jaywalking:
    These likes are from joker's alt accounts

    • @crazyace__
      @crazyace__ 5 месяцев назад +22

      Jayyyyyy Walker lol

    • @mattc9209
      @mattc9209 5 месяцев назад +8

      Underrated comment

    • @WESSAMGO
      @WESSAMGO 5 месяцев назад +49

      Now you you’re jaycrawling

    • @elusivenahwoo
      @elusivenahwoo 5 месяцев назад +21

      POV: You Jaywalk in Gotham.
      Blonde guy: (Texting on phone and proceeds to Jaywalk)
      * Vine boom *
      Batman: "Soo, Jaywalking now huh?"
      Blonde guy: (Falls over) "Wait no-no-no...I-I-wait-
      Batman: (pops knuckles) "You'll be waiting in the hospital."
      (Theam music plays as Batman beats the shit out of the guy in first-person)

    • @gmork1090
      @gmork1090 5 месяцев назад +8

      Wait, where's the 2x spin backfist and two-foot vertical drop kick/curb stomp to the face?

  • @GoldenTV3
    @GoldenTV3 5 месяцев назад +403

    "The design is very human"

  • @sparshie
    @sparshie 5 месяцев назад +650

    bro kicked so hard the universe vine boomed for him

    • @Ahmerk-op8tm
      @Ahmerk-op8tm 4 месяца назад

      Underrated lmao

    • @starplant1463
      @starplant1463 4 месяца назад

      Oh my fucking god i've had a smile on my face going down the comments for like several minutes and this shit made me burst out laughing. best comment here XD

  • @chicken
    @chicken 3 месяца назад +1

    "Kick of the gods" indeed, that was epic.

  • @ViajeroHonesto
    @ViajeroHonesto 4 месяца назад +271

    “Render them unable to pursue” The guy in the video: Rendered to 2D

  • @Lucario140
    @Lucario140 4 месяца назад +298

    What on earth would you need this technique for? Batman? You killed him 😭

  • @TheKylesauce
    @TheKylesauce 6 месяцев назад +1239

    how to win a fight: be much better at fighting than the other guy

    • @Gl-my8fw
      @Gl-my8fw 5 месяцев назад +10

      Also to remember there is no such thing as a cheap shot defending yourself. Im a big guy and can fight well bit given the oppertunity I'll still be going for the throat,eyes and groin.

    • @madkas14
      @madkas14 5 месяцев назад +1

      Since its a street fight, weapons are not out of the question.

    • @enticingFicus
      @enticingFicus 5 месяцев назад +2

      This is solid advice.

    • @nabelias8991
      @nabelias8991 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@Gl-my8fw nut shot masta!!!

    • @samhinzman2018
      @samhinzman2018 5 месяцев назад

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @PhongHoang-b8z
    @PhongHoang-b8z 3 месяца назад +3

    That kick was hard

  • @vincekhoo3278
    @vincekhoo3278 5 месяцев назад +413

    That kick sure felt personal.

    • @Menuki
      @Menuki 5 месяцев назад +4

      He owed him money

  • @rampagex24
    @rampagex24 5 месяцев назад +2091

    Bro's kick was so strong, he interrupted the narrator.
    Edit:Holy shit i never got so many likes in one comment after years of using this platform, thanks.

    • @operative1555
      @operative1555 5 месяцев назад +2

      😂

    • @63brennan
      @63brennan 5 месяцев назад +1

      That kick was so strong the internet skipped

  • @FederalBuereauInvestigation
    @FederalBuereauInvestigation 5 месяцев назад +524

    That was a whole ass shotgun blast💀

  • @Nazmeena0
    @Nazmeena0 3 месяца назад +1

    Bruh that kick stocked me. Amazing :o

  • @arborinfelix
    @arborinfelix 5 месяцев назад +191

    "Don't forget to re-stomp the groin" - Master Ken

  • @edwardicus4
    @edwardicus4 4 месяца назад +893

    "Man, that was a rough kick. Let me help you up."
    "Hey thanks man - Kobe?..."

  • @jotaro-kujo-stoneOcean
    @jotaro-kujo-stoneOcean 5 месяцев назад +1044

    "say goodnight to your kneecaps chucklehead"

    • @Devious90210
      @Devious90210 5 месяцев назад +5

      If your kneecaps are there up there then you might want to get that checked out.

    • @theneonpegasus1540
      @theneonpegasus1540 5 месяцев назад +3

      scout

    • @WyattDominique
      @WyattDominique 5 месяцев назад +5

      Think fast chucklenuts!!😂😂😂😂

    • @hurtheworld
      @hurtheworld 4 месяца назад +1

      After that he does the conga

  • @halimsdigitalworld690
    @halimsdigitalworld690 3 месяца назад +1

    “Pursue Furth-“ kicking noise so loud to the point it interrupts bro and makes him stop speaking💀💀💀

  • @yannicwildermuth7306
    @yannicwildermuth7306 4 месяца назад +396

    Step one “learn how to kick at the speed of light”

    • @DSN007
      @DSN007 3 месяца назад +2

      speedup??

    • @Nmms545
      @Nmms545 3 месяца назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Plio1m-Yur
    @Plio1m-Yur 4 месяца назад +308

    “I didn’t hit you THAT hard”
    How hard they hit me:

  • @melonbutters3568
    @melonbutters3568 5 месяцев назад +674

    Lmfao, that freaking "ahhh dead" posture just breaks me everytime, bro is still as a rock.

  • @adtiger418
    @adtiger418 3 месяца назад +2

    My bro was jigling after he felt that kick to the nerves😂😂

  • @gavinlamp5426
    @gavinlamp5426 5 месяцев назад +1113

    When your kick sounds like a gunshot, you know your attacker is screwed

    • @CormacLennon551
      @CormacLennon551 5 месяцев назад +13

      back to the title screen with that one

    • @F.B.I
      @F.B.I 5 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@CormacLennon551
      YOU DIED
      RESTART MAIN MENU OPTIONS
      Tip : Maybe you shouldn't rob people

    • @Just_That_One_Dude
      @Just_That_One_Dude 4 месяца назад

      bro he got a barret 50 cal in his legs the frick you mean bro

  • @mrskwrl
    @mrskwrl 4 месяца назад +74

    "Render them unable to pursue further" Sir, you've killed him.

  • @lostrider5921
    @lostrider5921 4 месяца назад +1354

    Bro enchanted his leg with knockback 2 and sharpness 4

    • @toshaville
      @toshaville 3 месяца назад +26

      The other dude wishes he had feather falling. 😂

    • @reignreincarnation5531
      @reignreincarnation5531 3 месяца назад +11

      +10 speed

    • @idk_199
      @idk_199 3 месяца назад +5

      Lmfaoo

    • @Klutz100
      @Klutz100 3 месяца назад +2

      That’s crazy

    • @pillow1557
      @pillow1557 3 месяца назад +2

      Mf equipped his leg with Haki

  • @destroyeranmol1124
    @destroyeranmol1124 5 месяцев назад +189

    "Render them unable to pursue"
    Now that's one hell of an understatement...

  • @localvyper8909
    @localvyper8909 5 месяцев назад +1308

    *All she can say is no*
    her:

    • @Shadowonroll345
      @Shadowonroll345 5 месяцев назад +8

      💀

    • @TemplarBard
      @TemplarBard 5 месяцев назад +7

      Hahaha. This might be the best comment.

    • @harold.one.feather
      @harold.one.feather 4 месяца назад +1

      I thought the fellow was trying to kiss the fellow lol lol lol

    • @Thememedudelol
      @Thememedudelol 4 месяца назад

      She’s too weak

    • @killersatsuma6451
      @killersatsuma6451 4 месяца назад

      A chick is literally incapable of doing this to a guy

  • @strictlylyrical8800
    @strictlylyrical8800 4 месяца назад +575

    "911 what's your emergency?" Me "my boss is unable to pursue further"

  • @CirqueitOfficial
    @CirqueitOfficial 3 месяца назад

    I think you rendered him unable to do anything again ever! Holy shit that was a hard kick

  • @coneheadangrybird
    @coneheadangrybird 5 месяцев назад +244

    unable to pursue further❌
    unable to walk permanently ✅

  • @arty-exe
    @arty-exe 4 месяца назад +300

    that kick was an entire war crime

    • @DJGamingBonanza
      @DJGamingBonanza 3 месяца назад +6

      Geneva convention? More like Geneva suggestion😂

    • @Western_Decline
      @Western_Decline 3 месяца назад

      He'll get away with it if he's part of the US gov or Israeli military

    • @CanOfCatss
      @CanOfCatss 3 месяца назад

      @@DJGamingBonanza -chuckles the clown

    • @DJGamingBonanza
      @DJGamingBonanza 3 месяца назад

      @@CanOfCatss mustard? How about mustard gas!

    • @CanOfCatss
      @CanOfCatss 3 месяца назад

      @@DJGamingBonanza come my child soldiers!

  • @N30K4L
    @N30K4L 5 месяцев назад +171

    Dude had the biggest leg padding known to mankind and was still kicked into next week

  • @FacuMaster13
    @FacuMaster13 3 месяца назад +2

    Bro left him like Steven Hawkins😂

  • @toplizard
    @toplizard 3 месяца назад +220

    I don't know what "the nerves" are, but clearly they were kicked powerfully.

    • @jcwijma1486
      @jcwijma1486 3 месяца назад +1

      The nerves that run along the hamstring muscle.

    • @andrewsmith8729
      @andrewsmith8729 3 месяца назад

      @@jcwijma1486 A bit above halfway between the hip and thigh.. on the outer thigh.
      Get hit there with a shin kick and it will drop you like a rock.
      Most people aim to low on the thigh and miss the nerve. The nerves are about 4 finger widths above halfway between hip and knee.
      Years ago, I was at a Mauy Thai tournament Australia v NZ. This guy landed the perfect shin kick to the thigh.
      The bloke he hit passed out and went into shock. The Ambulances Officers were in the ring giving him oxygen... he was not a well boy.
      I had a ringside seat... it happened right in front of me.