My British Ex-Girlfriend
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- Опубликовано: 26 мар 2021
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lemme know if you have any guesses about the terminator guy...
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Carefree by Kevin MacLeod incompetech.com
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Finally an ex-story where the ex isn't a complete psycho and things just ended gradually.
Nice profile pic
@Gabriel Purdin Uhhhh
@Gabriel Purdin talk to Swoozie
I was the 600th like!
:D
“Does a month count as a real relationship?”
High school boys: How dare you challenge me
Me and my friend essentially do this over gmail.
dont forget middle school those are shorter
my realationship lasted 2 seconds
@@thepetekidyt oh god, I feel kinda bad.
@@thepetekidyt who dumped who?
“Ooooh cheeky Nandos!”
The most British thing I have ever heard
One of us one of us
ONE KF US *ONE OF US*
South Africa: "Am I a joke to you?"
No no no
*GOT A BOWO WAWA*
-What some Americans think we sound like.
Bro that ending: it was burned down for 40 years’ got me
Yea
"Did you know that you could read with your ears"
Me: I have been inlightind
I am actually reading this with my ears
0.0
It’s spelt enlightened
That typo makes the comment so much better
as a british person, i'm considering going to a foreign country and relying solely on my accent to find a girlfriend
Talk About The Weather, They Like It When We Do That...
American bully’s: give me your lunch money
British bully’s: ITS TIME TO DIE
@@Zakalex The weather's splendid innit?
It will work
Say govner and innit alot
I swear Timothy is always more calm in his animation
My boyfriend and I have been together over a year I live in the US and he lives in Australia. We've been super supportive and loving to eachother. I've helped him through surgeries and he's helped me with my medication. It's hard sometimes to find Time to talk but we always make it work. We're also adults so it's easier to text/ call while doing things.
We plan to see each other In person for the first time this summer.
(Don't worry peeps we've vid chatted and I've met his parents)
Being British, the moment he said "that was easy guys" I knew one of them wouldn't like it.
Are most people in Britain like that or is it just like 1 in every 10
@@cptchuff2741 probably guessed so from the kids, a lot of teens in certain places are like wild bears
@@TheGameChallenger alright thanks
@@cptchuff2741 no problem
@@cptchuff2741 we dont like americans
"My girlfriend is from a different country" is the perfectly rational evolution of "my girlfriend goes to a different school"
Well 1st reply
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
CAP
I'm sure Tim's fine, but it does concern me that he hasn't even uploaded a community post to tell us how hes doing. If anyone knows what going on I would love to know, thank you.
Stop being nosey pal he doesn't have to share a single bit of his personal life
@@guv8865 that ain’t nosey. Simba is just worried and that’s fine. And yeah I’m sure Tim’s fine.
@@guv8865 im not sure you know what nosy means
@@KamiN1L fr
@@user-br4ib5lg5f lol
My friend is latvian and I'm aussie, I can relate to the timezone thing, lol
As a Brit, we always take our first date to either Nando's or Pizza Express when we're trying to be fancy.
Yeah one of our princes took a date to pizza express the one who can't sweat
ITS SPOOKY MONTH
Hi
lol
AYo MaTE
"Does a month count as a real relationship?"
Middle schoolers who literally break up after two days: *You dare challenge me?*
so true lol
Literally every day would be, have you heard Jenny and Marcus broke up? Oh yeah and now Jessica and jake are together also Jenny and Marcus got back together
dude really. im not proud that im a MS either ok
@@Shibtember I'm in middle school too lol.
@@Swagstufff i’m
not exactly proud of it either tho
3:42
HEEYYY IT'S THE ELEVENTH DOCTORRR MY FAVORITE
Mine too. Bow ties are cool
1:10
the Junko Enoshima poster was what made me instantly subscribe and I am perfectly fine to admitting that
i thought i was the only one who noticed it!!!
I was looking for this comment
I was looking for this comment
Me: * breathing *
TimTom: *OH I ALMOST DIDN'T HEAR YOU THERE*
*OH I ALMOST DIDNT HEAR HEAR YOU THERE :)*
PARIS
IN THE
THE SPRING
E
@@texasballunofficial lol the the
@@bellakittylover3148 spotted
Seriously though, TimTom is the only guy who I’ll watch the sponsor because the sponsorship part is epic and hilarious.
Noodle and Ice Cream Sandwich do that too
Not true
Never watched mandjtv I expect
I agree
Flamingo
Roblox youtuber
I love how you did the frame saying I love borscht because I think its so good🥗🍜
The sponsor at the beginning is amazing! It was very funny. ☆
“who am i?”
me: **immediately gets an existential crisis**
Me: **wastes my time watching youtube videos and looking at memes**
Also me: I just don't know why i'm so dumb **contemplates existence**
WHO AM I WHAT ARE YOU EVEENNN SAYINGGGG
@@kVibesMank are you asking where in the video? if yes, then it’s around 8:01
lol the sponsored bit at the beginning is my favorite part of the video 😂
Also as a fellow Idahoan finding a British person is pretty hard! I’ve only met like one person here with a British accent, and I had an instant crush too, haha.
You liar
@@mrrandom3371 how do you know?
Very Rude! If you give me proof that you know her, then ill apologize.
lmao
Maybe it was the same person😬
I laughed way harder than I should have.. how did you make THAT intro THAT funny?!? O.o XD
Me: I don’t like you
My brain: Ohh that’s cute
this is my favorite sponsorship because it sounded like he was going insane
Yaas
Ikr 😂
Ikr
Boi
Rip
Tim: "and I'll see you next month"
me whose gonna binge all of his videos:
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Guys animators have lives too, give him some time.
i thought girlfriends where a myth
I love the airport *innit*
Primary school kids cringe
Skidinnit
Tommyinnoit tea
Tommyinnit
AnimateTronixinnit
When the world needed him most...
..he got sponsored
@Incognito Leader yes
He Vanshied
@Incognito Leader yes
....He came back 😂
Ty Tim Tom for making these videos I really love too watch your videos!
Thank u for helping me with my depression with ur life story’s thank u thank u very much
"Ear reading"
Never thought those words would ever go together
@@Corp_Gaming154 I’ll try
@@Phant0mZ_360 r e a d w i t h y o u r e a r s
The beginning is literally me trying to listen to an audiobook. Ive tried it before lol.
I am British and no one here says "Blimey, he's the funniest guy I've ever met governor". We just say "Hmm. He's quite funny."
I love audible thank you for sponsoring them
Tim Tom: *gets hit by a rock*
Shmanda: you good mate
Tim Tom: yeah , but that ACCURACY tho
You know what @Mandjtv says "If its not 100 percent accurate, its 50 percent accurate
imagine hearing someone say "right cheeky innit" and not falling in love
Or when they say OI YOU FOCKEN WHANKAH!!!
@@Couldnotfinduser music to my ears
I’m from England and I’ve never heard anyone say that
@@instinct8892 dude its a joke. im from england too 😂
the fact that he puts the spoiler of a car when he says "Spoiler" got me lmao
I love your vids, any more embarrassing or notable moments?
As someone who's bestest best friend lives far away, I really frickin relate to that whole "yearning and longing" thing🤣🤣🤣🤣
I met a group of people a few months ago on discord, and we always played Among Us together, because that was back when it was super popular, and we had a 13 hour time difference so I would be up, playing among us, trying to make sure none of my family heard my friends talking on my computer at like 1 AM 😌😌
@@Tehehehe18 now that right there is the good stuff. Amazing, isn't it? How we can make such strong connections with someone else without even being in the same room. And I don't mean wifi connections😂
@@Ordinary_Red well my mom made me delete the app because she thought that everyone I met was 30 year old men, and couldn’t be trusted, so I never got to become best friends with them, but for the 1-2 months we would hang out every night it was fun 😅
@@Tehehehe18 well... That sucks. Like I mean a lot. Also I feel your pain, my mom is EXACTLY the same. She barely let's me have RUclips, and I straight up wasn't even allowed to play among us because we could contact other humans😂😂😂 but if there's one thing I've discovered, it's that the less you ask for permission, the easier it is to grow. I'm not saying just straight up disobey everything to ur parents say, I'm just saying that if their logic is flawed because they've never actually played the frickin game or experienced the app or whatever, then I'd say you should trust yourself too. Just something to think about ^w^
my girlfriend lives in europe and iiiiii live in arkansas....honestly now i know how my dog felt when she would see food but could never have it
1:10 We all see Junko in the background TimTom, don’t think you could let that slip by
Dingdongonroomba
Kills!! thrills!! Chills!!
Your unbearable
@@ZwishVr1007 what are you, a tanuki?
Dang it grandpa
With the ad it went from complete craziness to the calmest thing ever
6:51 I think the person who trew a rock at Tim Tom in his mind he was like
Yeah that’s for dumping tea in the Ocean
Wow you got us there
Famous RUclipsr: Posts a video
Raid Shadow Legends & Audible: *Hi.*
NORD VPN
@@BigDickIbou lol yes
@@guarinagarcia2424 yes indeed
Can't forget honey. And raycon though they thankfully turned it down a bit.
T H I S V I D E O IS S P O N S O R E D B Y S K I L L S H A R E
These intros are getting better
They always have been great
*EAR*
*READING*
Yes
Fax
@@geotheleo2716 spooky yup
What a story... I had a similar one too tho, but wow it was amazing to listen a story from someone else
WE NEED TIMTOM BACK PLS
1:09 "AW LOOK AT THE NERD TREMBLE HE'S GOING TO BURST THE BLOOD VESSEL CUZ I DISSED HIS WIFU-"
NBABFJSHBFHBQBEFA
JUNKO ENOSHIMA 😃
Not junko
Ew weebs you guys are cringe be gamer insted it is better
@@ProGamer-oi3pw pal you know that danganronpa is a video game right?
I don't know why the beginning of the video cracks me up where it's intense then calm.
Just found out this channel. You are so awesome and funny. I bet you could live ur life off as doing comedy stand up show. Such a talent.
If you didn’t have her, you’d be like, “without you I can’t breathe”!
“Shmanda” is the perfect name for a baby boy
Is it tho?
😂
@@samplayzyt2729 yes
"Spoiler": *draws a wing
That’s not a wing sorry bro
wig?
@@Rush-qr1ve isn't the unofficial rule is that if you can stick your head underneath its a wing
That's a spoiler
"Airport, innit" 💀💀
Shmanda is properly still in the forest too this day waiting for Tim Tom to come to the rescue.
I love how TimTom was happy with getting hit with a rock.
TimTom!
I'll be honest, I feel like Tim Tom would make an amazing comedian.
In one of his videos he says he WAS gonna be a comedian before his RUclips career.
He would
@@shadyboyjulian6552 lol
Well technically he is. Comedians do bits, jokes, etc. That's what he does on RUclips. :P
I don’t know what it is about him but I agree
7:31 duuuude "I love borsch" sign 😍
“DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN READ WITH YOUR EARS”, TimTom said aggressively.
Yes
YES
@Santiago 3 But funny
TimTom said calmly.
??????
Timtom, I love how she talks
Brit-ish girlfriend, Governor HE’S SOO FUUNNY Mate
also, not all bri'ish people say m8, m8
Bruh
@@pinkboy1181 BRUH TO YOU TOO
99% of Bri-ish people never do that :(.
@@orangethespiderguy bro just take a joke
I don't know why but I love this "nice" so much 5:33
Its nice
I keep coming back to this video just for the intro
As a fellow tall person, I can confirm that we all either play basketball or like computers.
I mess with tablets, I am tall, but when it comes to fighting I am a pacifist, but if I gave a punch, *ding* match over
My brother attests to that
Or play Netball
Ey tall gang
Can’t relate
When Tim Tom hasn’t posted in so long you know he’s doing something good
@Herro Jonah rude
He posts on Twitter still, so he's alive
@@WarlordofWarren It’s so weird. It was exactly like that for TJ Toons and Haminations (TJ Toons is finally back after 10 months.) It’s very strange why these animators have just left for a while.
@@Shayzy Yea your right I was just on TJ toons and realized he hadn't posted in a while
yaaaaaaaaaaa he is
LOVE THE LED ZEPPELIN AND BEATLES RERANCES!
Plz keep posting you make my day better knowing I’m not the only one who does weird sh*t🥲😳
0:58
"I got a trip to *England* out of it"
*Puts on Union Jack hat*
American moment
Meh, England is also part of the Union anyways
@@martinbbrian1574 Yes but its not the proper name of it and it leaves out the Scots, Welsh and the Northern Irish. That's about more than 10 million people! Although I am a Scot and support independence, we're still part of the UK too!
Sounds like dengland
Me: looks at homepage
Homepage: Timtom video is here watch it
Me: it knows me too well
Yes! :D
oh "How to" is a great book
same i love "The Good Stuff TM"
This dude is the like the only animation youtuber without an end card
except chipflake
And the odd1sout
@@verzionhorizon this dude is the only relevant youtuber without an end card
@@EMOJlZ but have you seen chipflake with a end card?
“Blimey he’s the funniest guy I ever met govna”
I read that at the same exact time it played
fun fact:on Serbian govna means shit
You know that’s a stereotype I as a British citizen myself can tell you that
yes
"Nailed it"
CONGRATS REACHING 2MIL SUBS
My boyfriend lives in poland and I live in america, but our timezones dont matter because the time I wake up is exacly the time hes done with school, so I talk with him while I do my live classes and then repeat, love him so much tbh.
Bro. I am 185cm tall (european) and i like computers. My dad is same height and does the same. My cousin and uncle same. All my info teachers had over 180cm. That dude knew something...
Your family is diagnosed to Tall people Paradox
Symptoms: likes basketball and computer
Cause: being so damn tall
I am 196 cm and also like computers
@@bionictryhard2272 yup you are diagnosed by Tall people paradox
Cure: *none*
Yeah... I’m 193cm tall and also like computers
I am 146 cm tall, I am really tall.
Dr. Whom has got to be one of the greatest parody names I have ever seen.
Is no one gonna talk about the fact Junko is in the back when he smashs the piggy bank
2:58if you pause it you can see the hand Timtom forgot to color the arm part hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahaha
TimTom: *speaks in an American accent*
The parkour guy: I think I know who the imposter is.
The Parkour Guy Also: Sussy Baka
Timtom: ear reading
Me: not anymore, I can't here anything after that intro
Mtn Dew
Lol
The start of the vidio vs in the animation 😂😂😂
Lol the first part is so funny!
Me: **Sees Junko Enoshima Poster At **1:13****
Also me: Do you know how many people you have summoned from my fandom?
Finally somebody who knows danganronpa/ noticed the poster
Stop it... a 14 year old girl with a monokuma profile picture is going to scream at you
Who has summoned the almighty one
@@bruhbaboiey6284 oop-
*runs*
@@Quolphilia *U S*
no one absolutely no one:
Tim tom when britsh accent is used: OHHHHHHHHHHH TATS PRETTY
Kinda sounds like a kink..... not judging
I feel threatened
bri ish accent (received pronounciation or cockney specifically) IS kinda hot tho
I like British accent too
i loved that part :]
How To is a great book, Randall is an internet cartoonist, so if you get the actual book, it has a bunch of comics in it.
I like the way that Tim Tom was yelling then clam
"When I hear a british accent ohh that's pretty" Tommyinnit:Let me introduce myself
There is no one British accent, Tommy just has an accent similar to what people away from the UK expects Brits to sound like
@@jackorooney1469 thank you
eww, sexualizing minors
@@jackorooney1469 yea there’s thousands of British accents. Most foreigners or Americans think that all English people are really posh or sound really ruff and it kinda gets on my nerves
BIG MAN
As a child that became 6:6 in the 7th grade. I can confirm tall people either like basketball or computers.
Dang, by the time your growth spurt is over. You’re gonna need a walking stick. Your heart wont be able to keep up with circulating blood through your body.
That was sneaky putting “init” on the sign that said airport LOL
That intro is the exact definition of the people in the advertisement versus the guy reading the symptoms.
Whenever you are so early that there aren’t even double digits in the veiws
XD
I’m British and i still find your British jokes funny 🤣🇬🇧
Im a big Docter who fan, and the " docter Whom made my smile..lol
Your trip to England seems how my trip to Ireland went it felt like a dream
TimTom: "The gift shop had been burned down!"
Me: wow that is sucks.
TimTom: "-for 40 years!"
Me: HOLD UP
so it has been repeating the action before it was burned down
tim tom is 58 years old confirmed
It's a John Mulaney reference!
@@thea2003 yep
I-
This was in my recommend as I was vibin with my british ex-gf who my bestie now excuse me youtube what-
shuttup with the
I-
*I-*
RUclips KNOWS
@@15BN_Pickaxe121 And when I got spoiled Amphibia and was being mad about it with my friends, I went back on YT to chill and saw an Amphibia video with (TC Spoilers), and goddamit
@@junimoony lol. I was saying to somebody i need an olive drab t shirt and when i go on youtube on my phone. "Canadian standard issue olive drab t shirt"
Ah, cool, the London eye!
LUVS PARENET LIKE A PRO
(I swear, ads choose the funniest times to pop up for me.
i felt the same feeling i feel you tim
Someone *Hits TimTom with a rock on the face*
TimTom: What a good accuracy you have *Happy praise noices*