I'm Tired Of FAKING It For My Boyfriend!

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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2025

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  • @Demigoddess_of_Myself
    @Demigoddess_of_Myself 8 месяцев назад +58

    As a person with a disability I can confirm MANY people think if a child has a severe medical issue they should be able to abort. I do, too because abortion is better than abuse or neglect, but I feel if you aren’t prepared for the possibility you shouldn’t say you’re ready to have a child

  • @ericaoiticica7522
    @ericaoiticica7522 8 месяцев назад +88

    Thank you so much for bringing light to the flooding in Brazil! As a Brazilian listener I am very grateful

    • @Cissy777
      @Cissy777 8 месяцев назад +4

      Praying for you and Brazil

    • @ericaoiticica7522
      @ericaoiticica7522 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@Cissy777 thank you for your kindness. I myself am very fortunate to not live in the south but I do have family and friends there. Everyone in the south of Brazil needs all the help and prayers they can get now.

  • @jodie8687
    @jodie8687 8 месяцев назад +90

    21:50 in labia plasty they put a clamp on the inner labia that are protruding and snip off the excess skin. It's totally unnecessary unless you are experiencing significant discomfort from having longer inner labia.

    • @k3upikachu
      @k3upikachu 8 месяцев назад +52

      It also wouldn't make a woman any tighter 😂 purely external. Dude knows nothing about female anatomy

    • @annaponds3216
      @annaponds3216 8 месяцев назад +28

      Right!! And has nothing to do with a woman's pleasure in sex either lol he definitely needs sex ed or just the empathy to ask questions and listen to his partner

    • @squirrel670
      @squirrel670 8 месяцев назад

      He's just trying to shame her and make her what he wants her to be​@@k3upikachu

    • @AleTitan
      @AleTitan 8 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@annaponds3216he needs both, but definitely empathy. It baffles me how many men exist, live, and die without EVER thinking "how would I feel if someone did what I'm doing/saying to ME?"

    • @elenaoakes8494
      @elenaoakes8494 3 месяца назад +5

      lt also very often leads to women having pain and issues climaxing because literally up until THIS YEAR medical text books did not include the nerves of the clitoris. There's pages on the penile nerves of course but so many women have had their nerves severed during surgery because they were not deemed important enough to include in the medical literature.

  • @RavenTheZebra
    @RavenTheZebra 8 месяцев назад +24

    Worst interview has to be for a pottery studio, I had the interview scheduled weeks in advance but when I got there the owner was scattered and grouchy. She told me to sit in the back room (it was literally a closet with four kilns in it) and wait for her to be ready. I waited for like, 20 minutes? Before she came back and she told me she completely forgot I was there. She was grabbing stuff from the back and left again. Another 15 went by and she came back, asked me a ton of questions that just didn’t make sense like “what colour crayon would you be”. She then ended it with “I don’t think you’d be a good fit” and walked out. Absolutely mind boggled.

  • @justlikethewizard
    @justlikethewizard 8 месяцев назад +60

    The boys being willing to roast each other but immediately being like, "You stop that." When self depreciation shows up in the mix gives me life.
    Anyway, don't even jokingly call yourself terrible things, yes even if that's your sense of humor. Take it from someone who has banned phrases like, "my dumb ass", it can well and truly impact your mental health without you even realizing. Cut that out.
    That means YOU Josh. Knock that off. You're not perfect but you're still great. Thanks for being true bros and shutting that down Sean and John. Real Gs

  • @BaileeField-si1kv
    @BaileeField-si1kv 8 месяцев назад +25

    Not sure if any of the boys will see this, but I think the “rugae” the guy in the last story was referring to was vaginal rugae-there’s ridges in the vagina made up of supportive tissues, and sometimes they disappear with childbirth/prolapse or during menopause. Funny thing is though, if a dude is feeling rugae, they’re probably not doing the job right-rugae expand/unfold during arousal to accommodate/stretch for sex, so dude likely isn’t “pushing the right buttons”, so to speak 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @savanna8103
    @savanna8103 8 месяцев назад +20

    for story 2, i know it's just the male neighbors cheering the bf on and the female neighbors going "ha i know that sound, fake orgasm."

  • @noemivpg
    @noemivpg 8 месяцев назад +21

    Oh god, as a Brazilian fan hearing you guys mention the flooding almost made me tear up. Thank you for talking about it, it means the world to us

  • @beepboop8374
    @beepboop8374 8 месяцев назад +19

    40 pounds in tic-tac weight is WIIIILD

  • @kettastrophe
    @kettastrophe 8 месяцев назад +9

    John's puns are the motivation I need to get through any day 😅

  • @brett8259
    @brett8259 8 месяцев назад +43

    With the abortion story, she's already offering to do way more than she needs to. Pregnancy is extremely taxing on the body, not to mention can literally kill you. She's already being so accommodating by saying she would go through all that if OP wanted to take care of the baby. I hope she sticks with the abortion because I can absolutely see him saying "fine I'll take full custody" and then fighting her on it once the baby is born.

    • @Nathan_Bookwurm
      @Nathan_Bookwurm 3 месяца назад +1

      Or suddenly disappear into thin air a week before the child is born.

  • @rainacorazon
    @rainacorazon 8 месяцев назад +7

    I have been following you from everywhere for a year. I like the podcasts, the videos, the non-toxic male perspectives of yours. Today I came to check (a bit nervous tbh since many people I like disappointed me) to see you guys' stand on Palestine and I am SOOOO RELIEVED that you are on the humanitarian side as I was expecting. Lots of love to you all

  • @Who-en2vo
    @Who-en2vo 8 месяцев назад +12

    Thanks for sharing Operation Olive Branch ❤

  • @GreenGiant96
    @GreenGiant96 8 месяцев назад +60

    Love to Palestine! Thanks for doing good

  • @althealee9375
    @althealee9375 5 месяцев назад +5

    I don’t think I could fake it for so long, or even once. I have a very expressive face and my husband would DEFINITELY notice if I wasn’t having a good time and probably wouldn’t do anything until I told him what was up

  • @SocksNeedsHelp
    @SocksNeedsHelp 4 месяца назад +4

    josh's cat is staring into our soul in the beginning

  • @FirbolgVagabond
    @FirbolgVagabond 8 месяцев назад +13

    FUPA is "Fat upper pubic area," and it's basically when the area between the belly and the crotch is like, puffy instead of flat. It's an extremely strange and specific thing to complain about.

  • @clauvampiria83
    @clauvampiria83 7 месяцев назад +3

    Thank you for talking about the flood in Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil. So many people lost everything they have. Their homes, relatives, friends, work, pets. That’s the worst tragedy we ever had and all help is much appreciated 🙏

  • @nottori7
    @nottori7 8 месяцев назад +6

    Petition for "I love the DP" and "money is money" becoming buttons or audio clips for any new intro.

  • @finchm1104
    @finchm1104 8 месяцев назад +9

    The dude in story 2 has no idea how the female anatomy works lol 😂

  • @beepboop8374
    @beepboop8374 8 месяцев назад +3

    I can’t tell you guys how happy I am you raise awareness and money for people ❤ I’ve donated to your fundraisers

  • @hayleefox5072
    @hayleefox5072 8 месяцев назад +22

    “I don’t see the dill about it” “Gheezus”💀

  • @tinydino8516
    @tinydino8516 8 месяцев назад +7

    I love that you guys spread awareness to everything !! This is why you guys are my favorite podcast :))

  • @casbot
    @casbot 6 месяцев назад +3

    You can get gassy from chewing gum because you inadvertently swallow air. Also, if its xylitol or some other gum with artificial sweetener, they often can have the side effect of blowing up your gastrics 😬

  • @FlamesAndShadows
    @FlamesAndShadows 17 дней назад

    No longer remember if the adverts were translated or local, but a (sounds snappier in another language) 'Tick-Tack. Just 2 calories!' was seared into my brain for at least a decade later.

  • @Shiftycheesecake
    @Shiftycheesecake 8 месяцев назад +5

    My worst interview:
    I was interviewing at a school and accidentally told them that I don't like kids and they stress me out 😂
    And I'm totally not going to go draw a "Master Beta" Design rn lol

  • @BeAWritter
    @BeAWritter 8 месяцев назад +3

    "Crunch of a pickle" not me thinking Josh was gonna say crisps or any other crunchy snacks

  • @Sheilla357
    @Sheilla357 8 месяцев назад +8

    Worst interview story: I was interviewing with a Family Law firm (divorce/custody/guardians, etc.) and was "hired" and offered the following as part of the "package"
    1. Pew Pew Carry License/Permit, training and G-Lock 9
    2. Security escorts to and from vehicle including detailed check before going home
    3. Offer to pay $1800/mo for Health Insurance through their "plan"
    4. $38K total "compensation".
    This was 2018 and I had been making over $80K in my previous position. Yeah that was a big H-T-The NAW! 🤣😂🙃😎

  • @worldsokayestlibrarian
    @worldsokayestlibrarian 8 месяцев назад +1

    "Sounds like a lead pencil." I'm DEAD 💀💀💀

  • @availanila
    @availanila 8 месяцев назад +10

    An octogenarian is an 80 something year old.

  • @immaperson321
    @immaperson321 8 месяцев назад +6

    I like reddit stories readings/reactions, but was super nervous of listening to men (we all know how bad some of these male podcast sort of deals are) and have been pleasantly surprised after listening to y'all for the first time! Subbing.

  • @SuperJust4girls
    @SuperJust4girls 8 месяцев назад +3

    Very proud of you guys! Bringing awareness to the things that matter. A podcast with morals unlike others

  • @NguyenUX
    @NguyenUX 8 месяцев назад +1

    Did Sean do some gardening before the episode 😂😂

  • @kaitlynmorgan4613
    @kaitlynmorgan4613 8 месяцев назад +4

    i gotta say, when it comes to aita posts (referring to "is this poster okay" segment) people *do* notice when someones an unreliable narrator, yes snooping gets people flamed but as long as reddit deems op as TA or NTA for the actual question, its fine, and we know we wont always get the other persons perspective. we all judge based on what we're given and that alone unless someone who knows them pops in or if their language tells a different story. like the one dude who screamed at his now ex's best friend but of course 1. left that out and 2. called that girl a "psycho" for wanting to see her friend since op was isolating his gf

  • @arduousPopsicle
    @arduousPopsicle 7 месяцев назад +2

    My name is Chyna and I’m trying to remember if that was me or if there’s another Chyna with a story 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @abigmanpublications
    @abigmanpublications 8 месяцев назад +2

    If I went into a job interview and John was there I’d laugh cry trying to keep cool

  • @fmleverynameistakenx
    @fmleverynameistakenx 8 месяцев назад +3

    in austria, tictacs are not labeled as 0 calories (i think 1 or 2). im sure they wouldnt be allowed to

  • @Lillith.
    @Lillith. 7 месяцев назад +3

    I love love love the girl who turned down the "high value man". I know she's taken, but if it doesn't work out with her husband she's free to contact me.

    • @TG-jp3tc
      @TG-jp3tc 5 месяцев назад +1

      Your user name combined with your comment make this a top-tier suggestion. Love it. 😄

  • @Micaelaacuna
    @Micaelaacuna 8 месяцев назад +6

    Money is money😂

  • @justbeinhien5790
    @justbeinhien5790 8 месяцев назад +1

    Respectfully, Jon’s (spelling?) hair and skin looks so healthy!

  • @wtfmaryjane
    @wtfmaryjane 8 месяцев назад +4

    Just curious, Sean. How much? What exactly is the number for the DP? I’d love if y’all would discuss on air how much it would take because it sounds like Sean’s price is much lower than Josh’s 😂😂

  • @Bebevevevebebe
    @Bebevevevebebe 8 месяцев назад +2

    Finally, a man who loves me for my iron deficiency

    • @Greenwren
      @Greenwren 7 месяцев назад +1

      We're sleeping on men like that 😂 literally

  • @inayah115
    @inayah115 8 месяцев назад +1

    Lidia is a beautiful person for bringing this to your attention

  • @Kitakat994
    @Kitakat994 8 месяцев назад +4

    The pregnancy story the dude is the ah. But there’s lots of people who are anti adoption.. I could never put a child up for adoption because to me the system is already flooded enough and I wouldn’t want a child to be possibly abused in the system… but I’m also not against abortion at all… I rather abort than put the child up for adoption. (Maybe people who are adopted are also anti adoption).
    And I have kids of my own.. but I wouldn’t want to have any more going forward.. and again I could never put a child up for adoption because I wouldn’t know what the quality of life the child would have :(

  • @Leahjojoe
    @Leahjojoe 8 месяцев назад +1

    *stops faking it*
    Him: Sex isn’t the same. You’re too loose
    Her: no. Just no.

  • @autumn557
    @autumn557 3 месяца назад

    So I’m also anti therapy and here’s why.
    My friend always asked if I’d go to cheaply season with her because “having an unbiased thrird party mediator there to let us talk out any issues we may have and understand each other is healthy for friendships”
    And my answer is “or you can actually listen to what I actually say and take me seriously, instead of telling me that when I say something just the two of us has less weight then when a stranger is sitting in”
    Because I’m like bro, let’s talk. I don’t need someone else, we can have adult conversations BUT she tends to put me in boxes and not let me leave them.
    Like assuming I’ll do a Halloween Christmas for example. Ma’am, I will decorate a normal, if slightly more dark themed, Christmas. It doesn’t need skulls everywhere. BUT because I’m goth I can’t POSSIBLY do that right!? No, it’s against the stereotype so she keeps, and I’ll admit trying to be helpful, showing me skulls and bat themed Christmas decore. But ma’am. I said no. I said it TO YOUR FACE so just actually listen.
    Thats just 1 example of me speaking to someone but them not listening, and then saying we need a therapist to help us communicate.
    No. You’re wrong. Just open the ears.

  • @Arydarypapary
    @Arydarypapary 8 месяцев назад +1

    I can't find the paypal donation link, can anyone tell me where to find it?

  • @yas0809
    @yas0809 8 месяцев назад +3

    My one year old was trying to pet. I think it was Ringo?

    • @beepboop8374
      @beepboop8374 8 месяцев назад +2

      That’s adorable 😂

  • @jov6859
    @jov6859 8 месяцев назад +1

    Google: Octogenerian: A person who is between 80-89 years old... hahahahaha

  • @autumn557
    @autumn557 3 месяца назад

    You know, people used to say “if you want guys to leave you alone say your dating/ married”
    But goddamn it doesn’t. Even. Matter.
    They don’t care. There’s no excuse to say ‘no’ to them.

    • @Chunamunch
      @Chunamunch 2 месяца назад

      Men like this just think that if they talk to you, they'll convince you to leave your established partner for them. They treat us like children who don't have object permanence, and the only thing we need to hear is just any man telling us what to do, and we will do it.

  • @zoubidoubidoubadoum
    @zoubidoubidoubadoum 8 месяцев назад +1

    Aoohh ✨jumpscare✨

  • @Resilient_Sage88
    @Resilient_Sage88 8 месяцев назад +2

    List guy probably thinks Rugea has to do with lady parts basically "roast beef" insult but reformulated.

  • @SarcasticParenting
    @SarcasticParenting 8 месяцев назад +3

    Is there an Ogtha compilation anywhere? I'd love to make my partner listen 😅

  • @JeshikaDanna
    @JeshikaDanna 5 месяцев назад

    Also, i have iron deficiency and it causes me to eat a lot of ice its weird 😅 it definitely does present in different ways for sure!

  • @WitchOracle
    @WitchOracle 3 месяца назад

    34:16 I'm not a Texan (hello from Ohio!) but I love to drink pickle juice. I have POTS and I need more sodium than usual and one of my cues is "huh that jar of pickles is looking extra appealing right now, I wonder if my brain is trying to tell me something" lol
    I don't drink Dr. Pepper though, so I can't speak to the mixture...

  • @ryntintynvin
    @ryntintynvin 3 месяца назад

    If you don’t discuss abortion options ahead of time and then a pregnancy happens, it’s 100% up to the woman. You don’t get a say after the fact. If you want to lay that boundary down, you have to do it BEFORE you get your rocks off so she can walk away from you when you say you would force her to have a baby and you’d “help” while she raises the kid.

  • @Fluffypantaloons
    @Fluffypantaloons 8 месяцев назад +1

    Sean still not reading my Venmo from 2 months ago 😭💔

  • @flowteas7477
    @flowteas7477 29 дней назад

    omg i hate pickles and doctor pepper too!! do you like chocolate ice cream?

  • @Reverse_Cowgirl-cat
    @Reverse_Cowgirl-cat 8 месяцев назад +1

    Rugae are the folds and creases of an organ. The bumps on the roof of your mouth are rugae, but I think he is referring to the ones in the vaginal canal. 😑

  • @justbeinhien5790
    @justbeinhien5790 8 месяцев назад +1

    8:59… Sean… WHY ARE YOU LOOKING INTO MY SOUL

  • @seshthecat
    @seshthecat 8 месяцев назад

    I think the guy meant he doesn't want his baby adopted out.

  • @kinae5067
    @kinae5067 8 месяцев назад +1

    Hi! I'm listening the story about this Guy who'd Line his girfriend has a surgery instead of worki g on his seggsuals skills 😮
    And a point OP was wrong is that she faked it for 2 years, so how could hé know before she stopped that it was fake ?
    Honesty is mportant in Evry aspect in the relationship 😊
    But he's a shtty guy with his Ask for surgery, she'd not stay with such a dooch

  • @kiya1809
    @kiya1809 8 месяцев назад +2

    Lol, I heard size 12 breast too

  • @pw_npc_680
    @pw_npc_680 7 месяцев назад +3

    All eyes on the Genocides!! Free Palestine 🇵🇸, Congo 🇨🇩, and Sudan 🇸🇩

  • @kreuger2062
    @kreuger2062 4 месяца назад

    Wait, can someone explain the "can spell coconut with her waist" mean? Or am i just stupid?👀

  • @weirddistractionspodcast3341
    @weirddistractionspodcast3341 8 месяцев назад +1

    Size 12 breast 😂

  • @bxbydrxgxn
    @bxbydrxgxn 8 месяцев назад

    After 22 year abortion? 26:05

  • @XmienekeX
    @XmienekeX 3 месяца назад

    Thank you guys for speaking up and supporting. So many platforms are not speaking up and using their platform. Means a lot and good to see 3 amazing human beings! Gives me back some hope in humanity and in men 🤍🤲🏼

  • @Gisselle1o1
    @Gisselle1o1 8 месяцев назад +1

    I failed to join the RUclips member last time I asked… can I have the link again? It doesn’t show for me.
    Sincerely a fresh mother of 2 who is in need of your jokes during my long days and nights. Making the husband swipe swipe for the extra videos! 😂😂🤌🏽