He Stole $1 Million To Buy Meme Stocks

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @cactus_irl
    @cactus_irl Год назад +2219

    Atrioc paying Doctor Battle to investigate the death of Yevgeny is like the dude buying meme stocks. "Paying" for something you're never going to get 😂😂😂

    • @DJsocial7102
      @DJsocial7102 Год назад +9

      Yeah i feel like he would do it without pay as well lol.

    • @BeefFondler5000
      @BeefFondler5000 Год назад +54

      @@DJsocial7102 Pulitser award winning Dr. Battle's work doesn't come cheap

    • @miguelbahena6015
      @miguelbahena6015 Год назад +6

      I mean it's not like he's just wasting money, his segment is funny , it's content and it brightens up the mood a bit

  • @gaarn4000
    @gaarn4000 Год назад +437

    23:21 When Atrioc straight up said "he was a war criminal, not that tragic" it could not have been any more obvious that he was the one that did it. Thank you again, Dr. Battle, for giving us the real truth

  • @zacharyenglish2904
    @zacharyenglish2904 Год назад +751

    My mom literally cancelled Max when they sent her an email asking her to reup for the year, because she thought it was a new streaming service she’d been signed up for, and didn’t realize it was actually HBO

    • @irecordwithaphone1856
      @irecordwithaphone1856 Год назад +16

      It is a truly goofy rebrand

    • @sm1522
      @sm1522 8 месяцев назад +5

      I still call it HBO, Max is such a bad name

    • @talyahr3302
      @talyahr3302 7 месяцев назад +16

      And the name HBO is worth so much on its own Ive got no idea what logic they were telling themselves itd be a good move to make.

    • @ihatetacocasa
      @ihatetacocasa 2 дня назад

      i never had it but i thought max was cinemax....

  • @rasputin-3404
    @rasputin-3404 Год назад +3066

    God Bless Dr. Battle a true hero of journalism

    • @Firnienarya
      @Firnienarya Год назад +57

      Love how in the discord screenshot he asked Dr. Battle to make it a conspiracy theory in some way and Dr. Battle delivered in a way that atrioc didn't expect him to XD

    • @james-775
      @james-775 Год назад +5

      the lebron of journalism

    • @AXEMAN299
      @AXEMAN299 Год назад +3

      Battle report!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @murky16
      @murky16 Год назад +3

      Him and punch are some of the funniest chatters

    • @AustinCutright
      @AustinCutright Год назад +9

      He can't stop paying him, or it shows he was the one not putin, he's trying to silence him!

  • @swilliams9600
    @swilliams9600 Год назад +820

    The million dollar fraud reminds me of the white-hat hacker that discovered a hole in a bank's security, by sending a negative dollar amount, and thereby receiving that money.

    • @RichardULong
      @RichardULong Год назад +70

      thats just a videogame dupe glitch but in real life

    • @sh3rbert
      @sh3rbert Год назад +50

      Me and a classmate made a digital bank for a school thing and that was a glitch found like day 2 banks gotta get their shit togethee

    • @lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327
      @lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327 Год назад +29

      I destroyed the economy of a small MMO by buying premium currency from other players for negative money. Fun times.

    • @FAB1150
      @FAB1150 Год назад +4

      ​​@@RichardULongthey work exactly in the same way, except one digital currency is only accepted in-game and the other is accepted in stores

    • @toobig7150
      @toobig7150 Год назад +16

      thats the kind of errors i hope to find every day.
      So far i only discovered an error where you have to pay for existing, some call it taxes.
      I Hate it here.

  • @technetium9653
    @technetium9653 Год назад +642

    You stole money to make yourself richer, i stole money to make the banks richer, we are not the same

    • @spookyrobbie
      @spookyrobbie Год назад +9

      That just makes you an average bank employee

    • @technetium9653
      @technetium9653 Год назад +16

      ​@@spookyrobbie they don't usually steal money from the bank

    • @m-wan2547
      @m-wan2547 Год назад +7

      @@technetium9653 oh sweet child, you don't know bank employees

    • @technetium9653
      @technetium9653 Год назад

      ​@@m-wan2547 they don't steal from the bank to make the bank richer, it's to make themselves richer

  • @ryanmcknight9999
    @ryanmcknight9999 Год назад +702

    I really hope Dr Battle’s Battle Report continues to be a fixture of this series lol it’s too good

    • @sdaniaal
      @sdaniaal Год назад +32

      Yeah, I can't believe Atrioc had a hand in Russian poilitics.

    • @potatosordfighter666
      @potatosordfighter666 Год назад +4

      It's genuinely one of the best parts

  • @ChriSaito
    @ChriSaito Год назад +339

    So glad to see you have a journalist so dedicated to the truth that even outing the man who pay's him isn't enough to deter him. We can trust Doctor Battle and his integrity completely.

  • @swiftman57
    @swiftman57 Год назад +472

    This is a certified Marketing Monday classic

    • @PaulAllen-sv2cy
      @PaulAllen-sv2cy Год назад +1

      You haven’t watched it yet

    • @luisandres1357
      @luisandres1357 Год назад +6

      @@PaulAllen-sv2cyhe streamed this 5 days ago

    • @luisandres1357
      @luisandres1357 Год назад +1

      also it is a classic

    • @acornbird
      @acornbird Год назад

      indeed

    • @baldability
      @baldability Год назад +4

      This is NOT a marketing monday classic… NOT EVEN CLOSE. This is a mere IMPERSONATION of what once was… I cannot BELIVE that you would EVEN IMPLY that this is a marketing monday classic. You know what is a marketing monday classic? “How Riot Beat Blizzard.” or even “Sam Will Not Stop Lying” but this video will NEVER be a marketing monday classic… shame on you.

  • @LanK111er
    @LanK111er Год назад +183

    YOU HAVE TO KEEP PAYING HIM. HE'S THE ONLY REAL JOURNALIST LEFT!

  • @pikashooter7674
    @pikashooter7674 Год назад +37

    I love how slowly marketing Monday is getting more and more segments. First wazzup Beijing and now the battle report he just keeps coming up w fire content

  • @MacNSteeez
    @MacNSteeez Год назад +81

    The well informed, well explained, detailed information in this video was second only to the battle report, best addition to Marketing Mondays in a while.

  • @saity6022
    @saity6022 Год назад +33

    Whoever is doing the thumbnails is doing amazing jobs, all of them have been so well done, especially the China Debt Crisis one

  • @nickygian
    @nickygian Год назад +20

    I love the global economics and news sections, especially from a business and marketing pov. I would love to see them more often, I know you already have a weekly China segment but its also super interesting when you include other countries like Japan and Niger. Another video like the one about the Chinese debt crisis, would be sick too, maybe about Japanese inflation or the impact of Brexit on the British economy so far. Keep up the good work Glizz King

    • @crackajacka87
      @crackajacka87 Год назад +4

      It's hard to judge the impact of Brexit when the whole of Europe is burning... The UK's GDP growth this year is at 4.1% according to the World Bank, France is at 2.1% while Germany had just 1.8%. The UK's GDP has stayed strong since Brexit with it's only major fault happening during pandemic when all 3 major countries in Europe dropped but the UK dropped the most at -11% while France dropped 7.8% and Germany dropped 3.7% but that was all to do with the pandemic as the rest of the data shows the UK's GDP being high and doing better, for the most part, than Germany and France since Brexit and considering the UK has the second best GDP in Europe, below Germany in first and France in third, it shows that the UK isn't struggling as much as some bias analysts claim. GDP is often used to show the health of a countries economy.
      Others might bring up the high debt or inflation as another example but even this can be misleading, the only metric that shows the UK struggling more than the other two major powers in Europe is inflation as it rose as high as 11% during the highs of our current inflation woes while Germany reached it's high of 8.8% and France reached just 6.3% (France did very well to manage inflation and this shows a better management of the situation than anything else). Currently the UK sits at 6.8% while Germany is at 6.1% and France at 4.8% which shows inflation stabalising in all 3 countries but again this was all the cause of the current finacial climate in the whole of the EU than Brexit alone. As for debt, the UK sits at 101% of it's GDP while France sits at 112% and Germany at 66.3% (Germany has always had an amazing economy so it's debt has also been low) But as we see, France has struggled just as much as the UK which again shows that this is more to do with the finicial woes in Europe as a whole than of Brexit.
      The end result is that the UK is doing much better than analysts predicted and that most of this fear is coming from the EU itself hoping it'll stop other EU member states from breaking away.

    • @Jartran72
      @Jartran72 2 месяца назад

      @crackajacka Yeah if you just ignore how the average person and most cities are doing, the UK is doing fine ;)
      Totally not falling apart. Totally does not have a hoapital that is so broke they have to rely on payments from a repair company everytime the ceiling collapses.
      Just keep coping and look at meaningless percentages and it will be fine.

  • @stephengreene108
    @stephengreene108 Год назад +62

    Nothing like a atrioc upload to make my day 100x better

  • @gingerkilkus
    @gingerkilkus 2 месяца назад +547

    Biggest lesson i learnt in 2024 in the stock market is that nobody knows what is going to happen next, so practice some humility and follow a strategy with a long term edge.

    • @LucasBenjamin-hv7sk
      @LucasBenjamin-hv7sk 2 месяца назад +5

      Nobody knows anything; You need to create your own process, manage risk, and stick to the plan, through thick or thin, While also continuously learning from mistakes and improving.

    • @hasede-lg9hj
      @hasede-lg9hj 2 месяца назад +3

      Uncertainty... it took me 2 years to stop trying to predict what bout to happen in market based on charts studying, cause you never know. not having a mentor cost me 2 years of pain I learn to go we’re the market is wanting to go and keep it simple with discipline.

    • @lowcostfresh2266
      @lowcostfresh2266 2 месяца назад +3

      @@hasede-lg9hj Impressive can you share more info?

    • @hasede-lg9hj
      @hasede-lg9hj 2 месяца назад +3

      Annette Marie Holt is the licensed fiduciary I use. Just research the name. You’d find necessary details to work with a correspondence to set up an appointment..

    • @leojack9090
      @leojack9090 2 месяца назад +1

      thanks For clearing that up, I curiously searched for Annette Marie Holt on the internet and thankfully, I came across her my goal is to retire in 5years time.

  • @Archetapp
    @Archetapp Год назад +4

    The moment he mentioned Fast & Furious, I got an ad that said, “Hey, put family first….” What a way to place an ad RUclips. 👏

  • @Mcmos9000
    @Mcmos9000 Год назад +46

    If Atrioc thinks he’s paying Dr. Battle too much now, imagine how much more his fee is going to be after he wins a Pulitzer

  • @varsea8130
    @varsea8130 Год назад +21

    The Dr.Battle segments are killing it! You should really continue them Atrioc. (Not an alt)

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Год назад +189

    Imagine getting a million just to invest in meme stocks, experience of a lifetime

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 Год назад +4

    3:44 seeing infinity train on atrioc vids always catches me off guard, fantastic show, deserves all the recognition in the world and so much more

    • @DrGandW
      @DrGandW Год назад +2

      Sadly it’s become one of the poster children for Max’s shafting of the animation block

  • @VIady
    @VIady Год назад +122

    We NEED more battle reports

  • @zobo7604
    @zobo7604 Год назад +3

    6:34 what Atrioc mentioned here happened to Alex from I did a thing in Avatar, basically he was an extra and they 3D scanned him and put his scan in a bunch of scenes and altered it enough so they only paid him for one scene. Alex tells the full story on the cold ones podcast episode that he was on.

  • @mistyavinger
    @mistyavinger Год назад +61

    Please don’t stop paying doctor battle I need my weekly dose of misinformation

  • @cembep5500
    @cembep5500 Год назад +6

    living in japan. over the last five years, i've had three promotions which has led to my pay increasing by around $700 a month, but i still find myself unable to save and living paycheck to paycheck. i have no idea how people working entry level jobs get by nowadays, especially in the cities. i wish it wasn't so hard to imagine a union forming in this country, but strikes and anything that otherwise interrupts the status quo are culturally taboo. this is particularly true for my profession, which is composed primarily of foreign workers on temporary work visas. it's hard to organize with the knowledge that it could mean rejection the next time we try to renew our visas.

  • @nathaniallarkin6060
    @nathaniallarkin6060 Год назад +8

    Dr. Battle had the chance to do the funniest thing possible and did it
    Legend

  • @nanitedude
    @nanitedude Год назад +38

    WAIT A SECOND, WHY IS MARKETING MONDAY COMING OUT ON A MONDAY???

    • @kaigudapati7890
      @kaigudapati7890 Год назад +14

      Cause this was streamed live as a Tharketing Thursday

  • @koala5390
    @koala5390 Год назад +6

    how does every marketing monday become about 25% more depressing than the last

    • @blebonick7088
      @blebonick7088 Год назад +3

      It started out as a goofy show with a few serious moments, and became an investigation into late stage capitalism which is a little goofy sometimes

  • @simmons866
    @simmons866 Год назад +2

    Okay, a movie/show adaptation of this strike? I would watch. Though hopefully after the actors and writers won by then so it has a feel good ending.

  • @matthewmckenzie8921
    @matthewmckenzie8921 Год назад +2

    Everyone chatting about how the houses look the same at 19:20 when all suburban American houses look identical is hilarious

  • @Thiquid
    @Thiquid Год назад +12

    I can't believe Atrioc would just admit that he stole all that money

  • @kez5729
    @kez5729 Год назад +8

    i love marketing monday - I'm always happy when they upload :)

  • @wileycoyote4737
    @wileycoyote4737 Год назад +3

    Can't wait till next week for the next Battle Report

  • @luke8838
    @luke8838 5 месяцев назад +2

    That Chinese cookie cutter neighborhood with factories and smog in the distance is one of the most depressing pictures I've seen in awhile

  • @bananaguns7653
    @bananaguns7653 Год назад +11

    My favorite part is 100% the Battle Report

  • @Pibb_X
    @Pibb_X Год назад +6

    The Battle Report twice over now quite literally has made me laugh harder than almost anything else ive watched in a long ass time, PLEASE keep paying him

  • @Keaganxd
    @Keaganxd Год назад +7

    i’m looking forward to Dr. battles weekly reports

  • @l0g1c96
    @l0g1c96 Год назад +9

    Dr battle report is the best. Please keep it.

  • @DankBobRoss
    @DankBobRoss Год назад +9

    Atrioc is my source for real life business lore

  • @Arvl.
    @Arvl. Год назад

    3:44 that middle one, I recognize that, but i’ve forgotten it for a long time, it was great

  • @Gastogh
    @Gastogh Год назад +1

    "Fuck it, we ball" is one of your finest phrases

  • @Voguekun
    @Voguekun Год назад +1

    14:15 need the avengers theme to start playing here for this amazing crossover event

  • @WinWin-cv5us
    @WinWin-cv5us Год назад +5

    BATTLE REPORTS BACK LETS GO

  • @CyanMentality
    @CyanMentality Год назад +2

    Shout out to the editors

  • @John_Sloppenheimer
    @John_Sloppenheimer Год назад +1

    with a name like Branding Ewing, he really was born for this whole marketing thing 💯

  • @GROOV3ST3R
    @GROOV3ST3R 7 месяцев назад +1

    Targeting Tuesday sounds like a bomb idea for a show ngl

  • @Monkey_D_Buhlahkay
    @Monkey_D_Buhlahkay Год назад +4

    Doctor battle segments make my entire fucking day. Don’t stop paying this man lmao.

    • @haimoon102
      @haimoon102 Год назад

      Do you know if he has a channel i love him every time

  • @Zackadeles
    @Zackadeles Год назад +1

    China's just a real-life Black Mirror episode right now

  • @MrGreyScreen
    @MrGreyScreen Год назад +4

    God I love the doctor battle segment.

  • @michaelboyle7281
    @michaelboyle7281 4 месяца назад +2

    3:00 I've watched this video multiple times and never realized the dude who did this was from my state lmao

  • @evanburke9365
    @evanburke9365 Год назад +5

    Battle report must continue for the good of the show

  • @jellyellie4949
    @jellyellie4949 Год назад +2

    Ngl the battle report did make me laugh enough that my eyes squinted, pay the man.

  • @lockout125
    @lockout125 Год назад +1

    That battle report was something else jeez

  • @Hey-sn9id
    @Hey-sn9id Год назад +1

    Gotta love the spelunky music in the first minute

  • @oliver-nation4377
    @oliver-nation4377 Год назад +2

    Love the Dr. Battle segment.

  • @Owenbegowen
    @Owenbegowen Год назад

    The Heart Part V is an excellent music video, I’d love to see an Atrioc bit on some music videos as both art and a form of marketing.

  • @The-C-Man
    @The-C-Man Год назад +1

    Mogal Mail better watch out for this Mr. Doctor battle guy

  • @robertthered1054
    @robertthered1054 Год назад +1

    I’ve always had this question whenever. I’m watching a Atrioc‘s videos. Who is putting the background music on? do they just love Pokémon Colosseum because I love it and I just wanted to let you know that I appreciate it.

  • @Pota714
    @Pota714 Год назад +1

    yt marketing monday on monday? W

  • @Twyzan
    @Twyzan Год назад

    Damn I loved that Doctor Battle guy, he really pops. You should get more of him.

  • @caedmonswanson2378
    @caedmonswanson2378 Год назад +8

    The fact that Dr. Battle's Battle Report got atrioc to laugh for so long shows it was worth it

  • @goodnight4u
    @goodnight4u Год назад

    This was a great Marketing Monday. I'm thinking about rewatching it with my family tomorrow sans the battle-report.

  • @TheBlueFire980
    @TheBlueFire980 Год назад

    Those 40 seconds of spelunky music made me remember how much I love that game

  • @lilicafaray8423
    @lilicafaray8423 Год назад

    Watching marketing monday makes me feel like my dad reading the sunday newspaper every week

  • @L33T1010
    @L33T1010 Год назад +2

    Phew thanks god Dr.Battle was there to inform us

  • @Benw8888
    @Benw8888 Год назад +1

    The battle reports are funny but we should also have a real segment right after so I can actually learn about these topics xD

  • @Theloudestquietkid
    @Theloudestquietkid 3 месяца назад +1

    I love all the genuine business news

  • @bigmiles
    @bigmiles Год назад +1

    The battle report is my favorite part of wins and fails

  • @phalamy9180
    @phalamy9180 Год назад +1

    Hollywood companies are suddenly very interested in aquiring something once and owning it forever.
    How strange, they didn't seem like they were big fans of that a while ago.

  • @VNTRLittleRomeo
    @VNTRLittleRomeo 5 месяцев назад +2

    5:08 my bf has yt premium so he doesnt see ads..... im not entirely sure that seeing breaking cnn news is classified as an "ad" but somehow.... im pretty sure he wont see a difference

  • @narwhalz02
    @narwhalz02 Год назад +1

    cant wait for the next Dr. Battle Report next week!

  • @thefancydavd5508
    @thefancydavd5508 Год назад +1

    13:20 even the editor made fun of squeex

  • @wafikojulio9028
    @wafikojulio9028 Год назад +1

    the battlereport is the best part of the video

  • @NeverUsedChalk
    @NeverUsedChalk Год назад +1

    Dr. Battle has been killing it recently

  • @randomcamera7947
    @randomcamera7947 Год назад

    WE LOVE the BATTLEREPORT! (pay your editor man smh)

  • @hibuddy1473
    @hibuddy1473 6 месяцев назад +1

    I'm starting to feel bad for Masayoshisan :'(

  • @kkrems2282
    @kkrems2282 Год назад

    The subtle wubby mention made me giggle so hard. Big orange boy should watch that clip haha

  • @thecwwshow8036
    @thecwwshow8036 Год назад +1

    Wait I have a great idea . Instead of calling it CNN Max, they should call it Home Box Office Max. They could shorten it also but just a thought

  • @rothchance
    @rothchance Год назад

    Yess, was boutta watch the vod but this is fantastic

  • @thecluckster3908
    @thecluckster3908 Год назад +1

    Editing on point this vid

  • @superfactorial5717
    @superfactorial5717 Год назад +1

    That's it? Is he just getting away with his bloody hands? What was the point of Doctor Battle's efforts to uncover the truth? The Glizzler can't keep getting away with it man

  • @K..C
    @K..C Год назад +1

    Damn, the editor squad had to assemble for this one

  • @Earthboundmike
    @Earthboundmike Год назад

    I'ma walking now. The car died. About 2 km there, another 2 back. It's, a process.

  • @crimsoneclipse0618
    @crimsoneclipse0618 Год назад

    10:45 Lol, I never noticed this tweet was from Schaffrillas Production when I was watching this live

  • @hemmoau
    @hemmoau Месяц назад

    Rewatching this, at 9:00 Ive realised that in the medium-long term showing view counts would probably HELP streaming services. High views create virality, so do low views (and the changes renewed attention may bring) and it’s a good equilibrating force, meaning your blockbuster content can’t be ‘forgotten’. If it fails then it’s truly cos it’s bad.

  • @mschuhler
    @mschuhler Год назад +1

    i need a Battle Report in every WAF from now on

  • @daffgy
    @daffgy Год назад +1

    The background "music" starting from the 15 minute mark made it hard for my tiktok brain to focus on what the teacher was saying. How can I get in touch with the production company behind this decision to file a formal complaint?

  • @honkhonk3137
    @honkhonk3137 Год назад

    this guy is the irl version of that 3 year old who hacks nasa in your favourite movie.

  • @TheAnimeLurk
    @TheAnimeLurk Год назад +1

    Battle Report is my favorite segment.

  • @cornelius77
    @cornelius77 Год назад

    I come for the marketing monday, stay for the battle report

  • @Xestern
    @Xestern Год назад

    The Battle Report is truly peak marketing

  • @Lolsauce117
    @Lolsauce117 Год назад +3

    Doctor Battle had some good points 🤔

  • @justinbiller6683
    @justinbiller6683 Год назад

    I cant wait for the "Big Short 2 : electric boogaloo "

  • @jarkson6075
    @jarkson6075 Год назад +1

    Dr battle keeps making classics. Certified w

  • @haimoon102
    @haimoon102 Год назад +1

    Does doctor battle have a channel? Love his segments

  • @ZeeengMicro
    @ZeeengMicro Год назад +1

    Can't believe Atrioc just assed his rival, Yevgeny Prigozhin, in his plane. Thanks to Doctor Battle for shining this truth upon us.

  • @cedarc4705
    @cedarc4705 Год назад +2

    Classic Battle Report Win

  • @Foxexar
    @Foxexar Год назад +2

    holy fucking shit the first 3 mintues of this story are WILD

  • @joebestonthemoon
    @joebestonthemoon Год назад

    The Battle Report is such a funny segment

  • @pillguzzler4238
    @pillguzzler4238 Год назад +1

    Big A Glizzy Hands with another banger. I am now a millionaire and would like to think Sarah Ewing for this absolutely essential video