100 Ridiculous Pieces Of Wrestling Merch
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- Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024
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With Christmas fast approaching, it's time to think about some wrestling-inspired merch for the WWE/NJPW/IMPACT/whatever fan in YOUR LIFE and Cultaholic is here to help.
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Zack Ryder is currently googling where to get half of this stuff.
I'd be shocked if he does not have 2 of everything on this list already.
@@CommodoreFan64 I feel he needs a push
He's like "I'lL tAkE yOuR eNtIrE sToCk!"
Zafer Guz lol
Ya had me at the blow-up sting. Lol
You know what would be hilarious?
If you could use the Goldberg PS1 SD Card to play as Goldberg in a variety of PS1 games.
Spear to Dr. Cortex
Spear to Ripto
Double Spear to Ultimecia and Kuja
Jackhammer to Sephiroth
*GOOOOOOOLDBERG!*
*GOOOOOOOLDBERG!*
*GOOOOOOOLDBERG!*
*GOOOOOOOLDBERG!*
Watcha gonna do, when your meat gets warmed by shoe? Brother!
6:07)
"WWE Supernatural Sportsdrinks which will literally kill you."
At first you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.
Can we get a sequel for this one? This was mad funny to watch and rewatch
The most ridiculous thing you can buy in wrestling wasn't mentioned in this video....Tickets for Raw
XD
That is the best thing I have heard in years.
WOMP WOMP
I read this and dropped my phone from the laughter
and now you currently can't buy them.....
I fully expected a Brian Zane cameo at number 68.
"Go wash up! And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!
Wash up!"
Why would they make Ric Flair scratchers, when they could’ve made Million Dollar Man Scratchers!?
Ike
Two words:
North Carolina.
Why make scratch tickets anyways? Surprised WWE didn't throw a fit, scratch offs are some of the trashiest things in existence.
My brother actually had the “Bad to the bonz” poster in his room lmao
did that phrase confuse you even back then? 🤣
I actually own Rumble Roses thank you very much, and if everyone could just get past the "assets", it's honestly a fairly decent game. Odd story, good gameplay, no CAW mode, but overall still a lot of fun.
honestly, how *do* you make a game like that without create-a-wrestler
@@jimmy3people0 All of the costume-fetishes are represented. What are you gonna do? Make a second nurse? That would be silly.
I got Rumble Roses for the ps2 and Rumble Roses xx for the xbox 360.
It’s just a smackdown game but with some new features and characters, meaning the gameplay is on par with here comes the pain. Also it has breasts
Rumble Roses: what if SmackDown! HCTP Bra and Panties matches worked with *all* of the playable Superstars!
Still, underrated game.
"Brett Hart, this is Brett Hart." That one had me rolling in laughter. This and the Wish merch video have had me in hysterics. Thanks for the laughs
@I Live In A 16-Bit Van Down By The 8-Bit River Brett Brett Brett Brett Brett Brett BRETT BRETT BRETT BRETT BRETT. GOT ME? holy hell ever hear of auto correct text??? Glad there are people like you who scan the internet to correct others.
The TnA John Cena puzzle. Seems legit. 😂😂😂 Reminds me of flea market T-Shirts that had NwO on the front. And a Stone Cold Steve Austin print on the back.
Hey now Mr Culty man.. rumble roses is a quality game
Second one was better if I remember
@tatertime Yes, that's exactly right!
It's also set within the metal gear solid universe
How dare you. The Outta Snowwhere shirt is gold, Gold jerry!
The DDP bowling ball actually looks pretty good
Once a great man said
"That's hot, that's hot"-
Ahaha
Its Rewind Time
Anybody miss the talking Stone Cold soap on Wrestling With Wreget?
I was hoping to see it on this list because of the hell it gave Brian Zane over at WWW. Lol
Those Bret Hart and Batista cereal jokes were just perfect. The Hart one sounding like an actual review than Batistas joke and you notice 🤣. Just perfect
except... melina confirmed he's only packing about 5"
@@TheWGPC oh wow is that true?
Can this video get a sequel? It makes me laugh!
To be fair Hogan went crazy on merch when he lost on the Foreman Grill sponsorship
Low Key i own the Outta Snow-Where t shirt it's lit at holidays
Me too... not ashamed haha
Yup
The Fin Balor gingerbread Xmas ortiment from 2017 is far worse than the Cena one. They make Balor look like he's wearing black face. It's bad.
Really??!!..my daughter wanted it for xmas sooo bad but they were sold out...glad it wasnt all that great🙂
That rey mysterio thing is a door stop btw..
I still have all my WWF/WCW wrestling toys from the 80s and 90s
Where's Randy Savage's "Be a Man" rap album???
I WANT THE CM PUNK TEXTING GLOVES
Quite like the look of the Lesnar slippers
That Stone cold cookie jar would’ve been goated if it went GIVE ME A HELL YEAH or WHAT every time you opened it
My aunt gave me the Rock Cena Toothbrush for Christmas when I was 17. That's who buys this stuff.
The fact that Jericho-brand clipboards didn't make the list really says something about the quality of wrestling merch. . .
I actually still have my Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake foam sheers from when I went to King of The Ring 1993 event in Dayton Ohio since it was only 35mins from me at the time
Well. We know what you guys are looking through for each other's Christmas presents 😅
Totally got the Slam Cam at a Big Lots in Buffalo. Ten minutes of fun guaranteed!
Anyone else notice that the background music is the same one "Adam Parmesan" came out to at KirbyMania 2017?
That Hornswoggle ring looks like Uncle Ruckus (no relation)
78: That's a neckbreaker not an RKO. How can they get the design wrong?
memes don't care
2:27 got those for xmas one year, only worked for 1 day
The diecast cars were a common sight at my local stores in the 1990s. If it wasn't emblazoned in NASCAR colors, you can bet that it was painted as some wrestling promo.
You’re the best Pacitti... as I sit here typing this wearing the “Outta Snowhere” t-shirt. It’s Christmas! (well not technically anymore at almost 4am). It’s a perfect Christmas shirt, especially for an Orton mark like myself.
4:04 - "That's embarrassing. Pulling a half naked man out of your wallet."
I am still a very proud owner of this Carlito "Do you spit or swallow" - T-Shirt :) next Year on the 18th and 19th of May i will have the chance to see him together with my Cousin (who has the same shirt) at the Forever Wrestling Tour from Championship of Wrestling in Germany. Our Goal is it to get a Picture with him, both with Afro Wig, T-Shirt on and Apple in Hand :D
Hope you got what you wanted
@@tayloriousmaximus almost. We forgot the Wigs 😂
Hey, they stole my 'meat shoes' idea!
(I dreamt it up while reading Robinson Crusoe)
"Where are the Kevin Nash ones" had me ROLLING XD
It's 2024, I think we need an update on this 😂😂 I'm sure you can find some new good ones to exploit 😂😂
mcfarlane toys actually carried good stone cold/undertaker, trips, the rock statues :) they looked pretty cool
I remember Brian Zane from Wrestling With Wregret trying Stone Cold's talking soap.
It didn't end well.
With some cheap black dye, the Bret Hart mask would very easily become a Tommy Wiseau mask.
Woah woah woah, youre telling me there's something wrong with those slippers? 😂
It's 4:39 in the fucking morning here in Los Angeles, yall couldn't wait dammit?! Now to watch this video, thank you lads.
Hogan had all those products, but passed on the George foreman grill.
"#55 the hulk hogan whatever the hell this is" comedy gold
I still have the slam cam, it was my first digital camera. It held 6 pictures at a time and I remember my mom taking a picture of me doing a swanton then replacing a people's elbow onto mankind with me. Totally worth it!
Laughed out loud at the Batista Cereal joke. Well done Cultaholic. Well done.
I actually had the Carlito spit or swallow shirt!! I live in Puerto Rico and people asked me what the shirt said. I'd give them a light grin, a certain look, and translate it. Most times, it ended the conversation.
the rey mysterio thingy is probably a doorstop. also, i laughed so hard at #1 that i am in physical agony
The Hulk Hogan cake pan was dope when I was a child. My grandmother would bake and pipe the hole thing.
I'd love a new series of videos where they review some of these items in depth
Wait so Cultaholic actually bought the Bret Hart and Bastista cereal? 😳 🤣
@Last Drop Falls lol
*What about the pie that was thrown at Kevin Owens replica*
The Fiend would be far more terrifying if he wore that Bret Hart mask down to the ring. That was just awful.
Izzy's a wrestler now. So look out for Izzy merchandise coming soon.
I am sitting on my toilet, and I am laughing. I'm really laughing tears. Thank you, guys!
Stone Cold cookie jar & Chris Benoit vibrating action figure the best 😂
My first was a Hasbro too. Series 1 Savage, with elbow smash action! :-) Quickly followed by DIbiase with million dollar punch. Good times.
I feel Adam trying to steal my soul when he's smiling.
#61 sounds like something Shaquille O'Neal would have worn during the NBA All-Star Game in the mid-2000's. He did have shoes that were fully functional RC cars and cell phones, respectively.
"It sounds like vagi-"😂😂😂
Ok the Buff Bagwell mastercard joke is GOLD!!!!
The WWE Hot Lesbian Action t-shirt with 👅+📦=HLA.
Who the hell bought that?
Fucking hell, you make me laugh so much. Absolutely hilarious, the line about Granny was gold.
Now don’t judge but I own that “Outta Snowhere” shirt 🥴
Ok I’d def get that “I love my testicles” Test shirt lol 😭☠️ Test is my all-time favorite, I miss him so much everyday. I wish he was still here with us. ❤️
Seriously I haven’t had that good a laugh in a minute! Thanks! Needed it!
you missed the Kevin Nash bowling ball...i grew up bowling in leagues and tournraments and i got that from a summer youth bowling league wcw sponsered. you could pick one of the wcw bowling balls, i picked Nash. never used it cause it was more of a house ball than one with good pin action, but i have it put up still in the basement
"Bad to the Bonz!" 😆
I can't help but wonder what people will do with that Chris Benoit vibrating action figure.
The Hogan meat shoes weren't real. It was a joke that originated in an old Something Awful thread from around 2006 or 2007. That mock up in the video came from a goon who made it for that thread.
I don't know how I missed this at the time, or why it popped up now, but oh my! I'm crying!
I actually bought the Hulk Hogan cake pan. Used it to make a chocolate cake to celebrate a finished D&D campaign.
2:13 I would buy this one.
I owned the Hulk Hogan Tornado Beverage Mixer! That needed on the list!
Dude I had the Austin cookie jar #87.. pretty cool actually 🤷🏾♂️ also the "future TNA world champ" baby bib is low-key gold😂
Here in a nutshell is the problem with Cultaholic. #42 they shit on the toy car for “Alex Wright”, failing to mention the rest of the product line featuring popular stars such as Hulk, Goldberg and Sting. These cars are quite collectable nowadays
they have the talking soap for sale at a store near me and i'm so so tempted but i know someone out there would love it more than me
Those 'creature figures' with Edge, Christian, Gangrel, Kane and Austin were actually pretty creative. Although still horrifying to look at.
To give credit, Those ric Flair cratch tickets made some good money
Number 3 had me crying in laughter after I busted up at number 5. Ain't capitalism great?
can’t wait to roll up to the family channukah in my DX yarmulke
My dad said that he bough John Cena cupcakes that came with rings, but no rings were on the cupcakes
Out of Snowhere shirt is sweet. If graphic was resized and put on decent quality shirt I'd honestly buy it in a heart beat and I haven't bought Wrestling merch in 20years.
The crazy thing about this video is everyone watching this had at least one item in this list and loved it.
I loved those wwe sweat figures growing up!
4:11 Brian Zane’s arch-nemesis. 😂
Imagine being a 5 year old and wondering why your vibrating Chris Benoit action figure keeps ending up in your mom’s bedroom.
dont understand how anyone could think meat warming shoes would be a good idea even 40 years ago
Congrats on 400k subscribers guys!!!
that AJ Styles tee doesn't deserve that spot. Because that is LITERALLY the worst T-shirt design I have ever seen in wrestling, maybe ever
Actually Pretty positive We got a stone cold bad to the bonz picture from the carnival one year when I was little.
Wash up, and that’s the bottom line, because Stone Cold says so.
Sadly, the Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes are not actually real, but an elaborate Something Awful in-joke, prototype build and all.
I like the nwo boxer shorts sucha mark 😂😂 I might inquire gfw for that sweet jeff jarrett signed photo 😂
your favorite wrestling moments? I don't think Hulk Hogan has ever gorilla pressed anyone in his entire life XD