My grandma has parkingsons and dementia, she isn't really "present" anymore but I was listening to the garbage man story with her while feeding her today and she was laughing her head off. It was a beautiful thing, the revenge and the laughter. Not often I get to hear her laugh like that anymore. 😁
A good way to mess with someone who is messing with a cook... Bring him the meal, set it down and say, "Go ahead, eat it... Go ahead". And then just stare at them and if they eat it, just smile slightly and walk away!
Even better if you don't say anything and just stand there with an evil smile, continuously staring at them after they've started eating. And then when they notice you, after the expression on their face turns from smug satisfaction to dread, that's when you turn on your heel and silently walk away. If you can pull off a little bwahahaha after you're a good few steps away though, that's even better yet.
“The Walk-in” is an excellent place. I just thought it was common to the kitchens I have worked in. The garbage truck story……..$7/month, golly! I will be paying $110(for 3 months) next week for trash pick-up.
When my kids were 5 and 6, played a prank at their birthdays, which is one day apart. Had this Slip and slide import with water jets, and rigged the water line which runs under our kitchen sink, with a 6 volt solenoid valve, I hooked to an old wireless alarm panel with motion sensors. Every time anyone got near the thing, the water jets shut off. Walk away, they went on. Eight kids ransacked my home looking for someone either crimping the hose, turning water off from inside, and was just timing that two figured it out because when they shut off, pipes made a big bang. The one thing I didn't think to do was snap the head off the air screw. They figured it out that turning it, kept the water going. I modified it to turn water jets on in my garden, which kept most animals away, except the gophers!!!! Not a single corn stalk survived that year lol. Following year half the kids expected the same thing. Maybe I'll figure something for next year.
If you mess with the restaurant staff (never assume it's only the cooks that can't be screwed with for the cooks might be VERY protective of your target), NEVER eat at that Restaurant unless you either cook it yourself OR watch it get cooked WITHOUT TAKING YOUR EYES OFF THE FOOD UNTIL IT'S ON YOUR PLATE AND IN YOUR HANDS!!! 😄😁😆😅😂🤣
You should never mess with anyone who handles your food, Both the Cook and the server. A little patience and kindness can be the difference between a wonderful meal and something that has be rubbed on the floor with nasty bodily fluids added to it.
How much of that bottle of House wine did he drink? "Hello police, I suspect car rego ****** is DUI, I saw them through the window in [wherever] finishing a bottle of wine then staggering out to their car..."
2nd story: What’s amazing is the dad was a Deacon at the church & he’s swearing up a storm & seeking revenge instead of contacting the police about the illegal garbage dumping. This would have been easily shown who it was as the letters & mail had his name & address on it
Regarding the last story, my daughter, the oldest child, once had a school assignment in gradeschool where you were to write a short paragraph or two about something you liked to do with your dad. She told all about how great it was to go to the dump with me when I had a lot of stuff to throw out. This reminded me of how much I enjoyed it when my dad took me with him to the dump in our neck of the woods growing up. Yeah.... there is something special about the dump!
Oooo this brings back memories. Me and my stepfather were never particularly close. He isn't much of a talker and when I first met him I was an angry confused 8/9 year old who missed their biological father (he's a deadbeat but i didn't understand who he really was at the time). But something about going to the dump every other Saturday really brought us together. It was usually the highlight of our week.
When I was a sous chef, my chef and I would joke that the chef's secret was, "I dropped it on the floor." Now, we never did that, but we could dream, especially with some of our more entitled customers.
My friend kept getting someone's trash bags thrown into his yard, every week or every other week. So after taking the trash to the dump and paying to dump it, he finally told his wife to hell with it. I am going to go through the trash and see if it has any return address in the trash. So the first time after his decision there was three trash bags. Bingo an return address on a TV Guide. He packaged up the trash in two big boxes printed off some labels and headed off to the UPS store and mailed the trash to the man name and address on the TV Guide and wrote a note next time your trash is on my lawn the cops are getting called. Three weeks no trash and then there it was three bags of trash, and yep there was a used tv guide to the same idiot. He called the cops and they took the trash back to the guys house with my friend following the cop. Needles to say the wife was furious with her husband. She was giving him $30.00 to dump the trash at the dump and her husband was pocketing the money and dumping the trash in my friends yard. The husband probably got well over$300 for illegally dumping the trash and had to pay a hefty fine for littering and then he had to deal with his pissed off wife.
My wife's ex father-in-law lived just outside of our tiny town, and had a long driveway. People would often dump their trash in the ditch right by the entrance to his driveway. So, he'd open up the trash and find the mail, and then haul it to the jerk's house and dump it all back on their front step. I grew to really appreciate the old guy!
Doesn't matter what people does, never mess with somebody food, that is a coward and ilegal thing to do, if u have a problem with the person then go and confront them, but don't mess with the food.
I imagine that's why David and OP were laughing after that one because they both know what's eventually going to happen... That, or they're prepared to say something like "that floor was so clean you could drop a piece of salmon on it and it wouldn't get anyone sick" just so they could see the look on the dumbass' face after he hears it.
That last one was an offer I couldn't refuse...rofl. that stunt would be something my Dad would have pulled but he'd have had a dozen Army mates swearing on a stack of bibles he was somewhere else at that time 😂😂😂😂
Hello RedWheel hope you are well and thanks for sharing your stories everyday. Please stay safe.🏴😷😁👍. Hi everyone hope you are all well and safe and are having a very happy holidays
My neighbors name is Richard DONKEY but everybody calls him D D. Every once in awhile strange women show up on his doorstep. Please be careful with your stories not to warp us. LMAO.
In the uk happens often with skip hire not paying, we'll there is nothing illegal returning it back to there driveway or front door (them chains on the back of the skip doesn't just stop the skip from Sliding off, they are also perfect for when you don't release them the return the unpaid goods back the the owner, then the local council goes after the home owner if they don't clean it up quickly as most skips usually cash after pickup or pay over phone that turns into pay at drop off the skip and charged for 2x trips (it's usually shared with other tippers as well no one within 100miles will come) Even had people not pay for external work done to an house, so builders come back and remove when they installed (trying to do it legally in the UK usually doesn't work unless you got large pot of money even then it usually a waste of time) even if they try and come after you it cost them to much money for them to bother and they have only taken back usually works with squatters who are not paying rent, wait for them to go out the building and remove all there stuff place it outside the property boundary line and change the locks and then call Them (but more risky legally as renters have to much legal rights in the UK even when they haven't been paying for more then 2-9 months) best to make a page that they sign (usually have to sign 4-5 pages that most people don't read) that they have agreed to leave with blank leave date you just fill in that date 35 days before, so when police turn up you have signed document that they agreed to leave on the previous month and they was giving 30 day notice to move out and that landlord turned up and all there stuff was outside (most of the time its not needed as they just put all there stuff in the van/4x4 they usually own and drive off never to see them again)
The last story is about the best I ever heard on all the Reddit sites from all the Reddit readers. Your superior reedition made all the more enjoyable.
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My grandma has parkingsons and dementia, she isn't really "present" anymore but I was listening to the garbage man story with her while feeding her today and she was laughing her head off. It was a beautiful thing, the revenge and the laughter. Not often I get to hear her laugh like that anymore. 😁
A good way to mess with someone who is messing with a cook... Bring him the meal, set it down and say, "Go ahead, eat it... Go ahead". And then just stare at them and if they eat it, just smile slightly and walk away!
That is truly DIABOLICAL!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The perfect revenge!😂😂😂
Even better if you don't say anything and just stand there with an evil smile, continuously staring at them after they've started eating. And then when they notice you, after the expression on their face turns from smug satisfaction to dread, that's when you turn on your heel and silently walk away. If you can pull off a little bwahahaha after you're a good few steps away though, that's even better yet.
And heavily salt the burger
“The Walk-in” is an excellent place. I just thought it was common to the kitchens I have worked in.
The garbage truck story……..$7/month, golly! I will be paying $110(for 3 months) next week for trash pick-up.
Mine is $100 for 3 months.
Mine is $52 for 2 months
I loved the garbage truck story…… I can picture the Dad laughing when they talk about it now.
Last story: you know you're badass when your fondest childhood memory is something that would PTSD the shit out of today's kids.
When my kids were 5 and 6, played a prank at their birthdays, which is one day apart. Had this Slip and slide import with water jets, and rigged the water line which runs under our kitchen sink, with a 6 volt solenoid valve, I hooked to an old wireless alarm panel with motion sensors. Every time anyone got near the thing, the water jets shut off. Walk away, they went on. Eight kids ransacked my home looking for someone either crimping the hose, turning water off from inside, and was just timing that two figured it out because when they shut off, pipes made a big bang. The one thing I didn't think to do was snap the head off the air screw. They figured it out that turning it, kept the water going. I modified it to turn water jets on in my garden, which kept most animals away, except the gophers!!!! Not a single corn stalk survived that year lol. Following year half the kids expected the same thing. Maybe I'll figure something for next year.
Really? The OP doesn't get the slogan "A refuse you can't offer?" Guess they've never watched "The Godfather" eh?
That was a perfect Dad joke to boot.
And ironically, the Mafia in the Northeast controlled garbage disposal for years.
Yeah, I thought it was a great slogan for a waste hauler! 😆
@@mbyerly9680 They still do..
Only they are Nationwide now...
If you mess with the restaurant staff (never assume it's only the cooks that can't be screwed with for the cooks might be VERY protective of your target), NEVER eat at that Restaurant unless you either cook it yourself OR watch it get cooked WITHOUT TAKING YOUR EYES OFF THE FOOD UNTIL IT'S ON YOUR PLATE AND IN YOUR HANDS!!!
😄😁😆😅😂🤣
"A Refuse You Can't Offer" that's so cute
You should never mess with anyone who handles your food, Both the Cook and the server. A little patience and kindness can be the difference between a wonderful meal and something that has be rubbed on the floor with nasty bodily fluids added to it.
As far as the cook goes when Russell said that was the best meal ever the cook should have said thank you but David cooked it
How much of that bottle of House wine did he drink? "Hello police, I suspect car rego ****** is DUI, I saw them through the window in [wherever] finishing a bottle of wine then staggering out to their car..."
2nd story: What’s amazing is the dad was a Deacon at the church & he’s swearing up a storm & seeking revenge instead of contacting the police about the illegal garbage dumping. This would have been easily shown who it was as the letters & mail had his name & address on it
The garbage truck was a damn good story .😅
OMG.....Now, THAT is father daughter bonding to say the least.
Regarding the last story, my daughter, the oldest child, once had a school assignment in gradeschool where you were to write a short paragraph or two about something you liked to do with your dad. She told all about how great it was to go to the dump with me when I had a lot of stuff to throw out. This reminded me of how much I enjoyed it when my dad took me with him to the dump in our neck of the woods growing up. Yeah.... there is something special about the dump!
Oooo this brings back memories. Me and my stepfather were never particularly close. He isn't much of a talker and when I first met him I was an angry confused 8/9 year old who missed their biological father (he's a deadbeat but i didn't understand who he really was at the time). But something about going to the dump every other Saturday really brought us together. It was usually the highlight of our week.
When I was a sous chef, my chef and I would joke that the chef's secret was, "I dropped it on the floor." Now, we never did that, but we could dream, especially with some of our more entitled customers.
why aren't you removing the voice edits, like at about 40 seconds.
The refuse story reminds me of the stories Gene Shepherd told and wrote about, the most famous being, “A Christmas Story.” 😉
Last story: Brilliant. OP has every right to be proud of dear dad. And the slogan was funny AF.
Father-daughter bonding over trash. I never thought it could be so wholesome.
My friend kept getting someone's trash bags thrown into his yard, every week or every other week. So after taking the trash to the dump and paying to dump it, he finally told his wife to hell with it. I am going to go through the trash and see if it has any return address in the trash. So the first time after his decision there was three trash bags. Bingo an return address on a TV Guide. He packaged up the trash in two big boxes printed off some labels and headed off to the UPS store and mailed the trash to the man name and address on the TV Guide and wrote a note next time your trash is on my lawn the cops are getting called. Three weeks no trash and then there it was three bags of trash, and yep there was a used tv guide to the same idiot. He called the cops and they took the trash back to the guys house with my friend following the cop. Needles to say the wife was furious with her husband. She was giving him $30.00 to dump the trash at the dump and her husband was pocketing the money and dumping the trash in my friends yard. The husband probably got well over$300 for illegally dumping the trash and had to pay a hefty fine for littering and then he had to deal with his pissed off wife.
Pissed Off Wife is by far the scariest sentence.
My wife's ex father-in-law lived just outside of our tiny town, and had a long driveway. People would often dump their trash in the ditch right by the entrance to his driveway. So, he'd open up the trash and find the mail, and then haul it to the jerk's house and dump it all back on their front step. I grew to really appreciate the old guy!
Doesn't matter what people does, never mess with somebody food, that is a coward and ilegal thing to do, if u have a problem with the person then go and confront them, but don't mess with the food.
Ok, I finally have to ask: how come in almost every episode there is a line that is repeated twice? *confused*
Editing the audio and forgetting to remove the first take.
I've wandered about that as well. I've wandered about that as well. Maybe a glitch in the matrix?..
It's a glitch in The Matrix.
@@joeschmo622 It's a glitch in It's a the Matrix glitch the Matrix..
Some people have never seen The Godfather and it shows.
My boys dad used to run the local tip. You wouldn't believe the treasure people throw away
if you're here, it's a play on the Godfather phrase: I made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
The dropped salmon isn’t really pro revenge level. Not unless the guy got sick from it.
I imagine that's why David and OP were laughing after that one because they both know what's eventually going to happen... That, or they're prepared to say something like "that floor was so clean you could drop a piece of salmon on it and it wouldn't get anyone sick" just so they could see the look on the dumbass' face after he hears it.
4:14 ah to be a health inspector fly on the wall.
"Don't Tell your mother, that was probably illegal." 😂😂😶😶
is he constantly reading the same line over and over again, or am I having a stroke.
Matrix glitgh
It must be places he stops reading for a bit, then starts again by repeating a sentence. One of the sentences isn't removed.
A twist on “an offer you can’t refuse”! With a Godfather accent!
Nice pun, dad. . . Or should we call him "Godfather"?
That last one was an offer I couldn't refuse...rofl. that stunt would be something my Dad would have pulled but he'd have had a dozen Army mates swearing on a stack of bibles he was somewhere else at that time 😂😂😂😂
Loved the last one! Payback is a bitch!
Hello RedWheel hope you are well and thanks for sharing your stories everyday. Please stay safe.🏴😷😁👍. Hi everyone hope you are all well and safe and are having a very happy holidays
My neighbors name is Richard DONKEY but everybody calls him D D. Every once in awhile strange women show up on his doorstep. Please be careful with your stories not to warp us. LMAO.
I keep picturing his name on official papers that you put last name, first name and if he goes by Dick, his name would read Donkey, Dick lol
Good day RW from mid Tn. I hope everyone has a great day and a Merry Christmas.
I worked in restaurants for years and screwing with the kitchen staff is without question the stupidest thing any front person could possibly do.
my dad worked at a restaurant when he was young, he told me the same thing
Au jus you say? How about au spit?
(I LOVE French Dip sandwiches. I'd NEVER mess with the person who makes them!)
Heard this story but they used McDonalds and hamburgers
In the uk happens often with skip hire not paying, we'll there is nothing illegal returning it back to there driveway or front door (them chains on the back of the skip doesn't just stop the skip from Sliding off, they are also perfect for when you don't release them the return the unpaid goods back the the owner, then the local council goes after the home owner if they don't clean it up quickly
as most skips usually cash after pickup or pay over phone that turns into pay at drop off the skip and charged for 2x trips (it's usually shared with other tippers as well no one within 100miles will come)
Even had people not pay for external work done to an house, so builders come back and remove when they installed (trying to do it legally in the UK usually doesn't work unless you got large pot of money even then it usually a waste of time) even if they try and come after you it cost them to much money for them to bother and they have only taken back
usually works with squatters who are not paying rent, wait for them to go out the building and remove all there stuff place it outside the property boundary line and change the locks and then call Them (but more risky legally as renters have to much legal rights in the UK even when they haven't been paying for more then 2-9 months)
best to make a page that they sign (usually have to sign 4-5 pages that most people don't read) that they have agreed to leave with blank leave date you just fill in that date 35 days before, so when police turn up you have signed document that they agreed to leave on the previous month and they was giving 30 day notice to move out and that landlord turned up and all there stuff was outside (most of the time its not needed as they just put all there stuff in the van/4x4 they usually own and drive off never to see them again)
Is this a story about the bumpus’s? Thats what it felt like.
That thumbnail. Sounds like absolute war. *edit* Love that slogan at the end. Rapped it in a perfect bow
Petty crime and proRevenge! Bringing families together all over the globe! Great story about dumping the guy’s trash on his doorstep.
The last story is about the best I ever heard on all the Reddit sites from all the Reddit readers. Your superior reedition made all the more enjoyable.
A little floor spice makes everything nice!
Thats what you get for littering.
A refuse he couldn't offer. Great dad joke
Garbage guys is a RockStar
Good morning RedWheel
Happy Holidays to everyone
Good morning Redwheel. Thanks for the stories. Have a great day
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No matter HOW big an asshole Russell is, messing with someone's food is a criminal act, and is NEVER justified.
Food borne illness can KILL.
Happy Holidays to everyone
Good morning from from Pigeon Forge RedWheel
Last one is choice!!!! So very cool.
Thanks for another video. 👍
Godfather reference
Story time!!!!
First
Sorry you were second
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