I recognized those noodles. Even Buldak's cheese noodles are about as hot as Shin ramen. That ultra-hot stuff is nothing but self-inflicted torture... and this is coming from someone who regularly orders the "Atomic" wings at the local wing joint.
36:27 Dex on that rollercoaster of pain, happyness and the newly found Dex emotion. Im tired af rn and i can barely process what he is saying. Its 6:42 am and im missing 6 hours of sleep this week... Great Video, its sleepy friendly. So for people that wana go sleep and for people that are awake now but wana keep sleeping.
0:15 just a quick math check - the map is 30% of the normal size. 1st Old reduces it from 100% by 1/3 (33%) to 67% of the normal size. 2nd Old reduces it from 67% by 1/3 (22%) to 45% of the normal size. 3th Old reduces it from 45% by 1/3 (15%) to 30% of the normal size. (give or take 1% rounding)
So this round is about the regular, retired US citizen. Running around with a random stick in his backyard yelling "get off my lawn you filthy crustaceans!", cutting random trees and setting up property defense devices instead🤣
in my own opinion, theres like two spicy things that exists, the one which just immediately hits you with the spice and then goes away like a little after that and then the slow burn... not much initially then just gets worse over time, which is what dax experienced, underestimating the spice
36:48 Dex, if your mouth burns, either eat or drink a dairy product. Yoghurt is ideal but milk or cheese would work too. A tip for anyone buying spicy food, if there's writing from an Asian country on the packaging, make sure you have some yoghurt within reach. Here Dex is giving an example of what would happen without. ... I don't even enjoy yoghurt but this is why it was invented and I advocate its use here.
I have now been linving in Germany for 3½ months and I have realised that Germans can not handle spicy food. Even their extra scharf hot sauce does nothing.
I just found out that Chef with cactus and some pierce/bounce is extremely good, I had such an easy win, maybe you could try that in one of the next videos? Would like to see how you approach this
My dad is as much of a chilie head as you are Dex. I understand. Also, apparently enough capsaicin can actually make you high, there was one time that my dad was shaking a bottle of endorphin rush hot sauce, but the lid was cracked, and it got in his eye. After a moment or two, when it properly hit his bloodstream, he was literally stoned from the capsaicin.
If you ever are in the spicy situation. Milk or lemon juice can neutralize some of the spices. But whatever you do dont drink something containing a lot of alcohol. (If you do do this then do please record it like this xD)
Having a red item or epic that can curse like you sugested a while ago would make cursing so much more fun like having 3 curse hook or re cursing your item It needs to be added
Reaching out to RUclipsrs is borderline impossible and christmas is a wonky time to begin with, so yea I dont think so. Would be a lot of fun, especially because he was the first one that gave me a shoutout
For the next subscriber milestone can we have you try a Toastie run on reverse Abyss Foscari, limit breaking the Bracelet, whilst eating a ghost pepper?
i really wonder if a healing turret would've been worth it since it can always hit you from anywhere edit: i was talking about the one really early on in the run dex skipped (i wrote this when i was 10 minutes into the video LOL)
@rexdemers-h9b I got 29.63%. (Assuming 33% less means 2/3 of original size. 3 old is 2/3 x 2/3 x 2/3 = 8/27 => 0.2963. If 33% less is literal, I get the same as you)
Would the axolotl have been that bad a take? Your luck and life steal would have got swapped, but wouldn’t your luck come straight back up again because you were getting luck modifications based on other stats? Can’t remember what item or items it was that is bringing your luck up. Or would the axolotl be permanently affecting the stats rather than just a one off swap? Also at around 31:30 you did take the Robot Arm.
So with mods you can make sure you begin with certain items, right? So, could you make sure you start with 3 Old like this run, then 1 of the one that gives bonus curse? Then you do the all curse run on a tiny map. Or just make the most OP, no move run possible.
You probably restarted the run and its a very annoying bug. For me it works when I select 3 characters and don't press escape at any point. But the moment I restart the run to e.g. get Horde Waves in, the char turns blank. So the only way to force them in is by quitting the run and re-doing all
as soon as Dex ate those spicy noodles, the video starts getting crazy
I recognized those noodles. Even Buldak's cheese noodles are about as hot as Shin ramen. That ultra-hot stuff is nothing but self-inflicted torture... and this is coming from someone who regularly orders the "Atomic" wings at the local wing joint.
I got those with 2x spicey and it's definitely pretty hot. 3 times must be insane
Dex learning that the problem with spicy food doesn't come when you put it in your mouth. It's the aftershock that does it.
Just spent money to watch a funny german man play a game about potatoes killing aliens so worth
Sorry to tell but right now it just realesead for everyone and not just members like it was yesterday
@@LuciferMorningstar-k9b people put value over their money.
do not put your value on money to other people.
Glad you did, allows me to watch funny german man scream funny german stuff at potatos and aliens.
While eating spicy noodles 😂
@@LuciferMorningstar-k9b that's just how early access work lil bro
The spicy noodles bit while playing was amazing! I was belly laughing super loud while you were slowly dying 😂
36:27 Dex on that rollercoaster of pain, happyness and the newly found Dex emotion. Im tired af rn and i can barely process what he is saying. Its 6:42 am and im missing 6 hours of sleep this week... Great Video, its sleepy friendly. So for people that wana go sleep and for people that are awake now but wana keep sleeping.
0:15 just a quick math check - the map is 30% of the normal size.
1st Old reduces it from 100% by 1/3 (33%) to 67% of the normal size.
2nd Old reduces it from 67% by 1/3 (22%) to 45% of the normal size.
3th Old reduces it from 45% by 1/3 (15%) to 30% of the normal size.
(give or take 1% rounding)
Yea my flaw was I used 67% for some reason on the last one. Don't ask me why. I corrected it in the description :D
So by that logic a 4 player co-op game would have only 20% of the map size! that would be chaos
So this round is about the regular, retired US citizen. Running around with a random stick in his backyard yelling "get off my lawn you filthy crustaceans!", cutting random trees and setting up property defense devices instead🤣
I quote dex: "My toung is weird and my mouth is more open than ever."
Thats just dating advice.
Did I just listen to a man almost die from capsaicin
nope. He almost orgasmed from food and game both.
More spicy food while playing!
It's funny imagining a super super old potato just hitting people with sticks. "GET OFF MY LAWN! DONT MAKE ME GET UP!"
in my own opinion, theres like two spicy things that exists, the one which just immediately hits you with the spice and then goes away like a little after that and then the slow burn... not much initially then just gets worse over time, which is what dax experienced, underestimating the spice
Can't forget the nasal spicy that is wasabi
Anyone randomly listening in at 40:55 wouldn't necessarily think I'm watching someone play brotato.
In this video: Dex pepper sprays himself with spicy noodles.
That spicy noodle incident could so easily be turned into noises for some... different genre.
Best random food review ever. thank you so much
That "Hoioioi" after eating something spicy is such a trademark german thing to say 😂
...he took the ashes. In endless. Playing as a tank.....I think those spicy noodles are getting to his head a bit lol. Don't die, Dex, we need you!
Diddler: no
Stickler: yes
Getting negative speed is just how I play😂❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
Yo Dex, I just got my RUclips wrapped today and I'm in the top 0.5% of your viewers! Love your content man, keep it up!
Worth getting membership just for this video
36:48 Dex, if your mouth burns, either eat or drink a dairy product. Yoghurt is ideal but milk or cheese would work too.
A tip for anyone buying spicy food, if there's writing from an Asian country on the packaging, make sure you have some yoghurt within reach. Here Dex is giving an example of what would happen without.
... I don't even enjoy yoghurt but this is why it was invented and I advocate its use here.
Dex slowly dying on the mic from self inflicted spiciness was the highlight of the vid 🤣
I play as old every day unfortunately
38:05 There is a mod, calls Patamods and it has a character, which have -200% of speed, if you was enjoying this run, you will enjoy this character)
Finally, dex is getting into modded brotato... this is gonna be fun...
Dex whenever he thinks about what stats he needs, in all circumstances: "I need attack speed and armour"
32:40 oh my god I love these, especially the ones in the black packaging, extra spicy
46:51 Thanos just snapped
this video is like those lore dump audio logs in horror games about characters making a horrible mistake and slowly losing their sanity
So as a fellow spicy food enjoyer, Grown Carolina Reaper in my Garden to make my own Hotsauces, those noodles are ridiculous.
thanks for changing the mic position, it was really hard for me to keep listening to your videos
Dex, danke das du mir jedes mal aufs neue zeigst was in dem game alles möglich ist XD
Im so glad you showed us which ramen you were eating haha. I love spicy buldak ramen😁 its good to see other people's reactions to trying them!
Verdammt, Bruder ist ein Experte im Analysieren von Gegenständen.
im ngl i dont care about this game at all i just love the way this guy speaks
I have now been linving in Germany for 3½ months and I have realised that Germans can not handle spicy food. Even their extra scharf hot sauce does nothing.
Yes you are very correct…
I just found out that Chef with cactus and some pierce/bounce is extremely good, I had such an easy win, maybe you could try that in one of the next videos? Would like to see how you approach this
Bro is not coping with the spice, which is fair. It honestly is quite spicy, but like a different kind of spicy than most chilis.
Pro tip: Have a milkshake ready when you eat your spicy noodles.
I love listening to dying while eating extra spicy noodles asmr to fall asleep
Geil :D Habe heute 2x Schreihals mit dem Greis kombiniert......puh.... :D weiter so!
Dex immediately opens all the windows of the house in winter as Germans do. Nothing to do with the lava in his mouth.
My dad is as much of a chilie head as you are Dex. I understand. Also, apparently enough capsaicin can actually make you high, there was one time that my dad was shaking a bottle of endorphin rush hot sauce, but the lid was cracked, and it got in his eye. After a moment or two, when it properly hit his bloodstream, he was literally stoned from the capsaicin.
The spicy finish was quite something.
Yes dex we know you have strong spicy tolerance. So stop eating those spicy noodles. 😅😅
This reminds me one of Steven He's video 😂😂
Jumpin' Jack Flash? (..."is a gas, gas, gaaaaas!")
STOP SLEEPING ON JERKY
With high luck, your regen will go through the roof
Ah, the Dex Nation official postage stamp...
If you ever are in the spicy situation. Milk or lemon juice can neutralize some of the spices.
But whatever you do dont drink something containing a lot of alcohol. (If you do do this then do please record it like this xD)
Having a red item or epic that can curse like you sugested a while ago would make cursing so much more fun like having 3 curse hook or re cursing your item
It needs to be added
I'm damn sure he's eating Buldak noodles. Only ones I tried that are actually spicy
40:54 Alr Dex, if i Clip that rn and show it someone out of the Spice Context, it could Sound Like you have a boyfriend... Really got me stardelt.
Me eating the exact same spicy noodles while watching this xD
chat, don't do couch strats in endless mode, the normal waves are fine, but the moment a boss spawns you're fucked.
Dex, this but with any explosion device. Full map explosions each time 😂
Tylor is 26:03 doing a cristmas donation show. He is doing coops with friends. And I'm sure he would enjoy a coop with you if you asked him.
Reaching out to RUclipsrs is borderline impossible and christmas is a wonky time to begin with, so yea I dont think so. Would be a lot of fun, especially because he was the first one that gave me a shoutout
i just played coop with one friend in a similar setting, we used turrets and had a lot of fun on the small map
I myself can't handle spicy food but can't stop myself from eating them , i would be sweating and turning red but keep eating still
this isn't the old anymore this is the prehistoric
Someone, please go check on Dex! I'm worried about him after that spicy noodle section 🤣
It’s definitely a sticky situation
Man i love Buldak 3x spicy but carbonara with a little bit of schmand added and kupi mayo is best
Dex while you were eating those noodles you were making sounds like you were dying
A whole asylum
For the next subscriber milestone can we have you try a Toastie run on reverse Abyss Foscari, limit breaking the Bracelet, whilst eating a ghost pepper?
with bellow -100 speed you should start getting negative movement so you can start moving in the opposite direktion.
may be the noise is because of of the microphone stand wearing out?
Wonderful listening to eating hot food asmr 😂
Buldak fried chicken und chapagetti musst mal gemischt gönnen. Mein go for food.
When you go below 100% speed you should start moving backwards 😂
I love spicy food, but only if it tastes good, some brands focus too much on the burning and end up tasting like cheap plastic, straight up garbage
i really wonder if a healing turret would've been worth it since it can always hit you from anywhere
edit: i was talking about the one really early on in the run dex skipped (i wrote this when i was 10 minutes into the video LOL)
im Mexican, so Im pretty used to spicy food, and that ramen is so spicy I don't use all the sauce pack to make it more manageable 😂
Mit den Buldak 3x, wirst du wenn du pech hast noch echt spaß später haben. Das Zeug brennt gerne auch 3-mal😅
Im pretty sure the map shrinking caps out at 2 olds, i didn't notice any difference with 3 or 4 olds
You should try triple soldier for fun. And as an added challenge no movement at all. Not even to collect.
Those noodles are dangerously tasty and hot af
Dex next episode will be “hot ones” while 3 x mage
Nice plan😊
Yes the noodles are realy spicy, but they alre also tasty. I would eat them a third time.
challenge: 4 jacks
Whats funny is playing muliplayer with old. It stacks😮😮
The map was 30.0763% of the original size of ~30%
@rexdemers-h9b I got 29.63%.
(Assuming 33% less means 2/3 of original size. 3 old is 2/3 x 2/3 x 2/3 = 8/27 => 0.2963. If 33% less is literal, I get the same as you)
I enjoy the spicy foods
Would the axolotl have been that bad a take? Your luck and life steal would have got swapped, but wouldn’t your luck come straight back up again because you were getting luck modifications based on other stats? Can’t remember what item or items it was that is bringing your luck up. Or would the axolotl be permanently affecting the stats rather than just a one off swap?
Also at around 31:30 you did take the Robot Arm.
Lol I had the 2x version of those noodles...they were intense, don't think I could go for a 3x, that sounds horrible
Buldak are nice Bon appetit
Bro is gonna s**t fire tmr. I tried the double spicy and was on the porcaline throne for 2 hours!
The normal spocy is nice tho
30 second upload - 200 views
Was online for members before
So with mods you can make sure you begin with certain items, right? So, could you make sure you start with 3 Old like this run, then 1 of the one that gives bonus curse? Then you do the all curse run on a tiny map.
Or just make the most OP, no move run possible.
played with a friend both old, map size looked the same
does anyone know how to make the gmo mod work now? Any time I try I end up with a character with no face and no weapon
You probably restarted the run and its a very annoying bug. For me it works when I select 3 characters and don't press escape at any point. But the moment I restart the run to e.g. get Horde Waves in, the char turns blank. So the only way to force them in is by quitting the run and re-doing all
is it the X2 spicy noodles? they go nice with some Mr Naga.
Better Display crate indicator will be next Update fix.
LMAO dex is so lucky he cant move as the spice ould kill him
Nice noodles my man
Is this what is happening in the retirement homes?
Do you know if the ×3 mod works on coop? Imagine 4 dudes picking a ×3 old
Should've switched to screwdrivers in endless. High dmg attacks plus mine damage.