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  • @GalacticAlpaca
    @GalacticAlpaca 2 года назад +3660

    "It's like you're milking an invisible Picasso cow" is exactly what I needed to hear today. Thank you, Dan

    • @deavenswainey6415
      @deavenswainey6415 2 года назад

      Indeed! Must've been a cow from the Blue Period.

    • @Emihana
      @Emihana 2 года назад +13

      A glorious quote.

    • @J.L.Wolfson
      @J.L.Wolfson 2 года назад +40

      It's like, "Moo...Question mark?"

    • @exxor9108
      @exxor9108 2 года назад +33

      @@J.L.Wolfson ?ooM

    • @alyssamann5461
      @alyssamann5461 2 года назад +28

      Pi-COW-sso

  • @mrsurge4789
    @mrsurge4789 2 года назад +2105

    "I can't have David Cheeseman and this competing to see what's gonna kill me first"
    I'm surprised David Cheeseman is still alive and, more surprisingly, in the office

    • @jevilcore
      @jevilcore 2 года назад +217

      A mortal cannot kill a God. David Cheeseman persists.

    • @Zack_Wildfire
      @Zack_Wildfire 2 года назад +153

      David Cheeseman will be edible again after a year or two.

    • @Cory_
      @Cory_ 2 года назад +89

      It's legitimately a health risk.

    • @pfaffinaround
      @pfaffinaround 2 года назад +143

      Oh he is *very* alive. Maybe not he himself by definition but the fungus eating him absolutely is.

    • @TheZaadofAnatolia
      @TheZaadofAnatolia 2 года назад +103

      @@pfaffinaround ship of theseus but its the ship of cheeseus

  • @tweisel309
    @tweisel309 2 года назад +3075

    Watching this at the dinner table with my wife and when Danny goes “You filled that sample like a good boy” my wife shot Sprite out her nose and I couldn’t be happier.

    • @Drodle
      @Drodle 2 года назад +100

      Honestly one of the best funniest things I've heard come from this series, so good 🤣

    • @mistertorguehighfiveflexin5477
      @mistertorguehighfiveflexin5477 Год назад +76

      Sprite? That must've burned.

    • @albertescobedo503
      @albertescobedo503 Год назад +60

      That's the kind of love I'm looking for 😂😂

    • @Foxx_208
      @Foxx_208 25 дней назад

      12:30

    • @Atlasintokyo
      @Atlasintokyo 13 дней назад +2

      @@mistertorguehighfiveflexin5477I had lemonade come out my nose once it burned so bad

  • @jelliphant8226
    @jelliphant8226 2 года назад +2220

    “Do you wanna start with stinky ass?”
    Dan, with sorrow in his eyes: “You know I do.”

    • @milky7257
      @milky7257 2 года назад +28

      12:35

    • @SimpleGunner
      @SimpleGunner 2 года назад +18

      dan to himself, this will not end well. and it vary much did not.

    • @thebadegg8937
      @thebadegg8937 Год назад +29

      He has the most downtrodden look I have ever seen on another humans face, and it’s from their smurf-nut concoction

  • @vitaemins4527
    @vitaemins4527 2 года назад +2541

    “you filled the whole sample jar like a good boy” this is just a writing prompt for some crazy good sonic/mario fanfiction, isnt it?

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 2 года назад +33

      cue take on me by a-ha

    • @gamerboy7962
      @gamerboy7962 2 года назад +45

      Sounds like something you hear in a h**tai

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 2 года назад

      @@gamerboy7962 you don't have to censor it. we all know what it is if you're going to censor something do this: f*** s*** M*********er

    • @LunaProtogen
      @LunaProtogen 2 года назад +68

      "you filled the whole sample jar like a good boy," said Mario to Sonic.
      Sonic could not believe this.
      The last time Mario took one of his samples he didn't even fill half the jar.
      Was this some sort of joke or something?
      Mario of course replied with a quick "Of course," but Sonic's mind was running wild.
      The lab only kept a few samples in total; very few, when compared to the hundreds of samples that were turned in on any given day.
      That last sample was in there when the bottle broke.
      Had someones been eating pikmin in the past few days?
      This just made Sonic hate his hunger even more, it was probably being beaten out of him by the starvation.

    • @Mr.Meowgical
      @Mr.Meowgical 2 года назад +13

      Hate that I read that in Sonic's voice.

  • @kairosexe
    @kairosexe 2 года назад +479

    "arin are you pregnant or nursing?"
    "yes." the way there was no hesitation fucking kills me

    • @sugaloaf9889
      @sugaloaf9889 2 года назад +5

      Me: congrats!

    • @thatweirdgirl8466
      @thatweirdgirl8466 2 года назад +13

      It reminds me of the Mario Maker episode where Arin starts screaming “THE BABY’S COMING” like he’s about to give birth.

  • @CallMeNeecko
    @CallMeNeecko 2 года назад +1391

    “It feels like I just dipped my hands into liquid Jaegermeister.”
    You know, as apposed to the regular, solid Jaegermeister.

    • @bodysnatchers4ever
      @bodysnatchers4ever 2 года назад +60

      literally all i can think every time i get up to that part

    • @lucasblanchard47
      @lucasblanchard47 2 года назад +9

      Haha I thought that too!

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 2 года назад +35

      No part of that occurred to me
      Fuck that’s funny
      Chicken Alfredo vs lasagna (with some meat in it) moment

    • @fibee622
      @fibee622 Год назад +60

      Stop complaining son and eat your solid cube of jaegermeister like a good boy or you're not getting any pudding...

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 Год назад +8

      Jello shots

  • @claisomwest2296
    @claisomwest2296 2 года назад +3346

    broke: having one person securely hold the funnel and another person squeeze
    woke: having arin inhale potentially noxious fumes as he desperately tries to call upon enough lung capacity to force that fucking primordial ooze out the other end

    • @lucasblanchard47
      @lucasblanchard47 2 года назад +6

      What’s with the “broke/woke” part?

    • @ultramadlad9686
      @ultramadlad9686 2 года назад +58

      @@lucasblanchard47 broke, being the lesser option, as in it would have been so lame to just do it “properly”. Woke, being the MOST EPIC OPTION OF ALL TIME LITERALLY.

    • @lucasblanchard47
      @lucasblanchard47 2 года назад +8

      @@ultramadlad9686 those two terms don’t seem to make a whole lot of sense here, but alright.

    • @claisomwest2296
      @claisomwest2296 2 года назад +48

      @@lucasblanchard47 that's the joke! the first option is a better option that would have made more sense for them to do, but instead they did the worse option: putting it into the broke/woke format is making light of that, using irony

    • @lucasblanchard47
      @lucasblanchard47 2 года назад +5

      @@claisomwest2296 but that’s…not what woke means though. Being woke is usually not the “right” thing to do (pun intended).

  • @spacesquid95force25
    @spacesquid95force25 2 года назад +3260

    “You shouldn’t drink that”
    Coming from you Arin that should concern Dan.

    • @bazzfromthebackground3696
      @bazzfromthebackground3696 2 года назад +83

      Arin "...if it fits in my mouth" Hanson

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 года назад +3

      GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toenails... NEVER! I am the feet RUclipsr. Thanks for being a fan, dear spa

    • @westernstinkpig2143
      @westernstinkpig2143 2 года назад +5

      @@AxxLAfriku I think you're like my best friend

    • @birb2087
      @birb2087 2 года назад

      Arin “I Love Sipping Piss” Hanson

  • @omnitoad2187
    @omnitoad2187 2 года назад +7714

    So can well all agree that from now on, Power Hour will just be the grumps doing normal, every day stuff, but with lube soaked gloves on the whole time?

    • @michanforever
      @michanforever 2 года назад +212

      bonus points if the gloves have a mystery scent on them every time, sometimes actually pleasant, sometimes revolting

    • @shadowbrine114
      @shadowbrine114 2 года назад +3

      Yes please

    • @king_of_codbo255
      @king_of_codbo255 2 года назад

      @@Felicity_Reid_ id kill to watch arin try to do battle kid with a hand full of lube

    • @Godlysound
      @Godlysound 2 года назад +13

      @@Felicity_Reid_ it wouldn't make a difference. Maybe they already do 😁

    • @lucasmckenzie5780
      @lucasmckenzie5780 2 года назад +13

      Mixing hand sanitizer is normal every day stuff?

  • @Trashley
    @Trashley 2 года назад +770

    Dan: Hand DANitizer?
    Me thinking "Arin Hansonitizer the whole time": oh

    • @ddubmomo
      @ddubmomo Год назад +41

      Arin Hansonitizer with AirEnhancin scents

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Год назад +14

      *_PUT ‘IM IN THE HANSONITIZER_*

  • @nikolasmokalis3425
    @nikolasmokalis3425 2 года назад +724

    8:46 underrated moment where Allie says “I’m the little thin mint”, much to Dan’s befuddlement

  • @dissonantnuance1500
    @dissonantnuance1500 2 года назад +402

    "You filled the whole sample jar like a good boy." They deserve what's coming to them LOL

    • @gbleebin
      @gbleebin 2 года назад +5

      Geez. My face literally hurts from that one... I died.

  • @3dwaffle69
    @3dwaffle69 2 года назад +1698

    This season is really a “balls to the walls” deal isn’t it?

    • @sweetpea2604
      @sweetpea2604 2 года назад +9

      I love it 😁😁😁

    • @OrificeHorus
      @OrificeHorus 2 года назад +50

      [CENSORED] to the walls, actually. You can't say naughty no-no words without Daddy Patreon's approval.

    • @3dwaffle69
      @3dwaffle69 2 года назад +4

      @@OrificeHorus I didn’t know, it doesn’t censor it for me

    • @YvesCFC
      @YvesCFC 2 года назад +19

      @@OrificeHorus Even beyond that, feels like it's lost a lot of the charm that the last season had.

    • @emo6577
      @emo6577 2 года назад +13

      @@YvesCFC I feel like it may be too early to tell on that front. But, I am a bit of a serial optimistic so who knows?

  • @chandler2581
    @chandler2581 2 года назад +234

    Love the regret written all over Dan's face immediately after he said "You filled the whole sample jar like a good boy."

  • @Joulius_Seizure
    @Joulius_Seizure 2 года назад +388

    When Dan was yelling "NO! That shouldn't exist!" I literally laughed so hard I farded

  • @inuzrule
    @inuzrule 2 года назад +937

    Arin, with blue goop on his face, whispering "it's Christmas all over again" after coughing, has me feeling a certain type of way

    • @samhainhodgens2321
      @samhainhodgens2321 2 года назад +7

      I feel that. I cant put it into words but i can feel it

    • @liogat
      @liogat 2 года назад +22

      He just came back from the mythical creature christmas party.

    • @nottheonly1
      @nottheonly1 2 года назад +3

      @@liogat That's one hell of a party.

    • @Molue_
      @Molue_ 2 года назад +2

      "Oh god! It's just like the Christmas Clown Carnival of Ninety-Three!"

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 2 года назад +5

      Santa was goin NUTZ

  • @celestialshiii
    @celestialshiii 2 года назад +998

    Danny's hair continues to just *g r o w* and EXPAND. And I'm so jealous.

    • @SeannyOg
      @SeannyOg 2 года назад +31

      It’s becoming sentient! Madre de dios, it will kill us all!

    • @chlozentimes
      @chlozentimes 2 года назад +19

      danny's hair is something truly special

    • @SM-ev6if
      @SM-ev6if 2 года назад +8

      Just don't cut your hair lol

    • @harvey__
      @harvey__ 2 года назад +14

      It’s the power of being mixed race, it’s a gift all of us 50/50’s have lol

    • @frankjg1239
      @frankjg1239 2 года назад +5

      Its a nice wig

  • @Reson4nt
    @Reson4nt 2 года назад +1198

    Arin hacking his lungs out while saying "It's like Christmas all over again" makes me believe there were celebratory Christmas bong rips at some point

    • @spintowin8971
      @spintowin8971 2 года назад +55

      He is known for being an addicted bong user

    • @kegmonkey5648
      @kegmonkey5648 2 года назад +28

      Pretty sure it's just because that jelly smells like mint. Y'know, a Christmas smell?

    • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
      @carlwheezerofsouls3273 2 года назад +11

      @@spintowin8971 i honestly cannot tell if you’re joking or not

    • @spintowin8971
      @spintowin8971 2 года назад +50

      @@carlwheezerofsouls3273 thankfully I'm just referencing the supermega/game grumps bit about telling stories about arin the drug addict

    • @AmazinglyAwkward
      @AmazinglyAwkward 2 года назад +30

      Smoking that shitcky icky
      That is to say, sticky candy canes of course

  • @hooplah6177
    @hooplah6177 2 года назад +898

    I appreciate that Ally is always around in the background, like a babysitter. because these two definitely need the constant adult supervision

    • @BillShenold
      @BillShenold 2 года назад +33

      I love it when she calls Dan and Arin, Boys ☺️

    • @L33PL4Y
      @L33PL4Y Год назад +2

      *allie

    • @General12th
      @General12th Год назад

      @@L33PL4Y *allyee

    • @DataMembrain
      @DataMembrain Год назад +3

      “It’s a two to one ratio” *mutual instantaneous grump confusion.* Truly their babysitter

  • @vanish129
    @vanish129 2 года назад +290

    “You filled the whole sample jar like a good boy.”
    - Leigh Daniel Avidan (2022)

  • @pierpaolomercurio
    @pierpaolomercurio 2 года назад +795

    The sheer desperation in Dan's "THAT SHOULDN'T EXIST!" just gave me the best laugh I've had in months

    • @mmochiss
      @mmochiss 2 года назад +17

      The pain in his eyes on that final “NO!!!”

    • @thomaslight3457
      @thomaslight3457 2 года назад +3

      Dan, in his mind, is quoting Jean Luc Picard: "THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HERE! AND NO FURTHER! "

  • @xordell1622
    @xordell1622 2 года назад +198

    13:12
    I have been watching these boys for many years now, and I have NEVER heard this scream come from Arin before. It is both exciting and horrifying, like discovering a new species of spider.

    • @lukaslukas8083
      @lukaslukas8083 Год назад +7

      It’s like when you’re washing dishes and you touch wet food

  • @timmyjones4218
    @timmyjones4218 2 года назад +256

    It's always a treat when we get to see Dan's ears once every five years.

  • @lucysugar3884
    @lucysugar3884 2 года назад +511

    People: she’s so focussed and driven she must have great role models in her life!
    My role models:

  • @chefbigdog3404
    @chefbigdog3404 2 года назад +907

    Danny’s wig is looking extra good today, glad to see that they are allowing him back into the wig store after… the incident

    • @JayTohab
      @JayTohab 2 года назад +1

      You mean when he dressed in a monkey suit and tie, walked right up to a store cashier, and said "are these ALL the wigs you have?!"
      And I won't even TALK about what followed...

    • @thomasomalley6320
      @thomasomalley6320 2 года назад +19

      The incident?

    • @Realisticallyliteral
      @Realisticallyliteral 2 года назад +36

      @@thomasomalley6320 The Incident.

    • @ShinziiArt
      @ShinziiArt 2 года назад +13

      @@Realisticallyliteral tell me the incident

    • @Drabubu
      @Drabubu 2 года назад +44

      It was incidental

  • @LoveLee_Dreamer
    @LoveLee_Dreamer 2 года назад +93

    I like that everyone's reaction to the final product was "Ohh 🙂... OH🤢"

  • @alliesenpai
    @alliesenpai Год назад +69

    14:52 Arin yelling “it’s on my skin!” before reaching for the paper towels and making noises make me laugh so hard that my lungs were starting to give up on me-

  • @P1K3L
    @P1K3L 2 года назад +244

    "You filled the whole sample jar, like a good boy"
    f'ing killed me, dude🤣🤣🤣

    • @innerg_92
      @innerg_92 2 года назад +4

      lmao yeah that was the best line in the episode for sure

  • @SuperNerdDaniel
    @SuperNerdDaniel 2 года назад +233

    2:38 Dan: "Is this pornography...?"
    4:17 Arin: **begins violently shaking the bottle in such a way as if to confirm that this is, in fact, pornography**

  • @dudeskeela
    @dudeskeela 2 года назад +184

    7:54 the exact moment arin takes 5 years off the backend of his life. always remember to remove your face from the chemical frosting cone before inhaling...

    • @wellplayod1957
      @wellplayod1957 Год назад +12

      yep. working in the smurf nut industry, i see it all the time. common rookie mistake

  • @thequincy_
    @thequincy_ 2 года назад +90

    David Cheeseman's rotting corpse at the end there truly is a testament to how unhinged things have gotten on Power Hour.

  • @twodays8041
    @twodays8041 2 года назад +347

    I feel like “is this pornography?” can be asked throughout a lot of this series

    • @EternalBooda
      @EternalBooda 2 года назад +15

      I feel like the answer is “Yes.”

    • @sweetpea2604
      @sweetpea2604 2 года назад +1

      I’ve definitely asked myself that when I first discovered NSP 😅

  • @CraftingVegeto
    @CraftingVegeto 2 года назад +1100

    i'd like 10 bottles of smurf nut plz

    • @Dorian_Scott
      @Dorian_Scott 2 года назад +6

      Better get a couple of those stinky a** spray ones, too

    • @elijahswanson2041
      @elijahswanson2041 2 года назад +4

      which flavor?

    • @Foreststrike
      @Foreststrike 2 года назад

      WTB

    • @hannahgeraghty4201
      @hannahgeraghty4201 2 года назад +3

      Damn kids today being lazy and buying their smurf nut online. In my day we had to earn our smurf nut! We'd hunt for smurfs and drain them dry the old fashioned way! Uphill! In the snow!

  • @sbordash03
    @sbordash03 2 года назад +50

    11:48 When a momma bird calls its babies down for dinner

    • @akari3463
      @akari3463 Год назад +4

      underrated comment

    • @101Tigerheart
      @101Tigerheart Год назад +2

      This made me laugh SO hard 😂

    • @erusdearest
      @erusdearest Год назад +4

      I'm back 10 months later to tell you this comment deserves more likes.

    • @squtnik
      @squtnik 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂

  • @snakewithhat9386
    @snakewithhat9386 2 года назад +118

    The ✨sparkle✨ sound effect mixed with Dan expression of mortal anguish at 10:10 is a wonderful combination

  • @crosstheswirl2666
    @crosstheswirl2666 2 года назад +342

    I love the high pitched "it's too much!" Then the sudden low voiced "it's too much"
    Arin had such concern for the mint scent

  • @danlikesthings8247
    @danlikesthings8247 2 года назад +76

    9:46 the eye contact and then Arin just taking a long pause before replying "Been working really hard" 😅😆😂🤣

  • @eckzhall
    @eckzhall 2 года назад +62

    This is honestly the most excited I've seen Rhett & Link in years

  • @itsatinygamer
    @itsatinygamer 2 года назад +129

    Anyone else breathe a sigh of relief when Dan's hair finally gets tied back so it reduces the amount of yuck he gets into it?

  • @MystLunarabne
    @MystLunarabne 2 года назад +192

    "It's like watching someone milk an invsisible picasso cow" Is the most random and most accurate description of that.

  • @Dorian_Scott
    @Dorian_Scott 2 года назад +41

    "It's like watching someone milk an invisible picasso cow!"
    That is so random, yet so accurate at the same time.

  • @TwiggyHetfield27
    @TwiggyHetfield27 2 года назад +381

    "Are people gonna get that this is a PBS parody?"
    Yes, Arin. We got it.

    • @jmalpwns56
      @jmalpwns56 2 года назад +1

      Ha I had the same offended attitude

  • @GoldenT1K
    @GoldenT1K 2 года назад +298

    Dan being thoroughly and genuinely upset/disturbed will never not make me laugh.

  • @Joncka
    @Joncka Год назад +15

    10:55, as opposed to normal Jägermeister, which is solid.

  • @BenVisness
    @BenVisness 2 года назад +27

    That Homestar Runner reference at 5:44 is the most inside of inside jokes

  • @reallyrll
    @reallyrll 2 года назад +131

    Watching these two absolutely flood the bottles with essential oils is activating my fight or flight response.

  • @erinobaron98
    @erinobaron98 2 года назад +342

    To whoever is cleaning the 10 minutes power hour scenes every time, great job, I hope it's worth it

  • @Macapta
    @Macapta 2 года назад +26

    10:30 that was such a genuine “oh my god” it’s brilliant

  • @Eva-uw6uo
    @Eva-uw6uo 2 года назад +35

    13:12 sometimes Arin's suffering truly does give me life

  • @bcollins3811
    @bcollins3811 2 года назад +56

    15:14
    "I can't have David Cheeseman and this _competing_ to see what's gonna kill me first"
    this shit took me out

  • @microTrash28
    @microTrash28 2 года назад +95

    “Barnes & Noble bathroom” REALLY paints a picture.

  • @WilliamHollister
    @WilliamHollister 2 года назад +31

    12:29 I loved watching Danny be repulsed by what he just said AND realizing it was comedy gold!
    Arin has perverted your brain in the best possible way, dude! 😂

  • @Oddi0
    @Oddi0 2 года назад +13

    "You just gotta shave it off, 1 2 3, and now you can count to 3!"
    Even among Homestar Runner quotes, that one is hella obscure.

  • @bri24532
    @bri24532 2 года назад +66

    "You filled the whole sample jar like a good boy" my absolute favorite quote from this episode

  • @jbwarner8626
    @jbwarner8626 2 года назад +230

    "You just gotta shave it off, 1-2-3 and now you can count to three."
    Oh good, so I'm not the only one who's had that random Homestar Runner quote living rent-free in my head for 20 years 😆

    • @Dyundu
      @Dyundu 2 года назад +10

      Whaddaya know, Haddi-man?

    • @alexmott507
      @alexmott507 2 года назад +6

      AAaaAAaaHH'm not gonna lie to ya, that's a healthy piece of real estate!

    • @kristipearce4819
      @kristipearce4819 2 года назад +3

      I often talk like Coach Z just to bug my family. 😆 “Awh! My secret sorcret has been revorled!”

    • @Mellamew
      @Mellamew 2 года назад +5

      LOL same! As soon as I heard him say that I started singing it. "Stave it off 1-2-3 and now you can count to threee" lol

    • @dylannoah123
      @dylannoah123 2 года назад +9

      that’s a real popular song! who wants to hear of it fifty times more…

  • @markfrazier2402
    @markfrazier2402 2 года назад +44

    I physically screamed Dan's name in shock like he was gonna hear me when he said "You filled the whole sample jar like a good boy!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @shadowmaster252
    @shadowmaster252 2 года назад +20

    12:15
    Nothing like a good blowy to really get the goo flowing.

  • @JudgeMagisterSnow
    @JudgeMagisterSnow 2 года назад +57

    Dan looks like he's dying on the inside and Arin is just really happy they're dying on the inside together.

  • @Cypherwraith001
    @Cypherwraith001 2 года назад +42

    The essential oils got everywhere. The entire room will now smell like Smurf Nut™ until the end of time.

  • @itsttime2512
    @itsttime2512 2 года назад +20

    "If you'd like to work at Game Grumps... I believe we will have some positions available after this" really got me for some reason 😂😂

  • @SporadicV2
    @SporadicV2 2 года назад +12

    The new season of Ten Minute Power Hour is just Dan and Arin creating eldritch horrors

  • @EnejiChris
    @EnejiChris 2 года назад +160

    I can say that this whole process would have been a whole lot easier for them if they combined the ingredients in a bowl and then funneled it into the bottles.
    But the hilarity caused by the lack of prep is comedy gold.

    • @dekkonot
      @dekkonot 2 года назад +5

      Yeah that liquid ass stuff would've been truly intolerable if they'd done that though

  • @lucywynnf
    @lucywynnf 2 года назад +151

    It’s just a delight to know that if I ever need to feel that specific mix of revulsion and unbridled glee I can always come back to this channel

    • @datte-ai
      @datte-ai 2 года назад

      omg you're exactly right

    • @bluebell560
      @bluebell560 2 года назад +3

      perfect description of the 10 minute power hour

    • @nondescriptbeing5944
      @nondescriptbeing5944 2 года назад +1

      yeah I remember when I first started watching and I happened to pick several episodes in a row where Arin was drooling or being otherwise nasty lmao

    • @LycanLink
      @LycanLink 2 года назад +1

      @@nondescriptbeing5944
      Yes, I'm sure you had to search very hard for those difficult-to-find moments. 😂

  • @iratxi._
    @iratxi._ 2 года назад +25

    when Dan ties his hair, you know hard work's coming

  • @DESiSAUR
    @DESiSAUR 2 года назад +3

    I LOVE THE PBS ENDING!!! LOL ✨memoriessss✨

  • @turntsnaco2878
    @turntsnaco2878 2 года назад +128

    Little do we know, there’s an extended director’s cut of this episode where they start tripping extremely major balls because they’ve actually been huffing glue.

  • @extracrispyzman3768
    @extracrispyzman3768 2 года назад +219

    The chaos that will ensue for the 1 million subscriber special is something the world is not prepared for

  • @vocalvortexstudios2058
    @vocalvortexstudios2058 Год назад +9

    I think someone screaming "NO! NOOOO!!" in response to SMELLING something is the funniest scenario Ive witnessed

  • @dathbaeder
    @dathbaeder Год назад +10

    14:29 The unseriousness in Arin's face coupled with the very serious request killed me 😭😭

  • @UnofficialCyane
    @UnofficialCyane 2 года назад +80

    5:56 that breakdown into laughter is the best. That bit went exactly the way she pictured it would

  • @lesssolidlard83
    @lesssolidlard83 2 года назад +486

    Yo I've been feeling sick today, but seeing this makes me feel a lot better. Thanks Donny and Armin

    • @nyanninja2324
      @nyanninja2324 2 года назад +4

      hope you feel better soon :)

    • @valterestevao1182
      @valterestevao1182 2 года назад +25

      Darin and Anny always help people without them even knowing

    • @innerg_92
      @innerg_92 2 года назад +24

      @@valterestevao1182 oh no, Doug and Arnold are very aware they help people with laughter and good times

    • @kyleemerick5677
      @kyleemerick5677 2 года назад +17

      Yeah dave and alex are the best

    • @CourtneyB444
      @CourtneyB444 2 года назад +15

      Dimitri and Alvin always help

  • @MegaMark433
    @MegaMark433 2 года назад +432

    The whole not swearing except on Patreon, is really upsetting. You can tell they are really struggling not to swear. I miss seeing Arin scream "FUCK" at the top of his lungs

    • @spintowin8971
      @spintowin8971 2 года назад +39

      As fun as it was, I think that screams of terror say a lot more

    • @AxylusMaximus
      @AxylusMaximus 2 года назад +25

      is it? lol I didn't even notice they weren't swearing they're so hilarious

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 года назад +3

      Gotta pay extra for the curses

    • @4thquarter5
      @4thquarter5 2 года назад +2

      'Don't forget to subcribe to our patron' 🗑️

    • @4thquarter5
      @4thquarter5 2 года назад +2

      'Don't forget to subcribe to our patron' 🗑️

  • @TarotVylan
    @TarotVylan 2 года назад +18

    God, how i have DESPERATELY missed this chaotic, confused vibe.

  • @MangaGirl232
    @MangaGirl232 2 года назад +50

    Arin's laugh at 13:26 is so perfect 😂 I need it as a notification tone

    • @Dorian_Scott
      @Dorian_Scott 2 года назад +13

      I want someone to edit Dan yelling "No!!" (13:29) over the "No god please no!" Line from The Office.

    • @peachii3124
      @peachii3124 2 года назад +1

      omg i have GG audio as my notif/alarm sound! nothing like waking up to dan yelling "hammer slammer fuck your dad".

    • @MangaGirl232
      @MangaGirl232 2 года назад +1

      @@peachii3124 omg amazing!!! 😂

  • @Darkrath
    @Darkrath 2 года назад +32

    When you read the title as 10 miles per hour

    • @jonasquinn7977
      @jonasquinn7977 2 года назад +1

      That’s the speed that Smurf nut travels at

  • @grubbu7073
    @grubbu7073 2 года назад +16

    Dan saying “we can’t keep this on the shelf” and then Arins horrified look of agreement is hilarious

  • @fallhaze9754
    @fallhaze9754 Год назад +16

    For moments like 10:11 I need them to have a button that has the audio from their thanksgiving blindfold taste test where Dan goes, “I don’t want it!”

  • @shadowbrine114
    @shadowbrine114 2 года назад +55

    10:00 that was the same reaction Arin had when he tried that sauce with all the sauces in it, from (I think) the Keurig episode. Like his face is trying to turn inside out

    • @themooreoable
      @themooreoable 2 года назад +5

      the one for sauces, soups and stews? (drink it down, homie!) its from the microwave cooking episode :)

    • @mi1kguts
      @mi1kguts 2 года назад +1

      @@themooreoable i think they're talking about when he mixed all the papa john's sauces into one sauce from the keurig episode

    • @themooreoable
      @themooreoable 2 года назад +1

      @@mi1kguts ohhh lmao you're right, i totally read that wrong. also i like your username its great :)

  • @EpsilonD2
    @EpsilonD2 2 года назад +175

    "You filled the whole *Sample Jar* like a *Good Boy* " had me dead
    edit: 12:29

    • @soranraina4391
      @soranraina4391 2 года назад +6

      had me dying

    • @hanleal2001
      @hanleal2001 2 года назад +12

      I love the instant regret in Dan’s face 😂

  • @michaelanthony2852
    @michaelanthony2852 2 года назад +11

    The pain in Danny's eyes at 13:33 is how I know this isnt scripted

  • @Chaosrain112
    @Chaosrain112 2 года назад +11

    13:11 & 13:29 it is when your mind truly breaks can it only choke out a cry for help such as this. This was an amazing episode.

  • @lixx1706
    @lixx1706 2 года назад +95

    I'd actually prefer no preview, the preview looks nice but I love being caught off guard with the goofs and gaffs they hit us with

  • @kouizumi9484
    @kouizumi9484 2 года назад +116

    I love how much of a HomestarRunner nerd Arin is.

  • @theRoop555
    @theRoop555 2 года назад +15

    Dan is so f-ing cute with his hair tied back

  • @xx_fluidrobyn_xx6890
    @xx_fluidrobyn_xx6890 2 года назад +6

    "you filled the whole sample jar like a good boy." is my new favorite thing that has ever been said by the Danel Avidan.

  • @asylumteddybear
    @asylumteddybear 2 года назад +39

    Arin, that was a DEEP Homestar reference, there, and I appreciated it greatly.

    • @linkspeaks
      @linkspeaks 2 года назад +5

      I thought no one else would catch it, it was so obscure!

    • @oddcrafter1270
      @oddcrafter1270 2 года назад +2

      Admittedly, Dan's hairstyle would be more fitting, but it was good nonetheless :D

    • @RobertBass
      @RobertBass 2 года назад +6

      That's a real popular song

    • @emilyperez8575
      @emilyperez8575 2 года назад +2

      Came here to say this also.

    • @Tazamo
      @Tazamo 2 года назад +7

      You and us all.
      I just wish he would have done it 50 times more...

  • @Zindureth
    @Zindureth 2 года назад +30

    The bad sanitizer must be placed at the front desk, so that every visitor that comes through is required to use it.

  • @Nyaiv
    @Nyaiv 2 года назад +15

    Everyones reaction to the stinky ass sanitiser had me dead! Especially Arin and Dan's loooool 💀💀💀

  • @essenceweebkittyx3
    @essenceweebkittyx3 2 года назад +22

    13:29 " *NO NO NOO, NOO...AHHHHH THIS IS NOT HOW THIS WAS SUPPOSE TO GO...AHHHH* "

  • @miisophonie
    @miisophonie 2 года назад +38

    "You filled the whole sample jar like a good boy!" is not a sentence i was expecting to hear today

    • @TheMultiGamerOfficial
      @TheMultiGamerOfficial 2 года назад +2

      My actual reaction was just "DAN, WHAT THE FUCK?!" He never normally says stuff like that, so it really caught me off-guard!

    • @miisophonie
      @miisophonie 2 года назад

      @@TheMultiGamerOfficial I know right!!😭

  • @liswifi
    @liswifi 2 года назад +68

    I would REALLY like to see an episode of 10MPH where Arin teaches Dan the 101 of cartoonist art and takes him on a Scribble Showdown, complete with behind the scenes of the event. o:

    • @dropkickpherby6994
      @dropkickpherby6994 2 года назад

      This could actually be amazing

    • @somethingbanter
      @somethingbanter 2 года назад +1

      I never conceived of the show being abbreviated that way so now all I can see is 10 miles per hour

  • @sagetherookie9233
    @sagetherookie9233 2 года назад +10

    i love the part where Arin tries to run away from his nose

  • @samportillo7635
    @samportillo7635 2 года назад +9

    7:06 "It's like you're like milking an invisible Picasso Cow!"

  • @jennilocke
    @jennilocke 2 года назад +23

    Good thing they wore proper PPE while directly inhaling essential oils and rubbing alcohol

  • @abarainosa
    @abarainosa 2 года назад +32

    Every part of me for the entirety of this episode has been like, "There's no way this is safe."

  • @legoame104
    @legoame104 2 года назад +7

    "Arin and Dan nearly intoxicate themselves and everybody in the room" the video

  • @welcome2myhappyworld
    @welcome2myhappyworld 2 года назад +8

    Seeing Dan wearing his wedding ring makes me so happy! I'm so glad he found Ashley!

  • @smitty7172
    @smitty7172 2 года назад +33

    I actually love the fact that Ethans underwear are still on the stuffed lamb in the back

    • @soranraina4391
      @soranraina4391 2 года назад +1

      i swear i thought i was the only one to notice the sheep with Ethan's ripped boxers

  • @SableGear
    @SableGear 2 года назад +25

    5:44 WOW that was a Homestar Runner DEEP cut. Also I think maybe a piping bag would have been better than the comically large funnel? XD