@@zornxottx just because I say a joke doesn’t mean I actually mean it, also look at all the Ohio memes it doesn’t hurt to join in a lil bit doesn’t it?
That's why I love college professors. They treat you like adults. And the fun ones talk to you about their life outside of school as if you were a friend.
IM SHOOKETH the highschool one ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME this year. A kindergarten teacher was brought in to teach a bunch of ninth graders. It did not go well lol.
middle schoold teachers had to deal with kids in the height of puberty, crazy shit happens every single day, nothing can faze them anymore. College professors deal with adults who is in full responsibility of what they're doing so they of course they'd be chill.
that’s literally what used to happen to me. except my class was that bad that the substitute said they were never coming back and they left at lunch and so another sub had to come in and they never came back either 👍🏻
I think there are two types of middle school teachers. Ones that are absolutely livid when you’re bad for a substitute and one that’s just like “well at least you were better than usual.”
The high school one is so true! Especially if you take Spanish, because at my school no other teacher can teach Spanish so when she leaves we're just stuck with a guy who keeps telling us about his taco bell dogs.
A sub told me I shouldn't be wearing a men's Hawaiian shirt if I'm a girl. I flipped her off. The class praised me. When the teacher heard about it(a parent heard about it and told her) she went in there when she was supposed to be out because she had just had a kid and went completely insane about how nobody talks to her students that way.
@@tinybitofstardust What don’t you just be quiet? You don’t know anything about this persons life, so don’t try and tell them that it’s not true when it’s literally THEIR life, not yours dumbass
I'm the best welder in my small engines class right now, and a sub came up to me and handed me a book on wire welding saying that "you need to go in the classroom and read this because girls obviously can't weld and they shouldn't be anyways"
Real experiences of mine, throughout my schooling. Primary School (elementary): Got sick, was out for weeks recovering. Failed Kindergarten because while i was dying in the hospital, i should have still done the pamphlets that were sent home with my twin sister. Middle School: Was hit by a car in the school parking lot (Gym Teacher driving), was failed in my PE course because i couldnt run for the rest of the semester, and participation was required for the grade. High School: Had two of my grandparents, an uncle, a cousin, and a three close family friends die from various reasons in a 60 day span, and missed time for these. School tried to fail me, but my mother came down like a thermonuclear warhead on the school board, and i was able to pass. University: Hadnt slept for more than an hour at a stretch in several months, was a single dad to twin children, and was working full time, on top of working towards my degree. Professors took turns watching my kids while i slept through my few open periods. One even invited his wife to his classes so she could care for my kids, and when another professor tried to give me grief over it, five of my other professors ganged up on him and made him terrified to speak against me again.
To make it easier to pronounce that number, it's, 2,628,815,367,291,725 which is 2 quadrillion, 628 trillion, 815 billion, 367 million, 291 thousand, 725 years of teaching
I had one incident like this it was in grade 7 a great teacher honestly her son got sick though so she had to stay home to take care of him So substitute comes in we all act normal honestly best face forwards… Themis dissolves into chaos as the class tended to get very rowdy that period(it was just before lunch)…. But pretty much normal and definitely not one of our worst days(no trust me it wasn’t, on our worst days no one learned anything and we would have many teacher sitting with us talks) I accidentally got marked as absent during second attendance…. (I hadn’t even heard my name called) AND I WAS THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE ATTENDANCE TO THE OFFICE!!! So don’t worry I got it fixed but that could have been bad for me… Next day we go to class and the teacher is giving us all this disappointed look (this was increased by 10x as she was literally everyone’s favourite teacher )except for the few kids who were sick that day… and she levels us with the stare… and says something along the lines of “so I heard from the substitute and the office that you guys didn’t behave yesterday… some of you worse then others yes but none of you behaved * essentially insert are you mad no I’m disappointed here * (I’ve forgotten most of this lecture as it was years ago and my memory sucks when it comes to convos so one two skip a few and we get to this) that’s why we’re all going to write apology notes instead of the original thing I had planned except for those who weren’t there yesterday they can do what they want… I wrote two very long pages(and I had spacing trouble when writing back then so very very long) of a very sincere apology and was still writing when the period ended… because I may be a massive liar a lot of the time my apologies are always sincere because I ain’t the type to apologize to someone without meaning it unless it was my sibling because my parents forced me too but those still sounded sincere
I had a sub interrupt the LISTENING section of a standardized test with a random story so no one remembered the original story we where being graded on. The same sub broke a window and tried to pin it on a random student.
I love my pap English teacher! Our class got in a lot of trouble for being loud when he was gone and when he came back all he did was ask what actually happened. We all explained and he nodded and believed us, and we continued with the day. The sub and admin were yelling at us telling us that we were disappointing our teacher and that we were all being ridiculous. They couldn't get us to "shut up" when we were all talking how we normally talk and doing our work. Our teacher never has trouble getting us to quiet down. He's a fantastic teacher and more should be like him.
I had to go to the office once to turn in attendance and the wellness sub literally ditched me and then accused me of not being responsible when he didn't even tell me where he was gonna go 💀Oh and he stared at the girls (including me) when doing squats and jumping jacks. Fun times
"I have been teaching for an astronomical amount of time. I've been teaching since the world didn't even exist. I watched the dinosaurs die, I saw the construction of the pyramids. I've seen rulers come and go. And I have never seen a class like this."
My mum used to be a kindergarten teacher and actually did become the substitute for geography for a class in 9th grade. Based on how she explained it to me, I think she taught them pretty well, but she did say she was nervous when doing so.
I had that happen in middle school a sub was harassing me about dress code... For an outfit I'd worn the entire school year beforehand with no problems. And it wasn't like puberty hit me like a truck over this time, it already hit me and my corpse was at the side of the road in pieces decaying. So my fellow classmates pointed out to the sub that the outfit had never been dress coded and the lady said "I don't think you children will understand how developed they are. Their outfit is inappropriate for school." The entire class collectively kicked her out. The principal had to get involved and because he was a dude and felt uncomfortable with the situation he brought the vice principal in. Needless to say the teacher was surprised we basically got a sub fired yesterday for almost rioting.
Im sorry, but mentioning an outfit is inappropriate and trying to dress code it just because of something someone cant control about their body is a good reason to get fired, glad she got fired and not be able to teach your class again.
@@phibit What's worse is the sub was one of those dusty old ladies that are really uptight. So most of the class almost gave her a heart attack saying "Yeah they have big boobs so what?"
Nah why do they always say that 💀 “Never I MEAN NEVER in my 589236471016 years of teaching have I EVER had students act this bad for a sub. MR.SHELLY DID NOT DESERVE THAT”
the middle school one 😭😭😭 this lady was being sexist in my 8th grade english class & we all were confused & annoyed & we called her out & the day after our teacher was like "ok you guys shouldn't have been mean, I'm sure it was an accident..... but I am proud of you guys"
@@michellen5704 we were reading victorian books & we were allowed to choose, she was saying the girls should pick ones like jane eyre because they're more girly & guys should pick frankenstein or dracula because they're more intense & everyone just kinda went silent & gave her a look, she proceeded to get super offended at us
Same my teacher had hurt her back really bad so I ended having to deal with her, she also is the most hated person at our school because she can't teach and she is rude to everyone
That high school one hits different ;-; On a different note, one time, our English teacher copied the test from the other English teacher. It turns out we had different schedules, and we didn't know like half the test.
A couple months ago we had a sub in History (Grade 10 class) and she got super mad because a few people left class before the second bell. She gave them detentions and left a bad note for the entire class. When our teacher got back he was super surprised and told us that he thought she was probably overreacting. Apparently he had told her beforehand that we're a super easy class and admitted (to her and then accidentally to us) that we're his favourite class. As soon as he told us that he panicked and said, "Wait don't tell any of my other classes!" This is his first year teaching and he's super nice lol, he's def one of my favourite teachers.
My choir teacher made us write apology letters to the sub once. To be fair, their were kids just randomly walking out the classroom, and a group of boys started hitting each other with pillows, which then escalated to throwing hands, and eventually punches. There was also a group of popular kids recording tiktoks, and another group of popular kids gossiping. But she made ALL of us write a letter, even though about 1/6 of the class was absent, and 1/6 of us were doing what we were supposed to.
In 7th grade there was actually a substitute that just left. She was supposed to get another sub but she never did, so we just walked over to the library and did stuff there.
"mooing simultaneously" bro this is so funny and so true for me like I remember our music teacher was letting us listen to a song back when I was 8 and like 80% of the class started singing the song but instead of words they were like "meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow" like wth
omg i remember my art teacher literally took my friend's ring away, saying that HE STOLe IT from a girl- nah we were so pissed, but he ended up getting it back, cuz its his- still doesnt excuse that kind of behaviour
@@monarch_0v2 nah our school's pretty conservative and their first question would be why he was wearing the ring- they dont take matters like these very srsly so
Bro I’m in middle school and one of the home rooms on our team got a bad report from the sub for talking too much when she was literally starting conversation. When the teacher came back she gave every student in the homeroom an office referral and called their parents and made the student talk to them in front of the whole class. There were some kids that got written up and weren’t even at school the day the Sun was there.
Similar thing happened to me, except the punishment part. The teacher just had a long stern talking to us (I just zoned out for the entire thing) that took up most of first period.
Highschool one so accurate 😭😭😭 Like "oh you got a sub on review day and you didn't learn anything with full knowledge you're going to fail? Welp, that's too bad, it's your fault and we have to stay on schedule"
Bro, our teacher forgot we had a test once, and used the schedule excuse to still put it up, since the principal was there she didn’t want to look bad, so a student passed her a note and she said that maybe it might be a good idea to wait s couple days, apparently the note read that he and 7 other kids were ready to walk out of the class if she did do the test that day, and since the principal was there she didn’t want to risk it, I don’t know if he was bluffing or not, I’m just glad we didn’t fail
I had a sub my junior year and she was one of those, “your teacher isn’t here this is my classroom” our teacher left us with no work for that day and expected us to just do what we normally do. However the sub didn’t let us--she was never our sub again.
One of the most common subs in my high school was pretty good at it. She was an actual certified teacher; she was just retired. By subbing for my classes, she actually taught three generations of my family.
We had two girls fixing their makeup before class started and the sub asked them what they were doing. One of them said they were fixing the other girl's black eye. The sub dead ass said, "Oh, okay. I have black eyes all the time." Did I mention that the sub was black? This man had the whole room dying
My math teacher: *mad at us because the sub said we were loud and unruly.* The sub: *was literally just on her phone* My math teacher learning that: *..not that mad anymore.*
When I was in kindergarten-1st grade my sub always sent back bad behavior notes even tho we were helping her and being super good and one time one of my subs held a “movie party” and gave us chocolate milk and Oreos. Now most kids in my class couldn’t have milk and Oreos because they couldn’t have dairy and she said “U KNOW WHAT YOU KIDS DONT GET ANYTHING YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN HORRIBLE! I QUIT!”
I remember telling a sub I had ADHD because we were writing a letter to our 6th grade teacher around the end of fifth grade and she said "ADHD is just a phase" like no... I just want my 6th grade teacher to know that ADHD can effect my grades and what-not. We ended up making a joke out of her last name (it was mrs. road or something) and me and my friends called her Mrs. Accident or something like that because 'accidents happen on the road' or something along the lines of that.
hs one is so accurate. My acc algebra 2/precalc sub TOOK AWAY OUR QUARTERLY ASSESSMENT REVIEWS (which we were supposed to keep for the weekend, and I was also out Friday) and we had the assessment Monday
A lot of subs at my school suck and the teachers know it so we are never in trouble for a bad note. One substitute thought a kid with a super deep voice was forcing it and threatened to call the office if he didn’t stop and left an awful note about him.
One sub refused to call me by my name no matter how many times I corrected him so I gave attitude and texted during class and when he said anything except my name I'd ignore him. He didn't spell my name right on the note to the teacher so I didn't get in trouble.
Story : when I was in 3rd grade I went through a phase were I was vegan (I got out of it in 4th) and a substitute started telling me that I had horrible parents because they let me be vegan and started saying to the class that it’s horrible to be vegan and kids should eat meat and stuff like that and I started BAWLING 😭 because she was embarrassing me and I was a 8 year old kid, after I told my parents and my teachers and long story short she got fired! I still remember how upset and embarrassed I was that day!- this is a true story
In Australia high school subs are always like “I’m going to tell your normal teacher about this” to everyone any chance they get but then when the teacher comes back they have heard nothing like it wasn’t even to intimidate us or a threat it was like your fate was sealed in a thin sheet of foam
South Australia for Me, my Math and Science Teacher gave us Homework over the weekend and Term Holidays, he also expected us to do external Math work. He added it to our Grading even though it was not necessary and wasn't even a part of the Curriculum - The Curriculum the School uses is one their website, I had a full read through
Wish I had middle school teachers like that. Mine were homophobic bullies who told me I'd amount to nothing and told my trans friend (mtf) that if she came to school with painted nails again, they'd call her parents (which likely would've outed her) and their reasoning/ justification was that nail polish on boys as too distracting. Bs!
I had a sub in my drama class not too long ago and on that day we decided to call the person who originally wrote the script since, well we're drama kids, we do just about anything for fun, and the next day our sub left a note saying that she was "horrifically shocked" at our behaviour, even though everyone, teacher included, thought it was hilarious
I’m middle school in my science class if we get another bad sub note then we get detention. The thing is tho all we do with subs 9 times out of 10 is watch a bill nye the science guy episode and write facts
bro the one about the hs sub has happened to me so many times for math 😭 like my teacher would book a sub and then the next day when my teacher would be back we would have to re go through everything the sub did
We had a sub recently, he was like so chill. I was amazing. My class always has drama going on and we're like known as “The worst class of our grade” the discipline teacher comes in our class to scold us at least like a few times a week XD Another scandal involving our class happened. And when the sub was here he was like ya'll can just do whatever you want. And during the whole lesson, they were just gossiping and spilling the tea.
watch the last part here: ruclips.net/user/shortsD2Vp1EUFjuU?feature=share
don’t translate… 😓
ვხედავ, თქვენ არ მოუსმინეთ ჩემს განცხადებას. ახლა უკვე 10 წელია წყევლა გაქვს. წყევლის გასაუქმებლად თქვენ უნდა გამომიწეროთ.
Boys and girls cannot do makeup, manicure or pedicure because it is a sin.
Ok
The Waffle House has found it’s new host
Day off?! What college did you go to!!
Substitute: boys shouldn't paint their nails
The students: release the mouse
As they should get the sub fired
And the teacher was proud of them for standing up for that kids rights
@@KJHeartsWorld the south: rights? What are those?
Nah it’s a bit sus ngl
Sounds like something I do
Bro, once we had a substitute threaten to shoot us with her shotgun. Oh and she was extremely racist. She got arrested on campus😂. Fun times.💀😭
Deserved honestly
Edit: PLEASE STOP BLOWING UP MY NOTIFICATIONS.
EDIT2: STOPPPP
The most normal sub teacher in Ohio
@@angel_ix6556
Dying of laughter😐
Ohio is literally a normal ass state, go to it and you’ll find it completely normal.
@@zornxottx just because I say a joke doesn’t mean I actually mean it, also look at all the Ohio memes it doesn’t hurt to join in a lil bit doesn’t it?
@@zornxottx I’m from Ohio and I find these memes hilarious. Ohio sucks, man. Just embrace it
That's why I love college professors. They treat you like adults. And the fun ones talk to you about their life outside of school as if you were a friend.
Maybe because 17 year old aren't adults?
@@cnnr_what? why would a 17 year old be in college?
@@starfieldgames5976idk. When my brother was 17 he was in college?
Apparently professors in college are a close age to you so that makes sense 💀
@@_-sugar-_ not really, most professors i’ve had were in their 40’s and 60’s and only a few who were in their 30’s.
I love the twist for college, "Did you all enjoy your day off."
So true
IM SHOOKETH the highschool one ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME this year. A kindergarten teacher was brought in to teach a bunch of ninth graders. It did not go well lol.
Imagine a kindergarten teacher substituting a bunch of 12 graders
damn
So you didnt learn how to graph a polynomial 😂😂😂😂
Same that happened to me in my 9th grade year and she got so Fed up with the disrespect but she's literally quit completely 💀
Relatable
Middle school teachers and college teachers are really the chillest people
The teachers are chill in middle school.. but the principals and the other higher people are grumpy.Idk about college I haven’t gotten graduated yet
So true
The teachers in middle school were absolute pricks to everyone (in my experience)
Nah
middle schoold teachers had to deal with kids in the height of puberty, crazy shit happens every single day, nothing can faze them anymore.
College professors deal with adults who is in full responsibility of what they're doing so they of course they'd be chill.
that middle school teacher is a W
Why? Because she's criticizing a child?
@@blakedashadowytherian not the sub the normal teacher
@@justsomeguy7268 oh sorry
that’s literally what used to happen to me. except my class was that bad that the substitute said they were never coming back and they left at lunch and so another sub had to come in and they never came back either 👍🏻
"Told her she is in her flop era"💀
" And she needed to check her attitude" 💀
I WHEEZED AT THAT💀💀💀
I don't get it.
@@GayKermit-._-. neither do i
my cousin unironically says that 😭
imagine a 9 yr telling you your in ur flop era 💀💀
I'd believe her
LMAO
id start digging my own grave thats so embarrassing 😭
And 9 yr olds don’t lie so that substitute better get her life together
I have 5th grader friends who have literally told me the same thing
Never underestimate elementary schoolers
Actually, in middle school I was hit with the:
**SIGH**
In all of my 2839629 years of teaching, I’ve never had a class so disrespectful-
I think there are two types of middle school teachers. Ones that are absolutely livid when you’re bad for a substitute and one that’s just like “well at least you were better than usual.”
The high school one is so true! Especially if you take Spanish, because at my school no other teacher can teach Spanish so when she leaves we're just stuck with a guy who keeps telling us about his taco bell dogs.
💀💀
Nice prp
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@@kitkatsinAlaska Google Translated ay ay ay and Google said yes yes yes
@@Valerie61645 jajajajajaja Google Translate be like
A sub told me I shouldn't be wearing a men's Hawaiian shirt if I'm a girl. I flipped her off. The class praised me. When the teacher heard about it(a parent heard about it and told her) she went in there when she was supposed to be out because she had just had a kid and went completely insane about how nobody talks to her students that way.
@@tinybitofstardust What don’t you just be quiet? You don’t know anything about this persons life, so don’t try and tell them that it’s not true when it’s literally THEIR life, not yours dumbass
@@tinybitofstardust What is this is plausible?
I would have told her to “go f*ck a tree “ and flipped her off
@@tinybitofstardust It could have actually happened
I'm the best welder in my small engines class right now, and a sub came up to me and handed me a book on wire welding saying that "you need to go in the classroom and read this because girls obviously can't weld and they shouldn't be anyways"
Real experiences of mine, throughout my schooling.
Primary School (elementary): Got sick, was out for weeks recovering. Failed Kindergarten because while i was dying in the hospital, i should have still done the pamphlets that were sent home with my twin sister.
Middle School: Was hit by a car in the school parking lot (Gym Teacher driving), was failed in my PE course because i couldnt run for the rest of the semester, and participation was required for the grade.
High School: Had two of my grandparents, an uncle, a cousin, and a three close family friends die from various reasons in a 60 day span, and missed time for these. School tried to fail me, but my mother came down like a thermonuclear warhead on the school board, and i was able to pass.
University: Hadnt slept for more than an hour at a stretch in several months, was a single dad to twin children, and was working full time, on top of working towards my degree. Professors took turns watching my kids while i slept through my few open periods. One even invited his wife to his classes so she could care for my kids, and when another professor tried to give me grief over it, five of my other professors ganged up on him and made him terrified to speak against me again.
Those people in uni were the chads,
I like having polished nails
😂
Nahhhh, the teacher would probably start out by saying "Never in my long 2628815367291725 years of teaching have I had a class this bad"
To make it easier to pronounce that number, it's, 2,628,815,367,291,725 which is 2 quadrillion, 628 trillion, 815 billion, 367 million, 291 thousand, 725 years of teaching
This happened to me once or twice😅
@@Sireaquiredthats a fraction of yo mamas age
@@notmizzo 💀
@@cheesesticksXO i had to do it
Bro the middle school one “I’m not happy with the way you handled the situation, but I am proud of you.”
I once had a sub that stopped everybody because we were too loud doing a group project and started teaching science. It was English class.
😂
I had one incident like this it was in grade 7 a great teacher honestly her son got sick though so she had to stay home to take care of him
So substitute comes in we all act normal honestly best face forwards… Themis dissolves into chaos as the class tended to get very rowdy that period(it was just before lunch)…. But pretty much normal and definitely not one of our worst days(no trust me it wasn’t, on our worst days no one learned anything and we would have many teacher sitting with us talks)
I accidentally got marked as absent during second attendance…. (I hadn’t even heard my name called)
AND I WAS THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE ATTENDANCE TO THE OFFICE!!! So don’t worry I got it fixed but that could have been bad for me…
Next day we go to class and the teacher is giving us all this disappointed look (this was increased by 10x as she was literally everyone’s favourite teacher )except for the few kids who were sick that day… and she levels us with the stare… and says something along the lines of “so I heard from the substitute and the office that you guys didn’t behave yesterday… some of you worse then others yes but none of you behaved * essentially insert are you mad no I’m disappointed here * (I’ve forgotten most of this lecture as it was years ago and my memory sucks when it comes to convos so one two skip a few and we get to this) that’s why we’re all going to write apology notes instead of the original thing I had planned except for those who weren’t there yesterday they can do what they want…
I wrote two very long pages(and I had spacing trouble when writing back then so very very long) of a very sincere apology and was still writing when the period ended… because I may be a massive liar a lot of the time my apologies are always sincere because I ain’t the type to apologize to someone without meaning it unless it was my sibling because my parents forced me too but those still sounded sincere
I love how the only calm and nice teacher in the “elementary vs middle school vs high school vs collage” series is the collage teacher
middle school seems to be like "i don't get paid enough for this"
@@kitkatsinAlaska as a middle schooler, that’s exactly what my math teacher says.
@@yell0w-man seems legit can confirm
@@kitkatsinAlaska same
Middle School is also cool.
I had a sub interrupt the LISTENING section of a standardized test with a random story so no one remembered the original story we where being graded on. The same sub broke a window and tried to pin it on a random student.
Oh gosh
made likes 200
That sub should be in jail
Hello 911?
Oh my gosh
I love my pap English teacher! Our class got in a lot of trouble for being loud when he was gone and when he came back all he did was ask what actually happened. We all explained and he nodded and believed us, and we continued with the day. The sub and admin were yelling at us telling us that we were disappointing our teacher and that we were all being ridiculous.
They couldn't get us to "shut up" when we were all talking how we normally talk and doing our work. Our teacher never has trouble getting us to quiet down. He's a fantastic teacher and more should be like him.
I had to go to the office once to turn in attendance and the wellness sub literally ditched me and then accused me of not being responsible when he didn't even tell me where he was gonna go 💀Oh and he stared at the girls (including me) when doing squats and jumping jacks. Fun times
*she said that you all started mooing simultaneously* 💀
I wish I could get a class to do that with me
I'm In highschool and my class doesn't only moo with a substitute but they also meow and bark
I did that to my father when he was mystery reader when I was in preschool. except it was clucking like a chicken.
You Forgot “In All My Billion Years Of Teaching I Have Never Seen A Class Like This”
Edit:I Don’t Want To Be That Person…..So I’m Not
@@dog_2 ur english is more broken than that hamsters nose
Lol so true
If I had a quarter every time there’s a sub from kinder to highschool. I would get 35 dollars.
"I have been teaching for an astronomical amount of time. I've been teaching since the world didn't even exist. I watched the dinosaurs die, I saw the construction of the pyramids. I've seen rulers come and go. And I have never seen a class like this."
"in all my billion years of teaching, i have never seen a class this bad" 💀
Middle school teacher is the real mvp
W sub
My mum used to be a kindergarten teacher and actually did become the substitute for geography for a class in 9th grade. Based on how she explained it to me, I think she taught them pretty well, but she did say she was nervous when doing so.
I had that happen in middle school a sub was harassing me about dress code... For an outfit I'd worn the entire school year beforehand with no problems. And it wasn't like puberty hit me like a truck over this time, it already hit me and my corpse was at the side of the road in pieces decaying. So my fellow classmates pointed out to the sub that the outfit had never been dress coded and the lady said "I don't think you children will understand how developed they are. Their outfit is inappropriate for school." The entire class collectively kicked her out. The principal had to get involved and because he was a dude and felt uncomfortable with the situation he brought the vice principal in. Needless to say the teacher was surprised we basically got a sub fired yesterday for almost rioting.
Im sorry, but mentioning an outfit is inappropriate and trying to dress code it just because of something someone cant control about their body is a good reason to get fired, glad she got fired and not be able to teach your class again.
Nice
you know it's bad when the class itself decides to collectively kick the sub out 💀
@@phibit What's worse is the sub was one of those dusty old ladies that are really uptight. So most of the class almost gave her a heart attack saying "Yeah they have big boobs so what?"
@@DpDepresso Jesus LMAO
"never in my 35 years of teaching have I seen a sub note quite like this"
Nah why do they always say that 💀
“Never I MEAN NEVER in my 589236471016 years of teaching have I EVER had students act this bad for a sub. MR.SHELLY DID NOT DESERVE THAT”
NEVER in my 69 YEARS of teaching,have I had a class THIS bad
the middle school one 😭😭😭 this lady was being sexist in my 8th grade english class & we all were confused & annoyed & we called her out & the day after our teacher was like "ok you guys shouldn't have been mean, I'm sure it was an accident..... but I am proud of you guys"
What was she saying
@@michellen5704 we were reading victorian books & we were allowed to choose, she was saying the girls should pick ones like jane eyre because they're more girly & guys should pick frankenstein or dracula because they're more intense & everyone just kinda went silent & gave her a look, she proceeded to get super offended at us
@@kmations4049 everyone is entitled to their own opinion
@@michellen5704 ok? what does that have to do with a substitute teacher trying to put a gender on books
@@kmations4049 cause some books are feminine therefor for females some are masculine therefor for males
I literaly had a substitute teacher for a whole semester on my first year of college...it was pain...she didnt know anything
Same my teacher had hurt her back really bad so I ended having to deal with her, she also is the most hated person at our school because she can't teach and she is rude to everyone
I love how he said im proud of you guys for that 😂😂
The middle school one is so wholesome 😊
Edit: TYSM FOR ALL THESE LIKES 😃😃😃
Yeah
Is retarded is what it is
I known right
One of the times (grade 6) my teacher said "the substitute left a note and I quote 'the afternoon went to shit."
That high school one hits different ;-;
On a different note, one time, our English teacher copied the test from the other English teacher. It turns out we had different schedules, and we didn't know like half the test.
I was waiting for the *Never in my 5 thousand years of teaching, have I had a class THIS bad*
😭
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST MY TEACHER (luckily only 1 teacher of mine is like that)
I REMEMBER this kind of rhetoric 😂😂😂
literally 😅
A couple months ago we had a sub in History (Grade 10 class) and she got super mad because a few people left class before the second bell. She gave them detentions and left a bad note for the entire class. When our teacher got back he was super surprised and told us that he thought she was probably overreacting. Apparently he had told her beforehand that we're a super easy class and admitted (to her and then accidentally to us) that we're his favourite class. As soon as he told us that he panicked and said, "Wait don't tell any of my other classes!" This is his first year teaching and he's super nice lol, he's def one of my favourite teachers.
My choir teacher made us write apology letters to the sub once. To be fair, their were kids just randomly walking out the classroom, and a group of boys started hitting each other with pillows, which then escalated to throwing hands, and eventually punches. There was also a group of popular kids recording tiktoks, and another group of popular kids gossiping. But she made ALL of us write a letter, even though about 1/6 of the class was absent, and 1/6 of us were doing what we were supposed to.
I’m in middle school,that is nothing like it
The middle school scene was my favorite
We had a pre-k substitute come teach a ninth grade class 💀. She literally recited Chicka Chicka Boom Boom from memory
What? 😂
Oh yeah, I loved that book as a kid. Cool.
In 7th grade there was actually a substitute that just left. She was supposed to get another sub but she never did, so we just walked over to the library and did stuff there.
Bro the elementary school one sounds like my high school class 💀
"mooing simultaneously"
bro this is so funny and so true for me like I remember our music teacher was letting us listen to a song back when I was 8 and like 80% of the class started singing the song but instead of words they were like "meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow" like wth
omg i remember my art teacher literally took my friend's ring away, saying that HE STOLe IT from a girl- nah we were so pissed, but he ended up getting it back, cuz its his- still doesnt excuse that kind of behaviour
Wtf thats terrible! Did you report that to the school? I'm also glad your friend got his ring back
Just made the comment easier to read
@@monarch_0v2 nah our school's pretty conservative and their first question would be why he was wearing the ring-
they dont take matters like these very srsly so
@@pockysquare Wow, that's just sad
@@monarch_0v2 ik, we cant rlly help it tho
Jason's class is amazing 👏
That middle school teacher would've made life so much easier for me lol
Poor jason :( do what makes you happy
Bro I’m in middle school and one of the home rooms on our team got a bad report from the sub for talking too much when she was literally starting conversation. When the teacher came back she gave every student in the homeroom an office referral and called their parents and made the student talk to them in front of the whole class. There were some kids that got written up and weren’t even at school the day the Sun was there.
Similar thing happened to me, except the punishment part. The teacher just had a long stern talking to us (I just zoned out for the entire thing) that took up most of first period.
Highschool one so accurate 😭😭😭
Like "oh you got a sub on review day and you didn't learn anything with full knowledge you're going to fail? Welp, that's too bad, it's your fault and we have to stay on schedule"
Bro, our teacher forgot we had a test once, and used the schedule excuse to still put it up, since the principal was there she didn’t want to look bad, so a student passed her a note and she said that maybe it might be a good idea to wait s couple days, apparently the note read that he and 7 other kids were ready to walk out of the class if she did do the test that day, and since the principal was there she didn’t want to risk it, I don’t know if he was bluffing or not, I’m just glad we didn’t fail
I had a sub my junior year and she was one of those, “your teacher isn’t here this is my classroom” our teacher left us with no work for that day and expected us to just do what we normally do. However the sub didn’t let us--she was never our sub again.
One of the most common subs in my high school was pretty good at it. She was an actual certified teacher; she was just retired. By subbing for my classes, she actually taught three generations of my family.
The college one just calling it a free off day is everything 😂
We had two girls fixing their makeup before class started and the sub asked them what they were doing. One of them said they were fixing the other girl's black eye. The sub dead ass said, "Oh, okay. I have black eyes all the time."
Did I mention that the sub was black? This man had the whole room dying
My math teacher:
*mad at us because the sub said we were loud and unruly.*
The sub:
*was literally just on her phone*
My math teacher learning that:
*..not that mad anymore.*
Bro my science teacher is on her phone all day long and just gives us projects to do or a video to watch with questions
Boys and girls cannot do makeup, manicure or pedicure because it is a sin.
@@TedEhioghae says who?
THE SUN GOT PISSED? HOW????
Ayo what did y'all do to the sun 🤨
When I was in kindergarten-1st grade my sub always sent back bad behavior notes even tho we were helping her and being super good and one time one of my subs held a “movie party” and gave us chocolate milk and Oreos. Now most kids in my class couldn’t have milk and Oreos because they couldn’t have dairy and she said “U KNOW WHAT YOU KIDS DONT GET ANYTHING YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN HORRIBLE! I QUIT!”
What is wrong with some people
Someone at my high school called the english teacher the biggest bird
How accurate do you want this,
Him: Yes
No bc the middle school one happened at my middle school. Some kids found a dead pigeon, brought it to school, and then started throwing it at people.
The middle school teacher sounds like my science teacher
"she was in her flop era" 💀
mooing simultaneously 💀
I remember telling a sub I had ADHD because we were writing a letter to our 6th grade teacher around the end of fifth grade and she said "ADHD is just a phase" like no... I just want my 6th grade teacher to know that ADHD can effect my grades and what-not. We ended up making a joke out of her last name (it was mrs. road or something) and me and my friends called her Mrs. Accident or something like that because 'accidents happen on the road' or something along the lines of that.
Omg am so sorry
hs one is so accurate. My acc algebra 2/precalc sub TOOK AWAY OUR QUARTERLY ASSESSMENT REVIEWS (which we were supposed to keep for the weekend, and I was also out Friday) and we had the assessment Monday
my sub threatened to beat us
A lot of subs at my school suck and the teachers know it so we are never in trouble for a bad note.
One substitute thought a kid with a super deep voice was forcing it and threatened to call the office if he didn’t stop and left an awful note about him.
I am so proud of Jason.
One sub refused to call me by my name no matter how many times I corrected him so I gave attitude and texted during class and when he said anything except my name I'd ignore him. He didn't spell my name right on the note to the teacher so I didn't get in trouble.
Story : when I was in 3rd grade I went through a phase were I was vegan (I got out of it in 4th) and a substitute started telling me that I had horrible parents because they let me be vegan and started saying to the class that it’s horrible to be vegan and kids should eat meat and stuff like that and I started BAWLING 😭 because she was embarrassing me and I was a 8 year old kid, after I told my parents and my teachers and long story short she got fired! I still remember how upset and embarrassed I was that day!- this is a true story
@buggyflowers9814 thanks, she got fired so that made me feel better (when I was 8) .
@buggyflowers9814 that’s okay I didn’t expect u to reply again anyway
In Australia high school subs are always like “I’m going to tell your normal teacher about this” to everyone any chance they get but then when the teacher comes back they have heard nothing like it wasn’t even to intimidate us or a threat it was like your fate was sealed in a thin sheet of foam
South Australia for Me, my Math and Science Teacher gave us Homework over the weekend and Term Holidays, he also expected us to do external Math work.
He added it to our Grading even though it was not necessary and wasn't even a part of the Curriculum -
The Curriculum the School uses is one their website, I had a full read through
JUSTICE FOR JASON AND HIS NAILS💅
The middle school teach has a heart of gold 💛💛
The middle school one is accurate for me
“ExUsE mE iTs JaSaLeY!” 💅🏻✨
i have precisely no idea what you’re on about
What
The high school one happened literally last week
Wish I had middle school teachers like that. Mine were homophobic bullies who told me I'd amount to nothing and told my trans friend (mtf) that if she came to school with painted nails again, they'd call her parents (which likely would've outed her) and their reasoning/ justification was that nail polish on boys as too distracting. Bs!
i hope your friend recovered 😔
i know this isn’t real but it just makes me so happy the class did some A+ destruction to that stupid sub
You missed the "never... never in my 30 years of teaching..."
Got me choking of laughter at “my hamster had to go get a nose job”
I had a sub in my drama class not too long ago and on that day we decided to call the person who originally wrote the script since, well we're drama kids, we do just about anything for fun, and the next day our sub left a note saying that she was "horrifically shocked" at our behaviour, even though everyone, teacher included, thought it was hilarious
I’m middle school in my science class if we get another bad sub note then we get detention. The thing is tho all we do with subs 9 times out of 10 is watch a bill nye the science guy episode and write facts
When my teacher came back to a note she said…
Never in my 20 years of teaching have I ever seen a class described as “eerily quiet” and “boring”
Then you have the " Not in my 20 years of teaching..."
bro the one about the hs sub has happened to me so many times for math 😭 like my teacher would book a sub and then the next day when my teacher would be back we would have to re go through everything the sub did
With the "We need to stay on scheduleee" ITS NOT OUR FAULT WE DONT KNOW THIS!!
"Did yall enjoy your day off?" The teacher we need
An elementary schooler having a phone is crazy
Love that middle school teacher wasn’t mad
That’s the chillest middle school teacher tho ngl
Nah bro if this was in Australia, we would’ve been killed if we let out a mouse.
Middle school teacher would fr be me--
You forget the ‘NEVER in my 69 years of teaching, have I ever had a class this bad’ 😭
Yep happens every time or it’s the I am very disappointed you will be staying in at lunch
We had a sub recently, he was like so chill. I was amazing. My class always has drama going on and we're like known as “The worst class of our grade” the discipline teacher comes in our class to scold us at least like a few times a week XD
Another scandal involving our class happened. And when the sub was here he was like ya'll can just do whatever you want. And during the whole lesson, they were just gossiping and spilling the tea.
“i HaD tO tAkE mY hAmStEr To GeT a NoSe JoB” ok that got me good😂😂
my teacher: IM MORE THAN DISAPPOINTED IN YOU GUYS *gives a whole speech missing our p.e*
next day: ok guys pizza party
Where I live middle school teachers are the worst 😭 (most of them anyway)
“Mooing simultaneously”💀