@@fayjeffery5389 it was a joke, because children tend to get into "relationships" with each other thinking they'll be together forever. So they go ahead and seal the deal, unofficially. Like Stephanie did from Full House.
When I was 5 I “got married” in my school play ground and then when we kissed everyone threw brown leafs at us and then we got called into a detention… so yeah all good things! 😂😂😂
About the first word thing. My parents told me I've never just spoken one word as a kid, and I didn't talk till I was like three. They said during that time I just watched people's mouths when they talked, and how other people reacted, and then they just said that one day I could speak full sentences.
My first kiss was when I was nine..... Story time. Ok, so... I don't live there anymore but when I was nine I lived at this apartment. I had recently moved there and I wanted to make friends. So, I went outside and just kinda sat on a curb, looking bored, while there were two kids my age playing around. It's what I did when I was too nervous to talk to kids myself, so I let them do it. Eventually they both came around and said hi, their name's were shyler and Bree. I hung out with them for a bit. Then, this kid a year older than me had apparently come out of his house. Shyler and Bree explained how they both hated Cameron, and that they were going inside, I was confused, and didn't think it could be that bad. I wanted to meet him anyway. So they went inside and camren walked up to me. We both introduced ourselves and talked for a moment. Then he asked me if I wanted to play pokemon. I enthusiasticly explained how much I loved pokemon and I would love to. We played for a while, and that's when this happened...... He sat down on the curb and just sighed. I asked what was wrong. Camren: "oh... I just will never have a girlfriend..... " Me: "uhm.... Ok. (Literally wut I said I'm savage) Him: "I just rlly want a girlfriend.... " ..... Then.... It got weird........ Him: "can I kiss u? " 100 likes for part 2 please I wanna be comment famous 😭
I’m sorry to break it to you but I think you’ve missed your chance to be comment famous, you posted this comment two months after the video came out which means most people would have being liking and commenting on that first week of the video being out. So, you. Could get to 100 but it’ll probably be a long time. 🙂
Fun fact: When I was about 10-11 months old my dad put a controller down near the TV, long story short I tried to walk over and grab the controller, and succeeded, not only did I have my first steps at 11 months, but it was to an Xbox controller 👍
When I was a baby, we had a dog named Ellie. She was amazing and loved children. My first word just so happened that I pointed at my dog, and just said “dog” and that was that.
Bruh my brother is almost ten years old and still believes in santa and I remember at five or six asking my mom if he was real and I said he wouldn’t be able to live that long 😂😂😂
When I was born, let me tell you, I was a savage. My first word was “shit”. I said it because I had seen some teen say it the other day. My parents still tell that story sometimes
I’m 14 and can’t ride a bike- my parents teach me by taking only ONE training wheel off, putting me on a trail with lots of bumps and just saying “ride”.
Hey Jack, Just wanted to let you know that Watchdata often uses false statistics or just straight up makes stuff up, and there are a few obvious examples of them straight up lying in their videos, also in the descriptions of most if not all their videos they credit their “source” which is just a dead link, and it’s the same link for every video
when I had an imaginary friend and I told people not to sit cuz my friend "ash" was there, it was really because I didnt like people, not because I wanted to pretend to have a friend like the depressed child who doesnt have anyone
I have a similar story so once when I was 5 me and my mom and dad I had a slice of pizza I had a second slice then I lost my tooth and I bit abit and then I took my tooth out and put it under my moms pillow and the tooth fairy came and gave me money
Some relations I have to this: My first word was "car". I started puberty at the age of 10 iirc (yeah back then I even had a deep voice, and some people thought I was older than I actually was). I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was 11 (yeah I've believed in him longer than I should've). I got my first phone when I was 12 (I turned 13 a month after I got it though). The known relatives I have that have passed died at the ages of 59, 63, and 73. I have two relatives that are still alive that are 76 and 79 (they'll be 77 and 80 later this year) and they don't seem to be suffering from any health issues. Also IDK if I can relate anything else to this since I'm only 14 years old and this stuff hasn't been happening to me much (a few other things have but they're pretty self explanatory).
@@darwinwatterson1-._ your parents probably haven't told you the truth yet or you're just pretending he's real lmfao, i mean he *was* real but nowadays people just pretend it
@@darwinwatterson1-._ in christain lore he was a friend of jesus, maybe i should put it in this way: he's a religious myth, he may have existed and he may not have, all we know is that rn he currently doesn't exist and we pretend we're him to live on the tradition
I’m the oldest of three, my younger brother (Adam) is the middle child and then I have a even younger brother called Owen, with me so far? My first word was “Mummy” Adam’s first word was “Daddy” And guess what Owen’s first word was? “Blood” He’s actually the most jolly person you will every meet though.
Very interesting. I don't know if this was my brother's first word, but when he was younger he really liked saying "pumpernickel". Brothers are strange, very strange indeed.
My sister's first words were 'cobbob' and 'skew' meaning 'cobweb' and 'screw'. My mum used to play a game with her pointing out the cobwebs and screws in the house.
Bro the insecurities and my period started at 11, not proud to say it but touching myself did too, younger me was a savage and kissed a kid in kindergarten, out of country at about 8 or 7 (That I can remember) I fell in love several times before 16, first relationship was at 9-10 (First with my friend A, and then L, and then a polyamorous relationship with both) I say I love you a lot, break up at 9-10, I feel unhappiness all the time,
“People get married at age 26”
Kindergartners on the playground: *I beg to differ*
true
@@rebeccabrown749 true???... FALSE
@@fayjeffery5389 it was a joke, because children tend to get into "relationships" with each other thinking they'll be together forever. So they go ahead and seal the deal, unofficially. Like Stephanie did from Full House.
Fr 🤣
When I was 5 I “got married” in my school play ground and then when we kissed everyone threw brown leafs at us and then we got called into a detention… so yeah all good things! 😂😂😂
"First Kiss : 14yo"
90% of the people watching this video : *guess I'm not on the average*
hey dude so uh.
How's the progress of trying to defeat Justin Y
I mean it been like 2 years and u still haven't changed lol
*tiny little violin starts playing*
@@PancakesThePancakes yes, it's been 2 years, and our army is getting stronger everyday
Bro mine was 10
Or like 0 bc our parents
Im above average for once!
First kiss 14 fall in love at 16 💀
😂
It's the other way round😂😂
Fall in love
:ME BE LIKE UM IM 11 AND I LOVE SOMEONE
First kiss was 7
@@FLYSLATERYDER same i first loved someone at 11 as well
5:41 when he says it’s you peak of happiness, “ but then, oh you die” made me start laughing so hard
Imagine not watching Jack's videos for 3 months of your lives. That is what babies have to go through.
Oof
those poor children
funny
funny
why would they want to do that? When i was a baby i was to busy pooping and crying all day for no reason at all
“Oh, this is nice! You get a peak of happiness at the age of 70!”
“But then you die.”
And this is called happiness 😀
LOL 😂
@DON'T I will
bro my grandfather is 87 years old
@@muiluffy8405 no one asked 😒
Other people: *reading books at 7*
Me: I beg to differ
I read like 3 hours a day bro
other people : reading books at 6-7
me : reads books at 3 years old
i ready at ✨2✨
I read Diary of a Wimpy Kid in kindergarten 😅
@@JenicaGodisgracioussame, also i read books to 15 people when i was 5
Me:”I got my phone when I was 8.”
Jack: “I got a phone when I was 13.”
Jack: “During my 20’s, I found out what an AntiClockwise Hair Whorl is and then 3 seconds later, I saw that I had one and I’m really rare!”
Actually it’s spelt wHoOoOoOoRl
Yo I swear I saw you in the newest Sambucha vid
Have it
Idk what it is but if it’s what I think it is I have one
I have 2
"Starting period, 12 years of age. I'm still waiting on mine."
That made me laugh so hard XD
Transwomen be like
@@DeeRadens I forgot to laugh 🤡
@@gigachad4907 that clown emoji bc you're about to honk? Stay losing, we will someday get one.
I got mine at 9 and im on it rn🤫🤫🤫
@@Persie123 slay
Start periods"still waiting on mine" 💀
First kiss: 13 yo
First time falling in love: 16yo
???????????
"At 12 years Old You Start Periods"
"But I'm Still Waiting On Mine"
💀
well he aint wrong
Dark
How old are you
@@user-jh4zh8eh6h Why r u asking that??? (I might be overthinking that but 🤨)
5:44 - Jack laughing about death💀💀
My first word was “sho”
@@F0rSciencemy first word was “wha”
@@Alexa-pr6hk my gandpa is 69
I stopped believing santa claus was real at the age of 4...
I still believe at 12
2:14 'still waiting on mine" got me roling:)
yess lol
Lol😂
Lol😂
Lol😂
Lol😂
About the first word thing. My parents told me I've never just spoken one word as a kid, and I didn't talk till I was like three. They said during that time I just watched people's mouths when they talked, and how other people reacted, and then they just said that one day I could speak full sentences.
U hacked the system
@@daunknowncloud4464 yep
Well for me it took 6-7 years to speak properly
Edit:I had a speaking disorder
@@Envivity1 wow
@@Envivity1 sorry for u
2:20 kiss is haram in islam (only for you to know)
2:38 smoking is haram
3:01 losing virginity is also haram
3:07 alcohol is haram
I've not done any of them and I'm not even Muslim😂
I would never do that in my life
losing virginity isnt aram
"First Out of Country Trip at 15 years old average"
Me at 9 months old flying to Barcelona with my parents:
My first kiss was when I was nine..... Story time.
Ok, so... I don't live there anymore but when I was nine I lived at this apartment. I had recently moved there and I wanted to make friends. So, I went outside and just kinda sat on a curb, looking bored, while there were two kids my age playing around. It's what I did when I was too nervous to talk to kids myself, so I let them do it. Eventually they both came around and said hi, their name's were shyler and Bree. I hung out with them for a bit. Then, this kid a year older than me had apparently come out of his house. Shyler and Bree explained how they both hated Cameron, and that they were going inside, I was confused, and didn't think it could be that bad. I wanted to meet him anyway. So they went inside and camren walked up to me. We both introduced ourselves and talked for a moment. Then he asked me if I wanted to play pokemon. I enthusiasticly explained how much I loved pokemon and I would love to. We played for a while, and that's when this happened......
He sat down on the curb and just sighed. I asked what was wrong. Camren: "oh... I just will never have a girlfriend..... "
Me: "uhm.... Ok. (Literally wut I said I'm savage)
Him: "I just rlly want a girlfriend.... "
..... Then.... It got weird........
Him: "can I kiss u? "
100 likes for part 2 please I wanna be comment famous 😭
Bro is a savage for asking that
I’m sorry to break it to you but I think you’ve missed your chance to be comment famous, you posted this comment two months after the video came out which means most people would have being liking and commenting on that first week of the video being out. So, you. Could get to 100 but it’ll probably be a long time. 🙂
@@ferretferr5600 true
I don't think that counts as a "real" kiss, how old are you by now anyway?
@@fmjcoffical 12-- lol
2:13 Hate to break the news to you Jack..
1:16 POV: five year olds watching this 😂
First bf: 10
First kiss: 3
First trip:1
First time fall in love:3
First breakup : 5
Peak of unhappiness: 5 (after break up)
help what 2:02
Oh lol 🤣🤣 @@aldcchlobird_editss
How did you break up at 5 when you didn't have a bf till 10??
@@MclaisonIlsa that’s what i was thinking..
@@MclaisonIlsaDunno, maybe she's misunderstood and means her parents breaking up.
Fun fact:
When I was about 10-11 months old my dad put a controller down near the TV, long story short I tried to walk over and grab the controller, and succeeded, not only did I have my first steps at 11 months, but it was to an Xbox controller 👍
LOL 😂
u were showing signs of a true gamer before u were even 1
The first time I picked up a controller was when my dad took me home and told me all about GTA iv
idk when i first grabbed a controller, but it was around 1-13 months or 1-2 years..
HaHa awesome
I thought the title said “what age did you do it”…
Ayo
Ayo
Ayo
Ayo
Come on
I got married 17 years old
I have child
I'm a responsible adult
**Me watching a comparison video on my sofa after work**
2:11
"I'm still waiting on that" lol me to bro 😂
What an amazing life and an amazing comparison video, Jack
first but nice comment
Hi
First like
I agree
Jack sucks at life kai
Haven't laughed so hard at a video in a while!! The ending is just brilliant 🤣 peak happiness then your dead. And jack's laugh is awesome 👍🏼
You die while you’re laughing.
You're
@@petarvuksanovic8472 bruh that doesnt matter shut up let them be happy without an annoying grammar corrector
@@petarvuksanovic8472 you must be fun at parties
@DON'T I will…
My first word was " two big black oily men with two big planets, jupiter and saturn tweaking"
Laughing at your parents dying is crazzzyyyy
So you get married at 26 and move in with each other at 27?
The words "I love you" can be your first words 😂
they mean to a significant other
LOL!
I hate you 😂😂😂
When I was a baby, we had a dog named Ellie. She was amazing and loved children. My first word just so happened that I pointed at my dog, and just said “dog” and that was that.
Niceee
i dont remember my first word but interesting
My first word was "star"
@@theyluvtwoset.13 mine was "stop"
@@69bruh69bruh LOL
72 years is the average to die
the afton family: “i beg to differ”
Bruh my brother is almost ten years old and still believes in santa and I remember at five or six asking my mom if he was real and I said he wouldn’t be able to live that long 😂😂😂
Me : Which age did you die?
Him : 2 seconds ago when you started speaking
gonna be honest i don’t usually like the comparison videos as much as the other videos, but this one was interesting!
more interesting than the different hair whorls?!?!
They're all the same
@@ChadKingOfficial not really
How are they all the same?
@dont5305 bot
„First kiss - 14 years“
My mom who kissed me as a baby everyday:
That’s for kissing bf or gf
0:11 That's because we're not lizards, Jack.
When I was born, let me tell you, I was a savage. My first word was “shit”. I said it because I had seen some teen say it the other day. My parents still tell that story sometimes
My first word was "bye bye" I thought it was gonna be a basic mama or dasa
My first word was “fish”
Idk why, I’m allergic to fish 💀
my first word was the basic bottle
Mine was ... MORE
Mine was jimbo is on fire! i dont even know a jimbo
"Peak of hapiness oh but then you die" got me I LOVE YOUR LAUGH
Same
I wouldn’t count mama and dada as a first word because all babies say that from the start and it’s more of a name than a word
"Start puberty at 12 yr"
I HIT PUBERTY AT 9
FRR
@@jennieee_ml like I ain't no minor (I'm 12 rn)
@@alidirany6866 😭
5:49 RIP to everyone who heard this sound in headphones
Yep the comparison is right 😂
I love Jack's laugh. It's what makes him him.
@DON'T Stop Spamming
@@dazza028he’s not dummy
I’m gunna be in the NFL until I’m 64 years old!💀
"First phone: 10 years old"
Me at 5 years old: what?
2:52 I can imagine jack calling becky "editor becky" outside of videos
Say ‘I love you’ for the first time at 18.
BRO WTH WHAT ABOUT TO YOUR FAMILY? BRO.
Fr
For me romantically (THIS MORNING)
I started walking at 9 months. 😂
I never believed in Santa
The fact I never had an imaginary friend is 👁👄👁
I think I might have had one once - but I can’t really remember
@The RockyGamez Squad 🏳️🌈 yup never ever in my life
Same
Hey dw neither did I 😂
i dont think i had one either
The “HAH!” Athe end had me laughing!
THAT IS SO TRUE it made me laugh so hard lol
I’m 14 and can’t ride a bike- my parents teach me by taking only ONE training wheel off, putting me on a trail with lots of bumps and just saying “ride”.
I went to Germany when I was 5 months old and didn’t cry on the plane but I did sleep the entire flight
Hey Jack, Just wanted to let you know that Watchdata often uses false statistics or just straight up makes stuff up, and there are a few obvious examples of them straight up lying in their videos, also in the descriptions of most if not all their videos they credit their “source” which is just a dead link, and it’s the same link for every video
jack dont care he get money
WatchData knows a lot about History and its my favourite channel to watch History and Geography
didn't i have a conversation with you on another video?
@@octi4684 probably, I’ve stated my hate for watchdata multiple times in the past on reigarw’s videos
@@GoingToAFuneral ok, didn't knew you hated him that much
Jack be like: "Anticlockwise Hair Whorl was my first word"
"words" also not trying to ruin the joke
@@danilbananapeel2473 this isn't a spelling bee
Tbh I thought Santa was real when I was 8
Me not having imaginary friends because I have like 30 friends
Jack's peak of happiness is now because of how good the "comparison" videos do
well*
lets hope he doesnt die
Albert Einstein's first words were "soup is to hot"
*too
*too
I don't think I ever had an imaginary friend
2:13 "still waiting on mine"... nah dude you did not just say that
When I was a baby, I was watching SpongeBob with my parents and when it said “I can’t hear you” I was just like “IY IY CAPTAIN”
jacks first words were : I AM A RHOMBUS
My first word was cheese
And my imaginary friends were all 197 nations in the world.
when I had an imaginary friend and I told people not to sit cuz my friend "ash" was there, it was really because I didnt like people, not because I wanted to pretend to have a friend like the depressed child who doesnt have anyone
Jack’s gonna bring back comparison content into trending again!
Yessir
I’ve been watching jack for 6 years now, how have I never known he had a brother?
ikr
I've been watching him for 4 years and I've had no clue as well. Maybe he's never told us before
Hehe I have also watched for 6 ish years and knew it
secret brother
same!!
My first word was "Dada" and my first sentence was "I love you"
1:19 I’m still believing Santa Claus even I’m 13 now
I took my first step at 9 months, developed body insecurities at 8, started puberty when I was 9, then started my period at 11 and I'm 13 now
Jeez, are you a speedrunner?
@@isaacrandomrussell5630 you could say that
I developed insecurities at 8 started puberty when I was 8 first period at 9
I'm a speed runner
Ur lucky I developed body insecurities at 7 and a half (not that much away but anyway)
For me same except I started my period at 10
4:50 i thought he said skill issue lol
Well, I mean..... it's not like he doesn't have one............
Same 💀
Dude I’m 12 and I still believe in santa
that’s ok!
That’s tuff
“You get your period at 12 years old”
Me who got it at 9:
Taking all of these as guarantees instead of averages makes it way too funny
2:27 I went out of the country from Amsterdam to California when I was 3 months old
Cool
Same but 2 months and different country’s
3:10 rookie numbers in the Netherlands we’re drinking liquor at 13
Is it just me who got body insecurities before puberty 😭
No it's not😢
I lost my first tooth at the age of 3 and a half. My dad threw me over the couch as a fun game and his knee knocked it out.
I have a similar story so once when I was 5 me and my mom and dad I had a slice of pizza I had a second slice then I lost my tooth and I bit abit and then I took my tooth out and put it under my moms pillow and the tooth fairy came and gave me money
mine was from a slingshot when i was 4 :l
Some relations I have to this:
My first word was "car".
I started puberty at the age of 10 iirc (yeah back then I even had a deep voice, and some people thought I was older than I actually was).
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was 11 (yeah I've believed in him longer than I should've).
I got my first phone when I was 12 (I turned 13 a month after I got it though).
The known relatives I have that have passed died at the ages of 59, 63, and 73. I have two relatives that are still alive that are 76 and 79 (they'll be 77 and 80 later this year) and they don't seem to be suffering from any health issues.
Also IDK if I can relate anything else to this since I'm only 14 years old and this stuff hasn't been happening to me much (a few other things have but they're pretty self explanatory).
I mean you seem more mature than most 14 years olds. You're probably going to live a rewarding life.
santa is real wdym
@@darwinwatterson1-._ your parents probably haven't told you the truth yet or you're just pretending he's real lmfao, i mean he *was* real but nowadays people just pretend it
@@TrademarkLover64 wdym he was real
@@darwinwatterson1-._ in christain lore he was a friend of jesus, maybe i should put it in this way: he's a religious myth, he may have existed and he may not have, all we know is that rn he currently doesn't exist and we pretend we're him to live on the tradition
0:53 I didn’t learn that until around age 10.
The Queen was 96 when she died
Can You imagine these many likes
Jack literally has 53K likes and JUST 422 dislikes.
Jack is Legendary
u got the dislike count from where : O
@@akshlo879 There are many dislike counter, extensions on chrome web store lol
5:40 why does Jack like death so much, is there something we don’t know???
I believed that Santa Claus was real until 5 1/2
What age did you drink alcohol? Me: uhh 1.. years old-
Jack: "Still waiting for my first period"
Everyone: "???"
I’m the oldest of three, my younger brother (Adam) is the middle child and then I have a even younger brother called Owen, with me so far?
My first word was “Mummy”
Adam’s first word was “Daddy”
And guess what Owen’s first word was? “Blood”
He’s actually the most jolly person you will every meet though.
Very interesting.
I don't know if this was my brother's first word, but when he was younger he really liked saying "pumpernickel". Brothers are strange, very strange indeed.
@@minetimecake628 Quite
@DON'T okay, too pixelated for me to see anyways bot
Lol
@@thebiggestmaraudersfan I was eating when my grandma said Bonisima! And I was like:bonisima! In the 18 months language 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I stopped believing in Santa Claus in 9 lol
First sentence is in 10 year
My sister's first words were 'cobbob' and 'skew' meaning 'cobweb' and 'screw'. My mum used to play a game with her pointing out the cobwebs and screws in the house.
I thought you meant like kabob and skewers like the food 🤣
Bro the insecurities and my period started at 11, not proud to say it but touching myself did too, younger me was a savage and kissed a kid in kindergarten, out of country at about 8 or 7 (That I can remember) I fell in love several times before 16, first relationship was at 9-10 (First with my friend A, and then L, and then a polyamorous relationship with both) I say I love you a lot, break up at 9-10, I feel unhappiness all the time,
our entertainment when we were little was marrying each other on the playground
My first word was “mama”. Dad was disappointed.
“Starting period”
Jack: “Still waiting on mine”
Ayo wait you got something to tell us Jack?
When he got to the losing teeth at 6 bit, I was like, “I lost my first one at 4……..”….
i lost it at age 7. pretty late......................
i lost my first one at 8 years old...
I think I lost my first one at like way too old, like 9 or something, not even sure
I lost mine at 5 or something
I never had an imaginary friend.
My first word was “BubbleGuppies”