My Wife Caught Me (AI generated song)

This classic 1979 hit by Peter Jergen not only hit 27 on the charts, but may have been the inspiration for Jergens Lotion. In a statement he made in a local magazine where he is from about a lotion he was rumored to be developing he said "When I'm jerkin! I use Jergens! That's what's workin!" as he laughed and walked away from the journalist. This obscure vinyl is a top tier record for collectors and a must have in the collectors space.
Written by Professional Nobody
Lyrics
[Intro]
My wife is gone! Good opportunity to get a little action! Oh yeah baby! Just like...oh..damn!... Hi Honey!
[Chorus]
My wife caught me choking the chicken! (So phucking busted!)
I was spanking the monkey and (She was disgusted)
I'm not joking, I was going to town!
On my phucking johnson and my jaw hit the ground! (Your wife's home!)
[Bridge]
I turned my head around!
And saw my lady frown!
I pulled up my pants so fast!
But all I wanted to do was just finish the task! (Ow!)
[Verse]
My wife isn't supposed to be home for awhile.
I grabbed my dirty mags and I started to smile.
Pulled out my member Let's get started!
But first Let me try to find my target!
Miss January? Or Miss December?
Maybe miss March, or maybe miss November!
But I decided to go with miss June!
I started working my dic, and guess who walked in the room? (Shitt!)
[Chorus]
My wife caught me choking the chicken (So phucking busted!)
I was spanking the monkey and (She was disgusted)
I'm not joking I was going to town!
On my phucking johnson and my jaw hit the ground! (Your wife's home!)
[Bridge]
I turned my head around!
And saw my lady frown!
I pulled up my pants so fast!
But all I wanted to do was just finish the task! (Ow!)
[Outro]
Oh well... I guess I'm sleeping on the couch tonight! Which means Miss July here I come!
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Album artwork made by copilot designer (bing create)

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Dead internet theory

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Bud sounds like a chicken 😭😭😭

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This is hilarious!

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a pior música que eu ouvi na minha vida toda, pior que dance monkey😊