Professional Nobody
Professional Nobody
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My Balls Are Stuck To My Leg Again (AI generated song)
This 1971 classic hit 17 on the charts in July of that year. It was a hot humid summer and many men bought this album as all men have this problem from time to time. Dick Envalls (Dick and Balls) was seen pulling and yanking on his crotch assuming it was part of the act for the song performance. But when asked about it by news reporters as they slandered Dick for the visuals. He angrily replied to a woman reporter "Do you have a set of balls?
No, I don't think so! Peeling nuts is a must bitch! This is a fact!" and he stormed off the set. Collectors today remember the outburst and are glad to have a piece of Obscure Vinyl History.
Written by Professional Nobody
Lyrics
[Chorus]
My balls are stuc...
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Видео

The B***h Has Too Many Kids (AI generated song)
Просмотров 116День назад
Will Knottdewitt hit the jackpot when his hit "The B h has too many kids" hit 11 on the charts in 1977 which was a well needed income for him since he impregnated a woman with 8 kids. His being number 9. Collectors love this album do to the realism of the song. A copy of this album could fetch you a few thousand dollars due to it not being converted to cassette or CD. Written by Professional No...
Line Budger (AI generated song)
Просмотров 8514 дней назад
This awesome 1979 classic hit had Instrumentals reconstructed from the song for super markets to divert any line budging because the song became so popular. Moe Schitt became a super market hero in the 1980's appearing in advertisements. He coined the phrase "Line Budger! The Line is back there motha phucka!" Which makes this recording an iconic part of obscure vinyl history. It placed at numbe...
I'm Higher Than A Giraffe's Ass (AI generated song)
Просмотров 11514 дней назад
This 1957 classic hit 420 on the charts in the beginning of the year. Just kidding it was 42 but was a classic album for collectors who like to smoke marijuana. Wyatt when his mother brought him to the zoo when he was younger told his mother "The Giraffe butt was high!" His mother replied "Not as high as your Uncle." And that comparison stuck with wyatt until he made this recording. Written by ...
B***h Slapped (AI generated song)
Просмотров 33514 дней назад
July 4, 1976 was the 200 year anniversary of the United States signing the declaration of Independence. It was also the date of Jimmy the Pimp's debut album B h Slapped. Which didn't do so well on the charts as it came in at number 99. However some say this was one of the biggest bootlegged albums of all time which would not register sales of the album to be counted. Many underground albums hav...
F**k Your Pet! (AI generated song) featuring Donald Trump
Просмотров 26221 день назад
This is a bizarre album. Tubie Frank (To be frank) claimed to be a time traveler. In 1977 he told reporters he went to 2024 recorded audio from a presidential debate of Donald Trump saying immigrants were eating peoples pets. The song was dismissed as a hoax due to Donald Trump's voice at the time being much younger sounding. Conspiracy theory debunkers chalked it up to be a trump impersonator....
Beasts From Beyond (AI generated movie trailer)
Просмотров 31621 день назад
The year is 2099 and a group of astronauts from the Colombus 5 space craft are apart of the Atlantis missions which are to make it to the Andromeda Galaxy and explore it. This crew makes history by being the first team to actually make it to the system. Upon searching their first planet which seems to be desert like and dead like Mars, the team gets a wake up call as they discover they aren't a...
Bubble Butt (AI generated song)
Просмотров 138Месяц назад
1976 was the year of the Bubble Butt. Ben Dovervich of the Gold Fingers who brought us the classic "Digging for Nuggets" dropped this classic hit "Bubble Butt" off of his first solo album. He said the inspiration for the album was a bunch of big butt women at the beach who recognized him from his past music. He stated" They just came up to me and they all wanted me to grab their asses. After th...
Orgy At The Gym (AI generated song)
Просмотров 76Месяц назад
This 1970 classic hit number 69 on the charts when swinging began to become popular. Some meet ups ended up in many couples swinging with multiple couples which spiraled out of control and it began to get harder for meet ups due to too many people and not enough space. Some gym owners who were in on the fun would offer their gyms for these bigger orgy swinger parties. Justin Time was on record ...
F**k Harris And F**k Walz! (AI generated song)
Просмотров 136Месяц назад
A Diss track on Vice President and 2024 presidential candidate Kamala Harris and Governor and Vice presidential candidate Tim Walz. If you are easily butthurt do not listen. If you are a Karen or a snowflake, do not listen. Or listen I don't care. Just don't complain to me about it. You had a chance to skip it. All I'm saying. Written by Professional Nobody Made with suno.com Please, like, shar...
This Guy Is Dumber Than A Box Of Rocks (AI generated song)
Просмотров 164Месяц назад
This classic hit from 1974 hit number 32 on the charts right after Anita Gunn got fired from her job for flipping out on a co worker at a shipping and receiving warehouse.It's rumored that Anita wrote the song the day of the altercation in retaliation for the guy she flipped out on being the cause of her freak out. When asked by a local newspaper about it. Anita stated "I just wanted to do my j...
I'm Shaving My Pubes (AI generated song)
Просмотров 124Месяц назад
This 1962 classic hit 10 on the charts and popularized manscaping. Many women desired their men with shaven pubes after this song hit the hot 100. Sales of shaving razors and hair trimmers went to an all time high. Not too rare but collectors still love to have this one in their collection. Written by Professional Nobody Lyrics [Intro] A happy wife means a happy life! So I will do what I have t...
I Gotta Piss Like A Race Horse (AI generated song)
Просмотров 98Месяц назад
1975 was the year when gas stations started locking their bathrooms because of vandalism. But Willie Gowin protested with his song "I Gotta Piss Like A Race Horse!" and shed light on the inconvenience it causes people who really have urinate on the go! This classic hit number 1 on the charts in January for 1 week straight. This is a collectors dream to own this album. Written by Professional No...
Your Vagina Ain't Shit! (AI generated song)
Просмотров 238Месяц назад
This 1979 classic Your Vagina Ain't Shit! by Vijay J. Huebriss hit number 24 on the charts of July of that year. This song inspired works like the Vagina Monologues, and those little weird vagina hats seen worn at feminist events. Vajay was a very confident woman, some say a little too confident that her vagina was the best in the world. Written by Professional Nobody Lyrics [Chorus] (Your fa c...
De Niro and Biden vs. Carlson and Trump (AI Hip Hop Battle) hosted by Eminem
Просмотров 72Месяц назад
This is an AI hip hop political battle featuring Robert DeNiro and President Joe Biden vs.Tucker Carlson and President Trump. Beat was from Pro No Instrumentals generated by suno.com. All lyrics were generated with fakeyou.com. Animations were done with pikalabs. Other sound effects were from 101soundboards.com. Thanks for watching. Please Like, Share, and Subscribe thanks again.
Tampon Tim (A Tim Walz Song) AI generated
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Tampon Tim (A Tim Walz Song) AI generated
Hit It From The Back! (AI generated song)
Просмотров 175Месяц назад
Hit It From The Back! (AI generated song)
My Wife Caught Me (AI generated song)
Просмотров 1,9 тыс.Месяц назад
My Wife Caught Me (AI generated song)
You Can Just Take This Job And Shove It!
Просмотров 4042 месяца назад
You Can Just Take This Job And Shove It!
Microphone Killers × Ludacris and Eminem (AI song)
Просмотров 3292 месяца назад
Microphone Killers × Ludacris and Eminem (AI song)
Gimmie That Strap × Notorious B.I.G. and 2pac (AI song)
Просмотров 8892 месяца назад
Gimmie That Strap × Notorious B.I.G. and 2pac (AI song)
Pull Your Zipper Up (AI generated song)
Просмотров 1482 месяца назад
Pull Your Zipper Up (AI generated song)
I Pooped On The Poop Deck (Ai generated song)
Просмотров 1892 месяца назад
I Pooped On The Poop Deck (Ai generated song)
Cypher 2024 × Eminem (featuring Dr. Dre, Snoop, Jay-Z, 50 Cent, Biggie 2Pac, Ludacris, ODB (AI song)
Просмотров 2472 месяца назад
Cypher 2024 × Eminem (featuring Dr. Dre, Snoop, Jay-Z, 50 Cent, Biggie 2Pac, Ludacris, ODB (AI song)
I'm broke like a $2 hooker! (AI generated song)
Просмотров 3562 месяца назад
I'm broke like a $2 hooker! (AI generated song)
My Boobs Are Itchy! (AI generated song)
Просмотров 2142 месяца назад
My Boobs Are Itchy! (AI generated song)
I'm A Rockstar! (AI generated song)
Просмотров 1923 месяца назад
I'm A Rockstar! (AI generated song)
Sipping On Some Sassafras (AI generated song)
Просмотров 1073 месяца назад
Sipping On Some Sassafras (AI generated song)
MC Diss × I Just Want Some Beef (Eminem, Jay-Z, 50 Cent, Cardi B Diss track) [AI generated song]
Просмотров 4123 месяца назад
MC Diss × I Just Want Some Beef (Eminem, Jay-Z, 50 Cent, Cardi B Diss track) [AI generated song]
The Blue Balls Blues (AI generated song)
Просмотров 6013 месяца назад
The Blue Balls Blues (AI generated song)

Комментарии

  • @YOUTUBEfucku
    @YOUTUBEfucku 3 дня назад

    Me new theme song

  • @fbanda20
    @fbanda20 3 дня назад

    😂😂😂 Tampon Timmy

  • @kerneypeart
    @kerneypeart 3 дня назад

    BaaaaHaHaHa!!! 😂

  • @bigdEnergy666
    @bigdEnergy666 3 дня назад

    What ai program was used to create this? Every one I can find censors me.

    • @professionalnobody651
      @professionalnobody651 3 дня назад

      @@bigdEnergy666 suno.com. you might have to get creative and mis spell words on purpose. Like fuck, phuck, dick, dic, vagina, fa china, etc.

    • @bigdEnergy666
      @bigdEnergy666 3 дня назад

      @@professionalnobody651 dumb story, I heard your song being played on channel 19 cb radio and I looked it up. This is brilliant if a bit short on lyrics. I have used your brilliant insight and successfully made my concept come to life. Thankyou!

  • @MrThegamemasterlord
    @MrThegamemasterlord 5 дней назад

    Oh my god this happens to my ballsack and dick all the time

  • @lewis2553
    @lewis2553 6 дней назад

    It's not just that. These PERversions of the Bible have also changed Isaiah 14:28 & 29 to mislead people. Below is the correct meaning of those verses: In verse 28, Ahaz had died. In verse 29, he Ahaz was the ROD of Azariah, or a.k.a. Uzziah, his grandfather who had smitten the Philistines (2 Chronicles 26:6). Ahaz, the rod of Azariah did NOT strike the Philistines. His grandfather did. You have to read this from the true Bible, the KJV, to get the truth from it. Azariah was actually credited with doing right in the eyes of the LORD (2 Chronicles 26:4). His son Jotham was also a good king who followed his father's example (2 Chronicles 27:2) So, the serpent was Ahaz, and out of his root DID come a cockatrice, his grandson Manasseh and all the rest of the kings of Judah after him, with the exception of Josiah. Now, we don't know if Netanyahu is of that lineage, but he could very well be. We do know that none of the kings of Judah that came after Azariah ever produced the fiery flying serpent of Isaiah 14:29 against the Philistines. Judah was too weak by that time and had bigger problems. And Samaria (Israel) was too busy trying to make an alliance with Assyria against Judah and ended up fighting against Assyria and being conquered by them. But, now, it seems that the "fiery flying serpent" may have come into being in the Israeli air strikes on Gaza against the Palestinians, the descendants of the Philistines.

  • @tysonthegringo
    @tysonthegringo 6 дней назад

    At least I got to download it! Fantastic song, excellent beat, and lyrics to get you banned! I love it. Thanks for sharing!🏆🔥

  • @AnthonyBara-l5c
    @AnthonyBara-l5c 10 дней назад

    love it

  • @four4four636
    @four4four636 10 дней назад

    Thanks man for making this song for me

  • @nullvoid3990
    @nullvoid3990 11 дней назад

    trying to date in 2024 lol

  • @MewtwoStruckBack
    @MewtwoStruckBack 11 дней назад

    One kid is too many.

  • @the_guy_with_a_shitty_mic4175
    @the_guy_with_a_shitty_mic4175 16 дней назад

    holy fuck this is too good to be true

  • @jonnuanez7183
    @jonnuanez7183 18 дней назад

    More fun than Spin classes and Tabata...an orgy at the gym

  • @brocksemple6356
    @brocksemple6356 18 дней назад

    Thats hilarious

  • @AcidfartProductions
    @AcidfartProductions 18 дней назад

    Banger

  • @johnpastore7685
    @johnpastore7685 18 дней назад

    Play this at a manger meeting

  • @johnpastore7685
    @johnpastore7685 18 дней назад

    I sang this to my boss.

  • @jonnuanez7183
    @jonnuanez7183 18 дней назад

    Rick Beato needs to review these AI songs

  • @phil4986
    @phil4986 19 дней назад

    Smokey Robinson and the Truth Tellers

  • @DG-hw8it
    @DG-hw8it 19 дней назад

    👍♥️

  • @samkdaily3055
    @samkdaily3055 19 дней назад

    Never knew my ex had a theme song. Reminds me of Prom night 1963.

  • @Jukeboxcute
    @Jukeboxcute 21 день назад

    unbelievable. everything i wished i was. bravo

  • @Shaunthomasarchibaldwarren-i4g
    @Shaunthomasarchibaldwarren-i4g 21 день назад

    Is this a game yet?please

  • @comquat
    @comquat 23 дня назад

    this is the funniest thing i have ever seen

  • @kirishima638
    @kirishima638 24 дня назад

    This is just as awful as I hoped 😂

  • @cdevidal
    @cdevidal 24 дня назад

    Pretty unrealistic. Not one hand had eight fingers

  • @Faefaxi
    @Faefaxi 26 дней назад

    No

  • @GraysonCorcoran-h4p
    @GraysonCorcoran-h4p 26 дней назад

    Bud sounds like a chicken 😭😭😭

  • @djpetenice
    @djpetenice 27 дней назад

    An ode to my annoying paisa neighbors.

  • @evanallison3235
    @evanallison3235 Месяц назад

    I like this version better in all but one way. The other version has a much clearer distinction between the two speakers in the back and forth part. In fact it wasn’t until I heard the other version that I even realized is was supposed to be dialogue and not a monologue

  • @professionalnobody651
    @professionalnobody651 Месяц назад

    My comments are being censored on other videos. Pretty sure I'm being shadow banned again

  • @professionalnobody651
    @professionalnobody651 Месяц назад

    I keep watching my views go up and down! Wtf is going on?

  • @professionalnobody651
    @professionalnobody651 Месяц назад

    Pretty sure youtube is manipulating my view count. I just watched it in real time go from 29 to 24 views then went back up to 27 then back to 24. Weird

  • @stevemiller2929
    @stevemiller2929 Месяц назад

    Tampons Tim Kamala good job sale Tampons boys bathroom

  • @239Loki
    @239Loki Месяц назад

    so proud to be Number 777 for your subscribers

  • @239Loki
    @239Loki Месяц назад

    Wack Job - Eminem Diss... ruclips.net/video/O_PdVXaHew0/видео.htmlsi=_6beRoeL7lgIu8Fw

  • @Jeff-s4n
    @Jeff-s4n Месяц назад

    Got my wings white boy did 69

  • @MichaelBone-hj7sr
    @MichaelBone-hj7sr Месяц назад

    Damn Straight, I've a Long List of irredeemable F*ck Heads I Need to send THIS Tune TO, along With the B Side justbto Ram Home the Point. "Everyone is a C*nt except Me" .......................... Damn Straight

  • @danleach8266
    @danleach8266 Месяц назад

    In all seriousness, I really think that these AI parody songs work perfectly with Motown. "I glued my balls to my butthole again" is still the best out there but this song is capturing the same essence. Plus, you get extra credit special bonus points for posting the lyrics in the information. Well done good sir!

  • @dennisgilcrease1719
    @dennisgilcrease1719 Месяц назад

    😂

  • @danleach8266
    @danleach8266 Месяц назад

    This is hilarious!

  • @killuathebabystomper6786
    @killuathebabystomper6786 Месяц назад

    Dead internet theory

  • @stevemiller2929
    @stevemiller2929 Месяц назад

    Tampons Tim sale Tampons American people

  • @Brokengold2
    @Brokengold2 Месяц назад

    This is so ass 😭😭😭

  • @dannyb2783
    @dannyb2783 Месяц назад

    "I guess you guys aren't ready for this, but your kids are gonna love it."

  • @akumaking1
    @akumaking1 Месяц назад

    Timmy Tampon is worse than a bad joke

  • @benyaakov6453
    @benyaakov6453 Месяц назад

    I think that you should rename this the Balad of Tampon Tim

  • @four4four636
    @four4four636 Месяц назад

    Went to the bathroom and the fucker was locked (FUCK)

  • @aaaaaaaa12225
    @aaaaaaaa12225 Месяц назад

    lol why the fuck did this just get reccomended to me