I literally have been waiting for this, I just knew you were going to have a field day with that “lingerie” that never was lol. Let me start watching 😂
JAZZZZZ you was ON ONE in this video! The wardrobe change to the giant night shirt put me on the FLOOR but the impersonations of Ikeche and Emem took me out. I'm yelling!
We missed Madison coming back from honeymoon/telling Allen he is out of shape and dresses funny then immediately going to the club for hours. She does not like that man.
The way they showed it was like, Allen telling us he lost one of his friends in death and then she tells him he needs to go to the gym and look better for her😐
When Thomas stopped Camille so he could put the flowers down I said to myself… “He still ain’t gonna get none.” 😂😂😂 and I was right!!! I get it. It’s the last night maybe he wanted to do something nice and that was it. 🫤 okay. He was waiting for her to come out in that bra. Camille should’ve never brought it up. Cause then she had to explain why she never brought it out. 🙄
you are so funny, but I too wish she had never brought it up because if she would have just said I wanna look cute and feel cute on my honeymoon, but that doesn't mean it's gonna lead to intimacy… He could've enjoyed the show but just know that he wasn't gonna get none
You look as fresh as a daisy. You are radiant. You and "Married10years" are my favorite reviewers. I look forward to your reviews so much. Madison & Michelle: mean girls
I personally think Ikechi is fighting with his sexuality..he only ask questions just so she can ask him the same question in return and then he can say what he wants to say and he ain’t fooling me . He never ask her questions to genuinely get to know her . It’s all about him . And for him to say that he’s going to be busy is him setting up the scene for how things will Be when they get to Chicago … he will be out mentoring his “male students “
i think kochi i self absorbed and self centered but that don't mean he gay lol i think he came on the show for one reason... himself!! exposure & music or something 😂
Nope, they're both so happy to get these "hot blonde" chicks they will stick with it until they get kicked to the curb. 😂😂 Well David might hit his limit soon.
I just subscribed... you are hella funny!!! The things you talk about are exactly what I think of when I watch the show. And omg I love the inner voice, roflmao!! 😂🤣😂🤣 Thank you!
I was in the shower listening to your video and when you said ole boy looked like Doug I had a thought bubble with Doug's pic came to my mind and I was like he sho do look like Doug lol 😆 😅 😂
I hollered at the Meg reference. I watched her doc and she had on boot shorts the while time. Sad and depressed taking meetings at Roc Nation with crop tops and daisy dukes😂
Karen was the same way with Miles. She constantly said things about him and said he is feminine. One of the therapists had to set her straight and got her all the way together.
Michelle wanted a lightskin black man that would put her on a pedestal with an over accommodating black family that makes her feel special. I can’t be the only one that sees it lol. “Mejorar la raz” Hispanics don’t usually consider themselves black. To me he’s native or white he hasn’t said he’s black once. Camille is on camera she’s reserved. Plus, Thomas doesn’t seem like a man that would appreciate an overly sexual woman as a partner. Camille and Thomas will be fine. Camille is probably just use to dating mono racial black men. Thomas is a light biracial too so she’s not getting the “special” treatment. Camille has probably never needed to “act” sexy or even act interested because the men that go for her already fetishize her because she exists lol. It’s a thing, the “your so pretty, curly hair, lightskin” fetish black man vibe is real. It will take a few months to adjust if she’s serious. Then, she’ll drop the guard and be fine. Michelle and Camille have probably dated the same guys. Emem is a catch. She is charming, quirky, smart and pretty which is already sexy and extremely appealing to a lot of men. She is only the homie to men that never wanted her to start with. She’s going to find her man off this show give it a year.
@ I’m from the crib and used to work in his area of town I might know his people let me find out LOL but on the real his area of the city it’s not many of as over there it’s mostly Hispanic.
It's always interesting to see how people don't like the reaction but they don't mind the action that started everything to begin with. You're giving him the benefit of the doubt for his action, but there is no grace for her reaction 🤔 People want to be able to do whatever they want to do to you, yet want you do nothing. Take the high road, just talk to him, etc. We're all different and I think sometimes people need to see how they made you feel. I definitely believe in fairness and justice ⚖️ And maybe next time Colombian Ken will pack better.
How does Carla have friends? Mine would have told me to tell him what was wrong. Also, 30 mins to decompress??? If they have kids, that's going to go way down to 0. For the first two years, I couldn't go to the bathroom in peace.
These honeymoon outfits... ugh Camille why the tshirt? I'm with you Jasmine I would wear silk lingerie just to be cute.😮 ain't nothin wrong with Thomas.
Jaz - after Camille came in and saw the petals, she couldn’t just give the man a nice long kiss? I mean he tried right? Also, when they got to the apartment and when into the bathtub (WITH SHOES ON…yuck!), he tried to be playful and she just brushed him off. She has to try!
I literally have been waiting for this, I just knew you were going to have a field day with that “lingerie” that never was lol. Let me start watching 😂
The lingerie that never was… 😂😂😂
I knew it too! She been ragging Camille about that phantom lingerie for weeks!😂
Madison could give AF about Allen's friend dying. She was like, "I need you to know that you ugly and yo mama to."
LMAOOO fr tho!!! i was like omg he is grieving!!
It was like she was just waiting to say it. So whatever he said before that, she didn't even hear it.
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Damn!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I just had to pause and scream at "who's your regular type? Offset?" SCREAMING
😂😂😂
Fr! Cuz she’s a total blerd! I’m like girl plssss😅😅😅
Me too!!! Was crying! 😂😂😂
😂😂😂💀💀
JAZZZZZ you was ON ONE in this video! The wardrobe change to the giant night shirt put me on the FLOOR but the impersonations of Ikeche and Emem took me out. I'm yelling!
😂😂😂 i'm not even gonna lie. The nightgown took ME OUT
Hilarious. When Emem sucked on that stick and that fool told her to hit the lights!! Man, I would have kicked him off the bed (accidentally).
Ikechi needs to understand comparison is the thief of all joy. He will keep comparing and never be satisfied.
this!!!!!!!
Jazmyn every episode: WHERE’S THE SEX APPEAL??
Camille: 🧍🏽♀️
First time viewer here,. This randomly came up on my feed. You're hilarious and spot on!! now i want to binge watch you.
Your commentary on Camille and Thomas has me ROTF!! 🤣🤣🤣
The grace is because she’s his blonde queen. I have a feeling if they hooked him up with an Emem we’d see a whole different man.
well emem is not what he asked for so he'd probably be the mean one lol
A whole different man indeed!
He wouldn't hold his tongue the way he is doing now regardless if the cameras are om or not
I had this very thought when people started pitying David last week. He might not have been so patient if she wasn't his preference.
David is not black… so why does it matter? Stop it. Racially ambiguous man asked to a white woman…
Doug is hilarious and spot on
right!!
He's definitely giving Doug. lol
Fought Funny!
Yes 😂😂 and Madison is looking for Prince Charming (well-dressed with a six pack).
Hey Jazmyn. I just wanted to thank you for this video. I’ve been feeling down, but this video made me laugh so much. Thank you!
you just made my night!!! thank you for being here!! 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾
you just made my night!!! thank you for being here!! 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾
You hit the nail on the head every single time! This indeed cannot be freeeeee
hahahaha thanks for watching!
We missed Madison coming back from honeymoon/telling Allen he is out of shape and dresses funny then immediately going to the club for hours. She does not like that man.
at alllllllll she couldn't wait to get home 😂😂😂
The way they showed it was like, Allen telling us he lost one of his friends in death and then she tells him he needs to go to the gym and look better for her😐
@@ecclairmayo4153right I was like damn she cold blooded! But I think he seems nice and genuine. I feel bad for him 😩
Your MAFS recaps have always been funny, but this season has been next level hilarious! Keep them coming👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽!
thank you so much for this comment. This really means a lot to me because I am getting more close to my most authentic self.
@@JazmynjwI love that! I’m on that journey as well, thank you for the inspiration!
35:54 LMAO!!!!!! You right! Camille ain’t do none of that. 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Your inner voice hyping you up salsa dancing about sent me to the moon 😂😂
I did not want this to end lmfao
😂😂😂🫶🏾
I’m On theeeeee floor immediately!!! 😂😂😂 I thought of you as soon as I seen the scene between Camille and her guy
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Madison is beautiful, but she needs to watch it bc in certain angles, she also looks a little like a pretty monster - like the lady Shrek.
i need you to stop LMAOOO
OMG!!! My friend said that EXACT same thing. When she had those two ponytail braids she looked like the lady Shrek! 😂
😂😂
Beautiful ..nahhhh
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Whaaaaat???🤭🤭🤭Bahahaha!!!
Spot on.
When Thomas stopped Camille so he could put the flowers down I said to myself… “He still ain’t gonna get none.” 😂😂😂 and I was right!!!
I get it. It’s the last night maybe he wanted to do something nice and that was it. 🫤 okay. He was waiting for her to come out in that bra.
Camille should’ve never brought it up. Cause then she had to explain why she never brought it out. 🙄
you are so funny, but I too wish she had never brought it up because if she would have just said I wanna look cute and feel cute on my honeymoon, but that doesn't mean it's gonna lead to intimacy… He could've enjoyed the show but just know that he wasn't gonna get none
You better dance Jazmyn! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂😂💃🏾
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This review was a 10/10!! You didn't miss a beat on any of the contestants! Hilarious!
auyyeeeeee thank you for watching
You look as fresh as a daisy. You are radiant. You and "Married10years" are my favorite reviewers. I look forward to your reviews so much.
Madison & Michelle: mean girls
omg thank you so much!! i need to check out married ten yrs! lol
Doug is CRAZY Jazmyn! lmfaoooo
but is it correct?? 😂😂
Girl you are cracking me up tonite lol 😂😂😂
🤪🤪😂😂😂
Camille looking for Pookey ‘n them. ‘Gotta get a ruff neck’ - big up MC Lyte
Yup she has a nice way to say she want a thug
I personally think Ikechi is fighting with his sexuality..he only ask questions just so she can ask him the same question in return and then he can say what he wants to say and he ain’t fooling me . He never ask her questions to genuinely get to know her . It’s all about him . And for him to say that he’s going to be busy is him setting up the scene for how things will
Be when they get to Chicago … he will be out mentoring his “male students “
i think kochi i self absorbed and self centered but that don't mean he gay lol i think he came on the show for one reason... himself!! exposure & music or something 😂
As someone from Atlanta, I can say he definitely comes off like one of these scammer bisexual/DL guys that just want to be on TV
Definitely at LEAST bisexual 😅
LMAOOO the beginning.
😂😂😂
Thomas and Camille crack me up🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“You stiff too!!!!”
I’m cryinggggggggggggggg
Your recaps are hilarious and spot on!!! Thank you.
Glad you think so!🫶🏾🫶🏾
Hopefully Allen and David will put an end to the shenanigans and embarrassment and make next week their decision day.
they won't!! 😂😂
Nope, they're both so happy to get these "hot blonde" chicks they will stick with it until they get kicked to the curb. 😂😂 Well David might hit his limit soon.
Madison prepping her points for decision day - remember when I said I wanted someone who dresses better, goes to the gym..
i'm deasddddddd you right
Whole ep had me crying! 🤣 Thanks for the review!
thank you for watching!!
8:00 "WE?!" Sent me. I'm screaminggggg!!!
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I just subscribed... you are hella funny!!! The things you talk about are exactly what I think of when I watch the show. And omg I love the inner voice, roflmao!! 😂🤣😂🤣 Thank you!
welcome!!! thank you so much!!!
You proceeding the review in the “Best Mom” Ross pj set😭 poor Thomas
You are so right! Allen absolutely looks exactly like Doug!!!!🤣😂🤣
lmaooo
You give me such joy - dying. 🤣🤣🤣
i'm so glad!!!🫶🏾🫶🏾
I was in the shower listening to your video and when you said ole boy looked like Doug I had a thought bubble with Doug's pic came to my mind and I was like he sho do look like Doug lol 😆 😅 😂
The nightgown part 😩😂😂😂😩😂😂😂
He does does look like Doug😊
This review had me cracking up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 made me want to actually watch the show 😅😂❤
hahahhahah
I’m CACKLING at your impersonation of Thomas’ reaction when Camille came out in that nightgown 🤣🤣 so true!
LMAOOO
David should have said oh well, grandfathers die everyday B...😂😂
I enjoyed your review ❤❤
thank you for watching!!
I agree Michelle could mess him up for real. David should be careful.
it's true!!
Not Doug 😂😂😂
Gurl, you so crazy🤣🤣
😂😂🤪🤪🤪
I kinda feel for David, but... he asked for that.
right!! i feel the same
Absolutely! I married a guy because he was “nice”…we are now divorced! Nice isn’t enough!
oopppp
Exactly. Can't nobody sleep with just "nice". Can't pay bills either in "nice". I don't know how "nice" became the standard for men.
6:41 🗣️ All if this!
lol
I knewwwwww Karla was a Pisces ! 😂😂 I tried looking up her birthday a while back because I see myself in her so much lmao ♓️♓️♓️♓️
same!!!!! we some spiritual ass ppl but dramatic AF 😂😂😂
“BLeaCH” Jazzzz!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Looking so pretty
awww thank u!!
@@JazmynjwYou're welcome! 😊🌹
They should have matched the nurse practitioner/manager with Thomas or Allen
thomas and her may have been interesting!
Doug 😂😂😂😂
Love the Adam Sandler comparison ❤
Not 60 seconds to call a man baby 😂😂😂
Hilarious as usual !!
Excellent show Jaz! Funny asf fr😂😂😂
Thanks 💯
So funny!...Camille is too much of a tomboy for Thomas and wint be able to hold his attraction i think he should say No in the end 😂
😂😂😂 move them hips .. girl 😂😂😂
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“You’re no Monique. No Whitney Houston.” is crazy lmaooo 😂😂
LMAOOOO i was thinking of BW with good personalities LMAO
The honey pack scene was soooooo cringe! 🫠
right!!????? bc what??
The house dress 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Karla got the 30 minute rule from Carrie and Aiden on SATC LOL
i need to google this 😂
I hollered at the Meg reference. I watched her doc and she had on boot shorts the while time. Sad and depressed taking meetings at Roc Nation with crop tops and daisy dukes😂
I only use one hand to put in my contacts. Idk who does that. Lol
Hurry up 😂 Your voice over kills me
😂😂😂
I came here for the mafs review, but got to say, you’re incredibly gorgeous.
omg thank you!!!
Jazz if he got to use honey pack I don't want him 🤦🏽♀️😂😂
i still need to google what that does lmao
Hey good review I'm so ready for decision day 😂 I'm tired of Madison and Michelle
y'all be ready for a decision so fast 😂😂
Your Thomas impression is so reminiscent of Fire Marshall Bill from In Living Color!😂😂😂 But am I the only one seeing Russell Wilson in him?
😂😂😂 in Living Color has inspired my comedy so much! 🥹🥹🥹
You reading me down girl😂😂😂
i put my contacts in like thomas 😳 lmao
The “type sh*t” comment took me OUT, bc I would like to know what light skinned Black man she dated in the past??? 🤔
😂😂😂😂 me too!!!!
Hello Jazmyn! I am here for the rest of the tea! 🍵 Thank you!
Hope you laugh but don't burn yourself!!! 😂😂😂
@@Jazmynjw😂😂😂 Noted, 100% to laughing and no burning
Karen was the same way with Miles. She constantly said things about him and said he is feminine. One of the therapists had to set her straight and got her all the way together.
It's so backwards they consider a man being romantic as soft!!
This was a great video for me to watch to get me introduced to this crazy bish lol I loved this
Jazmyn, you do look good Gurl! Pls share your facial skincare products, if you’d be so kind. 🙏🏾❤
ok ok i already recorded my current night routine actually i just gotta post 🥴😂
Id lovd to go toDavid's house and eat a home cooked Puerto Rican dinner by his mom!
slide into his DM's! 😂
Thsts how they teach you to put contacts in
#TeamAllen 😊
Yeah…I’m a Pisces too 🤣. Karla being a Pisces makes sense lol. I wonder what the other cast members signs are.
So we got Doug and Wanda now? 🤣🤣🤣
yes! lmao
Lol I was like that when I was young too. Lol
like what? lol
I think they chose Ikechi so he would stop follow the show around. Emem is friend zoned forever.
Michelle wanted a lightskin black man that would put her on a pedestal with an over accommodating black family that makes her feel special. I can’t be the only one that sees it lol. “Mejorar la raz” Hispanics don’t usually consider themselves black. To me he’s native or white he hasn’t said he’s black once.
Camille is on camera she’s reserved. Plus, Thomas doesn’t seem like a man that would appreciate an overly sexual woman as a partner. Camille and Thomas will be fine. Camille is probably just use to dating mono racial black men. Thomas is a light biracial too so she’s not getting the “special” treatment. Camille has probably never needed to “act” sexy or even act interested because the men that go for her already fetishize her because she exists lol. It’s a thing, the “your so pretty, curly hair, lightskin” fetish black man vibe is real. It will take a few months to adjust if she’s serious. Then, she’ll drop the guard and be fine. Michelle and Camille have probably dated the same guys.
Emem is a catch. She is charming, quirky, smart and pretty which is already sexy and extremely appealing to a lot of men. She is only the homie to men that never wanted her to start with. She’s going to find her man off this show give it a year.
You are my TD Jakes. 🙂↕️
I mean the jury is still out on if David is black
😂😂😂 if i saw him on the street i'd think he was
@ SMDH LMMFAO🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ I’m from the crib and used to work in his area of town I might know his people let me find out LOL but on the real his area of the city it’s not many of as over there it’s mostly Hispanic.
He is close enough to what she described
It's always interesting to see how people don't like the reaction but they don't mind the action that started everything to begin with.
You're giving him the benefit of the doubt for his action, but there is no grace for her reaction 🤔
People want to be able to do whatever they want to do to you, yet want you do nothing. Take the high road, just talk to him, etc.
We're all different and I think sometimes people need to see how they made you feel.
I definitely believe in fairness and justice ⚖️
And maybe next time Colombian Ken will pack better.
The thing about Michelle is she grew up as PWT and has “come up” and now thinks she’s better than David 🙄
Why I thought you meant Doug from season 1 🤣? I kinda get the same energy except Madison is not Jamie so she will not get over his looks
noooo the cartoon!! 😂😂
Your dad is right.
about what? I never said.
@ You right. You did not say that your dad called her a bleached blonde bad build butch body. But if he did say that, he is right.🤣
How does Carla have friends? Mine would have told me to tell him what was wrong. Also, 30 mins to decompress??? If they have kids, that's going to go way down to 0. For the first two years, I couldn't go to the bathroom in peace.
5:01 😂😂😂😂
These honeymoon outfits... ugh Camille why the tshirt? I'm with you Jasmine I would wear silk lingerie just to be cute.😮 ain't nothin wrong with Thomas.
ain't nothing wrong with thomas is exactly what my my family would say 😂😂
Jaz - after Camille came in and saw the petals, she couldn’t just give the man a nice long kiss? I mean he tried right? Also, when they got to the apartment and when into the bathtub (WITH SHOES ON…yuck!), he tried to be playful and she just brushed him off. She has to try!
Allen got some money, I didn't think he would want Ross Dress for less. His outfits hit harder than hers
he got personal style!! 😂😂😂
@Jazmynjw Carla ne putting that shit on. Her outfits are Rat and Boa
Why does the voice over sound like your mom😊😂😂
bc i'm getting older 😂😂
I’ve been waiting for a response 😅
😂😂😂