Don't know why, but was really excited to hear the full lyrics from the comment on the other video "Take a sip, from the Baja blast, just before you die, it's the last time you will"
Make his fight on the grill in the early day Constant chalupa deep inside Shouting gun, on they run through the enchilada On they fight, are they right, yes, by who's to say? For a Gordita men would kill, why? They do not know Stiffened wounds test their (nacho) Fries! Men of five, still alive through the stomach glow Gone insane from the pain that they surely know For whom the taco bell tolls Diarrhea marches on (For whom the taco bell tolls) Take a look to the taco just before you die It is the last time you will Blackened roar massive roar fills the crumbling toilet Shattered stool fills his soul with a ruthless cry Stranger now, are his eyes, to this Baja blast He hears the farts so loud! Crack of dawn, all is gone except the will to be Now they see what will be, quesadillas to see For whom the taco bell tolls Diarrhea marches on (For whom the taco bell tolls)
So ig the youtube algorithm can't differentiate this from a real metalica song, so now it's shown up within the auto generated metalica playlist I was listening to 😂
What the poorly paid teenagers working at Taco Bell hear when me and my friends roll up. (after various incidents of tomfoolery, us boys are famished, thus we will ordering and devouring the whole menu tenfold)
This parody is so fitting because during 2020 I was commuting for work, about an hour drive, worked 10 hour shifts and got out of work at 1 am. So leaving work I’d be starving the only place open was Taco Bell and to stay awake I’d blast the entire Ride The Lightening Album. Certainly don’t miss that but this was fantastic 😂
Chipotle: "Oh boy, a new restaurant slot is open in this location, and I heard that the town hall wants a Mexican place, things are looking up 😊" The Dubious Baja Drive Through:
www.mediafire.com/file/j5mbixdhkrvl2pr/For_Whom_The_Taco_Bell_Tolls_%2528Instrumental%2529.wav/file Here is an instrumental file for anybody who would like to add their own vocals. Please share your videos in the replies!
The music that plays when the Taco Bell employee comes to kick my ass (I ordered 300 crunch wrap supreme all their nacho fries and their supply of Baja blast)
This version is for the readers who have have charged headlong into the 'Dipper Goes To Taco Bell' fanfiction. (honestly, not the worst thing I've read, but I've read lost of overly gory Creepypastas before. It's the OTHER subject matter I'd look out for. Or maybe the horror hasn't washed over me enough yet....Dead Dove.)
"Take a look to the sky just before you die. It's the last time you will! Crack of butt, breaking gut plugs the toilet drain. TP gone. Sing the song of a fiery pain."
the song the cook hears crafting the most diarrhea inducing tacos i have had in the forge burnt by the fires of Olympia with lumber from the forests of midgard! pretty metal if you ask me.
PARODY LYRICS VERSION HERE!
ruclips.net/video/-w3G4B2fy98/видео.htmlfeature=shared
The legend is back
The music the cook hears when I order the whole menu 5 times
literal boss fight music
So how was your Taco Bell bathroom experience?
we did that once
whole staff was pissed
I saw your comment on ifunny
I’ve just made the unwise decision of eating a whole Taco Bell meal and then exercising. I thought I’d spend my last mortal minutes in a fitting way.
Take a look to the sky just before you die
It’s been three weeks since they posted this, maybe we should check in on them?
@@nicholaspeters9919 nah he's defo dead
bahaha, a "fitting" way
@@koichihirose4400 it's the last time he will.
That would be a kick ass commercial for Taco Bell
That would get my attention
If they can hire a SFM RUclipsr to make a commercial then they can sure as hell hire this guy
Holy shit yes
Better then that stupid "have it your way" ad
I'm down to the bassist in the comercial! Who's singing?
Don't know why, but was really excited to hear the full lyrics from the comment on the other video "Take a sip, from the Baja blast, just before you die, it's the last time you will"
I was tempted to find a vocalist who could sing those lyrics. If someone here can do that I'll send the instrumental out so they can upload a cover.
@@puupuupoo not gonna lie, I'd do it if I had the slightest clue of how to actually do it. Because those lyrics would be hilarious for it
@@puupuupoo let's just pay James Hetfield to do it
@@puupuupoo You should get with Blake Arendell. He does a spot-on impression of 80s James.
@@puupuupoo You can attempt it with some morning voice and it would sound about right. 😏
1950's: I bet we'll have flying cars in the future!
2022:
This is even better
China may be destroying the planet but at least funny meme song
They had flying cars in the 50's. They called them Hueys
2022: Self-driving cars that burst into flames.
@@skyirwin1445 Now that sounds metal af
As a Taco Bell line cook of 2 years, this is what I hear when the 7pm Friday night rush hits and I'm understaffed
*We thank you for your service!* _(customer? food? both?!)_
🌮🔔
O7
When 3 people order party boxes in a row
as a taco bell service champion i agree with this
I feel your pain
As a Taco Bell cashier/order taker of a few months, I feel this. Probably not as much as line people though, I haven't done that yet
1: Fade to Domino's
2: Master of Popeyes
3 Hardee's, wired to self destruct
4: Enter Subway
Enter Subway, Hardees-wired to Self Destruct
We crave more on the list.
Burger King Nothing
St. Arby’s.
I think Creeping Dominos works better than Fade to Dominos
What the Taco Bell manager hears when I come out of my car (he knows damm well I’m going to eat the cashier
If he gets my order wrong agian)
Again?
Lmao what
it's molin' time!
I missed the "if he gets my order wrong again" and thought you were pulling up with the sole intention to eat the cashier.
@@shadowflash0 The unlisted menu item, the cashier🗿
why does this actually sound good
I mean it's basically the same song which Already sounded good but with the taco bell bong instead
It’s just for whom the bells tolls with a more recognizable bell so it makes sense
Yeah I don't hate it
It's the original song just with the taco bell gong instead of the original clocktower Bell... Other than that nothing is different
Because it’s pretty much still the same thing as the original
Here’s a fun fact, the drums aren’t actually drums, it’s Lars biting into a Doritos Loco’s Taco.
The way I just cackled 😆😆😆
Nah its lars taking a fat shart after…”tolling the (taco) bell”
Make his fight on the grill in the early day
Constant chalupa deep inside
Shouting gun, on they run through the enchilada
On they fight, are they right, yes, by who's to say?
For a Gordita men would kill, why? They do not know
Stiffened wounds test their (nacho) Fries!
Men of five, still alive through the stomach glow
Gone insane from the pain that they surely know
For whom the taco bell tolls
Diarrhea marches on
(For whom the taco bell tolls)
Take a look to the taco just before you die
It is the last time you will
Blackened roar massive roar fills the crumbling toilet
Shattered stool fills his soul with a ruthless cry
Stranger now, are his eyes, to this Baja blast
He hears the farts so loud!
Crack of dawn, all is gone except the will to be
Now they see what will be, quesadillas to see
For whom the taco bell tolls
Diarrhea marches on
(For whom the taco bell tolls)
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
None of those words are in -the Bible- Ernest Hemmingway's 1940 classic, For Whom the Bell Tolls
@@megarigged well he's a nerd anyway
this is by far the best comment i have ever seen on youtube
YEESSSS SOMEONE VOICE IT NOW
I’m high as a mf rn and I just discovered this heavenly symphony
Enjoy the ride legend
bro same
weed uniting us all on this video lmao
"for whooom the fucking taco bell tollzzzz"
-James Hetfield (live shit 1989)
Lars points at the camera and goes “DO YOU SEE THAT?!!” While the entire crowd is a massive moshpit, that’s right I said THE ENTIRE CROWD!!
@@goldenwolf8081 yep, really cool moment, remember the first time i watched live shit, that moment was mind blowing, it looked so wild!
If you think about it, if you didn’t know what the Taco Bell bell was, you’d think this was a perfectly normal Metallica song 😂
So ig the youtube algorithm can't differentiate this from a real metalica song, so now it's shown up within the auto generated metalica playlist I was listening to 😂
next time I go to Taco Bell I’m just gonna play this in its entirety through my car’s speakers and then drive off
Absolutely legendary
As an actual taco bell worker, this plays 5 min before closing up at 3 am signaling that a line of the drive thru cars came through.
There’s always at least fucking 3 that come through in the minutes before closing
ive never heard the original so listening to this is probably a terrible choice if i ever choose to get into metallica someday.
Personal recommendation, listen to And Justice For All!
@@puupuupoo thank you!
everything after St. Anger is mid so jus stick with the first 3-4 albums tbh
@@DRGEngineer got it
@@pyneet don't listen, all Metallica albums are good.
You need to do one for Hell’s Bells now
Hardee’s Bells
Taco Hells
Taco's Bells
Hell’s Tacos
Hell's Bowels
Taco Bell customer to the toilet: Take a look to the sky right before you die... IT'S THE LAST TIME YOU WILL!
"look up my ass before you die"
Didn't see anyone talking about this but it sounds like the bass was raised in the mix. Love it.
Love Cliff's playing on this one 🤘🤘🤘
My dad suggested you do this to Hell's Bells by ACDC, maybe call it Hell's Taco Bells
Or Bells of Taco Hell
@@DieselRogers2008 also a really good one
Taco Hell's
Taco hell's bells
Los Tacos Malos.
0:59 they're all headbanging in the kitchen
The Taco Bell crew five minutes to close as the Drive-Thru orders 4 Party Packs, 10 chicken quesadillas and 20 Doritos Locos Tacos:
What the poorly paid teenagers working at Taco Bell hear when me and my friends roll up. (after various incidents of tomfoolery, us boys are famished, thus we will ordering and devouring the whole menu tenfold)
I'm mad that the Taco Bell ring sounds legitimately good.
Its strange. I never really got into metal but man this song is straight up fire.
correction: metal, not rock, metal
@@entity_of_the_cosmos thank you
@@entity_of_the_cosmos Oh right, sorry. Keep forgetting Metal and Death Metal are different things.
Don't you mean ... fire *sauce*...???!!!
Metallica has always been an awesome band. I hope you’ll look further into their discography \m/
This song captures the dread the toilets feel when their hear their homeowner arrive with a Taco Bell bag in hand...
This is what plays when I fill 2 5 gallon jugs with Baja blast from the soda machine (they can't stop me because I ordered 2 sodas)
using the taco bell... bell, as a... bell, works surprisingly. . .
well.
@@boinkboinky2074 Interesting fact is that the original bell in the song came from striking an anvil, who would’ve thought?
Me ordering 60 chalupas when I know they can only drop 6 into the fryer at a time.
Putting this on my playlist
This parody is so fitting because during 2020 I was commuting for work, about an hour drive, worked 10 hour shifts and got out of work at 1 am. So leaving work I’d be starving the only place open was Taco Bell and to stay awake I’d blast the entire Ride The Lightening Album. Certainly don’t miss that but this was fantastic 😂
Headbanging is a helluva way to stay awake!
The most effective Taco Bell ad to date
For Whom The Bowel Tolls.
"Ride the Lightning" hits different when talking about Taco Bell.
Ride the Lightning describes the feeling when you feel a fart after a taco bell
Now there’s a new meaning to “take a look to the sky just before you die, while you’re on the toilet from the Taco Bell”😂
That opening is INSANE
I'm fighting for my life on the toilet rn and this is the fucking boss music
@@CamH-mc5wt We pray for your survival
Average Taco Bell Enjoyer Vs. Strongest Bathroom Plumbing.
Slaps harder than the bell
The music I hear when someone orders 75 hard shell tacos in the drive-thru
The song that will play when you ate taco bell and you have to take a mean shit
Chipotle: "Oh boy, a new restaurant slot is open in this location, and I heard that the town hall wants a Mexican place, things are looking up 😊"
The Dubious Baja Drive Through:
Mm num 10 meal
my stomach: Why do I hear boss music?
www.mediafire.com/file/j5mbixdhkrvl2pr/For_Whom_The_Taco_Bell_Tolls_%2528Instrumental%2529.wav/file
Here is an instrumental file for anybody who would like to add their own vocals. Please share your videos in the replies!
nice song
can we get one without James' tracks for rhythm?
carl weezer collab?
I just made it into a real song with parody lyrics
BRB gotta cook
This is it, the song of all time
What the employees hear when niko avocado walks in
"For a Taco, Men will kill. Why? They do not know!"
Every single time I see this video it makes me laugh till I cry and this time was no different
"In the future... Every restaurant shall be, Taco Bell..."
- Raymond Cocteau,
Demolition Man(film)
The music that plays when the Taco Bell employee comes to kick my ass (I ordered 300 crunch wrap supreme all their nacho fries and their supply of Baja blast)
Me when I don't know what I'm feeling:
My stomach: "Ask not for whom the taco bell tolls, it tolls for thee."
Bro this is the soundtrack of the Taco Bell bathrooms
Literally on the very first bell chime I laughed
Been needing to hear the full version💯
Should do this for the undertakers theme
Ask not for whom the Taco Bells, it tacos for you.
This needs to be played in Taco Bell bathrooms everywhere
Hits different when you’re actually eating Taco Bell
What comes to mind when that meal's on its way out and you're counting down the seconds until that customer leaves that single toilet restroom
I work at taco bell and I can confirm this is the song that plays when a bunch of people decide to order huge orders
This version is for the readers who have have charged headlong into the 'Dipper Goes To Taco Bell' fanfiction.
(honestly, not the worst thing I've read, but I've read lost of overly gory Creepypastas before. It's the OTHER subject matter I'd look out for. Or maybe the horror hasn't washed over me enough yet....Dead Dove.)
this comment should come with a memetic cogitohazard warning
Definitely gonna practice playing For Whom the Bell Tolls with this version.
"Take a look to the sky just before you die. It's the last time you will! Crack of butt, breaking gut plugs the toilet drain. TP gone. Sing the song of a fiery pain."
What your organs hear when you eat Taco Bell:
1:19 Peace sells but who's buying? Peace sells but who's buying?
This is deffinatly a transformitave work hell yea brother
This is heaven
When CaseOh pulls up with Gorlock the Destroyer and Shaquille O'Neal. They all just set a PR on the squat rack and need to recharge IMMEDIATELY.
I was expecting the lyrics from the top comment from the shortened version tbh
If someone steps forward to do those lyrics I will gladly drop the instrumental, I wanna see that happen so, so badly
@@puupuupoo We will be watching your career with great interest
@@puupuupoo Sure lmao
@@puupuupoo drop it, ill do it 😎
I'd love to do that honestly it sounds like it'd be fun😅
Finally the full version
This is the Boss music many people hear when they're having the infamous Taco Bell $hit
April 20th just minutes after 4:20
this is so sick i love it lmao
Lanque Bombyx?????
the song the cook hears crafting the most diarrhea inducing tacos i have had in the forge burnt by the fires of Olympia with lumber from the forests of midgard! pretty metal if you ask me.
As a Former Taco Bell Employee, this is what I hear whenever I get too comfortable and the universe needs to remind me exactly what I am.
_“All of Taco Bell’s food comes in bags”_ - Mayyro and Fatmagic
This is the song that plays when the taco bell starts ripping through your insides and you can't find a bathroom and you know it's coming
why did the algorithm hide this masterpiece from me for a year this is amazing
@@Akkhazin RUclips works in strange ways…
Del Taco doesn’t stand a chance against this masterpiece by Taco Bell
@@pabloruiz6224 They’ll never see a customer again!
@@puupuupoo Sad But True 🤘🏻😎🤟🏻
*The Taco Bell tolls for thee.*
"ride the lightning" you sure will bud
*Final Boss: Taco Bell Janitor*
“I will have 5 chalupas….. and I will have….. FIVE…. MORE…CHALUPAS!!!!”
(for whom the taco bell tolls lyrics. feel free to contribute
make his burrito on the grill in the early day
indigestion deep inside
Me, slowly approaching the taco bell toilet:
Ride the Lightning? ❌
Ride the Toilet? ✅
When you spend the rest of the night becoming familiar with the toilet after another round of taco bell:
I never knew how much I needed this
Theme of CaseOh asking for a Steakhouse Burrito
Pov: you just ate the whole taco bell menu and you are in a desperate race between your bladder and the toilet.
WHY DOES IT SOUND BETTER
Ride The Toilet Seat
What my bathroom hears after I finished my Uber eats meal
ask not for whom you live más, you live for thee
This fits too good
Taco Bell is a brand that believes in Living Más®
What the toilet begins hearing as I rattle off my order.