Flight instructor: You see that aircraft carrier? Pilot: Yes? Flight instructor: Land on it. Pilot: But sir this is a US carrier. Flight instructor: Then bomb it. Pilot: I'm out of bombs. Flight instructor: *Then do both.*
"You just dive into the airport and then, there ya go" "Isn't that called ka-" "Yeah I don't care shut the fu-" "That's considered terrorism, A-" "I DON'T CARE, NOW LISTEN OR YOU'LL BE SHOT WITH MY NAMBU" "uh, o- okay.."
Hirohito : "Prepare the airstrike. That harbor's going down." The Pilots : "Forgive us Emperor Hirohito, but we have no bombs!" Hirohito : *I meant an ACTUAL airstrike.*
@@cajunamuria5938 Ya know the Soviets (the USSR is in Asia and Europe) made a captured nazi German play the piano for 34 hours straight, telling him that when he stops.... they kill him. 34 hours the German begs for mercy and stops playing.... We shot him in the heart.
When a Japanese platoon gets wiped out during a banzai charge in 1944 and wakes up in the middle of Akihabara, seeing all the anime billboards everywhere.
I opened duolingo's feed and saw "Meet 3 learners whose love BTS became a love of korean language and culture" And my first instinct was to come to this video I think i need a psychologist
i know this is a joke but they were only planning to colonize most of eastern asia. only reason why is because they know they couldn't defeat the united states so the attacked pearl harbor to try to cripple there navy /air force just so they could have enough time to expand their empire and then they were planning on making treaties with the u.s and hoped they would get to keep their land
Korean in 1910: OMG we're Japanese now I love manga and anime yamete kudasai Japanese: Stfu and give me your wife, human experiments and colonization go brrrrrr
Japanese plane instructor: alright what you wanna do is shoot those navy ships and eject the bombs Japanese pilot: ok how do I land? Japanese instructor: well here’s the thing…
Weebs in 1945 in a plane:Where are we going? Japanese pilot:ご心配なく (Dont worry about it) weebs:Why is the plane heading towards a flipping building Japanese pilot:私が言ったように、, ご心配なく (As i said, Dont worry about it) weeb:Wait is WW2 happening? Japanese pilot:おしゃべりしている暇はない、今はバンザイの時間だ (no more time for talking, now time for BANZAI) Weeb:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Teacher: we’re going to Nanking Girls: oh Nanking is so beautiful I hope the food there is also delicious Boys: The Japanese kid: * gets messed up flashbacks*
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When the chinese airport manager said your flight is delayed
So you bring your own plane.
haha, *banzai*
I’m a Russian trying to team up with the Japanese and this comment actually is good
When you commit so many war crimes the Nazis tell you to stop:
that different song
Arawashi no Uta
And it was Mitsubishi Zero
When the American kid insults you so you crash your plane into his house.
tenno heika banzai
BANZAI
And then they bring the
*fUCKING SUN UPON YOU*
*T W I C E*
@@livingispain-e4i The Japanese were pretty extreme so It makes since the U.S. would get nuclear revenge
Pun
And then they nuke you twice with democracy
teacher: today we will learn about ww2 japan
That one Japanese kid:
The Japanese kid: what world war?
@@randomuser648 yea, sadly many japanese doesnt even know ww2
Go brrrrrrrrrt
@@pops7249 they were though a few, but hid the dark ones, like the war crimes and slaughtering civilians at Asia
The Japanese kid: ok we talk about war crimes
I played this and my computer shouted banzai then exploded.
@@zovrol92211 lmao
Toyota XD
Damn This Computer Is Having Flashbacks
“Yeah maybe I shouldn’t have bought that Japanese hard drive”
🛬
🚢
🛬
🚢
When the Chinese kid sneezes
That's didn't age well
@@ryanlieb3958 this was made when the pandemic started so I'm pretty sure the comment is talking about it
Ha, my family and I almost DIED from that! 😅
Chi-ha 💀
imperial japanese army: so you have chosen death?
*A japanese veteran rides a plane for the first time in WW2*
His mind:
USA : We INVADE IRAQ FOR OIL
Japan who invaded a whole continent for oil:
true
It's you again?
USA:getting the National anthem drums and piano
Japan people:singing
Japan:
🇮🇶⚔️🇮🇷
When your Chinese accountant says that looting isn’t a valid source of payment
Relatable.
@@leolovett9665:O
Mosquitos: bite and go
Bees:
Ants: *bite you*
Mosquitoes: *suck your blood*
Bees:
Ahh yes
Wasps: *stings and fly away like a American pilot*
Japanese Flight instructor: ok to start up the plane and fly off you do this
Japanese pilot: ight but how do i land
Japanese flight instructor:
Flight instructor: You see that aircraft carrier?
Pilot: Yes?
Flight instructor: Land on it.
Pilot: But sir this is a US carrier.
Flight instructor: Then bomb it.
Pilot: I'm out of bombs.
Flight instructor: *Then do both.*
"That's the neat part, you don't"
"That's the good part, you don't."
"You just dive into the airport and then, there ya go"
"Isn't that called ka-"
"Yeah I don't care shut the fu-"
"That's considered terrorism, A-"
"I DON'T CARE, NOW LISTEN OR YOU'LL BE SHOT WITH MY NAMBU"
"uh, o- okay.."
kamekazeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T e e n o o h o i e e k a
B o n z a e i
[insert stonks man dressed in an imperial Japanese uniform here]
Donald trump: we must get revenge on Gina for the coronavirus japan, go get em
Japan:
Japan wouldn't listen to the USA since they were enemies
@@nisreenabdulghani9483 Bro they’re practically best friends today tf you mean
@@nisreenabdulghani9483 bro its modern now not ww2 technically there are allies now but japan is not allowed to wage a war without 🇺🇲 permission
Gina? Where is that?
Teacher: We are going on a trip to Japan!
Bois:
Hirohito : "Prepare the airstrike. That harbor's going down."
The Pilots : "Forgive us Emperor Hirohito, but we have no bombs!"
Hirohito : *I meant an ACTUAL airstrike.*
Pilots : “Oh sh- I mean YES EMPEROR HIROHITO!”
BBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAANNNNNNZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
*AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
Real
Americans using anime references not knowing any Japanese asides konichiwa or baka
My new alarm clock, thx for give a suicide for my phone
Call suicide watch and play this
@@acenosce3334 Japanese soldier with PTSD: Sir, I am having suicidal thoughts.
Officer: *STONKS*
Your phone died for emperor 🤚😔
@@acenosce3334 you are right let me just
What my mind plays when I slept with my female friends in Nanking:
Darkest humor of all of Asian hidtory
@@cajunamuria5938 Ya know the Soviets (the USSR is in Asia and Europe) made a captured nazi German play the piano for 34 hours straight, telling him that when he stops.... they kill him. 34 hours the German begs for mercy and stops playing....
We shot him in the heart.
oof
Ok that’s just really fucked up but I like it
@@ToobzNightmare thats a nice way of torturing, noted
When a Japanese platoon gets wiped out during a banzai charge in 1944 and wakes up in the middle of Akihabara, seeing all the anime billboards everywhere.
You dare use the FC5 cult symbol
@@snowsoldier_9775 What about it, sinner?
@@fluttzkrieg4392 You dare call me a Sinner I call the cult War crime makers cuz they kill people
imperial > modern always
When the Russian kid starts making fun of you
Stolen comment
When the Russian kid is hogging the water fountain.
@@toiletpaper6763 I made this up myself lmao
That was the Russian Empire during WW1 and a revolution, so obviously they are gonna lose
@@ToobzNightmare bruh russo japanese war started at 1904 and ended in 1905 and russian civil war started at 1917
showed this to my Filipino great grandfather. Then he won't stop screaming
Perfect now fly your plane into his living room FOR THE EMPEROR
Bet he was screaming " *PUTANGINA ANDIYAN NA ANG MGA HAPON!* "
Same
Germany : "They took our capital to defeat us"
Italy : "I had a civil war"
Japan : "They dropped the sun on us *twice* "
The land of the falling sun
@@CinmnTstCrnchChrros the land of the fallouts
@@dyazsgameplayandrandomvide3259 y e s
@@CinmnTstCrnchChrros it is
@@CinmnTstCrnchChrros More like shinning
My friend on the bus asked me what anime song I liked best played this at max,the whole bus was silent on the way to school after that lmao.
someday, you will look back and cringe at this comment
@@queensadministrator2106 you dont cringe at a land that got bomber by the sun t w i c e
@@queensadministrator2106 nah this is epic
@@queensadministrator2106 No they need to remember the Imperial Japanese Army forever
@@childplunger you will also look back and cringe at the thought of calling this comment "epic".
When your mutsuki class destroyer resists 2 torpedoes in war thunder
More like when you playing Yamato and it resists from the bombs & torpedos dropped by US planes in war thunder
When your zero doesn't become a fireball
when you realize coronavirus came from china
xDDDDDDDDDDDD
when you realise that battle of wuhan was a thing
*Nanking intensifies*
Bro imagine Banzai charging at Mao Zedong's statue for the emperor 💀💀
I played this at Nanking.
Nothing happened.
Oh no, it’s the police!
Wait a minute... That’s the Japanese.
0:14 This is where it starts
*When You Giving a Tip On Japan*
When the Manchurian kid acts up
If my Grandpa heard this at his Funeral He’d get up and get his M1 Garand and Shoot up in the Sky.
Chinese people when the water starts speaking Japanese...
0:14 when you meet headless japanese soldier ghost in random jungle in indonesia
Hirohito: Hey FDR i got earrape
FDR: Silly Hirohito u can't have earrap-
Hirohito:
FDR(Franklin D Roosevelt)
nanking.
Hirohito: launch the bombs
Pilot: dude how do we launch the bombs we don't have bombs
Hirohito: I mean crash ur plane
When some 9 year old band kid says you have -5000000 social credits so you crash his plane in his house
when the docter says you have 2 minutes to live so you play this
Kids after saying konichiwa in a Chinese restaurant
:
*Nanking Intensifies*
(Yes I have used this comment before no I am not deleting this)
@@hans4239 fair
When the Chinese, Korean, Filipino, Canadian, American, and British Kid make fun of you
when i see a remote control plane crash into a paper boat what my brain thinks: 0:14
I played this on aeroplane
It crashed into a american cruiser
What A Brave Pilot! 😊
Nah, it crashed into two towers
I opened duolingo's feed and saw
"Meet 3 learners whose love BTS became a love of korean language and culture"
And my first instinct was to come to this video
I think i need a psychologist
No you don't. You're just honorable.
Dutch: i colonized Indonesia
Bristish empire: i Colonized Malaysia
Portugis: i Colonized philipine
Imperial Japan: *ILL COLONIZED ALL!!*
australian and new zealand mmmmm no no no
i know this is a joke but they were only planning to colonize most of eastern asia. only reason why is because they know they couldn't defeat the united states so the attacked pearl harbor to try to cripple there navy /air force just so they could have enough time to expand their empire and then they were planning on making treaties with the u.s and hoped they would get to keep their land
But usa claimed philippines in ww2
Bruh Portugal Did not Colonized The Philippines Only Spain and America Bruh
its spain that colonized philippines
I played this on a plane
It crashed into a Carrier
Carrier???
When you take your DNA test and you are 0.000000001% Japanese
Perfection as you are division stacking at Chinese United Front in Hearts of Iron 4
Korean in 1910: OMG we're Japanese now I love manga and anime yamete kudasai
Japanese: Stfu and give me your wife, human experiments and colonization go brrrrrr
It's 1910 anime hasnt been invented yet lmao
@@insertnamehere6096 they were stronger before anime has been invented
When you’re Chinese friend says he hates Japan so you hired a hitman to crash his house with your plane:
"No ammo? Become the ammo"
Loading screen tips be like
I'm In ⚰️😭
When you are about to Banzai Charge the kid that is about to talk about Japanese war crimes
It sounds like an audio recording from the Kola Ultra-deep Borehole
Lol relatable
Teacher : Today we will learn about Pacific war
Girls : Omg it could be very boring
Boys :
The Japanese kid:
Played This On Sunset Then It Rises Immediately. One Of The Rising Sun Ever
When you walk through the Port and some guy named Arthur insults you.
Russia: Cmon Japan, you can't beat us in a war, are you stupid?
Japan:
My husky listened to this
He turned into a Shiba Inu
Japanese plane instructor: alright what you wanna do is shoot those navy ships and eject the bombs
Japanese pilot: ok how do I land?
Japanese instructor: well here’s the thing…
the USS realising there's 90 japanese planes in the air
*the pilots:*
Me when my girlfriend teacher lets me use a calculator for her class:
Asian kid: *Gets a B Plus*
The Asian Kid's parents:
When you tell the new kid you like Japan, and he asks you what is your favorite Anime:
STILL SOUNDS GOOD!
lmao so real
*B A N Z A I*
Weebs in 1945 in a plane:Where are we going?
Japanese pilot:ご心配なく (Dont worry about it)
weebs:Why is the plane heading towards a flipping building
Japanese pilot:私が言ったように、, ご心配なく (As i said, Dont worry about it)
weeb:Wait is WW2 happening?
Japanese pilot:おしゃべりしている暇はない、今はバンザイの時間だ (no more time for talking, now time for BANZAI)
Weeb:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
“Good and relaxing sleeping music”
your girl friend : ugh i hate japanese empire
your asian friend :
Hirohito: Omae wa mo shindeiru
Pearl Harbor:...NANI?!
Great song Im using it for my alarm ringtone
Lol
wasps when they sting: tis but a scratch. bees:
Teacher: we are doing a field trip to Japan.
Girls:I can t wait to go shopping with cute Japanese guys.
Boys :
Plot twist: The school sets in Nanking
When your friends are attacking superpowers so you attack a superpower:
when your Siamese cat starts staring at you intensely
When you get all your charges dropped because you know how to make bioweapons
Wasps: hit and run
Bees:
Japan: Marching to battotai
*Five minutes later*
ねえ、空に何だ?それ-
Great music to fall asleep to
When you talking about how chopsticks are hard to using
Japanese kid in 10 kilometers radius:
When you ask quiet weeb from your class what's his favourite anime and he says Sino-Japanese war
when you singlehandedly defeat the Axis Chinese United Front Allies and the Commintern in hoi4
the most chill song ever not earrape
When Kishi wins the Great Asian War
Just set this as my alarm.
i played this at my school while on break
i can still hear " tamachiru tsurugi nukitsurete shisuru kakugo desu sumu beshi"
As a chinese man...
This scares me.
Teacher: we’re going to Nanking
Girls: oh Nanking is so beautiful I hope the food there is also delicious
Boys:
The Japanese kid: * gets messed up flashbacks*
The Japanese kid and the boys:
0:14 for when it begins
use fork to eat noodle in japan
japanese people:
Fork has 4 spikes wich 4 is the unlucky number
Axis in Europe: *gets defeated
Allies/Soviets: thank god that's over... wait... what in The HELL IS THAT?
Battotai: *intensifies*
When you're playing the latest warzone and you placed C4 on your own car
Pedestrians: I have to be careful not to be hit by a car
Drivers: I have to be careful not to hit anyone with my car
Cyclists:
Japan now: **anime**
Japan then:
Song that play in the plane that hits the North Tower:
Also if you reverse the last word that the pilot that hit the north tower, he said “B A N Z A I !”.
when you run out of ammo and your plane suddenly became a bomb:
Administrator: Mission ends in 60 seconds.
The whole TF2 server:
Civilians: Exists
Japan:
When the 8 year olds walk into a sushi restaurant and says “Ni Hao”.
The Japanese Kids holding arisakas:
When you're running low on fuel and see an American carrier
Japan after beating Germany:
What
ngl this is music to my hears i love it
POV the Pacific campaign comes out in enlisted
me
normal bees : if i stung you i die
these 2 mfs for no reason
when me and my japanese bois go to china