The 1,000,000,000 Sugar Profile (Hypixel Skyblock)

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @conuy4663
    @conuy4663 Год назад +2221

    This video has more plot twists than a modern Disney movie

    • @Silliest-mf
      @Silliest-mf Год назад +8

      58 likes and no answers, let me fix that.

    • @HoppenFN
      @HoppenFN Год назад +5

      Your rite

    • @roqch1935
      @roqch1935 Год назад +17

      So more than 0?

    • @Fjordzt
      @Fjordzt Год назад +7

      @@roqch1935 they started putting a little more in than usual, still not an average 2000’s movie amount of twists

    • @MKG_
      @MKG_ Год назад +4

      And thats saying a lot

  • @busterblock6295
    @busterblock6295 Год назад +1592

    the fact that you didn't achieve ascendence as a monk and become a god in 5 minutes physically pains me.

  • @bowreed
    @bowreed Год назад +797

    The fact that dragoon didn't kill the immortal snail by blasting it into space gives me PHYSICAL PAIN

  • @abuelaer
    @abuelaer Год назад +317

    The Gorilla Gorilla Gorilla is a great rival to me. Please do not mention him again, that was traumatizing after what happened in the desert against him.

  • @sebrasebra
    @sebrasebra Год назад +155

    I have no energy. Just do whatever the alphabet aerobics video

    • @qiankno
      @qiankno Год назад +7

      sebra more like no bruh

    • @sebrasebra
      @sebrasebra Год назад +15

      @@qiankno Who are you

    • @Iiorem
      @Iiorem Год назад +4

      you are him

    • @sowyxa
      @sowyxa Год назад +6

      marry me

  • @mello5134
    @mello5134 Год назад +491

    it's been 2 minutes and this video has over 400 views, truly a achievement to be cherished.

    • @jameiyeaper8122
      @jameiyeaper8122 Год назад +4

      21 minutes and over 2k views

    • @loganbrehm8105
      @loganbrehm8105 Год назад +2

      @@jameiyeaper8122 22 minutes an 3.5k

    • @robofrog
      @robofrog Год назад

      @@loganbrehm810528 and 4488

    • @Trixi900
      @Trixi900 Год назад +1

      30min 5.1k

    • @mnswitch
      @mnswitch Год назад +1

      @@Trixi900 35 minutes 5.8k views

  • @soidesu
    @soidesu Год назад +191

    This guy is a comedic genius and never fails to amaze me with how funny he is 😂

    • @snkBrawlStars
      @snkBrawlStars Год назад +6

      IS WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID

    • @cyko9314
      @cyko9314 Год назад +2

      IS WHAT YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY

    • @snkBrawlStars
      @snkBrawlStars Год назад +2

      @@cyko9314 IS WHAT YOU THOUGHT I THOUGHT YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY!

    • @alberozuko
      @alberozuko 9 месяцев назад

      He is so good at being just the right balance between plot twists and zany stuff and soul-crushing timewasting making numbers going up.

  • @daniberenyi3394
    @daniberenyi3394 Год назад +57

    The story behind Dragoons videos are so confusing that Matpat should do a video on it.

  • @jinxithexit3546
    @jinxithexit3546 Год назад +43

    you know dragoon i love your videos and humor and i just want to say over the many videos i have watch i have thoroughly enjoyed every second and hope that you know that you have made me happy to be around today

  • @sam2276
    @sam2276 Год назад +277

    Truly a moment of all time when Dragoon uploads

    • @warrensison8495
      @warrensison8495 Год назад +2

      Truly a moment of all time when Dragoon uploads

    • @shyraton4937
      @shyraton4937 Год назад +2

      Truly a moment of all time when Dragoon uploads

    • @mrbrad369pro5
      @mrbrad369pro5 Год назад +2

      Truly a moment of all time when dragoon uploads

    • @ep1c_cow53
      @ep1c_cow53 Год назад +3

      Truly a dragoon of all time when moment uploads

    • @youknowwhat3563
      @youknowwhat3563 Год назад +3

      Truly a time of all when Dragoon uploads moment

  • @GamerHedghog
    @GamerHedghog Год назад +36

    “How much sugar have you had?” I’ve played league of legends.

    • @joeyh.6055
      @joeyh.6055 Год назад +1

      “BUT THATS WHAT YOU THINK I SAID”

    • @dragon5ire
      @dragon5ire Год назад

      ​@@joeyh.6055HAHAHA😂😂😂😂😂

  • @timjim-ks8gi
    @timjim-ks8gi Год назад +34

    Dragoon is definitely a morally good man and he is not evil also nice vid

  • @iron_man_mk6389
    @iron_man_mk6389 Год назад +21

    Dragoon and MaxLevelIdot is the collab we all needed

  • @zxc-u1u
    @zxc-u1u Год назад +13

    the fact you need to give haybales to the bartender is actually quite accurate, beer is generally made of 4 ingredients, water, wheat, hops, and yeast. The yeast is what converts the sugar wort into the alcoholic beverage.

    • @DeXyfero
      @DeXyfero Год назад

      The cat in your profile pic looks very similar to my cat

    • @YoussefAhmed-jd5zu
      @YoussefAhmed-jd5zu 4 месяца назад

      Aren't hops are optional?

    • @SuperHGB
      @SuperHGB 2 месяца назад

      ​@@YoussefAhmed-jd5zuwithout it it's ale

    • @YoussefAhmed-jd5zu
      @YoussefAhmed-jd5zu 2 месяца назад

      @@SuperHGB oh ok

  • @phantom_oce
    @phantom_oce Год назад +60

    the fact that you lost to maxlevelidot gave me physical pain

    • @hydra4619
      @hydra4619 Год назад

      In return you got Mental Healing

    • @yleyatarn
      @yleyatarn Год назад

      Subscribe to dragoon or your father will go kaboom.

  • @aloneshy517
    @aloneshy517 Год назад +59

    This guy is pure entertainment, now its time to rewatch this video 500 times until Dragoon uploads again.

    • @aaronjediknight7300
      @aaronjediknight7300 Год назад

      i agree but he needs negative energy

    • @Tyuf_
      @Tyuf_ Год назад

      I'm literally rewatching it rn too lmao

  • @teamfactor6817
    @teamfactor6817 Год назад +7

    The fact that Dragoon didn't get spaceman right away is causing me *PHYSICAL PAIN*

  • @Т1000-м1и
    @Т1000-м1и 2 месяца назад +1

    The one item people keep renaming to various different things

  • @alexandergoodman5014
    @alexandergoodman5014 Год назад +17

    after six hours of studying...I think I'm ready for that test now.

  • @doinic09
    @doinic09 Год назад +1

    This video gives me physical pain
    *IS WHAT A LOSER WOULD SAY*

  • @jarvithink3190
    @jarvithink3190 Год назад +5

    I love the plot twist that dragoon is like Rick and can call upon other versions of himself

  • @sakchayambanstola-em4cy
    @sakchayambanstola-em4cy Год назад +2

    I clicked it faster then Morgan ripped someone who sucks at btd6

  • @fgh8522YT
    @fgh8522YT Год назад +5

    "no one is comepeting as hard as me"
    - jack han-
    I mean dragoon

  • @BiscuitTheSilly
    @BiscuitTheSilly Год назад +30

    Dragoon you can't keep hiding from me. I will find you one day.

  • @adbekikn4755
    @adbekikn4755 Год назад +6

    I feel like we’re watching dragoons brain function rapidly decline until there’s nothing left but plot twists

  • @JackStarHeart
    @JackStarHeart Год назад +2

    Dragoon! You need to listen before it’s too late! The gods have told me, your destiny is to acquire the Dragoon armor set! The legends are true, it’s real! But we don’t have much time. Before they get us, you have to play wiza-

  • @FireExoHunter
    @FireExoHunter Год назад +4

    i can never remember if he wants us to compliment him or insult him, so i'll compliment him. great vids! keep it up!

  • @nsc_notncs
    @nsc_notncs Год назад +1

    It feels like I just watched 3 of your videos, and I’m not mad at that :)

  • @Et3rnalKnight
    @Et3rnalKnight Год назад +4

    The 2 greatest youtubers collabing. This is amazing

  • @igniteshadow2902
    @igniteshadow2902 Год назад

    Average Dragoon's video:
    Starts 5 different goals at the same time.
    Fail/abandon them all.
    Leaves.

  • @nameskhanh
    @nameskhanh Год назад +3

    Its been a long time ive ever seen a Hypixel Skyblock content, keep it up yeah

  • @frallbobroggins4005
    @frallbobroggins4005 Год назад

    The main focus of this being MaxLevelIdot is hilarious because I literally saw his video about skywars and thought that it was a dragoon video

  • @mimikyulorders2611
    @mimikyulorders2611 Год назад +56

    no one is farming cane as hard as him he is the only one farming cane

  • @dontaskquestions8721
    @dontaskquestions8721 Год назад +1

    7:36 YESSS MORE! WITH EVERY UTTERANCE OF MY NAME I GROW STRONGER

  • @whatmean3548
    @whatmean3548 Год назад +3

    Dragoon is the only one skyblock player, nobody is playing as hard as dra4oon, out of an infinite number of dra2oons he will become the most skill, ambitious and unpredictable draboon there is, nobody else is even playing, drahoon is the only person on this entire Earth playing skyblock, only dratoon...

    • @dragon5ire
      @dragon5ire Год назад +1

      Dragoon, dra4oon, dra2oon, draboon, and dratoon just why you unholy beast

  • @The_Shimp
    @The_Shimp Год назад +1

    We were so close to getting the full alphabet aerobics rap…

  • @ssunkerttv9570
    @ssunkerttv9570 Год назад +2

    It’s so poetic how jerry a villager asks for bread, used to breed villagers, to create life, after you attempted to destroy his life

  • @Ganderbruder
    @Ganderbruder Год назад +2

    what if the piece of diorite at 12:53 on the left top side behind dra69oons head is jerry

  • @deepseanami8689
    @deepseanami8689 Год назад +8

    I started watching you because of Bloons TD6 and now i started to play Skyblock because of you. 0/10 wouldn't recommend but somehow i have over 400 hours now and i can't stop, any tanks here?

  • @zanyarzahir4297
    @zanyarzahir4297 Год назад

    Dragoon: BUT ACTUAL-
    Youyube adds: I'm going to stop you right there.

  • @bowreed
    @bowreed Год назад +5

    The fact that dragoon didn't play coc and defeat Morgan's secret coc account which is also the highest level player on the world who actually is asian- in conclusion MORGAN IS KOREAN

  • @geurworx8164
    @geurworx8164 Год назад

    Dragoon, hmmm that reminds me of warhammer 40k with the adeptus mechan- "BROTHER THE CHOCHY MILK IS GONE!"
    me "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

  • @not_psx8535
    @not_psx8535 Год назад +6

    The legend is back when we needed him the most

  • @salzmann4207
    @salzmann4207 Год назад +1

    Plot twist: that wasn't a plot Twist........ IS WHAT YOU THOUGHT

  • @brinobanano
    @brinobanano Год назад +4

    You shouldn't give this man the power of filters

  • @4deemi
    @4deemi Год назад +2

    I actualy forgor it was an minecraft video.

  • @Vrael666
    @Vrael666 Год назад +5

    The amount of plot twists in this video

  • @davidbarnes6672
    @davidbarnes6672 Год назад

    I stopped paying attention for a bit, came back to bloons, this is the chaotic energy I subscribed for

  • @confusedchan1718
    @confusedchan1718 Год назад +5

    As a fellow Australian I can confirm that the ping shown at the start is what you would get on a good day on hypixel.

  • @cameronorcutt5505
    @cameronorcutt5505 Год назад +2

    Dragoon: "Coc is better."
    Me: * Praying no one walks in *

  • @fernthefrond7039
    @fernthefrond7039 Год назад +3

    Why not bananas? They make you so much money. Plus you can use Benjamin

  • @therubberduck7570
    @therubberduck7570 Год назад

    "Lych, more like- I don't Know anything that rhymes..." I have an idea: Lych, more like bit-

  • @awe3048
    @awe3048 Год назад +4

    this video fuels my sugar addiction

  • @Vigil_
    @Vigil_ Год назад +1

    this seems like the definition of adhd and im loving it

  • @sivko21
    @sivko21 Год назад +18

    Next video: Trying to get 1 000 000 scarma pets

    • @axeonee
      @axeonee Год назад +1

      you got a heart, oh no...

  • @Xeno7001
    @Xeno7001 Год назад +2

    Petition to force dragoon to make 360 channels each with his pfp tilted by 1
    Until He reaches full 360

  • @lukejohnston8474
    @lukejohnston8474 Год назад +7

    Hypixel never added the narcotics update, so Dragoon did it himself. A truly momentous occasion

  • @jesperubbink3381
    @jesperubbink3381 Год назад

    BUT ACTUALLY,THIS IS A COC VIDEO-
    Well that sounds not weird at all

  • @tornaedoz2320
    @tornaedoz2320 Год назад +8

    “It thought I was an alien, but I’m actually just from Australia” as an Australian that plays Hypixel, I CAN RELATE 💀💀💀

  • @maborarany7688
    @maborarany7688 Год назад

    WHAT THE HECK THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO ON RUclips LIKE IDK WHAT TO SAY I ENJOYED THIS SO MUCH LIKE THE MAXLEVELIDOT THING

  • @jakexippas9891
    @jakexippas9891 Год назад +3

    I'm concerned Dragoon, slow down on the sugar. We don't want you to get diabetes

  • @johnbanana4680
    @johnbanana4680 Год назад +1

    i have no clue what your talking about half the time in this game but it’s great

  • @JustAnAveragePersonButBetter
    @JustAnAveragePersonButBetter Год назад +4

    finally, I get to see more skyblock from you. It's great because I can always laugh at how much time you waste.

    • @TheChiIdSlayer
      @TheChiIdSlayer Год назад

      so true is better than watching him force monkeys to doing his evil bidding of popping balloons.

  • @TrueAgentZan
    @TrueAgentZan Год назад +2

    The fact dragoon didn't absorb the entirety of the universe, nuked the last of space with 100k Yotta-grams of TNT, and ate a enchanted diamond apple kills me on a physical, emotional, and spiritual level.

  • @japanator14
    @japanator14 Год назад +3

    This video is what I imagine chronic brain damage would look like
    thanks dragoon

  • @Ri5olu
    @Ri5olu Год назад +2

    I'm still waiting for the 5 plot twists that are yet to come...

  • @squibydoesalittletrolling
    @squibydoesalittletrolling Год назад +5

    100 plot twists in the first 2 minutes. Is that a new world record?

  • @Bluephoenixcrew
    @Bluephoenixcrew Год назад

    This went from farming sugar for a helmet, beating the hardest boss in btd6 and then going against maxlevelidot:alternate name for the video: confusion

  • @anaraizathebeanman
    @anaraizathebeanman Год назад +5

    exploitation in capatilism is the real plot twist

    • @anaraizathebeanman
      @anaraizathebeanman Год назад +1

      The Real plot twist is that farmer jon crab fisher men conspiracy exists.

  • @user-cg3im9pk9l
    @user-cg3im9pk9l 6 месяцев назад

    "BUT ACTUALLY THIS IS A COC VIDEO"
    wrong website my guy

  • @xrapidfirex1695
    @xrapidfirex1695 Год назад +4

    "I'm an architect in real life too"
    "I just realized I have TNT"
    Best line ever

  • @sighnight
    @sighnight Год назад +1

    'Plot twist incoming'
    Wonder what's happening?

  • @ep1c_cow53
    @ep1c_cow53 Год назад +3

    Dragoon is now the sugar king

  • @SonOfSparda3139
    @SonOfSparda3139 Год назад +1

    wake up babe, new dragoon video just dropped

  • @matteovidetta1697
    @matteovidetta1697 Год назад +1

    dragoon is adhd if it was a person

  • @AbdullahGomaa-qk2ws
    @AbdullahGomaa-qk2ws Год назад +1

    From 1b sugar cane to btd6

  • @harrus8315
    @harrus8315 Год назад

    The fact i got a COC ad at 09:22 and thought it was a plot twist and a prank for 1 min

  • @AlejandroMartinez-fw3gt
    @AlejandroMartinez-fw3gt Год назад

    every time i hear the destati song on every video i can't stop thinking about ansem and the fight

  • @daddydeatrix1166
    @daddydeatrix1166 Год назад +1

    i watched 17 minutes of content and i still search for your 1b sugar profile XD
    nice vid!

  • @3amwater1660
    @3amwater1660 Год назад +1

    I think your sugar cane farming strategy is causing Morgan physical pain

  • @Isey_T
    @Isey_T Год назад +1

    You should put spear of justice on with all these plot twists

  • @billgamez3419
    @billgamez3419 Год назад +1

    Dragoon, what was that sound? WHERE ARE MY PLANTS?!

  • @adamszulc2974
    @adamszulc2974 Год назад +1

    1:53 the way he said it

  • @Blackhole_T618
    @Blackhole_T618 Год назад

    The fact that Dragoon is the name of my favorite weapon in War Robots gives me physical confusion

  • @Agricarnation
    @Agricarnation Год назад

    The fact that you did not get gold rank instantly has caused me to immediately fucking die in real life, I have experienced mortis by your unskilled hands.

  • @Red_Static
    @Red_Static Год назад +2

    AFTER 999 YEARS HE HAS FINALLY MADE A HYPIXEL SKYBLOCK VIDEO

  • @Kirkaig
    @Kirkaig 11 месяцев назад

    I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that you had to guess what the visitors wanted

  • @Percy_brawl_stars
    @Percy_brawl_stars Год назад +1

    Reminds me of potato war

  • @TheUglyDuckling997
    @TheUglyDuckling997 Год назад +1

    amazing how i watched dragoon and maxlevelidot before they become linked into the canon universe

  • @cybercat7851
    @cybercat7851 Год назад

    I have 5 missing assignments, I also have my priorities straight and know which one of these is more important.

    • @cybercat7851
      @cybercat7851 Год назад

      Thanks for the heart, now I can show my teachers my reason for not doing my homework

  • @Generic_Soup_Noodle
    @Generic_Soup_Noodle Год назад

    I have tried to stop it, but Morgan has a street named after him

  • @cowardlycod3617
    @cowardlycod3617 Год назад

    Why do I have the feeling this may be a distraction from something else....

  • @Androids1001
    @Androids1001 Год назад

    4:15 i dont think dragoon knows how beer is made

  • @notalimc
    @notalimc Год назад

    me: JUST GET THE SPACE HELMET
    dragoon: PLOT TWIST

  • @AbdullahGomaa-qk2ws
    @AbdullahGomaa-qk2ws Год назад

    He went from getting Rick rolled by farmer Jon to btd6 BTW ty for making me play it now I'm in physical pain and when I watched this video I died mentally and physical

  • @darklycan4009
    @darklycan4009 Год назад

    terry with the 8k melons sounds like straight out of my maths textbook

  • @utubeiskaren7796
    @utubeiskaren7796 Год назад

    By the way, viewers, the Bloons youtuber who Dragoon was referring to was MaxLevelIdot, they mention each other's channels often since the topics and humor are so similar. In fact, the way I found Dragoon's channel was from MaxLevelIdot's Q&A where he mentioned Dragoon.

  • @samkikismat
    @samkikismat Год назад

    The fact that dragoon didn’t know where farmer Jon was despite being able to give overgrown grass

  • @eduardpeeterlemming
    @eduardpeeterlemming Год назад +2

    Man starts his sugar business with a guy named Jessie and becomes world famous sugar seller

  • @mandolukian7270
    @mandolukian7270 Год назад +1

    1:53 this is a WHAT VIDEO