@@froodlenoodle The same as Brutus is punished in hell for his silence, Daniel too must bear his apt sentence. Remember it is blasphemy to question God for sentencing him.
the seamless transition at 1:01 from him doing a weightless, skillful backstroke maneuver to him already being at a standstill on the shore... so beautiful. it's almost like he actually returned to land 🕊️
No cellphones in sight No litter on the streets No instagram No Botox or bbl Just people enjoying life and living in the moment. Society has gone downhill. With love, Arnold ❤
Stay right there Dan I’m coming!!
i'm c@mming too!
When you’re done coming go save him!
@@revine9243it's everywhere
i wish i could be this funny
There is no time to waste, go go go!
Only Dan can drown in 2 feet of water with a life jacket on and thats what i love to see
That's what he gets for cheating on me
The life jacket was on upside down
@@omgitshim but then how was he floating?
@@ketaminepoptarts dark magic.
@@ketaminepoptarts it’s still a life jacket it works the same it’s not rocket science
Thank you for the beautiful reminder to stay hydrated Dan, much love 💞
Ah yes, by drinking seawater.
MY FAVORITE COMMENT
BAHAHA
Ngl he might still be a little dehydrated after that… can someone send him more water?
BYE
Live footage of Dan Hentschel in the 9th layer of hell
Daniel betrayed my heart and was sent there instantly. A demon named "joker" has taken control of his flesh, while his soul bears the punishment.
why the hell do i see you everywhere you bot
@@RouxColdMilkhe didn't mean to! he can't love EVERYBODY the way everybody loves him, it's too hard on the man💔💔💔💔💔
@@froodlenoodle The same as Brutus is punished in hell for his silence, Daniel too must bear his apt sentence. Remember it is blasphemy to question God for sentencing him.
@@RouxColdMilk and yet for daniel, i question the lord
D-Dan..! No!!! *Smashes the ground with my fists.* WHY...WHY..! If I only...If only I could've been there to save him...*starts crying*
So real
Shut up
I cant this too funny
@AxePlays-hc5dj you’re the reason your parents divorced
@@AxePlays-hc5dj it's true, you are
Oh to be a shark and see that little Snack swimming around... 🤤
WGAT
WGAT
WGAT
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@@colorbyeri WGAT
Don’t swim Danial…fly! 🕊️
fly high
Denial needs to spread his wings!! 👼 🕊️🤍💒🫶😻
Dinale will levitat
Fly, my wings
@@Meursalting OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE (Fly broken wings)
This made me feel like I have water in my ears
IT'S NOT COMING OUT OF MY EARS
You make me feel like I have sand in my brain
Omg its the mission guy
@@dwellerintheden7973 nah bro thats just the pharaohs curse
holy fart freakbait watches dan
you're laughing. Daniel hentschel hrnneeeds help... and you're laughing
overused dead meme
@@coffeepotguy3356agreed but the “hrneeeds help” part was pretty funny
@@coffeepotguy3356Oh my god dude actually shut up
I’m not laughing
im crying
Dan gracefully washing up on the beach like a spirit from a time long gone by. Beautiful.
the seamless transition at 1:01 from him doing a weightless, skillful backstroke maneuver to him already being at a standstill on the shore... so beautiful. it's almost like he actually returned to land 🕊️
Hes only drowning so much because he shaved his eyebrows off, he has no resistance to the waves 😢
They would've kept him a float 😢
Lost my eyebrows back in '09. Haven't been able to breathe ever since. Miss them everyday.
it's because the orb took them. if he gets them back he'll be ok
No beard either he's hairless
Should've grown a mustache
Polluting the ocean with sunglasses is going too far Dan.
We need to cancel him RIGHT NOW
😂😭
And he’s encouraging kids to drown by making this video🤬
Not a single person ran to help Daniel. We live in a society.
I live in Columbia
@@dred1311cooked
Daniel must now get back by tying a bunch of sea turtles with human hairs…
i sent a pigeon to come pick him up not sure if it arrived yet
I live in Australia
he got jealous of all the attention the Floridians were getting
@@Yaddlezap LMFAOOOOOO
Can people in Florida and North Carolina get over themselves???
real
Literally my take on this 😂
Smh
@@JuniorWAhi, im a person in florida, im here to say that ive gotten over myself
The audio quality deteriorating is also a sign of how his mental state is becoming
No I think that’s just the water
That sound dumb it’s the water getting in the camera
@Localcatgirl_ well yes the cause doesn't matter the audio deteriorated nonetheless lol
@@The_monkeykiller well yes.. the water deteriorated the quality... we're on the same page
Hey I mean, everything has a secret meaning if you have a good imagination
Lyrics:
Hey everybody!
Uhm
AAAAH--
SHHHPLOOOSHWBHSOOSSSHH
EUGHGH HUEH
Hah ghm COUGH
COU GG H
OOH
OOH GOD
BUEH Hueh hah
Hah hah BUEH
SPLOSISISSGSGHH
Okay huah
Pptptpptpptpttttppphh
Hhho God..
GAAASSPUHH
EH hueh huh
HUOOH
Uh aa ptoah
Guh huh
oh uh
SHPOOSSHH
GASP huhh
SLOOROHOHPOSHSSSOOSAAHHH
GUH BUH
Augh ohh uh
Uhn
Hohh...
Oh
Haah hah hah
Ssshhhhhhhhhhhhh
SPLOOSSHHHH
Thanks
😏
shouldve added the arabic text from the captions
is that... is that... hmmm kinda sounds like the realistic audio of the springlocks failing in fnaf ever since
AAAAH--
SHHHPLOOOSHWBHSOOSSSHH
EUGHGH HUEH
Hah ghm COUGH
COU GG H
OOH
OOH GOD
BUEH Hueh hah
Hah hah BUEH
SPLOSISISSGSGHH
Okay huah
Pptptpptpptpttttppphh
Hhho God..
GAAASSPUHH
EH hueh huh
HUOOH
Uh aa ptoah
Guh huh
oh uh
SHPOOSSHH
GASP huhh
SLOOROHOHPOSHSSSOOSAAHHH
GUH BUH
which if in order combined with another mores we get this:
Haah hah hah
Ssshhhhhhhhhhhhh
SPLOOSSHHHH
AAAAH--
SHHHPLOOOSHWBHSOOSSSHH
EUGHGH HUEH
Hah ghm COUGH
COU GG H
OOH
OOH GOD
BUEH Hueh hah
Hah hah BUEH
SPLOSISISSGSGHH
Okay huah
Pptptpptpptpttttppphh
Hhho God..
GAAASSPUHH
EH hueh huh
HUOOH
Uh aa ptoah
Guh huh
oh uh
SHPOOSSHH
GASP huhh
SLOOROHOHPOSHSSSOOSAAHHH
GUH BUH
humor at its finest
I love the metaphor you displayed here!! The idea of drowning is so similar to the feelings you’ve been experiencing. You are truly a genius Dan!
1:00 DAN MIDRIFF REVEAL 🙈❤️🔥
You're a Maniac
Bro you got like 5 top comments how is that even possible
@@usibistro I love Dan's videos I just got a lot to say
He’s having so much fun!! ❤
I know! So sweet seeing people enjoy themselves in the day and age 🥰🫶🫶
he is duing
the whole Florida thing must be hitting Dan hard… sending my prayers ♥️
Glad to see you out having fun before the weather gets too bad!
No cellphones in sight
No litter on the streets
No instagram
No Botox or bbl
Just people enjoying life and living in the moment.
Society has gone downhill.
With love, Arnold ❤
HELP
Dan never fails to make any situation foul, the spitting up the water made me gag lmao
fly high, dan 🕊️ you had a great run
Bro Dan didn't even die yet
I guess this is what it has come to. The joker has lost his hold and the real Dan is showing. This is so raw.
awwww! he looks like hes having fun ❤
ILL SAVE YOU DAN *becomes alpha wolf🐺🐺🐺🐺* NO ONE HURTS MY POOKIE
Bro that sound at 0:03 seconds is the funniest shit
AAAAOOOOOUUUUURRGGHH
0:03 HAHAHAH.
AAUUOORRR
this is what happens when cocky doesnt get boing boing
I came here looking for this😂
Dan is unhinged. Its like if he had Lady Gaga's personality but in human form.
WHY DID THIS GET TRANSLATED INTO ARABIC AT 0:30😭
He’s is praying to Allah. …
@@r.shackleford4437 I’m Christian but good for you! ✝️🤝☪️
i wanna know what it said so bad, shit was in brackets and everything lmfao
@@ahrngel it says [music] in Arabic
What the fuck 😭😭😭
Great Physical Comedy Bit, Dan! Laughing Out Loud over here! 🤣🤣🤣
Couldn’t help but notice some subtle hints but I think Dan might be in danger
Swimming at the beach?! Have fun Dan 😊
This is the most life threatening non life threatening traumatic experience I've ever witnessed.
One of these days Dan is actually going to get hurt and we’re not gonna notice because we’re too busy believing that it’s satire
0:41 I like how there was a hair in the ocean but he’s completely bald. Being taunted possibly?
Dan was smart enough to know he wouldn’t drown as long as he was the camera guy.
He lost his sunglasses??? That's horrible. Stay strong and get well soon!♥!
Daniel it’s okay just breath in and out
Daniel employed the power that the cameraman never dies. 1:14 of effective invincibility. the sacrifices made...
It’s a gopro😂
Only Dan could make drowning funny
Awww that looks like a lovely peaceful swim, hope you had fun!! 💕
Always nice to see dan out and about ❤️
Dan you make me feel sane when I have the most dumb ideas.
Don't worry, Dan!! I'm coming!!
oh gosh! I sure hope you’re okay! Sending lots of prayers ❤
I hope this sparks a new series of Dan surviving on an island
Daniel never fails to drown while being foot deep into the ocean! We love you Danny. ❤️
“Hey everybodyyy!…. Um…..”
AÆE 🗣️🌊
Looks like fun Daniel, keep it up!
Thanks Dan for reminding us to always wear a life jacket when swimming! Much love!
Hey Dan! Big hurricane coming, might want to evacuate!! Just my two cents. 😅
How To Confuse a Lifeguard:
This is exactly how it felt as a kid when you'd get decked by one of those sudden waves. 😂
Looks like somebody got stuck in the bermuda triangle.
THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL AS WE MAKE ARE WAY TO HEAVEN THROUGH THE WAVEY LINES!!!!!!!
The hurricane claims yet another victim... 😔
Always swim near a lifeguard tower Dan, better to err on the side of caution vs. swimming with the fishes!
0:45 moans*
Thank you for the amazing tutorial!
What if the joooooker was drowning in the oooooocean???
this was an immersive experience i really felt like i was drowning with you dan
This _is_ help.
Dan is re-birthing.
👶 🦋
This feels like a video that would get recommended 8 years later
Let the Robinson Crusoe arc begin...
Don’t worry, Dan we’re calling the lifeguard right now!
I love how sad and pathetic and useless he is whenever he's in the waterrrrrrr
This sounds kinda wrong
I don't know why I was recommended this video and what I just watched.
But I dig it, subscribed to whatever content this is.
Stay safe out there, Dan!
Stay there Dan!! I'll come give you CPR❤🤤
The transcript here is amazing.
DAN'S WET MIDRIFF?!??!??!?!!!! 😳🤒🤒🥵🥵🥵
i'm sorry you're going through a rough spot. hang in there Dan, things will get better ❤
It's sad that people these days would gladly help out the "people in need" but no one bats an eye when a travesty like this happens...
performance art at it's finest, great work as always Dan!
Don't worry Dan! I'm here now!
Dan would either be the first one dead or the last one alive in an apocalypse. No in between.
dan you really just spend a whole minute whimpering while in the ocean
This is going to get recommended to me 5 years later 😊
His eyebrows ran away all the crazy shit he’s doing
Im glad youre okay Dr. Evil
0:23 where are you and how you get there?
He landed on the shore I think he safe now
@@coolnickles3306 ok
It’s called electricity
@@ITZebikeso he teleported?
@@The_Penguin_Club real
This feels like an important piece of lore i wont forget this
Great day for swimming in Tampa FL 😀
So jealous, I love the ocean! 😁
Have a nice time Dan! 🌊🌊
his tummy at the end… (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)
Fin when he tries to conquer his fear of the ocean
I see land over there.. 0:18
𝔽𝕣
No you dont
where
I don't see land here
bro ru imagining stuff theres no land
Oml- I’m glad you’re ok-😭🙏
NO BUT THE FACT HE WAS ABLE TO HOLD THE CAMERA THE WHOLE TIME-
I can only imagine being a bystander and seeing Dan flailing around in 2 feet of water pretending to drown while also wearing a life jacket.
those sunglasses never stood a fucking chance
i'm here dan!
glad you're enjoying life 😀😁 ride those waves king🤩
are you good
every video you upload makes my week dan thank you so much
He really Hentschelled his Dan this time!
I'm sure the Chinese will be very receptful of your beach landing Dan
This perfectly encapsulates how it feels to be a bug getting washed down the drain
0:03 That Wave Got Me 💀