@@npvuvuzela Nuking Hiroshima and Nagasaki was not only necessary but the morally correct thing to do. It took two nukes for Japan to surrender. Japan still hasn't apologized for their war crimes. Even after the first nuke Japan planned biological attacks across America to kill as many people as possible. Hitler didn't even use biological weapons. These plans came before any nuke. After it all, America still rebuilt Japan.
This was a really tough day for Japan fans. Thankfully the Emperor fired the head coach soon after this and I like the way the anime playbook seems to be working. Trust the Process.
@@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 in this parody the emperor is basically the franchise owner and he fired the whole coaching staff except that one dude who would later head the self defense forces and encourage painting anime tits on helicopters.
Tbf that’s what a lot of people expected. Reportedly a lot of citizens didn’t even bother going into shelter because they assumed it was just a recon plane
As pointed out by Joe and Troy, Japan's lack of defense came back to bite them in the end. But you got to give credit where credits due, honestly just a coaching masterpiece by Truman, and his players executed his scheme to perfection. Can't wait to see a rematch between these two powerhouses in the future.
And Kennedys defensive line just couldnt make the stop. Here’s Ed Hochuli with the official call. “After reviewing the play. The presidents head was down by contact and the play was blown dead before the first lady could recover the skull fragments. The shooter has been ejected for targeting the head
Joe Buck covering the Pearl Harbor Attack: "That is a DISGUSTING act by Isoroku Yamamoto." Joe Buck covering a kamikaze attack: "Suzuki..... Suzuki..... Suzuki..... down at the bow of Enterprise."
@@weenusschmartington Friedrich Paulus as a 1st overall pick was a bust. Though tbf I think that was more of the coach making him do way too much and causing him to get injured into retirement.
"You gotta just appreciate his improvisation in the middle of the play. Looks like they're about to take him out and BOOM! slips through the gap right into the radio tower."
FOX Intro plays* Joe Buck: "Hello everyone and welcome to FOX's coverage of an American bombing run on Hiroshima. I'm Joe Buck and with me as always is Troy Aikman. And its a crisp August morning in Southern Japan and what goes better in the morning than Dunkin Donuts? America runs on Dunkin! Japan's air defenses have been laughable in the last few months, Troy, do you see them putting up any kind of a fight?" Troy: "I just can't Joe, Japan has been miserable recently but they just refuse to quit!" Alarms go off* Joe Buck: "It looks like we're starting here so lets cut to the aerial coverage brought to you by Goodyear... Here comes the Enola Gay. It's about overhead of Hiroshima now... Gay- and he- drops the payload! Lets take another look with the Toyota instant replay." Troy: "Looks like it only dropped one bomb Joe, can't expect it to do much damage." Joe: "You really can't Troy, but what you can expect is for America to tune in to a brand new episode of The Simpsons followed by a new Family Guy only on FOX!" Que explosion* Joe: "And that was a massive explosion Troy, let's hear from Aaron Andrews down in downtown Hiroshima- Aaron.... Looks like we're having some technical issues with the headset we'll be right back after these messages from our sponsors." Que injury timeout music*
I'm kinda glad it wasn't. The technical limitations of the genre at the time helped spur creativity with what could be done and let the genre develop on its own time. We didn't need to fool people to be clever, and now we'd have to be all the more clever to fool people.
This has some very Nick Castellanos style call as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame.
Japan had one of the best offenses in the first half of their season. But after their byeweek and losing a game at midway Japan has lost all of their momentum.
The sad "go-to-commercial" version of the FOX music in the outro is an unreal touch 😂 so funny. That music always makes me giggle during games because its like, we're going to commercial again but this time it's somber lol.
I love how the instant replay is sponsored by a Japanese company
My dad pointed that out to me when I showed him and I was like "god ur right that's so funny"
@@spectriaofficial also goodyear sponsors those blimps that fly over college football games
erin andrews live from ground zero^^
Brought to you by Yokohama Tires....
They owe us for nuclear charging them into the 21st century. Without those bombs they’d still be fighting with sticks and samurai swords.
RIP Erin Andrews 1978-1945
Lmao
Damn we lost one of the only decent sports commentators… RIP Erin!!
The ultimate American sporting event
Unironically true. Showcases American values well
@@npvuvuzela your ignorant
@@awsomestleaperd78 You should learn how to spell first before criticizing others
This thread is too real
@@npvuvuzela Nuking Hiroshima and Nagasaki was not only necessary but the morally correct thing to do. It took two nukes for Japan to surrender. Japan still hasn't apologized for their war crimes. Even after the first nuke Japan planned biological attacks across America to kill as many people as possible. Hitler didn't even use biological weapons. These plans came before any nuke. After it all, America still rebuilt Japan.
This is disturbingly good. It's like my old favorite RUclips Poop videos are merging with reality itself... A fascinating time to live.
TBH it scares the shit out of me.
Shitposting + AI…. Can only hope we keep using it for this purpose and nothing sinister.
Bro I'm actually pooping too lol
@@BrobleYT I can't wait for aging parents to be scammed by AI mimicking their children's voices.
@@TheKavuShow holy shit… not to mention deepfake videos. yeah we’re fucked lmao.
The fox injury theme is a brilliant touch
“Japans air defenses have been laughable in the past months” 😭
Hasnt been the same since Midway, injuries have devastated their O-Line
The injury timeout music for Erin Andrews...holy shit
What makes it even funnier is that they played the injury music after the bomb hit
Hahaha
That got me, laughed so hard
i fucking died
That was the best part of the video for me. The injury music after the bomb dropping.
@@nicholasprzeslawski So did Erin Andrews.
This was a really tough day for Japan fans.
Thankfully the Emperor fired the head coach soon after this and I like the way the anime playbook seems to be working. Trust the Process.
Breaking: Japans Owner fired head coach Sumdumguy.
the 6 head coaches iirc
Pretty sure he was literally fired as soon as that bomb dropped.
the emperor is the head coach.
oh.
@@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 in this parody the emperor is basically the franchise owner and he fired the whole coaching staff except that one dude who would later head the self defense forces and encourage painting anime tits on helicopters.
The dark thing about this is erin andrews being at ground zero.
Yea, however Erin is only having a few technical problems
should have went to erin a gew seconds before impact to see how the spectators felt as the bomb approached
@@jimmys50More like Erin is only having more than a few molecular problems.
May no harm ever come to Erin Andrews
They knew exactly what they were doing by putting her there
"Looks like it only dropped one bomb joe, can't expect it to do much damage"😐
That's what they would have thought if they didn't know what a nuke was and nukes were brand new.
Most exiting Joe buck commentary
@@anonymouswhitecircle5236 nah that was Troy who said the line John quoted
@@squillz8310 yeah I probably should have noticed that since it literally said Joe in the original quote 😂
Tbf that’s what a lot of people expected. Reportedly a lot of citizens didn’t even bother going into shelter because they assumed it was just a recon plane
"Toyota instant replay" got me good lol
If I would’ve heard “Whopper whopper whopper whopper” at the end, I would’ve died
I was waiting for it. :(
American sailors on the USS Missouri chanted "Whopper whopper whopper whopper" right after Japan signed the Instrument of Surrender.
"At BEEEEEEE-KAAAYYY, have it your way. YOU RULE!!"
The original clip on tiktok has the burgerking ad at the end
@@ljrockets1522 link?
As pointed out by Joe and Troy, Japan's lack of defense came back to bite them in the end. But you got to give credit where credits due, honestly just a coaching masterpiece by Truman, and his players executed his scheme to perfection. Can't wait to see a rematch between these two powerhouses in the future.
Wild seeing TubFrog on here
Tubfrog?
Tub! The legend has graced this video with his presence
Let's go TubFrog
Roosevelt got them most of the way there, but when he left the team for health reasons, Truman stepped up to the task.
This is gold, Joe would totally have covered this on the play by play
*monotone* “gay… gay… still going… gay…. has scored”
And everyone should be clear that this is not Joe Buck's idea this came from the top of the national football League owners.
The fact that they played the injury theme at the end is just brutal 😂
The historical accuracy and being in character makes this so great. They wouldn't know anything about atomic weaponry like we do today.
Joe Buck covering more historical events 😂
Joe Buck covering JFK assassination
Joe Buck covering 9-11
@banjoplayingbison2275 it hit the uprights!
@@banjoplayingbison2275kick is no good on the double doink
And Kennedys defensive line just couldnt make the stop. Here’s Ed Hochuli with the official call.
“After reviewing the play. The presidents head was down by contact and the play was blown dead before the first lady could recover the skull fragments. The shooter has been ejected for targeting the head
Joe Buck covering the Pearl Harbor Attack:
"That is a DISGUSTING act by Isoroku Yamamoto."
Joe Buck covering a kamikaze attack: "Suzuki..... Suzuki..... Suzuki..... down at the bow of Enterprise."
ATOM BOMB... SIDELINE... TOUCHDOWN... UNBELIEVABLE
@@AlbertQian LITTLE BOY AND THE UNITED STATES HAVE WALKED OFF ON THE JAPANESE EMPIRE! ITS A 61 YARD HIROSHIMA MIRACLE!
The "DISGUSTING act by Yamamoto" line had me weak
“Suzuki is…. CAUGHT by the AA!!! Gee Troy gotta say that really saved a massive mistake by the aerial coverage…”
@@AlbertQian As a lifelong Vikings fan, I’m just realizing now that most of our iconic moments were commentated by Joe Buck lol.
This takes "blowing up your roster" to a whole other level...😂
Biggest tank job since Germany back in 1941.
@@shoukatsukai
Stalin: “They had US in the first half, ngl”
@@shoukatsukai Germany needed that first overall pick
@@weenusschmartington Friedrich Paulus as a 1st overall pick was a bust. Though tbf I think that was more of the coach making him do way too much and causing him to get injured into retirement.
@@shoukatsukai nah, that’s silly, the team around him was clearly not good enough, had they given him a better line, he wouldn’t have retired so early
The random sponsorships is what elevates this to comedy gold
Lets take another look with Toyota instant Replay....
......The irony
The fact that they played the injury song at the end is what really killed me
Killed Erin, too.
Poor Jarret Stoll.
@@captainphoenix nooooooo Erin
This is terrific...Japan faced a lot of adversity this year
The 1941 season was excellent!
1942 season had a few bumps in the road.
From 1943 onward the team should've got new management
The injury timeout music for Erin Andrews 😂
everything about this is perfect. the commentary, the impersonations, the sound effects, the lazy corporate sponsorship… all 10/10
I lost it on the absolute silence when they called down to Erin Andrews XD "technical issues with the headset" lmaoooo
Imagine history teachers in 500 years thinking this is real.
I imagine that, long before that, we'll have been able to suss this shit out. We're entering an arms race not unlike the computer virus scene.
We're not making it 500 years lol
@@goby1764I hope not.
@@goby1764 You and I, I hope not, unless we've got cool cyborg bodies.
@@jesuszamora6949 Cyborgs better be in the future
absolutely insane commentary
YOU DID NOT EDIT THE INJURY TIMEOUT SONG AT THE END OMFG THAT WAS THE PERFECT FINISHING TOUCH 😂💀💀
The Simpsons plug was so spot on and the injury fox theme at the end lmao
Big Oppenheimer spoilers here haha
We legit need John Madden doing play by play drawings of kamikaze attacks on Pearl Harbor
They didn’t use kamikaze’s at Pearl Harbor, those came later when Japan was getting desperate.
@@boataxe4605 Are you questioning Madden's abilities as a commentator?
"You gotta just appreciate his improvisation in the middle of the play. Looks like they're about to take him out and BOOM! slips through the gap right into the radio tower."
@@____________________________hihe doesn’t know the raw power of John Madden and Pat Summerall in the booth
The 'injury' rendition of the fox sports theme in a minor key is too accurate.
Not to be that guy but it’s actually in a major key, the original is in a minor key 🤓
This stuff is hilarious!
If I were 14 again, I would die of laughter for sure.
I still am.
The historical accuracy and being in character makes this so great (They wouldn't know anything about atomic weaponry like we do today).
If I was 14 again my wee wee would be smaller
@BrightForest Yeah idk why OP said he would enjoy this if he was 14
@@brightforest5382at first glance it’s funny, second it’s dark and eventually it’s just genius commentary
Everyone saying Howard Cosell announcing Lennon’s death is legendary has never heard this. RIP in piece
The amount of commercials is what got me
The constant ad plugs is accurate.
funny because Joe Buck sounds more like Aikman in this lol
The Toyota instant replay part killed me 😂😂😂
The Toyota instant replay lmao. Must be the ground view.
The idea that Toyota is a sponsor is hilarious
My dad pointed out it's funny they used the TOYOTA instant replay given the circumstances
America post-game: "They had us in the first half not gonna lie."
Honestly it's the perfectly timed product placements that kill me
Can we just take a minute to appreciate Erin Andrews for being behind enemy lines for that scoop. She gave her all that day.
Ending the clip with the Fox injury music was perfection
The injury timeout music at the end was beautiful
I’m just imagining the Enola Gay having those cringy helmet quotes painted on the side
“It takes all of us”
“Stop hate”
"Choose love"
Japan may be down now, but their rebuilding process is solid. Wait like 3 years and they’ll compete again
They are having issues with drafting and free agency, right now.
Sponsored by fucking Goodyear 😂😂😂
Ahaha 'let's take a look on the Toyota instant replay' hittin a lil different here
I feel terrible for laughing when they played the Fox NFL injury song when they lost communication with Erin Andrews but man that was just to funny!
The fact that they played the music for an injury timeout is gold
"Looks like we're having some technical issues with the headset"
Man I hope they get that fixed. We gotta hear what Aaron's gotta say.
Erin, not Aaron
A-A-ron
All of the sponsors make this absolutely gold, lol.
The fox injury theme at the end got me
The fact that an Atomic strike on a Japanese city is sponsored by Toyota. 💀
Atom Bomb touchdown in Hiroshima, no flags!
A 45-yard touchdown by the wide receiver from Michigan, Little Boy. Great feed from Enola Gay, with 10 seconds left it looks over for Japan.
This better be in the Oppenheimer movie
Lets hear from Erin in downtown hiroshima, followed by silence is peak comedy
Yeah, i lost it at that point.
"coming right up after the war, with the postgame show featuring robert j oppenheimer, who has been instrumental in letting america clinch this win"
The Toyota instant replay bit got me
It's the goddamn Simpsons bit. Gets me every time.
Only on FOX.
Followed by a new Family Guy.
This is so good you got me laughing so hard at all the advertisements within a minute
This video is going to absolutely explode.
this is gold
This is so accurate, even the pauses after a line, like he’s reading the script….
This was the best I've heard yet. Disturbingly accurate and hilarious.
Lol this is so hilarious. The Simpson cut in was the best part
The fox injury jingle at the end, I'm dead 🤣 💀
Imagine the people who worked on the mission hearing this.
Them playing the injury music was just *chef's kiss *
I have no idea why the YT algorithm put this in my recommended video but I can’t stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣
I'm gonna tell my kids this is how America covered the bombing of Japan.
Has science gone too far?
The injury tune at the end 💀💀💀
Wow, I knew the Simpsons was an old show, but can’t believe it’s been around since the ‘40s.
This felt more like a Nascar race than an NFL broadcast
FOX Intro plays* Joe Buck: "Hello everyone and welcome to FOX's coverage of an American bombing run on Hiroshima. I'm Joe Buck and with me as always is Troy Aikman. And its a crisp August morning in Southern Japan and what goes better in the morning than Dunkin Donuts? America runs on Dunkin! Japan's air defenses have been laughable in the last few months, Troy, do you see them putting up any kind of a fight?" Troy: "I just can't Joe, Japan has been miserable recently but they just refuse to quit!" Alarms go off* Joe Buck: "It looks like we're starting here so lets cut to the aerial coverage brought to you by Goodyear... Here comes the Enola Gay. It's about overhead of Hiroshima now... Gay- and he- drops the payload! Lets take another look with the Toyota instant replay." Troy: "Looks like it only dropped one bomb Joe, can't expect it to do much damage." Joe: "You really can't Troy, but what you can expect is for America to tune in to a brand new episode of The Simpsons followed by a new Family Guy only on FOX!" Que explosion* Joe: "And that was a massive explosion Troy, let's hear from Aaron Andrews down in downtown Hiroshima- Aaron.... Looks like we're having some technical issues with the headset we'll be right back after these messages from our sponsors." Que injury timeout music*
Erin Andrews.
Thank you for saving me from having to click the closed captions button. No really, I mean it.
You're welcome!
That is a disgusting act by America.
The only thing wrong is that Buck didn't introduce Troy as "hall of famer-"
Erin andrews 😢😂
You forgot the "NO FLAGS"
I was waiting for the commercial break to hit me with a WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER
He sounds more lively that the real Joe lol
Turning war into a sport literally and metaphorically speaking would be a really good idea for a dystopian novel
no, for black humor
@@timopheim5479 ikr too
Ironic, considering the Japanese did that with the war in China.
@@timopheim5479 racist
If this stuff was around 15 years ago YTPs would have been on another level
I'm kinda glad it wasn't. The technical limitations of the genre at the time helped spur creativity with what could be done and let the genre develop on its own time. We didn't need to fool people to be clever, and now we'd have to be all the more clever to fool people.
This has some very Nick Castellanos style call as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame.
Oh no poor Erin Andrews lol
I love that they use the Toyota cam, a Japanese brand to review their own bombing lol
That Erin Andrews bit was great lol
"Japan has been miserable recently, but they just refuse to quit!"
It's the little things that make this one great.
Japan had one of the best offenses in the first half of their season. But after their byeweek and losing a game at midway Japan has lost all of their momentum.
Everything about this is S-tier my guy
The fact that there were five different corporate sponsors BEFORE the ad break was what got me. Scarily accurate.
HOF performance from that aircrew
The injury timeout theme is the perfect finishing touch to this
The man can Play by Play anything
The sad "go-to-commercial" version of the FOX music in the outro is an unreal touch 😂 so funny. That music always makes me giggle during games because its like, we're going to commercial again but this time it's somber lol.