It boldly thrusts into space, penetrating deeply into the void until having shot it's payload as far as it can, softly ends it's explorations!...........Damn, I think I need a cigarette!
I grew up during the Gemini, Apollo, and Shuttle eras. It is very refreshing to see how far our technology has come and also the creativity going into the new era of space flight.
I'm old enough to remember when shooting a man into space from Florida for a few minutes and recovering him downrange in the Atlantic was a huge deal. This is incredible technology and worthy of non-adolescent comments...
Yep, It's easy to make jokes when your whole life is pushing a couple buttons with your thumbs never getting up from the couch and acting like its an accomplishment, real science takes an enormous effort .
@proven patriot I could count on some "I live in mom and dad's basement" guy to make this kind of comment. Thanks for shedding light on my "darkness"....Not.
I fly kites with the help of thread. Blue origin flies metal kites without the help of thread but with preprogrammed signals/instructions. You people are great!
Your comment is so Aladeen that makes me feel Aladeen. I just Aladeen this moment. On the other hand if Aladeen was not that Aladeen we couldn't say that Aladeen is Aladeen. By the way, how do you think is this Aladeen or Aladeen?
Despite all the jokes and people poking fun at the looks of this phallic shaped rocket, it sure is nice to see someone other than SpaceX landing a rocket! Rocket reusability is the future and that doesn't exist if we can't land one safely over and over again.
Chris Arrieta Are you being sarcastic?...I rather every other space program to “copy” each other so we can progress a lot faster into space and explore the universe, because We’re too busy wasting so much precious time on bullshit on this planet.
Just commenting on the relative progress between Space X and Blue Origin. 2100: Space X first manned starship departs Sol system for Proxima Centauri. Blue Origin releases hologram of New Shepard going up and down.
@@theDubleD True. But Blue Origin had the patent of landing a craft propulsivly on a ship, and there was a court case, which SpaceX won, so the landing method was then free domain.
I know you're making a funny, and it is funny, but no. If it's anything other than a long cylinder (plus payload at the top), it's exponentially harder and more expensive - play Kerbal Space Program for more context lol.
Can you explain to me why it should be not real in the first place? This is just the 12th succesfull test flight for this thing, that finally will carry people next year and is a fun ride for rich people who pay 250,000 dollar for 4 minutes of weightlessness and a nice view from 100 km. It is just a rocket, we have seen hundreds of rocket launches in the last decades. Here are many comments who think, it is even embarassing that Blue Origin (unlike SpaceX) still only builds this small suborbtial rockets, and propulsive landing is also not a big deal any more, we have seen that a lots of time (eye witnessed by thousands of people) even with bigger rockets. So why should they fake something, that is not even a big achievement to some and not worth faking it?
@@joannot6706 Also, I'm not 100% sure but it seems that the landing "legs" if you will may have shocks to absorb energy in case the landing is a bit rough. Dont quote me though. Anyway, come on guy really?
@@yaportmax in a lot of languages I know of, "ship" and "vessel" are both feminine words. Masculine pronouns are used on words - he, she, or it. In my language for example, dog = it, idk, penis = it, while road = she and ship = she. It may sound complex, but it just takes some time using to. People may call rockets a "she" due to this reason as well, they may have travelled and the word just stuck on them
Ahhh, the Austin Powers jokes. Classic. Also hilarious that they lady says: That Roar gets me every single time :))))))) HAHAHAHH Yeah, sure it's the roar that gets you luv.
I remember that in the past we used to see this type of rockets in old science fiction movies ... Today it is a reality so I congratulate people who work to achieve this ...
Old science fiction like Lost in Space used to reverse footage of early rockets to show a space ship landing. We thought the actual future would be the Space Shuttle, turns out it was a rocket going up and reversing back down after all.
@@DaveS71 In order to get a rocket flying you need dozens, if not hundreds of engineers, physicists, computer scientists, etc... So obviously all those people are pretty happy when the project in which they invested thousands of hours of hard work succeeds.
The idea of using drag breaks is just amazing , it slowed down the vehicle to almost 200mph so they didn't use entry burn and before touchdown I was amazed to see the stability of New Shepard . Now the question is which Reusable Vehicle is most cost efficient …!!!!!!!
N yeah they stole that exact skit from naked gun .... First time it was used was naked gun ... But yeah they done the same skit in Austin Powers ... So basically it was a stolen joke
@Fernando Martinez Blue Origin was the one that proposed the idea, but SpaceX got the go ahead to try it first. So SpaceX is the first company to land a booster, and is the only company to land orbital class boosters as of 2020. Landing boosters are a new reality but not a new concept if i remember correctly. NASA and along with others did propulsively land vehicles, such as the Moon landing on Apollo.
@@Surrenitie Incorrect. Blue Origin _New Shepherd_ achieved the first booster soft landing on 23 November 2015. SpaceX did their first booster soft landing a few weeks later on 21 December 2015.
The lady speaker announcer and all the GAY GUYS in the control room got orgasm and hard on because she and the Gay guys in the control room are so excited watching the LARGE HUMONGOUS GIANT FLYING PENNIS WINNIE HAHAHA LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😄😄😄😄😄🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳. THIS LAUNCHING HUGE WINNIE PENNIS ROCKET REMIND THEM THE MOVIE CALL AUSTIN POWER WITH doctor Evil with mini me 10 years ago hahaha lol 😁😁🤣🤣👍👍. Even Jeff BOZO the billionaire look like doctor Evil and his BALL HEAD LOOKS LIKE the head of a flying PENNIS. This is real life Austin Power hahaha lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😁😁😁😁😄😄😄😄😄👍👍👍👍👍🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳!!!!!
“And she exits the valley up into space”....after seeing the shape of that rocket I kinda think it should be “ And he exits the valley up into her space “....
Something that when I was a kid they said was that was impossible to do. Back then they were right but look at us now. This is what we should be doing launching our rockets into space instead of launching them at each other. This sort of thing is truly exciting thanks for recording it and putting it in on RUclips
This reminds me of a great General, who said these words :
*"It is too round on the top. It needs to be pointy. Round is not scary. Pointy is scary."*
😆😆😆🙌🏼🙌🏼
Dictatorship. 😆😆😅😅
From the Aladeen playbook
Our dear general aladdeen😍🤣
"it looks like a huge robot's dildo!"
Kid: Mum look, your toy is flying.
kid: mummy look thunderbirds is on tv yay.
🤣🤣🤣
Wibrator ✌
😂
@@cichy00711 💯
It boldly thrusts into space, penetrating deeply into the void until having shot it's payload as far as it can, softly ends it's explorations!...........Damn, I think I need a cigarette!
Brilliant lol🤣🤣🤣
Go on.....
🔥
bob gould
The Bad Sex in Fiction Award is winging its way to you as I type...
you forgot the "G" force.
Hey, at least this rocket comes back after dumping its load, unlike my dad!
Bwaaaaah ha ha ha
F
SAVAGE....
Oh maaaaan!!! That was awesome! A lil sad. But AWESOME
oof
I was thinking how much I thought this rocket looking like something, paused and scrolled to the comments, was not disappointed ! thanks internet!
mHMMM
?
it looks likaaa wannnggg (George Tekai voice)
You had to come to the comments to have the obvious pointed out to you?
M Tea: "Hmm I can't put my thumb on it but that looks a lot like something" *scrolls down*
Comments: dick
The next mission will have two attached balls to provide longer thrusting
OMG.. Seriously men ☺☺my lungs are exploding ..#Asia
😂😂
Oh and another one! RUclips is full of comic geniuses!
@@DylanMahoney second that 😂
yea, than next time we can go balls deep into space
I hope Bezos' team wraps this spaceship in adequate protective coating before it enters Uranus.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
legend
never gets old
UrAnus HAHAHAHA genius bro!!!
He has a theme going with this rocket and his Prime Video logo
Rocket name: spasexy astrodildo
Destiny: black hole
Where are the likes?
There 😁
Its all pink on the inside.black hole is a myth😂
Tinha que ser um brasileiro! kkkkk
@@MsLordenatas kkkkkkkkkkkk
It's probably headed straight for Uranus 😂
Your BAD! Made me smile........
🤣
The best dck joke made to this video 😂😂😂
God damn what a good joke ahaha. Seriously wish my brain said this lol
Lmfao
"Houston we have vibration!"
oh, houston harder...
Jay Tee ruclips.net/video/QIEfk7fZYmc/видео.html
Houston we have a problem--NO BATTERIES
@@youneschadli4659 j
Jay Tee lmfao
I bet whoever designed the shape still can't believe they got away with it.
Lol..It's like a great metaphor telling E.T. to go Ef themselves.
At this stage how many different ways are there to design a rocket?
Nice stable and straight😎
@@DERMEDIENKAISER that's what she said 😋
@@DERMEDIENKAISER Could be gay, just saying
The most high-tech circumcision ever performed
Bezoser
Lol spacex did this like 6 years ago tf you saying
Lol y'all it was just a joke. I can feel the trigger rising in here 😆🤦🏻♂️
Och !
I thought it looked more like A Bobbitt. But that's just me I guess.
Space X: awwww cute
@KnoxTheBox what the fudge are you talking about? Flatty?
@KnoxTheBox are you an idiot?
@KnoxTheBox are you serious? Thats the dumbeat shit i have ever heard
@KnoxTheBox hehe you gotta go see a doctor soon bruh 🤣
Yes yes yes. Aii
me: "mom can we have spacex?"
mom: "no we have spacex at home"
spacex at home:
LOL for real
Looks like dildo😂
Your mom has a good taste
@@buabulua8960 going straight up to Bezos Azz😂😂
@@diveshdodia1475 am i wrong? 😂
She keeps referring to it as she!! Kinda looks a bit "He" to me.
umm.. maybe the proper one is "thing looks like a part of he"
I guess the pecker shape is the new tushie shape 🤔
Wishful thinking?
She is a trap
phil osophical
That’s fucked up
I grew up during the Gemini, Apollo, and Shuttle eras. It is very refreshing to see how far our technology has come and also the creativity going into the new era of space flight.
Ah you like that cock shape design, eh! Innovative indeed!
@@powers1776reset spoken like a true, upstanding Democrat. What a pervert
I'm old enough to remember when shooting a man into space from Florida for a few minutes and recovering him downrange in the Atlantic was a huge deal. This is incredible technology and worthy of non-adolescent comments...
totally agreed with yogur coment👍
Yep, It's easy to make jokes when your whole life is pushing a couple buttons with your thumbs never getting up from the couch and acting like its an accomplishment, real science takes an enormous effort .
@br ok Lol...I just realized this was a CGI video...Duh.
@proven patriot Pfft, you believe in the moon?! YOU should do your research.
@proven patriot I could count on some "I live in mom and dad's basement" guy to make this kind of comment. Thanks for shedding light on my "darkness"....Not.
When you buy an falcon 9 on wish...
This comment is underrated 😂😂
I would be fine with it... it works... looks like much fun 😉
This is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂
At least it works 😏
🤣
I can just imagine what the docking station looks like...
Like a butchers bin.
Hahaha
😂🙈
🍯
@@trendgil 2 big uns
I fly kites with the help of thread.
Blue origin flies metal kites without the help of thread but with preprogrammed signals/instructions. You people are great!
This thing really penetrates space like nothing ever has lmao
Hey look... it a gaint... DILDO. (Austin Powers reference pun 2 yeah baby yeah 🤔🤦♂️💁♂️🤣
No doubt that thing was built to dump it's load into space.
pepto abysmal 🤣🤣🤣🤣
pepto abysmal 😆
excellent !
Buh dum dis
When it reached that meco ( meco is slang for sperm in Spanish ) stage 😂
"It needs to be pointy" Admiral General Aladeen
No it's round 😂
Your comment is so Aladeen that makes me feel Aladeen. I just Aladeen this moment. On the other hand if Aladeen was not that Aladeen we couldn't say that Aladeen is Aladeen.
By the way, how do you think is this Aladeen or Aladeen?
🤣🤣🤣
Dead!
what a aladeen natured comment
Another successful atmospheric penetration and a smooth re-entry
Despite all the jokes and people poking fun at the looks of this phallic shaped rocket, it sure is nice to see someone other than SpaceX landing a rocket!
Rocket reusability is the future and that doesn't exist if we can't land one safely over and over again.
People copying other people's works is the greatest thing isn't it?
More? More. More!
Idiots
Chris Arrieta Are you being sarcastic?...I rather every other space program to “copy” each other so we can progress a lot faster into space and explore the universe, because We’re too busy wasting so much precious time on bullshit on this planet.
trg1408 absolutely
2030: Space X puts man on Mars. Blue Origin realeases new video of New Shepard going up and down.
Indeed
It's all about the thrust
Truly, I am from 2031
lol man on mars ?what else?we dont even have one building on the Moon but they brainwash you with mars xD lolololo how naive
Just commenting on the relative progress between Space X and Blue Origin.
2100: Space X first manned starship departs Sol system for Proxima Centauri. Blue Origin releases hologram of New Shepard going up and down.
As an absolute SpaceX tard, it makes me happy to see other companies atleast trying to make reusable rockets.
Yep competition is good.
Blue Origin came first
@@rocketcello5354 as a company.
@@theDubleD True. But Blue Origin had the patent of landing a craft propulsivly on a ship, and there was a court case, which SpaceX won, so the landing method was then free domain.
I think no matter who was the first doing something, just matters who learn and do it well.
Blue Origin needs respect from the space community
Also Blue Origin: Uses Imperial System
Rip
For what for supplying tourist with SUB orbit rides? lmao
I see Dr. Evil has returned in his pen is shaped rocket.
Lmfao
Couldn't they design this to look like a spaceship, gives me flashbacks of Austin Powers during the baseball game.
Yes, as goofy and just as fictional
Wong! It looks just like/Private!
"Looks like a giant.... HOTDOGS, GET YOUR HOTDOGS"
I know you're making a funny, and it is funny, but no. If it's anything other than a long cylinder (plus payload at the top), it's exponentially harder and more expensive - play Kerbal Space Program for more context lol.
They have to start making them in space first pesky aerodynamics
That rocket reminds me of an Austin Powers movie.
Yeah 🤣
You are Killing me....
Yeah baby...
Johnson
Looks like a giant... JOHNSON! LOL
Where’s the on rocket cameras? SpaceX has spoiled us I guess!
you need amazon prime for that.
Must be 18 or older
Those cameras add so much weight that why SN keeps crashing 🤣 jk
"As she penetrates the atmosphere."
Jahi trst it’s a he 🤣
🤣😂
Thats what she said.
Hehe 👏👏👏👏🤭😂
Congratulations!^^
Blue origin: We can make vibrators fly 😄
SpaceX: We can make silos fly 😄
Me: I can make my beer can fly.
Fat feminist
And Both are Dumb.
Vibrators🤣
It's bigger
And it has a rocket at the button for MAXIMUM PENETRATION!
Nice balloon! I love how it bounces when it lands. People need to wake up!
Can you explain to me why it should be not real in the first place? This is just the 12th succesfull test flight for this thing, that finally will carry people next year and is a fun ride for rich people who pay 250,000 dollar for 4 minutes of weightlessness and a nice view from 100 km. It is just a rocket, we have seen hundreds of rocket launches in the last decades. Here are many comments who think, it is even embarassing that Blue Origin (unlike SpaceX) still only builds this small suborbtial rockets, and propulsive landing is also not a big deal any more, we have seen that a lots of time (eye witnessed by thousands of people) even with bigger rockets. So why should they fake something, that is not even a big achievement to some and not worth faking it?
You can tell it's real because it looks so fake.... Elon Musk SpaceX quote.... Yes he used real balloons in his rocket design....
Tucker, you need an education badly brotha
It bounces because the thruster is still on when it touches down you little genius.
Just think.
@@joannot6706 Also, I'm not 100% sure but it seems that the landing "legs" if you will may have shocks to absorb energy in case the landing is a bit rough. Dont quote me though. Anyway, come on guy really?
Вот, интересно🤔, какие это сволочи ставят дизлайки такому классному видео? "Рогозин и сыновья"? 😁
Я ставлю дизайн ну взлетел и сел назад а где шаг в перед он уже 4 месяц дрочит туда сюда а где полет к луне?
@@РеалистБородулинард он брал на себя какие-то персональные обязательства перед тобой?
"That roar gets me every single time..."
That's what she said.
Isn't this the first launch 🤔
She likes the g’s
"It looks just like a huge...." - "Johnson!"
I was thinking the same thing!🤣
Maximum charge"Kimmy"😅
Ha!
Is that a "hotdog get your hotdogs"
Can't remember the film is it police academy or something else
Why is she calling the rocket a “she”? Clearly a “he”.
feminism got all the way into science.
Generally ships and vessels are referred to as "She"
See: human history and star wars
@@yaportmax in a lot of languages I know of, "ship" and "vessel" are both feminine words. Masculine pronouns are used on words - he, she, or it. In my language for example, dog = it, idk, penis = it, while road = she and ship = she. It may sound complex, but it just takes some time using to.
People may call rockets a "she" due to this reason as well, they may have travelled and the word just stuck on them
Because, "she" have a "G", and not only one,but 3G,4G.....Aaaall the way up and down..... Females.. what can I say.
@@teobultrans1451 actually.. scratch what I said. You are right, sir
Pretty amazing work. Congrats on such a fantastic flight.
"Gets me every single time!"
"Go baby, go."
😂
@@ahmednisar2359 she is a waman..have some raspact 😁..#pewdiepie#ylylindia
there she blows!
The narrator imagine a big dick
You have all so dirty minds 😏
"It has to be pointy."--- General Alladin
Lmao
If it is round it will rebound and hit us!!!
Well, that looks like a giant--
Colonel: Johnson?!
Johnson: Yes, sir?
Privates! We have come across an unknown enemy! It is a long smooth vessel, that resembles a- WANG! PAY ATTENTION!
Ahhh, the Austin Powers jokes.
Classic.
Also hilarious that they lady says: That Roar gets me every single time :))))))) HAHAHAHH
Yeah, sure it's the roar that gets you luv.
Damn you, I was gonna make this Austin Powers reference lmao
My exact thought lmaooo
Ha... Had the same thought...
I Can't Wait To See The First Ship That Looks Like A Virginia...
Beautiful! Perfect landing! Future is coming!
The roar from that toy gets her every single time. GO BABY GO. TOUCH DOWN.
The Austin Powers jokes just write themselves on this.
Look at that. It looks like a huge flying.... JOHNSON! - Yes sir ?
What if dr evil is at the controls? Lol
@@ronaldmcdonald1458 he would find a way to carry the 'liquid hot magma' 😵
@@turbotoez3539 I immediately thought the exact same line 😂😂
Never watched Austin Powers in English, but... could we make this thing golden?
I remember that in the past we used to see this type of rockets in old science fiction movies ... Today it is a reality so I congratulate people who work to achieve this ...
I honestly think musk and others have designed them on purpose to look a bit old fashioned, almost flash Gordon
Old science fiction like Lost in Space used to reverse footage of early rockets to show a space ship landing.
We thought the actual future would be the Space Shuttle, turns out it was a rocket going up and reversing back down after all.
LULZ!
Austin powers.
Well said sir👏🌏🕊️
1:31 "go baby go". Yup thats what she said.
Lol
I love the 2 people quietly clapping. Spacex always has a crowd of people cheering.
@@DaveS71 they're called employees
@Pat Ball I agree 100%
Musk likes a good audience, either way.
@@DaveS71 In order to get a rocket flying you need dozens, if not hundreds of engineers, physicists, computer scientists, etc... So obviously all those people are pretty happy when the project in which they invested thousands of hours of hard work succeeds.
Are they deliberately designing them to look like a giant knob?
Yes sir they are the Nob is the perfect design for space penetration
@@luckypuppa4950 hahaha you got that right
They tried designing a “Pussy Hat” version but it exploded on takeoff!
This looks like it does precisely for the same reason the human penis looks like it does. For the same reason a sperm looks like it does.
MR. D. Lololololololololol 😂
"Those payloads are getting a nice ride this morning" ... you couldn't make it up!
The idea of using drag breaks is just amazing , it slowed down the vehicle to almost 200mph so they didn't use entry burn and before touchdown I was amazed to see the stability of New Shepard . Now the question is which Reusable Vehicle is most cost efficient …!!!!!!!
Im just sitting here being impressed by that zoom on the camera
Yeah, a good 100 km view range, thats quite something. Could use one of them for my animal photography... :)
Coolpix p1000 $1500
You're not alone lol
Looks legit lol
Yep I bet it sees UFOs clearly 👌
As I see the rocket I immediately scroll down in comments to look
And boy I was right
The comments didn't disappoint ^^
I don’t get it...
Same here 🤣
LOL, this looks like something out of the movie "Flesh Gordon".
Exactly
Nature knew what it was doing when it designed that shape for maximum penetration
.....” and a smooth controlled touch down” 😮
😂
👍
Imagine this going into a black hole.
This is going right into the annals of history.
“Thar roar gets me every single time as she exits the valley”😉😉
Carlos Villareal yea like riding a Harley. Lol
"Those payloads are getting a nice ride today..." "Man is that exciting!"
The Statue of Liberty 🗽 just called me and said to tell you she needs her toy back!
Hahahahaha to funny hahahah
🤣👊
dont joke about my gf!
Came to see the "it looks like a sex toy" comments, was not disappointed.
Grats on your launch o/ Really rose for the occasion.
Scientist Tesla:-..In 2020 everyone will be having there own flying car....
Nobody:- in 2019 we are making flying dildos....
Nikola Tesla really say that? If so could I have the link please? I'm a big fan of Nikola Tesla.
Oh my god it’s a giant.....”JOHNSON”
“Yes sir”
behave
You, your friend and your johnson.
Good one
bahahaha Naked gun
N yeah they stole that exact skit from naked gun .... First time it was used was naked gun ... But yeah they done the same skit in Austin Powers ... So basically it was a stolen joke
I got a perfect image of what the space station should look like.
Does it have 1 entrance and 1 exit?
Space Station P.U.S.S.Y ! 🍑🍑🍑
That's tooo funny!
A vag
Let me think. 2 legs spread wide open. An in the middle is a nice tunnel
Salute to the camera quality.
Американская программа : "летающий космический хер" выходит на заданные параметры! Молодцы парни!))))
Мы скоро потеряем космос,как и авто пром как и всё . Обидно за державу.
Они так всех инопланетян испугают....
Чего то не понял, чего он в космос не полетел дальше, об куМпол чтоль ударился?
@@ДмитрийСинякин-ы2н , а автопром был?
@@PiratSuv Это первая ступень, в ней топливо заканчивалось, и её вернули на землю, а вторая дальше полетела.
“If you or I were on New Shepard right now, we’re gonna feel those G’s”. *Yeah you will*
Over seen comment!
Epic comment. Well played 😂
I like how we've gone full circle with rocket design back to the 1950s SciFi style of a manned rocket taking off and landing on its fins. :D
If SpaceX goes to the moon they better paint the rocket like the one on Tintin
As it should be
Pete Forgione seriously. Get innovation out of the hands of politicians and gorillas with twitter accounts.
@@GMoney-B did you call Obama a gorilla
Супер!
Пусть УДАЧА ВСЕГДА СОПУТСТВУЕТ СОВРЕМЕННОМУ ИНЖЕНЕРНОМУ ГЕНИЮ -ВЕЛИКОМУ ИЛОНУ МАСКУ!!!✌✌✌✌✌✌✌👏👏👏👏👏👏
I came here for the comments, made my day...😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your comment prompted me to read the other comments😂
When will this be available on Amazon?
Mr Goldenfold allready exist . 😜 125 € with shipping . If you boght 3 than cost only 90 €
Ohh yess very soon
Home delivery anywhere in the world.
You don't KNOW me
:54 that roar gets me every single time - - - and the washing machine, that too. :)
Translation= Looking at this large penis looking object with all it's power makes. Well I'm wet right now, and it ain't been raining. Wink wink
That was absolutely amazing, well done.
You could build a whole amusement park around this one ride!
that what they do
It's probably satellites thru put into orbit and drop them at certain points
yeah cuz it would remind kids of their creepy uncle stiffy the Christmas fondlre
Ну ладно ,пойду поем
woman: where's my toy?
man: your toy needs some space.
Your comment deserves more likes
hahah lol
😂😎
:O so nobody's talking about how FRIKING GOOD THAT CAMERA IS, LIKE IT CAN ZOOM INTO SPACE !!?!??!??
cool camera , but no this didnt go into space
@@wizmo57 actually it did go into space by about 30,000 feet.
I'm more marvelling at the fact that they have made a "Giant Vibrator" THAT FLYS!
Wizmo 343,000 ft , well that’s clearly in space.
@@BernardWilkinson what's a giant viberater
Wow, I hadn't seen the Bezos launch yet. Fairly impressive actually. Looking forward to what is next.
"She"? Have you looked at that thing?
Stunning and brave!
well, in today's world ... you never know :))
What I came to say.
That thing aka rocket looks like a penis.
@@bunberrier 😂😂😂🤦🏾🤦🏾
That rocket hit about 5 G spots in one swoop. "Yikes"
are u flat earther?
@KnoxTheBox k
Blue Origin: Watch us land our Rocket.
Elon Musk: Hold my joint.
@Fernando Martinez Blue Origin was the one that proposed the idea, but SpaceX got the go ahead to try it first. So SpaceX is the first company to land a booster, and is the only company to land orbital class boosters as of 2020. Landing boosters are a new reality but not a new concept if i remember correctly. NASA and along with others did propulsively land vehicles, such as the Moon landing on Apollo.
@@Surrenitie Incorrect. Blue Origin _New Shepherd_ achieved the first booster soft landing on 23 November 2015. SpaceX did their first booster soft landing a few weeks later on 21 December 2015.
@@Robert_St-Preux Ah, i didn't remember correctly but thanks for the correction.
Need to get Adam and Eve to sponsor these missions. It already looks like some of their products.
Yes, that's funny. You know everyone has to thinking that. Lol
The lady speaker announcer and all the GAY GUYS in the control room got orgasm and hard on because she and the Gay guys in the control room are so excited watching the LARGE HUMONGOUS GIANT FLYING PENNIS WINNIE HAHAHA LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😄😄😄😄😄🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳. THIS LAUNCHING HUGE WINNIE PENNIS ROCKET REMIND THEM THE MOVIE CALL AUSTIN POWER WITH doctor Evil with mini me 10 years ago hahaha lol 😁😁🤣🤣👍👍. Even Jeff BOZO the billionaire look like doctor Evil and his BALL HEAD LOOKS LIKE the head of a flying PENNIS. This is real life Austin Power hahaha lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😁😁😁😁😄😄😄😄😄👍👍👍👍👍🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳!!!!!
IT'S SO REAL, IT LOOKS FAKE
You fake
Tudo fake!😂😂
Or so fake it looks real
I want to see this thing meeting up with the mother ship. The “docking” procedure should be interesting🤔😉
Monty Zumazoom hopefully it looks better than than landing !
Yeah because that landing looked so dam fake it had to be real!
Oh my God 😂😂
It probably fits in well 😂. Otherwise that's gonna be an issue 😂
Can't wait to see their babies..
Looks like Spacex has some STIFFF competition
copy cats will allways stay copy cats.
@@gruntakgrun8282 Yes, Elon has never invented anything, thank you for pointing this out. They are both catching up to Nasa from how long ago?
@@FEV369when did NASA repeatedly and vertically land reusable booster rockets? I don't remember that.
@@FEV369 what are you talking about? lol.
@@FEV369 Spacex is miles ahead of nasa now get fucked lol
I like the speedometer and altitude gauge. They should do this for all rocket launches
“And she exits the valley up into space”....after seeing the shape of that rocket I kinda think it should be “ And he exits the valley up into her space “....
It is too round on the top, it needs to be pointy. Round is not scary, pointy is scary.
Movie reference, yes?
You a not a legitimate leader
😄😄😄😄😆😄😄😆pointy
alaa eldin
“WANG PAY ATTENTION!”
“I’m sorry but I was distracted by that large and enormous...”😂
Johnson!
Jon Stark what??
What???? Say damn it. Your stupidity is killing me!
r/facepalm
Oh god made me laugh 😂
Something that when I was a kid they said was that was impossible to do. Back then they were right but look at us now. This is what we should be doing launching our rockets into space instead of launching them at each other. This sort of thing is truly exciting thanks for recording it and putting it in on RUclips
“Oh man that ROAR gets me every single time!”
Listen to this then :)
/watch?v=ImoQqNyRL8Y
the roar and the shape
You too?! Wow, small world man..Hey David you think I can have some money?
@@bonga1353 I don't think he ever listened to the video link I sent him. It would literally trip him out. 3D audio rocket launch.
*Binaural audio, ruclips.net/video/ImoQqNyRL8Y/видео.html
She calls it ‘Her’, it looks like a ‘Him’ to me. Jokes aside. Reusable & self landing 👍
Just say it. It looks like penis. 😂😂😂
Lol
“They will think it's a huge robot d1ld0 flying towards them”- (Admiral General Aladeen)
No they will think it's a giant dong.
Dr Evil is so proud! Look son, it looks like a giant...
“-Hot dog, get your Hot do- wait, that looks just like a-“
One-eyed monster! Step right up and see the One-Eyed Monster!
At the end... it was a great hoolywood🤣
"That looks like a giant..."
"WANG! pay attention."
Gabriel Valdez
I was distracted by the giant flying..
@@halasimov1362
-Willy! What's that?
-Well that looks like a giant...
I can understand the excitement of the ladies.
At :54. Oh man, that roar gets me every single time. She states it so true..lol
I'm assuming this launches from the Johnson Space Center?
As NASA goes where no man has gone before..... in search of the clitoris!
It's not far from it.
You too funny
Ahahaha!!!! Halarious!!
Wow ! That landing looked real 😁😂🤣
Oh my, that shape... feminists hate this rocket :))
It's on the no fly list.
Dick head
They hate everything that reminds them of having no dick.
A big clit isn’t very aerodynamic 🥴
They would hate even more that the rocket was invented by a man. All rockets were invented by men. We can not argue with the facts.
Absolutely machine
"Welcome back shepard"