i’m not from virginia, i’m not even from america, but there is always a lingering fear that one day i’ll walk into a convenience store and i’ll make eye contact with chris chan.
I have been dodging it this entire time, just knew they were crazy and their story wasn’t worth looking into.. this is the first time I’m hearing about them. I wish I hadn’t.
Since im a AT fan i like to think its similar to the IKs crown in which the original user wished to be a lolcow causing whoever to put it on to turn into the original wish A lolcow for the public
in the future.. thousands of years after the third world war and the nuclear winter.. in a radioactive wasteland.. devastating wars will be faught.. for centuries there will be men brutally massacering each other.. standing on mountains of corpses of those who were slaughtered before them in a fight over who gets to own and control the sonichu medallion as a holy symbol of their faith.. the days of christianity or islam are long gone.. he who is righteous walks the path of the skibidi rizzler gigachad grindset..
Whoever edited the music in this video did fantastic. How it slows down with calebs speech, the transitions between parts, the feel. Almost made me forget about *everything* with chris. Thats a huge compliment.
I went to a convention recently and a guy had a whole stand dedicated to selling Sonichu medallions. He had both model magic and 3d printed ones, for both Sonichu and Rosechu. I asked the guy if he was worried about a lawsuit, and he laughed and said "Dude can very well try, I welcome it"
@@MamabearRI I did not witness anyone buy any, but he said he had done the stand once before and admitted he was mostly there for the meme. He said he had better success at the previous con so he was attempting it again.
Unfortunately I remembered because this new drama has been on my feed all week. Coulda done without it. I haven't even seen the video series. I refuse to do that to myself. But just what I've heard is exhausting.
Little do the officers know that the sonichu medallion is not a cross but a cursed object that holds the powers of sonichu. Only chrischan can control it's power
Chris chan pepper sprayed my manager at gamestop while we were working and some random person posted it on RUclips years ago lol. Absolutely unhinged physchopath.
I opened my RUclips account in 2005. RUclips was incredible back then. No adverts, no algorithm, no sanctions, full of homemade content and art and videos you can’t even imagine would’ve been on this platform. I once watched a guy take the tip of his finger off with a chisel, yeah it was the Wild West. I refer to the early years as the Golden Age. Once the monetised content, RUclips went down hill.
When life gives you lemons... Shave the skin, blend it with milk, combine the result with clay, using an oven to cure it. Proceed to paint it to look like sonichou and give it to a toddler.
back when i worked in skilled nursing, we had this one woman who was suffering from dementia and was being cared for by her son. superficially, their relationship was pretty weird and he always seemed anxious around her, we all assumed he was under alot of strain for having to care for a demanding and demented old lady, while he himself was also an elderly person at this point. it was getting close to time for her to be released to home, and he kept trying to put it off hoping for her to admitted to the nursing home part of our facility but we didn't have any LTC beds available and there was a waiting list for admission. well it happened during the last plan-of-care meetings for her prior to her being discharged to home, she started making extremely crooked and deviant remarks about being glad about going home so she could resume abusing _in that way,_ and the poor old man just totally lost in front of our social workers and rehab therapists.
@@vindemia i hope so, too. this was years ago, but thankfully management was gracious enough to keep her admitted and arranged for her to have care at another secure facility, it was a really fkd up situation.
I wouldn't be surprised though if she did initiate like he said though, being very familiar with Christory, Bard always had a weird relationship with Chris that seemed borderline incestious even before her decline, she played no small part in him forming those feelings towards her and I don't think the idea he did totally disgusted her either.
@@DaWoWzer was coming to see if anyone had mentioned this bit. Was never sure if it was confirmed about their uuhh...previous history or not. I recall him trying to claim she started it during the court and wasn't sure if it was just a new thing as a defense or a known Christory and was honestly too scared to dig
It's not confirmed she has dementia, technically. There has been some speculation that she acted the part on camera for sympathy donations. I think it's likely she has dementia, but it isn't confirmed.
@@LoganBradley-rh1bs tell me about it. These bots have gotten out of control. Idk if they're all the same, sure seems like it though. They're on almost every channel I watch too. Drives me nuts but what else can you do besides report them? Dunno why we can't just block them so we can't see their comments and they can't interact with ours. Or at the very least keep the comments hidden when you report them. I don't wanna see that spam bs in my replies anymore, man. lol
Bruh I laughed hysterically when the cops were escorting Chris out and the dude yelled at them and then it set in that Chris wasn't bullshitting about his internet infamy
i came in close contact with one of the sonichu medallions once and on the way back home after that I narrowly avoided a serious bike accident…. that thing is definitely cursed
From a chaos magick perspective, the sonichu curse makes perfect sense. Sonichu is a symbol that Chris believes in completely. She’s poured her entire life, mind and soul into it. That medallion is a powerful sigil, charged not only by Chris’s intense delusional belief, but also by the people who follow Chris for her lolcow status. That negative energy is from legions of trolls, and Chris’s own damaged psyche, amplified by the sheer number of people with Chris Chan living in the back of their minds.
Thinking the same thing, all that energy has to go somewhere and if she believes it's that powerful while creating it, she's absolutely transferring that energy. And her delusion and anger from the trolling is making it a negative.
As someone who works in EMS I can promise you the officers are acting cool about that whole experience because it is an everyday occurrence. Mental health is truly an epidemic in this country in every way. The amount of times I have had to talk to someone through some imaginary person they see in the corner of the room is wild. You get used to this behavior fast.
Listen, I'm crazy in a "severely mentally ill but medicated and harmless" kind of way, and I don't think it's a stretch to say Chris Chan's whole life is certifiably insane on another level.
@@PhyllisLane-xj5uf Rekeita wasn't the first. Ethan Ralph was there when Chris-Chan was arrested (you hear him in the bodycam footage) and he's spiralled out of control. I fully believe that the Sonichu Medallion is the closest thing we have to The One Ring.
fun fact, colanders are a religious head dress in pastafarianism, and was through the courts to decide if it was allowed on driver licence photos. And it is. So they likely will have to allow you to wear one in jail.
Yeah but you only want to be Jewish in American prison. If you are Jewish all your food will be prepared at a kosher kitchen outside the prison and sealed. Only way your not eating body fluids from the prison kitchen staff.
Yeah but you only want to be Jewish in prison. Your food will be cooked at an off site kosher kitchen and then sealed and sent to you. This is the only way your not going to consume the prison kitchen staffs body fluids.
i love how the cops handle her claims about the spirit world by assuring her that they're only concerned with physical people in this current dimension
Oompahs little censor noise sounds like the start of the bojack horseman theme, every time it goes off me and my dog both do a little double take thinking iam getting a call. It triggers us both xD
This case is unique in its level of complexity and intertwined realities. Though the humor is dark, it provides a poignant reflection on the impacts of internet fame.
See I'm more scared of the medallion than the general idea of demons, because the medallion has a measurable sample size and absurdly high "bad stuff happened" per medallion
I started playing chrischan stuff about 4 years ago in the background. My the end of about 3 years my wife finally figured it out. I put her in the universe without her knowing. She hates me for it.
In thousands of years when aliens look thru the scorched remains of our society they will find the sonichu necklace and put it in a museum like a religious artifact XD
Christopher is a terrible person. What some trolls did to Chris is also vile, but that's no excuse for stalking, assault, and most horrifically of all, taking advantage of his mother who had no ability to consent.
It is worth mentioning there was a person who encouraged him to continue his “love quest” with his mother. It is also worth mentioning her childhood pastimes include torturing small animals and that her father was an fbi bigwig.
@@jprockafella9012 Exactly. I don't understand how so many people miss this part of this story. Lolcow culture is all about steering vulnerable people to do and say horrific things so that the internet can point and laugh at them.
I feel bad for how much they were bullied.... truly.... yes they're insane.... but seriously torching their characters knowing they love them makes me sad for them. That being said... my empathy dies the moment they assaulted their mother.....
The story of the girl who convinced Chris Chan to do... what she did... is also wild. Especially if you love conspiracies. Except, nobody loves this story because of... well... you know...
@@masterbruce556 Normally these types of corrections would irk me, but not when it comes to Chris Chan. Dude's literally cosplaying as a trans woman because he thinks it will make it easier to get a girlfriend since he had no luck as a man.
I saw a jimmy bot bragging about having a CSA video on their discord and I was so fn tempted to click on the discord link in their bio just to report it and see if I could find any identifying information on their general location/name, but I didn't and now I can't find them
The narrator (that used for police cam video) for this episode, was definitely the best intentional parts whenever he had explain and say out-loud “Sonichu”
Everytime oomp shows clips of his 2017 videos it gives me such overwhelming nostalgia. It was entertaining back then and he’s twice as entertaining now despite the change in tone of his vids.
There are little things funnier in the world than us having possession of footage where officers who have never heard of the Concept of Chris-Chan arrest Chris-Chan
I unknowingly grew up 2 miles away from Chris Chan. This person went to my high school, albeit a long time before I was in high school. I saw this person at my local Food Lion in their typical jean skirt and leggings. Only recently did I find out who Chris Chan is… grew up in Greene County VA. Ruckersville to be exact. Kind of creepy.
I live in the same town as Chris Chan!! He's in Lynchburg VA. A couple of friends of mine have seen em in a local Target and driving on the highway. I was playing a punk show in the area, he was invited because one of the artists was going to cover his song So Need a Cute Girlfriend. He asked for the address and almost came, but ultimately decided not to. Morally I felt kinda weird about it because yeah Chris Chan isn't a great fella but idk it was too funny to pass up if possible Edit: I made an error, he doesn't live IN Lynchburg but he's around that area in central Virginia . Point is he's been seen near me by my friends n it's wild.
@@Basebidet0 funny story I think the term "lynching" actually came from the BROTHER of the guy who founded the town. Ironically, the founder of Lynchburg was an abolitionist.
2:40 done. i've called into my job and used all my vacation days and pto ive been saving for the past couple years and told them i want next week off to catch up on the lore of chris chan because oompy told me to. wish me luck guys
Makes sense too, Chris Chan is basically a more crazy Joseph Seed. All he needs is to lose like half his body weight and some sweet shades and he's golden.
There’s someone that cosplay’s as Chris Chan at this con that happens every year in my city, and along with that cosplayer, there’s also always a group of 5 cosplaying as Umbrella Corps soldiers, and they love taking photos where the Corps soldiers are surrounding the Chris Chan cosplayer pointing their weapons at him while he’s kneeling down with his hands over his head.. The cosplayer and the group do this every year, and the group loves taking photos like those with others.
At the risk of being that guy, Chris was arrested as a result of taking money from Barb's bank account, thus violating the court mandated no contact, while the investigation was ongoing.
That cop was a real one "youre probably never going to want to do overtime for us again" "nah this sh*ts funny"
I loved that bit as well rewound it to make sure I heard it right
hu t
Chris isn't even the craziest person they encountered that shift I bet
Timestamp for anyone curious: 30:03
5:22 happy early birthday brudda 🎉
i’m not from virginia, i’m not even from america, but there is always a lingering fear that one day i’ll walk into a convenience store and i’ll make eye contact with chris chan.
The chances are certainly very low. They aren't zero, though....
Yeah, for real. Ethan Ralph found out the hard way!
I live pretty close to him, and the thought keeps me up at night
Chris Chan is nothing compared to Florida man. Florida man maybe the answer to stopping Chris Chan.
Same I am scared
I saw a funny comment on the EWU video along the lines of "The cop driving Chris to the jail was locked in an unskippable cutscene"
😂😂
🙋🏼♀️ Same! 🤦🏼♀️😂
mashing the X button and getting nowhere....
I'd quit the game
"If you don't know about Chris Chan, then...stay that way."
Wish I could, Caleb...wish I could.
Yeah I fckd up and researched him thankfully I stopped after the body cam video even though it was hilarious
I needed this advice 10 years ago.
Yeah owie my brain, it's ruined. Just 3 days straight through during a manic episode, I've never been the same.
Several years to late for that.
I have been dodging it this entire time, just knew they were crazy and their story wasn’t worth looking into.. this is the first time I’m hearing about them. I wish I hadn’t.
"Chris Chan made a Horcrux" Dumbledore said calmly.
This is now my headcanon
And a couple of tulpas as well.
Since im a AT fan i like to think
its similar to the IKs crown in
which the original user wished to be a lolcow causing whoever to put it on
to turn into the original wish
A lolcow for the public
“I bet you’re never working overtime for us again.”
“No, I certainly will. This is hilarious.”
Has to be my favourite part out of all of this
Real
Referring to lolcows and other weirdos on the internet as "internet cryptids" is so funny and my new favourite thing
It's really not that far from the the truth. She's become some what of a mythological creature.
@@a110100he*
Br8t8shs
I need to collect all the Lolcow cryptids trading cards
in the future.. thousands of years after the third world war and the nuclear winter.. in a radioactive wasteland.. devastating wars will be faught.. for centuries there will be men brutally massacering each other.. standing on mountains of corpses of those who were slaughtered before them in a fight over who gets to own and control the sonichu medallion as a holy symbol of their faith.. the days of christianity or islam are long gone.. he who is righteous walks the path of the skibidi rizzler gigachad grindset..
18:06 the disgust in his voice when the officer says “don’t come over here” had me rolling 💀
OMFG IVE NEVER HEARD SO MUCH DISGUST IN SOMEONES VOICE 😭
Whoever edited the music in this video did fantastic. How it slows down with calebs speech, the transitions between parts, the feel. Almost made me forget about *everything* with chris. Thats a huge compliment.
The dark strings were spectacular
I think it's a lady named Tara. She's awesome!
you guys dont know true fear until youve run into chris chan at your walmart 5 times only to find out she lives 10 min from you
Ugh. Freaky
I’d move out tbh
😢
@@NoemieGodboutsame. That sounds like a neverending, waking nightmare.
@@ghostiesxgirl fear. This is the internets most famous person you should have got an autograph. 😂
I went to a convention recently and a guy had a whole stand dedicated to selling Sonichu medallions. He had both model magic and 3d printed ones, for both Sonichu and Rosechu. I asked the guy if he was worried about a lawsuit, and he laughed and said "Dude can very well try, I welcome it"
Were people buying them? Lol
@@MamabearRI I did not witness anyone buy any, but he said he had done the stand once before and admitted he was mostly there for the meme. He said he had better success at the previous con so he was attempting it again.
I went to a con a couple of months ago and someone was cosplaying as Christ-Chan. I regret not taking a picture with them😔
I honestly probably would have bought one
Reverse psychology, imagine being so infamous people buys your made stuff
One piece and Chris chan, two things that if you weren't there from the beginning, you are going to struggle catching up on
“I haven’t heard that name in years” was what I thought when I saw this title pop up
@jimmyYFGA-m4vwhy would I watch if u ain’t reading my comment also ur a bot
Unfortunately I remembered because this new drama has been on my feed all week. Coulda done without it. I haven't even seen the video series. I refuse to do that to myself. But just what I've heard is exhausting.
@@feraltaco4783the first 40ish episodes play out like a comedy, but then it takes a hard transition into just being sad.
Chris Chan was someone who should have never been allowed to even sniff a dial-up tone. Would've turned out a far better person I'm almost certain.
Nah, less extremified, but still weird AF. I've done cringe things and have schizophrenia but I am sure glad I'm not where near his level.
Na they had serial killers before the internet.
0000@@mitchclover258
@@ryand4533nah he is way too incopetent to become a serial killer😂
I am almost cerchan of it too :)
Little do the officers know that the sonichu medallion is not a cross but a cursed object that holds the powers of sonichu. Only chrischan can control it's power
Got an ad for therapy on this video, I think RUclips is telling me something very important about the effects Chris Chan has on the brain
more like the effect the internet had on chris chan
@@handlebar4520 I feel like it's a mutually assured destruction type situation
@@sethalmand9901 well I think it's safe to say regardless, it didn't help. And he probably shouldn't've been on it either.
Turn to religion and become a devout ChrisChan
@@StayMadNobodycares😂
Chris chan pepper sprayed my manager at gamestop while we were working and some random person posted it on RUclips years ago lol. Absolutely unhinged physchopath.
Hey, that's not kind to psychopaths
Wait... Did they pepper spray your manager because SEGA changed Sonic's arm's colour?
Did anyone call anybody?
This checks out in both directions. Something Chris Chan would do AND some craziness at GameStop.
i mean, chris was only defacing products because sonics arms are a different colour so i mean your manager kinda deserved it
I was born in 2005. The fact that the story of Chris-Chan has been going on longer than I’ve been alive is crazy.
Frrrr
Dude same
I opened my RUclips account in 2005. RUclips was incredible back then. No adverts, no algorithm, no sanctions, full of homemade content and art and videos you can’t even imagine would’ve been on this platform. I once watched a guy take the tip of his finger off with a chisel, yeah it was the Wild West. I refer to the early years as the Golden Age. Once the monetised content, RUclips went down hill.
Sometimes life gives you lemons, but one can always think: "At least I'm not Chris Chan."
When life gives you lemons... Shave the skin, blend it with milk, combine the result with clay, using an oven to cure it. Proceed to paint it to look like sonichou and give it to a toddler.
@@chilledburrito :D :D :D
@@chilledburrito oh lord no
"Everyone who wears these sonichu necklaces keeps dying"
Probably made with fentanyl tbh
If that was true id be crushing them up and running sonichu on some Reynolds wrap 😂
@Joseph14140idgaf bot,
@@davidabest7195fuck that pin it or bin it
@@davidabest7195my boy you’ve taken it too far, get some kratom
Rather lead or Arsen.
back when i worked in skilled nursing, we had this one woman who was suffering from dementia and was being cared for by her son. superficially, their relationship was pretty weird and he always seemed anxious around her, we all assumed he was under alot of strain for having to care for a demanding and demented old lady, while he himself was also an elderly person at this point. it was getting close to time for her to be released to home, and he kept trying to put it off hoping for her to admitted to the nursing home part of our facility but we didn't have any LTC beds available and there was a waiting list for admission. well it happened during the last plan-of-care meetings for her prior to her being discharged to home, she started making extremely crooked and deviant remarks about being glad about going home so she could resume abusing _in that way,_ and the poor old man just totally lost in front of our social workers and rehab therapists.
Oh that’s just horrible 😣 I hope things are better for him now…makes sense why he hoped she’d be sent to a nursing home
@@vindemia i hope so, too. this was years ago, but thankfully management was gracious enough to keep her admitted and arranged for her to have care at another secure facility, it was a really fkd up situation.
These cops are too unfazed that I swear at least one of them have done their research on Chris Chan and briefed the rest on what to expect
I feel cops interact with worse quite often, unfortunately
They've probably seen a whole lot worse. Chris I'd an oddball, but he's not cracked out of his head..... yet
So I work EMS. Honestly yeah it would be weird call but nothing to abnormal. They see a lot of weird stuff throughout a shift and get used to it
@@themanofconstantsorrowelia1929 One of those: "Would be weird not to see something weird" situations?
Maybe cause they seen worse
Barbara is not only older, she has dementia. So yeah, she had no way to consent.
I wouldn't be surprised though if she did initiate like he said though, being very familiar with Christory, Bard always had a weird relationship with Chris that seemed borderline incestious even before her decline, she played no small part in him forming those feelings towards her and I don't think the idea he did totally disgusted her either.
I'll go ahead and report your spam @Joseph14140
@@DaWoWzer was coming to see if anyone had mentioned this bit. Was never sure if it was confirmed about their uuhh...previous history or not. I recall him trying to claim she started it during the court and wasn't sure if it was just a new thing as a defense or a known Christory and was honestly too scared to dig
I don't think the dementia was ever confirmed
It's not confirmed she has dementia, technically. There has been some speculation that she acted the part on camera for sympathy donations. I think it's likely she has dementia, but it isn't confirmed.
Never thought somebody could make me ashamed of being an aspiring comic book maker and a sonic fan at the same time but here chris chan is
Regardless, I hope you can take the “aspiring” out of the title!
Chris Chan is like the William Afton of YT at this point of history
“I always come back!”
My farts are better than Oompaville's farts.
@@AubyAutumnyeah lol
5 bots on one comment what 💀😭
This point in* history, not of history.
Sonichu as a promo code is wild. Now shut up and take my money.
The bots are a plague
Are all these comments from the same bot?
@@LoganBradley-rh1bs tell me about it. These bots have gotten out of control. Idk if they're all the same, sure seems like it though. They're on almost every channel I watch too.
Drives me nuts but what else can you do besides report them? Dunno why we can't just block them so we can't see their comments and they can't interact with ours. Or at the very least keep the comments hidden when you report them. I don't wanna see that spam bs in my replies anymore, man. lol
@@LoganBradley-rh1bsyeah
@@LoganBradley-rh1bs The fact they're also posting 2 comments on every comment
Bruh I laughed hysterically when the cops were escorting Chris out and the dude yelled at them and then it set in that Chris wasn't bullshitting about his internet infamy
When I left for a 50 min walk I didn't think I'd be going on a 50 min journey
We love bots
It being *3 YEARS* since the arrest is a hard pill to swallow. 3 years ago??
Time goes into hyper speed after your mid twenties or so and keeps speeding up.
It only came out like less than a year ago but happened 3 years ago.
i came in close contact with one of the sonichu medallions once and on the way back home after that I narrowly avoided a serious bike accident…. that thing is definitely cursed
The Sonichu medallions potentially being cursed was not on my 2024 bingo card. That is legitimately wild
And there's a guy unironically trying to exorcise one.
@@PhillyCh3zSt3ak Wait who? I missed this development
It would make sense
From a chaos magick perspective, the sonichu curse makes perfect sense.
Sonichu is a symbol that Chris believes in completely. She’s poured her entire life, mind and soul into it.
That medallion is a powerful sigil, charged not only by Chris’s intense delusional belief, but also by the people who follow Chris for her lolcow status.
That negative energy is from legions of trolls, and Chris’s own damaged psyche, amplified by the sheer number of people with Chris Chan living in the back of their minds.
i began readng this sentence ready to make fun .. but by the end ... thinking like you might be onto something here
Chaos Magick is a psyop. Like Hologram Universe.
@bm-ww8kb my thoughts almost exactly
My thoughts exactly, that giant "tidepool" of energy is bound to have adverse effects like we might be seeing.
Thinking the same thing, all that energy has to go somewhere and if she believes it's that powerful while creating it, she's absolutely transferring that energy. And her delusion and anger from the trolling is making it a negative.
As someone who works in EMS I can promise you the officers are acting cool about that whole experience because it is an everyday occurrence. Mental health is truly an epidemic in this country in every way. The amount of times I have had to talk to someone through some imaginary person they see in the corner of the room is wild. You get used to this behavior fast.
Listen, I'm crazy in a "severely mentally ill but medicated and harmless" kind of way, and I don't think it's a stretch to say Chris Chan's whole life is certifiably insane on another level.
Yoo im part of that club too. Take your meds as prescribed , and touch grass sometimes. Life stays okay that way.
Same here
Chris Chan isn’t even in another league, he’s playing a whole other game
Same, I have a form of schizophrenia and I seem normal compared to him 😂☠️
@jacoboddie5364 even further a 3rd market india bootleg game in another language
When you hear Chris Chan came back it’s like when you hear your ex moved in next door.
No, it's like hearing Judge Holden is in your area, and has no intention to leave
ehhhhhhhhh
@Joseph14140 i know where you live start running.
I'm reporting every spam ❤@Joseph14140
5:24 THATS ACTUALLY COOL
IKR
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does the same thing with the sub button.
The clip of oompa getting the dogs riled up then immediately regretting it and telling them to stop it is so hilarious to me 😂
the sonichu medallion is one of the most powerful enchanted items known to man and yet oomp has the AUDACITY to joke about it... yo days r numbered...
After Rekeita, oh yeah, Big time.
@@PhyllisLane-xj5uf Rekeita wasn't the first. Ethan Ralph was there when Chris-Chan was arrested (you hear him in the bodycam footage) and he's spiralled out of control.
I fully believe that the Sonichu Medallion is the closest thing we have to The One Ring.
Sonichu committing battery on a law enforcement officer was not on my 2024 bingo card
real
fun fact, colanders are a religious head dress in pastafarianism, and was through the courts to decide if it was allowed on driver licence photos. And it is. So they likely will have to allow you to wear one in jail.
Yeah but you only want to be Jewish in American prison. If you are Jewish all your food will be prepared at a kosher kitchen outside the prison and sealed. Only way your not eating body fluids from the prison kitchen staff.
Yeah but you only want to be Jewish in prison. Your food will be cooked at an off site kosher kitchen and then sealed and sent to you. This is the only way your not going to consume the prison kitchen staffs body fluids.
There's no way they are giving a colander to someone in gen pop.
Also you want to convert to Judaism in prison. You'll get off site cooked and sealed food.
I’m picturing Chris Chan in gen pop with a colander on her head. 😂
Watching the dogs lose it as Caleb loses it makes me laugh so hard
It is funny because it appears that the dog has trained him
"father is hype? we must also be hype in support!!"
Chris Chan walked so that Danial Larson could run and screech incoherently.
Dude it's so crazy. This motel is literally down the street from me. I was so close to internet history.
Lol the cop just going "yeah kevin gates" is my Favorite part
i've been online since 96, i've always been afraid of becoming as recognizable as chris chan.
i love how the cops handle her claims about the spirit world by assuring her that they're only concerned with physical people in this current dimension
*he
@@W.E.M.Ldo you call ted bundy “she”?
@@calypso5846maybe if ted bundy was actually a woman yeah
@@dylanking9646 then HER name is chris chan. You can hate her and not be transphobic❤️
@who__cares__ Yeah no, it's a She. No correction needed, thank you.
legend says when you buy a medallion you hear a voice saying “a new hand touches the beacon”
No, it will haunt me till I finish the quest. It shall be very annoying and very drawn out.
For everyone wondering. Turkey tom have a 3h+ documentary of Chris Chan. And released a 3h and 30min documentary couple days ago of Daniel larson.
Yes the chan one was awesome! I'll check it Daniel Larson
Oompahs little censor noise sounds like the start of the bojack horseman theme, every time it goes off me and my dog both do a little double take thinking iam getting a call. It triggers us both xD
That’s because it is lol
Lol I thought I recognised the sound 😂
I was scrolling to find a comment like this
I knew I wasn’t crazy
This case is unique in its level of complexity and intertwined realities. Though the humor is dark, it provides a poignant reflection on the impacts of internet fame.
I love how you barely raise your voice and the pups just go ballistic lol
Sonichu's wild for attacking those officers.
@jimmyYFGA-m4vscumbags
Another comment thread that's all bots
That was Magichan.
See I'm more scared of the medallion than the general idea of demons, because the medallion has a measurable sample size and absurdly high "bad stuff happened" per medallion
Chris Chan was just on a quest to find a boyfriend free girl.
Unfortunately, he completed all the sidequests first and became the villain.
I thought that guy was in prison.
This should tell you everything you need to know about that quest.
@@Sandy-p4mhe got out a bit ago I think on bail? I’m not 100% sure but I know he like can’t go anywhere near his mother
@@Pumpkin.Crowz_the charges were dropped because neither of them are reliable witnesses.
The Chris Chan Cryptid Chronicles!
Your whole reply section is bots
@@LoganBradley-rh1bs yup and it’s the first time I’ve ever commented on Oompa’s vids XD
Report them as spam.
I love how you can go from serious to goofy in half a second.
I started playing chrischan stuff about 4 years ago in the background. My the end of about 3 years my wife finally figured it out. I put her in the universe without her knowing. She hates me for it.
That's diabolical.
Hope she gets everything in the divorce. That is abuse.
My dad(an artist) used to put duct tape his wallet whenever it fell apart cos he didnt have money for a new one because hes an artist
Sounds like your dad was lazy and should get a real job 😂
@@davidabest7195bait used to be believable 😔
@@davidabest7195 Art is a job, you just gotta find your audience.
Your life's impact and purpose is not about money. I pity ya'll. Your dad is probably an amazing person ❤
Chris chan is also an artist, like your father.
In thousands of years when aliens look thru the scorched remains of our society they will find the sonichu necklace and put it in a museum like a religious artifact XD
It is difficult to feel sympathy when bad things happen to bad people
"I try to not use the word crazy so much and insane..."
Proceeds to title every other video "insane" lol
Christopher is a terrible person. What some trolls did to Chris is also vile, but that's no excuse for stalking, assault, and most horrifically of all, taking advantage of his mother who had no ability to consent.
Don't misgender. Let it be known this is a trans women.
It is worth mentioning there was a person who encouraged him to continue his “love quest” with his mother. It is also worth mentioning her childhood pastimes include torturing small animals and that her father was an fbi bigwig.
@@jprockafella9012 Exactly. I don't understand how so many people miss this part of this story. Lolcow culture is all about steering vulnerable people to do and say horrific things so that the internet can point and laugh at them.
@@jprockafella9012People seem to forget that Chris is autistic, what those people did to them is horrific.
@@mymy820he
I feel bad for how much they were bullied.... truly.... yes they're insane.... but seriously torching their characters knowing they love them makes me sad for them. That being said... my empathy dies the moment they assaulted their mother.....
This video is the first time I've heard of Christ Chan I'm just throwing out assumptions.
I'm genuinely surprised it is, they were so prolific for YEARS @@dustinb1070
I love the stock footage with AN UNDYING PASSION. 💀 especially those with a watermark.
i just love how chill the cops were 😭
The story of the girl who convinced Chris Chan to do... what she did... is also wild. Especially if you love conspiracies. Except, nobody loves this story because of... well... you know...
what *he did
@@masterbruce556 Normally these types of corrections would irk me, but not when it comes to Chris Chan. Dude's literally cosplaying as a trans woman because he thinks it will make it easier to get a girlfriend since he had no luck as a man.
I wasn't emotionally prepared for the medallion lore dump.
Need to see a slow budget horror movie about Chris Chan and the Cursed Medallions
Sir Oomp. You got a lot of jimmy bots in here. They’ve gone feral
Why do they keep bragging about having the dd video? Whoever made those bots needs to be investigated bc that isnt even a video i would joke about
dd video? dog death video? cuz thats the one i keep seeing
I saw a jimmy bot bragging about having a CSA video on their discord and I was so fn tempted to click on the discord link in their bio just to report it and see if I could find any identifying information on their general location/name, but I didn't and now I can't find them
@@woodhousii2445 i'd wager that none of the bots ever have the video they claim to have. but if you click their link then they win.
@embodimentofgreatness5514 The dd video it's referring to is actually child p*** and torture
The narrator (that used for police cam video) for this episode, was definitely the best intentional parts whenever he had explain and say out-loud “Sonichu”
Everytime oomp shows clips of his 2017 videos it gives me such overwhelming nostalgia. It was entertaining back then and he’s twice as entertaining now despite the change in tone of his vids.
I'm gonna go watch some ancient oompaville videos. They always manage to make me grin
"The Chris-Chan Situation is Insane"
@jimmyyfga-p8n silence bot
Sounds like a Charlie title.
Charlie or pyro title 100%
@@hipunpun pyro slop consumer detected (I am his only female viewer)
Please report these bots for spam it's the same comment a thousand times
That Troll was Ethan Ralph so lolcow vs lolcow basically.
Are there any videos of trolla recording Chris get arrested?
@@WarmGlassOfBatteryAcid Yup it starts around 2:25
It's perplexing how Internet culture and real life can intertwine and escalate into such extreme scenarios.
Chrischan lore is wild and scary...i feel like we havent even began to hit the crescendo
My farts are better than Oompaville's farts.
chrisendo lol
@@WarFoxThunderinsert noice meme
There are little things funnier in the world than us having possession of footage where officers who have never heard of the Concept of Chris-Chan arrest Chris-Chan
Shout out to RUclips for showing me the Sonic 3 ad in the middle of this video 😂.
1:01 I am all for the idea that Chris Chan is an Eldrich being in the Sonichu medallions need to be collected and thrown into aVolcano.
Chris Chan is Sauron, but inept.
I think one of my favorite parts in the video here is how Frankie gives a war cry every time Caleb gets animated.😂
the medallions are probably like horcruxes of the chris chan universe
The stock footage of folks watching chris chan on tv is classic
43:20 we need someone that has to much money to buy this medalion and send it to Zak Bagans to put it in his museum
I unknowingly grew up 2 miles away from Chris Chan. This person went to my high school, albeit a long time before I was in high school. I saw this person at my local Food Lion in their typical jean skirt and leggings. Only recently did I find out who Chris Chan is… grew up in Greene County VA. Ruckersville to be exact. Kind of creepy.
He really is the og lolcow that became a horrorcow
im so high rn that when he said the like button will turn rainbow- it actually did and i lost my mind
Talking about the medallions like theyre the books from the Evil Dead franchise.....
Im here for it
I live in the same town as Chris Chan!! He's in Lynchburg VA. A couple of friends of mine have seen em in a local Target and driving on the highway. I was playing a punk show in the area, he was invited because one of the artists was going to cover his song So Need a Cute Girlfriend. He asked for the address and almost came, but ultimately decided not to. Morally I felt kinda weird about it because yeah Chris Chan isn't a great fella but idk it was too funny to pass up if possible
Edit: I made an error, he doesn't live IN Lynchburg but he's around that area in central Virginia . Point is he's been seen near me by my friends n it's wild.
Not very punk of you to misgender someone.
Lynchburg is a crazy name
@@Basebidet0 funny story I think the term "lynching" actually came from the BROTHER of the guy who founded the town. Ironically, the founder of Lynchburg was an abolitionist.
I love EWU so much. I watch all of their videos the day they post them and when I saw the Chris Chan video thumbnail I got so unreasonably excited.
Same! I binge their stuff all the time!
2:40 done. i've called into my job and used all my vacation days and pto ive been saving for the past couple years and told them i want next week off to catch up on the lore of chris chan because oompy told me to.
wish me luck guys
so?? how did it go??
48:00 "it touches everyone it curses"
feels like the far cry 5 intro, was half way expecting the cop to get into a crash
Makes sense too, Chris Chan is basically a more crazy Joseph Seed. All he needs is to lose like half his body weight and some sweet shades and he's golden.
One day, a hundred years from now, the original cursed Sonichu Medallion is going to have a place next to the Hope Diamond in the Smithsonian.
It will turn up on the antiques roadshow
It's gonna be in Zak Bagan's Haunted Museum right next to the dybbuk box
When it comes to Chris-Chan, I like to think of myself as a wildlife researcher, I only watch, never engage.
There’s someone that cosplay’s as Chris Chan at this con that happens every year in my city, and along with that cosplayer, there’s also always a group of 5 cosplaying as Umbrella Corps soldiers, and they love taking photos where the Corps soldiers are surrounding the Chris Chan cosplayer pointing their weapons at him while he’s kneeling down with his hands over his head..
The cosplayer and the group do this every year, and the group loves taking photos like those with others.
ngl bro hes 100% cooked there is no saving him
I think he’s been cooked since his parents homeschooled him
bro was cooked in at 2004
At the risk of being that guy, Chris was arrested as a result of taking money from Barb's bank account, thus violating the court mandated no contact, while the investigation was ongoing.
5:33 exactly when he says smash like it doesn't light up
No but it does right before hand I love it
Lolcows are modern art got me bro 😂
Oompa: you understand what going Petey?
Pete: YEaH
That video of you in 2017 playing that fish game brought me so much nostalgia I had no idea that was you 😂