"You dare to touch them" •Killua X Hurt!Listener•

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

Комментарии • 322

  • @starva45
    @starva45  3 года назад +127

    Hey everyone! I am trying to upload as much as I can! I am willing to take requests as well! Thank you all for making me get up to 400+ subscribers! I love you all!

  • @cloutmakoto828
    @cloutmakoto828 3 года назад +524

    killua: who did this to you?
    me: illumi did it- ( joking around )
    killua: illumi? fucking illumi
    me: HOLD UP- WHA-

  • @oni-chan8869
    @oni-chan8869 3 года назад +315

    This just makes me feel like I want an overprotective killua

  • @chloekillebrew8831
    @chloekillebrew8831 3 года назад +391

    Killua: I hate myse-
    Me: DON’T EVEN FINNISH THAT F*CKING SENTENCE KILLUA ZOLDYC!!

  • @ALex-hq7du
    @ALex-hq7du 3 года назад +234

    Killua:Try and slow the bleeding
    Me:Sir....this ain't demon slayer

  • @killuazoldyk3291
    @killuazoldyk3291 3 года назад +170

    Killua-*freaking out*
    Me-*playing with the pin illumi left in my stomach*

  • @aliet8040
    @aliet8040 3 года назад +139

    Killua: yeah u needa meet my family sometime
    Me: UR FAMILY JUST PUT A NEEDLE IN ME I DONT THINK I WANNA MEET EM-

    • @Mizooook
      @Mizooook 3 года назад +6

      Fact✋🏻

    • @lola-simp7563
      @lola-simp7563 3 года назад +2

      FR- Also Mina-? Denki-?

    • @Cel3ny444
      @Cel3ny444 3 года назад

      Mmhph mmphhh MmphmM (What the heck 💀)

    • @Mizooook
      @Mizooook 3 года назад +1

      @@Cel3ny444 NEZUKO-CHAN😃💖

    • @Cel3ny444
      @Cel3ny444 3 года назад

      @@Mizooook mmphmp mph mmm (hi mina chan 🥺💗)

  • @emmajudd2443
    @emmajudd2443 3 года назад +72

    Killua-No need to cry.
    Me-BOI YOU JUST PULED A NEEDLE OUT OF MY BODY OF COURSE ITS GONNA HURT SO IMMA CRY!!!

  • @zero.madness
    @zero.madness 3 года назад +99

    Me: I’m lesbian
    AraAra_San posting asmr like this
    Me: I’m Bisexual

    • @amara-4974
      @amara-4974 3 года назад +7

      sexual awakening AhAhAAAaaaAAaaa~

  • @-LifewithV247-
    @-LifewithV247- 3 года назад +106

    Faster than mikasa can say ereh plus faster than god speed✨

  • @ilyarix
    @ilyarix 3 года назад +80

    Killua: “im gonna fix you up.. and im going to talk to my brother..😾”
    Me: “yeah, you do that😺”

  • @ycmuniii
    @ycmuniii 3 года назад +33

    Killua: "I hate my-"
    Me: "✊👊 dont ever finish that sentence killua zoldyc!"

  • @zuikemuagraves8942
    @zuikemuagraves8942 3 года назад +43

    killua : and dont get hisoka in this
    captions : and dont get he sucker in this
    me : (trying to not wake up my sister but about to laugh so hard i cry)

  • @casshewnot
    @casshewnot 3 года назад +177

    Faster than godspeed✨

  • @Who_Ishtar
    @Who_Ishtar 3 года назад +203

    Killiua-who did this to you?!
    Me- illumi
    *Later*
    Killua- hey illumi!
    Me- wait a minute😐

  • @AndreaCapila
    @AndreaCapila 3 года назад +23

    4:27 *Hears kissing sounds* Oh mah gosh *Heart beating faster*

  • @ahlonaj1177
    @ahlonaj1177 3 года назад +54

    Killiua: just keep your legs open
    Me: ✋😳✋🏃💨

    • @Turtle_bubble
      @Turtle_bubble 3 года назад +8

      😃🏃‍♀️💨

    • @1nternet_cl0wn
      @1nternet_cl0wn 3 года назад +5

      I'm sorry..
      *WHAT?!*

    • @dede_thevee5309
      @dede_thevee5309 3 года назад +4

      😏

    • @oh.6155
      @oh.6155 3 года назад +3

      THANKS FOR THE WARNING GUYS!

    • @caitlinwhite7821
      @caitlinwhite7821 3 года назад +2

      Oh my gosh, when the heck does that happen?! 🤣 I DON’T REMEMBER HEARING THIS!💀

  • @xxzw64747
    @xxzw64747 3 года назад +110

    Your voice acting of killua is so good! I'm definetly gonna tell my friends abt you and they'll probably sub to you. (new subscriber!

    • @starva45
      @starva45  3 года назад +18

      Sorry for the late respond dear, but thank you so much! This means a lot!

  • @ignoreme2275
    @ignoreme2275 3 года назад +161

    "Who did this to you"
    Me trying to be funny: *Illumi*
    "Illumi?"
    Me: *WAIT WHA- HOL' UP PAPI*

    • @Turtle_bubble
      @Turtle_bubble 3 года назад +5

      @Toga ok it makes sense why your here 😃 and yas it be like dat sometimes

    • @ariel_33
      @ariel_33 2 года назад +2

      PAPI??

    • @Livv690
      @Livv690 11 месяцев назад +2

      Lol I said gon😂💀

  • @shaniahbroughton3898
    @shaniahbroughton3898 3 года назад +67

    Killua:there’s no need to cry
    Me: ofc! When u pull a needle out of my I’m not gonna feel pain..BOI THAT IS GONNA HURT😂

    • @just_alex1035
      @just_alex1035 2 года назад +2

      As someone who got 6 injections I'm a span of 5 days, I can say I don't even care anymore.

    • @original_asher7ds557
      @original_asher7ds557 2 года назад +1

      I got 4th injections

  • @ashtonalways4471
    @ashtonalways4471 3 года назад +37

    I stopped listening to this sort of stuff about 4 months ago- Why did I stop because this is some TOP QUALITY STUFF DUDE! 👑✨👑✨👑🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @ora9497
    @ora9497 3 года назад +30

    Killua: Finds me laying on the ground with blood
    Me: Dropped a little bit of tomato sauce on my shirt and got caught in the moment so I acted dead

  • @zukudripdoria2294
    @zukudripdoria2294 3 года назад +35

    Killua: She must be on her period, right?
    Me: Huh, TF ID RATHER BE ON MY PERIOD THAN HAVE SOMTHING STABBED IN MY LEG

  • @silverkitsune1003
    @silverkitsune1003 3 года назад +25

    😲Whoa you sound just like him. I gotta admit Killua is badass and cute.

  • @Dana.12344
    @Dana.12344 3 года назад +21

    Im not a simp he is just my comfort character :D

  • @ItsPlushieHere
    @ItsPlushieHere 3 года назад +95

    Okay but why are you underrated god damn 😭💙🎶✨

  • @boredsav5379
    @boredsav5379 3 года назад +27

    He on x games mode

    • @1nternet_cl0wn
      @1nternet_cl0wn 3 года назад +1

      Lmfao idk why that was so funny to me

  • @Valdez_SonOfHephestus
    @Valdez_SonOfHephestus 3 года назад +15

    Killua: who did this to you
    Me: toga

  • @wunzy_5303
    @wunzy_5303 3 года назад +185

    Killua: there's no need to cry
    Me:
    BOY U JUST PULLED A NEEDLE FROM MY BODY!?!?

    • @fumxko8524
      @fumxko8524 3 года назад +11

      Me being that one sick child be like: I guess going to all those doctor appointments did something cool-

    • @ahlonaj1177
      @ahlonaj1177 3 года назад +4

      A needle bish it's a 🔪 ✨✨

    • @Turtle_bubble
      @Turtle_bubble 3 года назад +2

      eXeCtLy

    • @smiles-the-giver-of-sweets
      @smiles-the-giver-of-sweets 3 года назад +2

      It actually doesn't hurt as bad as you think from experience

    • @wunzy_5303
      @wunzy_5303 3 года назад +3

      @@smiles-the-giver-of-sweets fair enough I've had my fair share of cuts and stuff

  • @kyky2742
    @kyky2742 3 года назад +21

    "I'm going to do something.. I'll be right back... "
    Me: oh shit.... It's.. About to go.... Down*grabs camera*📷ಠ_ರೃ

  • @oofhaha1143
    @oofhaha1143 3 года назад +12

    Him: *calling us listener*
    Me: im changing my name to that.
    Also great vid 😀👍✋❤

  • @KBROYALEE
    @KBROYALEE 3 года назад +10

    😭😭😭😭😭😭the VOICE!!!!! Its relaxing 😌

  • @lylyelelandox6589
    @lylyelelandox6589 3 года назад +19

    Killua: She was on her period right ?
    Me: Yep, I'm really on my period

    • @sillyphyllic
      @sillyphyllic 2 года назад

      Finally someone mentioned this XD

  • @xero-chan7372
    @xero-chan7372 3 года назад +57

    Killua: “Keep your eyes open”
    Me: “BLOOD IS DRIPPING OVER MY EYE IM KEEPING THAT ONE CLOSED! Aw sh*t bloods going down my arm too” 😭

    • @abeatifulsimp2339
      @abeatifulsimp2339 3 года назад +2

      Nezuko..What are U doing here?:))))

    • @xero-chan7372
      @xero-chan7372 3 года назад +1

      Umm…I wanna make friends my age? 😅

    • @oh.6155
      @oh.6155 3 года назад +1

      @@xero-chan7372 🤨🤨

    • @original_asher7ds557
      @original_asher7ds557 2 года назад

      Hey guys have you seen neko killua and neko gon I adopt them but where are they now?

  • @water-mg3hy
    @water-mg3hy 3 года назад +18

    FIRST I THINK! Your videos are really good btw❤️😩

  • @redpanda13427
    @redpanda13427 3 года назад +10

    out of topic but I just love how you randomly cuss that's like so amazing.

  • @3simp737
    @3simp737 3 года назад +17

    Killua:she must be on her period..
    me:death on the floor LAUGHING

    • @cordelia8821
      @cordelia8821 2 года назад +1

      The fact that i’m on my period rn😰

    • @3simp737
      @3simp737 2 года назад +1

      @@cordelia8821 you poor thing

  • @yourprinceluke8328
    @yourprinceluke8328 3 года назад +26

    Remember me when you get famous

  • @vr_bozo4533
    @vr_bozo4533 3 года назад +19

    Killua says hisoka - translate to = he sucker

  • @jossmcgonagall4631
    @jossmcgonagall4631 2 года назад +10

    So I heard this a month ago when I didn't know about the anime... Yesterday I finish the 90's version and come back, now this just hits different 😩. Like now I can feel why he is so overprotective and I also understand the name of the characters, when I heard "Hizoka" y was just like, I know who you are 😂
    Now I'm in love with this.

  • @MynameisSketchy
    @MynameisSketchy 3 года назад +28

    Damn RUclips comments are dry

  • @Theyyhatenanii
    @Theyyhatenanii 3 года назад +17

    Killua:I'm with u okay I'm with u
    Me:Im WiF yOu OkAy Im WiF yOu

  • @victory___doom6869
    @victory___doom6869 3 года назад +11

    Of course it was Ilumi like man now he has Killua going after him, he’s gonna die 😐

  • @meme8955
    @meme8955 3 года назад +9

    1:58. Just try and stay alive.
    Me: its just a little thing, i wont die.
    Heard: its a needle.
    Me: WHATTTTTTT?! I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A CUT?! I- I am......⚰

  • @EmeraldHunter
    @EmeraldHunter 3 года назад +17

    Killua:Who Did this to you
    Me: LMAO WHAT IF IT WAS ILLUMI OR HISOKA-
    Killua: Illumi?fucking Illumi
    Me: HOLD THE MF PHONE-

  • @yuichanva5123
    @yuichanva5123 3 года назад +22

    I clicked faster than godspeed and Sonic combined🙌

  • @swaggy9933
    @swaggy9933 3 года назад +28

    Bruh I’m late as always :( ..but this is greattt

  • @patrickleon76
    @patrickleon76 3 года назад +26

    HOLY- SUBBED AND CRYING

  • @yourlostpen
    @yourlostpen 3 года назад +12

    **me doing the kageyama meat dance**
    My mom: **BURTS DOWN MY DOOR** give my a pad 😡
    Me: ok I’ll give you one that I bought 2-3 months ago

  • @angelicpoets
    @angelicpoets 3 года назад +17

    Request: maybe do hurt listener but she dies in his arms or He is Jealous orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr She saves him and dies

    • @starva45
      @starva45  3 года назад +4

      Nice request here dear! Hopefully I'll be able to do these in the future~

  • @asher7489
    @asher7489 3 года назад +5

    ",Listener this is not funny"
    Me rn ahahavavava YES I FINALLY DIE HAHAAHAH
    Agahahahahavavaavahavavav

  • @caitlinwhite7821
    @caitlinwhite7821 3 года назад +6

    Oh heck no Killua, you DO NOT get to say that you hate yourself!!! 😡
    Good video btw lol 😂 Your voice acting’s good :)

  • @reeseeeeeeeee
    @reeseeeeeeeee 3 года назад +9

    Me watching this: “no-no don’t touch me there, this is- my nono square”

  • @-TheObserver-
    @-TheObserver- 3 года назад +7

    It's not always about the Ara Ara, Sometimes it's about Ara Ara San

  • @Fr13d_ch1ck2n
    @Fr13d_ch1ck2n 3 года назад +14

    I absolutely love this you got a new subscriber 😁

  • @shazvsp
    @shazvsp 2 года назад +3

    Killua:No need to cry
    ME:THAT SHIT HURT BRO 😭

  • @mia-bd5vv
    @mia-bd5vv 3 года назад +7

    OMG SINCE I DIDNT READ THE TITLE I THOUGHT IT WAS A PLAYLIST BC OF THE COVER AND I WAS RLY DUMB AND DIDNT SEE THE KILLUA X LISTENER

  • @m4vsproud
    @m4vsproud 3 года назад +20

    I’m late but I’m here

  • @lexi2684
    @lexi2684 3 года назад +6

    This is my first time seeing one of your videos and when I saw the account name I straight up said Ara ara and I was in front of my family. But I really like the video amazing job 😊

  • @bozeisusehriste
    @bozeisusehriste 3 года назад +15

    TO GOOD TO BE TRUE

  • @rspautu8038
    @rspautu8038 3 года назад +5

    If it were a real situation though..my sass would kill the mood

  • @Ocean_gwen
    @Ocean_gwen 3 года назад +5

    Killua:you need to meet my family-
    Me:dont you dare say that I DO NOT LIKE THEM. So yeah:)

  • @sidneymay9388
    @sidneymay9388 3 года назад +8

    I LOVE YOU 💕💕😩😩

  • @bardslyr3
    @bardslyr3 3 года назад +5

    "Hey hey hey.."
    Me: *pretends to sob*
    "Hey👹"
    Me: Oh shit sorry damn-

  • @Ph30n1xXz
    @Ph30n1xXz 2 года назад +6

    Killia- who did this to you?!?
    Me- (jokingly) illumi
    Killua- illumi?!?!
    Me- cut the cameras.... Deadass

  • @ericalumpkins1011
    @ericalumpkins1011 3 года назад +10

    What is it called where you can feel stuff by hearing it

  • @ursunshine.
    @ursunshine. 3 года назад +9

    Killua: who did this to u?
    Me: i stole illumi needle
    Killua: illumi?!
    Me: ....

  • @durin-z6d
    @durin-z6d 3 года назад +5

    When you say i was bleeding my stomach hurts idk why. 💀

  • @artisticbunny8346
    @artisticbunny8346 3 года назад +2

    5:27 “I won’t hesitate Bitch” (I’m sorry lol idk why but this meme always pops to mind when I hear I won’t hesitate lol 😂)

  • @dabislittlemouse9629
    @dabislittlemouse9629 3 года назад +4

    I am a simple gal. I see Killua,I click

  • @SLEEEEEEEEEEP
    @SLEEEEEEEEEEP 2 года назад +3

    Lol I've been through worse injuries I've broken a leg or two blood that's no biggie I almost had my head cracked open thank God that helmets exist or then I would be dead 😰

  • @dianas.s010
    @dianas.s010 2 года назад +1

    STOP WHEN U SAID "IT MUST'VE BEEN HER PERIOD" 😭😭 made me laugh

  • @Lion_zzz-555
    @Lion_zzz-555 3 года назад +12

    Demons approved

  • @yogirlvv9037
    @yogirlvv9037 3 года назад +6

    Killua: who did this to u
    Me: Ilummi
    Killua: Bruh wtf
    Me: Ima be alright im just gone tell hisoka to break up with him

  • @smiles-the-giver-of-sweets
    @smiles-the-giver-of-sweets 3 года назад +6

    5:27 CAN I HELP I STOLE TOGAS FAV KNIFE AND I NEED HELP HIDEING IT SO WHY NOT IN A DEAD BODY

  • @Navya_-yz1et
    @Navya_-yz1et 3 года назад +9

    Faster than iida him self

  • @associatewithshindo2095
    @associatewithshindo2095 3 года назад +6

    Me pronouncing his full name: KILLUA ZOLDICK!
    his actual name: Killua zoldyck

  • @john-markpeaterson7801
    @john-markpeaterson7801 3 года назад +3

    When I first watched this and heard you say listener I was like wa.....

  • @lucas8141
    @lucas8141 2 года назад +6

    Killua: "She must be on her period right"
    Guys: *awkward silence*
    The vid is great and this is a joke

  • @margaretkahramanian1406
    @margaretkahramanian1406 2 года назад +3

    Killua-don’t worry keep your legs open
    Me-huh?! Keep my what open?!?!😳😳😵‍💫😵‍💫

  • @lillyclaw9561
    @lillyclaw9561 3 года назад +3

    Killua: I hate myse-
    Me: KILLUA ZOLDYCK YOU MOTHER-
    Killua: try to slow the bleeding
    Me: what do you want me to do? HoLd iT iN

  • @kathryngifford6789
    @kathryngifford6789 3 года назад +11

    Me looking at the picture*
    Me thinking he’s gonna kill somebody*

  • @nadiradead9515
    @nadiradead9515 3 года назад +3

    1:00 sir I'm dying

  • @Jayshrimp
    @Jayshrimp 3 года назад +20

    Hi!!! 😌👋

  • @shinobu6946
    @shinobu6946 Год назад +1

    6:06 honk honk clown man
    My guy looks like one of the talking cards from Alice and wonderland
    His hair looks like it just came out of the strawberry boba I wanted but never got bc it had food poisoning in it
    Respectfully roasting hisoka ✨

  • @sunnysnowleopard
    @sunnysnowleopard 3 года назад +5

    ⚠️Includes one cuss word⚠️
    Me if i was killua and i walked in on listener on the foor in a pool of blood:
    "Listener if this is a prank i have THREE things to say!"
    "FIRST Fuck you"
    "SECOND HOW DARE YOU"
    "THIRD im too tired for a prank"

  • @Yakiame2075
    @Yakiame2075 2 года назад +3

    This is an good video is there an part 2?

  • @Mikudayoo-gk1yl
    @Mikudayoo-gk1yl 3 года назад +3

    Me: *coming back on this video after 1 months* well sheeeeesh

  • @ajsisters8521
    @ajsisters8521 2 года назад +3

    Killua-leaves me-waits on the bed doing nothing bc my stomach still hurts* welp this is ganna be boring

  • @yumekojabami3307
    @yumekojabami3307 2 года назад +5

    Killua: Try and slow the bleeding
    Me: you know killua, if the blood is internal
    Killua: shut up this isn't the time for jokes

  • @meow._.meow456
    @meow._.meow456 Год назад +1

    I let my intrusive thoughts win.(to watch 1-19 videos at 3am on a school night^^

  • @ameliajustice1823
    @ameliajustice1823 2 года назад

    Listener..? Are you home
    “YEAH ON THE GROUND DYING”

  • @mf_named_steve53
    @mf_named_steve53 Год назад +1

    Killua: she must be on her period right?
    Me: naw that’s my melted ice cream that dropped on my t-shirt earlier 😭

  • @not_joey_unu9630
    @not_joey_unu9630 3 года назад +16

    Killua: "Who did this???"
    Me: "Illumi...JK Idk"
    Killua: "Illumi? Fucking Illumi..."
    Me: *falls out of my chair* Holy Sh-!!!
    This actually happened and I now have a bruise ;-;

  • @YourLocalFBIAgent1
    @YourLocalFBIAgent1 2 года назад +1

    Killua: I won't look at anything
    Why am I seeing him turn into a meow

  • @AngeMahinay-b4g
    @AngeMahinay-b4g 2 месяца назад

    I have crush to Killua because we are same age now and so cute... Lovable to his Sister who had looked inside of there on house....

  • @evethepandapotato
    @evethepandapotato 2 года назад +1

    Killua: see I’m with you
    Me: WTH HELL U MEAN, YOU DON’T GOT AN FREAKING NEEDLE PIERCING YOU

  • @ImTiredHelp
    @ImTiredHelp 2 года назад +1

    My sensitive ears before the beginning: **all good**
    My sensitive ears literally like 1 sec later: ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @keylaputri9659
    @keylaputri9659 3 года назад +4

    I like it...

  • @Strawberryfroggy_13
    @Strawberryfroggy_13 2 года назад

    "yeah..you need to meet my family sometime"
    me:"well now im not really sure i wanna do that🤠🤠🤠