DSP Starts The Podcast Talking About Elden Ring DLC Low Support. Why is the Cult Not Listening to Re
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How dense is Phill? He still thinks he has mass support when it's only like 5 people with sock accounts
He knows full well he doesn’t. If you send money via PayPal he gets your real name.
As dense as a black hole.
He just cant admit he has like 7 dents left and there all out of ssi and need to reload.
He’s also ran off most of the hardcore dents like oneminuteman
All 5 will drop him at one time eventually also. He will go from having support to 0. It’s coming.
"More wise, more mature, less of an asshole"
Dellusion embodied.
Compared to his audience of dents, maybe he’s not far off
Wasn’t Phil JUST complaining he didn’t wanna do all the extra stuff in the dlc? Now he’s saying he wants to do everything? The hypocrisy is unreal.
It's the gin ...
Phil is a complete buffoon but I think his point when he was complaining was that he didn't want to go around getting the tree blessings before fighting the bosses
He doesn't want to explore because he just wants to do legacy dungeons and boss fights, but everybody who is ahead of him is only there because they are impatient MORAHNS who are trying to bum-rush all the bosses instead of taking their time to enjoy the game like Phil is.
Same reason why he begs people to vote 🗳️. So he can seem right when it doesn’t go his way. And say “I told you guys!”
@@ProfessorxVile the game is empty like many areas are empty for example . That red rose , blue rose fingers of rhia , jagged peak all are empty and linear
The fact that he won't get his animal blood work and has had the poor thing declawed is more than enough for me that he needs to go play in the traffic
In Phill's defense, Jasper was already declawed before he adopted him but that's doesn't absolve Phill from the lack of health care for Jasper
Declawing cats is cruel. The process of surgical mutilation traumatizes them and living without claws does further damage. They don’t just use them to shred furniture.
If you have a problem with cats scratching furniture:
A.) Give them something to scratch
B.) Deal with it because animals > furniture
C.) Don’t bring cats into your house
@@dyingculture Definitely. A scratching post at a pet store probably doesn't cost that much but Phil's real loves are Doordash, JPEGS, and Total Wine
Declawing is disgusting!!!! It's illegal here in the UK. It would be like cutting off the first knuckle on a child to de nail them. Here here for the anti declaw club!!!!!!!!!
Imagine how dirty his litter box is
streamers arent bum-rushing a 30 hour DLC. they play more than 2 hours a night.
His stream actual gameplay is very little
I love how he immediately breaks his argument in the first few seconds. A giant support came from 1 person in the first stream so somehow that meant everyone wanted him to keep going 😂
Even Phil doesn't listen to himself when he talks.
What is the purpose of sharing all this with the audience every day? Along with the daily support audits. I don’t know if a single other RUclipsr who rambles on and on about all the managerial aspects of his streaming. So bizarre, so narcissistic.
@@goata8 Im just surprised RUclips is ok with such guilt tripping, its a lawsuit waiting to happen once a dent empties their parents savings.
Ah yes, his viewers are all middle aged. Which is why he plays dress up and blows bubbles as rewards.
TCAPP usually shows his true fans are middle aged, they just have the mind of a 4 year old
@@DJMcFlintythe majority of his fans are kids with mental problems, but most are using fake accounts
If he actually had middle aged viewers that werent larpers, he would have no issue with support.
All those russian viewers are probably bots btw 😂😂😂
@@jasonvoorheesthethird Yep with the fake accounts. If you don't lie about your age as a teenager when you make your youtube account you're restricted in what you can watch, therefore everyone under 18 lies. That obviously makes the supplied demographics info inaccurate for any content not flagged specifically as for kids, especially with content like DSP that appeals to teenagers but is not flagged as such.
@@angry_zergling exactly!
The fact that he says he's taking it slow is bull****. He knows he wants to rush through it, he just sucks at the game, and his current build didn't work for this DLC and has to grind.
"People are enjoying my company more"
Wrong, the audience just tune in to hear the asinine nonsense you sprout on the 'podcast' then they dip on the trash game play. That's all.
Gotta love how he has trained his brain to use support as a synonym for money.
I remember when he used to include everything as support. Liking the stream, simply viewing the stream, now it's just $$$.
1:51 just because people want to see him play it, doesn’t mean they want to give him money. Philbert still can’t grasp that simple concept.
4:45 *snort* shameless nose pick; I’m surprised he didn’t eat it afterward.
5:01 🙄🙄🙄
People are willing to tip when they are entertained. Dsp is so adverse to the concept of entertaining people and just expects money for showing up.
He is saving that snack for later.
Yeah that first point is big for Phil idk why he doesnt understand that lol
He wipes it on his leg completely unaware how gross it is.. he’s just all around a disgusting person
He wiped it on his thigh instead. That's not much better than eating it.
Fun fact: Did you know that people who lie a lot also tend to call their wife a “creature living in his house”
00:58 No Phil, you are just YOU. You are wrong..Mentally.
Focused and Buildt for Greed and Self-Serving needs.
So no matter what you do, it turns into Doo-Doo..... .
Whenever DSP starts a sentence with "I find this hilarious" he's about to say something toxic about people who pay his bills, it never fails
What a sad specimen
It will always be funny how Phil doesn't seem to understand that you can ask two people the same question and get two different answers 😂
He doesn't get the fact that everyone knows he only plays games that bring "support". I don't even believe the guy enjoys gaming anymore. He is shit at pretty much every game he plays and when he inevitability gets stuck, he blames the game design and ditches the game.
It's a constant loop of ineptitude, nothing ever changes! 😕
he doesn't. He is in too deep. He knows no one will show if he just talk or plays streetfighter.
50% of his audience is between 25-34. is that the same audience that is also watching all the detractor stuff?
The analytics say that 69% of the people on Philips chat are actually fans of doody and are there for the laughs!
bro also acts like those of us with bad attention spans are just children. Anyone exposed to content nowadays can have bad attention span. I as a 25 Year old have a shit attention span and need a video playing in the background to do things
@@Silenthilldude87There's also the fans of snort burnell, DSP memology etc.
only 20 percent his dent
@@poptart2323turn off the phone at night.
So let me get this right, he refused to play it when it was new cried about how bad the game was and bitched about money and it’s the games fault he isn’t getting paid?
Kinda seems like it’s just Dsp’s bad attitude is the problem.
Does this all the time get use to it
He can't change his schedule for the peasants because nobody tells Phil what to do.
Wow Phil looks absolutely sloshed on gin today. Didn't have much luck pulling Hogans Philly boy? All the snorting and silent belching is a dead giveaway.
Yes exactly 💯 😅....totally just rolled outta bed and threw on his wal mart magnum pi shirt😂🤣
His shirts are way too small... his undershirt is popping out of the button up
He needs to wear big baggy sweaters to hide his moobs and noodle arms.
"what I'm learning is that i AM a childrens entertainer" *puts hats an vests for clown mode* clown mode engaged!
He wants so badly to train the dents to support him just showing up and talking.
he literally thinks he should get at least 50 bucks just for showing up.
"50 PERCENT THATS HALF OF MY AUDIENCE" still thinks his audience is older and mature but thinks he has to explain what 50% is? lol
You need to explain it to the Americans even more to understand it.
Another day of support-related trauma dump.
I love how he even realizes how bad of a gamer he is. He just wants to hang out and people give him money LMAO
DSP is drunk here. Puffy face, slurry speech, weird movements, stroke mouth going hard.
Is he in denial or something, only like 5 dents give him money.
Yes
"Triumphantly beat the bosses..." you mean putting the jump attack ring on and cheese him while face tanking it all with op armor?
Amazing how Phil constantly asks for feedback and then dismisses what anybody says. He cannot understand that different people can see the same thing in completely different ways.
im so strong in the game its insane it's like they made this Dlc for my build. he just sucks
The channel: Aspire Wot is a BIG dent who wants to go down on Phil 24/7. Please don't spam him or døxx him.
傻逼😂
Is that the one that wants Philbert to breach their anus?
@@TheKotor2309he must be a dsp sock, he’s got the same comebacks as piggy.
"More mature and wise" 😂
Jesus philbert got any brain cells leftover after that epic nose mining expedition ⛏️😅🤣
Think he gave himself another lobotomy
This is absolutely disgusting I can't believe the dents are so lazy, that the Piggy Palace needs to remind them TIPS ARE MANDATORY THERE'S A WWEC EVENT GOING ON caaaaaa'mon guuuuuuuys step it up
Piggy Palace....😂😂😂😂
Phil’s only goal is money money money
Pigroach has incredible analytics... snort.. over 30% of them analytics are attributed to non-subscribers... very cool! 😅
I hate when he uses RUclips analytics to try and prove anything. As if those numbers are skewed extremely hard
To Phil he actually gets real views but the money is not adding up!
@@Silenthilldude87 oh totally. Its just sad lol
1 dent needs to carry the channel.
And the way this dlc is going he could very well lose another one when he can't hold back anymore, and starts raging nonstop about how much he hates the dlc. We're getting closer to the single digit streams being the norm.
Dudes been streaming over 10 years and still doesn't know his audience. 😂
Divorce Stream Soon!
Inshallah 🙏
She doesn’t have anywhere to go
Hanging out code word for I don't wanna play games I just wanna sit here and don't put any effort and get money
New title: 42 year old man prepares for retirement: Has no retirement
Phil is obliged to suck the fun out of anything people enjoy and make it all about money.
I remember when this intro first appeared... I saw Vader with the Doody cup and said to myself "just let it play, this gonna be too godly!" I never knew who the guy at the end is that closes the blast doors though
He thinks the dents are all one person.
"I have lots of viewers but its not translating into donations" thats because 98% of your 500 viewer count are detractors phil, its done, OMM leaving was the final nail.
"I don't really know what's going ahn" WHERE'S DUH MUNNY?
He expects to make 200 dollars playing elden ring EVERYDAY. Lol
OIC making up a whopping 7.4% 😂
Well well well.
It'll never not be disgusting how DSP equates people giving him money to people liking the stream. To DSP 10,000 people could be watching but if they're not all showering him in money it means the stream was a failure, and if only 3 people were watching but did shower him in money it means the stream was successful. He can say over and over about how much be "cares" about his 'fans' but this will never be true as long as he demands his 'fans' give him money for the privilege of watching him play games.
3:42 "King of Cope" are in the building...hear him Roar 😄😁😆😆
Phil can lie 4 times with 3 words.
He can't figure out the reason his most popular games are usually Autistic friendly ones?(Minecraft,Stardew,Mario, AnimalX,etc.) Tetris 99 would be a huge hit with his 3 fans. Derich and OIC are a different class. (Fetish style class)
5:35 I almost spit out my Subway! Getting more mature at age 40+?! 😂😂
"Wiser and less of an ass" I could feel the bs in that.
I think "Your playing it too slow" actually translates to "You play this game, the same way you play every game... DENTED-STYLE!!!"
"No teenagers are watching [him]" because if you make an account and say you're under 18 you're restricted in what you can watch. So they just lie about their age.
He can't make 100s of bucks from fromsoft games anymore because most of whales quit. There's only a 3-5 whales left propping him up and they don't have infinite money.
The real answer is "viewers do not owe you money for watching you", Phil.
Less of an asshole.. Sure bro😂😂😂😂
Wagequit of elden ring incomming. The lego-stream will safe the chanel.
"i critized that" he is literally saying word for word he is critizing people for not giving him money LOL.
50 year old guy in a Guy Feiri shirt begging for 50 bucks, pathetic
the amount of time he has actually played the dlc is way less than 5 hours cuz he spent at least one hour walking around the basegame trying to figure out what build he wanted to do😭
I am still waiting for him to slip and call the donators dents. You know it will happen one day.
21 grand on candy crush jpegs
He literally just admitted 38% of views are from DETRACTORS and he doesn’t even realize it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
No amount of telling people that they're wrong for not giving you money will make them want to give you money, and at no point, Phil, did "wanting you to play" the DLC entitle you to any money.
"Let's be ahnest! More mahture more wise." Lmaooo whaaaaat. And then calling his new young audience immature and impatient is a great way to grow your channel.
I think Philip is well aware how other people are doing with the DLC, I mean does anyone think he's figuring out how to beat bosses on his own?
His older audience would obviously love to watch a 42 year old man build Legos on stream.
4:46 JFC, dude. I haven't seen a booger wipe that blatant since my 5 year old nephew spent the night.
It’s so great when Phil gets his hopes up and thinks he’s going to make a lot of money everyday to play a game and then the support drops. It’s so great
its hilarious how he talks about other streamers being in it for the money, meanwhile he spends two hours a week having business meetings with his dents talking about low support.
The cope here, even by Phil standards, is wild 😳
Yeah I believe those numbers RUclips is spitting out are correct LOL
8:36 Put it on half speed and watch that epic tongue motion. !yoshi
MEEE! Reee! Give me the algorithm for success dents!!!! No extra work required
It's not translating into instant gratification because people are not giving me their money what's going on guys 😂
I’m going to assume that someone helped him with his build. Or he looked up a guide.
He did not say he's been more mature and less of an ahole lately 😂
Ah yes, the justification for playing nothing but walking simulators.
If Phil is going to “criticize” the lack of “support” for Elden Ring, then we can criticize him and remind him that he isn’t entitled to anyone’s money, if he wants guaranteed money then get a job Phil…even a part time job, I am sure no one wants to handle 6 days a week of him and his snorts and begging
He literally has no plan but to sit and become an old geezer that cant even play games anymore on stream because hes to old but still plans to stick around and beg until he dies live on youtube one day this pufferfish is truly batting a thousand in life hes got it all figured out
He really doesnt think all that data is skewed by larpers?
Why is Phil dressed like a gay American version of Billy Butcher
“Gay American Billy Butcher” LMAOOO
I think he went to an estate sale and purchased some grandpa’s shirt collection but grandpa was in better shape
Nobody skipped the khantent in the DLC phill. They just play games more than 2 hours a day like you do. And you piss around and waste so much time when you do play.
So disingenuous. Imagine another service saying crap.
You think the Uber ride was bad? It’s your fault because You told me to slow down when I speeding through the school zone, but wanted me to go faster on the highway.
It’s your fault! Bad passenger
Dsp: zelda is too bloated I don't need to do all the khantent to enjoy the game.......if you are someone who spent hundreds of hours in this game good for you
Also dsp: there are streamers who rushed thru the dlc to finish the game and ignore all the khantent they're dumb, you guize know that's who I used to be
Phil plays a game one day and expects massive blockbuster numbers of viewers instantly. There are people that have streamed for years and only get like 100 viewers which might I add, they appreciate much more than Pigler does his dent army.
4:42 - this is for you ALT. Here is a FANTASTIC nose pick/wipe khambo, just for you!
The only person listening to Phill is Phill. The only person Phill listens to is Phill. This dude is literally talking to himself.
New releases require instant gratification 💸💸💸 Step it up dents
What kid makes an account and actually put their real age? I remember saying my age was like 50 as a kid
The "we " talk drives me crazy
Man the delusion is insane.
He never even considers its him that s holding him down.
He blames the game, the algorithm, his audience, the weather, the price of tea in China....
The most simple explanation for why him doing the same thing more popular streamers do isn't as popular as when other streamers do it is clearly the only variable.... HIM.
I died when he said that Russia was #4, considering he just banned someone the other day for typing Russian in his chat 😂
Funny how 58% of people that watch him are non-americans.
The rest of world needs to catch up and know who exactly Phil is
Made me chuckle 5:27
He devolving.
Phil is so slow. Him playing too fast and too slow can both be true. The people watching his night stream probably didn't see his day streams yet so of course they will be behind on his playthrough and not be there to support it yet. Meanwhile watching a late night SF6 stream doesn't require you to have seen his other streams.
Otherwise the people who are binging all his content just to see the DLC will move on to someone else who doesn't spend half their stream talking about money and actually made progress in the game.