Rewatching this series in 2024 made me want to redownload and play Spore, so I downloaded a bunch of mods and played from the cell stage to the creature stage, made an apex predator I named "Growlie" and had a great time. Then the game crashed without warning and I stopped playing. Truly the quintessential spore experience.
got back into Spore, had it crash in the middle of showing my friend how the game works. i got to the middle of creature stage in about 30 minutes and hadn't saved. of course, it still saves your creatures, but it doesn't even consider "hey maybe the game should also be saving the save file" esp. knowing that EA was aware of its tendency to crash when loading 😵💫 it sucks but it made me remember these vids
Also if anyone reading this knows how to delete creatures and make them stay deleted please let me know. I have tried TWICE to delete "The Nomad Gonad" and it keeps showing up to remind me of my hubris in making it.
Dogs 2: better, bette- bigger, badder, better, furi- fur- furier, furrier, better, b- they can sw- maybe they can smile, maybe they have, maybe they have spikes...
@@lizzieandmocha1131 it's this video of Griffin sitting with two other guys from polygon and he just bites into a banana, and it became a meme that he even references in his podcast. ruclips.net/video/L1QVp55ehvs/видео.html
@@fozgoth you are absolutely right. in my defense, when i googled ambulating it didn't show up as a word, but apparently it is and i was wrong. my bad!!
hello everyone, it is april 2020 and i just got an ad on this very video for a MasterClass with game designer will wright, youtube has grown too powerful and i am afraid
@@williammanning5066 To be fair, Spore came out right on the cusp of auto-saves becoming normalized. Spore has committed several atrocities, but auto-save being AWOL feels more like a relic of the time it was made.
Tips from a former Pro Spore-player, or "Sporester" if you will: "Tab" gives you more of those SLIDERS for each part. "Ctrl" lets you to separate, a nice word for rip apart, the joints on a limb. "Alt" copies a part. And best of all: "A" (the letter A on the keyboard) makes parts ASYMMETRIC! Once you go asymmetric, you never go back-metric.
For a good chunk of time I just accepted the idea that Will Wright was British only to recently be confused and shocked seeing him talk live on stage. I’ve been living a lie for so long.
Can't wait to go to my local Planet Fuckburg cineplex to see 'Dogs 2 - Better Better Bigger Badder Better Fur Fur Furier Furrier Better They Can Maybe They Can Smile Maybe They Have Maybe They Have Spikes'
12:09 holy _shit_ the idea of a minion being replaced with this terrifying creature that is only a mouth but still says shit like "banana", all the characters acr like it's normal... That's hilarious and scary to me
The will wright impression? Hilarious. Getting an ad for masterclass with none other than the one, the only, REAL, HUMAN Will Wright before the video, and getting immediate whiplash from hearing what he really sounds like followed by Griffin’s impression? Truly a one of a kind experience.
I’m rewatching this for the first time in a while, and I just realized that Justin says “give it more of a Dune vibe” at 5:55 I don’t know what I thought he was saying before now
I feel I should inform people that I now own a chicken named Jaa'm. She's a horrible trash child and I love her. Edit: Jaa'm died via heart attack. Rest peacefully my beautiful child.
there were multiple points throughout this video where i had to pause and calm tf down, but the creation of that... jaa'm... around 27:30 literally caused me to laugh straight up spit all over my bed. thanks.
I find it very sus that Griffin loves that ja'am has arms to open doors and feed itself, but was prepared to banish Hand Dog to oblivion for the same sins What's your agenda, mr. Mcelroy?
"That's a funny trick to play on god!" might be the best quote
8:53
I need a tatoo or a shirt of that. Its soooo good.
It just describes the entire fucking series
Griffin McElroy has challenged God and won
@@UnitHR13 Thank you very much sir.
I think that Jaa'ms should be able to vote.
No Jaa'ms on the moon. They just run off the damn thing
Baronofevil if we do not allow them to vote, we will all die
I think Jaa'ms should be able to run for president
whats up everybody I THINK JAA'MS SHOULD VOTE
That is not how we talk here at meeting of the minds.
Jaa'm v2.1 is just a vibrating, seething sphere of hatred.
a good pet
A vibrating, seething sphere of hatred and magazines
“ _banana_ “ i was biting my nails and i laughed so hard i bit my thumb.
Banana!
I read this comment before I got to that part in the video and nearly died of laughter as a result.
"Dogs aren't in 3D but this one is" hey Griffin what reality do you live in
The moon?
4D
Comin' at ya, it's _Dawg..._
the-starlit-blade dogs aren’t allowed on the moon
@@maxhornby6592 In Griffin's voice: _Then how do you explain the classic "Space Buddies" you fucking disgrace?!_
Literally nothing can make me laugh harder than "that's a funny trick to play on god!" The raw power of that statement just blows me away.
Jokkkkkkkkkkkk(kkkkkklokkkkkkkkokm khghuhhhhh&
Thanks Joseph Garrick
SAME, along with "HOW WOULD IT EVEN HAPPEN LIKE THIS???"
@@josephgarrick7878 controversial statement, but i like the energy
@@josephgarrick7878 I completely agree though
backpack for his applesauce
backpack where he keeps his applesauce
jaa'ms got the applesauce that you crave
everybody catch this juicy jaa'm wave
kaelin x I scrolled for this comment, thankyou.
- Griffin McElroy, sweet baby 30 under 30 media luminary
i think of this every time i eat applesauce
instablaster.
every time my partner says apple sauce I'm activated like a sleeper agent and recite this
Rewatching this series in 2024 made me want to redownload and play Spore, so I downloaded a bunch of mods and played from the cell stage to the creature stage, made an apex predator I named "Growlie" and had a great time.
Then the game crashed without warning and I stopped playing.
Truly the quintessential spore experience.
got back into Spore, had it crash in the middle of showing my friend how the game works. i got to the middle of creature stage in about 30 minutes and hadn't saved. of course, it still saves your creatures, but it doesn't even consider "hey maybe the game should also be saving the save file" esp. knowing that EA was aware of its tendency to crash when loading 😵💫
it sucks but it made me remember these vids
every once in a while i get the hankering to play spore, and instead i just come and watch this video and save myself some frustration lmao
Also if anyone reading this knows how to delete creatures and make them stay deleted please let me know. I have tried TWICE to delete "The Nomad Gonad" and it keeps showing up to remind me of my hubris in making it.
Every generation of Jaa'm falls further from god's light.
Everything the McElroy family creates, god actively fears.
That's a funny trick
Temporal Toast top 10 people god was too afraid to challenge:
1: the McElroy bros
@@taakotuesdays 2. Clint McElroy, cuz who knows what else that man can create
@@taakotuesdays 3: Pam (you know the one)
Dogs 2: better, bette- bigger, badder, better, furi- fur- furier, furrier, better, b- they can sw- maybe they can smile, maybe they have, maybe they have spikes...
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It sounds like an infomercial from Interdimensional Cable
I love how everyone's first choice in this game is "abomination"
To be fair, there’s a lot of ways to do it
There’s basically no ways not to
My first instinct is to make Pokemon or Zerg. I'm not sure what that says about me.
You say that like it’s a choice to make something horrifying, the abominations usually just happen on their own. You can’t stop them
Did you mean: 'Oblivion character creation menu'?
The growling, dissonant, "...bananaaa..." that Justin says still makes me laugh, yet also terrifies me.
It seems like something I would hear in my nightmares.
Someone needs to take that audio and put it over the Griffin Banana vore clip
@@failedartguy excuse me?
@@lizzieandmocha1131 it's this video of Griffin sitting with two other guys from polygon and he just bites into a banana, and it became a meme that he even references in his podcast. ruclips.net/video/L1QVp55ehvs/видео.html
12:13
I love when Griffin just silently adds another -deformity- feature to Jaa'm and Justin just starts laughing
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"I do not know how you are ambulating" is always a promising thing to hear about a living creature.
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Vibe counselor out here doing the Lord’s work
ik it's been 5 years but he said undulating
@@3bugsinatrenchcoat He didn't? He said ambulating lol
@@fozgoth you are absolutely right. in my defense, when i googled ambulating it didn't show up as a word, but apparently it is and i was wrong. my bad!!
hello everyone, it is april 2020 and i just got an ad on this very video for a MasterClass with game designer will wright, youtube has grown too powerful and i am afraid
i think this is the funniest sentence i've read today, thank you
Masterclass from somebody who doesn't know about auto-save?
This is gonna sound stupid, but I genuinely thought Will Wright was a character these two made up. Whoops.
@@williammanning5066 To be fair, Spore came out right on the cusp of auto-saves becoming normalized. Spore has committed several atrocities, but auto-save being AWOL feels more like a relic of the time it was made.
April 2020, woof!!!!
I want someone to draw one of those hyper-realistic drawings of Jaa’m
Hold my beer Ben Witte
@@aerystargaryenii8294 Did you do it?
@@izzy1894 no I don't think he did
Izzy it probably came to life and killed him
@@AFarmerCalledChicken The sight of such an image is so incomprehensible that the human mind can't handle it
"Does the food go into a random mouth each time? No, it seems to favor your left hip." That's where I lost it.
Take it to the bank boys, this one's just like dog.
oh fuck i called it
yes you called it, just like a broken clock
Toe to tip.
"Boat Made of Hate" sounds like an SCP article
Pair it with the ball of tangled fishing line and sharp objects and it’s a complete hellish fishing trip
It also looks like an SCP. I guess Jaa’m is an SCP now. It’s just the one we couldn’t contain. And we’ve lived in fear ever since...
@@RailfoxStudios Special Containment Procedures: If you see one in your house, set it on fire with you inside.
the whole monster factory lineup is just a bunch of -j articles
@@crowthebro okay but with a little tweaking Pam would work as a proper SCP XD
“I don’t like actually seeing it in 3D because he kinda looks like a boat...made of...hate
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backpack for his ✨ applesauce ✨
backpack where he keeps his ✨ applesauce ✨
JAA'MS GOT THE ✨ APPLESAUCE ✨ THAT YOU CRAVE
Everybody catch this juicy Jaa’m wave!
Tips from a former Pro Spore-player, or "Sporester" if you will:
"Tab" gives you more of those SLIDERS for each part. "Ctrl" lets you to separate, a nice word for rip apart, the joints on a limb. "Alt" copies a part. And best of all: "A" (the letter A on the keyboard) makes parts ASYMMETRIC! Once you go asymmetric, you never go back-metric.
Oh no.
This is too much power
First paragraph: “Downvote this pompous fuckface”
Second paragraph: “Literally a GOD”
You didn't tell them how to get infinite money or turn off complexity
Brother it is i
What button makes it a fun game to play?
"I am a digital dog with five electric asses"
- Jaa'm, 2016
I like how they're so good at Bart that they always accidentally create a guy who looks exactly like Bart Simpson from The Simpsons.
bart simpson from the simpsons
Toe to tip that’s a bart
The middleingest simp
so good at Bart
all the way across the bart from the toe of the bart to the tip of the bart, that bart was a bart among barts
How did Jaa’m, through all its peaks, valleys, and horrific design flaws, end up starting AND ending with ass-eyes?
History repeats itself
Time is a flat circle
recessive gene
Atavism
Funny trick on god
Aug, 9, 2016 Griffin: Please... WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF GAMES WITH ROBUST CHARACTER DESIGNERS!
Sep 30, 2020 Griffin: I've made a wooden man.
i want ya'll to know this video made "ja'am" a regular part of my vocabulary. today i said "that's my ja'am" with a straight face. ya'll ruined me
Fixed*
the word "jaa'm" USED to be a regular part of my vocabulary and now I can't say it without laughing
K. Tice It’s now been 2 years, he has invoked the name of the Ja’am and now K.Tice is applesauce
*ya'all
I'm not sure if I should be sad or proud
I love the sincerity with which they say "Ha! ha! That's a funny trick to play on God!"
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"I'm Griffin McElroy.""And I'm Justin McElroy. This has been My Brother And Me... kiss your dog square on the lips."
DEEP LORE: Griffin once held up a photo of a dog and he assumed that he was *literally holding a dog*
Ceci n'est pas une dog.
@@alysonlautar7359 so glad i ramdomly decided to read these comment's replies
No one:
Jaa’m 2.1 : *vibrating vigorously*
26:54
I like how it shrieks when it is granted sight
"OH DEAR GOD WHAT *AM* I?!?"
“What have I become?”
22:44 is also, if I'm not mistaken, a "vibe?"
i almost peed myself at 12:15, that deep and menacing "banana" gets me every fucking time
magnus burnsides would still lov this dog
lennox Jaa'm would never run off the moon. He's too intelligent
Magnus burnsides loves every dog
unless its owner is Klarg, in which case Magnus would throw it into the fire
I dare Magnus to love this dog
the terrifyingly casual delivery of “that’s a funny trick to play on god” has stayed with me for Years
Okay okay, will wright just had a masterclass ad run before this video and I’m having an existential unstoppable laughter crisis
"Dogs are over, guv." - Will Wright
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@@FreezingmoonDSBM here to tell you you have one like
*luv
The sudden and unavoidable crash is such an authentic Spore moment, it sent me on a nostalgia trip like you wouldn’t believe
I love how it's virtually impossible to create something in Spore that isn't deeply emotionally challenging
every time the sims crashes and i lose hours of progress i just start quoting 24:38 to myself
GET IN YOUR BOX WILL
I literally wrote this comment just as he said that
I had to come back to rewatch this for the 47th time because Justin's "Bananaaaa" was running through my head and I needed my soul cleansed
I keep coming back to hear Will Wright talk about how he wishes his little creations would eat him.
"Hug me hooman. I'm ready for affection, hooman." -Jaa'm
Alex Foma NO I WILL NOT HUG JAA'M I DO NOT WISH FOR MY FAMILY TO DIE
anyone wanna see my new jaa'msona
yes.
Very yes.
Yes²
Where is it
Absolutely
22:20 is highly underrated,,, the slow backward bend KILLS me every time
It's like reverse evolution.
"The Cloaca Option" is the name of my next band.
I will 100% join that band.
"That's a funny trick to play on God."
Lily Hope 8:52
The most powerful thing I've ever heard
the entire ja'am series is just filled with great quotes "hey give me your eyes, fat slug! i'm the sequel to dogs and i need your eyes, fat slug!"
"I'm a digital dog with *5* electric asses!"
"Once you open the Jaa'm box it is imperative you run as far as you can from the house"
these are the same people that made us cry over dnd
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The slow devolution of Slam Jaa'm into a horror song is really the icing on the cake.
*Come on and*
*Slam*
*In my nightmares lives*
*Jaa'm*
For a good chunk of time I just accepted the idea that Will Wright was British only to recently be confused and shocked seeing him talk live on stage. I’ve been living a lie for so long.
WDYM HE ISNT BRITISH ?
@@kittygirl8699 yeah he was born in atlanta, georgia...
honestly, just the ball with the homer simpson-esque mouth is my favourite jaa'm
I come back to this video solely for hateful chickpea jaa'm
I feel like that's an insult to Homer Simpson
@@yellobanana6456 it’s a compliment
just like homer
My favorite is propeller legs
"Why does that keep happening to that" should be Monster Factory's catchphrase.
That just kind of summarizes the whole thing
Having listened to Will Wright's speech, this is a spot on impression
You mean Phoemix Wroght
TeknoWhale that's from the ace Ventura series, right?
Brookes Eggleston - Character Design Forge i
Toe to tip, you've got a Will
Tip to toe, that's a Will!
My mom thinks I'm doing homework, so I have to keep plugging my nose so that my laughter doesn't alert her to my procrastination
Alright, who let Barry and Taako play with the Light of Creation
This comment is way funnier than it has any right to be
Taako: the problem with dogs is that they don’t look BITCHIN’ enough.
Barry: Aw, I wanna put some flames on this ass-eyed dog!
The true reason Magnus wants a dog, he had to live with a Jaa'm for 100 years and he needs a Dog Classic™
plot twist: not even john hunger wants good america
The moon is the only place I can be safe from these dogs
Not even the moon is safe from the tribal jaa'm with fully evolved wings
Fun fact: Jaa'm doesn't need to breathe.
*May God have mercy on our souls.*
Jeremy Lusk No Jaa'm on the moon
Dogs aren't allowed on the moon. But Jaa'm are
Jeremy Bell they will follow you
monster factory but they're just fucking around on like doll divine games
CorrosiveBlue THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
mcelroy bros pls make this happen
Oh Griffin, you've done a bad thing pal.
*good
No you've got this all wrong Orbit this is not just a good thing it's a good boy
“Absolute power corrupts absolutely”
"don'it?"
_Thats a funny joke to play on god_
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@@FreezingmoonDSBM 787 now apparently
The last iteration of Jaa’m looks like a Furby if they were ACTUALLY demons...
You say that as if they're NOT demons??
Why do you think tattletail exists?
“Dogs aren’t in 3D” makes me actually tear up every time
W h a t
This shouldn’t be, but this is 10000% my comfort RUclips video. Best way for me to laugh, unwind and sleep is this gift right here.
22:20 “I think what we really need to do is really-“ *the groan of a man that has lost all faith*
8:55 Why did no one timestamp this?
6 years later while searching for this specific quote, I am so grateful to you for creating the timestamp 🙏
please make a new monster factory soon my children are starving
"SOMEONE COME FUCK THIIIIIS" had me fucking wheezing jfc
This is the first McElroy video I ever watched. Oh boy.
J'aam and his french cousin J'aime
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I had a feeling the only way to cure my 2020 induced depression was to rewatch this. And the McElroy brothers do not disappoint
Can't wait to go to my local Planet Fuckburg cineplex to see 'Dogs 2 - Better Better Bigger Badder Better Fur Fur Furier Furrier Better They Can Maybe They Can Smile Maybe They Have Maybe They Have Spikes'
You must have a pretty interesting life
The hints of Taako in Justin's voice is amazing.
The fact that they can look at the gmail icon and say “there’s a good boy” with what I assume was a straight face deeply concerns me
12:09 holy _shit_ the idea of a minion being replaced with this terrifying creature that is only a mouth but still says shit like "banana", all the characters acr like it's normal... That's hilarious and scary to me
Nothing like watching Justin and Griffin’s slow descent into frustration and resentment for Spore to cheer up your mood
"Oh I'm gonna put some flames on this ass-eyed dog." - Griffin McElroy, 2016
5 years later and I still watch these videos whenever I'm sad
I think my favorite part aside from everything is that they did not think to save ONCE during all this
The will wright impression? Hilarious. Getting an ad for masterclass with none other than the one, the only, REAL, HUMAN Will Wright before the video, and getting immediate whiplash from hearing what he really sounds like followed by Griffin’s impression? Truly a one of a kind experience.
Is it accurate?
As SOON as he adjusts the lips at 26:23 it's like, oh, there it is, there's the Ja'am I know and love!
"DO WE MAKE A THIRD SECRET FACE?"
Aww beans, whoever let these dogs out done goofed!
I’m rewatching this for the first time in a while, and I just realized that Justin says “give it more of a Dune vibe” at 5:55
I don’t know what I thought he was saying before now
I feel I should inform people that I now own a chicken named Jaa'm. She's a horrible trash child and I love her.
Edit: Jaa'm died via heart attack. Rest peacefully my beautiful child.
Sorry for your loss
the sound Griffin makes at 22:21 lives rent free in my head
Dragon Age: Inquisition has a pretty deep character creator...
Congrats Heres a badge for a bad joke
Techno Whale There was a joke?
I was just about to say the same. 1 and 2 have the most MF potential though.
Well they could hack it like they did for ME2, which is without a doubt the most haunting video ever.
I've made some real monsters in DAI, especially with the very detailed makeup controls.
Before they added the legs I was getting a sort of a Darkstalker Kaathe vibe from the final Jaa'm.
there were multiple points throughout this video where i had to pause and calm tf down, but the creation of that... jaa'm... around 27:30 literally caused me to laugh straight up spit all over my bed. thanks.
I love that everyone's first instinct in this game seems to be "make the limbs stupid long"
Fun fact: the jaa'm doesn't bite, it never has, it only jaa'mps.
FINALLY! A PET FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY TO ENJOY AND CHERISH!!
I've played the intro thousands of times, and his will wright impression still kills me.
This series is truly amazing
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these boys make some good shit
I love how most of the humor isn't even just them laughing at the game, but actual hilarious jokes from genuinely really funny people.
"We're running out of games left with good character creators in them"
3.5 years later:
I've watched this three times already, and it's still one of the funniest things I have ever seen. "I'm ready for affection, human!"
Why can't I like this more than once? A new champion is crowned.
Oh sweet heavens, I am so glad this is a two-parter.
I know! I want to LIKE individual lines and segments.
I find it very sus that Griffin loves that ja'am has arms to open doors and feed itself, but was prepared to banish Hand Dog to oblivion for the same sins
What's your agenda, mr. Mcelroy?
Jaa'm is somehow both Hand Dog *and* Face Cat.
coming back to monster factory in 2020 is honestly,,, something i needed
One of my favorite Monster Factory quotes is now "I'm a digital dog with fiiiiive electric asses."