He tried to make it seem like he’s one of those cool animal planet hosts who opens with talking while an animal in the background is jumping all over them 😂. But it didn’t go like he expected it to 😂.
Bro is already a mid9e… as if it could get any worse, and then to add insult to injury he gets choked and then a kangaroo hoof punch to the bare eyeball. He’s like “I should’ve stayed home.”
Welcome back to Grandma's house... he's choking me he's choking me out... WELCOME BACK!😂 The look on his face 😂😂😂 the Kangaroo was squinting his eyes while choking him😂😂😂 best video of RUclips 😂😂😂 I'm sharing this with family and friends and people that I don't know 😂😂😂🦘😭😂☠️
@@dimitristrode1757hahaha u guys are so funny I literally spit water out my mouth im on the floor crying laughing ur so funny im now dead no cap ong gang gang
@@tunnelvision24-ge8fqin reality that’s not the case, especially towards humans. I’m Australian so I’ve been around kangaroos my whole life. They are not normally this aggressive. There are lots of videos that showcase this aggression on the internet but it’s survivorship bias (google it). What I _do_ notice is that these Americans that own kangaroos (they shouldn’t be pets) always seem to abuse them which causes unusual aggression.
HOW do Australians live with all of the spiders, snakes, kangaroos, etc.? Kangaroos are the creepiest to exist to me! They look like they have human bodies, sort of. I went to a zoo in America and there was a Kangaroo petting zoo and my boyfriend at the time knew I was terrified of kangaroos. But he was like ‘get over your fear, see how cool they are?’ Nope.nope.nope!
Fun fact, when kangaroos are agressive and wanting to fight, they assume an upright position, and because humans are constantly standing, kangaroos think you always want to fight
I'm f*cking dying over here. I keep replaying it. It went from 0-100 real quick. His eyes when he realizes he's beeling choked out and the kangaroo covers his mouth when he calls for Elizabeth.
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Bro was definitely bout to start crying before the camera cut off 🤣🤣
I felt so bad lol
walking fast and shi 💀
100%
Yes that smile turned upside down 😂
Fuck around and find out @@LovlyKi
"Don't let him know you're scared of him"
3 secs later
..."he's choking me out 😢😆
Ikr, somebody get Melvin off of Jodie 😂
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When you see a colonialist.
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Yea we watched the video too lol js it's a short bro we didn't need you to put subtitles for a 3 second clip 😂
Kangaroo was like "if you can talk, you can breathe. Let me adjust my grip."
Bra I’m fucking crying
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I'm sealing 😭
"welcome back to-"
Shhh
You either had an older brother or you are an older brother 😂
The fear on his face at the end was real!
Nobs he got TF out of there
He tried to make it seem like he’s one of those cool animal planet hosts who opens with talking while an animal in the background is jumping all over them 😂. But it didn’t go like he expected it to 😂.
Well looks like he got a claw to the eye
Bro is already a mid9e… as if it could get any worse, and then to add insult to injury he gets choked and then a kangaroo hoof punch to the bare eyeball. He’s like “I should’ve stayed home.”
Kangaroo said: "Ya'll mfkrs really tryna test my gangsta..." 😂😂😂
Please don't use any bad words
@@tobejaison9781my bad g
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@@tobejaison9781Shit
Kangaroo closed his eyes like, "Shhhh, just let it happen."
LMAOOO
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LMAO best comment ever
"He-he's choking me out, welcome back to-"
Kangaroo: "Aye bro stfu"
lmfao!
He puts his hand over his mouth
@@gilliaum8437no it didn’t..he hit his eye
Mate*
Very Alan partridge
Kangaroo was like, "shut your lil ass up" lol
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He was offended by his hat!😅😅
Bro smelled fear *IMMEDIATELY* lmaoo
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Mannnnn I swear that’s when he got hype like oh youz a Bytch come here!!!!
Like right away, he was like, "Come here with your scary ass😂😂😂😂😂😂
The kangaroo straight bullied his ass
X2
The little man stepped in there and immediately reached for his head. That's what you call a city kid.
He need to make another video of him verse the kangaroo 💯😂😂😂
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Is he ok?
"Don't let him know you're scared of him" immediately let's him know he is scared 😂😂😂😂
Deadass
😂😂no cap
True 🙆♂️🙆♂️
Fr😂😂😂😂😂😊
I guess you need to walk out and just bitch slap the hell of the Roo.
I was dying when the tone of his voice changed when the choking ensued
That kangroo said "shhh just go to sleep" fucking covered his mouth and everything 😂
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Guy: "Welcome back to grmshssg.... "
Kangaroo: " stfu"
The comments not even that funny n it caught me so off guard😂 fair play man first comment I’ve laughed out loud at in months
@@reissmain6573 Same !!! 😂
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Kangaroo really said "I'ma fuck with him anyways, bring him in here".
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Ikr.
Dont you guys hate kangaroos
His face when running away was pure terror 😂😂😂
"Welcome ba"
Kangaroo: "I didnt say you could speak yet!"
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I'm crying at this comment 😂😂😂😂
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"Don't let him know you're scared of him"
"Hey buddy"
Kangaroo: "Fuck you say to me?" 💀
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Short guy: “buddy”
Kangaroo: “and I took that personally”
The kangaroo doesn't like people that's not over 6 foot in dating
This killed me 😂
Kangaroo be at them diddy partys
I think I'm on my 300th replay 😂
Same😂
@@kyoakland It just doesn't stop being funny. The final 'wElcombactuu' is gold.
NAH FRFR. I WANTED TO SEE THE 🥷🏻CRY TOO😂😂😂
😂😂😂same
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The kangaroo was like “shhhh shh just let it happen”😂😂😂
Immediately shows fear and is choked out for it 😂😂😂
His face when the video ends 🤣🤣🤣😅🥹😭
ha ha
Kangaroo was like "bring your scared ass over here"😂😂😂
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Fr the kangaroo was practicing before his opps came
The Aussie accent in my head when I read it 😂
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Funniest comment ever 🤣🤣 can't stop crying. he's choking he's choking me out was to die for. And then your comment get your scared ass over here.
Lmao dudes face at the end he was scared for his life 😭🤣
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He gone cry in the car😂😂
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At the end why he look like a lost kid in Disney land or the fair park looking for his mama 😂😂
he was bout to cry lol
Him: welcome back too...
Kangaroo: Stfup 😂
It's the fact that he still tried to do a "Welcome back" after he was getting choked. True professional.
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He really tried to recompose himself 😂
The show must go on 😂
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I'm crying
Dude ran out the cage like "I don't wanna play no more..." 😂
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Good one
Bro 🤣
Guy recording at the end like "Oh no... you ok lil guy?" But really dying of laugher on the inside lol
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“He’s choking, he’s choking me out” had me dead 🤣🤣
We he kind of stabbed him in the eye
OH I KNOW I'M STILL LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂 This is the best video for depression 😂😂😂🦘
he wanted to make love to y❤a
😂💭 I'm outta here!!😂💭#F/T/💩
Welcome back to Grandma's house... he's choking me he's choking me out... WELCOME BACK!😂 The look on his face 😂😂😂 the Kangaroo was squinting his eyes while choking him😂😂😂 best video of RUclips 😂😂😂 I'm sharing this with family and friends and people that I don't know 😂😂😂🦘😭😂☠️
This video is THE funniest thing I’ve ever seen hands down in my whole entire life I’m dead
He forgot the first rule of kangaroo's: Remember, they're just deer who have been to prison.
Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
😂😂😂😂😂that’s good 🤣
with shanks for fingers
Ohhh!! Yeah, true!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
Solid, that was fricking hilarious. you win sir
Kangaroo like "Shut yo ass UP!"
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In here wit that dumb shit 😂😂😂
Lmao😂
Lady: "Don't let him know you're scared of him!"
Kangaroo : "Too late!" 😂😂😂
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bruuhh your comment had me dyying!!😂
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LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is the funniest video I've seen this year 😂😂😂
“Don’t let him know you’re scared of him then he’ll fuck with you”
“hEy BudDy, hey”
Kangaroo: Yeah I’m fucking with you
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Course he knew he was in trouble when he booked this gig 😂😢
Lmfaooooooooooo
Kangaroo thought she was talking to him 😂
Underrated comment
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this comment broke me LOL
Hahahaaa yo I’m dead
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I’m convinced kangaroos are huge UFC fans, that was technical lol
I know some mixed martial artists who could take a class or two. Kangaroos were around long before UFC was ever even thought of lmfao.
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that was a slick transition 🦘 went right to a standing rnc!
@@kalanievans1154 Wow really? Kangaroos existed before the ufc? No way
Им приходится защищаться, про экспорт мяса кенгуру не слышали?
The Kangaroo understands English,so he heard everything 😅
“Hey buddy” is what a scared person would usually say 😂😂😂
Talks about experience 😂
He's like I got your buddy right here!
😅😅😅 so true💯
Then when he put his hands up the kangaroo thought he wanted smoke so went for the kill off the dribble😂😂
If a kangaroo puts they hands on you I don't think the best idea is to START the show
My man had 3 different vocal pitches in 3 seconds 😂
LOL ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Bro I'm cryin 😂😂😂😂😂
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The voice makes some pretty odd/funny sounds when its being squeezed i think its hilarious
This comment has me in tears 😂😂😂😂😂
“He’s choking me out” killed me🤣🤣🤣
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Omg it sent me😂😂😂😂😂😂 then She gone say some THATS WAT I WAS AFRAID OF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂
It was the extra slap as he continued to try to talk that lost me
😂 me too I can't stop laughing it's like watching jackass
"Hey buddy"
Kangaroo: "I'm not your buddy, guy."
That look of "I've just been violated and about to cry" at the end 🤣😂🤣😂
ong me too if i was a midge
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Literally that look of I’m gonna cry, 100% agree…. Made me laugh tho thought I was the only one that clocked it
Nothing wrong with kinky shit, but discuss it first.
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Bro had like 3 different voices in 5 seconds 😂
Yep. The last one had me crying
Omg reading this and watching it again destroyed me
Lmfao🤣🤣
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The way he tried to continue but the kangaroo silenced him was hilarious 😂😂😂
Like when he yelled "Lizabeth" and kang immediately slapped his mouth shut.. 🥺😭
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The face he made after the kangaroo got his face had my stomach hurting 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro was committed to saying that line lol
Fully determined lmfao
Best comment
Like homie stop talkin and get outta there😭
"He gone cry in the car" 😂
You beat me to it 😂😂😂😂 he definitely look like he about to cry
Also beat me. 😂 He looked like he ran from a middle school bully.
U would know about that
@@dimitristrode1757hahaha u guys are so funny I literally spit water out my mouth im on the floor crying laughing ur so funny im now dead no cap ong gang gang
😂
The kangaroo instantly smelled his fear and went straight to work on him. 😂😂💀💯
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "and went straight to work on him"
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@@kingdavid7049😂😂😂
Like a doctor on a patient 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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The way he left he look so scared
Kangaroo was like "You look JUST like my type, lil cowboy" 🤠
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He has more guts than me. I'd never go in there.
"I like ya and I woncha"
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Dont let him know ur scared of him
Kangaroo: got it
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Underrated
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Perfect 😂
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Lil man "welcome back" Kangaroo "shut your punk ass up" 😂😂😂
Kangaroo was the one that took the advice "Don't let him know you're scared of him"
This comment had me creasing 👏🏽👏🏽🤣🤣🤣
underrated comment 😂
Jealous I didn't think of that lol
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He said “bet”🤣🤣🤣🤣
"He's choking me out" shit got me crying bro 😭😭😂😂
Especially when his voice went all deep!
Welcome back ta…
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Buddy even tried stopping him from screaming, kangaroos are mental 😂
Kangaroo was like "shut up just let this happen"
@@Andre-yl8el😂
The roo was about to sing hush little baby to the lil homie 😂
Shut up and take it lol
They take on predators by luring them into a shallow body of water and drowning them. The y really are mental
That kangaroo caught some bodies 😂😂
Kangaroo was like “shut up and take this”
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That Kangaroos Smarter than Dwarf.🤣
Kangaroo was like " Shut the hell up"😂💀
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😂I’m dead
Welcome back to Grandma's house 🥵🤣🤣😭
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“He’s choking me out….Welcome back to”😂😂😂😂😂
He kept trying to finish that line in three different voices 😂
welcome back to I'm being chocked out now
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Should've tapped 😅
Welcome back Mtv
I should not be laughing this hard 😂😂😂 it’s as if the kangaroo was trained to do that 🤣🤣🤣
Bro was on the verge of tears💀
U probably would be too 🤡
@@marksreviews2.080why did you even comment this 😭😭
Those nails are no joke. The kanga practically gouged his eyes right out. No wonder he walked off like that, tf??!!
Mb gang @@CORNELLSTREET
No sh*t.
He just got poked in the eyeballs.
"Don't let him know you are scared of him." And he immediately panicked 😂
Lmfaoo
That’s exactly what I came here to comment.
The kangaroo was like “Shut the fuck up”
Edit:got 10k, nice
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Oh yesss
lol
🤣. Wrapped its claw around dudes mouth on the second attempt.
😂😂😂😂 ahahahahha
His head is kind of built like this emoji 🗿
The funniest part for me by far is his brief attempt to get back on script after announcing he was getting choked out.
This is the best bit. The whole scene is perfect.
And the 2nd time trying the script he said it twice the speed like just gimme a sec imma finish this mf script
Crying😂😂
He knew he was done for, so he gave it one last attempt before he left this world.
Kangaroo: FOH shut up Mf 😂😂😂😂
Man: he's choking me out
Kangaroo: covers his mouth "shhhhhhh go to sleep"
Lmao this comment needs way more likes
Lmao 😂
The moment he said "hey buddy" thats the moment the kangaroo knows the dude is scared.
Ahahahaha
real.
Heyya buhddyyy... AW SHIT
Second that kangaroo heard buddy and note mate it was beef
Yep xD
His introduction got that ass whooped “Hey buddy”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro. Kangaroos are the natural equivalent of serial killers hiding in costumes.
But cartoons make them seem cute and cuddly when in reality they ready to kill people with the quickness without provocation either..
@@tunnelvision24-ge8fqwhat cartoons?
😂😂😂Yes 👍 your right 💯
@@tunnelvision24-ge8fqin reality that’s not the case, especially towards humans. I’m Australian so I’ve been around kangaroos my whole life. They are not normally this aggressive. There are lots of videos that showcase this aggression on the internet but it’s survivorship bias (google it). What I _do_ notice is that these Americans that own kangaroos (they shouldn’t be pets) always seem to abuse them which causes unusual aggression.
Kangaroo was like I been waiting on one of yall to try me. 😂😂😂
Omg
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He attacked him because he put his hand up soon as he walked up to him the kangaroo
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WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!!
"He's cho- He's choking me out" 😂
Not funny if u think ab it
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@@juliensaysfucku636stfu bein soft😂
The little jog at the end was definitely a prelude to him sobbing uncontrollably!!😂😂😂
And ☝🏿this emoji is really me right now!!!
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Fkn same🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me too 🤣😂
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“Don’t let him know you’re scared of him”. That MF choked him anyway
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He flinched his arm back when he reached to pet it
@@lazertroll702 😂😂😂
@@lazertroll702how did the kangaroo know
He was scared😂
@@bad-gi9dq the creature was staring right at him 😆
The Kangaroo said:
“Oh, he’s my size” 🦘
Did u see th kangaroo stand up at th end, about 7ft
@@BullLee580
Yes, they are bigger! 😆
Welcome back to gwammar sharks 😂😂😂 got me dying in the last bit before he legged it away 😭🤣
Kangaroo was like "Shhh, shhh buddy, it's okay, it's okayy, be quiet, quiet"🤫🤫
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🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😭😭😭😭😭 AWWWW YOU SO STUPID‼️‼️‼️💀
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“Cry for ya momma” 😂😂
Bad Roo!! 😂
The second attempt to do the intro while gettin choked out is crazy 😂😂😂
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Facts
The kangaroo is trying to mount him! Wtf!
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Kangaroo couldn't let it happen tho.
His first words are like voice with helium, but when kangaroo chokes him, he speaks normal 😁
His voice went from innocent Canadian to scared shitless Scotsman in 0.4 seconds 😂
Mate, scared shitless and Scotsman don't belong in the same sentence ..........have you ever seen a Scotsman scared shitless
Once them claws raked his face, things got serious.
Scots aren't pussies
Lmao!!
bro was looking at us like we was going to help him
Doesn't he know the #1 rule of the cameraman.... just film don't get involved
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Were
@@OreoChocoCreameIt does get tiresome sometimes.
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"Dont let him know your scared."
Immediately starts shitting himself
hahaha. Its the worst thing you could say to someone smaller than the roo.
I would to 😂
“Yea I got yo buddy aight”
-Roo
as an aussie i’m 100% sure the devil made kangaroos just to fuck with us.
I can't stand them
100%😂
@@TheBrindleBoxer they grab you like that because they think the world revolves around them. 😂
HOW do Australians live with all of the spiders, snakes, kangaroos, etc.?
Kangaroos are the creepiest to exist to me! They look like they have human bodies, sort of. I went to a zoo in America and there was a Kangaroo petting zoo and my boyfriend at the time knew I was terrified of kangaroos. But he was like ‘get over your fear, see how cool they are?’ Nope.nope.nope!
@@TheBrindleBoxeryep. And they push punch
Tell that kangaroo to pick on someone his own size lol
258 likes and no comments? I’ll fix that
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Ahhhh😂😂😂😂
“Don’t let him know youre scared or he’ll fuck with you”
“Hey Buddy 🤠🤓”
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First sign there.! Shows he’s talking to his boss.
Shows that he scared 😂😂😂
Proceeds to get chocked
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Bro was about to cry lmao
Bro failed the intimidation test as soon as he stepped in 😂☠️
Edit:thanks for 1.4k likes highest I've ever gotten:).
Bro hes a midget kangaroo prob thinks hes some big baby
I think it wasn't his first time being bullied by this kangaroo🤣🤣🤣
😂crying
@@SlindileNgema-es3id😊
Immediately
Fun fact, when kangaroos are agressive and wanting to fight, they assume an upright position, and because humans are constantly standing, kangaroos think you always want to fight
That's hilarious
How is this fact fun??
Yep. They think we are all in square up mode.
@@thatbollywoodwench3837Because they see us standing and want to defend themselves. 😂 If you don't see the humor, too bad for you.
This makes me want to go 2 Australia.
The fact that he tried to do the “welcome back” thing a second time 😭😭😭
Didnt even notice that 😂😂
😂😂😂
Kangaroo was like "Shut up homie this is MY show!"
Too much internet for me... L😂L
It's sad if the kang was like, I bet y😮ou don't say Grandma again
😂😂😂😂😂 Man I can't stop laughing. Kangaroo look like he been waiting on some action
That last lil atempt "welcomebacktooggraaah" gets me every fkn time 😂
Read this comment when that part came on... I can't breathe! 😂😂😂
Im cryin😂😂
😭😭 Dude at the end, " Aww, u alright?" I'm in f'n Tears!!! 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
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Bahahahaa!!! 😆😆🥴🥴🫢🫢😷🤧🤣🤣🤣 Me too!! ☠️☠️💀😩😩😭😭
Welcome back to.... he's choowkinng he's choowkinng owwwt😂😂😂
@@putster47 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
He look like he wanted to cry when he was walking out 💀💀
The kangaroo clawed his eye 👁️
@@ritzy3765where?
It looked like it fucked up his nose mighta broke it
Running out 🤣
Looked more like to me he was like"SEE! I told you f-ers I didn't want to do that ish!!" FrFr!!
That last "welcome back" 😅😅
That kangaroo said nope
The kangaroo was like”are you shitting me? I’m not doing any promo with an unknown artist. I SAID NOT DOING IT!”😆
😂
Lame😊
😂😂
the kangaroo at the end was still like “NAH FUCK THAT I WANT MY ONE”
Ones😂
On brooo😂😂😂😂
Kangaroos don't kill by kicking/punching. They will forcibly hold your head under water to drown you
Kangaroo seen his size and immediately said I can handle this one🤣🤣
Some please show this to Joe Rogan
His face when he leaving lol😂
The voice chance was what killed me dead 💀 😂😅
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I checked comments right away to see if I was 1 of many thinking the same thing.
Kangaroo was squeezing 😂
And the way it kept jerking him back
The first one or the second?
I'm f*cking dying over here. I keep replaying it. It went from 0-100 real quick. His eyes when he realizes he's beeling choked out and the kangaroo covers his mouth when he calls for Elizabeth.
😂 bro
Lmfao same I can’t stop laughing and thinking the same as you 😂😂😂
LOLI didn't know he was calling for the woman. I thought he was trying to repeat the line in the beginning😅
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@@Badside936do you know who Elizabeth was, you didn't get it, that's why it's so funny
When he tried to touch him, and moved his hand.
Kangaroo was like "Yeah this guy is scared, let me kill him"
I should not be laughing this hard 😅😅😅
😂😂💯💯💯@@pryncecharming2133
Never raise your hands towards Roos
that left hand provoked the Roo to romanticize(kill) him 😄
Exactly.
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