@@dimitristrode1757hahaha u guys are so funny I literally spit water out my mouth im on the floor crying laughing ur so funny im now dead no cap ong gang gang
3 John 1:11 NLT Dear friend, don't let this bad example influence you. Follow only what is good. Remember that those who do good prove that they are God's children, and those who do evil prove that they do not know God. Romans 8:6 NLT So letting your sinful nature control your mind leads to death. But letting the Spirit control your mind leads to life and peace. Ephesians 1:7 NLT He is so rich in kindness and grace that he purchased our freedom with the blood of his Son and forgave our sins. Psalms 46:10 NLT "Be still, and know that I am God! I will be honored by every nation. I will be honored throughout the world." Isaiah 26:3 NLT You will keep in perfect peace all who trust in you, all whose thoughts are fixed on you! John 16:13 NLT When the Spirit of truth comes, he will guide you into all truth. He will not speak on his own but will tell you what he has heard. He will tell you about the future. 1 John 4:11 NLT Dear friends, since God loved us that much, we surely ought to love each other. 1 Corinthians 15:45 So it is written: "The first Adam became a living being"; the last Adam, a life-giving spirit Amen Isaiah 26:3 NLT You will keep in perfect peace all who trust in you, all whose thoughts are fixed on you! Psalms 119:105 NLT Your word is a lamp to guide my feet and a light for my path. Isaiah 26:3 NLT You will keep in perfect peace all who trust in you, all whose thoughts are fixed on you! John 8:12 NLT Jesus spoke to the people once more and said, "I am the light of the world. If you follow me, you won't have to walk in darkness, because you will have the light that leads to life." God bless Amen❤️✝️❤️ Proverbs 12:25 NLT Worry weighs a person down; an encouraging word cheers a person up. Acts of the Apostles 1:8 NLT But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes upon you. And you will be my witnesses, telling people about me everywhere - in Jerusalem, throughout Judea, in Samaria, and to the ends of the earth." Galatians 6:9 So let’s not get tired of doing what is good. At just the right time we will reap a harvest of blessing if we don’t give up. Amen ❤️✝️❤️ Isaiah 1:16-20 Wash and make yourselves clean. Take your evil deeds out of my sight; stop doing wrong. 17 Learn to do right; seek justice. Defend the oppressed. Take up the cause of the fatherless; plead the case of the widow. 18 Come now, let us settle the matter says the Lord. Though your sins are like scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they are red as crimson, they shall be like wool.19 If you are willing and obedient, you will eat the good things of the land; 20 but if you resist and rebel, you will be devoured by the sword. For the mouth of the Lord has spoken Amen 1 Timothy 2:1-15 Instructions on Worship 1 I urge, then, first of all, that petitions, prayers,intercession and thanksgiving be made for all people- 2 for kings and all those in authority, that we may live peaceful and quiet lives in all godliness and holiness. 3 This is good, and pleases God our Savior, 4 who wants all people to be saved and to come to a knowledge of the truth. 5 For there is one God and one mediator between God and mankind, the man Christ Jesus, 6 who gave himself as a ransom for all people. This has now been witnessed to at the proper time. 7 And for this purpose I was appointed a herald and an apostle-I am telling the truth, I am not lying-and a true and faithful teacher of the Gentiles. 8 Therefore I want the men everywhere to pray, lifting up holy hands without anger or disputing. 9 I also want the women to dress modestly, with decency and propriety, adorning themselves, not with elaborate hairstyles or gold or pearls or expensive clothes,10 but with good deeds, appropriate for women who profess to worship God. 11 A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. 12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.13 For Adam was formed first, then Eve. 14 And Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner. 15 But women will be saved through childbearing-if they continue in faith, love and holiness with propriety. Acts 3:6 Then Peter said, "Silver or gold I do not have, but what I do have I give you. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, walk." Amen 1 Samuel 2:2 NLT No one is holy like the Lord! There is no one besides you; there is no Rock like our God. 1 John 3:14 - We know that we have passed from death to life, because we love each other. Anyone who does not love remains in death. Ephesians 6:12 NLT For we are not fighting against flesh-and-blood enemies, but against evil rulers and authorities of the unseen world, against mighty powers in this dark world, and against evil spirits in the heavenly places. God bless Jesus Christ loves you all thank you Holy Spirit our Lord and Savior Amen❤️✝️❤️ Acts 4:27 Indeed Herod and Pontius Pilate met together with the Gentiles and the people of Israel in this city to conspire against your holy servant Jesus, whom you anointed. Amen Matthew 10:33 “But whoever denies me before men, I also will deny before my Father who is in heaven" John 14:26 But the Comforter, which is the Holy Ghost, whom the Father will send in my name, he shall teach you all things, and bring all things to your remembrance, whatsoever I have said unto you. John 14:27 Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid Amen The Good Shepherd and His Sheep 10 “Very truly I tell you Pharisees, anyone who does not enter the sheep pen by the gate, but climbs in by some other way, is a thief and a robber. 2 The one who enters by the gate is the shepherd of the sheep.3 The gatekeeper opens the gate for him, and the sheep listen to his voice. He calls his own sheep by name and leads them out. 4 When he has brought out all his own, he goes on ahead of them, and his sheep follow him because they know his voice. 5 But they will never follow a stranger; in fact, they will run away from him because they do not recognize a stranger’s voice.” 6 Jesus used this figure of speech, but the Pharisees did not understand what he was telling them. 7 Therefore Jesus said again, “Very truly I tell you, I am the gate for the sheep. 8 All who have come before me are thieves and robbers, but the sheep have not listened to them. 9 I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved.[a] They will come in and go out, and find pasture. 10 The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full. 11 “I am the good shepherd. The good shepherd lays down his life for the sheep. 12 The hired hand is not the shepherd and does not own the sheep. So when he sees the wolf coming, he abandons the sheep and runs away. Then the wolf attacks the flock and scatters it. 13 The man runs away because he is a hired hand and cares nothing for the sheep. 14 “I am the good shepherd; I know my sheep and my sheep know me- 15 just as the Father knows me and I know the Father-and I lay down my life for the sheep.16 I have other sheep that are not of this sheep pen. I must bring them also. They too will listen to my voice, and there shall be one flock and one shepherd. 17 The reason my Father loves me is that I lay down my life-only to take it up again. 18 No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down and authority to take it up again. This command I received from my Father.” 19 The Jews who heard these words were again divided. 20 Many of them said, “He is demon-possessed and raving mad. Why listen to him?” 21 But others said, “These are not the sayings of a man possessed by a demon. Can a demon open the eyes of the blind?” Further Conflict Over Jesus’ Claims 22 Then came the Festival of Dedication[b] at Jerusalem. It was winter, 23 and Jesus was in the temple courts walking in Solomon’s Colonnade.24 The Jews who were there gathered around him, saying, “How long will you keep us in suspense? If you are the Messiah, tell us plainly.” 25 Jesus answered, “I did tell you, but you do not believe. The works I do in my Father’s name testify about me, 26 but you do not believe because you are not my sheep. 27 My sheep listen to my voice; I know them, and they follow me. 28 I give them eternal life,and they shall never perish; no one will snatch them out of my hand. 29 My Father, who has given them to me, is greater than all[c]; no one can snatch them out of my Father’s hand. 30 I and the Father are one.” 31 Again his Jewish opponents picked up stones to stone him, 32 but Jesus said to them, “I have shown you many good works from the Father. For which of these do you stone me?” 33 “We are not stoning you for any good work,” they replied, “but for blasphemy, because you, a mere man, claim to be God.” 34 Jesus answered them, “Is it not written in your Law,‘I have said you are “gods”’[d]? 35 If he called them ‘gods,’ to whom the word of God came-and Scripture cannot be set aside- 36 what about the one whom the Father set apart as his very own and sent into the world? Why then do you accuse me of blasphemy because I said, ‘I am God’s Son’? 37 Do not believe me unless I do the works of my Father. 38 But if I do them, even though you do not believe me, believe the works, that you may know and understand that the Father is in me, and I in the Father.” 39 Again they tried to seize him, but he escaped their grasp. 40 Then Jesus went back across the Jordan to the place where John had been baptizing in the early days. There he stayed, 41 and many people came to him. They said, “Though John never performed a sign, all that John said about this man was true.”42 And in that place many believed in Jesus. Amen
Welcome back to Grandma's house... he's choking me he's choking me out... WELCOME BACK!😂 The look on his face 😂😂😂 the Kangaroo was squinting his eyes while choking him😂😂😂 best video of RUclips 😂😂😂 I'm sharing this with family and friends and people that I don't know 😂😂😂🦘😭😂☠️
"Don't let him know you're scared of him, then he won't bother you." The little bloke probably wishes he had that bite of information before he went in.
It's the kangaroo's signature move. They will stand in the middle of a pond to bait dogs, where the roo can stand the dog cannot, and when the dog swims over it will chokehold the dog under water. Many videos out there.
Hello mate, get ya azz ova here, shut up, shut up, I said. Welcome to an episode of " Fck around and found out" He was about to experience the tru down under by a Kangaroo 🦘🦘🦘😅😅😅
Fun fact, when kangaroos are agressive and wanting to fight, they assume an upright position, and because humans are constantly standing, kangaroos think you always want to fight
@@tunnelvision24-ge8fqin reality that’s not the case, especially towards humans. I’m Australian so I’ve been around kangaroos my whole life. They are not normally this aggressive. There are lots of videos that showcase this aggression on the internet but it’s survivorship bias (google it). What I _do_ notice is that these Americans that own kangaroos (they shouldn’t be pets) always seem to abuse them which causes unusual aggression.
"Don't let him know you're scared of him"
3 secs later
..."he's choking me out 😢
Ikr, somebody get Melvin off of Jodie 😂
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When you see a colonialist.
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Yea we watched the video too lol js it's a short bro we didn't need you to put subtitles for a 3 second clip 😂
Kangaroo closed his eyes like, "Shhhh, just let it happen."
LMAOOO
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LMAO best comment ever
I’m convinced kangaroos are huge UFC fans, that was technical lol
I know some mixed martial artists who could take a class or two. Kangaroos were around long before UFC was ever even thought of lmfao.
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The kangaroo was like”are you shitting me? I’m not doing any promo with an unknown artist. I SAID NOT DOING IT!”😆
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Lame😊
Bro was definitely bout to start crying before the camera cut off 🤣🤣
I felt so bad lol
walking fast and shi 💀
100%
Yes that smile turned upside down 😂
Fuck around and find out @@LovlyKi
The kangaroo straight bullied his ass
X2
The little man stepped in there and immediately reached for his head. That's what you call a city kid.
He need to make another video of him verse the kangaroo 💯😂😂😂
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Is he ok?
That Kangaroo did not want him to finish that sentence
The kangaroo was like “Shut the fuck up”
Kangaroo was like "if you can talk, you can breathe. Let me adjust my grip."
Bra I’m fucking crying
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I'm sealing 😭
"welcome back to-"
Shhh
You either had an older brother or you are an older brother 😂
"He-he's choking me out, welcome back to-"
Kangaroo: "Aye bro stfu"
lmfao!
He puts his hand over his mouth
@@gilliaum8437no it didn’t..he hit his eye
Mate*
Very Alan partridge
Man it’s 100x funnier when you pause at his facial expressions 😭
OMG Yes it is 😂😂😂😂
yes
look at the face of the kangaroo too. He not messing around
The look he had on his face, he was about to cry 😂
Kangaroo really said "I'ma fuck with him anyways, bring him in here".
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Ikr.
Dont you guys hate kangaroos
Guy: "Welcome back to grmshssg.... "
Kangaroo: " stfu"
The comments not even that funny n it caught me so off guard😂 fair play man first comment I’ve laughed out loud at in months
@@reissmain6573 Same !!! 😂
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Kangaroo was like “yea that’s right call for ya momma”
as an aussie i’m 100% sure the devil made kangaroos just to fuck with us.
I can't stand them
Kangaroo said: "Ya'll mfkrs really tryna test my gangsta..." 😂😂😂
Please don't use any bad words
@@tobejaison9781my bad g
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@@tobejaison9781Shit
That kangroo said "shhh just go to sleep" fucking covered his mouth and everything 😂
😩😩😩😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂welcome back to mamamamam
Kangaroo rlly said:”silence”
The last welcome back😂😂 😂and the way he ran for the exit.😂😂 Dying😂😂😂
He forgot the first rule of kangaroo's: Remember, they're just deer who have been to prison.
Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
😂😂😂😂😂that’s good 🤣
with shanks for fingers
Ohhh!! Yeah, true!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
Solid, that was fricking hilarious. you win sir
"Don't let him know you're scared of him" immediately let's him know he is scared 😂😂😂😂
Deadass
😂😂no cap
True 🙆♂️🙆♂️
Fr😂😂😂😂😂😊
I guess you need to walk out and just bitch slap the hell of the Roo.
The most rewatchable video ever made..
😂😂 That second "welcome back" gets me everytime 😂😂
Mee too...
Good job girl you told the fucking Kangaroo in clear English he was afraid of him.
I think I'm on my 300th replay 😂
Same😂
@@kyoakland It just doesn't stop being funny. The final 'wElcombactuu' is gold.
NAH FRFR. I WANTED TO SEE THE 🥷🏻CRY TOO😂😂😂
😂😂😂same
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"Don't let him know you're scared of him"
"Hey buddy"
Kangaroo: "Fuck you say to me?" 💀
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Short guy: “buddy”
Kangaroo: “and I took that personally”
The kangaroo doesn't like people that's not over 6 foot in dating
This killed me 😂
Kangaroo be at them diddy partys
That kangaroo was like...give me a hug little boy
Kangaroo was like “this one I can handle”
It's the fact that he still tried to do a "Welcome back" after he was getting choked. True professional.
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He really tried to recompose himself 😂
The show must go on 😂
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I'm crying
“Hey buddy” is what a scared person would usually say 😂😂😂
Talks about experience 😂
He's like I got your buddy right here!
😅😅😅 so true💯
Then when he put his hands up the kangaroo thought he wanted smoke so went for the kill off the dribble😂😂
If a kangaroo puts they hands on you I don't think the best idea is to START the show
Lol. Dam the fear in your eyes when u got freed from a kangaroo about to kill you.priceless
Dude was fixing to cry 😢 😂😂
"He gone cry in the car" 😂
You beat me to it 😂😂😂😂 he definitely look like he about to cry
Also beat me. 😂 He looked like he ran from a middle school bully.
U would know about that
@@dimitristrode1757hahaha u guys are so funny I literally spit water out my mouth im on the floor crying laughing ur so funny im now dead no cap ong gang gang
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My man had 3 different vocal pitches in 3 seconds 😂
LOL ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Bro I'm cryin 😂😂😂😂😂
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The voice makes some pretty odd/funny sounds when its being squeezed i think its hilarious
This comment has me in tears 😂😂😂😂😂
That attempt run away after being released was epic
I'm starting to think Kangaroos don't even discuss anger management.😅
"Welcome ba"
Kangaroo: "I didnt say you could speak yet!"
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I'm crying at this comment 😂😂😂😂
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Kangaroo was like "bring your scared ass over here"😂😂😂
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Fr the kangaroo was practicing before his opps came
The Aussie accent in my head when I read it 😂
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Funniest comment ever 🤣🤣 can't stop crying. he's choking he's choking me out was to die for. And then your comment get your scared ass over here.
That claw to the face made him tap out
UFC kangaroo wins again
When he screamed for Elizabeth I died 😂😂
“Don’t let him know you’re scared of him then he’ll fuck with you”
“hEy BudDy, hey”
Kangaroo: Yeah I’m fucking with you
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Course he knew he was in trouble when he booked this gig 😂😢
Lmfaooooooooooo
Kangaroo like "Shut yo ass UP!"
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More like Shawt yew ayyzz up
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I can't stop watching. Each random pause is hilarious.
He was done.....😂
Kangaroo ❌
Person in kangaroo costume ✅
Dude ran out the cage like "I don't wanna play no more..." 😂
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Good one
Bro 🤣
Guy recording at the end like "Oh no... you ok lil guy?" But really dying of laugher on the inside lol
3 John 1:11 NLT
Dear friend, don't let this bad example influence you. Follow only what is good.
Remember that those who do good prove that they are God's children, and those who do evil prove that they do not know God.
Romans 8:6 NLT
So letting your sinful nature control your mind leads to death. But letting the Spirit control your mind leads to life and peace.
Ephesians 1:7 NLT
He is so rich in kindness and grace that he purchased our freedom with the blood of his Son and forgave our sins.
Psalms 46:10 NLT
"Be still, and know that I am God! I will be honored by every nation. I will be honored throughout the world."
Isaiah 26:3 NLT
You will keep in perfect peace all who trust in you, all whose thoughts are fixed on you!
John 16:13 NLT
When the Spirit of truth comes, he will guide you into all truth. He will not speak on his own but will tell you what he has heard. He will tell you about the future.
1 John 4:11 NLT
Dear friends, since God loved us that much, we surely ought to love each other.
1 Corinthians 15:45 So it is written: "The first Adam became a living being"; the last Adam, a life-giving spirit Amen
Isaiah 26:3 NLT
You will keep in perfect peace all who trust in you, all whose thoughts are fixed on you!
Psalms 119:105 NLT
Your word is a lamp to guide my feet and a light for my path.
Isaiah 26:3 NLT
You will keep in perfect peace all who trust in you, all whose thoughts are fixed on you!
John 8:12 NLT
Jesus spoke to the people once more and said, "I am the light of the world. If you follow me, you won't have to walk in darkness, because you will have the light that leads to life." God bless Amen❤️✝️❤️
Proverbs 12:25 NLT
Worry weighs a person down; an encouraging word cheers a person up.
Acts of the Apostles 1:8 NLT
But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes upon you. And you will be my witnesses, telling people about me everywhere - in Jerusalem, throughout Judea, in Samaria, and to the ends of the earth."
Galatians 6:9 So let’s not get tired of doing what is good. At just the right time we will reap a harvest of blessing if we don’t give up. Amen ❤️✝️❤️
Isaiah 1:16-20 Wash and make yourselves clean. Take your evil deeds out of my sight; stop doing wrong. 17 Learn to do right; seek justice. Defend the oppressed. Take up the cause of the fatherless; plead the case of the widow. 18 Come now, let us settle the matter says the Lord. Though your sins are like scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they are red as crimson, they shall be like wool.19 If you are willing and obedient, you will eat the good things of the land; 20 but if you resist and rebel, you will be devoured by the sword. For the mouth of the Lord has spoken Amen
1 Timothy 2:1-15 Instructions on Worship
1 I urge, then, first of all, that petitions, prayers,intercession and thanksgiving be made for all people- 2 for kings and all those in authority, that we may live peaceful and quiet lives in all godliness and holiness. 3 This is good, and pleases God our Savior, 4 who wants all people to be saved and to come to a knowledge of the truth. 5 For there is one God and one mediator between God and mankind, the man Christ Jesus, 6 who gave himself as a ransom for all people. This has now been witnessed to at the proper time. 7 And for this purpose I was appointed a herald and an apostle-I am telling the truth, I am not lying-and a true and faithful teacher of the Gentiles. 8 Therefore I want the men everywhere to pray, lifting up holy hands without anger or disputing. 9 I also want the women to dress modestly, with decency and propriety, adorning themselves, not with elaborate hairstyles or gold or pearls or expensive clothes,10 but with good deeds, appropriate for women who profess to worship God.
11 A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. 12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.13 For Adam was formed first, then Eve. 14 And Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner. 15 But women will be saved through childbearing-if they continue in faith, love and holiness with propriety.
Acts 3:6 Then Peter said,
"Silver or gold I do not have, but what I do have I give you. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, walk." Amen
1 Samuel 2:2 NLT
No one is holy like the Lord! There is no one besides you; there is no Rock like our God.
1 John 3:14 - We know that we have passed from death to life, because we love each other. Anyone who does not love remains in death.
Ephesians 6:12 NLT
For we are not fighting against flesh-and-blood enemies, but against evil rulers and authorities of the unseen world, against mighty powers in this dark world, and against evil spirits in the heavenly places.
God bless Jesus Christ loves you all thank you Holy Spirit our Lord and Savior Amen❤️✝️❤️
Acts 4:27 Indeed Herod and Pontius Pilate met together with the Gentiles and the people of Israel in this city to conspire against your holy servant Jesus, whom you anointed. Amen
Matthew 10:33 “But whoever denies me before men, I also will deny before my Father who is in heaven"
John 14:26 But the Comforter, which is the Holy Ghost, whom the Father will send in my name, he shall teach you all things, and bring all things to your remembrance, whatsoever I have said unto you.
John 14:27 Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid Amen
The Good Shepherd and His Sheep
10 “Very truly I tell you Pharisees, anyone who does not enter the sheep pen by the gate, but climbs in by some other way, is a thief and a robber. 2 The one who enters by the gate is the shepherd of the sheep.3 The gatekeeper opens the gate for him, and the sheep listen to his voice. He calls his own sheep by name and leads them out. 4 When he has brought out all his own, he goes on ahead of them, and his sheep follow him because they know his voice. 5 But they will never follow a stranger; in fact, they will run away from him because they do not recognize a stranger’s voice.” 6 Jesus used this figure of speech, but the Pharisees did not understand what he was telling them.
7 Therefore Jesus said again, “Very truly I tell you, I am the gate for the sheep. 8 All who have come before me are thieves and robbers, but the sheep have not listened to them. 9 I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved.[a] They will come in and go out, and find pasture. 10 The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full.
11 “I am the good shepherd. The good shepherd lays down his life for the sheep. 12 The hired hand is not the shepherd and does not own the sheep. So when he sees the wolf coming, he abandons the sheep and runs away. Then the wolf attacks the flock and scatters it. 13 The man runs away because he is a hired hand and cares nothing for the sheep.
14 “I am the good shepherd; I know my sheep and my sheep know me- 15 just as the Father knows me and I know the Father-and I lay down my life for the sheep.16 I have other sheep that are not of this sheep pen. I must bring them also. They too will listen to my voice, and there shall be one flock and one shepherd. 17 The reason my Father loves me is that I lay down my life-only to take it up again. 18 No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down and authority to take it up again. This command I received from my Father.”
19 The Jews who heard these words were again divided. 20 Many of them said, “He is demon-possessed and raving mad. Why listen to him?”
21 But others said, “These are not the sayings of a man possessed by a demon. Can a demon open the eyes of the blind?”
Further Conflict Over Jesus’ Claims
22 Then came the Festival of Dedication[b] at Jerusalem. It was winter, 23 and Jesus was in the temple courts walking in Solomon’s Colonnade.24 The Jews who were there gathered around him, saying, “How long will you keep us in suspense? If you are the Messiah, tell us plainly.”
25 Jesus answered, “I did tell you, but you do not believe. The works I do in my Father’s name testify about me, 26 but you do not believe because you are not my sheep. 27 My sheep listen to my voice; I know them, and they follow me. 28 I give them eternal life,and they shall never perish; no one will snatch them out of my hand. 29 My Father, who has given them to me, is greater than all[c]; no one can snatch them out of my Father’s hand. 30 I and the Father are one.”
31 Again his Jewish opponents picked up stones to stone him, 32 but Jesus said to them, “I have shown you many good works from the Father. For which of these do you stone me?”
33 “We are not stoning you for any good work,” they replied, “but for blasphemy, because you, a mere man, claim to be God.”
34 Jesus answered them, “Is it not written in your Law,‘I have said you are “gods”’[d]? 35 If he called them ‘gods,’ to whom the word of God came-and Scripture cannot be set aside- 36 what about the one whom the Father set apart as his very own and sent into the world? Why then do you accuse me of blasphemy because I said, ‘I am God’s Son’? 37 Do not believe me unless I do the works of my Father. 38 But if I do them, even though you do not believe me, believe the works, that you may know and understand that the Father is in me, and I in the Father.” 39 Again they tried to seize him, but he escaped their grasp.
40 Then Jesus went back across the Jordan to the place where John had been baptizing in the early days. There he stayed, 41 and many people came to him. They said, “Though John never performed a sign, all that John said about this man was true.”42 And in that place many believed in Jesus. Amen
“He’s choking, he’s choking me out” had me dead 🤣🤣
We he kind of stabbed him in the eye
OH I KNOW I'M STILL LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂 This is the best video for depression 😂😂😂🦘
he wanted to make love to y❤a
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Welcome back to Grandma's house... he's choking me he's choking me out... WELCOME BACK!😂 The look on his face 😂😂😂 the Kangaroo was squinting his eyes while choking him😂😂😂 best video of RUclips 😂😂😂 I'm sharing this with family and friends and people that I don't know 😂😂😂🦘😭😂☠️
"Don't let him know you're scared of him, then he won't bother you."
The little bloke probably wishes he had that bite of information before he went in.
Watching a dwarf get g-checked by a marsupial is where my algo is at now I guess.
Kangaroo was the one that took the advice "Don't let him know you're scared of him"
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Jealous I didn't think of that lol
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He said “bet”🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lady: "Don't let him know you're scared of him!"
Kangaroo : "Too late!" 😂😂😂
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bruuhh your comment had me dyying!!😂
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That look of "I've just been violated and about to cry" at the end 🤣😂🤣😂
It's the kangaroo's signature move. They will stand in the middle of a pond to bait dogs, where the roo can stand the dog cannot, and when the dog swims over it will chokehold the dog under water. Many videos out there.
The kangaroo instantly smelled his fear and went straight to work on him. 😂😂💀💯
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Bro smelled fear *IMMEDIATELY* lmaoo
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Mannnnn I swear that’s when he got hype like oh youz a Bytch come here!!!!
Yeah you can tell little man was pissed when that kangaroo claw went into his eye😂
The kangaroo closed his eyes to secure that submission
Kangaroo was like “shut up and take this”
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That Kangaroos Smarter than Dwarf.🤣
Lmao dudes face at the end he was scared for his life 😭🤣
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He gone cry in the car😂😂
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At the end why he look like a lost kid in Disney land or the fair park looking for his mama 😂😂
he was bout to cry lol
When the kangaroo tryna push the other person off like “ get off me “ 😂
Bro was committed to saying that line lol
Fully determined lmfao
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Like homie stop talkin and get outta there😭
"He's choking me out" shit got me crying bro 😭😭😂😂
Especially when his voice went all deep!
Welcome back ta…
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Bro tried talking but the kangaroo was like shut the hell up short guy
Kangaroo heard scared and was like: “ oh your scared of me?”
Dont let him know ur scared of him
Kangaroo: got it
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Perfect 😂
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Bro had like 3 different voices in 5 seconds 😂
Yep. The last one had me crying
Omg reading this and watching it again destroyed me
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"That was what I was afraid of." The keeper knew what was about to go down lmao
Kangaroo was like "She'll do I guess"
Dude tapped and the kangaroo didn’t even acknowledge it.
"The ref is a fukin moron"- Dana White
Mario Yamasaki was reefing this fight
How to get humbled by a kangaroo
Roo does not respect the tap
“Go sleep, why you tap”
Bro was on the verge of tears💀
U probably would be too 🤡
@@marksreviews2.080why did you even comment this 😭😭
Those nails are no joke. The kanga practically gouged his eyes right out. No wonder he walked off like that, tf??!!
Mb gang @@CORNELLSTREET
No sh*t.
He just got poked in the eyeballs.
Hey buddy ?!?!? Like the kangaroo smelt the fear in you the second he saw your little body
Kangaroo : “who tf you calling buddy little guy?”
Videos like this are why aliens won't land.
Kangaroo was like " Shut the hell up"😂💀
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😂I’m dead
Welcome back to Grandma's house 🥵🤣🤣😭
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The funniest part for me by far is his brief attempt to get back on script after announcing he was getting choked out.
This is the best bit. The whole scene is perfect.
And the 2nd time trying the script he said it twice the speed like just gimme a sec imma finish this mf script
Crying😂😂
He knew he was done for, so he gave it one last attempt before he left this world.
Kangaroo: FOH shut up Mf 😂😂😂😂
It looks like P-Diddy trained this kangaroo.
That kangaroo like LIL DUDE started IT coming up in here like he owned the place
Who ever thought of putting those two in a cage together deserves a raise
Agreed🤣🤣🤣
A genius!
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Hello mate, get ya azz ova here, shut up, shut up, I said. Welcome to an episode of " Fck around and found out" He was about to experience the tru down under by a Kangaroo 🦘🦘🦘😅😅😅
Lmao 😂😂😂
Buddy even tried stopping him from screaming, kangaroos are mental 😂
Kangaroo was like "shut up just let this happen"
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The roo was about to sing hush little baby to the lil homie 😂
Shut up and take it lol
They take on predators by luring them into a shallow body of water and drowning them. The y really are mental
Lil bro took a kangaroo claw straight to the eyeball.
That, "aww, you alright?" is what you say to a child, when you know they're about to cry beforehand😂
Fun fact, when kangaroos are agressive and wanting to fight, they assume an upright position, and because humans are constantly standing, kangaroos think you always want to fight
That's hilarious
How is this fact fun??
Yep. They think we are all in square up mode.
@@thatbollywoodwench3837Because they see us standing and want to defend themselves. 😂 If you don't see the humor, too bad for you.
This makes me want to go 2 Australia.
“He’s choking me out” killed me🤣🤣🤣
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Hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂
It was the extra slap as he continued to try to talk that lost me
😂 me too I can't stop laughing it's like watching jackass
The kangaroo knew he could beat him 😂
The Kangaroo thought dude was going to swing on him and had to check his temperature
Tell that kangaroo to pick on someone his own size lol
258 likes and no comments? I’ll fix that
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Immediately shows fear and is choked out for it 😂😂😂
His face when the video ends 🤣🤣🤣😅🥹😭
Look at the INTENSITY in that Kangaroo eyes 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s the way he kept trying it, even after he was getting choked out 😭😭
The way he tried to continue but the kangaroo silenced him was hilarious 😂😂😂
Like when he yelled "Lizabeth" and kang immediately slapped his mouth shut.. 🥺😭
The moment he said "hey buddy" thats the moment the kangaroo knows the dude is scared.
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real.
Heyya buhddyyy... AW SHIT
Second that kangaroo heard buddy and note mate it was beef
Yep xD
Bro didn't get to finish his sentence
Kangaroo almost brought tears to bro eyes😂
Kangaroo was like "You look JUST like my type, lil cowboy" 🤠
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He has more guts than me. I'd never go in there.
"I like ya and I woncha"
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Bro. Kangaroos are the natural equivalent of serial killers hiding in costumes.
But cartoons make them seem cute and cuddly when in reality they ready to kill people with the quickness without provocation either..
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@@tunnelvision24-ge8fqin reality that’s not the case, especially towards humans. I’m Australian so I’ve been around kangaroos my whole life. They are not normally this aggressive. There are lots of videos that showcase this aggression on the internet but it’s survivorship bias (google it). What I _do_ notice is that these Americans that own kangaroos (they shouldn’t be pets) always seem to abuse them which causes unusual aggression.
bro really entered his villian arc
Not me watching this at 2am laughing so loud, the whole house is awake😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
bro was looking at us like we was going to help him
Doesn't he know the #1 rule of the cameraman.... just film don't get involved
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@@oreosandwich1519It does get tiresome sometimes.
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He was legit about to cry right before the camera cut off 💀💀
That's what I was afraid of, grandma's are always right... lmfao
“Don’t let him know you’re scared of him”. That MF choked him anyway
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He flinched his arm back when he reached to pet it
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@@lazertroll702how did the kangaroo know
He was scared😂
@@bad-gi9dq the creature was staring right at him 😆
Bro failed the intimidation test as soon as he stepped in 😂☠️
Edit:thanks for 1.4k likes highest I've ever gotten:).
Bro hes a midget kangaroo prob thinks hes some big baby
I think it wasn't his first time being bullied by this kangaroo🤣🤣🤣
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