Welcome to Genshin Impact - A Parody of Welcome to the Internet
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
- A hellish rollercoaster where I show you around the flaming fever dream that is Genshin Impact.
The original song is Welcome to the Internet by Bo Burnham, I reused the instrumentals and wrote the lyrics of this parody myself.
LYRICS:
Welcome to Genshin Impact!
Glide around the world
Duel with a samurai or punch a hilichurl
We'll travel, and battle, unravel the lore
Of a gacha system that is flawed to its core
Welcome to Genshin Impact
Amber is a meme
Here's a list of 18 reasons you need Bennett in your team
There's lawyers, and catgirls, and murderous gods
3 dogs and 7 different overworked broads
Welcome to Genshin Impact
Here's a chest of loot
All these artifacts are worthless but those primos are a beaut
Pull children! Pull waifus! Pull men and pull twinks!
I'm only joking here's a claymore that stinks
Welcome to Genshin Impact
This quest is so cute
Just watch Paimon talk for hours 'cause the Traveler's a mute
We've got wolf-gods and dragons, they're so fucking hard
Worry not you'll beat them with your mom's credit card
Welcome to Genshin Impact
Log on, do your chores
Spend your days and nights just staring at your arsenal of who-oolesome and very nice characters!
They just teased some more,
Gotta get them even though you'll only use 4
Here's the latest trailer, hey that girl is kinda cute
She's the 7th one to wear this weird-ass skintight bodysuit
Do some wishes, get some bitches
Go ahead and spend your riches
Scratch those itches 'til your wallet is as dead as Crimson Witch is (too soon)
Welcome to new players! Oh, I'm sorry for your loss
Speedrun 20 months of content just so you can grind a boss
Should I pull for Ganyu? I am on the fence
Watch this perfect artifact roll into flat defence
Could I interest you in primogems all of the time?
A little bit of primogems, 5 at a time
Save up for a month, you might be luckier this time
When you spend all of your primogems at the same time
Look, you're missing out on primogems all of the time
Play this limited event, hunt down a slime
Banner's almost over and you haven't spent a dime
Why not refill all your primogems... just this one time?
This is so well made my dude, one of the best piece of content you've made 🔥🔥🔥
Thank you!! This means so much 🥰
@@Jac733Idea: Welcome to Wuthering waves - A parody of welcome to the internet.
I wasn't expecting such creative lyrics. I couldn't stop chuckling from how accurate and hilarious it all was
Thank you, this is great to hear :D
Even after a year, everything in this song is still accurate.
As someone whose been playing since two weeks after the game dropped, I can fucking agree with everything in this parody.
*standing applause* I nominate this song for an Oscar or whatever the song version of awards are
Thank you so much!! Glad you enjoyed it!
@@Jac733 a full version maybe in the works🤔😃
The parody I didn't know I wanted, but the parody I needed.
Thank you my friend, it is beautiful.
Thank you!! Glad you liked it :D
Seriously, if you make a full length version, Genshin may have a new anthem.
This is a masterpiece.
Deserves a lot more attention.
This was done perfectly, I really couldn't ask for a better rendition.
Also a huge Bo Burnham fan and these 2 worlds colliding made it all the better.
Thank you! This is great to hear, glad you enjoyed it :D
I just found this gem randomly. This probably feels better then getting back to back 5-stars.
"Did you search for it?"
"No"
"Did you love it?"
"Abso-fucking-lutely yes! That was smooth!!"
To me your voice is so similar to the voice of the original song's artist I was so confused! Your parody's amazing 😭❤️
I expected gold from the creator of the robocraft parody song and also the best dog airport game streamer, but this is on another level! Subbed, liked, shared, retweeted and posted on my linkedin, no regrets!
Thank you! This means a lot coming from such a based individual 😎
Beautiful song as a base, amazing adaptation) Didn't know you could sing mate)
Thank you so much! I think there's still room for improvement but I'm glad to have done better than the last time I tried something like this haha
@@Jac733 The production quality is also great, btw!
The claymore that stinks part is so true
100% love playing the game. 100% love that this song is accurate, yet fun. Deserves more views.
Jednym słowem: MAJSTERSZTYK
🥇🏆🎖🏅🌠🍾
I was waiting for this to be a parody. Finally a current and well edited version!
This is an absolute masterpiece!
Wow. Never played Genshin Impact but very well done song!
Thanks Baeren! Hope you're well 🥰
Still pllay genshin and this couldn't be any more accurate
The lyrics fits nearly perfect to the original song.
I tried my best! Glad you liked it :)
This is absolutely fantastic. Probably the best parody of this song I've heard, and one of the best descriptions of the game ever.
I only wish that it was the full song, then it would have been pure perfection.
Thank you, this is so encouraging!
this needs more views....seriously
I praise your creativity, good job!
Thank you so much, this is so great to hear!
what a fucking banger
You didn't have to do that to Signora XD. Really good song, made me laugh HARD
Too soon bro
Clever and relatable...
Like the original song.
Ganyu is G.O.A.T.
The cocogoat
This masterpiece having so low views is a crime!
this might actually be the next Genshin ad
This is absolutely amazing, holy crap. I have no idea what expectations I had when I tapped on this video, but they were ALL surpassed!
Ay man that's a masterpiece, good work
0:42 sorry for the nitpick but that shouldve been the bell. Love the vid!
Haha it could have been! Although arguably now that Dori is out, as an HP claymore it finally has a use 👀
And thanks!
This is very underrated.
Great job!
Better than the original! 🔥🔥🔥
Doesn't matter if you had 100s of pulls saved for your waifu if you're going to lose 50/50 repeatedly anyways
*_Cries in C3 Kequing and C2 Jean_*
Why is this so accurate and great but still has such less views
The algorithm can be cruel 😔
@@Jac733 i hope the algorithm gods bless you soon 🛐🛐
You have one more subscriber, this parody is perfect dude
Thank you!!
I'm as dead as crimson witch is
Damm this is sooo good!
Subbed
I watched it 10 times and the number is still growing
So underrated dude. You deserve more views on this
Thank you!! I really wish it blew up the same way the Dehya video did, but I'm glad it's getting a bit of a second wind anyway :)
This caused me lung cancer
THIS IS FIRE SO UNDERRATED WTH WOW
Dude...your content is just fk amazing... subscribed
Absolutely fantastic and painfully accurate
Very good video, as lit as the Irminsul in Collei's dream.
Great song 10/10
yo this is VERY DAMN accurate, i lime this song..
Fucking GOLD, I am sharing this with my friends right now
Thank you, appreciate it!!
comment for youtube to promote this piece of art
i was searching for vertigoat's parody... and i found yours... this is more up to date version.
Haha, I actually didn't realize before making this that it had already been done by someone else... Fortunately none of the lyrics are the same so I'm glad it still brings something new! Thanks :D
@@Jac733 thoroughly enjoyed your lyrics ❤️
This should’ve gone viral damn. Only found you from the dehya video
Hahaha it's always the shitposts that go viral, never the high effort ones :P But hey, at least it's helping this be discovered more!
My fav song list 🤣💖
WHAT A HIGH QUALITY VIDEO
Wait what this is a certified banger? Love this so much
I'm really glad I stayed subscribed for this
Ready for Robocraft 2? btw nice parody my friend.
This is just brilliant. Send this as a guide to genshin
It's so freaking Accurate
awesome adaptation!
This is incredible.
Damn that slaps, good cover
Omg, this one was sooooo good! Like, subscribe, well done!
OMGGGG, This is so awesome!, You deserver more views!!!!!!! RUclips algorithm is fucking stupid.
I know right!! Thanks so much, it was a wild ride seeing the Dehya shitpost get so much more attention than this, which I put a lot more time into haha
Why is this underrated?
1:34 so true
Just beautiful
amazing and such a mood
beautifully made
Finally, a worthy successor to You Robocrafted in the Wrong Beta
this vid should get more view's
this is gold
I LOVE it!!! I'm speechless, it's soooo good.
This was fuckign awesome.
I like it. Good Job!
the whole comunity, even if they didnt wach this, owe you premos
you have done us all a great survace this day and it shal be comemorated
if you havent subbed yet, i dont know what you are doing with your time
Hahaha thank you!!
Yo this was kinda good.
this is great
BARS!
I LOVE JAC!!!!
i demand a full ver
Such a Masterpiece!
It's amazing!!!!
what if create a casino where players can win nothing, and allow minors to use it?
ta-da!
Needs more Views
The only "Welcome to the Internet" I know is the one by Futuristic Sex Robotz
1.25x you wont regret it
Thank you
i love it lmao
Better than the original.
Lol
I wish you made Robocraft vids
If it becomes fun for me to play again someday, sure! Until then I'm just going to keep doing what I enjoy :)
Thank you for explaining the remaining 39 AR so that I don’t have to 🫠
𝓟Ř𝔬𝓂𝔬𝐒ϻ 💋
This is gold