Lyrics: Peter what are you doing? Crack (what the fuck) Hey at least I'm not drinking, Brian Yeah This isn't exactly a good substitute Where'd you get crack? From blacks What? Yeah Just behind Black's hardware store, There's a white guy selling it Look, Doing crack is not the way to stop drinking You need to get to the heart of why you feel the need to drink in the first place Look, Here's the number of a hypnotherapist I want you to see Alright, Brian Good
Never made me feel like that before. Just felt like any other stimulant. Everyone else around me always got like that though lol. Edit: It’s probably because I’ve always been drunk when I tried other drugs.
@@a.r.4822 the transcription was so accurate, it's as if I've seen the clip. with such impeccable choice of words and phrasemes, who needs cartoons anymore? I just read comments nowadays.
I usually don't really care if someone smokes. But hanged out with some friends watching a movie and every 15 minutes one guy paused the movie to go and smoke for 5 minutes. Sucked
@@overzone666 Just don't start with vaping. It's also highly addictive, and I know plenty of people who never smoked any cigarettes but got hooked on vaping.
Yeah I have to say I would also find that extremely irritating. I used to be a moderately heavy smoker myself, and even then when my friends and I got together to do a movie we all agreed on two scheduled smoke breaks per film. If anyone needed another one they just had to accept that they'd miss five minutes of the movie
@@oliverholmes-gunning5372how about no smoke breaks during the movie lol? Toilet breaks I understand but why even go to the movie if toure going to miss definitely more than 5 minutes. It takes ten to smoke one cigarette. You could miss the whole point of a movie like that. How dare you
7:27 this is probably the most accurate ever lmao, like something isn't right and someone wants to say yo your hair is on fire but is too drunk to do it and says like your hair look stupid and instinctively extinguishes the fire by throwing his beer at him without any more thinking, like he does the right thing by instincts but is way too drunk to even realize or understand xD
Honestly, good for Meg. Finally someone is willing to make love to her. And she is 18 by that episode (it takes place after the Meg and Quagmire episode), so there's no legal issue.
@ChristopherWallbank-di9hj it's exactly what happened, but then Lois rehired him to do the prettiest girl in the house. the guy's eyesight wasn't the best, but thankfully he mistook Brian for a piece of furniture.
Oi. As a danish person, i resent that first joke. I am offended by the assumption that we are not able to place and/or balance items and objects on, what is clearly a medium-sized table. How dare you, family guy. How dare you. :P
Ofc you have tiny little books to compensate for the lack of table surface! How insensitive of them to twist this historical fact and bring it to ridicule.
Payote in the desert in the episode where he homeschools Meg and Christ. Marijuana when him and Lois become a musical duo. I feel like he did lsd at one point too. I remember Stewie on lsd at a Grateful Dead concert, wanting to trade his t-shirt for a grilled cheese. Lol Does caffeine count? Remember when he got addicted to Red Bull? 😂
fun fact, MDMA was originally nothing more than a reagent, then after someone tried some, it was considered to be used as an anti-depressant, until results came back about how it completely depleted your stores of serotonin for a while.
I like how Stewie just accepts the life he is given
The way he looks at Peter at 4:49 is amazing
Your car is gay.
Yeah being born into a loving household
@@rat4992hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂
Government came and took his baby. Imagine, the whole government there, president and secretaries and secret service and all.
I love how the cigarette clips take up almost the whole video and the last few clips last a couple seconds.
Right? I almost clicked off the video thinking it was clickbait 🤦♂️ plus everyone knows how he is on alcohol. He's an alcoholic 🤣
Even smokers who also do other drugs smoke more often than they do other drugs. Nicotine be a harsh mistress.
probably cant do hard drugs as often due to ratings and such
Accurate for how long it takes to quit them all too
I don’t
7:29 peter got so drunk he thought he was homer
First thing I thought of:
"GOV'MENT CAME'N TOOK MA' BABY!"
At least I’m not drinking Brian
What the Fu
"no don't, i'll splode" fucking hilarious
@IonRuby bro what I’m just trynna watch a video not get fuckin baptized
“Yeah, I think that part’s hilarious too!”
- God
@@Scantronimus466 lmao
Jesus died for your sins
@@easterlinear ok
The way he blankly said "Crack"
Lol 😀😁😂🤣😃😄😅😆🙃😺😸😹!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From blacks
He actually crackly says blank.
At least he's not drinking, brian
Lyrics:
Peter what are you doing?
Crack (what the fuck)
Hey at least I'm not drinking, Brian
Yeah
This isn't exactly a good substitute
Where'd you get crack?
From blacks
What?
Yeah
Just behind Black's hardware store,
There's a white guy selling it
Look,
Doing crack is not the way to stop drinking
You need to get to the heart of why you feel the need to drink in the first place
Look,
Here's the number of a hypnotherapist I want you to see
Alright,
Brian
Good
The ecstasy one is insanely accurate lol
That part makes me laugh wayyy to hard 🤣
Very
I love Brian and Stewie's deadpan faces. XD
One time i did bodyboard horozontaly on my couch i was lucky no one else was home
Never made me feel like that before. Just felt like any other stimulant. Everyone else around me always got like that though lol.
Edit: It’s probably because I’ve always been drunk when I tried other drugs.
Sometimes, when I'm in a deep, pontificating mood, I think to myself, "Why _is_ there no hole in this wall?"
“My mind is awash with theories and profundities that I can pontificate on at length” -the same guy who asked why is there no in this wall.
"Your marriage. Is over."
“Well… now that you say it with the cigarette…😥”
😂😂😂
2nd best quote behind “it takes a man to know what a man likes”
Peter putting out Joe's hair fire despite being drunk is an achievement
And with a (I think) flammable liquid too
It depends on the proof, anything above 100 proof is flammable.
@@finnainsley9088it was a close call 🤮
“Your hair looks stupid” 💀
@@darealxbox i dont think that 40% alc is flammable
“No it’s mine, it’s private!” love the way he says that 😂
"It takes a man to know what a man likes" 💀💀
“nO dOn’T i’Ll SpLoDe!”
Joe is by far the funniest of them all!! And the guy have ONE emotional expression no matter. Depression 💯😂😂🤣
“Your hair looks stupid”
0:16 If you think that a cigarette is supposed to go in your ear, then I think you’ve been smoking other things.
😂
Crack
#8 Caffiene (Red Bull Episode)
I was expecting that one lol
“And I feel, like I just got home!”
7:10 when peter griffin and his friend's takes to much shots:
"peter what are you doing?!"
-"crack"
gets me everytime. just like crack
Going down on Lois and the cigarette smoke comes out her mouth 😂
Smoke on v&g1ñæ
@@theamazingjayden3879He's not coming in the front door, bro.
It's like I just have seen the clip and now you describe it 😲
@@a.r.4822 the transcription was so accurate, it's as if I've seen the clip. with such impeccable choice of words and phrasemes, who needs cartoons anymore? I just read comments nowadays.
The cigs scenes are hilarious
I usually don't really care if someone smokes.
But hanged out with some friends watching a movie and every 15 minutes one guy paused the movie to go and smoke for 5 minutes.
Sucked
should just vape if he wont quit. No smell, blow the smoke away from people around you to remain polite, there you go.
@@overzone666 Just don't start with vaping. It's also highly addictive, and I know plenty of people who never smoked any cigarettes but got hooked on vaping.
Yeah I have to say I would also find that extremely irritating. I used to be a moderately heavy smoker myself, and even then when my friends and I got together to do a movie we all agreed on two scheduled smoke breaks per film. If anyone needed another one they just had to accept that they'd miss five minutes of the movie
You should have said "smoke it in here there's bigfoot out there in wild"
@@oliverholmes-gunning5372how about no smoke breaks during the movie lol? Toilet breaks I understand but why even go to the movie if toure going to miss definitely more than 5 minutes. It takes ten to smoke one cigarette. You could miss the whole point of a movie like that. How dare you
bro was so drunk he thought he was homer 😂
"it takes a man to know what a man likes" the most based peter has ever been
💀
So trans women are men, knew common sense prevailed
@IonRuby im good the 1st amendment states i have the right to believe in my own religion or none at all
I think you don’t understand what based means
@@Blav2 you made me double check myself and yes, I used it correctly
7:27 this is probably the most accurate ever lmao, like something isn't right and someone wants to say yo your hair is on fire but is too drunk to do it and says like your hair look stupid and instinctively extinguishes the fire by throwing his beer at him without any more thinking, like he does the right thing by instincts but is way too drunk to even realize or understand xD
"government came and took ma baby" LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!
Guvment
That line is a 10/10
2:55 I like how Peter respects Meg's life choices. LOL
You don’t really understand it
No That’s not the point. He just does not care about her and is mobbing her
"Wait, whos bedroom are you in?"
"Meg's."
A part of me thought he was gonna say "Stewie's."
Honestly, good for Meg. Finally someone is willing to make love to her. And she is 18 by that episode (it takes place after the Meg and Quagmire episode), so there's no legal issue.
Wouldn’t be surprised 💀
@@314rftit’s still exploitation lol
@@theastonvillaseal585 Nah, Meg's all good to go. Now, if that was Stewie's room....Well, I'll finish the sentence there.
@ChristopherWallbank-di9hj it's exactly what happened, but then Lois rehired him to do the prettiest girl in the house. the guy's eyesight wasn't the best, but thankfully he mistook Brian for a piece of furniture.
"Alright ima take a hike"
The time clock gets me every time
"Go'ment came and took my Baby!" 😂😂
That last thing that Peter says is the most accurate thing of all here.
glen “quicktime”
"and that's why in Denmark we have really small tables"
The ectasy part is my favorite lmao
What causes ecstacy
@@praisecharles2529it’s a drug 😂😂😂😂
@@praisecharles2529 Ecstasy (the drug, active ingredient SHOULD be MDMA, can sometimes be MDA, meth etc.) causes ecstasy (the feeling)
7:25 drunk Peter's immediacy reaction to "stupid hair" is to splash it with his beer.
4:50 - my dad just before my friends would come over it seemed like
The cigarettes part was my childhood
Ummmm
Your head is so smooth
How dare they do a story on my life
8 drugs... he had an adverse reaction to tables.
The slurring into calling Quagmire "quicktime" fucking killed me
The way Peter kicks his pants off on ecstasy 😂😂😂
3:41 My ADHD in a nutshell.
6:55 Who knew Peter was such a devout Christian fundamentalist? Matthew 5: 30 , " If thy eye offend thee then pluck it out and cast it away."
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
The Cocaine one is on-point
Or you just watch porn
Yoo that intro 😂😂 looks awesome tho fr
Bro, this is the best compilation xD
Never laughed so hard
Really? I never laughed
Brian was the OG, he was really on coke
Coke is good for you.
@@Conky88catch the wave
@@astonished-scoutchase the dragon
Peter and Quagmire were on booze on episode 1 watching a tv not plugged in 😂
Booze got me crying 😭
It takes a man to know what a man likes.
Yeah it does that
On 7:13 Imagine Peter basically confesses that him and Joe might have moles*ed Quagmire when he was passed out
Prank em John
Poor Quicktime
“This thing is bugging me !” he says as he gingerly plucks out his own eyeball, is only a slight exaggeration on the effects of methamphetamine…
I lost it at the roids, when Peter punched Meg, ha ha
Im so fking ready😂
Oi. As a danish person, i resent that first joke.
I am offended by the assumption that we are not able to place and/or balance items and objects on, what is clearly a medium-sized table.
How dare you, family guy. How dare you.
:P
Ofc you have tiny little books to compensate for the lack of table surface! How insensitive of them to twist this historical fact and bring it to ridicule.
“How dare you! You don’t know me! You don’t know what I had to do to get here, or where I’ve been!”
5:11 Crack break!
7:28 joe would be on fire if this was real
No lol
If it was vodka. They were drinking beer which doesn’t have nearly as much alcohol. That’s why vodka is used to make Molotov cocktails
Depends on the proof. Anything at or above 100 will, yes. Higher the proof the more flammable.
Peter is a great friend 😢😢
@@NerdyPickle96 what about vodka and most liquors at like 80 proof?
3:07 waffles and what ? there’s literally nothing else
Syrup
omg that table joke was absolutely perfect XD
Lmao maggies first word, bart jumping that canyon, mr.plow.😂😅
“Are you fully licensed by the city Mr Plow?” 😂
Bin there, done that, and that, and that..... just joking!😂
I love how after brian gave peter that paper with rehabs number and then he said yes and still smoked the crack LOL
Peter is totally acting like cool Craig. 😆🤦
Love it 😁
I love that alcohol is rightfully classified as a drug!
"No ya wha- your hair looks stupid"
The ecstasy one looked fun NGL
It is, didn’t you try it?
The Danish double-cutaway bit was pretty funny and unexpected 😂😂😂
What about "cocain and doll houses"
Maggie & Bart?? Wrong show, Peter!! 😱
That’s the joke
What's going on government came and took my baby😂😂😂
I LOVE FAMILY GUY IT'S LIKE ALL 7 DRUGS COMBINED IT'S A REAL STRESS RELIEVER
*Louis barely talks*
Peter: "Does this story have an end!!??"
I like how his shoes, belt, and pants are all the same artical of clothing
Do crank next
The meth part is the funniest.
Well at lest he’s not drinking.
@@millfilm1peter smoking crack
Brain:wtf!!!
Peter: well atleast I'm not drinking Brian 😂
7:00 Wells Fargo
He did Fentanyl in a cutaway gag once.
Payote in the desert in the episode where he homeschools Meg and Christ.
Marijuana when him and Lois become a musical duo.
I feel like he did lsd at one point too. I remember Stewie on lsd at a Grateful Dead concert, wanting to trade his t-shirt for a grilled cheese. Lol
Does caffeine count? Remember when he got addicted to Red Bull? 😂
I can't wait to get me some Extasy, but I can't with my anti depressants
Great video! Your creativity really shines through.
Put it in your room but sweep it up first..😂😂😂
2:36 Also a song from 1998.
fun fact, MDMA was originally nothing more than a reagent, then after someone tried some, it was considered to be used as an anti-depressant, until results came back about how it completely depleted your stores of serotonin for a while.
"Hey, wha happens if I blow in this thing?"
"Don't, I'll esplode."
"I'm gonna."
Drunk dialogue is the best dialogue.
QuickTime lol
Wait who's bedroom are you in ? Meg's , okay that's fine 😂
"Umember when Quicktime ..."
6:58
Best part
The very end is wild but true, "it takes a man to know what a man likes"
Thats a good way of describing addiction
Lmao the meth part is always funny asf
FTP 🔥🔥🔥
his so stupid i like him xD
2:27
"iss mine, iss private" 🤣
I love how he just burst thru the roof
Gov'ment came 'n' took m'ah baby!
I thought he was gonna blow smoke out his ears like in other cartoons 😆
2:30 dead 💀
Damn it, Meg!
This is actually twistedly educative! LOL
“What bedroom are you in”
“Megs”
“That’s fine”
The crack one is insanely accurate lol
U do it better than Bonnie it takes a man to know what a man wants 😂😂😂😂😂 i can't breathe
7:27 hilarious
Brian has a hypnotherapists number on a card stuffed inside his fur.