This is like the greatest 50 minute monologue. I listened at 1.5 speed and if I close my eyes I feel like I'm in the visitation room of highland hospital.
President Donald Trump and California Governor Gavin Newsom spoke at a roundtable meeting on California's wildfire situation with state and federal officials. (9/14/20)
@@garyny4073 Nope. Just a really great hospital in Oakland that has an excellent trauma center. They get LOTS of gunshot victims. When I was homeless for five years in Oakland, I camped in the woods a few blocks from the hospital and went to their cafeteria twice a day to buy food. They have AMAZING delicious food there!!!! To make money while homeless I drew portraits of people's dogs and so I drew a bunch for people working at Highland Hospital...so you can see some of my work on display at the hospital to this day.
Im 4 months post partum and I am literally balding like a renaissance man and I am trying to quietly laugh while my baby is napping. 😂 thank you for making me smile Whitney ! I would get my root spray too
I wanted to let you and Whitney know, this happened to me too. It turned out to be low iron, low protein. Get your levels checked and "low end of normal" could still mean you need to supplement. Sending you good hair juju 🤗
Vitamin b12 and hyaluronic acid find a cream with these and rub it on your head it stops the genes from activating that caused this to happen... If men would do this to their scalps when they start to see male pattern baldness it will stop and reverse those genes from activating... It really works!
I absolutely needed to hear your honesty and sense of humor today. I know this has been incredibly traumatic, I hope you and your son are safe, and your heart can relax sooner than later. I know how sensitive it is. Hugs Whitney♥️.
It is said that Newsom net worth is around 30 million. Why won’t he donate his pay checks or some of the money to help those instead of asking taxpayers for money.
@@dogdefender6946 But did I miss what she did with her pets like the horses? How did she get them out? Where did they go? I actually didn’t need to hear the jokes as much. Be safe Frank!!!
I’m here to thank you Whitney C! You were THE HIGHLIGHT for us on NYE. Stay safe & don’t worry - as a SF fireman (ret), I always had to stifle a laugh whenever dealing with retardant.
Love you so much Whitney! I can’t type enough. I just don’t know how to say how much I appreciate your intelligence. The animal love, the relatable trauma. I just see a bit of myself and I am wishing you the most peace and love and safety! ❤✨💓
Whitney- I’m happy to see you’re safe. Local, news here in Minneapolis, used the video of you leaving your house. Your, humor is on point today. 💯🙌🫶🏼🪩💃🕺
To make fire victims who have lost everything and are suffering greatly, to make them grovel for the support and funding that has been set aside for just such tragedies is so despicable there isn't a word harsh enough to describe the soulless meanness.
After seeing her banger New Year's banter on CNN I finally decided to listen in on this podcast. I feel like I discovered the voice of reason I didn't know I needed to hear speak.
Thanks for the laugh therapy Whitney! You have a rare talent of being able to successfully blend a somewhat political rant into a funny comedy routine! I sincerely hope that you and your son are safe and healthy! Sadly, we have lost a great deal of common sense in our society. We desperately need leaders like you in various disciplines to help bring it back. Keep up the good work!
Dude.... Was this the BEST thing I've seen from Whitney??!? She kept me glued to the screen!!! What the hell... I'm digging the "new Whitney"!!! Something changed... Was her baby an Alien or something?? She is in another Universe for sure! Happy for you Whitney!!! You look amazingggg and sound great. Please do me a favorrrrr 😅Take Climate Change a little more serious yes?? I live close to the beach alright but... Come onnnnn 😅It's importanttttt. It can happen to you too! You're accepting the candy without acknowledging you'll lose teeth or get fat... If you get my analogy. It's what you're doing! Don't surrender to the sins of glutony or selfishness Courtneyyyyy. Nooooooo
This is to much for a comment especially from a guy , 😂 and climate change is completely fake, the earths temperature has never been static, way more issues going on besides “climate change “ 🤡
Birth certificates and root spray! 😂 my girl knows what’s up. Whitney you were the first person I thought of when the fires broke out and I was praying you and your baby were safe. So happy to see you are ok. So happy to hear your rant today. Unfiltered no BS Whitney is my people. 😅We need you! Move the hell away from there and get to a safer place for you and your boy. Take care ❤
The reason drugs don't affect us in Mexico is because we have PUBLIC FREE HEALTHCARE. We treat people with addictions. We care about people, we don't use them for profit only.
good gawd I needed your humour these last days. That roast was fkn HYSTERICAL. how are you so friggin funny!!! Your son will have the most fun life with his mom. ❤
Stay safe *everyone* in the area of wildfires. I notice some stupid comments yesterday on YT about how basically, "F the rich people losing their homes, what about the POOR people who are losing everything they have? My reply is always the same... "I feel bad for ALL people losing ANYTHING in these fires. Because, like the fires, I do not discriminate who I feel bad for based on color or finances... I just TRY to treat everyone the same... So again, stay safe everyone ❤
To make fire victims who have lost everything and are suffering greatly, to make them grovel for the support and funding that has been set aside for just such tragedies is so despicable there isn't a word harsh enough to describe the soulless meanness.
Acoustic trick to damp-down your wall-echo.Use a blanket to each wall off-camera that's wide hard surface bouncing echo.Corners are especially reflective with a slappy Ping sound. Moving blankets padded in moving van (puffy) are recording studio friendly.
Hanging 1foot strips in rows across the ceiling like the curtains over a theater stage will remedy this aswell! Plus removing any hard surfaces directly infront of you, sound bounces back off computer screens or mirrors or even flat walls so don't film directly infront of them if you want better sound...
Whitney, have your calcium and vitamin D levels checked. Hyperparathyroidism is a condition that makes you lose hair and your bones hurt. I got it in my 40s. If your calcuim level is high and your D is low, you definitely have it.
I’m from Wisconsin and so like yes I care about climate change and global warming buuuuuut. I’m grateful for less snow more warmth!! ❄️ ☀️ yall I already miss the sun
You are beacon of light in these crazy times, I hope everything is ok for you. And I know you make jokes about your looks and it is very funny and yes you will always be beautiful and funny ❤️
Fires give you miles of material for shows.Like Mexican firefighters on a fireman's holiday,"Marko.where you going ,man?" "OH,I gotta go banga Whitney in Topanga !"
Whitney!! I’m so glad you said what you said on NYE so that i can discover ur pod. This episode is 🔥🔥🔥 w truth. Keep going hard and God speed! New sub ❤if u die one day for exposing inconvenient truths, we will know why. Thank YOU for being brave w your knowledge and wisdom. YOU are cherished ⭐️🌟💥☀️
😂😂😂 I'm here in LA with yah 2 whit dealing with all this shit.... I can't help but remember how u are ready to leave LA but didn't yet know where.... No more procrastinating luv,... It was time to move forward luv.... I'm out here working and listening to ur podcast and ur triggered ability to be so witty Whitney is hella funny and we need to laugh more then cry cuz we aren't sure what the next 💣 will be that they drop on us 😂😂😂😂😂 and the wind is back! 😢
I too think of today’s truth tellers with common sense as today’ hero's! I think of them as the new celebrities! ( I thought I was the only one crushing on Micheal Schellenburger 😅)
It's not being anti- rich as much as it is being anti-greed monger(polluters, death panel health care, foreign child/slave workers making products). And no one needs more than 1 billion dollars for any reason- it ALWAYS leads to political corruption.
This is like the greatest 50 minute monologue. I listened at 1.5 speed and if I close my eyes I feel like I'm in the visitation room of highland hospital.
I'm guessing highland is a mental hospital ? 😊
President Donald Trump and California Governor Gavin Newsom spoke at a roundtable meeting on California's wildfire situation with state and federal officials. (9/14/20)
During this meeting in September 2020. Donald gave Gavin 100 billion to stop the wild fires and fix the issue so it wouldn’t happen again
During that meeting he received 100 billion
@@garyny4073 Nope. Just a really great hospital in Oakland that has an excellent trauma center. They get LOTS of gunshot victims. When I was homeless for five years in Oakland, I camped in the woods a few blocks from the hospital and went to their cafeteria twice a day to buy food. They have AMAZING delicious food there!!!! To make money while homeless I drew portraits of people's dogs and so I drew a bunch for people working at Highland Hospital...so you can see some of my work on display at the hospital to this day.
Never been a bigger fan- Whitney is literally entertaining us from the ship deck of the Titanic 😢 Whitney, you are amazing. ❤ 😂
Her and tim Dillon
Im 4 months post partum and I am literally balding like a renaissance man and I am trying to quietly laugh while my baby is napping. 😂 thank you for making me smile Whitney ! I would get my root spray too
I wanted to let you and Whitney know, this happened to me too. It turned out to be low iron, low protein. Get your levels checked and "low end of normal" could still mean you need to supplement. Sending you good hair juju 🤗
Vitamin b12 and hyaluronic acid find a cream with these and rub it on your head it stops the genes from activating that caused this to happen... If men would do this to their scalps when they start to see male pattern baldness it will stop and reverse those genes from activating... It really works!
❤
I absolutely needed to hear your honesty and sense of humor today. I know this has been incredibly traumatic, I hope you and your son are safe, and your heart can relax sooner than later. I know how sensitive it is. Hugs Whitney♥️.
👍
Thank you, defender
It is said that Newsom net worth is around 30 million. Why won’t he donate his pay checks or some of the money to help those instead of asking taxpayers for money.
@@dogdefender6946 But did I miss what she did with her pets like the horses? How did she get them out? Where did they go? I actually didn’t need to hear the jokes as much. Be safe Frank!!!
@@AgendaInMindI don’t think the horses are on the top of her list to save, more important things to worry about.
Thanks!
Pandemic Whitney is back. 🎉
The world needed this
💯!
Thank God LOL
The GlP 1 is soaking into her brain. Your brain actually requires that you eat avocados and healthy fat for it to function properly.
I’m here to thank you Whitney C! You were THE HIGHLIGHT for us on NYE. Stay safe & don’t worry - as a SF fireman (ret), I always had to stifle a laugh whenever dealing with retardant.
With the deepest gratitude, I thank you... ❤
"flammable hair gel in a fire zone" priceless
That was so funny 🤣
“look like a mechanic in a Broadway play” 😂😂😂
I'm so grateful you're safe!
❤💛❤️💛.
My family is praying for you and your family, friends, and animals. GOD'S PROTECTION!
Bro. Whitney. This was amazing.
Love you so much Whitney! I can’t type enough. I just don’t know how to say how much I appreciate your intelligence. The animal love, the relatable trauma. I just see a bit of myself and I am wishing you the most peace and love and safety! ❤✨💓
Love you Whitney, your comedy is healing. ❤Thank you for what you do and saying the truth.
"We cut down bird's houses to make bird houses."
Everything about Whitney is (PERFECT) to include her hard hitting candid humor!
Whitney- I’m happy to see you’re safe. Local, news here in Minneapolis, used the video of you leaving your house. Your, humor is on point today. 💯🙌🫶🏼🪩💃🕺
To make fire victims who have lost everything and are suffering greatly, to make them grovel for the support and funding that has been set aside for just such tragedies is so despicable there isn't a word harsh enough to describe the soulless meanness.
So sorry Whitney 😢 it’s heartbreaking- my thoughts are with you ❤
Well the most important thing is that we're entertained, thank you for your service!
This is awesome and needed. Thank you.
Thanks
😂🤣 Thank you, for the laughs! Stay safe 🫶🏼
this was an epic set Whitney xxx
This was excellent Whit. The last line was my favorite
This was a great rant- fever dream - stream of consciousness. 💜You Whitney. Stay safe.
Its worse Gavin is still using Aquanet 😂 Remember the hole in the ozone 😅
After seeing her banger New Year's banter on CNN I finally decided to listen in on this podcast. I feel like I discovered the voice of reason I didn't know I needed to hear speak.
Whitney you're the best
Whitney is funny 🤣
Indeed. "Truth is the new money " x luvya ❤
Fun fact (and actually a fact): Most of the firefighters in LA are prison labor, being paid as low as 7 cents per hour.
I appreciate your commentary Whitney. Thank you.
We love you, Whitney! Respect! Don’t stop you are phenomenal❤❤❤
"So you look like the baby?" HAHA! Subscribed!
I LOVE THIS WHITNEY!!! 😍😍😍
Glad you’re safe, Whitney. Also best closing line of a podcast ever.
Whitney Cummings Hello from Edmonton Canada 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
Funny Funny Funny! Love Whitney Monologue !!! ❤️ 😂 😊
🤣 the end line...
Thanks for being here for us since the pd. Appreciate you funny gal! ❤
I’m loving these monologues
Pensacola, Florida still loves you.
Good laughs thanks ❤
Thanks for the laugh therapy Whitney! You have a rare talent of being able to successfully blend a somewhat political rant into a funny comedy routine! I sincerely hope that you and your son are safe and healthy! Sadly, we have lost a great deal of common sense in our society. We desperately need leaders like you in various disciplines to help bring it back. Keep up the good work!
Whitney is at her all time best. Love to see it!
I love Whitney. She truly is America's sweetheart
Great show!
I AM SO HAPPY YOU AND YOUR BABY ARE OKAY❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
So glad you guys are okay. Sending prayers, light and love🙏
Glad to hear you are safe 🙏🏻
Omg Whitney…I’m praying for everyone’s safety…thank you so much for speaking out about these things during this horrific time in California. 🙏
My hair line been gone since I was 21 lol 😂, be safe out there Whitney blessings to you ❤❤❤
Prayers to you. I grew up near there and left 31 years ago. Love you.
Dude.... Was this the BEST thing I've seen from Whitney??!? She kept me glued to the screen!!! What the hell... I'm digging the "new Whitney"!!! Something changed... Was her baby an Alien or something?? She is in another Universe for sure! Happy for you Whitney!!! You look amazingggg and sound great.
Please do me a favorrrrr 😅Take Climate Change a little more serious yes?? I live close to the beach alright but... Come onnnnn 😅It's importanttttt. It can happen to you too! You're accepting the candy without acknowledging you'll lose teeth or get fat... If you get my analogy. It's what you're doing! Don't surrender to the sins of glutony or selfishness Courtneyyyyy. Nooooooo
This is to much for a comment especially from a guy , 😂 and climate change is completely fake, the earths temperature has never been static, way more issues going on besides “climate change “ 🤡
Famable gel in a fire zone .... brilliant
Whitney = Fine Wine
This isn't the complement that you think you are giving...
Birth certificates and root spray! 😂 my girl knows what’s up. Whitney you were the first person I thought of when the fires broke out and I was praying you and your baby were safe. So happy to see you are ok. So happy to hear your rant today. Unfiltered no BS Whitney is my people. 😅We need you! Move the hell away from there and get to a safer place for you and your boy. Take care ❤
Omg! I thought I was the only one. That word brings out my inner twelve year old.
The new Whitney is the best😂😂
Viral, I agree 👍 💯
The reason drugs don't affect us in Mexico is because we have PUBLIC FREE HEALTHCARE. We treat people with addictions. We care about people, we don't use them for profit only.
wow, how's that working out for you?
whitney is so brave to be doing schtick in such a trying time
Whitney is on… wait for it
Fire.
South Carolina is a great place to live. We'd love to have you here
Where is S Carolina are you? I’m from Los Angeles since I was 2 .
In Aiken for the last 5 months.
@@LisaThames17 Greenville. Love it here. Lived in Cali for 62 years.
good gawd I needed your humour these last days. That roast was fkn HYSTERICAL. how are you so friggin funny!!! Your son will have the most fun life with his mom. ❤
I love this new format! ❤
Stay safe *everyone* in the area of wildfires.
I notice some stupid comments yesterday on YT about how basically, "F the rich people losing their homes, what about the POOR people who are losing everything they have?
My reply is always the same... "I feel bad for ALL people losing ANYTHING in these fires.
Because, like the fires, I do not discriminate who I feel bad for based on color or finances... I just TRY to treat everyone the same...
So again, stay safe everyone ❤
To make fire victims who have lost everything and are suffering greatly, to make them grovel for the support and funding that has been set aside for just such tragedies is so despicable there isn't a word harsh enough to describe the soulless meanness.
Acoustic trick to damp-down your wall-echo.Use a blanket to each wall off-camera that's wide hard surface bouncing echo.Corners are especially reflective with a slappy Ping sound. Moving blankets padded in moving van (puffy) are recording studio friendly.
Hanging 1foot strips in rows across the ceiling like the curtains over a theater stage will remedy this aswell! Plus removing any hard surfaces directly infront of you, sound bounces back off computer screens or mirrors or even flat walls so don't film directly infront of them if you want better sound...
Whitney, have your calcium and vitamin D levels checked. Hyperparathyroidism is a condition that makes you lose hair and your bones hurt. I got it in my 40s. If your calcuim level is high and your D is low, you definitely have it.
Yes! So many have low vitamin D. Probably because health insurance won't cover the diagnostic test unless a patient already knows they have low D.
Whitney dropped so many gems in this episode 💎
😆😆😆
Great Show!
I’m from Wisconsin and so like yes I care about climate change and global warming buuuuuut. I’m grateful for less snow more warmth!! ❄️ ☀️ yall I already miss the sun
Earth has been warming since the ice age.
Wishing nothing but good vibes your way!!! My heart goes out to all y'all in the way on the fires!!! Again, Good vibes!!
You are beacon of light in these crazy times, I hope everything is ok for you. And I know you make jokes about your looks and it is very funny and yes you will always be beautiful and funny ❤️
Fires give you miles of material for shows.Like Mexican firefighters on a fireman's holiday,"Marko.where you going ,man?" "OH,I gotta go banga Whitney in Topanga !"
Watch it on the Peanut thing, you're gonna get canceled 😂
Or sued haha
I SO RATHER listen to Whitney than the news lol ❤and more informative too😂
WHITNEY ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
you are the biggest breathe of fresh air... even in L.A remarkable
God I love awake Whitney. Babies crystallize things, sometimes!
Whitney!! I’m so glad you said what you said on NYE so that i can discover ur pod. This episode is 🔥🔥🔥 w truth. Keep going hard and God speed! New sub ❤if u die one day for exposing inconvenient truths, we will know why. Thank YOU for being brave w your knowledge and wisdom. YOU are cherished ⭐️🌟💥☀️
❤you were awesome New years eve❤❤❤
I hope you have a live podcast soon.
You are awesome.
Great Pod cast ....
STRAIGHT FACTS.
You're great 👍 ❤❤❤❤❤❤ keep up the good work, you bad azz
If Harley Quinn had brains it would look like this 😂😂😂
God Bless all True Patriots we will and must prevail against evil..
Wow! That’s how I felt when I met you!!!! After your Tulsa show last year! ❤❤❤. Fat old lady who started crying! I really admire you.
Grateful you’re safe
😂😂😂 I'm here in LA with yah 2 whit dealing with all this shit.... I can't help but remember how u are ready to leave LA but didn't yet know where.... No more procrastinating luv,... It was time to move forward luv....
I'm out here working and listening to ur podcast and ur triggered ability to be so witty Whitney is hella funny and we need to laugh more then cry cuz we aren't sure what the next 💣 will be that they drop on us 😂😂😂😂😂 and the wind is back! 😢
U R real and beautiful Whitney !!
I too think of today’s truth tellers with common sense as today’ hero's! I think of them as the new celebrities! ( I thought I was the only one crushing on Micheal Schellenburger 😅)
Let's build a ranch on Mars. We can raise alien unicorns! LFG!
Whitney went full Tim Dillon with this one 😂😂
I wish her well.
I love you Whitney, hope you get through this unscathed. It’s a crying shame when bad things happen to such a hot woman
If you're still in the middle of all that smoke don't forget to get air purifiers since the smoke can seep in.
Tennessee is calling your name
“can Robert Kraft just call me” 😂
loved the edition
It's not being anti- rich as much as it is being anti-greed monger(polluters, death panel health care, foreign child/slave workers making products). And no one needs more than 1 billion dollars for any reason- it ALWAYS leads to political corruption.
Get out and never look back sis 👍