I love how they mess with Tomar so much, but he’s just such a good sport about it, he never gets offended, he always finds it just as funny as they do. All jokes about Tomar being a horrific monster aside, I feel like he’s probably one of the kindest people you could know in real life.
Tomar’s explanation of the Japanese flag being “I spilled their blood on their white cease fire flag” doesn’t quite match up with Wikipedia but I feel inclined to believe him...
His delivery makes a lot of his jokes susceptible to slipping under our and Chris's awareness if we're not paying attention I think Chris even talked about how people were saying he never laughed at Lyle's jokes
Dye his beard And mustache Booming voice like thunder crash TOMAR! With wit so sharp Like a knife Took Jaxxy as his wedded wife TOMAR! Arm is large Like a tree From Tomar-topia I summon thee TOMAR!
Do not say this crouched in your wardrobe surrounded by candles please please PLEASE don't do it. If you summon him he won't be able to find his way back to Jaxxy.
totally forgot that chris’s body was occupied by lyle’s soul and that the real chris has been desperately trying to reclaim his channel for the last 4+ years
I like Ding Dong & Julian too, but there's no denying Lyle, Zach, & Tomar make for a better channel. Not to mention Corey, Dave, & Mick. Though I really would like to see Ding Dong back more often, and more shuffling of the costars.
Awe man, haven’t watched Oney in forever... SEE this beautiful video and instant happiness~ I remember playing this at my church’s youth centre on an old ass PC... Good times.
23:34 "oohh I love their screams!", Tomar squeed with joy, wringing his toes together as he continued to open fire on the terrified mosque attendees, focusing the second half of his rifle's magazine on the survivors of the first torrent.
I JUST FUCKING REALIZED the screams in the Stranger Danger game in Leo and Satan: Battery Catastrophy were probably a reference to and modelled on the Golden Axe screams. They have the exact same compression rate.
I started hearing 'Safe & Sound' in my head when they proposed the casting call at the end was a flash back to happier times before Dwarfy died, and now I'm sad...
Man, Lyle sure has some strong opinions on Donnie Darko. I sure do wish there was some way to hear him talk about it at length, preferably while absolutely baked out of his skull.
This is one of biggest loves of my childhood. It was this and some ninja game similar to this. It was only one player iirc, but was a side-scroller with other weapons you could pick up.
Golden Axe represents everything that is good and true about the Fantasy genre. Now more than ever, we need a new Golden Axe sequel. Preferably one where they bring back Dora, or insert some new monster waifu. Oh! I got it! An Arabian/Indian lamia waifu who fights with her dual scimitars and her tail! Her magic attacks could relate to poison and acid effects. *Starts writing it all down.*
It is 22:18. You are a little green halfling. In the distance, a centaur, an anime character, and a dwarf riding a barbarian riding a fire-breathing praying mantis have just beat the hell out of the local warlord. They now turn their attention toward you. You have nowhere to run and the food in your sack weighs down on you heavily. You awaken hours later - bruised, bloody, and your food is missing. A golden arrow with the word "Go" flashes to your right.
The death scream from 35:56 that the boys find humorous is actually directly ripped from the movie First Blood. Its the scene where David Caruso gets stabbed in the butthole by Rambo during the Forest Hunt scene.
The “cellar door” thing comes from Tolkien. If you pronounce it with a British accent it sounds like Selador, which he said would be a lovely name for like an elf character. He was making a point about phonetics and naming fantasy characters. I don’t know what movie you guys are referring to, but if you say “Cellar Door” with a hard R on Cellar, it removes the entire point of what Tolkien was trying to say, and it no longer works.
God I love golden axe. It's probably my favorite Sega series of all time. favorite character to play would have to be gillius thunderhead, to those of you who don't know he's the dwarf.
35:32 - fun fact about that, roman gladiators rarely ever killed one another, simply for the fact that they were basically owned as slaves, and so their masters would lose value because of that gladiator if they were ever killed in battle
YOU GUYS SHOULD PLAY BONANZA BROS. IT IS A 2 PLAYER GAME WHERE YOU ROB PLACES AND THERE IS FRIENDLY FIRE. THEY ALL HAVE BIG NOSES SO IT WOULD BE FITTING FOR ZACH HADEL (PSYCHICPEBBLES).
Not to be the UMMM ACTUALLY guy, but I guess I am. The Cellar Door thing was actually Tolkien's favorite word. That's what the teacher was referencing I believe. Doesn't make Donnie Darko less pretentious though. Why am I commenting this? Nobody cares lmao.
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I heard Chris once threw his baby cousin down several flights of stairs just to appreciate the ragdoll physics.
little ewemar oneill
The pig physics
The physics of the source engine!
*says in compressed fat guy voice: Are you making fun of his cousin physics?
That's awesome. What an artist.
Tomar’s quest to conquer all of Jerusalem in completed form?? I’ll believe it when I see it.
Did you watch it???
@@tylersummers5758 I’m saving it for my daily 3AM Oneyplays lullaby
@@JustLotaddo Oh boy! 3AM!
Plot twist. He's doing it to free palestine
@@jaggidfire Oh I see. So he can convert Anakin to the dark side.
1:01:07 The way Chris waited for Tomar to revive so they could finish off the boss together...bro, that's true love right there.
I love how they mess with Tomar so much, but he’s just such a good sport about it, he never gets offended, he always finds it just as funny as they do.
All jokes about Tomar being a horrific monster aside, I feel like he’s probably one of the kindest people you could know in real life.
I love Tomar, even more than the mind control chip he put inside my brain
Yeah it's too bad you don't know this man
Except in traffic
That dwarf really does look like Tomar, even the height
Underrated series
Underrated comment
@Devlin Rourke underrated name
@@pit6794 Underrated reply
Seriously! This is my donkey Kong if I have to be so frank.
@@MetalMercutio Underrated underwear
Tomar’s explanation of the Japanese flag being “I spilled their blood on their white cease fire flag” doesn’t quite match up with Wikipedia but I feel inclined to believe him...
Lyle deserved more attention for the “Sadiators instead of Gladiators” joke.
His delivery makes a lot of his jokes susceptible to slipping under our and Chris's awareness if we're not paying attention
I think Chris even talked about how people were saying he never laughed at Lyle's jokes
I remember a year ago everyone was hating on Lyle. He’s pretty witty I’ve always liked him
Lyles quips are always so unappreciated 😢
Dye his beard
And mustache
Booming voice like thunder crash
TOMAR!
With wit so sharp
Like a knife
Took Jaxxy as his wedded wife
TOMAR!
Arm is large
Like a tree
From Tomar-topia I summon thee
TOMAR!
That's the spell used to summon Joshua Tomar as a Heroic Spirit
Do not say this crouched in your wardrobe surrounded by candles please please PLEASE don't do it. If you summon him he won't be able to find his way back to Jaxxy.
29:28 Lyle kills the shit out of Tomar and nobody noticed😂
XD
That’s hilarious, no wonder Tomar is so full of hatred for humanity
totally forgot that chris’s body was occupied by lyle’s soul and that the real chris has been desperately trying to reclaim his channel for the last 4+ years
As a ding dong and Julien fan, this was the series were I really turned a corner on lyle and started getting his sense of humor.
I can't figure out exactly what happened, but I like him now too. I think it's bc he does have some good one-liners
I got into this channel because I’m a fan of Lyle and his weekly series ended, so I needed more content with him.
It was really kind of him to let Tomar ride on his shoulders to make him feel tall in Golden Axe 2.
I started loving Lyle when I discovered he made Sanity Not Included. I was super into Machinima as a kid.
I like Ding Dong & Julian too, but there's no denying Lyle, Zach, & Tomar make for a better channel. Not to mention Corey, Dave, & Mick. Though I really would like to see Ding Dong back more often, and more shuffling of the costars.
Awe man, haven’t watched Oney in forever... SEE this beautiful video and instant happiness~
I remember playing this at my church’s youth centre on an old ass PC... Good times.
"You got em with the flaming crosses just like the uhh-" *jump cut to next scene* Lyle owes the editor his life
man, if the boys enjoyed this so much, I'd absolutely love a playthrough of Gauntlet: Dark Legacy
23:34 "oohh I love their screams!", Tomar squeed with joy, wringing his toes together as he continued to open fire on the terrified mosque attendees, focusing the second half of his rifle's magazine on the survivors of the first torrent.
I JUST FUCKING REALIZED the screams in the Stranger Danger game in Leo and Satan: Battery Catastrophy were probably a reference to and modelled on the Golden Axe screams. They have the exact same compression rate.
Chris and The Crusade against Cyber Mongolians, sounds like great DLC for The Adventure of Chris.
I started hearing 'Safe & Sound' in my head when they proposed the casting call at the end was a flash back to happier times before Dwarfy died, and now I'm sad...
Anyone else just fucking lose it when Tomar gets Insta kicked off the mountain at 50:14
Man, Lyle sure has some strong opinions on Donnie Darko. I sure do wish there was some way to hear him talk about it at length, preferably while absolutely baked out of his skull.
The one series where all the funni screams are the real game's sound effects
Tomar I am he, tomar every bald man be.... sorry that's in my hear for some reason 😂
complete series’s are the best background noise when i’m playing stardew lmao
I do the same for my pokemon sessions
I do the same but with pretty much any game
@@thriftage4784 have u gotten any shinies yet :D?
@@CloudBlitzer right and when the funny parts come up it makes it like 100x better
@@4sh0ly not yet :/
This is one of biggest loves of my childhood. It was this and some ninja game similar to this. It was only one player iirc, but was a side-scroller with other weapons you could pick up.
Golden Axe represents everything that is good and true about the Fantasy genre. Now more than ever, we need a new Golden Axe sequel. Preferably one where they bring back Dora, or insert some new monster waifu.
Oh! I got it! An Arabian/Indian lamia waifu who fights with her dual scimitars and her tail! Her magic attacks could relate to poison and acid effects. *Starts writing it all down.*
Shmitmar*
It is 22:18. You are a little green halfling.
In the distance, a centaur, an anime character, and a dwarf riding a barbarian riding a fire-breathing praying mantis have just beat the hell out of the local warlord.
They now turn their attention toward you.
You have nowhere to run and the food in your sack weighs down on you heavily.
You awaken hours later - bruised, bloody, and your food is missing. A golden arrow with the word "Go" flashes to your right.
47:46 so no one noticed while chris was talking about his new kid, tomar was beating lyle senseless in the back right of the room...
The dwarf it's always the best character,same goes with Dragon's Crown.
These guys are the greatest let’s players EVER
Joshua "I love their screams" Tomar 23:36
9:27 "you got em with those flaming crosses, like the uh-"
"help he's following me in 3d help."-Chris
my sides weren't prepared for that.
The last time I played Tomar in 1v1 Golden Axe, he got so mad at me for (almost) winning that he broke his controller, and then he broke _me._
The death scream from 35:56 that the boys find humorous is actually directly ripped from the movie First Blood. Its the scene where David Caruso gets stabbed in the butthole by Rambo during the Forest Hunt scene.
My first game I beat as a kid. Ugh love this game.
The “cellar door” thing comes from Tolkien. If you pronounce it with a British accent it sounds like Selador, which he said would be a lovely name for like an elf character. He was making a point about phonetics and naming fantasy characters. I don’t know what movie you guys are referring to, but if you say “Cellar Door” with a hard R on Cellar, it removes the entire point of what Tolkien was trying to say, and it no longer works.
What was the point about phonetics he was trying to make
@@nocanseegreen3845 that "Selador" sounds cool
This game is awesome, I can't believe I forgot about this.
36:37 And Trix probably comes from the Ancient Greek θρίξ (thríks), which literally means hair.
This series would’ve been great if Tomar wasn’t spewing his homophobic and racially charged agenda :/
Tsk tsk tsk, Tomey never learns
The anti Semitic rant was really confusing as I thought tomar was Jewish.
Being a horse is a choice
Racist sexist kkk Joshua Tomar go away
50:15 easily one of the most funniest parts of the vid. it fucking killed me with laughter 😂😭
God I love these old Sega Genesis games
Those skeletons were very well animated
They conveniently skipped the part where Chris lost the duel.
This game was so good when I was little
Lyle's so good at this game, he's really kicking Chris' ass!
God I love golden axe. It's probably my favorite Sega series of all time. favorite character to play would have to be gillius thunderhead, to those of you who don't know he's the dwarf.
49:20 I don't know if it was intentional or not, but when Chris played Goah, he made him sound like Lou Ferrigno.
I remember playing a lot of the Golden Axe games on Sega Genesis collection on the PSP.
Look Tomar, it's you.
I like how the treant enemies have swords. Imagine the whomping willow carrying a tiny little shiv.
horse woman is hot i mean centaur. Also they should try that D&D arcade game beat em up.
I left the video and came back to "tomar let me ride you"
Epic bro's playin an epic game🪓✨
1:25
_"I'm never careful..."_
*[Runs headfirst into a dude]*
This is my favorite sega game and I’ve never beat it
Dear Mr. Chris. Please play Friday Night Funkin'. Hellbenders are in it. -Santa
I love these guys
Tomar is the spitting image of a dwarf
i love when tomar does the tomar voice
Surprised none of them brought up their experience with Tomar’s sentient Golden Axe, and the bodily harm it did to them hrm
These games are so Castle Crashers. The team at Behemoth was definitely inspired by this.
35:32 - fun fact about that, roman gladiators rarely ever killed one another, simply for the fact that they were basically owned as slaves, and so their masters would lose value because of that gladiator if they were ever killed in battle
In memory of Alex the Lion
pretty sure "Cellar Door" thing is reference to Tokein, he thought Cellar Door was the most interesting word or someshit...
correctamundo
They actually completed the Game
If they ever make a new golden axe game I want Zach to play as the dwarf
So how about oney pays? ive been thinking chris should send 1000$ to all 880k of us for the lack of zach. But hey that's just me.
give us zack attack or give us a rack
OneyStimmies
The box art description states that the dwarf does wield the golden axe! Also 12:19
37:05 Huh, I wonder why they had a cut there?
I'm so glad I decided to re-watch this lol
YOU GUYS SHOULD PLAY BONANZA BROS. IT IS A 2 PLAYER GAME WHERE YOU ROB PLACES AND THERE IS FRIENDLY FIRE. THEY ALL HAVE BIG NOSES SO IT WOULD BE FITTING FOR ZACH HADEL (PSYCHICPEBBLES).
STOP SHOUTING I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
@@teal_m_101 S;E
It's that, and vector man I would love to see them play
@Heavy Metal Collector yeah but the three dirty dwarves only works with tomar, chris, and zach because they are the three dirty little dwarves
I like how you put psychicpebbles in parentheses, as if to imply that they don't know who Zach is
Look Tomar! Its you!!!
Can't wait for them to play Dragon's Crown.
I wish Lyle would make more Spoilers Ahead.
That fucking scream sound effect is killing me
This seems better than modern game grumps
This was great
lyle is such a badass
les go boddy:)
Not to be the UMMM ACTUALLY guy, but I guess I am. The Cellar Door thing was actually Tolkien's favorite word. That's what the teacher was referencing I believe. Doesn't make Donnie Darko less pretentious though. Why am I commenting this? Nobody cares lmao.
Hrm wait a minute. Hrm wait a minute. Guys. Original observation. This is just like... dare I say... Castle Crashers?
hey look tomar its you
I love Tyris Flare so much
This video is pretty sweet and all, but after we going to ignore the fact that Tomar grew up in an arcade?
Why does the dwarf remind me of Sonic For Hire
the skip 0/10 thing shows up at 42:10 and Chris doesn't notice it for 20 minutes
41:03 real Giant Skull worship hours
This game reminds me of Gauntlet
I didn't know this was a full series, I thought it was one episode
golden axe predicted covid-19
guys i think zach voiced every single enemy dying
Oh cool
Castle Crashers draws a lot of similarities to this game
when will they play streets of rage :(
I’d totally go to war for Big Daddy Tomar.
Tomar died so they could live
I wish upon the threee stars
that ding dong comes back,
that julian comes back,
and the last ones for a little pizza cause im a wittle hungwy.
albinoblacksheep was the best
chrissss!!!! Hello