When her parents aren't home - Malphite:

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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025

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  • @RossBoomsocks
    @RossBoomsocks 5 лет назад +8211

    HELLO EVERYONE - Thanks to everyone who subbed, there'll be a Kai'Sa giveaway happening soon (probably after i'm done with the workload of playing Pantheon for almost 6 hours a day) but it'll be posted here, unreal that over 3,000 of you care enough to follow a second channel just dedicated to terrible memes, highlights, opinions on stuff and general stuff that doesn't fit on the main channel - love you all

    • @pure7438
      @pure7438 5 лет назад +9

      Eh I've seen worse memes this one at least made me chuckle

    • @princeaz4138
      @princeaz4138 5 лет назад +3

    • @nolanboehme7743
      @nolanboehme7743 5 лет назад +1

      XD

    • @pequals34
      @pequals34 5 лет назад +3

      If this channel is basically the LoL equivalent to Kmac I'll be a happy man

    • @featherblade7388
      @featherblade7388 5 лет назад +1

      I’m happy that you shared this

  • @emilyod50
    @emilyod50 5 лет назад +12951

    No one in champ select :
    Malphite : Hard as a rock

  • @Menfiz
    @Menfiz 4 года назад +4505

    Malph Team: haha very funny lmao
    Also Malph Team: *Reported* *for* *inting*

    • @dimyell
      @dimyell 4 года назад +18

      Custom :P

    • @nonamesoyouwontsearchitupi372
      @nonamesoyouwontsearchitupi372 4 года назад +11

      what does int mean

    • @yikkizh_2694
      @yikkizh_2694 4 года назад +53

      @@nonamesoyouwontsearchitupi372 cant tell if its an r/woooosh, but it means intentionally feeding

    • @seb99342
      @seb99342 4 года назад +46

      The only Question is: How Malphite managed to reach to blue base

    • @goldenarchers2938
      @goldenarchers2938 4 года назад +9

      @@nonamesoyouwontsearchitupi372 int means intentional feeding

  • @vifoxi
    @vifoxi 5 лет назад +8808

    they should make this permanent

    • @CallieKou
      @CallieKou 5 лет назад +236

      cho_hitori only into the enemy fountain but yes

    • @darkflameshyvana2424
      @darkflameshyvana2424 5 лет назад +29

      Agreed

    • @jamespolland958
      @jamespolland958 5 лет назад +378

      I want a rotating game mode where all skillshots have no max range

    • @selkozlincurve
      @selkozlincurve 5 лет назад +106

      Imagine the nightmare of Fiddlesticks

    • @davidjaxx9813
      @davidjaxx9813 5 лет назад +30

      @@selkozlincurve Fiddlesticks and skillshots xD. Only his R could work.

  • @boxoftrash1421
    @boxoftrash1421 5 лет назад +5110

    00:07
    When is winter and u start your car

  • @michaelnt4259
    @michaelnt4259 5 лет назад +26910

    Sometimes League community isn't so bad

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +8273

    Cassiopeia: Wait, you were looking at me, how come my ultimate didn't turn you to stone?
    Malphite: By looking at you, I was already rock hard, baby

    • @ender2256
      @ender2256 4 года назад +122

      you’re a year late, brother.

    • @dimyell
      @dimyell 4 года назад +47

      @@ender2256 this video is more than Ross community now, it's mainstream.

    • @ErykBeyk
      @ErykBeyk 4 года назад +7

      Boi

    • @PristinelyClean
      @PristinelyClean 4 года назад +19

      This is the 6th comment I have found of yours today and all of the videos were completely different!

    • @kylegersava9506
      @kylegersava9506 4 года назад +2

      You're late bro also
      Here too...

  • @slothotron5602
    @slothotron5602 5 лет назад +43686

    Look mom I'm famous

    • @randomguy7114
      @randomguy7114 5 лет назад +3902

      The Man, The Legend himself...
      BTW just wanted to ask how does that even work? Some kind of bug I assume?

    • @slothotron5602
      @slothotron5602 5 лет назад +7164

      @@randomguy7114 they were experimenting with changes to make it so you could target somewhere and he would walk in range and then ult.
      ...but they forgot to make him walk and he just had a global ult

    • @amarenavaniglia6404
      @amarenavaniglia6404 5 лет назад +877

      you made my day

    • @dovahsheepgaming
      @dovahsheepgaming 5 лет назад +245

      Wonderful

    • @ramzimasannat1170
      @ramzimasannat1170 5 лет назад +156

      You are him :)

  • @theboiwho8pasta
    @theboiwho8pasta 4 года назад +662

    Atleast he *SMASHED* before dying.

    • @thaa1552
      @thaa1552 4 года назад +6

      actually no cuz there was no knockup

    • @roachawker7741
      @roachawker7741 4 года назад

      Both cake

    • @peperoniezflakers719
      @peperoniezflakers719 3 года назад +4

      So its *POUNDED*

    • @theboiwho8pasta
      @theboiwho8pasta 3 года назад

      @@tylerblevins8664 There's something we call a Passive condom for malphite

    • @charozard9828
      @charozard9828 3 года назад +1

      he *SMASHED* and he got caught by the parents

  • @alpakotori
    @alpakotori 5 лет назад +4162

    i'm happy i was blessed enough to be on the stream for this

    • @narachi_
      @narachi_ 5 лет назад +18

      You ate lucky

    • @theboneman7493
      @theboneman7493 5 лет назад +32

      @@narachi_ How could you, you monster!

    • @narachi_
      @narachi_ 5 лет назад +13

      @@theboneman7493 what, what I done

    • @kevisbanned9181
      @kevisbanned9181 5 лет назад +18

      @@narachi_ you ate lucky you bastard

    • @narachi_
      @narachi_ 5 лет назад +6

      @@kevisbanned9181 yes were is the problem in that

  • @spad4
    @spad4 5 лет назад +420

    when you think you finished the argument but you hear the other person mutter something

    • @leeminhoe8037
      @leeminhoe8037 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/eD5z5Zkcc0s/видео.html ,

  • @farrelinorendy
    @farrelinorendy 4 года назад +916

    "LoL community is so toxic, im scared"
    Also LoL community:

    • @seb99342
      @seb99342 4 года назад +24

      Bans Malphite for troll

    • @akranyum5846
      @akranyum5846 4 года назад +52

      That's 10 players out of millions, being friendly because they're in a match with a youtube personality they admire and look up to. Once that is gone , they will go back to running down mid, going 0/14 ,under the regular justification of "ItS jUsT a nOrMaL" (so its okay to ruin the fun of at least 4 other people) because the jungler took 1 cannon minion (that was going to die anyways) while the mid laner was in base. The community still is , and always will be, shit from bronze all the way up to Masters.

    • @akranyum5846
      @akranyum5846 4 года назад +10

      @@Ordy654 if you wanna go there , no community will ever be as toxic as the CS community. The thing is , there's more room to solo carry in either CS or Dota. In league you cant. The game isn't balanced enough to allow you to solo carry. The most op class will always be Tanks (has been for the last 5 seasons) and the second most op class will always be assassins ( cuz they one shot everyone that is not a tank).

    • @plain_name8185
      @plain_name8185 4 года назад

      *Lol*

    • @myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571
      @myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571 4 года назад +5

      you know what's toxic?
      your mom
      's cookies, because they taste awful
      im sorry to say

  • @blackbloodyrose4292
    @blackbloodyrose4292 5 лет назад +2041

    I've already rewatched this 20 times and it's only been up for a few minutes
    I flippin love this xD

  • @3men219
    @3men219 5 лет назад +1834

    Honestly i can relate to malphite in this case

    • @Torannn
      @Torannn 5 лет назад +20

      Yoan Ramos
      99% of people Can’t relate

    • @3men219
      @3men219 5 лет назад +4

      @@Torannn judging the likes this got, at least 120 can, so make that 97% :)

    • @Lou-C
      @Lou-C 5 лет назад +31

      r/ihavesex

    • @scene6289
      @scene6289 5 лет назад +12

      r/imnotavirgindontjudgeme

    • @superCattaz
      @superCattaz 5 лет назад +6

      you not ain't even got no gf homie

  • @DaVideoGameBeastr
    @DaVideoGameBeastr 5 лет назад +8626

    So Jinx was the babe he was coming after?

  • @carintus908
    @carintus908 5 лет назад +2286

    Your laughter makes 70% of the vids comedic value to be honest. At least in my opinion. Its like a try not to laugh kinda thing.

  • @behlulkilic7960
    @behlulkilic7960 4 года назад +729

    Im actualy impressed how he took 50% HP from Jinx with E and one Auto.

    • @Salchipapote
      @Salchipapote 4 года назад +5

      you dumb

    • @polarzxo1530
      @polarzxo1530 4 года назад +40

      @@Salchipapote ? i mean with how fast hes moving unless its a bug he probably didnt build damage so hes right

    • @polarzxo1530
      @polarzxo1530 4 года назад +1

      @Alec Cotler aww thats dissapointing, thanks tho i had no idea

    • @reallyyfunny0o048
      @reallyyfunny0o048 4 года назад +1

      @Alec Cotler that E and W from malp is scary😂 imagine if he used Q

    • @DeletedTroll
      @DeletedTroll 3 года назад

      @@reallyyfunny0o048 Well I can't tell if you're joking or not, so just in case you aren't, Q is the skill that does less damage with tank Malphite, unless you are building AP, but by the damage he did to Jinx I'd doubt. I could be wrong tho.

  • @AthynaNocturnia
    @AthynaNocturnia 5 лет назад +249

    This is the quality content RUclips should keep recommending

    • @JordanRA
      @JordanRA 5 лет назад +1

      Couldn't possibly agree more. This is top tier

    • @finnhtzr
      @finnhtzr 4 года назад

      It did🤤

  • @vinyldimer
    @vinyldimer 5 лет назад +17027

    So how disappointed was Malphite that he didn't knock her up?
    Ok I'll leave, that joke wasn't rock solid.

    • @demsterclippy4252
      @demsterclippy4252 5 лет назад +521

      Caught between a rock, and a hard place OwO

    • @Yuenyangsei
      @Yuenyangsei 5 лет назад +504

      Thinking about it, Malphite is already rock solid to any girls but he get rockin' harder once he sees Cassiopeia. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @AngelStars101
      @AngelStars101 5 лет назад +83

      I hate u and I love u

    • @skyfye7322
      @skyfye7322 5 лет назад +25

      Santos Ahumada you got me in the first half

    • @JohnPaul_kun
      @JohnPaul_kun 5 лет назад +18

      execute order 66

  • @kiwix_983
    @kiwix_983 5 лет назад +112

    2019 was such a simple time in human history

    • @magdalenaristanovic7067
      @magdalenaristanovic7067 4 года назад +8

      @PUNMPKIN Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

    • @jems3732
      @jems3732 4 года назад +1

      Magdalena Ristanović
      wait fr?

    • @chractherlastname647
      @chractherlastname647 4 года назад

      @@magdalenaristanovic7067 damn i thought in africa a minute took 75 seconds

    • @kyana447
      @kyana447 4 года назад

      @@magdalenaristanovic7067 together we can stop this

    • @seb99342
      @seb99342 4 года назад +1

      2019 #TheReturnOfMinecraft

  • @zacharymachado7394
    @zacharymachado7394 4 года назад +38

    No idea why this was in my reccomended 11 months later but this is litterally the most genius thing ever and I am SO GLAD it popped up again

    • @seantan8164
      @seantan8164 11 месяцев назад +1

      its ok its in my recommended 5 years later LMAO

    • @zacharymachado7394
      @zacharymachado7394 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@seantan8164 still worth it in the end 😂

    • @seantan8164
      @seantan8164 11 месяцев назад

      @@zacharymachado7394 FACTS

  • @x-lord0000
    @x-lord0000 5 лет назад +83

    How many time have u guys rewatched this lol

  • @n.j.d.f2226
    @n.j.d.f2226 4 года назад +117

    FUN FACT: YOU WATCHED THIS MORE THAN ONE TIME.

  • @ctn219
    @ctn219 3 года назад +7

    me after spotting a random bee in my room:

  • @DeSeak21
    @DeSeak21 5 лет назад +146

    HOW HE TRASPASSED THE TOWER IN 0:10 LMAO

    • @Chicken.Teriyaki
      @Chicken.Teriyaki 5 лет назад +12

      Deseak he ulted it is a global bug watch vandril video about this bug

  • @fiberwaffle9364
    @fiberwaffle9364 Год назад +2

    That is the most wholesome league chat ever.

  • @shacharshilon5406
    @shacharshilon5406 3 года назад +14

    I love how puke says:
    "I rate it"
    and then Garen says:
    "10/10"

  • @jamesrichardson4513
    @jamesrichardson4513 5 лет назад +591

    You know what malphites reaction is? He gets “rock solid” 😉

  • @iquitthischannel5534
    @iquitthischannel5534 5 лет назад +61

    i added this to “things that give me cocaine” playlist and “things that motivate me” playlist

  • @celle183
    @celle183 3 года назад +5

    So fast he went straight through the nexus.

  • @Luchsz
    @Luchsz 5 лет назад +17

    Malphite:
    *R O C K S O L I D*

  • @sebastianost7028
    @sebastianost7028 5 лет назад +53

    Casually shining my shoes before school... 0:14

  • @berkaykartopu
    @berkaykartopu 5 лет назад +35

    i’ve heard the song “Running in the 90’s” even my phone was muted.

  • @jits-dn7bm
    @jits-dn7bm 3 года назад +6

    As an Malphite main, im glad to have him in the group

  • @ZachJ367
    @ZachJ367 5 лет назад +10

    This is the content I subbed for

  • @miguelicuspit8006
    @miguelicuspit8006 5 лет назад +71

    I love how men's voices become little when they reach their laughing peak

    • @e_jiuu
      @e_jiuu 4 года назад +2

      It’s beautiful 😂

  • @cedriclankes3115
    @cedriclankes3115 4 года назад +3

    Nice so one year later my youtube recommendations sends me back in time to watch this once more and I love it

  • @SimplyDuker
    @SimplyDuker 3 года назад +7

    So are we not gonna appreciate the fact that Mal still managed to nae nae half of Jinx's HP before he died?

  • @fdy7845
    @fdy7845 3 года назад +6

    his laugh makes it even funnier lmao

  • @pocketinfinity6733
    @pocketinfinity6733 3 года назад +1

    mans was on a mission

  • @worgywow
    @worgywow 5 лет назад +4

    I used to have only one favourite league channel, and then this video changed it all, definitely sticking around for these videos too now

  • @TwoLonelyPenguins
    @TwoLonelyPenguins 5 лет назад +1

    This video will never be forgotten

  • @judgementholespartero1589
    @judgementholespartero1589 3 года назад +4

    *"And that's how CHIP was born"*

  • @izu8575
    @izu8575 5 лет назад +2

    I’m happy that this will stay on RUclips forever

  • @hiddlestonerherbivore
    @hiddlestonerherbivore 3 года назад +3

    The spawnpoint is Jinx's parents. Busted Malph

  • @zacharymachado7394
    @zacharymachado7394 Год назад

    this is the 3rd time ive seen this randomly appear on my home page for no reason.....still love it. one of the best bugs ever

  • @badluck4life741
    @badluck4life741 3 года назад +3

    I thank thy RUclips algorithm for reminding me of this golden moment

  • @jhinthevirtuoso8605
    @jhinthevirtuoso8605 3 года назад +3

    This is the kind of content i want in my recommend

  • @xavilpz9032
    @xavilpz9032 5 лет назад +104

    Now that's a BRUH MOMENT

  • @2xbarret367
    @2xbarret367 3 года назад +2

    The laugh just makes it better

  • @heraldbriangigante1218
    @heraldbriangigante1218 4 года назад +5

    0:07 When you disturb the chickens in your farm with only a little to non-existing noise.

    • @seb99342
      @seb99342 4 года назад +2

      Nobody.
      Literally nobody.
      10 year old kid in Fortnite after finishing 2nd: 0:07

  • @vanessaariascherzo518
    @vanessaariascherzo518 3 года назад +1

    IT'S BEEN A YEAR WHY IS THIS STILL IN MY FEED
    (not that im complaining i still find it funny for some reason)

  • @Sub-Atomic
    @Sub-Atomic 5 лет назад +9

    I love it, so goddamn much, your laugh makes me extremely happy.

  • @sadaderlangga17
    @sadaderlangga17 4 года назад

    He's a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will!

  • @abcthedream2725
    @abcthedream2725 5 лет назад +8

    Here parents were home after all...😂

  • @Ultimus_fighter
    @Ultimus_fighter Год назад +2

    I just wanna point this out. I watched this video before learning about league and now I’m level 300

  • @franticskunk2461
    @franticskunk2461 5 лет назад +70

    I replayed this a good 10 times, I'm dying xD

  • @smccoli3141
    @smccoli3141 8 месяцев назад

    Ross, just dropping in to say I know the views on new vids aren't quite like they used to be, but this video left a permanent mark on me and I still quote it to this day

  • @habboFreak58
    @habboFreak58 3 года назад +3

    He literally smashed Jinx when he arrived lol

  • @BlueyPh3
    @BlueyPh3 3 года назад +1

    He was rock solid

  • @kayn-xm5jw
    @kayn-xm5jw 4 года назад +7

    When youre losing the game and nobody wants to surrender

  • @noblesse5758
    @noblesse5758 3 года назад

    I literally felt a sudden need of watching this

  • @c0nsonant169
    @c0nsonant169 5 лет назад +5

    This is the best one ive seen. Thanks youtube algorithm

  • @LocTran-sc7mm
    @LocTran-sc7mm Год назад

    3 years and this shit is still so good 💀💀💀

  • @stefbusuroi
    @stefbusuroi 5 лет назад +7

    I laughed more than I should have lmao

  • @xXFuzzeeXx
    @xXFuzzeeXx 3 года назад +1

    I do love how the enemy players tried to turn and chase at first like
    *"WAIT WHAT THE FU--"*

  • @ugandanknuckles4223
    @ugandanknuckles4223 4 года назад +19

    I wanna see malphite's build so i can carry this masterpiece to my region.
    Edit: A wise man replied to my comment that this was not a build but a bug.

    • @bluefiremarkii
      @bluefiremarkii 4 года назад +1

      Its a malphite ult bug the build doesn't matter sorry..

    • @ugandanknuckles4223
      @ugandanknuckles4223 4 года назад

      @@bluefiremarkii :( Ok i'll edit the comment thx for the reply.

    • @Sgtnolisten
      @Sgtnolisten 4 года назад

      @@bluefiremarkii how does one perform this bug? I am a legit Rito employee and need this info for nerfing reasons

    • @bluefiremarkii
      @bluefiremarkii 4 года назад

      @@Sgtnolisten it was only on pbe a long time ago, its been fixed by now

  • @sgmsnom6217
    @sgmsnom6217 4 года назад +1

    The best thing I have ever watched

  • @jdd1318
    @jdd1318 4 года назад +6

    Stop im only 15!!!
    Malphite:

  • @thesaviorofsouls5210
    @thesaviorofsouls5210 4 года назад +1

    The way he just bursts out of the shadows

  • @quansama6898
    @quansama6898 4 года назад +4

    He should have ulted and said "malphite: *smash*" after he ulted and died in the fountain. Huge missed opportunity FeelsBadMan

  • @borisedgartribenouyuni3506
    @borisedgartribenouyuni3506 4 года назад

    2021 and still it's a rock solid LOL momment

  • @Step_96
    @Step_96 5 лет назад +3

    His laugh make it even fun

  • @VashtheDwarf
    @VashtheDwarf 4 года назад +1

    ahh, the video that introduced me to Ross is in my recommendation again... best subscription of my life!!!

  • @rabidadder3635
    @rabidadder3635 5 лет назад +6

    Honestly didn’t know about the second channel but the moment I watched this I subbed

  • @SuperDragoncrafter
    @SuperDragoncrafter 3 года назад

    I've looked at this for 5 hours now
    It's beautiful

  • @gul160
    @gul160 5 лет назад +31

    Well i guess you can say his babe (jinx) rocked his world! Hahahaha
    ... Okay ill get out

  • @brucehyx5959
    @brucehyx5959 5 лет назад +1

    Malphite just ran through the nexus

  • @jiabaoliu9585
    @jiabaoliu9585 5 лет назад +90

    Mom: the dinner is already
    Me: 0:09

    • @hans8087
      @hans8087 5 лет назад +4

      But then you realize you have to set the table *rewind*

  • @hazah3
    @hazah3 3 года назад

    The fact that is jinx was waiting for him
    lmao 😂 🤣

  • @johnypapa8231
    @johnypapa8231 4 года назад +4

    when i was born
    my father:

  • @celeguara4368
    @celeguara4368 4 года назад +1

    So happy this was in my recommended today ❤️

  • @businesspenguin6328
    @businesspenguin6328 5 лет назад +3

    I shall sit here and contemplate all my life's decisions leading up to this moment

  • @TwintailsEnjoyer
    @TwintailsEnjoyer 4 года назад

    Got this recommended to me 2 years later, thanks youtube algorithm

  • @fieryclover181
    @fieryclover181 4 года назад +4

    Her dad was an Hecarim, he couldn't get there fast enough

  • @adamminecraft6242
    @adamminecraft6242 4 года назад

    Ross laugh make it 10x better

  • @leumasme
    @leumasme 5 лет назад +3

    Malphite was rock hard there.

  • @ΝικόλαςΑναγνωστόπουλος-δ6ξ

    Legendary clip.

  • @koryjhon303
    @koryjhon303 5 лет назад +11

    Sometimes we just so happen to serious...
    Sometimes this:

  • @biggyboris5540
    @biggyboris5540 3 года назад

    the fact that he claps jinx at the end makes it so much better

  • @Expl0iyz
    @Expl0iyz 5 лет назад +33

    This is how I planned to storm area 51

  • @itsafruit2989
    @itsafruit2989 3 года назад

    Over the past two years
    RUclips recommended me this many times
    Well i ain't complaining

  • @XvAstarisk
    @XvAstarisk 5 лет назад +7

    *_N e v e r G e t s O l d_*

  • @alastarzenon202
    @alastarzenon202 3 года назад +1

    Malphite gone smashing tonight

  • @sneakypilot2080
    @sneakypilot2080 5 лет назад +21

    what was the build tho :)

    • @k4mpoeng
      @k4mpoeng 4 года назад +4

      when how many boots are too much.
      that's the secret
      xD

  • @antoneriksson7408
    @antoneriksson7408 4 года назад

    This is a masterpiece beyond words......

  • @Jake-cv7qj
    @Jake-cv7qj 3 года назад +4

    hey guys im new to league, can someone tell me how malph was able to run that fast?

    • @warlockstudios8545
      @warlockstudios8545 3 года назад

      Around the time this video came out, there was a bug with Malphite, where his ult had global range. It didn’t do a lot, if any damage (unlike how it was normally). One reason as to why he’s going so fast is because Malphite’s ult has a quick animation, so it appears it was trying to end as quickly as possible.

  • @theonlybananagod3115
    @theonlybananagod3115 Год назад

    After 4 years, this is still funny as hell

  • @grimwar715
    @grimwar715 5 лет назад +45

    No one: ....
    Ross as Malphite: I'm gonna... Rock this girls world xD

  • @mylifeisfunny8911
    @mylifeisfunny8911 4 года назад

    That malphite is a man of culture