The Potion Seller ASMR

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

Комментарии • 323

  • @kojfsh
    @kojfsh 3 года назад +574

    "You've had your say, Potion Seller but I'll have mine. You're a rascal, you're a rascal with no respect for knights. No respect for anything...except your potions!"

    • @mrsprucenoose3181
      @mrsprucenoose3181 3 года назад +65

      "Why respect knights... When my potions can do *anything* that you can?"

    • @louisebumpus7071
      @louisebumpus7071 3 года назад +2

      I'm looking for a potion to stop my potion. yeah.. about that... Anyway! 😂😂❤️

    • @Nishii55
      @Nishii55 3 года назад +5

      The potions are too strong

    • @Masonio
      @Masonio 2 года назад +2

      I feel like this is a reference to something but I don't know what.

    • @kojfsh
      @kojfsh 2 года назад +3

      @@Masonio it’s a reference to the very popular potion seller video by a guy named Justin K lol

  • @tharjaanon5861
    @tharjaanon5861 3 года назад +605

    Potion Seller, I need some of your strongest tingles.

    • @VeritaemVanitas
      @VeritaemVanitas 3 года назад +104

      My tingles are to strong for you traveller

    • @clickkkk100
      @clickkkk100 3 года назад +7

      Best comment lmao

    • @SpudsMcGeeTV
      @SpudsMcGeeTV 3 года назад +73

      You don't know what you ask traveller, my tingles could soothe a DRAGON let alone a MAN. YOU NEED A SELLER, THAT SELLS WEAKER TINGLES. BECAUSE MY TINGLES, ARE TOO STRONG!

    • @АлексКорж-у1н
      @АлексКорж-у1н 3 года назад +48

      You can't handle my STRONGEST tingles. NO ONE CAN!

    • @Chadfill8348
      @Chadfill8348 2 года назад

      You're a rascal, you're a rascal with no respect for knights! No respect for anything...except your tingles

  • @Antare5
    @Antare5 3 года назад +40

    Love this characters chaotic energy.
    the love of mother in law being a placebo effect absolutely destroyed me I was not expecting a joke that good out of nowhere.

  • @odljevmozgova
    @odljevmozgova 3 года назад +51

    2:01 "nice to meet you I don't wanna touch hands" killed me right at the start Jen 🤣🤣🤣

  • @noelwhite6650
    @noelwhite6650 3 года назад +300

    "you could be a defective elf"
    No I'm just a defective human but thank you for thinking i could be an elf.

    • @alliciana6022
      @alliciana6022 3 года назад +11

      Wow another of my kind, I thought I was the only defective human

    • @defunct9021
      @defunct9021 3 года назад +18

      Took me a minute to realise that said "defective" and not "detective..."

  • @Mike-si8rx
    @Mike-si8rx 3 года назад +87

    Calling a human a "defective elf" is such an elf thing to do xD

  • @Con-D-Oriano
    @Con-D-Oriano 3 года назад +36

    I’m glad to see that everyone also thought of the potion seller video when they saw the title

  • @B.-T.
    @B.-T. 3 года назад +351

    Well bugger, everybody else beat me to all the good Potion Seller quotes.

    • @ocean.m5642
      @ocean.m5642 3 года назад +9

      Potion sela

    • @m8sonmiller
      @m8sonmiller 3 года назад +18

      Potion seller, I'm going to the comment section. I need your most original references.

  • @The_Totes_Adorbs
    @The_Totes_Adorbs 3 года назад +324

    Tingle, I need some of your strongest Potion Sellers.

    • @kingofallpie
      @kingofallpie 3 года назад +18

      "You can't handle my tingles. They're too strong for you"

    • @The_Totes_Adorbs
      @The_Totes_Adorbs 3 года назад

      @@kingofallpie :3

    • @sammim.7390
      @sammim.7390 3 года назад +1

      Tingle is the kind of guy to run a potion seller trafficking ring

  • @supr_
    @supr_ 3 года назад +43

    the perfect collab where
    Justin Kuritzkes comes in asking about your strongest potions bc hes going into battle soon

  • @goodvibes4891
    @goodvibes4891 3 года назад +186

    when she started to offer me random stones, i realized, witch/potion shops are actually just the first iteration of Esty shops

    • @Slateproc
      @Slateproc 3 года назад +9

      Apothecaries were the medieval equivalent of "alternative medicine". Granted that's not saying much considering the practice of balancing humors was the accepted standard of the era

    • @bellamyisthegoat8820
      @bellamyisthegoat8820 3 года назад +5

      or craigslist lmao

  • @WackyTaki
    @WackyTaki 3 года назад +170

    I love when Jen makes these super sketchy characters that gives you tingles fun. I just feel like “ yes lull me into a false sense of security then rob me blind” , I’m at the mercy of a soothing voice. Makes me wonder if a robber gently whispered in my ear to give them my wallet would I?

    • @xFreSh999_
      @xFreSh999_ 3 года назад +1

      Well lemme lace up my black air forces and let's find out lmao

    • @WackyTaki
      @WackyTaki 3 года назад +4

      @@xFreSh999_ my wallet never has much in it so be prepared for disappointment

    • @heistenberg7471
      @heistenberg7471 3 года назад

      Honestly, I'd fight a robber for the sole reason that it would be a huge pain to replace all of my cards.

  • @HannahMBooher
    @HannahMBooher 3 года назад +114

    “Rounded ears” made me super self conscious about my ears 😂 instantly touched them to make sure they were round lololol

    • @Kingllama3rd
      @Kingllama3rd 3 года назад +3

      You can't use that word only we can use that word

    • @kurqnkov2299
      @kurqnkov2299 3 года назад +2

      @@Kingllama3rd which word? Rounded ears? Self conscious?

    • @ajamesrado
      @ajamesrado 3 года назад +1

      @@Kingllama3rd that is OUR WORD!

    • @Kingllama3rd
      @Kingllama3rd 3 года назад +1

      @@ajamesrado they took our word!

    • @Kingllama3rd
      @Kingllama3rd 3 года назад +3

      @@kurqnkov2299 for too long the elfs have used it with hate

  • @JainaSoloB312
    @JainaSoloB312 3 года назад +50

    Saving this for bedtime but I just wanna say you're the best ASMRtist on RUclips, your acting and costumes and set design and props are all so consistently excellent and you're constantly innovating in this space and trying new creative things and I love that💜
    Thank you for helping me on many anxious nights

    • @frill4real
      @frill4real 3 года назад +3

      Then check out Goodnight Moon

    • @gameman3981
      @gameman3981 3 года назад

      @@frill4real What about Gibi ASMR, ASMR MOOD and Darya Lozhkina ASMR?

  • @fbnssfatboy
    @fbnssfatboy 3 года назад +7

    I love the energy of this video. Blossom seems like the chaotic friend that we all need. Love her so much

  • @leehunteruk
    @leehunteruk 3 года назад +23

    The fade to black got me, thought there was going to be no signature betrayal

  • @Kjj17
    @Kjj17 3 года назад +13

    I love this- "you're not interrupting anything".
    ...I would have definitely been standing there awkwardly holding my hands looking around until noticed and immediately apologized the moment she actually did.

  • @michaelwilberton1250
    @michaelwilberton1250 3 года назад +18

    Her: "Are you a witch?"
    Me: "Are you a cop?"

  • @josephlongbone4255
    @josephlongbone4255 3 года назад +22

    "In a perfect world, men like me would come up with original quotes, but this is not a perfect world..."

  • @ColeConte
    @ColeConte 3 года назад +4

    Your acting is always so fantastic, it draws me in completely- all the tingles and giggles i got from this video put me in a right proper mood! Thank you!

  • @jackie649
    @jackie649 3 года назад +103

    Interesting to think that elves etc. Would be as fascinated by our round ears as we are if their pointy ears

    • @FinalFirebrand
      @FinalFirebrand 3 года назад +5

      Normal to us.
      Weird to them.

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 3 года назад +1

      One time I looked up if cat girls have human ears as well as cat ears. And then I remembered they arent even really mythological let alone real, so there wasnt a very definitive answer lol

  • @FinalFirebrand
    @FinalFirebrand 3 года назад +73

    The place you went after the last Potion Seller insulted your honor.

  • @coffeebean4091
    @coffeebean4091 3 года назад +57

    VisualSounds: **uploads**
    Me: *don’t threaten me with a good time.*

    • @M3Y2e
      @M3Y2e 3 года назад +1

      WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN

    • @coffeebean4091
      @coffeebean4091 3 года назад +2

      @@M3Y2e
      THAT HER VIDEOS ARE GREAT

    • @benzayb13
      @benzayb13 3 года назад

      It's a PATD reference i think

  • @KrueMann1992
    @KrueMann1992 3 года назад +3

    The acting in this is top notch. My god! Great job

  • @sagittated
    @sagittated 3 года назад +16

    I love how you play up the stereotype of potion sellers that they're all kinda stoners. Especially the elven ones.

  • @Ellempeh
    @Ellempeh 3 года назад +2

    i love this so much! must be one of your best role plays yet!
    You're a legend :D

  • @HE13272326
    @HE13272326 3 года назад +15

    Jen's ASMR is too strong for you, Traveler. Not even the strongest Insomniacs can resist her triggers!

    • @gameman3981
      @gameman3981 3 года назад

      "YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!!! 😠" - Anakin "Ani" Skywalker/Starkiller (i added the "Starkiller" part because Luke Skywalker's surname was originally supposed to be Starkiller rather than "Skywalker").

  • @giorgiograffino3724
    @giorgiograffino3724 3 года назад +10

    Jen's "post-credit" scenes >>> MCU post-credit scenes

    • @gameman3981
      @gameman3981 3 года назад

      I'm sorry to say but i'll have to disagree, atleast in terms of the Infinity War and Eternals post-credits scenes (and the mid-credits scenes even if that's not what you mentioned).

  • @Runeinc
    @Runeinc 3 года назад +40

    Hello potion seller, I'm going into battle and I need only your strongest potions.

  • @DSprich
    @DSprich 3 года назад +17

    That split-second expression at 1:56 had me creasing myself! It totally had that look of, "Stop messing around NOW!" but just for the briefest moment! 🤣

  • @sjbonnar
    @sjbonnar 3 года назад +1

    Oh gods that lipstick colour is beautiful! And the acting was superb as always

  • @patriciajin6206
    @patriciajin6206 3 года назад

    This channel is ten years old and still deserves more love!

  • @breannaludeman
    @breannaludeman 3 года назад +8

    Came for the potion seller quotes in the comments, stayed for the asmr 💕

  • @devingilliam5601
    @devingilliam5601 3 года назад +3

    Loved this. You giving off very strong vibes that reminded me of Goodnight Moon's character Maybell and her menagerie. Was very entertaining and relaxing.

  • @IWIWAD21
    @IWIWAD21 3 года назад +30

    Plot twist: she is the bandits 😂
    Oh shit I didnt realize I was right 🤭🤭🤭

    • @sideswipe2615
      @sideswipe2615 3 года назад +1

      Oh yay! I’ve missed a good evil Jen RP.

  • @sammuelhodges9025
    @sammuelhodges9025 3 года назад +1

    I... love her. She's quirky, dorky, awkward. She's a peach! Love her aesthetic and vibe too.

  • @nardomctardo8061
    @nardomctardo8061 3 года назад +1

    I love your characters, especially the fantasy and sci fi ones. I always enjoy the little idiosyncrasies you put into them.

  • @coughingbabie
    @coughingbabie 3 года назад +15

    It’s my personal theory that the “Cupid’s blood” she makes you drink actually counter acts the sleep potion and makes you hyper aware and strong

    • @yuckhope2600
      @yuckhope2600 3 года назад

      irrelevant but your pfp

    • @marshmallowpuffin4669
      @marshmallowpuffin4669 3 года назад +1

      I'd like to think that since she has no clue what everything is, that she just mixed two random things thinking it's a sleeping potion so it could be anything.

  • @Kainlarsen
    @Kainlarsen 3 года назад +8

    The moment I saw the title, I knew it was going to be filled with quotes from that other video. :D

  • @richardedgemon758
    @richardedgemon758 3 года назад +3

    I was not expecting to laugh and enjoy that as much as I did. "Blossom" (as if that's their real name) has the perfect mix of the Undertaker and "I shouldn't have told you that" Hagrid. And that phoenix blood; scares the little ones away but gets the attention of a big one.

  • @B3nitoSoares
    @B3nitoSoares 3 года назад +4

    If she ever did this live i would melt everytime

  • @origamitingles
    @origamitingles 3 года назад +13

    You cannot handle my strongest potions, traveler!

  • @hughanderson8876
    @hughanderson8876 3 года назад +1

    Aw Blossom is amazing! Thank you for another fantastic video Jen!

  • @mxes5938
    @mxes5938 3 года назад +1

    this potion seller is way more cooperative than the last one

  • @llenb1303
    @llenb1303 3 года назад

    How can your videos be so good?!!!! It’s mind blowing! Absolutely loving them! Grateful ❤️

  • @rowanelder6956
    @rowanelder6956 3 года назад +30

    You guys ever meet that kooky elf lady down at the apothecary? I could listen to that crazy chemist for hours.

  • @rebeka145
    @rebeka145 3 года назад +6

    Your way of being dorky goofy is very cute!

  • @myne5689
    @myne5689 3 года назад +2

    I'm late to the comments but this is absolutely one of my favorite asmrs ever. I love your acting and your voice is so soothing, feels like I'm in the Harry Potter universe or something. "I don't want to shake your hand" I thought that was so funny lol. I'd love more fantasy themed roleplays, they're my favorite!

  • @wolfoffenris9951
    @wolfoffenris9951 3 года назад

    I love these chaotic characters you play, the deamon exorcism by that elve in the woods is still my favorite

  • @hamethyst
    @hamethyst 3 года назад

    This video is fantastic. You always do such an amazing job, thank you so much.

  • @themadkingpick5633
    @themadkingpick5633 3 года назад

    This has got to be my new favorite. The facial expressions after designed to keep humans ou…well that’s not working. Plus some really good tingles. Thank you for this one!

  • @therealwriter
    @therealwriter 3 года назад +1

    Your facial expressions are priceless! The Cupid/unicorn potion dilemma reminded me of the movie "The Court Jester" - "The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true."

    • @aarondevaldez9134
      @aarondevaldez9134 3 года назад +1

      Props for the reference. The Court Jester is a fantastic movie.

  • @IWIWAD21
    @IWIWAD21 3 года назад +2

    19:52 😂 she’s selling me we- I mean plants!!! 😂😂 Magical magical plants! 😂

  • @hisnameisrentoo
    @hisnameisrentoo 3 года назад +1

    Definitely getting strong Eda Clawthorne vibes. This is great! Thanks for the video!

  • @slimecore3920
    @slimecore3920 3 года назад

    I really think Jen's best characters are those are the real sketchy and dubious ones, like the Potion Seller and the Alien from the Chaotic Alien Spa ASMR video, because their imperfections make them more believable and oh so much more interesting.

  • @WolfShroom
    @WolfShroom 3 года назад +32

    I'm going into battle....
    I need your strongest....
    Zzzzzz....

  • @theovernight1915
    @theovernight1915 3 года назад +3

    Okay I've been watching for a minute and it's pretty clear I'm definitely gonna need to see another video from Blossom! 😂

  • @ARCHANGELREBORNX
    @ARCHANGELREBORNX 3 года назад

    OMG!! YOU LOOK SO PRETTY AS AN ELF! I mean I know its not the first time you have dressed up as one. Somehow this one just looks really good to me. I think its the eye shadow and lip stick colors. Anyway, great content as always. Greatly entertaining, greatly relaxing, struggled to finish it the first time, second time i fell asleep less than halfway in. On my defense the first time I was sitting in my desk watching from my desk top, and the second time in my bed on my phone. AWESOME work as always.

  • @uberdonut
    @uberdonut 3 года назад

    This has come at just the right time for me, been going through a particularly rough patch lately. Also, I love how animated you are in this video :D

  • @jordan95hd83
    @jordan95hd83 3 года назад +1

    The potion seller, who gave me tingles like crazy! 😌

  • @Rakkurai
    @Rakkurai 3 года назад +3

    "Hello potion seller....I am going into my bed and I want your tingliest potions."

  • @sminor666
    @sminor666 3 года назад

    You are the absolute best. This character is amazing!!

  • @uberdonut
    @uberdonut 3 года назад +1

    The "Nice to meet you idontwanttotouchyourhand" gets me every time

  • @latingame8294
    @latingame8294 3 года назад +5

    "That's not allowed, not in this market, anyways." Ma'am, if anyone asks just tell them, that you are just a really *really* late healer.

  • @thecloudof98
    @thecloudof98 3 года назад

    I love your expressions and your characters,everything is so endearing:3

  • @Brando550
    @Brando550 3 года назад

    17:45 that little explosion GIF gave me a good chuckle

  • @starRunnerX
    @starRunnerX 3 года назад

    Your RPs are so AWESOME!

  • @big_river
    @big_river 3 года назад +2

    "I dont wanna touch your hand" had me lmao.

  • @williamharris8367
    @williamharris8367 3 года назад

    Jen looks quite pretty as an elf, and I love the selection of coloured glass bottles. Thank-you for this entertaining video.

    • @GeekTalkwithMerg
      @GeekTalkwithMerg 3 года назад +1

      If anyone on this earth is actual elf, it's Jen.

  • @johnbeyer4512
    @johnbeyer4512 3 года назад

    This character is so charming that it kind of transcends the ASMR category. I’d love to see the potion seller in a Neil Gaiman story. Or a Harry Potter prequel. It’s really an amazing performance. And yeah - great ASMR catnip too.

  • @nickhighwind9993
    @nickhighwind9993 3 года назад +4

    I need a potion that will give me ears like yours, they are so adorable!😍

  • @bripratt1734
    @bripratt1734 3 года назад

    This was absolute perfection! 😍

  • @relaxbreatheblossomasmr5099
    @relaxbreatheblossomasmr5099 3 года назад

    I want this character to do a series. I felt like leaving this reality and staying with this character leaving the world. ❤️

  • @gofe8078
    @gofe8078 3 года назад +2

    25:38 Joke's on you I actually needed that sleeping potion

  • @NaderiaPlays
    @NaderiaPlays 3 года назад

    I love this roleplay well done :D

  • @biggmackthewackslack6654
    @biggmackthewackslack6654 3 года назад +2

    *I CANT HANDLE YOUR STRONGEST POTIONS!!!!*
    D:
    These potions are strong enough to Tingle any DRAGON, Let alone a simple man as I...!

  • @TheEmpressASMR
    @TheEmpressASMR 3 года назад +6

    _it’s kinda lopsided but I trust it_ 🤣

  • @crzypopemonkey
    @crzypopemonkey 3 года назад

    Nice sparkly heart edit for Cupid's blood!
    OMG just saw the fireball!

  • @AMabud-lv7hy
    @AMabud-lv7hy 3 года назад +3

    YOU CANNOT HANDLE MY POTIONS BECAUSE MY POTIONS ARE FOR THE STRONGEST AND CLEARLY YOU ARE OF THE WEAKEST

  • @AtomicAl4
    @AtomicAl4 Год назад

    1:20 😂 “you could be a defective elf”

  • @jerzeeboi8671
    @jerzeeboi8671 3 года назад

    Your so much fun to watch, love your videos

  • @Dmbenaron
    @Dmbenaron 3 года назад

    Fantastic video. Maximum Rest and Sleep.

  • @solophreakbertisbastelbude4188
    @solophreakbertisbastelbude4188 3 года назад

    I rly like the editing!

  • @meghanmcgregor2973
    @meghanmcgregor2973 3 года назад

    "I don't want to touch your hand" I love your ASMR videos they always have something that makes me laugh!

  • @FreePrivateer
    @FreePrivateer 3 года назад +2

    I have to admit, she had me at the thumbnail.

  • @Jasmin-ti6yi
    @Jasmin-ti6yi 3 года назад

    "Nice to meet you 🥰" but in the same moment "I don't want to touch your hand 😒" made me laugh so hard

  • @melinaf2547
    @melinaf2547 3 года назад +1

    Cracked up real hard at 16:06 this is golddd hahaha

  • @gregdiiamond3899
    @gregdiiamond3899 3 года назад

    This is really good Jen!

  • @eclecticmix5405
    @eclecticmix5405 3 года назад

    love how a lot of your rp's take a dark turn, you'd definitely be the yandere in an anime XD

  • @jen6373
    @jen6373 3 года назад

    You're really great at this.

  • @pedrovahl
    @pedrovahl 3 года назад +6

    Potion seller im going into battle, and i need your strongest potions!

  • @denny4518
    @denny4518 3 года назад +1

    That surprise ending after I woke up from the nap and played it again until the end. *gasp* *wiggles finger*

  • @charleszweigle920
    @charleszweigle920 3 года назад

    I had a challis just like that once!! So cool

  • @Captainsherlock
    @Captainsherlock 2 года назад

    I LOVE how quirky and eccentric Blossom is lol-

  • @missl5254
    @missl5254 3 года назад

    Great relaxing & funny video! Love your voice!

  • @Kjj17
    @Kjj17 3 года назад +1

    "curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

  • @melinaf2547
    @melinaf2547 3 года назад

    I loved this hyperactive elf character hahahaha Jen you're amazing!

  • @eugenthespy9018
    @eugenthespy9018 3 года назад +6

    I always wonder what ASMRtists using as an ingredients for potion? It just reminds me about time when I was mixing all the shower gels, shampoos and soaps to make a "potion". This might be funny if all those ingredients are really just a soap. 😺

  • @leahl5007
    @leahl5007 3 года назад +1

    She: What are you?
    Me: I’m a hobbit born with dwarfism. A Hoblette

  • @narcothebest
    @narcothebest 3 года назад +1

    Getting big Mable's menagerie vibes! Amazing video!